#tftsmp Cornelius

[rainystressed247]

I was designing something else and I just need this warm up hahaha

Cornelius is the perfect model <3

[sing-me-under]

Brown

Not-A-Very-Good Town wasn’t a very good town. The people were crude and paranoid, the crops were always wilting, and everyone could hear Helga banging someone or other every night. Still, it was home.

Cornelius was born in this town. After a dreary and pitiful life with nothing to his name but a creepy eye for a family heirloom, he was sure he would die here too. It wasn’t all that bad though. He had a wonderful partner in Catt and adorable son in Robin. Even though this town was pretty shit, Cornelius could say he was pretty happy.

Apparently, that’s all the world needed. The only ray of happiness in this godforsaken world being extinguished without rhyme or reason was enough to prompt an ascension.

[knox-enden]

Ive just realized that some of the newer Dsmp fans weren't there for the "Village the Went Mad" tales from the smp, meaning, they might not know about the Cornelius = Dream theories, or the headcanons that Tubbo is a reincarnation of Robin and that Tubbo reminded Dream of Robin.

Or that some newer Ponk fans weren't there for when Jack the farmer, the ancestor of Ponk, was actually shown. Like- wow.

THEY MIGHT KNOW ABOUT THE QUEEN HELGA

[krinue]

Thinking ab them again

[eira-writing]

And my name is…

Before Dream there were many, many names that got lost in time and memories. After prison Dream found himself recalling some of the names of who he was once upon a time.

(Post-Prison!Dream, immortal!Dream, derealization)

Dream, Cornelius, HUBERT looked around in the darkness almost in disbelief, he couldn’t remember what had happened but he was sure that something was different, his mind was yet to reconnect with the rest of his body but just the air was different; more cold, less heavy, more clean. 

Then he heard voices.

He knew some of them, he remembered them, but he wasn’t sure if he was that happy about it. The feminine voice sounded almost mad about something, the younger male one was stuttering in a way that made his heart hurt (oh my little one, do not fret, our lord will never dispose of you), another man was also there, his tone was calming and wise, most likely the one in charge of the other two.

“Better move this discussion to somewhere else” suggested a final voice that made Dre-Cor- HUBERT almost fall out of the bed. (There are no beds in Pandora’s).

“Billiam” gasped Dre-HUBERT, still trying to make sense of what was happening before the darkness claimed him again.

The next time Hub-Corne- DREAM woke up was a few days later, he was confused but the cold was grounding him into the reality of the situation, he was out, he was finally free. Philza found him trying to get out of the bed and Techno had to almost bind him to it so he could heal.

And heal he did, it was long before he could put a stop to the hallucinations from the first day but he was getting better quicker than the others expected, the effects of the torture did not stick for more than a month to their surprise and neverending horror.

Hub-Dre-CORNELIUS looked at them with a sad smile every time he caught them staring, he had already felt loss and despair before.

During his time in the Arctic Comune he wondered what was his next step, it was clear to him that he couldn’t go back to the original plan, his motivation to make the server a single happy family was null. He sighed, resigned to mark this one as a failure too.

“What are you going to do now?” Asked Phil when they were alone, the others had something else to do and the Old one had decided to stay with him.

“Wait until the time is right” said Cornelius drinking from this cup of tea “Maybe travel far away, where IT’S influence will never reach” murmured Hubert wondering how he had forgotten about the red vines when he decided to make the settlement of this community.

“And when is the right time?” Phil looked at the man at his side, somehow he looked order that the day before.

Dream didn’t answer, he just continued looking at the horizon, his mind already thinking of what was to come…

…

..

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The sounds of a village made the tired traveler stop, they wondered if they could get a place to stay even if it was for only a few days. While entering the little settlement they noticed a particular shop, where a blonde looking man was sitting behind the counter, a smiley mask somehow staying on the side of his head, vibrant green eyes lighted up with amusement and an excited voice came from rosey lips.

“Welcome to The Syndicate: Coffee and Books, my name is…”

[dreamsmp-au-ideas]

Fantasy Merchant Punz 'correct' quotes

I like this au a definitely normal amount. I have the normal amount of brainrot for this au. Please believe me.

