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wonuwrites · 9 months ago

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We Can't Be Friends Song Reaction

Inspired by Ariana Grande's song: "We Can't Be Friends (Wait For Your Love)

hyung line version. Maknae Line Version

Warning: This is angsty and sad af, slight cursing, mentions alcohol, Minghao's has an Ice Spice lyric reference, hate comments, Mingyu's is a bit suggestive so respectfully: Minors fuck off and don't interact LMFAO. tbh this is more angsty and emotional than the hyung line and I'm only partially sorry.

A/N: using a song lyric as a prompt for each of the members. Decided to break this up from Hyung Line (Seungcheol - Jihoon) to Maknae Line (Seokmin - Chan). I already did 95/96 Line now it's time for the youngins. Like the hyung version, The parts are written in order from where the song lyrics show up. I tried to do different lyrics from the hyung line xo I hope you enjoy.

✫ Seungkwan: "I don't wanna tiptoe, but I don't wanna hide. But I don't wanna feed this monstrous fire."

Neither of you ever wanted to admit how much of a dumpster fire Seungkwan and your relationship was becoming. However, it was. Day by day, it was becoming more and more clear your once perfect relationship was close to ending. You knew that Seungkwan wanted to make it work out and he truly thought it was just a bump in the road. However, you just knew it was time to end. Seungkwan and you were sat in his car in front of your house while the rain was pouring down and you just felt sick. You had called and told him that you wanted to talk but the words just wouldn't come out. You didn't want to hurt him but you also did not want to tiptoe and hide your true feelings anymore. With one look after an uncomfortable few minutes of silence, Seungkwan knew what was going on started to get teary eyed which made you teary eyed as well. "Kwannie, I'm so sorry but you know it's for the best. We had a good run." You managed to get out. Seungkwan did a shakey sigh before looking out the windsheild. "It was a great run, (Y/N), thank you for all the precious memories. I will always love you." "I will always love you too, thank you as well." After that, you braced yourself for the storm and for this next chapter of your new life. You opened the door and got out before running to your front door. You turned around as Seungkwan drove off and that was when you finally let go and finally broke down. You were so scared to enter this next chapter but you knew it was what you were supposed to do.

✫ Dino: "Wait until you like me again. Wait for your love."

You felt your heart shatter into a million pieces as Chan stood in front of you with a defeated look on his face. He could have said anything, but telling you that he's realized he's starting to fall out of love with you was probably the most devastating thing he could have told you. "When? What? Why?" was all you could say while trying your best to stay strong. You thought you both were golden. "I don't know, all I know is I want to keep loving you but it's just hard to." "I'm hard to love?!" "I didn't mean it like that, (Y/N)." "Then how did you mean it Chan?" Your voice finally cracked and then you looked away so he could not see you cry which absolutely broke his heart. "I- I don't know but--" you then just sighed then walked past him toward the door and opened the door for him. "Well until you know, here's the door. I rather not waste my time with someone who only pretends to love me." He started to walk toward you to give you a hug but you put your hand out so he wouldn't be able to touch you. "Don't you dare complicate this. Just come back when you know what you want. I will wait for you to try to like me again but I don't want to be there while you figure it out."

✫ Minghao: "Know that you made me, I don't like how you paint me, yet I'm still here hanging."

"(Y/N) only dated Minghao for 15 seconds of fame." "(Y/N) thinks they are the shit for dating Minghao. They're barely a fart." "Minghao could've done WAY better. There is more attractive people and he chose (Y/N)? God I'm so happy he finally got a brain and dumped her gold digging ass." Normally hate comments made you laugh. When Minghao and you were together and saw hate comments you both would giggle at how much time they were wasting while you were both just living your life and being in love. However, now that Minghao and you are no longer together the hate comments hurt. What hurt is that after the breakup, Minghao and his company did nothing to stop the comments. You both had a pretty clean and fair breakup so the fact that they just let the comments attack you felt unfair. Your company tried everything in their power to stop the comments with threatening lawsuits, to mass deleting comments, to offering to manage your socials so you wouldn't have to read it. The offer was nice but when you were welcomed with boo's and slurs when you went to an event you couldn't help but try to put on a brave face but mentally curse Pledis and Minghao. Also yourself for even agreeing to date Xu Minghao to begin with. Life would've been so much more peaceful if you never even knew his name.

✫ Mingyu: "Not what you made me, it's something like a daydream. But I feel so seen in the night."

It was supposed to be a one night stand. However, Mingyu and you developed an emotional non committed relationship and it was pretty nice. A little too nice. You knew it was a dangerous game to get this involved but you couldn't help it. Something about Kim Mingyu was so addicting. He was the best drug you could be addicted too. The way he made you feel so seen on your nightly adventures. That's why it hurt a little bit when you saw him out and about and he ignored you. As if you were only good enough for a fuck but not for a casual 'hello' in the daytime. It broke you when he came over two nights after the incident and he scoffed at your hurt. He had assumed you knew what this was. "Is this not enough, sweetheart?" no. No it was not. However, you couldn't bring yourself to admit it to him so at that moment you realized if you wanted anything to do with Mingyu, you had to play by his rules. No matter how bad it hurt.

✫ Vernon: "So for now, it's only me. And maybe that's all I need."

Hansol and you were so codependent for your whole relationship. You were with each other every second. You didn't have to talk, just being in each others presence was enough. Or so it was. One day, you both just grew apart. He started getting busy with Seventeen and you started getting more and more projects at work. The distance was affecting both of you but you both were too scared to say anything. That's when the fight happened and both of you wished you said something sooner because maybe... just maybe you both would be in each other's arms or sending each other cursed TikToks that plagued your FYP. However, neither of you did and you both were just too damn stubborn to say something. After suffering for what seemed like an eternity, you decided to try to explore independence a bit more. You took a much needed shower, and started to curl your hair and put on some makeup. As you were getting dolled up you did some daily affirmations. The more you told yourself, the more confident you were becoming. Maybe being solo for awhile was a good thing.

✫ DK: "My love, I'll wait for your love. I'll wait for your love."

Seokmin woke up in a cold sweat and looked around. He saw he was in an empty bed and the nightmare he had of losing you was way too realistic. He quickly stood up and called out your name but heard nothing back. His heart was racing when he heard the silence. Where were you? He rubbed his eyes and and looked around the room a bit more and that's when he remembered he was in a hotel room for a schedule. He sighed before laying back in bed and grabbing his phone. He squinted as the light hit his face and couldn't help but get teary eyed as he saw your smiling face smiling back at him. He loved you more than words could say. He said it constantly but that still didn't mean that you both weren't going through a rough patch. He didn't leave on the best conditions with you before he left and regretted it. Instinctively, he dialed your number and pressed the phone to his ear. He just needed to hear your voice. "Hey baby!" He heard your voice say which made him tear up even more. "Hi," he whispered while smiling. "Seokmin? Baby, are you okay?" A tear fell down his cheek as he heard the pet name for the second time and his fears were calmed a bit. "Seokmin?" "Oh yeah... Sorry I- I um, I'm sorry." "It's okay, baby... what's going on though?" He sighed before sitting up and telling you about his nightmare and how he just loves you so fucking much. This made you lean against the wall as you listened to him explain his fears and your heart broke at his anxiety. Sure when he left it was rough but that's relationships. Relationships aren't all sunshine and rainbows all the time. When you explained that you heard him sniffle which made you tear up. "Thank you, baby." He whispered. "Of course, love. I'll wait for you to come home. Five more days right?" "Yes, just Five more days." "I'll wait for your love, my love. I love you always." "I love you, always."

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A/N: whoops I accidentally wrote a novel for Seokmin's. Pls don't hate me lmaooo

#wonuwrites #seventeen #svt x reader #seventeen reactions #svt angst #we cant be friends #ariana grande #Dokyeom #Mingyu #Minghao #seungkwan #vernon #dino #dk reaction #mingyu reaction #minghao reaction #seungkwan reaction #vernon reaction #dino reaction

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jolly-jello · 1 year ago

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Daily Dino Dose!

🦕 today's dino is the Archeopteryx 🦖

(: because a bird shat on my head so i have to expose its possible ancestors :)

This midget insufferable chicken project lived in the late jurassic period, grew until the astoundingly unimpressionable size of 50cm, jaws with teeth, a long tail, feathers that have flight adaptations, toes with the killing claws and 3 fingers -which puts him on the could flip u off class-.

The self-righteous gasbag was supposedly carnivorous and would consume anything from insects to small lizards and mammals, plus the poor compsognathus who roamed the 3m tall vegetation on the islands around the Solnhofen Lagoon -and after the dinner they'd prrl climb up somewhere just to poop while gliding on a distracted creature like a loser-.

Archeopteryx means "old feather" -but if it was by me could also mean old fart- as it's first found fossil was that of one of its feathers in either 1860 or 1861...that is, until 2019, when they discovered that it actually might not be that of an archeopteryx...that is, until 2020 when they said that it is one of its feathers, just from a body part other then the wings...

Once there were 12 different species, one for each found fossil, but since 2007 only 2 are recognized the A. lithographica, with the specimens from London and Solnhofen, while A. siemensii are present in the Berlin, Munich, and Eichstatt finds. The main differences are the sizing of some bones, teeth shape and claw flexors.

The popularity of this dino is obvious due to the certainty of the existence of feathers, a brain more similar to birds and some other characteristics that would put it in a "missing link" position. While it's connection to modern birds can, is and will be debated for years to come nobody -not even me- can deny how mesmerising this featherhead is...was bcz y'know...it's dead.

thank you for surviving my awful writing and sorry for any mistakes be it factually or grammatically and please let me know if there are any alterations that'd make this posts better, have a good one my pre-historic friends <3

#daily dino dose #dinosaurs #dinosaur #paleontology #paleomedia #prehistoric animals #prehistoric #dailydinodose #i hate bird poop #it really said headshot yknow #rip my hair

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lixin428 · 2 years ago

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Chapter2

"Banana Fish...What an unique name."

Sienna flipped through the pages as she sat down thinking. War is a scary thing, isn't it? It could even cause a man to be so disconnected from the world around him, even his dear wife. She then turned around to look at the man in the wheelchair whose pair of jade green eyes that was just like Ash's, just that they were staring emptily on the ground. Did this thing did it to you? For what purpose?

"Are you hungry, Griffin? I will make you something." She got up and made her way towards the kitchen, ( it was barely a kitchen because there was only a stove and some other basic cooking stuff). She started by chopping the onions, sauteing them before cooking the bacon and adding some more other ingredients. She ensured that extra cheese was added since Skip, the young boy who was also involved with Ash's gang, love it when extra cheese was served. While waiting for the soup to be cooked, Sienna took the last remaining pills and began crushing them for Griffin to swallow better. She must make sure to tell Ash to to replenish the medicine.

Ash had gone to see Dino Golzine, the mafia don that 'owns' them and at the same time, a fat greedy creature who was good-for-nothing.Honestly speaking, why was he even alive? Sienna hoped that the meeting went well, after all, this thing called Banana Fish might be the key to her and Ash's freedom; a way to escape from Dino for good.

Suddenly, the unlocking of the door could be heard. Sienna took out her gun and hid right behind the door, ready to strike. To her relief, it was Skip.

"You are back, Skip. Food's ready I think." Sienna smiled as she kept her gun.

" Hi Sienna! Are you making potato soup? It smells great!" Skip said excitedly as he hung his jacket, "your cooking always taste good."

Sienna looked at Skip fondly, " thanks, Skip...can you help me get some bowls?"

