#thank u worstie

[jeyaam]

not her spamming likes on my posts bc of this 😭😭

[whaliiwatching]

tfw ur spider boyfriend is actually a cat

also a fluffy version bc im incapable of drawing anything that doesn’t induce cavities

[vlaakithsfinest]

Your tags on that Banite post are so true and perfect and wonderful I want to absorb them into my skin

My thoughts on if Gortash's worship of Bane is genuine ->

[kinnbig]

I just think Big should have been allowed a knife. or two. as a treat.

[socksandbuttons]

ITS NEW YEARS i was trying to get this done last night but i got too focused on it. New Years with UnderRem’s Dream and MusicBox Mettaton <333 Cheers to them. Besties. Also got Clip Studio Paint so figuring that out with this.

Bonus: after taking this image someone spilled their drink.

[omnipah]

for the character asks: pickman sangfielle and/or any malevolent guy of ur choosing

well if u insist!!!!

Pickman

Sexuality Headcanon: i do get very aro vibes from pickman and i think in a lot of cases she's functionally ace but. she sure did fuck that old woman! so i guess she's aro train-god-sexual lesbian. good for her Gender Headcanon: i mean i know this is the autism vibes but she truly does seem like the kind of person who's only doing woman because that's what she started as and knows how to do. she's still fairly cut off from traditional expressions of gender because of the autism and the Train Trauma but at the same time it's her version of womanhood and she's kind of spitefully attached to it now, even tho it's in a kind of nb way. A ship I have with said character: That Old Woman (shoutouts to chantilly scathe!!!) A BROTP I have with said character: duvall for that time he manifested into a scene he wasn't in to defend her honour A NOTP I have with said character: alekest i guess? i mean he did that himself tho. anyone else i mean. is it really friends at the table if the player characters don't all have weird unethical polycule vibes? A random headcanon: she seems like one of those people who can't cook for shit unless u give her a recipe with exact instructions and proportions and then even if she's completely unfamiliar with the technique she's suddenly a 5star chef. she thinks this is normal and everyone is like this and is baffled when colette gets moony-eyed at her over it General Opinion over said character: i am picking petals off flowers saying 'she loves me, she loves me not' i am doodling her name in my notebook i am cheerleading on the sidelines of every scene shes in i am holding her giant gun for her in case she needs it

Kayne Malevolent (i would say sorry but u did this to urself)

Sexuality Headcanon: i mean as far as canon goes he seems less concerned with gender and more concerned with whoever he doesn't consider boring. i could go ahead and just decide he's gay because he flirted with both john and arthur (not to mention the fruitiness) but that's too easy. if women were legal in malevolent he'd be uncomfortably horny about them too, i know it Gender Headcanon: whatever he's doing he's doing it a lot. A ship I have with said character: i mean given his whole deal he seems fairly impervious to like. intimacy. but i think it's fun when he gets all marina and the diamonds homewrecker in jarthur's already unstable marriage A BROTP I have with said character: well it would be lovely if there were sufficient characters in the actual show for him to actually have any kind of friendship with. or more likely affectionate rivalry considering how unpleasant he is as a person A NOTP I have with said character: i mean i don't know of anyone who's shipping him with anyone in particular but the only other recurring characters are larson yellow and the butcher and uh. all of them. less the butcher cus can u imagine the combination of fucked up hedonist trickster god + catholic guilt but still. the vibes are fucking rancid A random headcanon: this is mostly just taking the trope and running with it but i like to think he operates under fae rules, like, technically can't lie and technically has to keep his promises, so is like. extremely careful how he words things and what he avoids saying and leaves implied. bonus points cus he talks so fast u can't really tell he's doing it unless ur paying attention. yes i realise this is the third character in a row i'm headcanoning as a beaurocrat but listen it's my autism i get to project it General Opinion over said character: he's like a budget version of the outsider if the outsider listened to the orion experience. we love a fucked up trickster god and of course we love a bisexual covered in blood but yknow what else i love? characters who show up often enough to actually learn anything about them at all.

