#thank you ruth!!

[painful-pooch]

🐈🤡 for Bruno!

- Ruth

🐈 - If your OC was an animal what animal would that be? (If already animalistic, what kinda human would they be?)

Bruno chuckles at the question and runs his hand through his, hair, grinning. "So honestly, I think I'd be a dog. Probably some German Shepherd. I think Oscar mentioned to me some like comic called Pixie and Brutus? Apparently I'm the embodiment of Brutus. Some war dog that's finally retired... wait." He sits up and turns his head to look at a blushing Oscar. "Did you just call me *old*???"

🤡 - What is someone most likely to steal of your OC's person dead or alive?

"Definitely not his puns. Dear fuck, not the puns," Miranda groans, glaring at Bruno, who's already reading a funny joke on Facebook (yes, he uses it unironically.... he used to have a MySpace.)

"Nah, they can't steal my charming jokes. Look, if they were gonna steal anything from me, it's my Costco membership card."

"Oh no, here he goes again with this..."

"I will have you know my Costco membership is what keeps food on the table, paper towels in the kitchen, toilet paper in the bathroom, and keeps the team SUV filled with gasoline," Bruno lists off, pointing at the camera. "Look, if you want a Costco membership, go get one. It's worth every penny. The amount of food Lukas eats in a day is terrifying."

Miranda laughs and rolls her eyes. "Sure, blame the pilot boy for the fact you buy crates of Nutella-"

"THAT IS A NECESSARY BUSINESS EXPENSE SHUT UP RIGHT NOW."

[music-for-them-asses]

NIN for the ask meme >:)

Thank you, Ruth!!

Favorite song: Sanctified, Closer, Came Back Haunted

Least favorite song: I can't think of one!

Have I seen them live: No but I'm hoping they tour again someday!!

Favorite band member: Trent, but I also love Robin 😁

Least favorite band member: I don't have one? I don't know much about the other members of the band

How many albums of theirs do I have: 5! I plan on buying The Fragile once it gets colder

Favorite album: Pretty Hate Machine/The Downward Spiral

Favorite lyrics: I have a lot! Lately I've been finding inspiration in "Leave them behind / You are free" from In Two

Favorite music video: Closer feels like it's cheating, but it SLAPS! I watch it all the time lmfao

Ever met any of the members: No, but that would be cool!

[ruthytwoshakes]

engineer and his terribledisgusting trash bong scares the two most beautiful women on base. Inspired by my own mad scientist girlfriend who also shocked me in a similar manner. love u babe

[uhohdad]

Would you ever write anything with a plus size reader? Maybe she’s (or they, can be gn idc!) really insecure but they hide it behind jokes and Konig sees right through it because he does the same

Cut to him always giving them compliments and making sure they stay fed and throwing them over his shoulder like they weigh nothing (usually in front of people cause he likes to embarrass and humiliate reader cause he is still kinda a jerk /affectionate/)

Can be nsfw or whatever you want, I’m not good at plot lol so Idk I just need him to treat me like I’m a teeny lil thing (cause let’s be real he really is a mountain lol)

König x PlusSized!Reader

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He’s getting tired of this nasty habit, liebling.

Everyday before your shower, you’ll stand in the mirror, honing in on that gorgeous, perfect body, digging for any little thing to critique.

“You better be thinking nice thoughts in there, little one.”

You just let out a groan, too far sunk into the spiral of self-hatred to claw yourself back out.

König rises from his spot on the bed a greets you with disapproving, half-lidded eyes in the mirror.

“What is it this time?”

“Tummy. Thighs. Chest.”

“Ach, you mean the best parts?”

You answer with an annoyed hum.

Konig will place his big, sturdy hands on your bare hips from behind, leaning down to plant a soft kiss on your shoulder.

The gentle peck distracts you from the strong arms scooping you up, a squeak leaving you as he sweeps you off your feet in one swift motion, ripping away your view of yourself in the mirror.

“König!”

“What?” He draws, carrying you from the bathroom to the bedroom.

“Put me down!” You say through a giggle, kicking your feet in his restraint.

“Hold on, I just have to get my curls in.”

He holds you horizontally across those strong arms, muscles tensing as he lifts and lowers you while you giggle all the way.

“I’m too heavy for this!”

