#tfln-oc

[harveywritings92]

Hancock: Just saw a sign in the bar that says, ‘no more naked Fridays’.

Hancock: Where the fuck was I on these naked Fridays?

Dusty: With me, having our own.

[harveybwabbit92]

Fuma: I can fit twenty grapes in my mouth.

Taiga: I can fit fifty, fight me.

Fuma: You and me. Three o'clock. Bring your own grapes.

{Meanwhile Titas is calling Akari for help on how to do the Heimlich maneuver? He didn't have tell her why- She just knew.}

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Remus/Sirius Humor Masterlist | Works With Less Than 5k Words [2/2]

find the full masterlist directory here

last updated: 08/16/24 | links last checked: 08/16/24

Night: Shadows from Five Billion Trees by Amuly [E, 3k]

Every childhood is filled with magic – school of witchcraft and wizardry or no.

Not So Invisible by Marie_Thomas [T, 4k]

James Potter gets a lot more than he bargained for one Saturday afternoon in his seventh year at Hogwarts, when he decides to hide under his Invisibility Cloak in the Restricted Section of the library so that he can play a practical joke on Sirius…

Nothing On by LadyACDoyle [T, 1k]

The two-way mirrors didn't always unite James and Sirius. Before doubts and decisions came into play in the shadow of Peter's betrayal, Remus was the keeper of the other side. And maybe, the keeper of Sirius' heart.

*Of Motorbikes and McGonagall by sqvalors [G, 2k]

In which Remus does a lot of a eye-rolling, Sirius pushes his luck and Christmas turns McGonagall to their favour.

On Werewolves and Bisexuality by Knightfrog1248 [G, 1k]

In which the long-suffering Remus painstakingly explains to James what bisexuality is as they go down to the lake to tease the giant squid.

Once Upon A Time (A Wolfstar Fairy-tale) by WolfstarPups90 [G, 2k]

Sirius can't sleep. Remus tells him a story, and any characters, places and incidents portrayed are fictitious and any resemblance to persons dead or alive is purely by coincidence.

Padfoot’s Seven Step Plan to Ensnare Moony for Life by Remy_Writes5 [T, 3k]

Sirius realizes during his fourth year at Hogwarts that he's in love with Remus. He decides to formulate "A Plan."

peer pressure by xylodemon [T, 1k]

In which Remus is not interested, Peter didn't forget the monkshood, James would like everyone to hear him out, and Sirius thinks the plan needs a little more Furnunculus. (podfic available)

*quandary by miastree [T, 4k]

There's also the small.. big… problem that Remus has, other than the furry one and the grades one and the worrying-about-the-future one and the money one, and that's his Sirius Problem. He's come to the conclusion that the fluttery feeling in his chest will never really go away.

*Quiet by merlywhirls [Not Rated, 2k]

Remus and Sirius enjoy a rare moment of peace in their dorm on Christmas the day after a full moon.

Self-Insert by Wereflamingo [T, 1k]

Remus and Sirius both write self-insert fics in the same fandom. One day Sirius asks to borrow Remus's OC for his new fic. What could he possibly be planning, and what is the mystery pairing he promised to introduce?

Sirius Black and the Incident with the Babbling Bush by MonkeyZero [T, 2k]

While helping Remus with his chores, Sirius finds someone, or rather something to confide his feelings to. “But the point is, Remus is so gorgeous and sexy it drives me wild just being close to him. We’ll be doing something perfectly ordinary, like breaking into Filch’s office to embroider his awful overcoat with pink hearts, and I’ll just look over at Remus and think Oh Merlin I want to bang him.

Sirius Possibilities, aka The Logic of Sirius by Tpants [T, 3k]

Sirius buys a "cottage" for Remus and him. Obviously, there is a lot of work to do and Sirius has some high expectations.

Snogging Nog by Ineffabilitea [T, 2k]

In which Sirius pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus makes a list, James is over-dramatic, and Peter is concerned for Remus' health.

*Tartan Tribulations by sqvalors [T, 1k]

In which Remus' clothes mysteriously disappear, McGonagall is surprisingly collected and Sirius is, as usual, insufferable.

