#thank you pride & prejudice (2005) for my life

[pheedraws]

THE MORE IT HURTS, THE LESS IT SHOWS

[mcflymemes]

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (2005) PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the film, adjust as necessary

you must know... surely, you must know it was all for you.

you are too generous to trifle with me.

if your feelings are still what they were last april, tell me so at once.

my affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever.

you have bewitched me, body and soul, and i love... i love you.

i never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

i have struggled in vein and i can bear it no longer.

these past months have been a torment.

i came to [location name] with the single object of seeing you. i had to see you.

are you too proud, [name]? and would you consider pride a fault or a virtue?

we're doing our best to find a fault in you.

i have fought against my better judgement, my family's expectations, the inferiority of your birth by rank and circumstance.

you really do love him, don't you?

please, do be seated.

this is a charming house.

all these things i am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.

how are you this evening, my dear?

may i have the next dance, [name]?

my brother gave it to me. he shouldn't have.

i wish you would not call me "my dear."

what endearments am i allowed?

what should i call you when i am cross?

i cannot believe that anyone can deserve you... but it appears i am overruled.

are you out of your senses? i thought you hated the man.

have you no objection other than your belief in my indifference?

i do like him. i love him.

only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony, which is why i will end up an old maid.

i love you. most ardently.

please do me the honor of accepting my hand.

i appreciate the struggle you have been through, and i am very sorry to have caused you pain.

believe me, it was unconsciously done.

are you... laughing at me?

i wonder who first discovered the power of poetry in driving away love?

i thought that poetry was the food of love.

what do you recommend to encourage affection?

i'm very fond of walking.

i do not have the talent of conversing easily with people i have never met before.

perhaps you should take your aunt's advice and practice?

so this is your opinion of me. thank you for explaining it so fully.

those are the words of a gentleman.

from the first moment i met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world i could ever be prevailed upon to marry.

forgive me for taking up so much of your time.

maybe it's that i find it hard to forgive the follies and vices of others, or their offenses against me.

my good opinion, once lost, is lost forever.

i cannot tease you about that. what a shame, for i dearly love to laugh.

i will not and i certainly never shall.

you have insulted me in every possible way, and can now have nothing further to say.

i must ask you to leave immediately.

i have never been thus treated in my entire life.

i can admire you much better from here.

do you talk, as a rule, while dancing?

i prefer to be unsociable and taciturn.

i dare say you will find him amiable.

it would be most inconvenient since i have sworn to loathe him for all eternity.

no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed.

i've come to tell you the news.

not all of us can afford to be romantic.

i've been so blind.

they are far too easy to judge.

i was wrong. i was entirely wrong about him.

i am well aquainted with you, [name], to know that i cannot alarm you, even should i wish it.

your skills in the art of matchmaking are positively occult.

i've never seen so many pretty girls in my life!

i do not deny it.

has the pig escaped again?

we are all fools in love.

[thissccounthatesfascists]

TL asleep? cool.

(long post, strap in)

i wanna talk about colin's wet dream. that was the most demisexual shit i have EVER seen. there's not even any sex. its just a romanticized, elevated version of their first kiss. its colin's subconscious wanting to replay the moment he fell in love with his best friend in the Most way possible.

lets break it down:

we got the same location of their first kiss. Complete with mood lighting and a fog machine. It’s giving pride and prejudice 2005

Penelope comes out (looking gorgeous, of course) to their rendezvous spot, which has been previously agreed on.

colin thanks her for meeting him, she doesn't know why he's asked her to come

he confesses his feelings for her

she reciprocates (this is the important part of this to me. ) her wanting him, makes him want her more (do you see where the demisexual colin energy is coming from? do you understand?)

they make out

he kisses her neck as she pants his name over and over (see my point above re: her wanting him makes him want her more)

he wakes up, absolutely shook

this is an idealized reimagining for colin: during their first kiss he was basically in shock, his new personality chokes on the reality and vulnerability of the moment

in the book he talks about how he tries to think of something witty to say but finds that no words are necessary, and there's no combination of witty banter or suave bravado that could help in that moment. the rake persona that he has put on up to this point absolutely fails him. but here, in this dream, words are crucial, the declarations of love are why its sexy! (demi colin is canon idc idc)

and its so important that this wet dream, the idealized version of this scenario happens like this. because we've also seen colin having sex with sex workers (and luke newton has talked about this) but his energy in those scenes is very detached, very focused on him and his pleasure with zero connection to the women he's with. he has two different threesomes (if you can even call the second one that, he's barely even looking at them) with four different women and we know nothing about these girls. they don't even get names. they don't matter, and its simply not. as. good. as the feeling of kissing pen. there is no connection

which is, i think, why he taps out during the threesome in ep4. he tries to go back to the devil-may-care attitude toward sex and intimacy that he had before kissing pen, he tries to return to that mask he put on of "the rake" and it just doesn't work! he feels nothing! in fact he feels disdain for the position he's in and the choices he's made!

