#thank you for this Gift

[embraceweird]

Me every single day:

[dynatoxic]

homelander fanartists who exaggerate antony's sharp teeth are the real heroes of this fandom

[birb--birb]

TRICK WEEKS, WHEN I GET YOU... WHEN I FRICKEN GET YOU TRICK WEEKS (YOURE GONNA GET THE BIGGEST HUG BC HOLY FUCK)

[sunshine-in-a-bottle]

what are your favourite designs for c!awesamdream (be it clothing, hair style, species or sth else?)

!!!! Squishes you. Hello friend<3

Sam is Puppycat you see. He's a creeptaur usually when I'm designing him. I actually made references a while back for different breeds of creeptaurs, because I very briefly went insane over the idea of making a whole host of lore and culture for creeper hybrids.

The main four types here are Chinese Mountain Cat, Lynx/Snow Leopard, Pallas, Tiger. Lynx/Snow Leopard is crossed here is because Lynx already came with a bobbed tail, so I used a snow leopard tail for the "long tailed" version.

Sam is a mix between the upper right and the lower left. Pallas/Lynx. He's got the Bigger Paws but he's Fluffier. He also has the bobtail. His mother was a longtail pallas and his father was a bobtail Lynx.

(This is a really old art reference so likely I'll go back and redo these with the added color palettes I have for different biomes. And likely add more cat types.)

Sam also has the ability to become bipedal with a special ring that a lot of hybrids purchase from Hypixel! You twist it left to assume a more human-shaped appearance, while twisting it right to assume your True Form. Not everything in the world is made to perfectly accommodate all shapes and sizes of hybrids (Foolish is like 20 ft tall) so the ring helps people who would like to be able to get through doorways without bonking their antlers or getting their wings caught.

(Punz has a similar ring and uses it to hide their bee features. While the ring was invented purely to be helpful to the general populace, it doesn't change the bigotry and xenophobia that still remains.)

Dream is a bit trickier. I usually picture him as a human when reading fics, but I don't always consider him to be Actually Human? I like to think of Admins as their own species, something that can often pass as human but is just A Little Off.

So he's a human-looking person with long, dark blonde hair that turns white-gold by the time prison happens. Its curly when its well taken care of; Dream does not take care of himself for a long time.

Sam's hair is short, dark green, and very fluffy, vs Dream's hair being silky. He's a head taller than Sam, but not as broad-shouldered as Sam. He has top scars, has gotten magical bottom surgery via XD,

He's absolutely covered in freckles, full-body, and they get fainter in the winter and darker in the summer. Sam has dark green spots under each eye. His skin is green, and fuzzy with fluff in certain places. Dream is missing a middle finger on his right hand and a pinkie finger on his left post-prison.

Depending on how I feel, sometimes I give him lava burn scarring that starts at his upper arm and creeps up to the left side of his face, around the upper jaw, ear, and forehead. Its usually very faint, a pinkish color.

Pre-prison he has a scar on the back of his hand from a manhunt where he cut it up on some rocks, and a slash across the nose from his duel with Techno.

Yellow and gold are big colors in Sam's wardrobe, followed by white/cream, brown, occasionally black, and hints of red. Dream's wardrobe is always primarily green and black, with ender eye blues and enderman purples. The only red he tends to wear is the friendship bracelet he has that represents Sapnap. And the blood of his enemies. Normal things like that.

Post-prison Dream eventually gets a netherite enchanted cane. It does about as much damage as a netherite shovel and when it hits someone it can set them on fire. Dream and Sapnap think its very funny to test on Sapnap (blazeborn and immune to fire damage.)

[eusuntgratie]

Belly. Hair. Thighs. (7.31.23)

[imhere-imqueer-ilikedeer]

Son, or daughter, or whatever you go with, take this

Remember, hitting bots is always a good idea

HELL YEA

HELL Y E A

[wooyoungisbaby]

Saw this on pinterest and knew you'd enjoy it

HDIHJSHGF ABSOLUTELY and like. hes right...... let him speak 🇰🇷

[maximura]

[bug4932]

noelle cody and oliver

scion khepri oliver

[1pcii]

idk if you still want this but… eepy boy…

OMG THANK YOU!!! I'll always want new zoro pics (and old ones I just love seeing him)

[hold-him-down]

yall i do not know what it means what am i supposed to do plz send help

[honeygrahambitch]

A gift

I LAUGHED SO LOUD

[mollymarymarie]

papal audience person here! Yes I was in the presence of the pope!! I am also not catholic and have never been catholic but being surrounded by it made me want to reread… so I did… while listening to the pope speak

this is amazing, you are incredible, i love you so much

[mamawasatesttube]

the mental image has been haunting me...

YES...... YES!!!!!!!!!! HE'S IN THE MICROWAVE!!!!!! THAT'S WHERE HE BELONGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[janitor-figure-a]

ibex orth dog collar match........

that's all, that's the message

mwah!!

oh my GOOOOODDDDDD i dont know if theres a world that orth doesnt fuckin die in there but spiritually????? ascendant. he's been forged in the fire, he's someone else now god damn

[volturialice]

Oh and something else I noticed about the Alice/Demetri conspiracy. When Aro sees Alice coming towards them in BD2 and exclaims her name, Demetri immediately turns his head towards her. And the sudden change of look in his face....?👀

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ANYWAYS.

ok on second thought rewatching just the BD2 fight scene clip was an incredibly good choice just for the way alice

roundhouse kicks aro in the face,

he goes flying through the air for a solid 10 seconds,

and only after everyone turns their heads to watch him make a full parabola across the field and elegantly stick the landing do the

volturi guards even BOTHER to turn their attention back to arresting alice. she could have been halfway to topeka by the time they turned back around

also it looks like demetri's head whips from alice to jasper after aro goes "take her"!! it reads like he's incredibly eager to have an excuse to kill this guy. 👀👀 indeed.