[mirkwood]

making u do my guy on ur bingo. denethor my beloved. i will also toss in a bonus melkor for enrichment in ur enclosure <3

Hellooo denethor's PR and marketing team <3 Abby, thank you for the ask <3

Denethor (I want you to know my keyboard suggested denethorongil as a word while I was typing that.) :

Some people have Not read lotr and it really shows that's all I'm gonna say here

Melkor :

If anything happens to them I will cry. TEARS OF JOY. BC THAT MF DESERVES IT !!!!! I want him to suffer. So bad. Like it's important to me that he suffers (affectionate.)

I'm squeezing him until his eyes pop out. mwah💞💞

Character opinion bingo

[eff-plays]

I am so Normal about your worsties to lovers

Take my hand ... We can be so Normal about them together<3

[hirokiyuu]

I am such a sucker for royal aus so just anything exocolonist related you can cook up for that will be greatly appreciated (also i feel obligated to mention that i was the one who left the vicks vapor rub comment on that fic)

ok im skipping ahead to this one bc ive actually Been thinking abt a royalty au. im not going to actually write it but ive been turning it over in my head LAKHSLGHAS

there's not really a coherent Plot just a few dif concepts that all are in the same verse technically. royal heir sol! i like royalty sol its fun. their kingdom is at war with the gardeners who are essentially some kind of fey wwww probably some kind of pact was broken on accident when they were about ten years old? adn now thigns are Goin. geranium+flulu were better peacetime rules so now that a war is happening its not going Great

few dif elements to this one!!! im just going to put them in any order

oh my god tumblr just auto turns these into numbered lists now i hate it here. let me out

ok anyways regardless. first concept is like.... sym/sol arranged marriage to end the war but dys is also there as a servant i think who's been conspiring (?) w/the fey for a while. they have messy feelings! honestly this might be a bit dyssol and sym is also there more than anything but i like dys having to watch sym+sol have all this like fanfare and Epic Romance and just go like. h.

2) vace is here. sorry this is one of the parts i think abt the most so Vace Is Here! i htink lum and them show up partway thru the war as like. powerful (?) duke from another area who basically shows up and starts throwing his weight around but bc he's helping the kingdom they cant really tell him to go away. it's a whole thing

as for vace himself i think he shows up w/the intent to seduce the royal heir so he can take the kingdom (lol) and instead. is bamboozled into friendship. becomes a better person. can't fucking understand sols love life at all but he'll.... let it go or whatever. he GUESSES. i have a clear idea in mind that after he tries to be better hes like. should i join your honor guard and sol is like. take some time to think abt it. and instead he fucks off across the kingdom on a Journey and after like six months sols like. hey when u come back u should join my honor guard theres a place for u here. nad hes like. cool (doesnt come back for another year and a half)

3) idk what im doing with it but i like the idea of nem+cal+tammy as a childhood friend trio only nem kind of was always on the outside. kind of grow up and apart and then after peace is brokered is like. ok what the fuck do i do w/myself now. id like her and cal to learn how to be friends again essentially? honestly she might kiss sym in this GLKAHSGDLKHASLKGDHALKSDHG i think abt sym+nem eternally ever since peace ending dating nem

THATS ALL I GOT THO WWWW none of these are coherent for a Story unfortunately except maybe the second one but. thats my vace in the pringles jar bias i guess

[geniichiro]

For the ask game, worstie 💋

6, 10, 19, 26, 34, 36

6. why did you do that?

out of stupidity is the answer in most situations

10. would you slaughter the rich?

yes, for funsies

19. imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

of coursee, i'd make you look like the clown you deserve to be

26. a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

definitely involves a certain someone i talk to u about daily

34. is there a song you know every word to by heart?

so many charli xcx songs...

36. how many times have you changed your url?

uhhh lots of times and this is not even the first blog i ever had. probably at least 10+ times

[insertsomthinawesome]

Hi! Do you have any TWST friendship headcanons about the dormheads? They are definetely a chaotic friend group!

Also love your art! It's so pretty!!