"Sure thing! Anything for you, Sienna." Skip replied with a bright grin before going away with quicken steps.

Sienna was always happy to see the kid due to the fact that he was adding some innocence to the gang which was why Sienna treated him like one of her little brothers back home.

Home... She paused at the thought as she stirred the soup.

The memory of her home was vague but Sienna did remember her siblings. Her bestie older brother Angelo, her younger reliable sister Gina, the jokester fraternal twins Luca and Lucia and lastly, her youngest brother Santino. How are they? She wondered. Maybe Angelo got a nice girlfriend? With his looks, a lot of girls must have been swooned by him. Had Gina finally got the puppy she wanted? She used to cry for a puppy back then. Did the twins manage to invent the toffee yet? They once mentioned that they wanted to invent some sort of toffee that could cause people to fart immediately when consumed. I wonder if Santino is playing baseball? He had a strong grip so he must have a talent...

Memories flooded her mind one by one. Back then, she was very innocent and happy, probably a bit rough on occasions like Skip. Sienna chuckled, " I do hope that they forget about me though..."

" I will definitely not forget about you, Sienna!"

Snapped back to reality, Sienna jumped back in shock as she caught the ladle just in time before it fell on the floor. "Fucking hell, Skip! You scared the hell out of me!" Sienna yelped while Skip reacted by looking at her weirdly. He then took a breath before speaking, " There is no way in hell I will forget about you, Sienna. Without you, I would have starved to death!" Skip emphasised by exclaiming at the 'death' part. In return, Sienna gave a faint smile as she pinched his cheeks, " silly, don't talk about death while you are in the gang. You will jinx yourself."

Skip just pouted in reply, "I am already twelve years old, mom..."

Hearing this, Sienna slapped Skip's head in pretended anger. "Dude, I am too young to be a mom of a twelve year old so don't 'mom' me!"

"Yeah yeah, sis. I am hungry."

Sienna shrugged her shoulders, " go and get the portion you want. I will be feeding Griffin."

Happiness swelled in her heart as Sienna saw Skip's eyes brightening while scooping some soup into his bowl. She just needs to live in the moment...

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Putting down the half empty bowl, Sienna sighed in dismay. Griffin's condition was not getting better and was eating less and less. If this go like this...

"Sienna?"

With her train of thoughts coming to a halt, Sienna turned around, seeing Ash who just came back.

"How is Griff?" He asked with a concerning tone as he took off his jacket before walking towards her.

"Same as always, nothing new...where is Skip?"

"He left just now." Ash replied. " Are you alright? You seem troubled."

Surprised, Sienna gave Ash a look with him smiling in return. " I known you for a long time, I can feel it when you are troubled with something."

"Nothing much, just about Arthur. He has been causing quite a stir." Sienna emphasised, remembering the scene when Arthur was in the room with Dino, together with the fact that Arthur was till on about his grudge with Ash about both his territory and fingers."We should do something it. He is power hungry and vindictive."

Ash hummed in return while taking out something from his pocket, "Yup. I heard from Skip. I need to settle with him one of these days."

Sienna nodded as her eyes landed on the pendant Ash was holding. It was what the man had given them before he died.

" Want to have a look?"

Sensing a nod, Ash gave the pendant to Sienna whom the later began to analyse it. Sienna thought, it looks like an ordinary pendant...wait, there seems to be something inside! She started to fiddle with it with her fingers and soon realised that she was able to open it.

"Found anything?" Ash moved nearer to Sienna to have a better view of the unknown object. " A locket..." He straightened and reached out, earning a nod from Sienna as she returned the locket back to the blonde.

" What type of powder is that? " Sienna questioned, her mind racing around. It is clearly not heroin.

"I wonder..." Ash murmured before moving towards Griffin and knelt down. Sienna watched silently as he put his hands on his knees and begged, " did this banana fish did this to you? Please tell us Griffin."

It was hopeless. Both of them knew. Ash stood up and sighed, " I need to go to Dr Meredith to get some more meds." Just as Ash was about to leave, Sienna grabbed his arms to stop him.

"We need to send Skip to school, Ash." Her eyes wavered. "He needs a proper education...not getting involve with all the fightings...not getting involve with Golzine...but getting a degree and mix with boys his age. Just doing what normal kids do. I don't want him to end up like us." She finished nervously as silence enveloped the room. While waiting for Ash's reaction, she held her trembling hand. It was her job to take care of Skip since he was a runaway orphan so she needed to take in great consideration of the boy's future. Skip was a brave and bright boy, it would be a waste for him to mix with thugs. Though both Sienna and Ash were properly educated in basic academics, nothing beats school where it can provide a better future for Skip.

To her relief, Ash nodded his head and a smile flickered across his handsome face as he put his hand on Sienna's which was a bit too intimate to be that of friends. " That's a good idea, Sienna. He needs to have a better childhood which we were not provided with."

Sienna's smiled back, her smile was like a sudden beam of light illuminating the darkest corners of the room. " Then how does St Andrew's Elementary School sound? It is within the area. Skip would like it there."

"There should do, he would like it there." Ash commented, excitement were hinted in his words." I will make some arrangements."

Happy with the outcome, Sienna waved, " have a safe trip!"

"I will, bye." Ash waved back and the door was shut.

A/N: Sienna found Skip in the streets when she was 15 years old while Skip was about 9 or 10. Apparently, Skip's father was an abusive man and his mother was very timid so he ran away from home. Sienna took him in out of pity to help her care for Griffin in case something happen to her and Ash.

Note: The St Andrew's school thing was made up after a high school in my country so it does not exist unless due to some coincidences. Plus credits go to Akemi Yoshida.

#bananafish #AshLynx #EijiOkumura #ShorterWong #DinoGolzine #MaxLobo #aslan jade callenreese

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greyias · 1 year ago

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AKABI YOU HAVE SOME SPLAINING TO DO!

So. To recap this evening's events:

Ari flashed this face to a bouncer to be let into a circus because a ghoul said her brain smelled like piss: 🥺

She painted herself to look like a caricature of a Fourth of July circus clown. Then she paints the rest of the party's face for good measure.

Proceeded to waste 2000 of the party's gold on a rigged cheating wheel. She knew the wheel was rigged within the first round but just kept playing to see what she'd get.

In order to prove the djinni purveyor was cheating, she had to pass a 15 dc fart check. She passed with a 28.

After calling the magical djinni on his shit she got banished (alone) to Jurassic Park where she almost immediately was discovered by dinosaurs

The game decided that she was still in conversation mode rather than battle, so she couldn't end her turn, and so was forever stuck in mortal combat with a velociraptor

Meanwhile, her party is frantically trying to find a way to bring her back. Astarion is pickpocketing things. Gale is trying and failing to use logic to resolve the situation. Shadowheart is trying to Karen their way out of this mess.

Eventually Gale whacks the genie upside the head with his staff, engaging the entire circus in battle.

The Tadfools kill the genie in two rounds. This does not end Ari's eternal dino battle.

Gale detonates his netherse orb because why the fuck not at this point. This teleports him to Jurassic Park as well as he wipes out all of existence.

We roll back a save, and magically the battle menu is active, and Ari single-handedly makes every dinosaur extinct. Then she picks a 20 DC lock and finds a really bitching weapon. She is covered in clown face paint. And blood.

Then she returns to tell the djinni she actually had a great time, thank you very much

Good job everyone! Let's pack it in. That's D&D for the night!

CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS CIRCUS

yesyesyesyes ARI GETS TO GO TO A CIRCUS

#grey's bg3 tag #bg3 posting #bg3 spoilers #ari goes to the circus #and jurassic park apparently #it is nearly midnight #so i think it is time to end this unexpected non-swtor edition of the #dashpocalypse #oc: aravyn #ari's og campaign

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456-is-the-way · 2 years ago

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Tags: @shoxji @tian-monique @omgsuperstarg @angel-bi666 @sunfairyy @sunkissedebony97

Request by @dino-fart :I would like a fic of namor x reader in the bathtub, reader has had A DAY at work and is exhausted. Namor massages her shoulders and feet and gives her kisses uwu

A/N: ANYTHING FOR YOU MY GODDESS AHHHH 😍😍😍😍 Also not proof read 😭

WARNINGS: Naked Body Idk what else to add 😭😭

You first meet Namor visiting your family in Yucatán, Mexico. For starters, you have encountered crazy events within your lifetime. Watching invaders demolish New York, a city fall from the sky, and half the population vanished right in front of your eyes. So when a half-naked man dressed in fancy trunks and golden jewelry walked out of the ocean. Well you didn't turn for one.

It's been a year since then. His enemies called him Namor but his people, and you called him K'uk'ulkan. At first, the man and you had many arguments. However, it entertained him that you gave no fucks how strong he was or that he was a god. Namor found it hard for himself not to go a day without seeing you. You pulled him further and further onto the surface land he so hated. Ultimately you moved back to the Yucatán for Namor.

There was a school nearby that needed an English teacher, you were fluent in a few different languages so you agreed. Despite loving your job the workload is endless. Grading, parent-teacher conferences, planning, and oh the list could go on. Friday finally hit and this week had been extra stressful. Right now you soaked your body in a well-deserved hot bath.

Namor had come to your shared home and instantly knew where you were upon smelling the scent of your fancy bath soap he loved. "In reina (my queen)~" He called walking into the bathroom he instantly noticed how tense your body is. "Ba'ax ku yúuchul? (What's wrong?)." He asked walking towards the bath.

"Ah...Just, In meyaj. Toop in Ajaw. (My work. It's hard my king). One thing after another. It never ends." You took a deep breath trying not to get overwhelmed by the load of work awaiting for her.

"Can I help ease your pain?" He asked softly. You wait a moment before nodding. Namor leaned down and gripped your shoulder gently massaging the sore muscle. He instantly felt the tension and stiffness in your neck. On your end it felt like a massive weight being lifted off your shoulders and back. A gentle groan of pleasure escape your lips. "Thank you so much."

"Anything for you, in reina (queen). I want to take you away. You can live in the caves. And come visit Talokan when you want."

You sighed knowing how amazing it would be not to do anything but live as a queen. You visited Talokan many times in that suit Namor obtained but never explained how. He even taught you his native language which really hadn't been hard to learn. You already knew part of the old dialect that is still much alive today. "I would love to. Really but I belong here too, K'uk'ulkan. You know this." You sighed deeply as his hands move up and down your shoulders. "But your hands are very convincing."

Namor chuckled deeply before moving down to the end of the tub. Your eyes followed his movement. "Baby you don't have to."

"But I love to make you feel nice. I know you talk about how much your feet ache after a long hard day of work." He dips his hand into the water. Gently rubbing your feel. You sighed deeply laying your head back and feeling pure bliss. His skillful fingers gently rubbed your foot. The left one first. Up your leg. Making sure to give every part a nice over. Then your right leg. You rambled on about your day. Pros, cons, and how your co workers are.

"You should be the Queen of this place." He grumbled causing you to giggle.

"Honey it's called a Principal. And no, it would be worse." You glance down to Namor. He leaned up and kissed you deeply.

"I love you."

"I love you more." You whisper.