the threesome in ep4 mirrors the outburst he has later at the club really well. like he's so frustrated with this position he's put himself in, the men he's surrounded himself with. he literally says "none of you are gentlemen!" "you're actually gross and disrespectful!"

a line that i love is :

"... it is tiring, is it not? The necessity imposed on us to remain cavalier about the one thing in life that holds genuine meaning. Do you not find it lonely?"

and they laugh! in! his! face! because these are men that feel perfectly fine sleeping with strangers and bragging about their "conquests" to their buddies

but that is not who colin is! he's still very young. and his experience with marina (who tried to seduce him and it didn't work, imo bc he just didn't feel that passion, that love that makes his relationship with penelope so different) has left him jaded, but not nearly as jaded as he wants to believe. even if he wants to be casual about romance and sex, he just isn't. this man proposed to marina after knowing her for what? a couple weeks? He is an All or Nothing type of guy. He has that Bridgerton 'when i fall in love i will only ever talk about my spouse' Gene

Now: some costuming details that i love:

Her hair:

(i know this is a stretch but go with me here) her hair is in slightly tighter curls than we've seen this season, which to me seems like a nod to colin liking (or at least not minding) her hair the way it was in previous seasons and maybe not caring as much as we might think about her transformation. but its still down and flowy and in line with her new style

let's talk about this! dress! (it has genuinely been keeping me up at night)

the sleeves seem much more similar to the silhouettes of her costumes in previous seasons, not necessarily in shape but in style

the sleeves are bulkier, compared to this season's costumes, which while they might have been the same size and shape, they are made of much lighter material, giving the silhouette a softer, more mature feeling.

compare it to this dress from s3 ep2: it looks very similar with the sleeve shape and the floral appliqués, but in the dress in the image above, the appliqués are much more obvious, closer to penelope's style under her mother's tastes

the point i'm trying to make here will be made more clear in a sec. what I am NOT trying to say that colin prefers her in her little girl dresses with loud designs, bright colors, and silly hairdos. he just associates those bigger, brighter, louder style choices with penelope.

And he has always liked Penelope. Even when he didn’t take her seriously as a potential partner, he always saw her as an equal. He never made fun of her silly dresses and questionable hair choices.

This has nothing to do with Colin but i feel like i should point it out:

there is something to be said about how her muted pastel color palette along with the more demure style that she has adopted shows that she is trying to Show Up with this social season, but as a wallflower, she is shy. she's always hated those brightly colored dresses her mother put her in, because no matter how close to the wall she clung, she was always visible. she was always vulnerable to ridicule.

but i don't think colin knows or realizes this because why would he think critically about the specific style changes she's made. and he probably doesn't really make the connection of the influence her mother has on her clothing. and around him, pen has never seemed all that shy. she's been confident and witty. if you pair her personality that shines around colin with her louder outfits, it seems more congruous

(take the scene from season 2 where we get the line "My purpose shall set me free") this is a side of penelope that no one, not even eloise!, sees

what his subconscious knows is that he associates pen with vibrant, textured, and often 3-dimensional outfits, and his subconscious creates a dress that fits her new style, with a little more of that featherington flair thrown in.

the fucking tie in front: i feel like this is a very clear reference/ foreshadowing to the mirror scene

for those of you who haven't read the book, the mirror scene doesn't actually happen, but colin tells penelope about a fantasy he has about touching her in front of a mirror

this is a pretty small offhand comment made while they're having sex for the first time but amongst book fans the scene has become pretty fleshed out i think, with fanfics especially

because the idea that it touches on is colin fantasizing about penelope seeing herself the way he does, as sexy and desirable (he seriously cares about her pleasure so much its sickening, I'm actually sick)

and although Book Colin doesn't mention it, the idea of him undressing her in front of a mirror has become a popular story set-up

i think the tie in the front sort of plays on the time period sensibilities of propriety: this is a time where in "good" society an unmarried man and woman would never touch skin to skin, its why all the women wear gloves most of the time. its why the scenes in season 1 between daphne and simon play on the excitement of removing the gloves: its a taboo thing

this is unrelated to this post but i need an explanation as to why pen isn't wearing gloves in a lot of her scenes this season, like the scandal that that would cause??? I'm assuming its representative of her growing into her sexuality; and bridgerton is a fantasy, not a historical nonfiction, but like some consistency would be nice guys bc i was so confused abt all the skin-on-skin contact happening. even with Francesca and Lord Samadani WHEN HE KISSES HER BARE HAND I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE FOR HER. especially because of all the glove-related tension in s1. but i digress.