OH ABSOLUTELY. First of all, Thank you so much!! THat makes me so happy to hear ;;v;; ONTO SHENANIGANS: A LOT if not pretty much all of this falls into non-canon-compliant territory, and I'm only partway through Book 5 so I could either totally guess soimething or completely mess something up, but here are my braincells

Vil and Leona: I LOVE these two. I think they have some of the most fantastic worstie to bestie potential. And in a weird way??? I think Vil is the kind of person Leona needs? Like, Vil can be a little too harsh, and in my personal opinion too much of a perfectionist (Not for the character tho, just if he was a real person xD As a character trait its 10/10 good writing) but the fact that he refuses to stop seeing the potential in Leona??? Thats something that I really think Leona NEEDS. People who are like "What are you talking about? You have the possibility to be so much if you just tried." Like that last part is harsh yeah, but I think Vil really has this... he has this Rook-like ability to believe in the potential of other people in a way that isn't actually as cynical as it comes across. If he learned to work more with Leona than against him, I actually think the two of them would have such a strong power duo potential.

Leona needs to see Vil for the Roses rather than the Thorns. He needs to see more of what Vil is SAYING, where he's coming from rather than just the words themselves. I think if Leona really comprehended how much Vil believed in him, like, ACTUALLY believed in him, i think he would be genuinely moved, genuinely shook and full of wonder that somebody saw so much potential in him, as so much more than being a failure or a freak.

However I think if they actually became friends Epel might have to take a week off for mourning because he could no longer go to Leona to escape the wrath of Vil xD

Idia and Malleus: Okay so starsending started me on this one, I think they would actually really vibe. Idia is an introverted Loner, he has a hard time with high energy people who make a lot of noise. Mallues CAN be a lot, but honestly he tends to... not be. Its more like the A Lot follows him. ei when he interacts with Yuu and essentially just ends up being a nerd. The specific image i've had in my head, is i feel like Idia could play animal crossing with Malleus watching him, and the two of them could vibe for H O U R S. Malleus would make the occasional comment or go on the occasional tangent, but he seems less like he needs people to engage with him sometimes, and sometimes just like he needs people to listen. And Idia isn't actually that bad at engaging with people!! He's got internet friends (lilia lol) which means he does know something about sustaining relationships and talking to people I also think that Malleus would probably find Idia's way of talking fascinating SLDFKJSDLGJSLDJG. As long as he wasn't mocked for not understanding, he'd probably find it downright interesting to listen to Idia explain internet memes from 2010 and talk about the history of Loss. I also think that Idia could really be a safe and quiet spot for malleus when things are hard. I feel like part of Malleus's frustrations, and why we see him run away from Sebek and Silver, despite both of them being family he obviously loves, is that, with the exception of Lilia, Both of them make a BIG DEAL out of things. Silver tends to be quieter and less explosive, but they both do. Sometimes I think Malleus just wants to be alone to process, or not be pestered or questioned. I think Idia could potentially be that safe and quiet spot where he's ready to listen, but not necessarily interested in making a big deal about it. If they became better friends he might not even ask, just offer quiet empathy.

Kalim and Leona: -Spoilers for Leona's Union bday card, since it hasn't released in English yet- OH BOY.... THESE TWO. First of all!!! ANother relationship that I think could do a lot of good for Leona??? Kalim doesn't really need him for anything, but he's a well of low expectation positivity, somebody who I can see dragging Leona out to do things, or even just, once in a while so honestly state the worth he sees in Leona that it causes Leona to stutter and pause. Like, Leona's union bday card mentioning that he'd have Kalim with him on a deserted Island cause people would come ot rescue Kalim....... O U CH??????? There's a running Narrative that Kalim doesn't really see the value in himself, and this would be another person (like Azul) who would contradict that. Leona sees a more cynical version of his value, but its still value all the same. And Leona likes to gripe and groan, but he's adopted like, half the characters who are younger than him, I don't think he's immune to Kalim Al-Asim at ALL. It doesn't help that Leona is already a Tsunderely doting uncle, I can see Kalim triggering the Uncle-Instincts in him sometimes... or a lot. The loud and upbeat disposition Similar to Cheka's wouldn't help. Specifically, because I've thought about these two being friends before, I've always loved this idea of a post book 4 sequence where Kalim like, kind wanders into the greenhouse to find somewhere to cry privately, but he runs into leona napping. Leona doesn't really want to deal with Kalim, so while he's blubbering through his explanation he's just like "Fine you can chill here as long as you're quiet" Kalim accepts... but Leona has beastman hearing, so even what might be considered reasonably quiet is loud to him, and he eventually caves and asks whats up. Just to get Kalim to shut up eventually. I think maybe I had a conclusion or an idea for what advice leona would give kalim, but I don't remember it at the moment, but yeah just. Them :) I think their dynamic could be really interesting.