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Tommy: Hello! I’m the chosen one! I would like to have all your potions in stock!

Punz: ...You’re 17

Tommy: Yeah so?

Punz: ...Right so that’ll be approximately 500000 gold. Pay up

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Punz, talking to a customer: And this is a potion of invisibility. Great for you to hide from others or get out of situations in a pinch.

Dream, as he is attacked by Tommy’s Team: Punz! Punz let me in! I know you can hear me!

Punz, closing the blinds: Of course you can take a speed potion. It’ll be good when getting away fast and you can take your enemies off guard.

Dream: FUCK YOU PUNZ!

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Bad: Hello! Would you like to go and join the Eggpire? We have cookies and you’ll definitely not go and get mind controlled!

Punz: Please go away, you’re scaring the customers

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Techno: Punz where do you even get these things? This is from the Antarctic Empire and that went and fell thousands of years ago. All items of it were destroyed from what I know

Punz, who is pretty sure his ancestor lived there at some point: ...Time travel

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Punz, nervously looking at the box: Hey buddy. So today I went and scammed a few people and met this guy who is apparently the chosen one. He’s 17 though so I kind of doubt it. Though that is something the church would do...What do you think?

The Box: *ominous humming sounds

Punz, lighting as many candles as possible and getting the Prime symbol: You know what? Yeah that sounds about right

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Cornelius, still in the box and listening to Punz: I haven’t met Punz in person and I’m pretty sure he’s terrified of us but if anything happens to him I will kill everyone in the world and then myself

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*5 months before Dream’s uprising

Punz: You know, actually fuck the church. It’s shit in my opinion. I know that it’s supposed to be there and that it’s supposed to be a major part of this country but not everyone follows Church Prime! I mean I don’t! The Church shouldn’t be in such a high state of power when not everyone follows it! They’re soon going to use that power and just force everyone into their religion!

Eret, in a bad disguise and already been considering taking away the church’s power: True true. Now then, can you please tell me more about your views on the Church?

Punz: Oh you’re going to be in here for a while because I have so many opinions on this.

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*4 months and two weeks before Dream’s uprising

Ant: Hey Punz, congrats on talking to the King last week! Heard you talked about how the Church shouldn’t have power. Pretty bold if I say so myself!

Punz, who has been oblivious this whole time: I TALKED TO THE KING!????

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Quackity: God! Punz, they’re so handsome! Both of them are strong and handsome and I can’t compare to them! I just want to go and hold both of their hands and tell them that I love them but they probably don’t think the same way :(

Punz, who has listened to Karl and Sapnap rant about their love issues as well: Oh trust me...I’m pretty sure they do

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Wilbur: Okay we’re trapped by Eggpire and that’s fine. That’s fine. That’s absolutely fine. We just need a plan. We just need a- Wait PUNZ!?

Punz, in a bad disguise and planning on blowing up the Eggpire a little because they scaring the customers: No it’s...Spunz...

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Charlie Slimecicle: Punz, we are both definetely human beings with many bones. Look! I have a skull in my head just like you do!

Punz: A bit concerned where you actually got that skull but yeah. We are humans and have bones Charlie

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Punz: How the heck did my ancestor become the hero in the first place? Like I know maybe they were a different person from before but still, we have so much treasure and I’m pretty sure an actual hero would deny all of this or something.

Purpled: Well they’re dead so we’ll just never know.

Punz: Yeah…

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Punz’s ancestor: Foolish, Cornelius, I fucked up. I accidentally became the chosen one after I stole this sword from this asshole who owes me money. Now I have to defeat the weird Crimson monster that has been terrorizing the lands for a bit.

Cornelius and Foolish:

Foolish: Okay you know what? Let’s just. Have some tea first and then we can freak out okay?

Cornelius: How the fuck did you become the chosen one? You went and scammed several people last week and you did it with no remorse

Punz’s Ancestor: Hey I’m a good person!

Cornelius: Last week you met my child, Robin, said Ew, a child, and then went and told me you would drop-kick him without any hesitation.

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Dream: So you finally arrive- What the hell are you wearing

Punz, in all of his most overpowered equipment and looking like a fashion disaster: It’s my ass kicking outfit bitch!