#marvel #mcu namor #namor #namor imagine #namor x reader #namor x you

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dinobot900 · 3 years ago

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ok so I’ve just finished The Wilds s2 and there is a lot to unpack... spoilers below

first off, we really need a season 3 now. I’ll admit though this season had its flaws, the ending was good. I can’t imagine any of the other girls being the operative- like it’s a good cliffhanger but the we as a audience have learned to love the girls and I think if one of them is reveled to be another operative it will ruin that. I hope its the boys that are the operatives.

now lets talk about the main stars of the show - the girls:

shelby & toni - i love them, they have become my comfort ship. I think the writers did them justice too, ofc there can also be more wlw representation but compared to what we are used to, it was quite good. they had very cute moments but also real moments. they communicated which is so refreshing to see. it’s a healthy relationship. I don’t know if they have broken up. I want to say no and that they are just going through a rough patch. I think how it all went down with Martha was perfect like they both know the other so well. some things to note as well that I though was good: Martha being happy for shoni, “babe” & “bee”, Toni being a a fat fucking simp, HONESTY, Shelby cutting her hair (hot). I will also add since season 1 I was waiting for a bunker reunion ( I’m a sap for a fucking reunion) and I was not pleased with what I got.

Ok let’s talk about Leah and Rachel: Loved it. Loved their whole relationship, the co dependency, the “we’re both fucked might as well be fucked together” attitude. Some of their scenes were the best in the whole show and made me laugh so much.

Leah fucking wins: big props to Sarah Pigeon. Some of the best acting I’ve seen in along time. The facial expressions that sly looking at the camera. Fucking amazing. Also the Ben folds bit - top notch. And she’s confirmed bi!?! Hats of to all you leatin stans

Dot: I’m sad dot got less screen time I mean she deserved better!!!

Martha: I feel for her. So much. She deserves so much more. I liked that she didn’t want to break up Toni and Shelby ( like you lot were speculating). I’m glad she’s ok and I hope she’s not the operative. She has too much to deal with already.

That’s brings me on to Fatin: I love the mom bit that she really truly cares for them all which makes my heart warm. She really is the rock of the group. The scene with fatin and Shelby under the tree is so wholesome they both understand each other so well.

I will only say this about the boys: I gave them a chance like the cast said to and I mean it’s not like they were bad. It’s just I didn’t care about them. I started to watch this show because of the girls and I still watch because of the girls. I understand they wanted to expand with the boys being added but I felt like they could of done that with out going into as much detail as they did. I was fully sucked into the girls scenes then the boys came on screen and each time I lost more and more interest in them. But I will say Kirin best boy and Henry singing mcr was actually fucking great. Oh and fuck Seth.

Overall this season was very good, I don’t know if it’s season 1 good but if you forget about the boys a bit and focus on the girls it’s actually alright

I want to add my favourite scenes were all girl scenes obviously but three that stand out are the singing home scene, the unpacking of the party box and Shelby going beast mode on planing a birthday party.

This season was very funny and I enjoyed that.

If you haven’t read the fields notes I recommend, my favourite one is that Toni owns up to her farts.

Lastly I want to say that these are my opinions and you do not have to agree with me. They are also subject to change as I will rewatch over the next few weeks and change my overview completely.

Thanks for reading my unhinged thoughts (it’s currently 3am and I haven’t slept in over 24 hrs :) & sorry for my bad spelling and grammar )

xoxo dino :)

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manawhaat · 3 years ago

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A Little Help Getting By pt.3

Title: A Little Help Getting By pt.3

Characters: Dean x Reader, Sam, Cas, mentions of Donna and other characters.

Summary: With Sam and Dean helping you with your chronic illness, depression, and anxiety, things should be as good as they can get. When they aren’t, though, Dean does what he can to help.

Warnings: Swearing, angst, general descriptions of an unspecified chronic illness and physical health issues, depression, anxiety, jealousy, insecurity, fluff, mild smut/masturbation. The first lines are misleading so don’t go thinking I’m a Sam hater lol.

Word Count: 6.2k

A/N: This is set around Christmas but isn’t necessarily a holiday fic. Commissioned by @deanxfuckingadorablexwinchester as another part to A Little Help Getting By. Thank you so much for commissioning me for this series and I hope you like what I’ve written. I am also so sorry for how fucking long this took me to finish. @samsexualdeancurious @sebbytrash @mrswhozeewhatsis thank you guys for betaing and helping me make this honest and sincere. Commissions are open. Thanks for reading! ❤️❤️

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Juicy

Title: Juicy

Characters: Ray Merrimen x Plus-sized!Reader.

Summary: You can’t sleep so you find a midnight snack. Ray finds one, too *wink wink*.

Warnings: Plus-sized!Reader, oral (female receiving).

Word Count: 800ish

A/N: This is my first Merrimen fic and was inspired by some seriously delicious watermelon while watching Den of Thieves. No beta on this so any mistakes are mine. Let me know what you think! ❤️

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Purr

Title: Purr

Characters: Plus-sized!Reader x Henry Cavill, ofc friends named Ruth and Alexis.

Summary: When you meet Henry, you instantly click and one night promises to turn into more.

Warnings: One mention of the film 365 Days, drunk!Henry, fluff, mild/implied smut (all smut is sober because consent is a must and this ain’t one of those fics).

Word Count: 2.7k

A/N: Commissioned by @dorky-and-i-know-it . No beta, just free-ballin’ this one. :)

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125 notes • Posted 2021-12-13 05:52:01 GMT

Cherry Bomb

Title: Cherry Bomb

Characters: Jensen x Reader

Summary: While you’re on a road trip to visit your friend, your car breaks down in the middle of nowhere, leaving you no choice but to accept the help of a handsome stranger.

Word Count: 2.9k

Warnings: Heavy Dub-con, groping, fingering, slight panty kink, stranger sex, public sex.

A/N: There’s no real context about Jensen other than he drives the Impala, so you can imagine him as a regular dude with that car or as himself, whatever floats your boat. Image from @justjensenanddean. Beta by @that-crazy-drummer-chick. Let me know if y’all like it :)

All you’d wanted to do was stretch your legs and take a picture of the beautiful panoramic sky, but life had other plans. Half an hour passed as you wracked your brain and flipped through the car manual, trying to figure out why your car wouldn’t start when you’d returned from your back-road photo shoot.

With no reception or internet service, you feared you’d be stuck if no one came along soon. You’d passed a town a ways back, but it was too far to walk in the starch heat of summer.

The sound of a car approaching should have been a relief, but the sight of the black car coming over the horizon somehow left you slightly uneasy. All the paranoia of being a woman, you thought, pushing your fear out of your mind as you flagged down the driver.

The slick black car gleamed under the sun and when the door squeaked open, a tall, rugged, drop-dead-gorgeous man emerged.

“Car troubles?” he asked, and the rumble of his voice matched that of his car.

“Yeah,” you admitted. “I don’t know much about cars but the way it was shaking when I tried to start it up, I think it might be a bad spark plug?”

The stranger nodded and stepped forward, extending a large hand your way. “Let’s check it out. I’m Jensen.”

His friendly smile and attractive face put you at ease, and you shook his hand, a thrilling chill rattling your spine when his skin met yours. “Y/N.”

Jensen scratched through his thick beard and made his way to the front of your car to tinker a bit under the hood, instructing you to get in and try to start it a couple times before he closed the hood and wiped his hands on a bandana he pulled from the back pocket of his jeans.

“Not a spark plug, but not far off. It looks like your starter died in the heat. Lucky for you, there’s a little gas station and auto shop about thirty minutes North. I can drive you to pick up the part if you want.”

The thought of being in the car with this handsome stranger was exhilarating and worrying at the same time. He seemed trustworthy, but there was an unfamiliar depth to his green eyes that left you hesitant.

“Um, thank you so much for the offer. I don’t wanna take up your time, though. If you have service, can I maybe borrow your phone and call a tow truck?”

A deep, condescending laugh burst out of his chest and he shook his head in amusement. “Sweetheart, a tow truck is gonna take two hours just to get here and those shady fuckers will charge you an arm and an ass. I’m free all day and know my way around an engine. I insist.”

He gestured to his car and you reluctantly nodded, grabbing your purse and making sure your valuables were well hidden before walking around to the passenger side of his Impala. A true Texan gentleman, he opened your door for you and waited for you to settle before shutting it behind you.

When he took his place behind the wheel, a wave of unease welled in your chest: you were trapped in a car with a complete stranger in the middle of nowhere. He shot you a small, reassuring smile and peeled out onto the road, chuckling to himself at the way your hands gripped the seat and door frame as his car roared to life.

Polite smalltalk filled the space between you for a few minutes, and when the conversation lulled, the roar of the engine and the radio dulled out. The cab was weighted with tension, pulsing and undeniable as your breaths mingled in the confines of the car. Jensen’s hands gripped tightly at the wheel, freckled knuckles just shy of going white against the leather. You tried to keep your eyes to the road, but you couldn’t help but sneak glances at him, trying to take in as much of his gorgeous being as you could. His hands held your attention though, big and thick. You daydreamed of how strong they must be, how they could be dangerous or delightful, or even both at the same time.

Every bit of him looked rugged and the more you thought about the muscles bulging under his shirt and the pull of his jeans across his thighs, the warmer you got. Everything blurred around him and you quickly found yourself lost in a fever dream, imagining all the ways this man could probably ruin you.

The car slowed dramatically, snapping you out of it and setting you at high alert. Jensen smirked at your visible reaction and reached out to place a comforting hand on your thigh.

“Don’t worry, just a little pitstop at your local fruit truck. You’ll regret driving through Texas without trying Bobby’s Cherries. They’re the best you’ll ever have. Trust me.”

His hand remained on your thigh, subtle but persistent, thumb gently rubbing your skin. It was an act of reassurance at first, but the prolonged contact made your heart race and you did your best to act natural while he pulled around the trees and parked beside Bobby’s flatbed truck filled with boxes of fresh fruit.

“You’re just in time, I was about to call it for the day,” Bobby greeted as you both exited the car.

The two men exchanged respectful smiles and shook hands before Jensen introduced you and requested ‘the best cherries you have, for the lady’. Bobby grinned warmly, as if he had just the thing, and handed Jensen a green plastic box filled with dark red cherries. The older man tipped his ball cap in your direction, and soon enough, his truck rumbled onto the road, leaving you alone with Jensen once more.

He held up a pack of cigarettes and asked, “Since we’re stopped, do you mind?” With your approval, he slipped one between his lips and raised his lighter.

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#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review #I feel like I have been very inactive this year but some of this surprised me #and wow that tag one. it's about dinosoars with penis heads (as decoration #not like a dildo-saur #and wow that tag... it's about dinos with penis heads (as decoration not like a dildo-saur)#but tbh a dildo-saur seems like a thing that probably exists lol

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heave-hyung · 5 years ago

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Could you do something where jimin is a little he gets a bellyache and either jungkook or hobi takes care of him/one of them is his daddy and ends up puking all over the place? Thank you so much

A/N: So I don’t know how good this is and I don’t know if I’ll really write much littlespace, but I wanted to post this anyway. I guess if this is a hit I can take little requests, I just can’t promise that I’ll write them all? Though of course I’ll do my best!

Jimin is the type to overestimate himself. He thinks he can hide things and handle things on his own on the daily. If he’s injured or ill, he doesn’t want to feel like a burden, so he tries his best not to mention it and to hide his pain, not that he ever succeeds. He’s super obvious, and he always has been.

When he’s little, however, everything changes. He doesn’t make any move to hide it. Which is exactly how he ended up in Hoseok’s lap, currently sitting and whining about having a bad bellyache.

“Poor puppy,” Hoseok coos, running his hand through Jimin’s hair. “What’s got my baby’s tummy so upset?”

Jimin shrugs. “Dunno…” His tone is subdued--downright sad, even. They’ve been sitting on the couch for a while. Jimin hasn’t mentioned that he feels nauseous yet, and he also hasn’t allowed himself the relief of...blowing off any steam, either. Even as a little, he’s super embarrassed about burping and farting, and that’s never changed, though he has gotten the tiniest bit better at it.