so the tie in front is sort of a dare. even though its clearly an addition, and untying wouldn't actually remove her dress, its her (colin's subconscious version of her anyway) way of saying: "you could untie this, you could undress me if you wanted to" "i love you" "i want you"

and i think that's beautiful. this season is great and i will die on this hill.

If you've made it this far, congrats! you're just as feral as me! come and gnaw on the drywall with me while i post fanfics inspired by this season: https://archiveofourown.org/works/55988977/chapters/142190584

chapters 1+2 of my new fic are up

photos are from : https://www.cap-that.com/bridgerton/302/index.php?image=bridgerton3x02_1502.jpg

[firstkanaphans]

Get to Know Me ✨

Thanks for the tag @chinzhilla! I was looking for an excuse not to write.

Do you make your bed? I wouldn’t dare. My dog sleeps there when I’m at work.

What’s your favorite number? 8. No idea why.

What is your job? Registered dietitian

If you could go back to school, would you? I would love to go back to college just to learn new things—maybe take some language or creative writing classes—but I certainly wouldn’t want to pay for it and I have no desire to change careers. I hate that they gatekeep further education behind a paywall. At least in the US.

Can you parallel park? Never have and never will.

A job you had that might surprise people? I haven’t had many. I’ve worked in retail, at my university’s career center critiquing resumes, and in my current profession. However, when I say I’m a dietitian most people assume I’m helping people lose weight or something, but that’s not the case. Most of my career has been spent in an ICU dosing the tube feeds and IV nutrition for patients unable to eat orally.

Do you think aliens are real? Obviously.

Can you drive a manual car? No, despite the number of times my dad has tried to teach me. 

What’s your guilty pleasure? MAME. Always MAME. Actual picture of me watching anything written by MAME:

Tattoos? No, but I would like to get some Thai script now that I know enough Thai to feel like I’ve earned it. I can’t for the life of me decide what I want it to say, though.

Favorite color? Pink 🩷

Favorite type of music? Country. Go ahead and roast me, but I’m from Alabama. It can’t be helped.

Do you like puzzles? Yup. Especially crosswords.

Any phobias? Sharks. I was raised near the beach and there was a string of pretty violent shark attacks one summer when I was very young and impressionable. When I was a kid, I wouldn’t even go in pools. 

Favorite childhood sport? Three guesses which sport my lesbian ass played. That’s right: softball. I didn’t actually enjoy it, though, and I haven’t watched a sportsball game in probably a decade unless you count GMMTV Starlympics, which I absolutely don’t.

Do you talk to yourself? All the time

What movies do you adore? Love Simon, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Mulan, The Old Guard, Frozen, the original Star Wars trilogy, Mean Girls. I honestly don’t watch that many movies. The most recent one I enjoyed was Bottoms.

Coffee or Tea? Coke Zero?

First thing you wanted to be growing up? Probably a pretty, pretty princess. I’ve never much cared for work, but unfortunately, I wasn’t born rich.

Tagging @thescrumptiousstuffs, @mbjw, @qt-qtoey, @sherrymagic, @whitnerd, @coconeedshelp or anyone else who wants to participate, but no pressure!

[darkurgetrash]

Get to Know Me Tag ~

Hiya! I got tagged in a few different 'get to know me' tags so I thought I'd just combine them here, hehe. Thank you so so much to @dutifullylazybread @weaveandwood @orangekittyenergy and @blackstaff-blast — I really love these tags, both answering and reading others'. What can I say? I'm a gemini.

No pressure tags! ~ @lemonsrosesandlavender @savriea @graysparrowao3 @heytheresunflower

Do you make your bed?: Yes! I'm not a neat-freak, but I consider myself quite neat

Favourite number: When I was a young child someone asked me this and I didn't know what to say so I pretended it was '86'. Since then, that's always just been what I've said… couldn't tell you why lol

What's your job?: Between roles atm, but usually a copywriter

If you could go back to school, would you?: For sure. I was really let down as a kid by the system, if I could go back but with the wisdom I have now, I would love to. As for further education, I loved my undergrad but I can't see myself realistically studying more on account of chronic illnesses

Can you parallel park / Can you drive a manual car?: Nope. I was good at parking and driving back when I was first learning over 10 years ago but never took my test because I got a lot of anxiety driving. I live in London now, so there's no urgent need to learn, but I will have to some day.

