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bitterkarella · 3 days ago
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Midnight Pals: Dark Days Coming
King: hey guys sorry i'm late King: i just could not get up this morning King: feels like I've been sleeping for days King: what did i miss? King: how did the election go? Lovecraft: not too bad King: King: oh no King: oh no oh no oh no
Lovecraft: don't worry steve it won't be so bad Lovecraft: I've heard assurances from the new regime that they only want the trade unionists King: King: King:
Lovecraft: i mean really steve Lovecraft: how bad could it be? [meanwhile] Donald Trump: we're gonna have the biggliest boot stamping on a human face forever Trump: we love the boot stamping on the human face forever, don't we folks? Trump: more and more people are saying they love the boot
Lovecraft: you're overreacting steve Lovecraft: what's trump even going to do? King: well i'm glad you asked King: [unrolls comically long scroll] Lovecraft: oh is this going to be a song
King: well for starters King: decimate reproductive rights King: LGBTQ rights King: labor rights King: civil rights King: accelerate climate change Lovecraft: [sweats] this is making me feel bad steve Lovecraft: i can't wait for trump to outlaw you telling me this stuff!
King: use the military to brutalize americans King: abandon Ukraine King: and as for gaza George Romero: in all honesty steve Romero: that probably won't change much King: oh look! an optimist!
Lovecraft: ok but Lovecraft: has he actually SAID he's going to do any of that? King: yes Lovecraft: oh he was probably just lying Lovecraft: he lies a lot Poe: he does lie a lot
Lovecraft: i think you're overreacting, he's probably not gonna do all the stuff he says he's gonna do King: so you don't believe him? Lovecraft: nope! King: king: then what's his appeal? Lovecraft: well he's just so honest
Lovecraft: a real straight shooter Lovecraft: tells it like it is Lovecraft: says what he means King: King:
King: howard please tell me you didn't vote for trump did you? Lovecraft: [sweats] steve! please! Lovecraft: i'm only a loveable archie bunker style racist Lovecraft: i'm still 100% yang gang King: King: King: i picked a bad day to quit cocaine
King: i really need some cocaine King: edgar you know where i can get some cocaine don't you Poe: steve stay strong Poe: you don't need cocaine King: just one bump King: to get me through the next four years King: i mean few days King: no i mean four years
King: how about a beer? i was an alcoholic too you know King: maybe i'll take that up again King: this is good drinking weather Poe: steve no Poe: dean help me hold him back King: don't try to stop me! Poe: no steve! you've got so much to live for! King: yeah? like what? Poe: well Poe: you've got a loving family King: Joe is pretty great Koontz: and owen! King: King: yeah and owen is alright too i guess
King: yeah he's pretty good King: what the heck, i can say it King: i love owen too! Koontz: and there's naomi too King: whoa wait a second, i have THREE kids?? King: this just keeps getting better!
King: thanks guys i do feel a little better Poe: good, hold onto that Poe: cuz it's going to be a long four years Lovecraft: only four years? i thought we weren't gonna have to vote anymore! Poe: Poe: good drinking weather, huh?
Joyce Carol Oates: huh, i really don't see why the electorate would hate trans people unless they were persuaded by hate speech and fearmongering JK Rowling: well well well look at the fancccy pantsss rich author Rowling: with her out of touch fancccy ideasss about a pluralissstic sssociety! Rowling: with her fancccy german automobile! Oates: this car was made in Guatemala
Rowling: you're clearly too rich to underssstand the feelingsss of the common man Rowling: unlike me, a true daughter of the proletariat Rowling: i know all about the material needsss of the underclassss Rowling: anyway i'm going to insulate my Scottish castle with big bags of money
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anna-hawk · 3 days ago
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Pardon my French
Michael “Mikey” Berzatto x Reader
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Summary: You should never assume that the person you're talking about in another language doesn't happen to speak that same language. Rating: T | WC: 5.8k CW: none except my sense of humor, French-speaking reader, French, crack, fluff, meet-cute
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The happiest of birthdays to my favorite person on here, @darlingshane. Amaya, I don't even know what I could say that I haven't already said 100 times. All I will say is that I love you from the bottom of my heart and that having you as a close friend has been a wonderful experience these past 4 years 🧡🧡🧡
This time, as a gift, I decided to go for Mikey, considering how much you've grown to love him. Your fics for him are some of your best, with “Salt of the Earth”, so I thought I could do a little homage. I was reading through a list of prompts for meet-cutes last month and this really spoke to me. Your Spanish reader fics were extremely fun, which was what inspired me and made me decide to make this into your gift. While I obviously can't write a Spanish reader, I thought you would enjoy something with a French reader instead.
✹Have fun and again, happy birthday!✹
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Taking a left at the next street corner, you quickly hurried across the road when you saw the green traffic light for pedestrians. 
“You really suck, Caroline,” you grumbled into your phone, as the chill of November blasted a cold gust of wind into your face. 
Your cousin laughed before sighing deeply. “I know
 Trust me, this was not what I had in mind for today either.” 
You sighed in turn as you glanced around for a place to head inside and warm up a bit. “How’s the fever?”
“It’s a bit lower. She’s sleeping for now.” 
“Good,” you smiled at the relief in your cousin’s voice. 
You had intended to spend the day together, but her daughter had come down with a nasty cold that had held both parents up for most of the night. 
“What’s the plan now?” Caroline asked right as you entered the nearest shop to get out of the cold wind. 
As soon as you were inside, you were met with the sound of shouting from the register as someone called out orders, while the delicious smell of homemade food hit your nose. 
“Getting something to eat,” you replied distractedly while taking in your surroundings. 
You hadn’t noticed what kind of establishment you’d entered, but since you hadn’t had breakfast that morning, and with the scents all around you, you figured that you could grab a bite. 
“Oh, where?”
“Dunno.” You looked around until you saw a white sign with green lettering. “The Beef
 some small place selling Italian beef, apparently
 Smells really good,” you added, as you walked up towards the small line at the register. 
“Yo, cuz, what’cha doin’ back there?” the man at the register bellowed to the back of the shop. “People fuckin’ waitin’ here. Get a fuckin’ move on.”