Jimin buries his face in Hoseok’s shoulder, whining pitifully. Hoseok hums in sympathy, snaking the hand on his back around his waist to start rubbing light, gentle circles into the taut flesh there. The little freezes, stiffening up.

“Am I hurting you, baby boy?” Hoseok asks, pausing.

Jimin stays quiet, knowing that if he lets his hyung keep doing that, he’ll end up doing something embarrassing. Still, it does feel nice...so he shakes his head. “N-No.”

Hoseok nods in acknowledgement to his response before resuming his soft ministrations. Jimin shifts a bit, trying to keep some control on his body, but when Hoseok runs a hand down his spine and pats his back gently out of caregiver instinct, he ends up releasing a loud belch he couldn’t hold back.

“S-Sorry!” Jimin quickly apologizes, muffled by Hoseok’s shoulder.

The older boy chuckles softly. “Silly Jiminie...you don’t have to be embarrassed.” Hoseok stays quiet for a moment before making a realization. “Do you have to…” He presses into Jimin’s lower stomach, which immediately encourages a bubbling outburst of gas from his other end and makes him whine basfully.

“Excuse me…” He mumbles, shame heavy in his voice.

“Baby, I don’t mind...I just want you to feel better, sweet boy,” Hoseok does his best to comfort him. He knows just how temperamental his baby’s tummy can get, and just how gassy he can get when his stomach is upset. Hoseok doesn’t like to see his baby boy all shameful (or, worse, guilty.) But he also doesn’t like seeing him in so much pain, and he knows that getting him to let it out might alleviate some of his issue, so he reluctantly starts to press harder.

Jimin loses all control from that, a much louder and longer fart escaping him, followed quickly by a much deeper belch and a whine. He leans heavier on Hoseok, hiding his face even more, if that’s even possible as another muffled belch rolls up his throat.

“That’s it, baby,” Hoseok encourages. “Just let it all out…”

The little really doesn’t have much of a choice, belch after belch, fart after fart escaping him in rapid succession. He moans and whines, though Hoseok can’t tell his it’s out of embarrassment or pain or both.

“Daddy,” Jimin suddenly whines. “I don’ feel good…”

“I know, puppy, I know,” Hoseok says, not entirely understanding exactly what Jimin means. Well, until Jimin jerks with another belch and Hoseok feels something wet and warm on his back. He freezes up for a moment, the realization of what just happened not fully setting in--probably because he doesn’t want it to. As much as he loves Jimin, he can’t say he loves getting puked on, even if everything about his baby is adorable to him.

Hoseok is brought back to reality by Jimin suddenly starting to sob and hiccup. “I’m sorry! I’m sorry, please d-don’t be mad, I’m sorry! Diminie is sorryy,” he repeats, words gradually becoming more slurred and childlike as he gets himself all worked up.

“Oh, no, no, sweet boy, don’t cry...shh, it’s alright, okay? You’re feeling icky, you can’t help it. You didn’t choose for this to happen,” Hoseok comforts, totally forgetting about his extreme dislike for vomit. “Come, let’s get to the bathroom.” Hoseok picks his little up, quickly making his way to the bathroom with Jimin in his arms, who’s still mumbling apologies and sniffling into his shoulder.

Hoseok sets him down in front of the toilet, taking off his soiled shirt so as not to get himself all uncomfortable and lose track of his baby who needs him right now. He rubs Jimin’s back with one hand, pulling his bangs back with the other as he lurches towards the toilet with a much sicker belch, followed by a full-blown heave.

“It’s okay, you’re okay,” Hoseok whispers sweet nothings, trying to make this as painless as possible. “Let it all up...get it out, baby, you’re okay.”

Jimin hiccups and chokes, sobbing between heaves and losing the ability to breathe as he retches again and again, bringing up copious waves of sick one after the other, and Hoseok wonders how he has all of that in him despite a breakfast of dino nuggets and apple juice. The caregiver places gentle kisses on Jimin’s neck and jawline when he takes his head out of the bowl every so often, carding fingers through his hair while keeping his long, light brown bangs out of his face so he doesn’t get sick in them. He glances down at the soiled water for a minute, seeing just how fogged and almost opaque it is from the sheer amount of sick his little is bringing up, and he feels his heart break, realizing just how much he must be hurting. He tries his best to figure out why he’s so sick, but he can’t think straight enough to actually come back with a valid answer; all that’s on his mind is how much he wants Jimin to feel better.

Eventually, Jimin is burping up small mouthfuls of sick that turn into more bile than half-digested food, before he’s finally diminished to hollow belches and dry heaves that are only made all the more painful and dramatic by the sobs that still wrack his frame. It’s not at all helped by the embarrassment he still feels from the gas escaping his other end that he can’t control at all and is only made louder by his spot on the cold bathroom floor. “I’m sorry, daddy, I’m sorry,” he still mumbles. “Diminie didn’t mean it, I didn’t mean it, promise! I’m sorry,” he sobs.

“Jiminie, it’s alright! I swear it’s okay, daddy isn’t mad,” Hoseok coos. “Daddy isn’t mad at all...my poor baby boy, I’m sorry you feel so sick…shhh, baby, shh, don’t cry.”

Jimin jerks forward again with a few quieter, pitiful belches and quiet gags before he finally calms down, sniffling as he leans into Hoseok. The older boy takes his little’s shirt off too, hoping the skin to skin contact will do something to help him before pulling him close to his chest.

The little slumps against him, whimpering sadly. “Don’ feel good, daddy…”

“I know you don’t, I’m sorry…”

“Dinos don’ taste good to throw up.”

Hoseok nods, before suddenly, realization hits him. “Jiminie, did you read the numbers on the box like daddy told you to while I poured apple juice in your sippy?”

Jimin nods. “Yeah! They were...three...three...two zero one five…”

Hoseok facepalms. “Shit, that’s why they were in the back of the freezer…”

“You curs-ed!”

Hoseok thinks over what he just said before laughing. “Sorry, baby! Didn’t mean too.”

“S’okay…” Jimin yawns. “I’m tired.”

“I bet you are,” the older man agrees. “Do you want to go lay in bed?”

“I still feel icky tho…” Jimin mumbles defeatedly, sighing.

“Okay, baby, we can stay here,” Hoseok says, starting to rock the smaller boy gently. “We can stay here as long as you need.”

The next time he looked down, his little was fast asleep in his arms.

#little!jimin #sick!jimin #daddy!hoseok #caring!hoseok #emeto #vomiting #eprocto #farting #eructo #burping #bts emeto #bts sickfic

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Eurovision 2010s: 60 - 56

60. Emma - La mia città Italy 2014

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Emma is short for “Emmanuella”. 😍 Clearly the inspiration for this act:

You may not know this, but “La mia citta” is probably my favourite song out of 2014? It’s ROCKIN’ A RIDE (na na na na na na) of high voltage energy that I instantly became addicted to. 😍 Of course we were also immediately forewarned that Emma couldn’t sing her own song (which is hilarious, but yeah 😬) so I was expecting a ready disappointment. What I did NOT expect however was that Italy would yank UP the fun factor by trapping Emma into the direct-to-video sequel of Tinto Brass’s Caligula and letting her steal the show even more. 😍 ITALY <3 <3 <3

The vocals may have been beyond subpar, but Emma flailing herself around the stage, contorting her body in IMPOSSIBLE angles, dismissively pushing the beta manfolk around like the boss she is gives me SO MUCH LIFE. If she had sung in a key that suited both her voice and the song, she would’ve ranked even higher, but a spot right outside of the highest tier will have to do. ALL HAIL THE EMPRESS OF TERRIBLE TASTE.

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59. AWS - “Viszlát nyár” Hungary 2018

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[2018 Review here]

GIVE ME FIRE, I’M A FIGHTER!

2018 may not have been as great of an experience for me as it has been for many others, but good god did it NEED AWS. A 2018 without AWS has no high voltage, uptempo, loud, aggro ENERGY. “But Boris there’s also Toy” yeah no. Na na banana I do what I wanna :-)

and honestly, why shouldn’t we love “Viszlát nyar”? Loss songs that instead of mourning solemnly burst into a primordial tempest of ire and flame. IT’S INTENSE, all thanks to Orz’s excellent performance.

and this comes WITHOUT the consideration that AWS were the backstage deities for the 2018 contest as well, providing many hilarious interviews and other moments of levity.

AWS were great, because they weren’t a typical Eurovision entry. They are an indie metal band from Hungary that won A Dal by accident and in doing so were thrusted into an adventure beyond their wildest expectations. They never took Eurovision seriously, but regardless they had loads of fun with it and so did I. We will continue this line of thought when we get to a certain deadpan Slovene duo, much, much later in this ranking. 🤭

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58. Loïc Nottet - “Rhythm inside” Belgium 2015

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Cutting Loïc means I have my change my t-shirt into the one my friend gave me for my 25th birthday (😍)

and I mean what is there to say about Loïc? He’s widely regarded as one of the most artistic and memorable entrants in recent years, sparking a hot streak of entries which ended when Sennek refused to rehearse her song/come up with an act.

I may as well use this moment for a little confession: Avant Garde is one of my favourite Eurovision genres. AG entries are always interesting, always delivering, always different from what we’re used to. They are brave and inspired. When well-executed they can easily becomes some of the all-time best Eurovision entries.

“Rhythm inside” also falls into the category, taking a fairly simple subject (the beating of the human heart) and turning it into a metaphilosophical journey of discovery, star matter and mindblowiness. Loïc launched “Rhythm” into greatness, providing excellent vocals, dancing and miming.

and also like all amazing things in life, it contains a small dose of SuRie:

However, avant garde often comes with one massive problem: poorly-executed AG tends to frame every twirl, fart and headturn as a testament of some highly ~artistic vision~ when it adds nothing of value. In other words, fuckin’ meaningitis. “Rhythm inside” is actually one of the worst offenders, imo. For every epic moment of Loïc gazing into the camera or twirling around like an ebon cygnet, we get a tryhard one in which somebody lays themselves down and starts kicking their feet into the air for no reason and *sigh*.

It saddens me that “Rhythm inside”, despite being a very innovative composition that explores the boundaries of music, tries too hard to sell its own artistry and well... it is that moment of self-doubt which prevents me from ranking it inside the elite tier. BELIEVE IN AND LOVE THYSELF!!!

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57. Madame Monsieur - “Mercy” France 2018

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[2018 Review Here]

Every year is defined by its political zeitgeist, and in 2018 there were two defining themes: #MeToo, covered by “Toy”, and “Transmigration” covered by Madame Monsieur. I soon was convinced one of them would win 2018, which happened, but sadly it was the weaker of the two entrants 😭

Regardless, Madame Monsieur deserve all the praise they can get. It is SO easy to take a topic such as “migration” and turn it into an Americanized story of Wrong And Right. It’s SO easy to turn it into a sob story. It’s SO easy to cheapen the plight over others for self-gain. It is important to remain authentic, austere and respectful.

Which is exactly that Madame Monsieur did.

Using a peppy synthpop beat as a platform to carry their haunting lyrics (”je suis ces enfant que la mer a pris” ::shivers::), Emilie and Jean-Karl turn “Mercy”, a tribute to a baby born at sea to refugee parents, into a true humanitarian hymn, focusing on their message and letting this speak for itself. The end result is pretty potent. THE SEA OF FISTBUMPS <3

So naturally I really fucking love “Mercy”. However, I also think it was lacking in the little area of staging. While I do think the intent of keeping it sober and free of gimmicks was a clever coice, the gut-punching message didn’t exactly come across.