Do you think aliens are real?: Yes. Ain't no way we're the only life forms to exist in the whole universe, pleaseee

What's your guilty pleasure?: I love Britney Spears 💁‍♀️

Tattoos?: A small one, on my ankle. Two hands in a reference to Twin Peaks. I also just love the design — even if my tattoo artist did a slightly shoddy job and told me they did the exact same reference on tonnes of people ayyy lmao

Favourite type of music?: Easy answer is indie, though even that is a huuuuge umbrella. Some of my fave musicians are Mitski, Bright Eyes, AURORA, Radiohead, EELS, and Thumpasaurus. Also, a long-time MCR fan.

Do you like puzzles?: I'm wayyy too ADHD for them tbh but I don't mind some types of puzzles, like in video games. But even then, they can't go on for too long, lol

Any phobias?: Crowds are def my biggest one. I’m scared of pretty normal things I’d say, like hornets. I do have a lot of sensory issues though that give a similar feeling, the most unusual being cardboard. Do NOT touch it near me, I WILL scream. And slight trypophobia… 🤢

Favourite childhood sport: Always hated sports and exercise, even as a kid

Do you talk to yourself: I sing to myself (and in general) a lot and have big echolalia, but I don't really talk to myself in the traditional sense. Now my partner on the other hand… he does not stop yapping for even a second in the day.

What movie(s) do you adore?: The immediate go-to's in my brain are The Lord of the Rings trilogy, Pride and Prejudice (2005), Your Name, and… Shrek. Non-ironically.

Coffee or tea: Earl grey tea with oat milk, please! If not an option, I'll go for an oat milk mocha.

First thing you wanted to be growing up?: I… okay. I don't even know if I should admit this, but it's kinda funny… but remember, I was a CHILD. like, FIVE. My sister wanted to move to Africa and be a mango farmer (???) and I wanted to go with her so I said I wanted to sell shoes there because I saw a gap in the market. 😭😭

Last song I listened to: No You Girls - Franz Ferdinand

Favourite colour: Lavender

Favourite flavour: Depends on what it is, but most likely either chocolate or strawberry

Current obsession: BG3, if y'all couldn't guess. 😂

Last thing I googled: 'Sacrum'. Girly doesn’t know what body parts are called.

Favourite season: Late autumn

Skill I'd like to learn: I'd looove to be able to sew and make clothes but I am the most cack-handed person you will ever meet. I literally got kicked out of textiles class when I was in school because I was so bad they thought I was messing about on purpose 😬…

Best advice: Be cringe, be free. People will either not care or think you're cool for your authenticity.

Currently watching: I don't really watch TV! Still getting through Dungeon Meshi, lol

Currently reading: I've been trying to read 'Interview with a Vampire' since the start of the year, but my brain only has room for BG3 fanfic it would seem… SO, here's a list of my current bookmarks hehe. Special shout-outs to @lemonsrosesandlavender @crystal-overdrive @ghostcouncil @weaveandwood @sinelaborenihilsr2 @dutifullylazybread @notlikeparis

Relationship status: Been in a relationship since 2016! Also, taken by Gale Dekarios in my head. 💜

Sweet/savoury/spicy: Big, BIG sweet tooth.

[nincompoopydoo]

₊˚⊹♡ valentines celebration!

to celebrate february the 14th, i'll be opening my ask box for valentine's-themed requests for one week [13 feb - 19 feb]!

REQUESTS ARE CLOSED! THANKS FOR REQUESTING!

read these guidelines to request a valentines one-shot:

i'll only be writing gn!reader-insert one-shots

word count will be < 1000 words

choose any character from the character list

choose a prompt from the prompt list [in honour of my annual valentines day rewatch of pride and prejudice 2005]

do read and keep in mind of my request rules before you send in a request

i will of course try my best to write for as many requests as possible throughout the week and i truly apologise in advanced if i cannot write for something you requested [life gets unexpectedly busy sometimes]

the links:

character list // prompt list // request rules

happy valentines day! ♡

[jojotichakorn]

Ok now I need to know, what are your favorite straight rom-coms. I'm always looking for more things for my neverending watchlist

hehe 😌 thanks for asking!