Malleus and Leona: So ya'll who saw my whumptobers already know I have some bad braincells for these two clowns. I think they are jealous of each other, because they think the other has what they want, they think that they see the other squandering the gifts they've been given, being fools and idiots who don't appreciate what they have. Leona craves being accepted, having the crown, having the power to fix what he sees that is wrong, to actually have and impact in people's lives, to matter and to fit in. Malleus craves normality, he craves to be one of the masses, just another man among many, he doesn't wish for power, and he cares little for the catastrophic effect he can have on other people, he just wants to be invited. He just wants to be included. Leona sees Malleus as having the power to do what matters. Malleus sees Leona as having the gift of Normality and camaraderie. Ultimately they're both miserable where they're at (though not entirely. Leona loves his squad, Malleus loves his family, both of them have things they'd never dare give up.) and they think if they just had what the other had, they would achieve the things they deserve and desire. I think both of them would have to sort through a LOT of emotions if it ever clicked for them just how similar they are. They're of course seeing each other through rose colored glasses. Leona is not an everyman, he's feared by his own family, Malleus is not all powerful, he cannot stop the tick of death. Leona is persecuted for being "less than" his brother, Malleus is held so far above everybody else he can't be reached. This would take some time for both of them to process, but I think once they did there would be a chance for them to become good allies, and potentially even really good friends. THose are my main braincells!! I honestly think that making any of the dorm leaders interact is fantastic food for thought and relationship building. I would love to think over what it'd be like to grow a friendship between Azul and Riddle, or Vil and Malleus. Leona and Azul would be INCREDIBLE and fascinating!!! Like man, there's so much to work with in TWST. I realized this might be a little to the left of your question ^^;; Haha, If you were asking about more like, I guess lighearted headcanons, I'm not sure I have any yet!! But I'm sure with time I totally could :) Writing or playing with TWST characters intimidated me for a bit there, since the quality of the writing of the game was SO GOOD I felt there was no way I could do it justice. Now I feel a lot less intimidated, so i feel like I'm more likely to dig my hands into shenanigans and thoughts.

[magicaldreamfox1]

for wip game pls tell us why kinnpete is misleading 😂

yes thank u i love talking abt this

so kinnpete au right just imagine

kinn is like so guys. this may sound crazy but i think vegas might be stealing every man i look at. i have no evidence to prove this btw. and tankhun is like no problem i have a genius idea u guys. what if. u fake date pete to see if vegas tries to steal pete and then pete can report back with evidence.

and then they do just that.

except! ofc pete trying to seduce vegas while pretending he's not at all seducing vegas and actually in a relationship with kinn doesn't end well for him bc well. vegas is famously kinda 😳 and pete is famously NOT immune

so essentially it's pete honeytrapping vegas by pretending to date kinn.

perhaps even the only fake dating au on earth that doesn't lead to real dating. im a pioneer if u really think abt it

that's why it's misleading bc the title kinnpete au implies something between them which there is not. they're besties they're worsties and most importantly pete deserves a raise.

[borom1r]

2, 3, 7, 8, 9, 12, 14, 18, 20, 22 for lotr from the violence ask meme 😈

OK i have answered 2 already but lets do this thing fuck yea (thank uuuuuuuuuu!!!!!)

3) screenshot or description of the worst take you’ve seen on tumblr

look its not really a "take" but the amount of people who just post variations of "I don't like Boromir, he's the worst" IN THE BOROMIR TAG is genuinely insane to me. like have ur (incorrect) opinion but keep it out of the tag worstie

7) what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them?

uhhhh no one thank the gods. ive always disliked Denethor Because of canon. but i will say stumbling across the file index of an old LotR fansite + clicking on files w/ no preview only to find graphics thirsting over Denethor did cause massive psychic damage lmao

8) common fandom opinion that everyone is wrong about

idk 😭 i dont interact w/ the broader fandom really. i do find the way ppl reduce Pippin to Just a joke character in fanon insufferable tho

9) worst part of canon

BOOK!FARAMIR + HIS MIDDLEMEN SHTICK MY WORSTIE.

