#thank you for the ask!!!! You're so sweet 😭

[11queensupreme11]

Hi Queen! I wanted ask: If Percy does not want to have children any time soon, how would all the yandere react to it in their actions and responses? Maybe Percy keeps pushing it off. Considering if they are ready to have children. Also, maybe if thrown in she just wants to return back to her original world. Anyway, thank you for your lovely chapters! I am dying for act 2….and Poseidon! But, still a Posey (is that the ship name for Poseidon x Percy?) and Percades lover here!

unfortunately for percy, children are EXPECTED of her 💀 ofc, she can do what she's already doing in the fic and secretly chug aphrodite's tea as a plan b alternative, and some of the yans would just assume "oh, i guess because she's half human, it won't work 😞 but that's fine, once a safe way to ascend you has been found, we can get to the baby making! 💖" (this is not including the fact that loki and beelzebub already KNOW she can have kids with them in her state)

but lets say she's already been ascended and has been married to the yans!

poseidon: would not listen to her. it's her duty as a wife to provide children and he WILL have those kids. in his eyes, his poor daughter didn't have a mother around to teach her the ways of how to be a proper goddess and wife, but that's okay because daddy will teach her 🥺💖

hades: would just go "awww, you're so silly sweetie 💖" like poseidon, he'd just chalk it up to her being unaware of how things worked because she didn't have a mother to teach her. hades will just delicately (and patronizingly tbh) explain what was expected of her now that they were wedded; as his wife, she must bear his children. so simple, right? now time for her to lay back down on the bed and take him like a good little wifey should 🥰

beelzebub: actually wouldn't mind! he's very content with the fact that he finally married the love of his life so he'll be okay if she doesn't want kids right away! he's more than happy to enjoy his time with her and her alone. he's aware that this isn't the proper way to do things, but he literally doesn't give a shit. kids can come later! he loves the idea of having kids with her, but at the same time he's also terrified. he knows he's pure evil, that he's a horrible monster, he's literally the DEVIL after all so he feels like any kids he has with her would only hurt her while she's carrying them (like bella with rheumatoid arthritis)

anubis: a heartbroken puppy 🥺 "what do you MEAN you don't wanna carry a whole litter of 4-9 babies in your womb?????? does that not sound absolutely AMAZING to you????? think about our poor sweet kebi, she feels so lonely, she wants a baby sibling sooooo bad, would you really deprive her the chance of being a big sister??????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺" *cue kebi tugging at her mommy's skirt looking up at her like 🥺* he doesn't give a shit about propriety, he just wants to breed percy 😂

cú chulainn: the children will be born from hate sex. he's gonna take her rejection as an insult and be sooo offended 😂 "oh you don't wanna get knocked up by me? fine, go get knocked up by your uncle then! or maybe you wanna give your dear old dad a go?? how about ur cousin, hmm? GO ON THEN, SEE IF I CARE 😠" and then he actually loses his shit when she tries to walk out on him 😭

loki: he wouldn't actually mind it, he has a lot of kids already! sure he'd love to breed her, but its fine if it never happens. BUT if percy ever says "i don't want kids" then he'll just breed her harder just to mess with her cuz he's a piece of shit like that 😭

apollo: "oh you don't wants kids? 😭 that's fine 😭 really, it's okay 😭 i totally understand 😭😭😭😭😭" and then he leaves to go to his art room with all his fictional perpollo children that he made up and just start BAWLING. afterwards, he's gonna do whatever he can to make her change her mind CUZ HE WANTS THOSE PERPOLLO BABIES 👹👹👹👹👹

and omg i didn't see the last part about her telling them that she wants to go home, but that's just a terrible idea because all of them would just destroy her universe as punishment 😭😭😭

[zephyrrhiesfyrian]

Whelp. Congratulations Emmet and Elesa, ypu have found out through social media you're now an uncle and aunt. Good luck with the posionous anklebiters and the feral chosen one.

I suggest stocking up on pecha berries and sweets. The way to your nephews/nieces hearts are through their stomachs.

Also Emmet, don't fight Akari. She reverse adopted your soggy wet cat of a brother so please stop threatening her over social media. Akari, stop antagonizing your new uncle, he's worried about his missing brother. Ingo can scruff the both of you.

Elesa, thank you for being the only rational person and not having beef with a teenager who's flying by the seat of her pants in a dangerous situation.

And Ingo. Your twunkness doesn't make up for your lovable patheticness.