i'm gonna be using the term romcom loosely, but (in no particular order):

love & basketball (such a sweet little friends to lovers)

always be my maybe (i feel like this one isn't very well-known, but i adore it! it's about childhood friends who had crushes on each other meeting up years later as adults after losing contact. and the soundtrack is absolutely fire, including the songs by the fictional band 'hello peril')

clueless (literally my beloved! and it's a modern day adaptation of emma by jane austen, executed flawlessly btw)

10 things i hate about you (yet another flawless modern day adaption of a classic, this time shakespeare - everyone must certainly watch it in preparation for the heart killers)

kuch kuch hota hai (really stretching the definition of romcom here, cause i sobbed 2/3 of that movie when i first watched it, but i love it so much, so i must mention it)

legally blonde (this one isn't particularly focused on romance, but the whole plot is just iconic, and - for what it's worth - the love interest is absolutely lovely)

to all the boys i've loved before (i only really liked the first one, but that first one was a really great fake dating situation)

the princess bride (it is such an endearing classic, i adore it)

set it up (one of the best newer romcoms out there for sure)

the proposal (this one is a classic and for a good reason)

when harry met sally (ultimate friends to lovers, what can ya do)

flipped (a cute little story about kids falling in love)

love, rosie (once again, not really a comedy, but such a juicy plot)

the wedding singer (this one is very 90s but also 90s adam sandler is kinda hot?)

the duff (this one is kind of a guilty pleasure but idk, i enjoy rewatching it every once in a while regardless)

also, again, not romcoms, but when we speak of straight romance i cannot neglect to mention jane austen my beloved! in this case, the adaptations of her books. specifically, emma. (2020), pride & prejudice (both 1995 and 2005), northanger abbey (2007), and - with a slightly heavier heart, as it is my favourite novel and i am not entirely pleased with either of the adaptations, but they are still quite good - persuasion (both 1995 and 2007).

i have seen all of these at least five times throughout my life jfkdjfkdjkd so definitely recommend 🫡

[heymacy]

hello pals! it's time for a (very late) weekly tag game wednesday! (yes, it's still wednesday in chicago!) i was tagged by @energievie, @deedala, @palepinkgoat, @juliakayyy, & @jrooc - thanks pals!

about you

name: macy

age: thirty and flirty and surviving

star sign: cancer

your first language: english, the dumbest language

second language: i can take your coffee order in perfect spanish and i think that's my biggest accomplishment in the last few years

favorite lip product: aquaphor!

the best food dish you can make without a recipe: ........boxed mac and cheese

if you drink tea, what kind?: sleepytime tea, peppermint, and earl gray (depending on the time of day)

if you drink coffee, what roast do you usually get?: i drink cold brew which i think is technically a medium roast? ah shit, i'm totally getting fired

favorite thing to watch on youtube right now: i almost exclusively use YouTube for ASMR videos

favorite thing to watch on youtube in 2012: jenna marbles i miss you every fucking day

favorite item of clothing right now: a Whidbey Island, WA sweatshirt that i magically found at a thrift store here in Chicago! the world is so small and i miss home!

favorite item of clothing in 2012: my VS PINK leggings, the kind with the thick ass waistband, y'all remember those? mine were black and baby pink

fandom

three movies you recommend: i'll give y'all my letterboxd top four: Some Like It Hot, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Pride and Prejudice (2005) and Moonrise Kingdom

your favorite concert: CHAPPELL ROAN!

have you ever unfollowed someone over a fandom opinion? unfollowed? babygirl this is a blocking household

have you ever left a fandom because of the fans? not because of the fans, no. i keep my circles pretty tight and use the block button liberally. i only leave when the fixation breaks and even then i still linger about like a specter of fandom's past

the best tv show you watched last year: suddenly i don't remember a single TV show i watched last year, YIKES. now if you'd said movie...[cracks knuckles] how much time y'all got?

do you have a fancasting you just can't let go of? none come to mind!

a ship you've abandoned: i do not abandon my children, i just sometimes-occasionally-infrequently-intermittently forget to pick them up from daycare, that's all

on a scale of 1-10 how willing are you to share your ao3 history? [sweeping gesture] look upon my archive and see that i am an open book

do you have a fandom tattoo? nope!

what fandom do you wish was bigger? talk to me about Anastasia (1997)

has a finale ever ruined a show for you? ruined? no. soiled a little bit, left a sour taste in my mouth, riddled me with disdain? sure, often!

have you...

swam in an ocean? many times!

been vegan/vegetarian? yes, both at different times in my life!

gone skinny dipping? yes!

gone skiing? yes!

been to a convention? yes!