also ngl i do find the Aragorn/Arwen romance....... Weird. like I'm far from averse to "love at first sight" so long as it comes with the recognition that it's really more infatuation + true love takes work. and there's the fact Aragorn fell head over heels for an image of Lúthien, and Arwen's heart did not turn towards him until Galadriel dressed him up in elven finery. not to mention she was "not yet weary of her days" when Aragorn dies + has to die "whether I will or I nill" like she. wastes away? slowly alone in Lothlórien.

like idk [Aragorn kinnie voice] that's my sister, man but all that aside I do think.. Arwen deserved better? I like that the movies made her more active + I do wish she'd actually been there at Helm's Deep bc it would've been fun to see her and Éowyn bond but yeah. the vibes were off with that whole situation imho

12) the unpopular character that you actually like and why more people should like them

huh. does Théodred count? i feel like he's kind of a blank slate so fandom can just kinda run wild with him but i do genuinely enjoy writing him + find that there are solid implications for at least a friendship between him + Boromir (if not more). i mean, Boromir got a Rohirric shield from someone

14) that one thing you see in fics all the time

ok th implication here bein its sth that bothers me which thankfully i pretty much only read Aramir or Faramir/Éomer fics soooo theres not much??

i think the only things that RLLY get to me + they aren't THAT popular trope-wise (or ive been rlly good at avoiding them lmao) are fics that 1) make Boromir overly aggressive or 2) completely woobify Faramir

+ tbh the Faramir one bothers me more actually. that is a grown ass man and captain of the rangers of Ithilien.....................

18) it’s absolutely criminal that the fandom has been sleeping on…

HRM. again idk :3 <- blissfully not interacting w the broader fandom + only interacting w/ ppl w correct takes on Boromir + Rohan

(tentatively i need to start following more ppl i see some of yall in my notes + i shld follow. sorry im like a nervous dog u need to coax out from under the porch lol)

20) part of canon you found tedious or boring

side-eyeing my copies of the Histories. i need to finish those. eventually.............

22) your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

ignores?????? nothing i think (thankfully lmao) but i will say there is SO much detail in the films that it makes me INSANE. ik we literally just talked abt this in DMs lmao but i could sit n talk abt LotR costuming for fucking HOURS the films were SO stunning and the clothing alone reveals sooooooo much abt the characters i think its a super underrated vehicle for character analysis :3

[mushiemadarame]

tagged by @khaotunq who expressely did so out of spite. thanks, worstie!

Spell your url with song titles and then tag as many people as there are letters

M - Mr. Tambourine Man by The Helio Sequence (cover) [Yt, S] a song that I found out I share the love for with my mom

U - Under Pressure by Queen and David Bowie [Yt, S] just one of the best ever

S - Shut Up by Mindme [Yt, S] from Only Friends, a little gem that whoever picked for the soundtrack deserves unbelievable praise for. the placement is justttt

H - Home by Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros [Yt, S] this one makes me nostalgic for friends I've lost contact with

I - If We Were Vampires by Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit [Yt, S] I can barely listen to this one on the best of days

E - Enemy by Imagine Dragons [Yt, S] it just goes hard. I don't care what anybody says about Imagine Dragons, I love their music

M - Major Tom (Coming Home) by Peter Schilling [Yt, S] first came to know it through the newest IT movies fandom

A - At Last by Etta James [Yt, S] an old classic that makes me yearn

D - Dear God by XTC [Yt, S] this was literally in the IT movies, it's so good

A - Au Revoir by OneRepublic [Yt, S] a band that I had the extreme luck to see live and one of my favourite concerts ever even though I was in severe pain at the time

R - Rapide by Mahmood [Yt, S] gotta remember where you come from hehe

A - Almost (Sweet Music) by Hozier [Yt, S] I don't listen to Hozier as often as the average tumblr user but this is one of my favourites by him

M - Mystery of Love by Sufjan Stevens [Yt, S] it makes me extremely sad and deals a huge amount of damage to all my friends anytime I play it out loud

E - Eet by Regina Spektor [Yt, S] just. her voice, her songs. also it makes me think of a dear friend whom I wish I could talk to more

I tag: everyone who sees this. Seriously, if you see this, do it and tag me!!!