The act was too subtle. It’s the Hassani story of France getting outclassed by Italy at the last second, but much stronger than with Bilal. I don’t think the lack of LEDs was the issue though, like, just bring stage props? Work the camera more? It sucks that I have to nitpick so close to the highest tier, but the fact that I do proves to me that “Mercy” can’t make it that far. RIP sweet synth angels.

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56. DiHaj - “Skeletons” Azerbaijan 2017

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[2017 Review here] Another lovable avant garde angel, morph! DiHaj improved quite a bit for me on the rewatch, but I can’t let her move onto the elite tier for reasons that I think are obvious. (If they are not, please unmute your computer.)

HOWEVER, I do think “Skeletons” a great, dark moody song that is highly entertaining. It is, for the most part a great example of how to do novelty at Eurovision: It displays the greatest strength of modern Azerbaijan: the visually stunning SPECTACLE. Music is supposed to a form of expression and DiHaj goes ALL OUT.

Of course, I understand that the act isn’t to everyone’s taste and it does suffer a *little* bit from Fuckin’Meaningitis™ , which is fair enough. At the same time... the story told here is pretty obvious? There is no dispute that this song is about a broken relationship and the moral dilemma that often comes with it. Azerbaijan stuck with the source material provided by the song and that makes Skellingtons’ act much better than that of “Rhythm inside”. It’s a captivating story, because it makes sense.

Too bad those Professional Swedish Backings sounded like crap tho...x

And that was the last of Azerbaijan,

After a pretty terrible start of the decade, Azerbaijan reinvented themselves as trash angels and the rest is herstory. I hope they continue to dazzle us with ridiculousness in the years to come. 😍

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And now we move on to the higher tier. CONGRATULATIONS TO THESE (nearly) FLAWLESS ANGELS:

2010

Juliana Pasha - “It’s all about you” Tom Dice - “Me and my guitar” Kuunkuiskaajat - “Työlki ellää” Jessy Matador - “Allez ola olé” Giorgos Alkaios & Friends - “OPA” Paula Seling & Ovi - “Play with fire” maNga - “We could be the same”

2011

Dino Merlin - “Love in rewind” Poli Genova - “Na inat” Lena - “Taken by a stranger” Maja Keuc - “No one”

2012

Ott Lepland - “Kuula” Pasha Parfeny - “Lăutar” Loreen - “Euphoria”

2013

Elitsa Todorova & Stoyan Yankulov - “Samo shampioni” Koza Mostra ft. Agathonas Iakovidis - “Alcohol is free” Gianluca - “Tomorrow” Who see ft. Nina Zizic - “Igranka” Anouk - “Birds” Zlata Ognevich - “Gravity”

2014

Aram MP3 - “Not alone” Conchita Wurst - “Rise like a phoenix” Cleo - “My słowianie- We are slavic” Tinkara Kovač - “Round and round” Ruth Lorenzo - “Dancing in the rain” Sebalter- “Hunter of Stars”

2015

Elina Born & Stig Rästa - “Goodbye to yesterday” Nadav Guedj - “Golden Boy” Aminata - “Love Injected” Polina Gagarina - “A million voices” Bojana Stamenov - “Beauty never lies” Måns Zelmerlöw - “Heroes”

2016

Iveta Mukuchyan - “LoveWave” Laura Tesoro - “What’s the pressure?” Poli Genova - “If love was a crime” Nika Kocharov & Young Georgian Lolitaz - “Midnight gold” Hovi Star - “Made of Stars” Francesca Michielin - “No degree of separation”

2017

NAVIBAND - “Story of my life” Blanche - “City lights” Joci Pápai - “Origo” fusedmarc - “Rain of revolution” JOWST ft. Aleksander Wallmann - “Grab the moment”

2018

Rasmussen - “Higher ground” Elina Nechayeva - “La Forza” Ieva Zasimauskaite - “When we’re old” DoReDoS - “My lucky day” Lea Sirk - “Hvala, ne!” ZiBBZ - “Stones”

2019

Kate Miller-Heidke - “Zero gravity” Mahmood - “Soldi” KEiiNO - “Spirit in the sky” Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - “Sebi”

#Eurovision #Eurovision Song Contest #Azerbaijan #Madame Monsieur #Loïc Nottet #AWS #Emma Marone #DiHaj #France #Belgium #Hungary #Italy #Skeletons #mercy #Rhythm inside #Viszlat nyar #la mia citta

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An Ode To Tik Tok

I wrote a tik tok plot

And don't know how to stop

I just keep writing down these lines

My brain just trying to keep time

And my fingers to keep up

With the ideas inside that run amok

And I can't stop, won't stop

Thinking up these tik tok plots!

I'm naked, shy and too afraid

The ever see this really made

To make this dream come to life.

A magic wand to cast my light

Id rather keep it to myself

And hide it out of sight.

Sitting here in my phone's light

In the darkness, in the night

I laugh out loud at dino screams

And enjoy the daily memes

The vibe it changes day to day

As people joke and sing and play.

Cosplay, dress up, kinks and queens

Some sit in front of shiny screens

Cooking, shopping, pranks and kids

I thank you Tik Tok for these vids

I must now go and scroll some more

My inner demons crave a score

Babies, beards and lesbians

Jesus, Goats and thespians

Are calling out! Their live streams start!

I must now go, and clasp my heart

Celina might just fake a fart

And somone else is doing art!

And I can't stay away from off grid life

Or all the couple's loving life

And Ryan, oh that dear sweet boy

Hes just so freaking full of joy

Don't forget the fish content

Which by the way is heaven sent

Axelotles, demons, wizards too

Sometimes a witch a potion brews

I watch them all with jealousy

Wishing their talent would come to me

Hopelessly lost on the for you page

Trolls abound filled with impotent rage

They hold me back from my true self

So I put my thoughts up on a shelf

But I will go and watch my friends

Successfully start the next new trend

And the inner joy they do provide

Will once more wake my child inside.

#poem #tiktok #fun #funny

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tenta-midnight · 6 years ago

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I need a title-

“Thanks for taking me out today Dino~” Hero giggled as he wrapped his arms around his boyfriend. “Heh, no problem. Heard the restaurant was one of the best places to go.” “Well you chose the best place.”

Grrrrrrrrmmmmm…

A small, but audible growl emitted from Hero’s stomach, making him blush a bit. Dinosour only chuckled in response. “You’re STILL hungry?” “I- W-Well…U-Um…I-It’s not that…I’m kind of-”

Brrrrrrrrrppppppptttttt!!!

A small, bubbly fart was heard, followed by a broccoli like scent. Dinosour gagged a bit, coughing as he looked at his now embarrassed boyfriend. “W-Was that you?” Hero shyly nodded in response. “S-Sorry…” “

No problem. Heh, as long as you feel relieved.” Dinosour gave him a small smile. “Let out as much as you have.” “A-Are you sure? I-I don’t wanna-” “Trust me, It’s better than holding it in.” Hero gulped as he leaned over slightly. “Mmmmmmnnnn…”

Blllllllllllrrrrrrrrrpppppptttttt~!!

“Oh...T-That one was pretty wet...” He looked over at Dinosour, who was blushing a heavy shade of red. “D-Don’t worry about me...L-Let it all out.” It didn’t take long for Hero to put two and two together. “Do you...Like this?” Dinosour let out a nervous laugh. “Guess you would find out sooner or later...”

#eproctophilia #Cookie Run OvenBreak #dinosour cookie #Hero Cookie

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Roleplay Server Log #383

"Aether’s Glow, Fru is Bad, EAlex Recovering, Job Offer”

[Lie] Once the area has been cleared of Slender's energy, she goes to put Aether down for a nap. She sets her child down in the bassinet and by the shadow cast by the side she notices that the eye in shadow is actually glowing a little- Awww, your glow is coming in...- She tucks her happy child in and send a quick message into chat- Aether's glow is starting to show

[TLOT] Mind if I come have a look Lie?

[Steve] chat- Well I want to see too!

[Lie] - Sure, she's still awake at the moment

[TLOT] I'll be there in two shakes- Tps himself and Steve to her

[Aether] Squeals at their sudden appearance-

[TLOT] well that's a happy noise!

[Steve] Squees - who's a little cutie?

[Lie] - She had a bit if a scare earlier, Slender found out about her...

[TLOT] That's bad... I take it Cp got yelled at at the least?

[Lie] - Yeah, he's currently watching Sally while I think Slender calms down. Luckily Notch had Aether so she wasn't as close to where Slender appeared

[Aether] Manages to grab her foot-

[TLOT] That's good, she might be sensitive to emp. I know that stuff can be painful.

[Steve] Yep that's your foot!

[Lie] - Oh absolutely, but Flux and Deer have already cleared the area of any residual emp. Do you want to hold her Steve?

[Steve] Sure! - he holds his arms out. - wait! I'll sit down first, just in case. - Sits on her bed and holds his arms out for Aether.

[Lie] Picks her up and take her over to Steve- Just make sure you support her head and neck, she can't hold them up on her own yet

[Steve] Oh no! Is she supposed to be like that??? - cradles her as instructed, imagine someone holding the most delicate of eggs.

[Lie] - Yes, it's absolutely normal. And her soft spot has already hardened up too

[Steve] Soft spot?????!!!

[TLOT] Humans really are born delicate. It's amazing you're such a successful species.

[Steve] Hey!

[Lie] - Her soft spot was a spot on her skull where the bones hadn't hardened so she could come out of me. Basically you bump the soft spot and you could potentially kill the baby. Had to stop CP from running out to the real world to grab bubble wrap once I told him that

[Steve] I have diamonds! We could make her a little helm!

[Lie] - She's fine now Steve, she'll be just fine

[Aether] Tries to grab Steve's armor-

[Steve] Looks down curiously - if you're sure... Hey she's got a hold of my armor now. That's smooth isn't it? It's really old bone.

[Lie] - It's something new for her, just be careful, she may try to get it in her mouth

[Steve] snickers - a little baby spit won't hurt it?

[Lie] - True. So what have you two been up to lately?

[TLOT] The thought floats over his mind that he and Steve have looked for her missing wolves several times but he says nothing to avoid upsetting her. - not much...

[Steve] Traveller is gone off again. Oh and Grinny is staying with Alexsezia.

[Lie] - I wonder what Traveler does when she goes off wandering... And I suspect that will lead to a lot of fights in Alexsezia's house

[TLOT] I think she stays away sometimes so I don't read her mind and find out.

[Steve] is playing with Aether's toes- you never know. Cats are one of her specialties.

[Aether] Squeals again as she's played with-

[Lie] - This is true...

[TLOT] I can deal. So many people have worse NOTCHes. - he brushes Aether's fluffy hair lightly with his fingers. - heh, she's soft just like her dad.

[Lie] - But not greasy! She gets regular bathes

[TLOT] maybe when she's bigger her daddy can give her baths. - winks- then they'll both be clean.

[Lie] - Oh he usually bathes her, he can make the water nice and warm

[Steve] Is she lava proof like you guys too?

[Lie] - We don't know yet...

[TLOT] Any objection to me touching her mind? I'm curious about her development.

[Lie] - Go right ahead

[Prince] -In chat- A little late, but that's wonderful, Lie.

[TLOT] - thank you- he brushes her gently to see what's going on-

[Aether] Doesn't have much going on yet, but she's starting to recognize faces and put emotions with they. She's absolutely overjoyed when she sees her mom, dad, or Notch, she like Flux, but she not sure about Stevie just because of how cold he is-

[Lie] - Thank you Prince

[Steve] Wiggles his fingers - what are you doing Prince? Keeping busy?