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Wilbur: Hahahahaha. Hey Punz did you know that I fucked a mermaid? It was amazing and we actually fell in love with each other. We actually had this fox child named Fundy but she died before he could see her. Anyways he aged fast so he’s like about in his 20s now and he actually ran away a bit while back and I miss him greatly. Also he’s working in the rebellion and I really want to say that I’m proud of him but I don’t know how. Fun fact: did you know that technically he’s Antarctic Empire royalty because my ancestors were the first rulers of the Antarctic Empire? Crazy isn’t it? Anyways, give me all your TNT. I’m about to blow up the capital.

Punz:

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Karl: Hey! I just found out a honk ton of information about the Red Masquerade! Apparently someone named Billiam went and invited guests over and then lured them to a room where he went and-

Punz: Wrong building Karl.

Karl: Oh I know, I just want to talk to you!

Punz, internally crying tears of joy: O- Oh. That’s nice. So what about the Red Masquerade again?

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Punz, locking his doors as he sees the Eggpire surrounding his shop: You know maybe if I just go and ignore them then they’ll leave. It’s not my problem and it will never be-

Foolish: Uh...Punz! Get your weird sword and armor out or else the property value is going to go down!

Purpled: Give me back my sword you weird Void Demon!

Punz, getting all his overpowered equipment: You know what? I’m going out there

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Punz: I’m pretty sure the Church is just now plucking children from their homes. This can’t be legal. Child soldiers are illegal and I’m surprised no one pointed that out.

Wilbur: Oh it is. They just have too much power and Dream isn’t really doing anything so…

Punz: ...Hey want to go and blow up the main base of Church Prime?

[mairen-marionette]

Do you have any headcanons for cat corpse (still don't know his name) and robin (and maybe Cornelius if you like them as the family.)?

I do like them as a family, thank you! I don't really have much, but I do have a few things I can scrape up.

Catt has lived in the village his whole life, maybe travelling outside of it on occasion but still living there all the same. He's mostly blind, has been so for as long as he can remember, simple as that. He is simply a cat hybrid man living his best life honestly, good for him.

Catt met Robin first, took him in and essentially adopted him, took the kid under his wing. They consider themselves father and son, and that was that, even if Robin is still viewed as The Orphan by the rest of the townsfolk.

Catt met Cornelius when the man came into town one day, and then he just never left. Cornelius was an outsider, the mysterious traveler who came into their little village bearing nothing but dwindling supplies, the clothes on his back, and his own knowledge and wisdom. Catt offered his home to him for the time being, and things just went from there. They consider themselves married, simple as that.

Robin and Cornelius are Catt's family and he loves them very, very much. He found them and brought them all together, brought them into his home for a time and they ended up staying. They just- they're a family now, and that is that.

[neon-u-dumb-shxtty-child]

I've said if before, but Cornelius, Catt, and Robin deserved better, like actually.

Yes

They were family, Marien

[years-of-minecraft]

My favorite Cornelius headcannon is that Robin made the mask for his adopted dad and, despite it all, Dream was able to keep it throughout the years

Now go feel pain whenever you read about Dream's mask breaking

[void-echoing]

Robin is running, stumbling and tripping every five seconds. His dad is dead. No one had wanted to tell the scrawny child that his father’s dead, but Robin is smart. The village had been overrun by the vines, and the Infected were relentless. Robin’s dad is dead.

So he runs. Faster, and faster, and Robin doesn’t even know how long he’s been running, but everything is going dark, and his heart is racing, and at some point it had started raining, and what are those white spots-?

Robin doesn’t remember closing his eyes, but he opens them slowly, carefully adjusting to the light.

The last he could remember, Robin had been running through the woods at night, and the rain around him fell heavy.

Waking up, the birds trill softly in the early morning light. There’s a scent in the air; the smell of rain. The clearing he’s in has glass covering the top, and the buzzing of bees waking up is a soft sound that calms Robin’s mind.

Robin sits up fully. “Careful, child. You took a bad fall last night.” Robin scrubs at his eyes with cold hands, thankfully free of mud.

