#thank you for getting lost in the blog posts

[marquis-andrealphus]

🥶❄️MDNI! 18+ No Minors!❄️🥶

"Paimon has lost his touch; giving away my rightful title to that pompous, dimwit Pruflas. It's truly a disservice to the Goetia family."

Part of the Lutualverse (other interactions welcome!)

❄️ This Andrealphus has not been allowed to keep the title he won in "Mastermind". Instead @ask-king-paimon decided the title would be given to one of his other sons, @prince-pruflas. Otherwise, he follows the same canon as in Helluva Boss.

❄️ Mod: Pseudobun (Evie) 23 she/her

❄️ 18+ slight nsfw topics

❄️ Queue is mostly first come first serve, unless the bit requires otherwise.

❄️Anxiety go brrr feel free to Dm if I've crossed a line and I will do my best to fix it (Dms will not be in character)

❄️ Andre’s opinions do not necessarily reflect mod’s opinions… on any topic. I have received hate for some of these opinions in the past so I would like to make that clear

Lutual Statements

After a pretty rough week with a lot going on, the Lutuals have decided that moving forward we will be a bit more selective regarding certain things. We love sharing our characters and developing new and interesting storylines for people to read and interact with and want to continue doing so while protecting ourselves and our mental health. Please see below on the things we expect moving forward.

Asks, anon or not, will be deleted on sight and the sender blocked if they fall into any of the following categories:

NSFW - finding the characters hot is fine! Telling the mods what you want to do to those characters sexually is not!

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To better form a cohesive, consistent universe with multiple storylines, the current Lutualverse is a set roster you can find here, all of whom have been vetted as 18+. As the blogs, storylines, and shows are 18+, it is recommended that minors do not interact. We are not accepting applications at this time to join the Lutualverse, though individual mods may respond to starters at their discretion; these events will not be canon to the universe.

It has also come to our attention that some blogs are claiming to be part of the Lutualverse despite not being official members.

While we appreciate that people enjoy our work, we DO NOT appreciate being impersonated or having unaffiliated members claiming to be part of our canon.

At the time of writing, the ONLY Lutuals are as follows:

@joy-eris-joy

@able-juice

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@texanredrose

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@canibalistic-brownie

@seecatrun

@pseudobun

@atttwoood

@paperroxas

Our recently updated roster of characters on our Lutuals page of the Wiki lists all the OFFICIAL blogs we have can be read here (https://lutualverse.fandom.com/wiki/Lutuals).

Any new blogs or members will be announced by ONE OF US and will be LISTED on the Lutuals roster.

Any unaffiliated users claiming to be part of our verse WILL BE BLOCKED.

Thank you for your understanding.

[aziraphales-library]

Lost Fic #306

1. Hi, I’m looking for a prison au fic I found previously on here, I don’t remember much I know Crowley had a tattoo the said angel on his arm, and that it was multi chattered. Thanks so much, I adore your blog 💕 - @howellaboutyas

2. Help? I’ve been on a search for this fic I read once almost a year ago and I feel like I’m perhaps overlooking at this point. So I’m hoping you could help? It was, I think, a post-almost apocalypse fic where Aziraphale gets taken back to Heaven. Crowley snuck in and found the angel chained up in a cell with his wings out. He was able to knock one Angel, Uriel I think, out and get the jump on Michael. He just carried Aziraphale out when alarms went off and another Angel (I don’t remember if his name was mentioned) stopped them from leaving. Crowley eventually convinced him to let Aziraphale and him go only after being threatened if he ever saw the demon again he’d smite him or something. Once back on Earth, they went somewhere and Crowley was helping Aziraphale recover. Once the angel was conscious again, he freaked out on Crowley and the demon gave him space thinking the angel was scared of him, but Aziraphale thought something else entirely so there was some serious miscommunication. That’s as far as I remember anyway and it’s one of two I’m still looking for, but the main one that’s been stuck in my head. - anon

3. Hi! I lost a fic and I was hoping you could help me find it. Basically it was a post-apocalypse fic where Aziraphale starts trying to catch up to Crowley and show his love. Crowley doesn’t know what’s going on and get super flustered. It was a couple chapters I think but not ridiculously long. I remember Crowley had a huge sweet tooth in it but was embarrassed and tried to hide it. There was one scene where Az made apple-cinnamon pancakes for Crowley and he loved them and drowned them in syrup. - anon

4. Hey! I was wondering if you could help me find a fic I lost. It was one where Crowley was touch-starved(?) and couldn’t touch angels without panicking and remembering his fall. It started with Az sneaking up on him in a wine cellar(?) and touching him and Crowey had a panic attack. The rest of the fic is them desensitizing Crowley to touch and building up his tolerance. Very soft and sweet; I don’t think there was anything explicit, but I’m not totally sure. Thanks so much!!! - anon