“Fuck you, Richie. You come back here if-”
“Hey, hey, hey. Will you calm the fuck down, yeah?” said another man, who was straightening from where he’d been looking for something under the counter next to the shouting one. 
Your eyes instantly slid to that man, taking note of the thick, dark hair on top of his head, the sharp jaw and the broad shoulders stretching out the shirt. 
“Ah, ben maintenant je sais pourquoi ça s’appelle The Beef, (Well, now I know why it's called The Beef),” you uttered into the phone, automatically switching to French to talk to your cousin, while giving the man a slow once over as you reached the front of the line. 
She laughed heartily and made a curious sound. “Pourquoi? (Why?)” 
“Hey, what can I get for you today, sweetheart?” asked the guy called Richie as he shot you a smile. 
You unfortunately had to look away from the other man and smiled as you looked at the sandwich list. 
“Hold on a sec,” you addressed Caroline. “Hey, hi
 um
 an Original would be good, thanks
 and a soda, please.”
“Sure thing
 want it to go or you stayin’?” 
“Not going back into that wind for a while if possible,” you stated fervently, which had Richie chuckling, while the dark-haired man snorted and nodded his head as he finished another order. 
“Right, that’ll be $8.50
 Go have a seat. We’ll send someone out in a sec.” 
Nodding and quickly paying while Richie bellowed your order towards the back, you made your way to the two-person table that had the best vantage point on the register. 
“We’ll definitely have to come back here,” you stated to your cousin, as you sat down and removed your coat while you watched the dark-haired man smiling or shouting his way through the orders. 
“I think I’ve actually heard of the place. The name sounds familiar anyway. Family run business, I think.”
“Sure looks like it. From the way they keep freaking yelling at each other, it probably is.” 
“So
 tell me more about this Mr. Beef,” she snickered. 
Switching over to your earphones to make eating easier while talking to Caroline, you made a more detailed description of the man’s features. 
A few minutes later, you sat up straight when you noticed him coming into your direction with your order. “He’s coming over, hold on.”
“Here you go, sweetheart,” he smiled, placing the sandwich and soda in front of you. 
“Thank you,” you grinned, hearing him calling you sweetheart having a wholly different effect on you than when Richie had said it. 
“Lemme know if you need anything else,” he requested, while pulling a rag out of his apron and walking backwards to the table next to yours. 
“Thanks. I’m good for now.” 
He nodded and turned around, which revealed his denim clad backside to you.
“Tu sais quoi? Je ne t’en veux mĂȘme plus de ne pas ĂȘtre venue, (You know what? I'm not even mad you couldn't come anymore.),” you told your cousin, as your eyes fixed on the moving ass before you while the man cleaned the table-top.  
She snorted at your tone. “Et qu’est-ce qui te fait dire ça? (And what’s making you say this?)”
“Et bien
 Il est en train de nettoyer la table juste Ă  cĂŽtĂ© de la mienne
 Et je peux te dire qu’il a une belle paire de miches**. C’est sur elles que j’aimerais manger cet Italian beef. (Well
 He's cleaning the table right next to mine
 And let me tell you that he has a gorgeous ass. I'd rather eat that Italian beef on that.)”
She burst out laughing this time. “T’es pas possible. (You're the worst.) ” 
You grinned at her laughter, while continuing to watch the man, who'd stopped for a second before resuming cleaning the table.
“Je les pĂ©trirais volontiers celles-lĂ . (I'd love to knead that.)” 
“Toi et tes blagues de bouffe. (You and your food jokes),” she wheezed, and you could easily imagine her shaking her head. 
You chuckled lightly and bit into your sandwich, which turned out to be delicious. You moaned your appreciation. 
“We're so coming back here,” you said with enthusiasm and took another bite. 
The man turned around and shot you an amused smirk, before walking up to your table and leaning slightly into your space.
“Et comme mes miches, tout est fait maison ici. (And like my ass, everything here's homemade.)”
Your mouth fell open and only reflexes kept the sandwich from slipping through your fingers as you stared at him in utter shock. He winked at you and began walking to the next room where other tables stood. 
“Oublie ce que je viens de dire
 Je dois quitter la ville, (Forget what I said
 I need to leave town.),” you said feebly, while staring after him and hearing him laughing at your words. 
“Hein? Pourquoi? Qu'est-ce qui s'est passĂ©? (Huh? Why? What happened?)”
“Caro
” you whispered, still in shock. “Il parle français. (Caro
 He speaks French.)” 
There was a second of silence, soon followed by your cousin's loud, screaming laughter coming through the earphones. 
“Qu'est-ce qu'il a dit? (What did he say?)” she gasped out in between peels of laughter. 
“Que, comme ses miches, tout est fait maison ici. (That, like his ass, everything here's homemade.),” you mumbled, while putting the sandwich down and hiding your face in your hands. 
She laughed even more, cackling through wheezing breaths. 
“I can't show my face here anymore,” you groaned, looking forlornly at your sandwich. 
“Was he angry? From what he told you, he didn't seem to be.”
“No
 he looked amused. But that's not the point
 I talked about kneading that man's ass right in front of him,” you moaned and shook your head. 
Caroline chuckled lightly. “At least you weren't badmouthing him.” 
You only hummed and folded up the sandwich. There was no way that you could eat this now. About to bemoan going back into the wind to escape your embarrassment, you heard your niece’s tiny voice calling for her mother. 
“Sorry, gotta go,” Caroline said hurriedly before speaking softly to her daughter. 
“No problem. Give her a big hug from me.”
“Will do
 Keep me posted on the hot stranger situation.”
You snorted. “There's no situation at all. I'm gonna slink out of here and never come back.”
Caroline laughed softly. “Whatever
 talk later.”
“Yeah, later.” 
You removed the earphones and placed them back into their case before checking your surroundings. How could you have been so stupid and run your mouth like that? Caroline was right, he didn’t look angry at all, but you’d rarely felt this embarrassed in your life. You quickly put everything into your bag and left a large tip on the table before getting up. As you put on your coat, you noticed the man standing in front of a wall as he checked the light fixture. Glad that he couldn’t see you, you were about to run out when something held you back. You bit over your bottom lip as you contemplated him and sighed deeply. 