“Who are- Where am I?” Sitting across from Robin is a man in a green shirt and a strange mask over the top half of his face. A book is in his lap, a quill poised over the parchment.

“My name’s Cornelius, and this is my Sanctuary. I built this place for my partner, Catt.”

“Oh. Um, my name is Robin! This place is so peaceful.” Cornelius cracks a smile.

“Catt sometimes gets overwhelmed by the people in the village, so I take him here to relax.” Robin’s head tilted.

“Your partner is a man?” Cornelius bobs his head, closing his book and setting it aside.

“Our village doesn’t care much for that stuff. There’s only one woman, and she’s the mayor’s wife. The most hate either of us face is the people’s scepticism of Catt’s blindness.” Robin gasps slightly.

“Was he...?”

“Lost his eyesight in childhood, I believe. He’s rather open about it.” Cornelius stands up, the odd mask on his face reflecting the light of the rising sun. “Well, come along, then.”

“Huh?” Robin’s head tilts to the side again in confusion. “What?” Robin gets the impression that Cornelius is giving him a side-eyed look.

“Come back to the village with me, Robin. It isn’t exactly safe to be out here on your own.” Robin watches Cornelius hold a hand out to him and looks down at his lap. His fingers start twisting around each other in a comforting way.

“How do I know it’s safe to go with you?” Cornelius winces back and his mouth drops in shock.

“Hm. I... I don’t actually have an answer for that. I just know that you have a better chance in the village than out here. We have heat, beds, food, drinkable water, and company.”

“I quite like the quiet.”

“But you’re still young, and you’re alone. Do you know the legend of Technoblade?” Robin sighs and stops fidgeting with his fingers. Cornelius holds out his hand again, and this time, Robin takes it.

[notveryflamboyantofyou]

BEHOLD CORNELIUS 

@dreamsmp-au-ideas I heard you got attached so I decided to draw him from like the merchant au so here he is also I don’t normally draw guys so he might look like a girl but here he is Cloaked and Uncloaked 

[rainystressed247]

I fell asleep to the sound of your heartbeats.

...My insomnia has been getting worse lately.

[the-esempee-merchant]

Family Photo

-Shark

[knox-enden]

Knox, since Tales from the SMP is returning to us this very month, I politely and humbly ask you a single question: What are some of your headcanons for various or any Tales characters?

ITS RETURNING THIS MONTH WHAT?? thank you for this wonderful information Anon-

Cornelius is Dream from the past, I do not accept criticism. I will sometimes make Dream's actual name Cornelius in fics, just because like, I totally think they were one in the same. Cornelius made a deal with XD to get his family back, but didn't clarify what family he wanted, so XD made him live forever in order to gain a new family as the Dead cannot come back. So when he found George, Sapnap, Sam, Alyssa, Callahan, and all of them, that was his new family and he started to age again. And then, he lost the family again, and stopped aging.

Butler and Billiam actually have a good relationship. They have that 'butler does not get rights' bit as a way to camouflauge their relationship, of which they work together to murder for the Egg. It works very, very often.

Billiam and Sheriff Sherman are brothers. Both being raised in poverty, one commiting crimes to get out of it, and one going after his brother for justice. A fight between Billiam and Sherman is how Sherman lose sight in his eye. Billiam used to be called 'Billy' in the Town, but lost it after he became wealthy.

ROBIN, CATBOY CORPSE, AND CORNELIUS WAS A HAPPY FAMILY. PLEASE. THEY ARE HAPPY

[sing-me-under]

White

Hubert was also a butler in Billiam’s Mansion. If rumors were to be believed, he was actually the senior butler to Butler (unnamed). Hubert apparently ran away from the mansion right before the Masquerade began.

Karl found a small photo tucked away in a wardrobe of Butler and some white-haired teenager. That must be Hubert. This was the fourth dreamon hybrid Karl had ever met. Weren’t they supposed to be rarer than this?

[mairen-marionette]

It is, it really is honestly. 

It's been like, ages but Robin, Catt, and Cornelius were a family and deserved better.

Just a couple of guys adopting an orphan child,

I also to this day think it’s funny that cat never got a name so we just refer to him as catboy