5. Hello im looking for a lost fic! I read it back in 2019 before I had an Ao3 account so it's not in my history, but iirc it was either a book omens fic from around then or written before the show came out, and it was a 5+1 or something of the like about Crowley's snake traits, and if I remember right it had a scene where one of them was attacked in the bookshop near the end. After looking for it I was surprised it wasn't on any of the old rec lists I had collected when the show first came out, so it must not be a super known or famous one, but I had also gone through a lot of the very beginning of the Ao3 tag around that time so I might have just found it there and forgot about it until now! It keeps coming up vaguely in my mind and I'd love to find it again without having to start at the beginning of the tag again manually, so if this rings a bell to anyone it would be so helpful 🩷 - anon

If you know any of these fics please include the number in your reply! Thank you :)

- Mod D

[glowettee]

Hi! I hope your day is going great. your blog is so pretty and your posts are really inspiring. I was wondering if you have any good book suggestions? 📚

thank you so much for your sweet message! i'm literally so happy you find my blog inspiring! book recommendations are one of my favorite things to share, so here are some reads that have totally changed my life, organized by category just for you:

✧ fiction ✧

• "normal people" by sally rooney (the way she writes relationships is sooo real)

• "the seven husbands of evelyn hugo" by taylor jenkins reid (glamour + heartbreak!)

• "little fires everywhere" by celeste ng (family drama at its finest)

• "circe" by madeline miller (mythology but make it feminist)

• "the midnight library" by matt haig (perfect for when you're feeling lost)

✧ fantasy fiction ✧

(i mostly read fiction, more so fantasy fiction, i'm such a huge fan of this genre)

• "the night circus" by erin morgenstern (magical + romantic in the best way)

• "a darker shade of magic" by v.e. schwab (parallel londons? yes please!)

• "uprooted" by naomi novik (dark fairy tale vibes that i'm obsessed with)

• "the invisible life of addie larue" by v.e. schwab (immortality with a twist)

• "ninth house" by leigh bardugo (dark academia meets magic at yale)

• "the starless sea" by erin morgenstern (underground library dreams)

• "piranesi" by susanna clarke (strange + beautiful + haunting)

✧ self-help + personal growth ✧

• "atomic habits" by james clear (literally changed how i build routines)

• "burnout" by emily + amelia nagoski (for when you're feeling overwhelmed)

• "the mountain is you" by brianna wiest (healing your self-sabotage!)

• "untamed" by glennon doyle (finding your inner voice)

• "buy yourself the f*cking lilies" by tara schuster (self-care that actually works)

✧ poetry + essays ✧

• "milk and honey" by rupi kaur (for your soft girl feelings)

• "the princess saves herself in this one" by amanda lovelace

• "trick mirror" by jia tolentino (essays that make you think)

• "salt" by nayyirah waheed (short poems that hit deep)

• "what kind of woman" by kate baer (feminine power on every page)

✧ academia + productivity ✧

• "deep work" by cal newport (how i get through finals week tbh)

• "make it stick" by peter c. brown (revolutionized my study methods)

• "digital minimalism" by cal newport (for when social media is too much)

• "how to do nothing" by jenny odell (because sometimes we need to just breathe)

• "grit" by angela duckworth (staying motivated when things get hard)

✧ cozy + comfort reads ✧

• anything by taylor jenkins reid (her characters feel like friends)

• "such a fun age" by kiley reid (so readable yet thought-provoking)

• "beach read" by emily henry (romance that doesn't feel cringey)

• "the house in the cerulean sea" by tj klune (like a warm hug in book form)

• "the secret history" by donna tartt (dark academia vibes)

hope these suggestions bring you as much joy as they've brought me! let me know if you read any of them, i'd love to hear your thoughts! just a little note: my favorite genres to read are fantasy, mystery and romance, and historical fiction as well, but i do try to broaden my genre-range, so this was a long list of books i've read in different genres, hopefully you can find some you'd like. <333

xoxo, mindy 🤍

[nocofamilyau]

the true ending (11/11)

edit: WHAT THE FUCK I MISSED A WHOLE PANEL

[valrayne-faeu]

do the court's weather have clean divides between them/strict lines? like, is the weather starkly, magically different between courts or would it be more of a gradual change between them as you were traveling? (btw i loved the glossary so much... that kinda thing is my absolute jam, hehe!! wonderful writing!!!)

it's a gradual shift! as you get closer to a border, you'll start to notice the foliage and sky shifting to whatever region you're walking towards.

for example, if you're starting off in summer and walking towards autumn, you'll slowly start seeing more and more orange leaves on trees and the sun will appear to be setting. it won't be until you've crossed the border and walked a ways that you'll see Autumn in all its glory (twilight sky, fallen leaves, etc), and if you were to walk back you'd see the same shift in reverse!

it's not a perfect gradient all along the border, either; different sections shift slower or faster, but in general it's never an obvious, stark difference that you can point to.

this can actually make travelling right along the border a little risky, since you can cross it without realizing and start getting sick if you don't have the proper protections for going into the opposing realm.

[tetzoro]

the day the earth stood still is the day i felt your presence leave it, and then every day after that.