“Can I talk to you for a sec?” you asked tentatively as you reached him. 
His head turned to you in surprise, before a large smirk appeared on his handsome face as he moved his whole body toward you. Damn, he really did look incredibly good. 
“What can I do for you?”
“Uh
 well, I just wanted to apologize for earlier. I hope I didn’t offend you or anything. I’m always the first one to tell people to be careful with speaking another language in front of others and not assume they don’t understand you, but here I was doing it anyway,” you said in a rush, glancing at him in between words while mostly avoiding direct eye contact. 
“Eh, don't worry, it's not like you were talking shit about me so
” he trailed off with a light shrug, while his grin never left his face. 
“Maybe, but still
 I'm sorry.”
“Don't be
” He leaned in closer as he lowered his voice. “Ça ne me gĂȘne pas. Surtout quand ça vient d'une aussi belle bouche que la tienne. (I don't mind. Especially when it comes from a pretty mouth like yours.)” 
Your eyes widened, while you felt your whole face warming again when his gaze dropped to your parted lips. That’s not what you had expected him to say. 
“Well,” you breathed, your eyes locking with his as he looked up again. “Good to know.”
You stood there, watching each other for a few seconds, before Richie’s voice boomed through the snack. 
“Hey, Cuz, Fak’s on the line ‘bout the fridge.” 
The man in front of you didn’t react except to briefly lift his eyes toward where the voice was coming from before looking at you again. 
“Mikey!” 
“For fuck’s sake. I heard you. Tell him I’ll call him back in a sec,” he called out irritably. 
You laughed to yourself at his annoyance at being interrupted, which had his attention returning to you. Shaking his head with a small grin and a sigh, he put his hands in the pockets of the blue apron.
“You leaving already?” he asked after a beat, as he noticed that you had your coat on and your table was cleaned off. 
You grinned inwardly at the word already, as if he was regretting seeing you leave sooner than he had expected. 
“Yeah
 think I’ll just head home for the day. No weather for nice walks outside.”
Mikey only hummed in agreement and looked down with a small crease between his brows. 
“But I’ll be back,” you blurted out, which had him staring back at you with raised eyebrows. 
“Yeah?”
“Mhm
 best Italian sandwich I’ve had
 Need to have another taste and all.” 
“Glad to hear it,” he smiled, inclining his head to one side as he stared at you intently. 
You suddenly didn’t feel like leaving at all anymore, but sitting back down would seem weird now, right? He was obviously flirting with you, much to your surprised delight, yet you didn’t feel like coming across as too eager either. 
“‘Kay, then
 I — uh — I’ll see you next time, I guess.” 
“Sure thing, sweetheart,” he smiled softly, while his gaze remained focused on you. 
“Right
 bye, Mikey,” you babbled, finally taking a step back just when you saw him grinning at you using his name. 
“A la prochaine. (Until next time),” he replied, following you towards the front of the shop. 
Your name came through your lips like a reflex, and you would have felt embarrassed about that too had Mikey not smiled at learning it. When he repeated the goodbyes with your name this time, you left with a wide smile and barely felt the wind across your skin as you headed home. 
**The word ‘ miche’ stands for a loaf of bread, but it’s often used to refer to someone’s butt because, as you can guess, of its rounded form. Reader wants to "knead that dough". 
After that day, you had returned as promised. 
On the first time, they’d had a busy day, with the line far longer than the last time you’d been there. Mikey hadn’t been at the register, which had disappointed you, but you’d still ordered the same thing as last time. You hadn’t lied when you’d said that it was the best Italian beef you’d had. As you’d been about to walk to a free table, Mikey had come out of the kitchen with a large tray filled with orders. He’d stopped in his tracks as he noticed you and smiled brightly in recognition. Unfortunately, this had been the only interaction that day, since he’d had to return to the kitchen immediately. 
On your third visit, Caroline insisted on coming along. She told you that she wanted to taste the infamous Italian beef that people raved about at her job, but you knew that it also was to get a look at Mikey. However, like last time, he wasn’t at the register. She looked at Richie and then back at you with a raised eyebrow, but you only rolled your eyes at her. 
“Il a les yeux bleus, celui-là (This one has blue eyes.).”
“De trùs beaux yeux bleus (Very pretty blue eyes.),” she commented with a smile directed at Richie, as he asked for your order.
Caroline ordered a few different things to bring home a little later, while you went with the original as both other times. Richie yelled the order to the back as always, while he invited you to take a seat. 
“Maybe he isn’t in,” Caroline said as she looked around herself. 
You shrugged as you took a napkin and folded it in half. “Maybe.” 
You wanted to sound nonchalant, but you seriously hoped that he’d be around. 
A little while later, the kitchen door opened, with Mikey stepping through it while talking to the person behind him. With your direct view of the register, you noticed him immediately. At your sudden silence, Caroline turned to look as well, which had you hissing at her to not be so obvious. 
“What? I’m just checking where my order is,” she waved her hand around at you, and you huffed. 
Mikey was still talking while he lifted his eyes to stare around the shop distractedly, only to notice you and smile as he spoke. Your face heated, and you bit your bottom lip at the way he smiled at you. You saw him say something to Richie, who looked towards your table before pointing at an order. 
“So?” You heard Caroline ask, but you were too busy watching as Mikey picked up the order and walked towards you.
“Hey,” he said with a grin. “So, these two for now” — he placed a sandwich in front of each of you along with your drinks. — “and this to-go, right?” He put a packed order in the center of the table. 
“Yes, thank you,” you smiled. 
“Alors c’est lui, pas vrai? (So, that’s him, right?)” Caroline asked while staring at him, which had you making wide eyes at her and groaning softly. 
“Caro
”
Mikey looked at her with a lifted eyebrow, before glancing at you with a smirk. 
“Oui, c’est moi (Yes, it’s me.),” he replied easily. 