i'm tagging @gardenerian, @7x10mickey, @mmmichyyy, @callivich, @captainjowl, @sleepyfacetoughguy, @arrowflier, @too-schoolforcool, @sickness-health-all-that-shit, @y0itsbri, @creepkinginc, @pomegran4te, @sxltburn, @thisdivorce, @vintagelacerosette, @crossmydna, @michellemisfit, & @transmickey ✨

[the-rat-wins]

weekly wednesday tag

omg, thanks for the tag, @wehangout, @deedala, @michellemisfit, @heymacy, and @loftec (u said anyone so that counts!!) 💖💖

name: the rat

age: 30s

location: on the grounds of Brooklyn

top sheet, yes or no? yes, and currently i am using ONLY a top sheet, due to circumstances (the weather)

how many stuffed animals do you own? Ghüs plushie is love, Ghüs plushie is life

the names of your pets (and the explanations behind them): no pets, poor me

favorite color: blue i reckon

any tattoos? nope

how you transport your belongings (purse, tote, hands, pockets, etc.): my pocketses, precious

the last movie you watched: the odds were in favor of Furiosa, but i realized it was actually Pride & Prejudice (2005) on a plane. The five before that were def Furiosa, tho

how long does it take you to get ready in the morning? if i'm leaving the house, 45 minutes. if i'm commuting to my home office (the desk six inches from my bed), 10 minutes

favorite weather: autumn day, bright blue sky

relationship status: we are venom

ice cream flavor of choice: y'all ever had MISO CHERRY, whoo boy

first fandom: :/ :/ :/ harry potter i guess

how many books have you read this year? disqualified on professional grounds

first 4 words of your last notes app entry: arms warfare LOTR book

and finally, if you had to change your URL tomorrow, what would you change it to? literally i cannot fathom, my brand commitment is strong

tagging @beckyharvey29 @wideblueskies @avalonia320 if you fancy some procrastination or general tag tomfoolery despite the fact it will likely be thursday if you do tbh!!

[slytherinboysappreciation]

what’s your favorite movie and musical artist? 😌 since you’re bored!

Thank you so much for the ask!! 🥰

My favorite movie is Pride and Prejudice (2005) for three main reasons. 1, it’s Pride and Prejudice. 2, it’s Keira Knightly; like goddess incarnate. And 3, Matthew Macfadyen as Mr Darcy is everything I aspire to be. Confused and introverted and a genuine wet dog of a man. 10/10. And the almost kiss in the rain??? Changed my brain chemistry. I think about it on a weekly basis

And my favorite music artist (for many reasons) is Coldplay. I listen to a wide variety of bands, but nothing can beat Coldplay for me.

The sheer longing in some of their songs??? Like, UGH!!! Their songs are just so hauntingly beautiful!!! Like, Viva La Vida??? THAT was a life changing moment, listening to it for the first time

And don’t even get me started on how much I love their album Music Of The Spheres!!! Humankind, Biutyful, People Of The Pride, and Coloratura were MONUMENTAL moments in my life. It’s probably my most listened to album on Spotify, if I’m being honest. Got me through some of my toughest post-2020 moments fr

[mcflymemes]

PRIDE & PREJUDICE PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2005 film

you must know... surely, you must know it was all for you.

are you out of your senses?

we've been nonsensical!

i have struggled in vain and i can bear it no longer.

are you rejecting me?

did i just agree to dance?

makes it all so much more enjoyable, don't you think?

you really do love him, don't you?

i appreciate the struggle you have been through, and i am very sorry to have caused you pain.

you're wasting your time with me.

count your blessings.

don't look at me like that!

only the deepest love will persuade me into matrimony.

i'm very fond of walking.

no, i prefer to be unsociable and taciturn.

may i have the next dance?

these past few months have been a torment.

i wonder who first discovered the power of poetry in driving away love?

my brother gave it to me.

i have never been thus treated in my entire life.

do you talk, as a rule, while dancing?

so this is your opinion of me.

i had to see you.

it's been many years since i had such an exemplary vegetable.

oh, believe me, no one would suspect your manners to be rehearsed.

i've been so blind.

i've come to tell you the news.

oh, very well then.

i must ask you to leave immediately.

you have insulted me in every possible way.

not all of us can afford to be romantic.

i could not have parted with you to anyone less worthy.

i will never see you again if you do.

he looks miserable, poor soul.

yes. a thousand times yes.

i will not and certainly never shall.

i thought that poetry was the food of love.

you are too generous to trifle with me.

all of these things i am willing to put aside and ask you to end my agony.