THE POISONOUS ANKLEBITERS

Your ask shall be distributed to the relevant parties (please keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, and please note that this response only takes into account the canon falling under the category of Social Media AU)

joltikmas: the what joltikmas: get out of my dms??????

gym-leader-elesa: So far all I've been doing is damage control after SOME idiot decided to act stupid and threaten a child. 🙄 gym-leader-elesa: leave the food to me. Emmet is not allowed near the kitchen anymore LOL

joltikmas: r u a fan of that blog postin abt ingo??? DID SHE SEND YOU??? joltikmas: i cant "harass" her anymore anyway bc she blocked me >:|

stuck-in-the-past: WAIT IS JOLTIKMAS THE EMMET GUY PPL ARE TELLING ME ABOUT??? INGO'S BROTHER??? stuck-in-the-past: i blocked him bc i thought he was just a hater 😭😭😭

gym-leader-elesa: it's really unfortunate that I have to be the adult in this family these days

stuck-in-the-past: i told ingo that the ppl in my phone said his twunkness doesnt make up for his lovable patheticness and he looked at me like i was insane stuck-in-the-past: i have chosen to interpret his expression into the common tongue of tumblr as "miss akari, none of these words are in the bible"

Thank you for using the Arceus Inter-Dimensional Communication Program!

[wowa-bublord]

WHAT THE HECK you haven’t been 19 yet???? Grabs you by the shoulders I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOURE SO AMAZING AND AWESOME AND IM SO HAPPY THAT PEOPLE YOUNGER THAN ME ARE SO MUCH COOLER THAN ME IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE THINGS R GONNA BE OK. Sincerely, a follower who’s apparently older than one of the coolest people on this Webbed Site

GWHWHWBVBFHJ THANK YOU 😭😭😭 yes I am 18, very excited to turn 19 in a few months tho :D then I can answer the poll again on whether it's the worst year of my life LOL

[fala-alfredo-pasta]

Hey! I love your ososan art! :) I found this on Pinterest and immediately thought of you, so... here!

Hold on hold on hold on

theeeeeere we goooooooooo~

[marclef]

SONIC SAYS: I'm proud of ya :')

I just think that you are such a wonderful and sweet person (and i just ADORE the way you draw fakey and Gus...i love that thing when people draws Gustavo with a HALF ASS BALDING HEAD-) and just your art, all of them are...just something that I can't describe just by one word, but, your artwork just makes people so happy, and that's really something to be proud of!

I just think that's very cute and kinda silly! and also, I hope you are feeling great and better now.

have a nice week! and always remember, you are a great fella! <D

OKAY, BYE BYE-

t..thank you Sonic 🥺............

fr though that is so sweet, it means a lot to me hearing people say that they like my art! you guys are all too sweet to me ❤❤

..... and, just for you, you are allowed one Slap of Gustavo's Big Round Bald Head. enjoy 🤗

[hime-bee]

hey bee! sorry i'm getting to you so late, but i really hope you're doing good!! if you're not feeling okay, that's fine! it's okay to have bad days sometimes, and while i obviously don't know what you're going through, just know i'm wishing for your well-being and happiness. don't feel bad about not finishing your fics/comms bc i'm legit the same and your life comes first! (ㅅ´ ˘ `) also i wanted to send you another arknights thirst but only if you're feeling okie dokie

hab some pics of my aunties double stuffed oreo, a.k.a mittens to make you feel better <33 he's chonky boi, he's pure evil, he bites my ankles if i stop scratching and giving him attention. he's a little shit and i would die for him <33

You have nothing to apologize for, Lati!! Thank you for checking in on me and always sending me such scrumptious meals 🥺 You have no idea how much I appreciate you, seriously!! I always get a goofy little smile on my face whenever I see you in my inbox or on my feed 😌💞 I'm just so grateful to have supportive people around me like you that are willing to reach out when they hear I'm not doing so hot. I'm doing much better now, for what its worth!!! I had some good food, got some amazing well wishes and just tried to relax myself- it helped a lot 💜

You can send me whatever you want and whenever you feel like it, Lati!! As I said, I'm always down to read peak, and you never fail to deliver the best thirst 😩💦💦

ALSO??? I LOVE MITTENS!!!!??? Even if he is a little evil man 😭💗 Give him lots and lots of kisses for me!! The chonky bois always have the best cuddles!

[elitadream]

Pssst hi :3

Just wanted to say you’re amazing and talented and beautiful and deserve all the love in the world💖💖💖💖💖💖

That’s all. Have a good day my dear😌

NO YOU!! 💝💝💝

[hero-of-the-wolf]

older sister who i can talk to anything about and would totally just spend days hanging out however we like

and we could just be content in each others company <3333

you think of me as a sister?? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I always love to hear from you, I'm honored to hear that you feel like you can talk to me about anything 🥺

[social-muffin]

꜀(^. .^꜀ )꜆੭ muffin! just wanted to tell you how fun and interesting your ocs are ♡ glad you shares them with us!