Caroline grinned and nodded her head. “Alors, tout est fait maison ici, c’est bien ça? (So, everything’s homemade here, correct?)”
“Oh my God,” you whispered, and kicked your cousin under the table. 
Mikey laughed heartily and nodded. “Oui, absolument tout. (Yes, absolutely everything.)”
“Great. Good to know,” Caroline shrugged and sat back casually, like she was just a satisfied customer. 
Mikey chuckled and looked back at you with a sly smile. 
“Anything else I can get you guys?” 
“Nope, we’re good, thank you,” you quickly replied before Caroline could jump in and embarrass you more. 
Mikey nodded with another small laugh and walked off with a “Bon appĂ©tit. (Enjoy.)” 
“I fucking hate you,” you hissed at your cousin, who had the gall to snort and roll her eyes. 
“I had to see if the man can take a joke, and he does.” She took a bite from her sandwich and groaned in satisfaction as she chewed. “Besides, the man already knows you find him hot
 Which, you were right about, he’s a good-looking dude
 But, I’ll take the yelling, blue-eyed one,” she added matter-of-factly after taking another bite. 
You snorted at her words. Caroline was married to one of the chillest men on this planet, and she loved the hell out of him. But she’d always had a thing for the loud ones. Except that it never worked out with them because of her fiery personality. She and her husband balanced each other out perfectly, though. 
“Still, you didn’t have to remind him of what I said,” you grumbled, biting into your own sandwich. “I was more hoping he’d forget about it.” 
Caroline snorted softly. “That first impression is gonna be unforgettable. But I really don’t think he minds that at all
 The opposite, really.”
“Right
” You rolled your eyes and sipped from your drink this time. “He might have flirted with me last time, but it doesn’t mean anything. He was just being nice.”
“I wouldn’t be so sure,” she said, while swallowing another bite and glancing at you with a smirk. “The attraction clearly does go both ways with how he can’t stop looking at you.” 
“What?” you asked in surprise and sat up straight in your chair. 
“He’s talking to customers a few tables over, and he’s looked at you at least ten times already.” 
You blinked at her at the revelation and ducked your head with a shrug. 
“Maybe he’s just looking at our table in general.”
“Yeah, right. I could be dancing around naked that he wouldn’t even notice it.”
This had you uttering a loud laugh of amusement, which turned into a small, pleased smile as you took in her words. 
“He’s coming back,” she whispered suddenly, having you jerking in your seat. 
“Ça vous plait? (Do you like it?)” he asked Caroline, although he glanced at you. 
“Aussi bon qu’on me l’avait dit. (As good as I was told.)” She nodded with a hum of approval. 
“Content de l’entendre
 Et toi? (Glad to hear it
 What about you?)” he glanced your way with a lifted eyebrow. 
“DĂ©licieux (Delicious.),” you smiled, feeling your face warming as you saw your cousin watching the two of you with a smirk. 
Mikey nodded with a pleased smile and was about to say something when Richie called for him. He sighed. 
“Enjoy the rest of your meal,” he said and shot you a smile that was obviously only for you before he headed back. 
You followed him with your eyes until he vanished in the kitchen, which had you noticing Caroline’s lifted eyebrow that clearly said ‘told you so’.
“Could be dancing naked,” she repeated meaningfully with a smirk. 
Shaking your head at her with a small laugh, you went on eating the sandwich. 
An hour later, you left The Beef, but Mikey never came back from the kitchen. 
In the following weeks, The Beef became one of your regular places. It had everything to do with Mikey, obviously, however, as the weeks went on, you got into talking to the other people working there. The place was chaotic, with everyone running around and shouting obscenities at each other, but you quickly realized how deeply everyone cared about each other. Caroline, and even her husband, came along a couple more times. However, you mostly went by yourself. For the simple reason that Mikey would often come to your table and strike up a conversation whenever you went alone. 
You seriously enjoyed talking to him. He could be as loud and all over the place as the rest of the Beef’s staff, and flirt with you in a very obvious way, while he could also give off this more introverted and thoughtful persona. It was during the later moments that you talked the most, with Mikey sometimes sitting down at your table and talking about the most mundane stuff. You shared stories about your jobs and families, which told you that he also had a younger brother along with the younger sister you’d seen a couple of times. Watching her interact with the loud men in the restaurant, looking so sweet and calm, only to see her biting back if needed, had been an incredibly funny moment. 
Caroline was getting more and more frustrated with the two of you for not moving things along, though. However, you really didn’t care. Did you want there to be more? Yes, but you also genuinely enjoyed spending the time with Mikey the way that you currently were, despite how much you wanted to kiss him when he stared at you from under his eyebrows like he often did. Only time would tell, and you weren’t in any particular hurry. 
“Hey, Basic Beef. How’s it goin’ today?” Richie hollered as soon as he saw you. 
You chuckled at the nickname and walked up to him. Richie had taken to calling you that a few visits back after you’d been talking about your choice of order. He’d teased you about always taking the same thing and not being adventurous enough. To which you’d laughed and shrugged, telling him that you were okay with being a basic bitch. Richie had almost keeled over with laughter at your words, wheezing out the word Basic Beef. To no one’s surprise, Caroline had almost lost it after you’d told her the following day. These two got along far too well.
“Hey, Ducon. (Hey, Asshole),” you snorted and leaned against the counter. 
He grinned and turned towards the list of sandwiches with a hum of faked curiosity. 
“What will it be today?” he singsonged. 
“You’re such a dick,” you laughed. 
“Hey, Mikey,” Richie smirked, as he shouted to the back while maintaining eye contact with you. “Your girlfriend’s here.”
You groaned and shook your head, while you heard Mikey’s voice from the kitchen. 
“Hope you ain’t being a dick about her order again.”
Richie grinned at you, which had you fighting down the warmth rushing into your face at the fact that Mikey knew exactly who Richie was talking about. 
“Yes, he is,” you called out with a laugh to hide your embarrassment, knowing that the other customers could hear everything too. 
“She insulted me in French,” Richie threw back with mock outrage. 
“Serves you right,” Mikey said, stepping out of the kitchen with a wide grin directed at you. “Hey, Sweetheart.” 