there's a lot to be thankful for.

don't you dare judge me.

i don't understand.

thank you for explaining so fully.

now tell me once and for all: are you engaged to him?

if your feelings are still what they were last april, tell me so at once.

have you no objection other than your belief in my indifference?

believe me, it was unconsciously done.

what a shame, for i dearly love to laugh.

and those are the words of a gentleman.

my affections and wishes have not changed, but one word from you will silence me forever.

you have bewitched me, body and soul, and i love... i love... i love you.

i love you.

i cannot tease you about that.

forgive me for taking up so much of your time.

how are you this evening, dear?

is this your reply?

they are far too easy to judge.

i do not have the talent of conversing easily with people i have never met before.

i thought you hated the man.

will that make you happy?

we're doing our best to find a fault in you.

i never wish to be parted from you from this day on.

i wish you would not call me "my dear."

perhaps you should take your aunt's advice and practice?

what endearments am i allowed?

please, do be seated.

one of these days, someone will catch your eye and then you'll have to watch your tongue.

people do not die of colds.

i was wrong. i was entirely wrong.

are you too proud? and would you consider pride a fault or a virtue?

this is a charming house.

i am well acquainted with you.

please do me the honor of accepting my hand.

what do you recommend to encourage affection?

what should i call you when i am cross?

are you... are you laughing at me?

i can admire you much better from here.

shall i call for some tea?

i cannot believe that anyone can deserve you.

i love you. most ardently.

good day. it's been a pleasure.

i have no idea.

did you walk here?

let us take a turn about the room.

it is a small kind of accomplishment, i suppose.

will you not join us?

i've never seen so many pretty girls in my life.

she is the most beautiful creature i have ever beheld.

why do you ask such a question?

what have you discovered?

we are all fools in love.

i have other reasons. you know i have.

i do not deny it.

[couthbbg]

i'm bored! get to know me

1. Do you make your bed?

I usually throw the duvet back over it semi-neatly lol

2. Favourite number?

Hmm lots! Fav single digit is 8, but my numbers when I played sports were 2 & 13 so I like those too :)

3. What's your job?

unemployment sweepppp (but before that I was a teacher :) )

4. If you could go back to school, would you?

Yes, for sure, and I vaguely plan to I think. I just graduated about three weeks ago, but everyone needs a third degree right 😅

5. Can you parallel park?

not to save my life :) i've been thinking about taking some cones to a parking lot and trying to relearn tho, bc I think i'm moving to a city soon, and i need to survive 😩

6. Do you think aliens are real?

Yes absolutely :)

7. Can you drive a manual car?

Nope

8. Guilty pleasure?

guiltiest pleasure when i'm hanging on to the will to live by a thread is fast food breakfast hash browns 🤤

9. Tattoos?

Technically I have 8 but they're all very small and hidden. If you saw me you'd think I have none, but if you're very lucky you get to find them ;)

10. Favourite colour?

purple and pink :) 💜🩷

11. Favourite type of music?

pop and 70s acoustic lol

12. Do you like puzzles?

ohh yes, I love a good puzzle. I can't do them much because my dog eats the pieces lmao but whenever I can swing it I do

13. Any phobias?

bats and the dark, plus too small spaces but also too large spaces. going to texas one time really fucked me up. there's too much space out there!!!

14. Favourite childhood sport?

soccer & softball :)

15. Do you talk to yourself?

a lot, but I mostly talk to my dog. I swear she listens about 50% of the time

16. Tea or coffee?

coffee but mostly iced

17. First thing you wanted to be when growing up?

a poet :)

18. What movies do you adore?

pride and prejudice (2005), you've got mail, when harry met sally, oceans 8, and the recent-ish animated spider man movies

thank you for the tag @kniesguy 💕💞💓💗 !!!

tagging (only if you feel like it!): @anaphylactic-dread @guentzel @genotama @neonsoup @girljeremystrong @sofarsofastmp3 @dicehockey @kniesout @stonerosestank

also anyone else who sees this and wants to fill it out: u r officially tagged 💖💖💖

[kay-elle-cee]

I love a good tag game, @jamesunderwater, so thank you!

1. Are you named after anyone? Nope. My middle name is the same as my dad's, though.

2. When was the last time you cried? I know I've cried since then, but the main thing I can think of is last month when I watched One Day and sobbed my fucking eyes out.

3. Do you have kids? Nope

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I think so, but not as much as I used to.