[TLOT] It appears her uncle isn't warm enough for her tastes, she seems to be extremely fond of mom, dad, grandma and grandpa though.

[Aether] As TLOT presses a bit further he finds that Aether is still trying to learn his and Steve's faces but that so far she likes them-

[Prince]-in chat- For the most part, yes.

[TLOT] still not sure about me and Steve huh? Well that's okay. We'll have fun later. Especially when I can give you tons of sugar right before returning you to your dad.

[Lie] - Oh I'm sure CP will love that

[TLOT] playfully- well that will just be tough bedrock since he's already volunteered me and Steve for babysitting duties.

[Steve] Maybe I can teach you to play a digerido like me!

[TLOT] and people call me a griefer...

[Lie] - Please no, I'd have to deal with that too

[Aether] Gives A little fart-

[Steve] Giggles- you pooted!

[Aether] Smiles and laughs back-

[TLOT] Oh okay. Feh... Noteblocks?

[Lie] - We'll see

[Yaunfen] Is basically being dragged around the desert by Fru. - mom??? Are you sure you can't get them to obey?

[Waffles] Happy scampering like its a game-

[Deer] In chat- Positive. Why?

[Yaunfen] is outmatched in their human form and eating sand - HEEL!

-A few lightfeet scatter as Fru blazes past, all of them are yelling and head straight for Mix's house-

[Yaunfen] What the nether??? Fru NO!

[Fru] Decides to chase the lightfeet.

[Lightfoot 1] Go away! -Snaps jaws at Fru-

[Lightfoot 3] Mix! Miiiix! Miiiixxx! Don't like this! Mix!!!

[Fru] Grabs a Lightfoot and licks them before spitting in annoyance-

[Yaunfen] FRU!!!

[Waffles] SO HAPPY

[Lightfoot 2] -Licked, and looks positively disgusted-

[Mix] -Sitting on the shoreline, looks up as a herd of lightfeet come tearing toward her, all yelling her name and variations of "don't like that! Nope!"- What the---

[Mix] -Has spotted Fru, and in turn Yaunfen getting dragged behind, and jerks to her feet- Yaunfen?!

[Yaunfen] yanking on the thick lead and trying to stop - comparatively Fru is only a bit bigger then the lightfeet but still heavier and taller then the dragon-child.

[Waffles] Happy busk on Mix-

[Mix] Hello Waffles! -Holds her hands up as Fru (and Yaunfen) crash into her. She skids back a little bit but holds steady- Yaunfen, next time you want to bring a dinosaur over, could you give me a bit of warning?!

[Yaunfen] Not doing it on purpose! Sorry Mix!

[Fru] Licks the Mix - PPPPTH!

[Waffles] Trying to play with the scurrying lightfeet

[Mix] Pppth to you too buddy. -Now covered in dino saliva-

[Lightfeet] -Hiding behind Mix, most standing in the water-

[Yaunfen] Can finally get in their inventory and tosses Fru a chocolate chicken item- [Fru] Happy roar and devour-

[Lightfoot 2] Go away hairball! -Swats at Waffles before turning and taking off down the shoreline, the rest of the Lightfeet scatter again to go somewhere else-

[Waffles] indignant mow!

[Mix] Do I want to ask why you have a dinosaur that's able to drag you around, Yaunfen? -Is looking at Fru while he eats-

[Yaunfen] it was an accidental spawn... I found a fossil... This is Fru.

[Mix] -Expression slowly turning to one of fear as she realizes what Fru is- Is-- Is this a redeye? Yaunfen, please tell me you didn't spawn a redeye...

[Yaunfen] is it? Mada said they'll get big. Salvatage says I'll have to fight them when they're grown to tame them.

[Mix] Oh no... Yaunfen, you better build somewhere you can keep Fru penned up. Th-- They get really big. And very dangerous. Do-- Do you have a scarab to tame it with?

[Yaunfen] A scarab? What's that? And they only eat candy like me. They're just bad about... licking stuff to see if it's sweet...

[Mix] Yaunfen, Red eye are violent. Fru might be friendly now, but when Fru's fully grown he's going to want to fight everything.. And I don't know if I have a scarab I can show you.. Uhhh..

[Yaunfen] Looks sad- I don't know what to do... They're not bad, just wild. And Mb wants to fight everything and he gets to stay!

[Mix] Hey, hey... don't be sad. Fru isn't bad, you're right about that. But they're going to be violent until you tame them. I don't think you can change that. And you're right, MB does...

[Mix] Let me see if anyone I know has one. -In chat- Prince? NK? MA? Do any of you have a scarab?

[NK] -in chat- No, I've never needed one. Stev says he doesn't either, but if you need one, he's up for helping.

[Mix] Drat.

[Fru] Digs around in the sand like a giant chicken-

[Mix] -Watches Fru- For now, I'd say you have... 3? or 4 more growth spurts.

[Prince]-in chat- Not currently.

[Yaunfen] what is it? Some kind of weapon? Maybe a collar?

[Mix] It's an item you use to tame large dinosaurs. We also used a smaller kind as currency. Hmmm... And since Fru is a candy dinosaur, he might need one from your seed, not one of ours...

[MA] -In chat- I had one somewhere, but frankly, I don't know where it is. Sorry kid

[Yaunfen] Aww... Any thoughts on keeping them penned? They keep clipping and breaking through everything.

[Mix] We usually used a lot of blocks but uh... I think Iron worked best? The place all the redeyes were was kind of secluded so we didn't bother penning them in too often.

[Yaunfen] Okay... I can get iron- looks at Fru-

[Fru] found a small stand of sugar cane and rips them out of the ground before gulping them down -

[Yaunfen] how do you find a scarab?

[Mix]I t involves a l o t of mining, Yaunfen. Also! Since you're here, I think I might have something Fru would like. Give me a second to find my bag... -Looks around in all the freshly tossed sand courtesy of Fru before fishing the purple bag out.- You said Fru likes sweet stuff?

[Yaunfen] I can dig, I've got good claws! And yes, they'll eat anything sweet -

[Mix] -Pulls a small colorful hunk from her bag, it's about the size of a breadloaf- We had rock candy on our seed. Never could figure out what for, It's way too sweet for any of us. Try giving it to Fru. -Holds it out to Yaunfen-

[Yaunfen] oooo! It's pretty. And worth a shot - they hold it out [Fru] sniff snuff - takes it in their teeth and rolls it around, it's too hard to bite and they're slobbering a bit as they suck on it - mmmph! [Yaunfen] I guess we know what it's for now! Keeping candy dinosaurs entertained!

[Mix] Haha yeah! I have a few more, incase Fru manages to bite through it.

[Yaunfen] Thank you- takes- sorry about the licking...

[Mix] It's alright, being licked is better than being bitten any day.

[Yaunfen] Yeah..... Mom and Buff got scratched up. Fru doesn't like being held.

[Waffles] Has a fun roll in the sand-

[Piefoot] Would do same. Not like held. Not a toy. -Where did he come from? Who's pie is that?-

[Mix] Yeah, understandable. But usually if you grab them from behind, it'll be a lot easier.

[Yaunfen] From behind??? Like a kitten scruff?

[Fru] Snuffle at Piefoot-

[Mix] No, like this, Piefoot come here!

[Piefoot] No! Pie will fall!

[Fru] Is after that pie! the rock candy is sucked small enough to crunch apart in their jaws- hhhhhh?

[Waffles] romps because MORE FUN

[Yaunfen] ineffective leash tugging -

[Piefoot] -Hisses at Fru before stuffing a hunk of the pie in his mouth- Mine!

[Mix] -Loud dramatic sigh as she ducks behind Piefoot and hefts him up off the ground, holding him around the barrel, just under his arms-

[Piefoot] -Ineffective flailing about-

[Yaunfen] Explodes in laughter- and you're really strong Mix!

[Fru] Snapping at the rest of the pie!

[Mix] Oh this is nothing! I could probably do this with three, If they were being naughty. I grew up with these guys, it's second nature now.

[Piefoot] -Flailing about and trying to get free, with no dice.-

[Mix] Since Fru is about the same size, this'll work pretty well until he grows some more.

[Yaunfen] darts under Fru and tries to lift them. - NNNNNGGGHH!

[Fru] Is lifted with some difficulty and keeps snapping at the pie. Their little arms are even more useless for getting away then the lightfoots-

[Waffles] Annoyingly underfoot because CAT

[Mix] See! There ya go! You grow up doing this, you grow up getting very strong!

[Yaunfen] Wobbing- I could do it as a dragon but then they'd be behind my neck...

[Fru] Whines-

[Yaunfen] Has to put Fru down-

[Fru] hops around a bit and shakes off in annoyance - raaaaawr!

[Mix] Now when you set him down, always make sure it's gently, and maybe back up as fast as you can. -Lowers piefoot and he noms his pie before bolting-

[Yaunfen] got it. Why did you call Fru a redeye Mix? They have black eyes - raisin colored actually...

[Mix] They have red eyes on my seed. The only reason I even recognized Fru as one was because of all the teeth.

[Yaunfen] yeah... They have a lot of teeth... But they're still caky like Waffles. Mada says it's called a fruitcake and Slender said that was an abomination?

[Waffles] Paws at Mixs bag curiously

[Fru] charges a small sand dune and knocks it over-

-A small golden bug pops out, it stands still for a second before scrambling off into the distance-

[Mix] I've never heard of fruitcake, but it sounds like it would be either delicious, or disgusting.

[Waffles] BUG! Very excited!

[Yaunfen] fruit is okay, with Carmel or sugar of course!

[Fru] notices a sea dragon just off the shore and hisses at it-

[Mix] Knock that off Fru! At least it isn't one of those water dinos... Those things are weird... -Slightly haunted look-

[Yaunfen] Weird how? Aquatic dinos sound cool.

[Mix] I mean, visually they're cool, but some act really dumb. Like the huge one, that thing was derpy.

[Fru] sullen water slurping-

[Yaunfen] I think it's cool that we have a sea monster. I can even call it! It makes Herabrine antsy as all get out. - snicker

[Mix] You can call it? Really? That sounds neat!

[Yaunfen] I can show you! But we should get Fru back away from the shore first

[Mix] Fru come here! I got some candy for youuuu~ -Pulls another rock candy loaf out of her bag-

[Fru] little eye glitter and stomps towards her egarly with jaws askew.

[Yaunfen] Watch your fingers!

[Mix] -Shoves the candy into Fru's mouth with all the skill of someone who's nearly lost her fingers to a dinosaurs mouth before-

[Fru] NOM! Happy now.

[Yaunfen] Good Fru. Waffles?

[Waffles] Little yawn and saunters closer-

[Yaunfen] Digs in their inventory before bringing out the curly shell - watch this! - they blow into it with a melodious trumpeting blast and there's a hushed silence after the echoes die away. The sea dragons are making a panicked rush towards anywhere else.

[Mix] -Looks a bit nervous at the sea dragon rush to go anywhere but here-

-there' a rather ominous ripple as waves start breaking on the shore from a disturbance much farther out -

[Yaunfen] Shades their eyes from the desert sun to look-

- a flat black shape rises like an island in the water and slides towards the shore -

[Mix] Oh shit! It looks like the derpy thing! -Backing up a bit more from shore, just to be safe- You can just summon that, Yaunfen?!