“Hey,” you smiled. 
You saw Richie sighing and rolling his eyes at the two of you before moving towards the kitchen. “Guess I’ll be making that sandwich myself.” 
“God, you’re such a fucking drama queen,” Mikey snorted, while you laughed at Richie’s theatrics. “Can’t I just say hi?”
“That’s not sayin’ hi, cuz, that’s undressin’ her with your eyes.”
You almost choked on your spit, while Mikey closed his eyes as if praying for patience and sighed. “Why do I even let you work here?”
“Cause this place would come crashin’ down without me, asshole.” 
Mikey shoved him hard with a huff of a laugh and took a step back before looking at you and then back at Richie. 
“I’ll have that order out in two,” he finally said after looking at you again. 
“Uh, thanks,” you nodded, while Richie watched him with a raised eyebrow as Mikey made his way back to the kitchen.
Richie sighed again while you took out your wallet, and nodded at the customer who had just entered the place and was waiting behind you. Handing over the cash, your money was met by Richie waving it away. 
“Go have a seat, Love. It’s on the house tonight,” he said with a much softer tone. 
“Oh
 Um, okay, thanks, Richie.”
“No problem,” he winked with a genuine smile. A smile that you returned easily. 
One thing had to be said about Richie; he might be loud and obnoxious most of the time, he was also a nice guy who you actually really liked. Putting everything back into your bag, you made your way to your usual table. 
As promised, Mikey was out with your order barely two minutes later. 
“There you go.” He placed everything neatly in front of you. 
“Thanks,” you smiled brightly, looking into his face. 
Mikey nodded and looked back towards the register and the kitchen with a tiny frown. 
“I — uh — I’m kinda stuck back there with preparing stuff for the weekend and-”
“Oh, uh, that’s okay. I know you can’t chat every time,” you cut in, nodding your head in understanding. You didn’t want him to feel bad about not coming out to talk if he was busy. 
“Yeah, no, I know, but I was kinda thinking
” he trailed off and looked down for a beat, sucking on his bottom lip. “Will you stay after we close?” he finally asked, looking at you from under his lashes. 
You blinked a couple of times at the unexpected question. “Oh
 um, yeah, sure. Of course.”
“Yeah?” he smiled softly. “It’s gonna be” — he looked around the place — “another hour at least, though.”
“That’s okay. I don’t mind waiting. I can go pester Richie if I get too bored.”
Mikey barked out a laugh at that and nodded his head a few times. 
“‘Kay
 See you later.”
You smiled in acknowledgment and watched him walk back, stopping next to Richie, whose eyes shot to you after a moment, but you quickly averted your gaze. Picking up your sandwich, you took a bite to stop yourself from looking up again. Your face felt warm as you thought about Mikey’s request to stay. That had never happened, and you couldn’t stop yourself from wondering what was going to happen. In any case, you could only imagine Richie grinning like a lunatic at Mikey informing him that you’d be staying. To distract yourself, you pulled out your phone and went through your various social media platforms while you ate and then sat out to wait. 
A little while later, you were reading through an article about a show you were looking forward to when Richie appeared at your side. 
“You can already go through to the back. Everyone’s left there, and I’m gonna finish with the couple customers left and close the front.”
“Oh, okay.” You got up and looked towards the kitchen. 
“Okay, listen,” Richie started, looking suddenly serious. “I know I’ve been givin’ you shit and all that about him, but truth is, Mikey’s been
 kinda all over the place lately. But since you showed up, speaking French and all that
 I’ve seen more glimpses of my best friend than I have in a while.”
You stared at him in surprise. That’s not what you had expected to hear. 
“Shit
 I don’t wanna scare you off or anything. But
 shit
 Mikey, when he falls, he falls hard, yeah? And I can tell that you’re not some bitch out to hurt him or nothin’.”
You chuckled at his agitation. 
“Nah
 I’m just some Basic Beef, remember?” you said softly. 
Richie snorted and nodded his head. 
“But seriously, thank you, Richie. I’m glad that he has someone looking out for him
 But yeah
” You looked towards the door leading to the kitchen. “Mikey, he
 I just really, really like him”, you stated with a smile that you knew revealed how smitten you were by the man. 
Richie nodded again with a small smile.
“Yeah
” He finally cleared his throat and waved towards the kitchen. “Right
 Go ahead
 And please, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, yeah? Remember, kitchen, sanitary measures.” 
You groaned and shoved at his arm. Now, that was what you had expected. “Don’t be gross, Jerimovich.” 
You heard him laughing as you walked towards the kitchen. 
Stepping through the door, you looked around at the rows of appliances, pots, and pans, while you hung your coat and bag on a hook near the staff door. As you moved to the deepest part, you found Mikey in front of the stove, with three large pots bubbling away on it. 
“Hey,” you said softly, coming to stand next to him with your hip against the counter as you faced his profile. 
Mikey lifted his head from one of the pots he’d been leaning over and stirring, his hair curling at the top from the steam. He beamed as he saw you. 
“Hey. Richie gone yet?”
“No, not yet. There was still a table left. He said he’d close the front and leave from there.”
Mikey looked towards where the front of the shop was, as if he could see Richie, and smiled.  
“Smells delicious in here,” you said after a second, staring at the insides of the pots. 
Mikey grinned. “Making the last batch of pulled pork and beef.” 
You made a long hum of appreciation at that, which had Mikey uttering a pleased chuckle. 
“Can I help you with anything?” you wondered, looking around yourself.
“Nah, I’m good. There ain’t much left to do except wait a bit, but
” he trailed off like earlier. 
You tilted your head in question. He was being incredibly tentative tonight, which was kind of cute. “But?” 
Mikey shot you a small glance and cleared his throat. 
“Just wanted to see you for a bit longer.” 
You ducked your head and smiled. While Mikey had flirted with you intensely over the last weeks, it had all been done in a lighthearted fashion. The interest had been genuine, but it had never been this open. This confession was raw and hit you straight in the heart. 
“Yeah? Well
 While I love the food you guys make here, you know that’s not really what has me coming back every time.”