5. What sports do you play/have you played? Nearly all kinds of non-partner dance! Which if you don't consider that a sport I would like to have a conversation with you 😀

6. What’s the first thing you notice about other people? Probably if they're smiling/paying attention to the conversation or if they're looking for a way out.

7. Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings!

8. Any special talents? I don't think I have any?

9. Where were you born? Texas 🤠

10. What are your hobbies? Dancing, Writing, trying new foods, musical theater

11. Do you have any pets? Yes I do, one little Alley Cat.

12. All-time fave piece of media? The 2005 Pride and Prejudice can get me through anything.

13. Fave subject in school? English (or Drama).

14. Dream job? Been thinking about this a lot lately. I like my job currently, and I'm getting do so something I enjoy...but I think in a vaguer sense, something that feels fulfilling while not demanding to be the focus of my entire life, and allows me to have a good work-life balance is really the goal (aka if I ever get fired from my niche job maybe I just go into admin?)

15. Eye colour? Green

Tagging @almosttenaciousmoon, @jfleamont, @charmsandtealeaves @sunshinemarauder

[prideandprejudice]

1) Which of the various Pride and Prejudice media forms do you enjoy more: book, miniseries, or movies? (You don't have to choose just one)

2) Have you read/watched any works based on Pride and Prejudice like Death Comes to Pemberley? If so, which one(s) did you like?

3) if you could live in any literary universe (classic, modern, romance, adventure - whichever), which one would you choose and why?

hi!! i'm so sorry for taking so long! life has been craaaaazy! thank you for sending me this :')

personally, i enjoy movies adaptations! i adore the 1995 series as well BUT the 2005 version.......... OMG <3 however, the book is my other passion, i read it every year or whenever i can <3 the experience with a book is different, right? the author can really take all the time and give more details of how the characters are feeling or even of the situations themselves!

yes, i did! i watched death comes to pemberley, the lizzie bennet diaries, lost in austen, austenland, pride and prejudice and zombies (i also read the book), bridget jones diary, the jane austen book club etc etc and i enjoyed everything lmaooo but i think, if i had to choose, it would be the lizzie bennet diaries!

uuuh! this is difficult! but i think romance and/or something mysterious!

anonymously message me (3) things you want to know about me.

[phoenixflames12]

#s 3, 11, and 15 in the list of questions 😊

Taken from this ask meme, thank you so much, friend!

3. 3 films you could watch for the rest of your life and not get bored of?

Black Beauty (1994)

Pride and Prejudice (2005)

Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)

11. what do you consider to be romance?

If I look to my parents, who have been married 32 years this year, as an ideal of romance and how to make a marriage work, it's knowing that each of you has different skills. And yet those skills can come together and create a home and a family. And there's something deeply romantic in the fact that they've stuck by each other even though the task that they had before them was, some people said, impossible and yet they perservered and knew (and still know) how to look after each other.

15. what do you think of when you hear the word “home”?

My parents living room. It's winter, the curtains are closed, the fire's lit, everyone's done for the day and we're all doing our own thing.

Thank you so much, friend!

Much love,

Phoenixdlames12 xxx

questions I think would be fun to be asked

[daughter-of-melpomene]

🦌 for Lark?

Thank you so much for this!! Also gonna tag my One Piece gang, @auxiliarydetective, @supermarine-silvally, @oneirataxia-girl, and @xoteajays!! <3

Their favorite vegetable: She really thinks any vegetable is good as long as Sanji’s the one cooking it, but she has a special love for potatoes and how many things you can do with them.

Their favorite article of clothing: A pretty yellow sundress with white flowers embroidered onto the long sleeves, which was the first thing she bought after officially leaving from under the World Government’s thumb and joining the Straw Hats.

Their birthplace: Sunbeam Island.

Their sexuality: She’s a pan queen!

Their eye color: A brown that Sanji loves to call bright and beautiful every chance he gets.

The number one Christmas movie from the year they were born: Technically there’s not an answer for this, because I don’t think they measure time in the One Piece universe the same way we do.

Their favorite (cheesy) novel to movie/TV show adaptation: If she got to experience some of the ones of our world, I’m sure she’d really love the 2005 Pride & Prejudice movie with Keira Knightley.

Their dream place of peace: On the deck of the Going Merry, surrounded by the open sea and sky, as well as the loving friends that have very much become her family.

Their favorite chain restaurant: I get the feeling she’d be a big fan of Wendy’s if she got to experience some of our chain restaurants.

Their favorite sport: Even though she can’t really handle a sword to save her life, Zoro does wind up getting her interested in the sport of swordsmanship and how strong and beautiful it is.

send me 🦌 + an oc!!