[Yaunfen] Yeah! That's Basil. He likes the shell noise. - holds the fat shell for mix to inspect. Its tan and white striped and vaguely circular like a nautilus.

[Basil] puts their giant long jaws on the sand like a crocodile and glares at them with baleful red eyes-

[Waffles] Scamper back and hide behind a dune-

[Fru] Growl at Basil-

[Mix] -Inspects the shell and nods a bit- Reminds me of MA's flute. -Hands it back to Yaunfen before looking at Basil- Do you think you can ride him?

[Yaunfen] I dunno? But I usually give him a snack if I call for him. He likes bad vibes. Do you want to do it?

[Basil] scoots around a bit with his huge fins, just staying moist-

[Fru] Snorts a bit, but not dumb enough to get near Basils mouth

[Mix] I mean, kind of?

[Yaunfen] Think about something that makes you mad, try yelling a cuss word or three.

[Mix] There's not a lot that makes me very mad, Yaunfen.

[Yaunfen] Slow smile- not even Prince? He's pretty rude

[Basil] seems to sneak closer somehow-

[Mix] Prince can be an ass sometimes, yes... -Grumble- He's so set in his ways...

[Basil] hhhhhhhhh

[Yaunfen] Ooh! Mb makes you mad!

[Mix] Not really, actually. Except for that one time... I actually haven't seen him. But you know what brine recently pissed me off? TLOT! He was harassing my poor bird!

[Yaunfen] Oh... I heard about that... That was harsh, but at least Benny isn't a chicken anymore right?

[Basil] Terrifying open jaws and they suck up the bad energy with a satisfied wheeze .

[Mix] BENNY ISN'T WHAT ANYMORE?

[Basil] very happy sucking her fury in! [Yaunfen] wiping the spittle off - yeah? Is that bad????

[Mix] NO ONE TOLD ME THAT

[CN] Flies by overhead looking for Firebird-

[Yaunfen] didn't he go home? I'd have thought he'd do that first.

[Mix] NO HE DIDN'T, HE HASN'T BEEN HOME IN AGES, I'M GOING TO KICK HIS ASS

[Basil] Slides back in the water and floats like a very deadly log. Happy and full.

[Yaunfen] Thats mean! Why did he run off?

[Mix] He just sort of went missing after the fight, I figured he was hiding! Or out bothering somone!

[Yaunfen] He drank some water from Stevies footprint and boom no more chicken!

[Fru] tries to follow Cn from below and makes a short hop to get a better sniff of him-

[CN] Darts upwards with a terrified noise-

[Mix] When I get my hands on him....

[Yaunfen] what are you gonna do Mix? Aren't you happy for him? He's kind of a funny looking Steve though...

[Fru] rawr at Cn!

[CN] Swoops around, looking for a way to lose Fru-

[Mix] -Looks up at CN- Firebird's in the tree! -Back to Yaunfen- I am, but I didn't know until now!

[Yaunfen] Cn! - holds out hands for him- I wonder where he went? Can he read chat?

[CN] Flies right to them-

[Yaunfen] Catches Cn like a baseball and hides him as Fru sniffs around

[CN] Breathing hard-

[Fru] wanders off a little bit and pees on some Lightfoot tracks-

[Yaunfen] It's okay! You're safe! Fru only eats sweets!

[Mix[ Ughhh... Bad Fru!

[CN] Shifts back- That doesn't make it any less terrifying!

[Yaunfen]cradles Cn a little - sorry Cn. And mix... Well... it is in the sand... That's where the cats go.

[Waffles] scuffs sand over the pee-

[CN] - You can put me down you know

[Yaunfen] okay- puts him down-

[Fru] snuffles around -

[Basil] splashes a little-

[CN] - So what's the thing in the water?

[Yaunfen] it's a monster! We took it in so it wouldn't bother our friends irl anymore.

[CN] - Oh, okay

[Mix] I assume Benny can read the chat....

[Yaunfen] types- Benny? Mix is looking for you.

[CN] Whispers to Yaunfen- Why is Mix angry?

[Yaunfen] whispers - Maybe she liked him better as a chicken?

[CN] Shrugs-

[EAlex] Rolls over with a groan, she opens her eyes to a darkened room- L-licht?

-There's the sound of a shower running from the other room-

[EAlex] Gets up unsteadily and staggers that way-

[Licht] Has left the door slightly ajar and a bit of steam billows out-

[EAlex] eases into the room and sits on the closed toilet. She's drenched in sweat and melted snow and exhausted despite having been unconscious for hours-

[Licht] Turns the shower off and pulls back the curtain only to shriek in surprise at seeing EAlex there- Don't do that!

[EAlex] opens hir eyes wide in surprise at being shouted at, her glow isn't what it was but its getting there. She gives a pathetic wet cough - sorry... Can I use your water block?

[Licht] Is using the shower curtain to keep herself decent- My water block?

[EAlex] points at the shower head-

[Licht] - Oh, my shower. Sure, just... Hand me a towel first

[EAlex] looks around for the stack and hands her one before peeling her own shirt off. She has a muscular chest and breasts that seem almost uncomfortable and out of place on her chest-

[Licht] Turns red before wrapping herself with the towel- If you want the water to be warmer, just turn it farther to the left

[EAlex] How curious... Warm sounds good. - she drops her pants and Licht gets a good view of her shapely rear as she climbs into the tub and fumbles with the dial. It's obvious she's still pretty frail.

[Licht] Soaps and shampoos are behind you, I'm going to grab you a stool to sit on

[EAlex] Moves to put her clothes in the water as well- what's soap...?

[Licht] - It's something you use to clean yourself with. And just what are you doing with your clothes?

[EAlex] is it a scrubby thing like a sponge? And I was going to wash them

[Licht] - Give your clothes here, we have machines that clean your clothes, and you can use a sponge with soap

[EAlex] relinquishes the clothes- thank you Licht, I'll try to do it right. - she takes a glob of shampoo and stares at it for a moment before using it to clean her armpits and underboob.

[Licht] - That's shampoo, it's for the hair on your head- She takes EAlex's clothes and throws them in the washing machine

[Doc] Buzzes her phone with a text- hey quick question Licht. Where can I acquire a fruitcake? I got the impression it's not socially acceptable amongst humans so I thought you might know a shady source.

[EAlex] Manages to wash her hair-

[Licht] Just states at her phone for a minute before responding- Most regular stores carry it around Christmas?

[Doc] oh! Okay. So it's not illegal or anything?

[Licht] - No, not at all

[Doc] Thanks Licht! (Smiley face emote) how's EAlex doing?

[Licht] - Just woke up and learning how a shower works

[Doc] Great! Let me know if you need anything!

-there's a great deal of steam coming from the bathroom now-

[Licht] Puts her phone down and pulls on a robe before returning to the bathroom- You doing okay?

[EAlex] has turned the water up to scalding for a human and is flopped in the bottom of the tub with a blissful expression, her knees up and slightly floaty boobs in the half full tub. - getting better...

[Licht] - I guess you're taking a bubble bath then

[EAlex] I've never seen bubbles not in a neat row. - she sweeps up the little bit of steaming foam-

[Licht] Shrugs- This is how bubbles usually are- She's watching the water level carefully

[EAlex] never had nice hot water without a fire under it- her hair is floating as the tub is almost full - sorry to startle.

[Licht] Turns off the water so the run doesn't overflow- It's alright, just, try not to go into a room where somebody is naked without them knowing, okay?

[EAlex] Genuinely confused - are you... Unsure about your body too? You're quite lovely.

[Licht] - It's just really not that socially acceptable of a thing

[EAlex] Not even for friends?

[Licht] - Very close friends yes, but not every friend

[EAlex] Sad little 'oh' and puts an arm across her chest self- consciously-

[Licht] Hasn't really been looking at her- Is there anything you want right now? Some food maybe?

[EAlex] Licht... Is there a way we could be... Better friends?

[Licht] - Time is usually the best thing for that

[EAlex] Then I will be patient- she sinks low in the tub - I don't need anything more right now... thank you.

[Licht] - Alright, I'll leave a robe for you outside the door when you're ready

[Endrea] Is keeping an eye on Ashe as he starts to work on his house. After talking with CP, the brine helped him get a block of dirt up high above Lie's house so he could start-

[Celine] Flaps by and does some lazy circles to get a better look- Whatcha doin?

[Endrea] - Just keeping an eye on Ashe, he's making a place for himself

[Celine] Lands near her and ducks her head like a curious bird looking under the floating blocks- How does it stay up there???

[Endrea] - Because gravity does not effect most things here

[Celine] Oh... Why doesn't he find a nice cave? Someplace drier?

[Endrea] - Because he's building himself a house, and we are End dragons, we usually live much higher up

[Celine] Okay... - she scuffs her feet a little. - I'm not sure what kind of dragon I am.

[Endrea] - Well, most of the ones we rescued were End dragons, but I think there may have been a few Nether dragons in there as well...

[Celine] What's a Nether? Isn't that like a back end of something?

[End] - The Nether is a realm of fire and death. It's where Winston resided, you know, the large black skeleton who helps my master?

[Celine] Sounds grim... And oh! I know him. He's super polite!

[Endrea] - Yes. So what have you been up to little one?

[Celine] Wilts a little - being too big... I can't fit in masters house anymore...

[Endrea] - You should go visit Doc then, they can make you a smaller form like my children have

[Celine] Wide eyes- Does it hurt? Being squished all small?

[Endrea] - No, it doesn't

[Celine] Skitters around a little, she's both excited and unsure.

[Endrea] - Would you like me to go with you?

[Celine] Maybe....?

[Lie] Steps out with Aether, she's got the baby against her chest, snuggled there with the sash she was given so she can work in the green house-

[Celine] Eyes turn to Lie and she makes a little suprised gasp. She skitters sideways down the wall like a bat - Lie! What is that???

[Lie] - Oh, hello Celine, this is my baby, Aether

[Celine] Aether is tiny! So tiny! Is this what you were making?

[MB] Comes up the path, just floating lazily with his hands in his pockets-

[Lie] - Yeah, she is. Well, CP helped make her too

[Celine] Excited squee and then sees MB- Master! Lie has a baby!

[Mb] Mmmh? Lemmie see.

[Lie] Turns a little so MB can see better-

[Aether] Is just looking at what she can see, mostly colors and shapes-

[Mb] Shiiit.... did you fuck Stevie? Cp must be furious. Kids got the brothers eyes.

[Celine] I think they're pretty.

[Lie] - Yes she has her brother's eyes, but her glow is starting to come in

[CP] Comes outside, having heard MB- HEY FUCKER

[Mb] Whoops. - He snickers impishly-

[Celine] At Cp- You said a bad word.

[Lie] Just sighs and bounces Aether a little-

[CP] Lunges for MB-

[Mb] Wild grin as he grapples with Cp- Not my fault if your bro diddled your wife!

[Celine] Protecting Lie and the baby from the fighting brines- Master!

[CP] - HE DID NOT!

[Lie] Watches as CP fights- It's alright Celine, sometimes they just need to fight

[Doc] Wanders up carrying a basket- hey Celine. You got big didn't you?

[Celine] surprised squeak!

[Doc] hehe. Looks like a play date is happening.

[Mb] Still trading blows with Cp. he's obviously delighted at the moment

[Lie] - Hey Doc, and yes, it is

[CP] Is already on fire-

[Mb] Is multiplying so he can keep Cp occupied with targets and make him even more annoyed. - Yes! Yes! Yes!

[Celine] Master! Be careful!

[Doc] Steps sideways to avoid a small splash of blood. - Yikes...