Mikey smiled warmly, before he smirked. “C’est mon cul, pas vrai? (It’s my ass, right?)”
“Ah non mais t’es pas possible, arrĂȘte. (Oh come on, you’re the worst, stop it),” you half groaned, half laughed while pushing at his shoulder. 
Mikey laughed heartily and caught your hand as he turned to face you fully. You looked into his eyes, filled with mirth, but also something so tender that it took your breath away. 
“Wanna know something embarrassing about me?” he asked in a soft tone. 
You nodded lightly, your heart in your throat and unable to speak with the way he was looking at you.
“J’avais dĂ©jĂ  envie de t’embrasser le jour oĂč on s’est rencontrĂ©. (I already wanted to kiss you on the day we met.)”
Your heart missed a beat before it started to beat faster. 
“Alors pourquoi tu ne l’as pas encore fait? (Then why haven’t you done it yet?)” you breathed. 
Mikey smiled and cupped one side of your face with a large and warm palm. “Bonne question. (Good question.),” he whispered, before slowly leaning in. 
Your eyes automatically fell shut when his lips met yours. It was a soft kiss, just his lips pressing onto yours, as if testing the waters. You lifted your hands to his waist, your fingers gripping at his t-shirt as you slanted your head in request for more. Mikey huffed out a small breath against your lips, and moved in closer, giving you what you wanted. His hand went to the back of your head, with the fingers sliding into your hair as he parted your lips with his. You moaned at the first, soft stroke of his tongue against your bottom lip, just grazing the skin teasingly before he delved in further. Your fingers tightened in his shirt as the kiss turned into something more. More intense. Hungrier. Leaning against the stove, Mikey’s other hand went to the middle of your back, pulling you as close together as possible. In turn, you wrapped your arms around his chest and clung to his shirt like it was the only thing keeping you upright. You suddenly felt ridiculous about ever thinking that you didn’t have any issues with just seeing where this thing with Mikey was going, since you had clearly underestimated how much you actually wanted this. Wanted him. And from how he was kissing you, holding you so tightly against him, the feeling was unmistakably mutual. 
You couldn’t say how long you stood there, locked together, with no signs of letting up, but you were pulled out of the moment by the pots suddenly bubbling wildly. Mikey cursed while you gasped, the two of you springing apart to see the contents of the pots sputtering around and almost starting to overflow. Jumping into action instantly, Mikey turned the heat down and stirred the pots while muttering under his breath. 
Once everything was under control again, Mikey held himself up with his hands on the counter and exhaled deeply as he turned his head towards you. 
“I think my ass is responsible for this too
 I turned the heat back on high when I leaned against the stove,” he explained sheepishly. 
You stared at him for a second, before you burst into laughter, while he watched you with an amused smile. 
“You know,” you said lightly and stepped into his space again, wrapping your arms around his neck while he circled your waist with his. “I think I need to take some responsibility for this too.”
“Hm
 you did distract me,” Mikey agreed with a chuckle, and leaned in to kiss you.
You grinned against his mouth, the kiss about to continue like you’d never been interrupted, when Mikey forcefully leaned his head away with a grunt and kissed your forehead instead. 
“Okay
 let’s just
”
“Am I distracting you again,” you laughed softly, looking into his warm, brown eyes. 
“You have no idea,” he confessed, pulling you into a hug this time. 
You smiled into the embrace and took in a deep breath, staying in this position for a few long minutes.
“Rentre avec moi? (Come home with me?)” you finally asked, although you kept your face against his shoulder. 
Mikey cupped your face and tilted your head until he could look into your eyes, revealing his warm gaze. 
“Avec plaisir. (It would be my pleasure.)”
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cutmyheadoffplease · 15 hours ago
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«Justice of those pure of heart»
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ADA x reader hcs because why not?
WARNINGS! : Dazai being Dazai, mentions of alcohol and war in Yosano's part
FEAT! : Atsushi; Dazai; Kunikida; Yosano x gn!reader
➜ Atsushi Nakajima ᗱ
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ᗱ He asks Yosano for advice; it doesn’t matter. Presents? Yosano has to say they fit the occasion. A nice day in a park? Yosano makes Atsushi check the weather forecast. She saved dates.
ᗱ Atsushi would buy plushies as gifts. He started doing it after he saw how much joy they brought to Kyoka and they became his go-to gifts for everyone.
ᗱ Atsushi’s ability lets him turn into a tiger, tigers are felines, felines sleep for about 16 hours a day. Therefore, Atsushi too sleeps for 16 hours (and has a tiny kitty plushie he got from Kyoka <3)
ᗱ Atsushi once scratched you. It was an accident. It didn’t even hurt. But this chazuke loving boy cried for half an hour because he ‘hurt’ you.
ᗱ You once took him to the Zoo. He started rambling about chameleons. He just loves them. His love for them can be explained in two ways: 1. He wants to blend into the background like them, so that he can forget what he’s been through, so he can be like everyone. 2. They're just cool.
➜ Osamu Dazai 𓍯
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𓍯 Jokes that he would love to commit suicide with you, but I feel like he’d stop you say you’re uncomfortable
 maybe brings you some flowers, to Yosano’s recommendation, he bought with the money he “borrowed” from Kunikida as an apology.
𓍯 Has a small crab plushie Atsushi and Kyoka gave him and used it to pinch your cheeks or places it on your head when he’s bored.
𓍯 Do NOT fall asleep near him, unless you want to be turn into a bandage mummy, because personal space is not a concep in Dazai’s vocabulary
 at all
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𓍯 You cannot look at this man and tell me he wouldn’t blow in your ear to annoy you, Kunkida and/or Chuuya.
𓍯 Dazai may have on this goofy and careless personality, but the one time he was actually sad and brought to tears was when he told you about Oda. poor Oda
➜Doppo Kunikida ✎
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✎ Kunikida had a hamster as a kid. He started liking math because he would count the amount of seeds it ate every day.
✎ Kunikida on the note of his math teacher past, he gave Kenji math homework once, but had to explain it with cows.