[thegoldencontracts]

So. You know promise rings? Not exactly an engagement ring but a little more serious than boyfriend-girlfriend... merfolk wear promise shells. Shells that represent the person they're with... Azul's partner (It's Ri--💥) wearing a small spiral shell that's wide at the opening with bumps along it, its coloration a deep purple and black. You could almost confuse it for a tentacle from afar.

How many biographies and autobiographies do you think he'll have? Self-help books?

Annnd what do you think Azul's future mega corporation would be called? Because I've seen some iterations use the 'Mostro' name and I used 'Ashengrotto' because... come on. It's his name! People need to recognize him!

The more I think about it, the more I need to see Azul meet his future self. Would he love the guy or treat him like... Cece? Hehe.

OH MY GOD PROMISE RING JUST GIVES ME THE CUTEST IDEAAA (in my opinion at least)

Azul with ri- I mean, his totally anonymous partner... He gives them a promise she'll and he tries to act as nonchalant as he can but he's also so embarrassed about ITTTT and he's trying to be smug and everything but then rid- I MEAN his partner is like "wow, this truly is quite important to you I'm pleased to see you so greatly value our relationship" not even in a teasing way just genuinely trying to be good faith and appreciate Azul's efforts yk...

But of course Azul gets embarrassed T_T I-It isn't like that, he's just... Yeah he has no defense for himself and he gets so pouty and huffy "Not now, I'm losing" (This line is paraphrased from a tootally random fic that you toooootally didn't write and I toooooooooootally didn't reread 5 gorillion times lmao)

A bunch, Azul is all about that grind 💪💪💪 he will power through the writers block

Anndd if Azul has a restaurant chain I feel like he'd actually keep Mostro because despite him acting aloof and business-minded he actually truly cares for the Lounge (one of the funniest parts of twst imo is that fact that Azul in canon is basically... A FUCKING TSUNDERE OVER HIS LOVE FOR IT'S CRAFT IT'S THE FUNNIEST THIGN EVER Jade says it's clear he cares about the lounge, Azul says "Hah! Do you honestly believe me to be capable of an illogical sentiment such as 'attachment'?" And Floyd and Jade are like... Yeahh... Sure we totally believe you Mann he's literally a tsundere for his restaurant HOWEW-)

Anyways sorry the temptation to yap was there and I couldn't resist but back to what u were saying so I feel like he'd be attached to the name too and no matter how he tried he can't bring himself to change ittt

CECAELIA FAIRBANKS MENTION SPOTTED I WILL NOW RAMBLE Cecaelia is Azul's worstie she breaths within 1000000000 miles of him and he's immediately like "SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE ASKED YAP YAP YAP RIZZLESS BETA WHITE KNIGHT L + RATIO + I HAVE MORE CONTRACTS THAN U" nothing can compare to his hate /j

But actually though I feel like it depends on whether or not Azul knows this is his future self bc with cecaelia that's the conflict it's literally a better version of Azul bc... Azul from the future but Azul doesn't realize thatttt

But the version you're bringing up? Even better version of Azul. More successful and more skilled. If Azul doesn't know... Poor dude's gonna be put through the emotional wringer (and develop a strong hatred for what is quite literally himself) His hatred will be stronger than what he harbors for cecaelia lmaooo-

If he does tho I feel like he might have mild jealousy that's overshadowed by "HOLY SHIT THIS IS WHST I'LL BE IN A FEW YEARS" kind of thing...

Anyways that concludes my ramble thank you

[altocat]

the AUDACITY of that person. i was so shocked that i started laughing cause like. worstie….. have u been on the internet recently??? idt ive seen a lot of people who DONT bully the characters they love, like. ????????

also genesis is LITERALLY the definition of a theater major who dropped out bc he got angry his bf wouldnt talk to him abt their other bfs death. and also!!! MANS IS A CAT. like. that person used words that described a CAT. do they hate cats too??? ugh. insane.

anyways yr the reason my genesis obsession is in full throttle and why i gave up on being normal abt him! so thank u for existing and bullying gen, im so happy he has fans like u. gotta keep him in check or whatever JFJFKFK

Thank you!

Honestly, Genesis is probably one of my faves to write about, and honestly one of the most interesting characters in the Compilation. He goes through an actual ARC, however messy. I love bullying him. I love celebrating him. He's just the worst...and also the best. I can't wait to see him tomorrow in EC.