[basementstalker]

Listening to your voice over and over, trying desperately to sear the sound into my brain. I've never heard something so lovely, truly. I've been blessed, thank you.

[son1c]

as much as i prefer larger episode counts, because they allow time for character growth and other fun interactions, i really think sonic prime would've benefited from a 12-14 episode count. 24 was just too many for the story they decided to tell, and left a lot of room for repetitive fights and padding.

but at the same time, i can easily see the 24 count being utilized better? like, it didn't HAVE to feel like filler.

there's so much left unexplored about the shatterworlds that they could've filled that time with but just didn't. new yoke is the most fleshed out, but boscage and no place have basically no history to speak of. maybe if they'd delved into it a little more, we as the audience would've cared more when they were being destroyed by nine's hubris.

similarly, i don't think the worlds were populated enough. i understand that 3d models are expensive, but reusing the same 2 background characters and offering no more civilian characters makes the worlds feel very small. such is the cost of the medium...

overall i do think "part 3" was better than "part 2". this batch of episodes had way more frequent and enjoyable character interactions than the last batch, which is always a good thing. it made the fights feel less tiresome, if nothing else.

the ending is clearly sequel bait, but ignoring that, it feels very... sonic 2006? funnily enough. it's unclear whether shadow remembers what happened or not, but sonic being the sole remember-er is very reminiscent of the 06 timeline being rewritten. idk. i always expected the status quo to be restored, but i can't help but wish there was at least a whisper, or maybe a post credits scene, implying that what happened during the show... mattered at all?

cuz we can ASSUME the other shatterspaces retained the events of the show, but we can also assume they didn't, and were reset back to before the prism was broken, just like green hill.

there was also some missed opportunity with a sonic prism form. i was SO sure they were going to go all the way with that, after having a pseudo form in "part 2," so when it didn't happen i was left feeling disappointed. but hey, there's always next time, right?

as some ending notes i think the music slayed and the sound effects slayed and the animation and voice acting and quips all slayed. like despite my problems with it it was still enjoyable to watch. and i love love love that sonic had a complete character arc... it was a breath of fresh air. ok. ciao <3

[mackieron]

Hey!!! Ask someone SUPER into the ask error blog, I'm incredibly excited to see your au play out!!! I wanted to ask, if someone were to, yknow, maybe possibly, make fanart for sourcecode errortale, what should they tag it with?

HBFLNJKSDNLFJH SDJNB THANK YOU I'M FLATTERED 😭💖💖💖

I'm so happy to see how many people are as enthusiastic as me about ErrorTale!!!! I LOVE YOU ALL

Fanart can be tagged as #scet fanart and I would cry real life tears if/when this happens!!!!!!!!!🎉🎊🎉🎈🎉

Another music lore drop cause I'm excited lol

Fits the vibe for this artwork pretty well :3c

[castielafflicted]

it has come to my attention some of you might not truly understand my sandwich qualifications and why I've been calling them "shitty turkey sandwiches" when they're a perfectly normal quick sandwich of cheap white bread, american cheese, turkey lunch meat, and mayo.

behold 6 sandwiches I have made

my normal effort sandwich includes: cheddar cheese, at least one meat (or eggs), (usually) pickles, lettuce, tomato with salt and pepper, mayo, garlic and onion powder, and sometimes dijon mustard. the bread is not always toasted, but for a Good sandwich I dry toast one side in a skillet. a quick sandwich in my mind is cheddar and tomato or cheddar and lunch meat, but never american. my high effort sandwiches get wrapped in wax paper and sit a little bit so i get away from the Sandwich Making Smells and like them even more.

the first sandwich has a whole ass omelette with caramelized onions and garlic and bell peppers. it's on toasted garlic cheese bread. it has roast beef, mayo, yellow mustard, cheddar, the omelette, and tomato with salt and pepper. i still dream about this sandwich. the third sandwich is on sourdough i made myself.

so, comparatively, i am eating very shitty turkey sandwiches.

[josukespimphand]

your art is so gorgeous i cannot BELIEVE it hope you are having a wonderful new year

Ahahajjjjhsjs thank you so much!!!!!

[redstrewn]

Notes are cool but when u start talking to me...thats worth 50 notes babey

[robocops-a-christ-allegory]

Official announcement I decided the best way to learn how to code was to make a visual novel but Im still making all the sprites. Im losing my mind not being able to share all these things though so take some random expressions

[cyanbeetle]

I’m going to move to a new blog for my art so I have somewhere fresh where I can post a wider variety of stuff. If you like my art, you can find it at @biiistre from now on :) thanks for the support

[anotherpapercut]

I love when I'm talking to someone and someone else who I don't know like that butts in to ask a really personal question that informs the conversation they are not a part of

[statisticalcats2]

These posts are actually hilarious even to me because the reason my mind is so busy right now is because I'm feeling obsessed over the absolutely feral creechurs the aliens/inter-dimensional beings/whatever are in the movie I'm watching