✎ Kunikida gets mad if you aren’t organized, he’ll tidy up of course, but not without commenting and giving you sour looks.
✎ Once asked Yosano for advice on what to wear to a date and ended up with a wardrobe full of clothes. He’ll never do it again.
✎ Kunikida is almost blind without his glasses, he once tried to hug you without them and ended up hugging a door.
➜ Akiko Yosano 𓌏
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𓌏 Watches M*A*S*H* every chance she gets as a way to cope with her childhood. Please watch it with her. It’s an amazing show. The show screams Yosano. (I feel like her favorite would be Colonel Potter. He’s 100% the guy she would have wanted to work under. she cried during the last episode, not wanting the show she resonated so much with to end.)
𓌏 Yosano sleeps with her socks on and has an unholy big collection of them, most of them have Japanese sweets on them or random stuff she bought with Kyoka or Naomi.
𓌏 Drunkenly confessed what happened during the war once. She spat out everything. The pain drowned in liquor, everything now just a foggy memory of abuse and injustice. She took the hair pin off that day.
𓌏 Yosano took you shopping, Kyoka tags along, of course you had to pay for everything. And if you didn’t I’ll pay for Yosano and Kyoka happily . Before you know it it’s already late, the bag is full of random stuff, like scented candles and even more socks.
𓌏 Yosano reads romance. A lot of it. She became the ADA’s romance counselor. So you better be good at preparing dates or she’ll pout a little.
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đ–ŠčŚ‚ ₊˚âŠč⋆Yay~ Thank you for getting till the very end~ A part two will come with the other ADA members.ᐟđ–ŠčŚ‚ ₊˚âŠč⋆
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pluckyredhead · 4 hours ago
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You have been posting intriguing things about Big Bad Wolf, and I always love a rec, especially when I'm having a rough year for books! If you care to, I'd love to hear what draws you to the books.
Ahhhh I'm obsessed with them!
Okay so Big Bad Wolf by Charlie Adhara is a series of five M/M paranormal romance procedurals, all about the same couple, Cooper and Park, and the first book is The Wolf at the Door.
Basically, Cooper Dayton is an FBI agent who right before the series begins is nearly killed by a werewolf, and that's how he learns that werewolves are real. So he gets transferred to the super secret werewolf division of the FBI (the BIA), and in the first book he's assigned to catch what appears to be a werewolf serial killer with a werewolf agent named Oliver Park. Full "oh no he's hot!!!" reaction goes here. Cooper is very very very bad at relying on anyone else or needing help but he and Park eventually figure out how to work together and also hook up a bunch of times before they eventually catch the serial killer. The rest of the series follows the development of their relationship as they solve various other werewolf-related murders.
I read the entire series in less than two weeks and it only took that long because once I got to the last book I drew it out because I didn't want it to be over that fast. And then I reread them all immediately.
Anyway! You wanted to know why I like them:
THE ROMANCE. I am not usually an established relationship gal but watching these two grow as individuals and as a couple is so rewarding. They both have significant issues (the first couple of books make it seem like Cooper's a mess and Park is perfect, but that's just because Park is very good at masking - he is actually even more of a mess than Cooper), but they grow so much as the series goes along. The conversations they have about their issues and their relationship in Book 4 are 100% not conversations they could have had in Book 2. It helps that they are both in their mid- to late-30s and like, they know who they are, and they are working very very hard to be better for each other. I'M SO PROUD OF THEM.
This is still on the romance part, but: also they genuinely LIKE each other. Like in Book 4 they have to go undercover at a couples' counseling retreat (for werewolves, obviously) and I'm like "How does anyone here think you guys are having relationship issues. You are BEST FRIENDS. Disgusting."
I specified that they are also procedurals because they are genuinely good mysteries! Sometimes when books combine genres it's sort of half romance and half mystery and not enough of either to be satisfying. These are ALL romance but they are also ALL mystery and Cooper is a very good detective. (Park is a pretty good detective but mostly he's great at biting people.)
They are extremely funny. Again, they like each other so much and this most often manifests in literally constant A+ banter. You know how I feel about banter!
The sex scenes are...chef's kiss. It's like Adhara was running down a list of my favorite tropes.
Anyway I HIGHLY recommend them and if you read them please come sit by me so we can talk about them thank you!!!
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nebuladreamz · 5 months ago
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A little different than last year's, but here we are again. To say that this past year hasn't been absolutely wild would be a lie, cause HOLY SHIT MAN
This year's birthday is. A little different for me, but you already have the silly comic to show that so I won't make like a broken record oops
But, despite the changes and hills that life's decided I should climb or throw at, it hasn't changed the fact that I'm so genuinely fucking thankful to the people that I've known since joining this fandom. I'm not even kidding when I say that being here has actually changed my life for the better. I know I said something similar last year, but this time, hoo boy it sure turned up the AMP and test how far I could go.