“Barely a warm-up, liebling.”

He effortlessly tosses you onto the bed with a bounce, crawling over top you before you can even finish your squeal.

He showers kisses all over your bare tummy, his stubble sanding against plush, soft skin. Trailing his slobbering kisses up to your chest, giving your perfect breasts plenty of love. Your thighs would be last, showering you with pecks and even licking slow stripes across the flesh.

“König!”

“What?”

He’ll feign innocence, but that cocky smirk on his face betrays him.

“It’s too bad you can’t see what I see.”

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[hipsternumbertwo]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die Soundtrack (Coming Soon) on Spotify [The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals] [Black Friday] [Nightmare Time] [Nightmare Time 2] [Workin Boys]

[lifemod17]

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Petco Park, San Diego || 10/29/2023

[itsdefinitely]

TRICK OR TREAT

this is my perfect world. just a glimpse into my dark and twisted mind

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Party of one (divided into four)

[moodmoodthecrabking]

flemerman midnight rocky horror screening moodboard requested by @ella-ashmore

[cracklewink]

sketch dump of my epic furry oc (and boyfriend

[man-i-love-folklore]

oh, ok. just making me go feral without warning today, i see?

[painful-pooch]

- ruth

I've been saving this for rough times and moments when my brain hates me just a little more than I'd like to admit. Gosh I love the hugs and I love you so dang much, Ruth! You're always so nice to me and I just have to say whenever you show up on my dash, I feel happy. Thanks, man. I really needed this <3

[symphonysiren]

Another study of my favorite boy.

[imsofuckingscaredofskeleons]

So- since the nerds playing a prank on max- meant to scare him- is the nicest thing anyone’s ever done for him….(that fact makes me cry so much)….how do you think he’d react to a surprise party on his birthday?

OOOOH THIS. THIS IS A GOOD ONE RIGHT HERE I FUCK WITH THIS SO HARD

i think when he first walks in, he'd be sooo confused and shocked, just like mouth wide open and looking all around the room. and then i think he'd actually start to tear up a little bit (and ofc he's trying to hide it, but everyone can tell). and he eventually looks up and is like "wow guys, i've never really had a birthday party before, thanks" (bc i need to inflict as much angst as possible onto him) and ruth runs over to give him a big hug (cue giant group hug). after that i think he'd have a blast and go nuts with everyone, but he's definitely back to the tears when they all make him sit down and open presents bc he hasn't gotten a birthday present since before his mom left. and you know that boy is FUCKING UP the birthday cake that thing never stood a chance. and that night he cries a couple more happy tears because THIS is now the nicest thing anyone's ever done for him and he's so happy to have people who really care about him now :))

[scwprideflags]

Bi pride flag from Ruth if you’re able?

Bisexual flag colorpicked from Ruth Fleming | requested by; anon

[inkwell-illustrations]

I’m just gonna get all of mine out of the way (sorry it’s a lot)

Paul, Emma, Ted, Bill, Charlotte, Tom, Becky, Holloway, Duke

Lex, Ethan, Alice, Deb, Ziggs, Rose, Thrash, Skud, Courtney

Hannah, Daniel, Sophia

Pete, Steph, Richie, Ruth

I also threw in some of my autism headcanons :)

Paul: Bisexual & Autistic he/him

Emma: Bisexual & Autistic she/her

Ted: Pansexual he/him

Bill: Bisexual he/him

Charlotte: Bisexual she/her

Tom: Straight Ally he/him

Becky: Bisexual she/her

Holloway: Pansexual she/her

Duke: Bisexual (woman preference) he/him

Lex: Bisexual she/they

Ethan: Pansexual & Autistic he/they

Alice: Lesbian & Autistic she/her

Deb: Lesbian she/her

Ziggs: Pansexual they/them

Rose: Pansexual she/her

Thrash: Pansexual he/they

Skud: Pansexual & Polyamorous they/he

Courtney: Pansexual she/her

Hannah: Lesbian & Autstic (she doesn't know yet) she/her

Daniel: Bisexual & Autistic he/they

Sophia: Lesbian she/her

Pete: Bisexual he/him

Steph: Pansexual she/her

Richie: Trans ftm & Pansexual he/him

Ruth: Bisexual & Autistic she/her