[Lie] - Celine it's alright, they need the practice

[Celine] Pouts and worries, she flips her tail in annoyance and it gets stuck in the wooden fence around the honesty blossoms- Noooo!

[Aether] Is starting to get upset over Celine being upset-

[Lie] - Calm down Celine, if you struggle you may hurt yourself. Take a deep breath, calm down, and assess your situation

[Celine] Sniffles! She's wiggling her tail and the part that's stuck is the mace-like cube at the end.

[Doc] I'll get her loose, here, this is for you anyway- They hook the basket over two of Lie's fingers and go to free Celine's tail-

[Celine] Snuffles- I.... I smell fruit???

[Lie] Rubs Aether's back to calm her down and looks into the basket-

]CP] Essentially explodes-

-As she opens it the smell of fruit hits her like a slap in the face. It's a plant with broad leaves in yellow, orange and red-

[Doc] Pops Celine loose-

[Celine] Curls up a bit, licking her tail- nk' you.

[Lie] - Oh geez Doc, that is strong! And my sense of smell is really sensitive right now...

[Doc] Comes back over- Does it smell bad to you? They're really not as sweet as they smell. It's some kind of fern made of fruit.... leather I guess?

[Lie] - It doesn't smell bad at all, just really strong. I'm just really sensitive to smells right now, I can practically smell when Aether has a dirty diaper from across the house

[Doc] I can put it in the greenhouse? Or just take it away if it annoys you.

[Celine] Is inching her mouth toward one leaf-

[Lie] - How about behind the greenhouse, and do you want to try some Celine?

[Celine] Please?

[Lie] Plucks a leaf and offers it-

[Celine] Nips the tip and munches it into her beak like a parrot - mmmm.... weird!

[Notch] Comes outside with his phone at his ear and shrieks in suprise as a splatter of blood hits his shirt- what the hell???

[Lie] - Sorry Notch, it's aggression time

[Notch] Yells upward- Cp! You have a phone call!

[Doc] Come on guys, that's enough!

[Celine] Leaf munching!

[CP] - For fucks sake, NOW WHAT!?

[Mb] Uses the distraction to stab Cp-

[Notch] Yikes!

[CP] Stabs him right back-

[Celine] Master!

[Doc] Do I have to seperate you two?

[Lie] - They should be about done...

[Aether] Is being fussy again-

[Mb] Grins- Phone for you.

[Notch] Nervously speaking into the phone-

[Doc] Who is it anyway?

[Notch] Waves his hand in a shushing motion. Classic parent for 'I'm on the phone! Dammit!!!'

[CP] - I'm pretty sure I know who it is...- Lunges at MB again

[Mb] Is throttled mercilessly-

[Doc] Come on, that's enough, you're gonna make Celine cry again-

[Celine] M-m-m-aster! -sniff snuffle

[Lie] - Think of it this way Celine, they're practicing to help protect the seed, each new thing they learn helps us, but they have to keep their old ones sharp too

[CP] Punts MB into the ground-

[Celine] Runs awkwardly too him and scoops him up in her claws- NNGGH! - she turns her head and blows a small cloud of very noxious green smoke right in Cp's face- WEHHH!

[Mb] Heh... good one...

[CP] - Oh calm down he's fine

[Celine] bit-o-pout.

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Request from Anonymous: can you please write a high school fic where you work at the retirement home that Vernon’s grandparents live?

“Anything else I can get for you folks?” You asked, trying not to sound too rehearsed.

“I think we’re good for now, thanks,” Mr. Vernon responded passively, already digging into his soup.

“Sweetie, are you going to school?” Mrs Vernon asked politely, and you tried not to outwardly wince. You’ve been through the oncoming conversation with her countless of times.

“Yes ma’am, I’m still in high school. The one in town.” You smiled at her. Her soup was cooling off by the second and you bitterly thought about her eventual request for you to heat it up again.

“Oh, our grandson goes to school there too!” She told you excitedly. This, however, was not news to you. You knew exactly who Hansol was. He was in your stats class, but you were positive you’ve had more conversations with his grandparents about him than you actually had with him. You didn’t exactly run in the same circles.

“Oh, does he really?” You tucked the tray under your arm.

“Yes, his name is Hansol Choi. He’s very handsome actually, you two would look just adorable together,” she replied slyly.

“Leave the poor kid alone Honey,” Mr. Vernon cut in, only slighting laughing at your misery.

“Okay, well,” you tried not to sputter as you slowly backed away from the table, “I’ll bring your entrees out as soon as they’re ready,” you finished before making a light sprint to the kitchen. You pointedly ignored Mrs. Vernon telling her husband that her soup was cold.

Every time.

Every time you served the Vernons, Mrs would always tell you about Hansol and every time you got a little flustered.

The kitchen door swung closed behind you once you reached your refuge.

“The Vernon’s again?” Boo asked you, barely trying to stifle his laugh.

“Shut up.”

You walked slower than normal down the hallway. That is, slower than normal until a hand found your shoulder and sped up your pace.

“Boo, quit it,” You whined.

“Come on, oh my god,” he pushed a little harder against your resistance. “You’re going to be late for stats.”

“We’re going to be late for class,” you corrected. Boo rolled his eyes before pushing you forward again. You sighed but ended up giving in and letting him lead you through the hall.

He then led you straight into another student.

“Whoops, sorry Hansol!” You heard Boo day from behind you, making your decision to strangle him final. Hansol looked perplexed at the sight of the both of you. Like he couldn’t quite place where he knew you from and why he was being bombarded all of a sudden. Then recognition flashed across his face.

“Hey, you guys work at the retirement community, right?”

“Yeah! We’re servers in the dining room. Your grandparents live there, right?” Boo answered for the both of you, but squeezed your shoulder.

“Um, yeah, I actually served them yesterday,” you added, taking Boo’s hint. Hansol smiled at you and you felt weak in the knees for some reason. Hansol really was handsome, even more so up close.

You also decided Boo had officially been revoked from best friend status.

“I hope they don’t tease you too bad. They’re both a couple of goofs.” You’ve never considered Mr. Vernon anything remotely close to a goof but Hansol said it wearing the cheesiest grin you’ve ever seen and it almost made you believe it. “I’ve been meaning to visit — they’re allowed to have guests in the dining room, right?”

“Oh yeah, of course. We serve guest all the time,” Boo answered.

“Cool. Do you guys work tonight? I’ll make sure to say hi if I see you there!” Damn that smile.

“We’ll definitely say hi back!” Boo replied, bidding Hansol farewell before you dragged him to your table.

“If you think we’re going to Chipotle before work after that stunt Mr. Boo, you’re dead wrong.” He pouted at you. “That doesn’t work on me.” Boo retracted the pout and rolled his eyes.

“Excuse me for agreeing with my elders and agreeing you and Hansol would totally be cute together.”

“I’m actually going to leave you here. Have fun getting to work.”

“Oh my god, don’t be like that,” he poked your arm, “I was just joking come on...” he sighed. “I’ll pay for your burrito bowl.”

“The next three burrito bowls then I can reinstate your best friend status.”

You were going to kill Jeonghan. There was no way you were next in rotation. Either the host messed something up or someone put him up to it because, in any case, Mr. and Mrs. Vernon, along with Hansol, sat at one of the tables in your section.

You took a deep breath before putting on your best smile. Boo blew you a kiss as you walked towards the table.

When Hansol caught sight of you, that dumb cheesy grin found a home on his face again. You hoped your blush wasn’t too noticeable.

“Oh Hansolie, this is one of our favorite servers here,” Mr. Vernon told him, his own smile from ear to ear. You raised an eyebrow, surprised at both Mr. Vernon’s expression as well at the confession. You didn’t know the Vernons even remembered you after every time you served them.

“We actually have statistics together at school, Gramps,” Hansol explained, glancing at you for just a second.

“Don’t get all shy all of a sudden, Sollie,” Mrs. Vernon teased. Hansol seemed very interested in the menu all of a sudden. You clicked your pen and swallowed hard.

“I’m not shy Grammy, our server is here and we haven’t even looked at the menu, you know?” He mumbled. You bit your lip, trying not to make your smile too obvious. You’d never seen Hansol act bashful before. He was always cool and collected (despite being a known klutz). You’d never seen a blush on him before.

“Don’t let a couple of us old farts keep you from making friends,” Mr. Vernon said, throwing an elbow at his grandson, “we won’t stop you from flirting either.” He said before booming with laughter at his own comment. If you could possibly shrivel up and die, you would have picked that moment to do so.

Hansol seemed to be slowly sliding out of his chair, attempting to be swallowed up by the earth itself.

“You two would look really cute together!” Mrs. Vernon added, clapping her hands.

“Can I start you off with something to drink?” You squeaked out, attempting to change the dynamic at the table. You had to be blushing from the tips of your ears down to your chest. You were sure of it.

“Oh my god, please tell me this isn’t happening,” Hansol said to no one in particular, halfway to the floor. Something panged in your chest and you swallowed hard again.

“I’ll give you a few more minutes to look at the menu.” You said before making your familiar sprint back to the kitchen.

You ended up bribing Dino into switching tables with you.

Boo had been your shadow for the rest of the night. He took you out to get bubble tea after work and you didn’t talk about the Vernon fiasco. Boo kept giving you these soft smiles and tried to make you laugh, but you were just so... embarrassed.

“Do you want me to take notes for you in stats tomorrow? I’ll tell Mr. Nattapol you went home sick or something.” You gave your best friend a sad grin.

“Thanks Boo,” you stirred your tea “but I’ll tough it out. Switching with Dino was humiliating enough I think. If I skip class too, Hansol will definitely notice and I’ll die even more inside.” Boo snorted at that.

A hand found its way to your shoulder they next day in that hall and you assumed it to be Boo’s. “Give me a minute, Boo, I can’t find my stats book—“

“Hey.” The voice was definitely not Boo and you swung around just as Hansol’s hand fell to his side. “Can I just... um, apologize?” He was looking at his feet and fiddling with the hem of his shirt. You just blinked at him.

“What?”

“I didn’t think Grammy was serious about setting me up with the ‘cute server from the home’ and I didn’t know she was talking about you and I definitely didn’t think she was going to request your section and I didn’t think they were going to make you feel bad and I’m just... sorry.” He scratched the back of his head, still not meeting your gaze.

“It’s... fine?” You weren’t very convincing obviously because Hansol looked up, finally, with his brow furrowed.

“No it’s not. I feel really bad. Especially since... uh... I’ve been wanting to ask you to hang out for a little while now.”

“What?” You deadpanned.

“Yeah I talked to Boo, I—“

“You talked to Boo?”

“Yes—“

“What?”

“Oh my gosh, you seem cool and I wanted to ask you out maybe!” His voice carried through the hallway and a couple heads turned towards the two of you.

“Oh.”

“So, uh, do you?” You looked at him, confused again. “Do you want to go out with me?”

“Wow! We thought you’d never ask!” You jumped at the sound of Boo’s voice ringing through the hallway. You turned to him, horrified, and then he’s there, pushing you both to class.

“Wait, Boo, my textbook—“

“You can borrow mine. Say yes, by the way.” You felt the blush crawl up your neck.

“Yes, by the way,” you mumbled.

Hansol definitely heard you, as he had that dopey cute smile gracing his face as Boo led you to your classroom.

#seventeen #seventeen imagine #seventeen request #anonymous request #seventeen prompt #i dont know how else to tag this #choi hansol #hansol vernon choi #hansol vernon chwe #chwe hansol #vernon #my fics #i miggt hate this a little ive never written a you fic before #let me know i guess #also kill me #thanks

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