So, to everyone, both new and old; thank you for being here :D
@garbagechocolate @darkxsoulzyx @smoljeanius @bunmuffin @skizabaa
@tuzesdays @sleepykas @fernzwing @kandidandi @starsketchez
@just-a-drawing-bean @notdysfunk @ilsole @amberluvsbugs @cloudyvoid
@nomsthecat @alfinefalf @nosleepygay @theblog-with-thestuff
@cacaocheri
(Edit: ty kibbits for informing me of the. Fuck ass tagging system)
AND TAGGING OTHERS BECAUSE. POINTS. BONKS WITH HEAD. GETTING TO EITHER INTERACT OR TALK OR WHATEVER IS ALWAYS A DELIGHT
@ohno-the-sun @kibbits @ink-yy @saltyfryz @kaprisvn
@hierba-picante @sunny-sophies-garden @cookiiemancer @sneeblbop @justaduckarts
@pepethehumanz @crystalmagpie447 @woolysstuff @mocha-illustrates @duhsty1
@sanchensky @pillowspace @victarin @witherfide
[I DEFINITELY GOT SONAS WRONG AND THESE AREN'T ALL THE SILLY PEOPLE I KNOW BUT IM SITTING HERE AT 2:30 IN THE MORNING JUST KNOW YOU'RE THERE IN SPIRIT HANDING YOU ALL POPTARTS WAUGH]
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diamondsheep · 8 months ago
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Happy Birthday to the Best Cook Ever 💛💛💛
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pizzarink · 6 months ago
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Y’ALL đŸ„čđŸ«¶
THANK YOU SO MUCH! I couldn’t have done this w/o my wonderful mutuals
@dreamicloudz @bamthefox @bl33d1ngt00th @bingo-dingo @bigboybird @arrowfox1 @clowngoober @casinodogg @comfy-pink-666 @chaotichyperfixations @dizzy-soda101 @ender-draws-things776 @eggsforbrunch @eyeoflemon @fluffygiraffe @fuzzywormmedic @hamsterrodent @high-ass-zombie-angel-statue @junos-the-confused @jamfleecy @keylimepizzapie @luigigirl12 @mrfellsans @m3lon-c @mattplatonic @oreshkintv @oddpizza @p3ppin0oncr4ck @pizzatowet13 @rachlaw7 @squ1dd @rfxn-emulator @thebigjinx @thatsparadise @thenoiseagreste @w00den-h3ad @walterthejoseph @yo-kai123 ♄♄♄
(To my mutuals seeing this, please let me know if I forgot you!! There’s so many of you /pos ♄)
Thank you, EVERYONE for getting me to this amazing milestone in such a short period of time (a little longer than a month)! I love you all (/p) and thank you for liking my au, and making it known ^^!!! I appreciate all the love and support from every one of you, it makes me so happy that I can share my art and make friends bc of it! Thank you all, have an amazing day/night :]
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good-beans · 3 months ago
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My @milgramcf Zine came in last week and I just wanted to say thank you for all the hard work the mods and creators put into it!! I've never been a part of anything like this before -- it was such a fun and coordinated project, and the final book came out stunning đŸ€© It's exciting to participate in a charity project, and I love my little items haha!
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wavesoutbeingtossed · 6 months ago
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some days the "fire off missiles because you hate yourself but do you know you're demolishing me" and "let all your damage damage me" and "I gave you all my best mes, my endless empathy" and "in the shade of how he was living" and "how much sad did you think I had in me?" just really fucking hit đŸ˜”â€đŸ’«đŸ„Ž
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spark-circuit · 26 days ago
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me at my bookstore job to the 27th young adult straight edgy fantasy romance to come in this month
#full disclosure in case this blows up somehow because of booktok or something - IT'S NOT JUST BOOKTOK CRITICISM OR HET ROMANCE CRITICISM#this is me getting annoyed about the fact that the genre itself is oversaturated with too many of the same cookie cutter plot#girl in magic land meets guy and they hate each other but they don't really!!! but their love grows over the tides of the kingdom's war.....#<- THIS PLOT RIGHT HERE. I'VE SEEN FIVE SEPARATE AUTHORS DO THIS#and again - to clarify - it is NOT just booktok with this oversaturation issue#regular fiction is oversaturated with WW2/victorian era romance dramas - where the plot is good! but then A GUY SHOWS UP#AND THE WOMAN MUST MAKE A CHOICE..... TO SUPPORT HER CHILD OR LEAVE BEHIND HER OLD LIFE etc etc WE GET IT. FUCK.#and it's not just fiction too!!! the charts are oversaturated with crime novels in general right now#granted - most of them are good and try to be original - however there's just too many in the main chart#i won't list all of them to prevent drama - but in two past 'six new chart topper' deals - four were crime#and they haven't sold well. even bringing in popular authors didn't help them sell well#there needs to be a shake up. i don't want to be elitish or snobbish - PEOPLE CAN 100% WRITE WHAT THEY WANT#everyone's art is unique and beautiful because they did it#and they have the freedom to do so#but writers nowadays are falling too much into keeping with trends that it's actively tiring out consistent readers#write your fantasy novel - but lean into the worldbuilding. write your world war novel - but elaborate outside the characters.#write your fiction or crime - but try to vary up the beats of the plot to surprise readers more#stop trying to cater to what you l they want and what works - try and surprise them with something new and unexpected.#anyways rant over. i can talk about this for ages but i won't. but i could#spark talks about nothing of relevance#clip from the shadow the hedgehog rtfd 👍 thank you devil. from bible.
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miraculously-incorrect · 2 years ago
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Ladybug: just be careful
Chat Noir: i always am
Ladybug:
Ladybug: i respectfully disagree
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plushie-rater · 8 months ago
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Can we send requests of our own plushies for you to rate? :)
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Thanks so much for asking first of all. I’ve been thinking about this a whole lot (even before I drew the first plushie here) and I think I’ve finally decided that at least for now, I won’t be taking submissions for plushie ratings. Without getting too serious, the main reason is that I’m afraid that it will stop feeling as fun as it does now. I also really enjoy how happy people seem to be when they see a surprise rating that they weren’t expecting, which would happen much less often if I was spending time drawing submissions, too. I really hope that everyone understands
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star-neo-love · 4 months ago
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SUUUUPPPPEERRRR LATE but i deadass did NOT notice this omg thank you guys so much there's over 120 likes on my blog ALREADY you guys are INSANE holy shit i made this blog like not even two weeks ago, i think it's been around 9 days?? that is CRAZY WORK. i love you all so so much oh my fucking god.
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eyesofshan-if · 2 years ago
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the way i busted a lung laughing at this... my handsome lad hoseok!!!! hoseok-mancers, you've been fed well tonight by your lord and saviour @hampsdesu
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hotdamnitsmoony · 9 months ago
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was just checking something in my settings and saw that there are 100 OF YOU FOLLOWING ME?!?!? considering i only started this page in october, this is literally insane to me. thank you to every single one of you who listens to my silly little thoughts, who likes, who reblogs and who comments, and also thank you to my amazing mutuals, i love you all!!! <33
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angelsgalore · 1 month ago
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thank you for 100 followers !! i’ve found some genuine friends on here who make me so SO so happy, i love you all so much, muah 💋 hope you’re all doing amazingly today, thank you again !!!!
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