Oh my gosh, you're so sweet! Thank you so much! ε(´｡•᎑•`)っ 💕

Your ocs are wonderful too! I love Miruku and Hayashi! 💞 they're so interesting, cool and you're so good at art too! They're all beautiful! ₍^⸝⸝> ·̫ <⸝⸝ ^₎!

[uhohbestie]

Hello :D I’m a newer reader to your fic (saw some awesome fan art and had to investigate) and I’d just like to start out by saying HOLY SHIT IT’S JUST SO INSANELY GOOD AND IM ONLY ON CHAPTER 20

Y’all should be so proud of yourselves TAMN is honestly one of the best written aus I’ve ever had the pleasure of stumbling onto across all the fandoms I’ve ever been a part of. Kudos kudos kudos and more kudos!

Anyways, the crux of why I’m even writing this in the first place (other than an excuse to sing y’all’s praise) is I recently found a song that just reminds me so much of this fic and I wanted to share with y’all :)

I haven’t had a chance to look at the playlist made for TAMN, so if it’s on there my bad, but the songs called Grandma Became a Zombie, by Kriill. And I know, one could claim it’s a bit on the nose with how much they say zombie in it, and this is literally a zombie apocalypse au, but I honestly think like 95% of the lyrics are scarily close to how I interpret this fic.

Anywho, thought I’d put this gem on y’all’s radar if it hasn’t been already. Once again I’m only on Chapter 20, so I have no idea if this song reflects later chapters, but if you see a random animatic pop up using this song, chances are it’s probably me lol.

Thanks y’all again for writing and illustrating such an amazing story <3

-E

Aaaa thank you thank you so much!! We're always so thrilled to hear that our fic is being enjoyed! (Also oh my goodness, i just checked and chapter 20 is right before you really Get In It hahaha, what a fun little precipice you left yourself on!!)

I gotta tell u, I looked up this song and have been listening to it non-stop since. ( here's the link to it - for those who want to go on the same emotional journey I'm on.)

The lyric "silence is your way to speak your mind" has got me in a vice grip. That's it, that's the fic. That's TAMN reduced to its most basic, fundamental parts. Aaaugh, Scar... Grian... what are we going to DO with you..........

Thanks for sharing this song aaaaaa, I'm obsessed. <3 <3 🔒

[rose-tinted-kalopsia]

people around you are so lucky to have you by their side. you seem so sweet and genuine

anonie is it soft hours?!!! 😭 ahhhh you don't know how much hearing something like this means to me 😭😭😭😭

but you're here with me too, nonnie <3 so i guess you're included in the lucky ones, too <3

[magpieddd]

hellooo! hope ur doing well!

i just wanted to share my doodle of ur toh oc, gabi! theyre really cool and i hope to get to know them more :0 i love their style too btw !!

unsure if i gave them any justice BUT theyre really cool ‼️ i also want to get to know more of ur stories, love ur writing!! c:

MY BABY MY DARLING MY ADORED RAT GABI I LOVE IT SO MUCH THANK YOU

[solivagantingrebel]

Noticed the near-perfect time stamp 🤭🖤

CHARRED BONES MY BELOVED DISJSJDB,,, talk about serendipity 🙏

You 🤝 Ghost, being awake at the dead of night for Soap's shenanigans (all for a good cause!):

Hope you enjoyed the chapter! I've been itching to work on the next chapter for fic, which I'll be able to do soon - lots of plans for the two of them there, amen.

[chrmatic-coping]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

GDKDHKFHDJF THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!😭

[buglaur]

Hi laur!! I just wanted to let you know that I enjoy seeing your gameplay and edits!! It’s a highlight of my day when I log into tumblr. 🩷 you are such an inspiration and tbh a staple in the simblr community!! Everything u put out it’s truly inspiration to me no joke 😭 idc if this is overly sappy, I just wanted to let you know hehe 🫶🏼 sending ya love!!

FAEEE!!!!!!! this is so nice omg 😭😭😭 i hoarded this for a few days because i wanted it to be in my drafts whenever i opened them hehe, sending you so much love as well! 💞💞

[drones-of-innocence]

Really looking forward to the project you have collaborated with @elitadream ^^

I've been looking for through your posts, and I am only sorry I didn't found your blog sooner ;_;

Aww thank you so much!! Haha, I'm happy that you're here now!

...Soon 😳