Texts From Last Night by christabellamotte [M, 1k]

(Sirius): I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude…. never let me have firewhisky again. (James): The nail polish was Lily’s. You insisted it brought out the sparkle in your eyes. (Remus): For the record: it did not. (Sirius): It does too! (Or, a texting fic from your favourite very small gang based around some of TFLN's best offerings.)

the charm of your arms 101 by driedupwishes [T, 3k]

“Should’ve known,” Sirius continued, “that boring old goodie-goodie Remus would rear his head eventually. He always does…” Remus went still, tension suddenly back in his shoulders. Sirius lifted his head to grin at him, broad and pleased and completely unapologetic, because there was nothing more Remus hated than being cast as the kiss ass and Sirius Black fucking knew it. Remus didn’t even pause. He threw himself across the couch, slung his arm around Sirius’ neck, and hauled him up in one gangly limb tangled stumble. Sirius squawked, fingers curling in Remus’ jumper as he floundered to his feet, and for one fucking brilliant moment they were nose to nose, breaths mingling, Sirius’ eyes going warm and soft in the dying light of the fire and Remus forgot what it was he was trying to do. “Is this part of the lesson, teach,” Sirius whispered, waggling his eyebrows like the annoying git he was. Remus loved him all the same.

*the doc was called Halloween babeyy by dduucckk [T, 1k]

a self indulgent halloween fic with pumpkin shenanigans, meet cutes, and texting. “They’re battle scars,” Remus repeated. “And you can’t call him just ‘pumpkin’ anymore, his official title is the PumpKing and he requires it to be used at all times.” Remus finished carving out the last scar, and picked up the sharpie to draw the outline of a crown near the top of the pumpkin. One he was satisfied, he picked up his knife and started cutting along the lines. “In that case,” James said, “Mine’s the PumPeasant and he looks like this because of a childhood disease.”

The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss [T, 3k]

Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear. (russian translation available) | (chinese translation available)

The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by sheafrotherdon [M, 3k]

A lovesick Sirius is a desperate thing, and Remus Lupin insists on being oblivious. (podfic available)

The Incident by lindsaylaurie [T, 2k]

Remus rejects Sirius’ advances because he’s afraid of things changing between them.

The Night Before by jlpierre [M, 3k]

Sirius Black has lost his wand, and using limited memories of the night before, he has to retrace it before Remus loses his cool.

*The One Where They Got Married by Sonamae [T, 2k]

Walkies, Tea Time, and Showers, Oh my.

The Talk by WolfstarPups90 [M, 1k, Harry/Draco]

Sirius and Remus think it's time they give Harry "The Talk" when they find he's been sneaking out at night to see someone special. (russian translation available)

The Wardrobe by KinugoshiDofu [M, 1k]

“I can’t believe that of all the places we could be hiding, we’re actually hiding in a closet,” Sirius huffed, “the irony.” Except Remus is pretty sure that it is not a closet, but in fact a wardrobe and there is nothing ironic about this situation - they will not be laughing joyfully about it later, later they will be dead.

We Live Here Now by NeonDomino [T, 3k]

Sirius and Remus turn up at Privet Drive and decide they live there now, much to the Dursley's distress. Whatever will the neighbours think!

Welcome to the Family by Jencala [M, 2k, Harry/Draco]

Remus turned to face his husband. “Your godson is engaged to a Malfoy. He’s used to the finer things in life and I, for one, would like to make sure this dinner is not only pleasant, but that he knows we are not peasants.” Sirius barked a laugh. “So the truth is, you want to show off for the little bugger!”

*denotes personal favorite

[itslmdee]

Texts From Last Night (TFLN) OCs

You've probably seen TextsFromLastNight edits, eg textsfromthe-avengers. I decided to make some but for my WiPs. In this case, WiP: WRE, the modern day supernatural drama with shapeshifters.

EL (female, Cat Shapeshifter)

ROMAINE (Male, Wolf Shapeshifter)

KIT (Male, Cat Shapeshifter)

There'll be more to come! (Probably for my other main WiP, Sorceress Apprentice next)

I've seen plenty of tfln for various fandoms but not for OCs yet and I'd love to see this take off so I'm tagging some of my followers and some people from the writer peeps spreadsheet (under the cut) but please anyone who sees this, make the things! 

Visit textsfromlastnight, plug in some keywords for things that relate to your characters and post, graphics optional!  I’ll suggest tfln-oc as a tag but you know, Tumblr & tags...

@adorhauer @agateskittles @all-my-novels @calicowrites @cirianne @converginglives @dreamwishing @endless-minds @esoteric-eclectic-eccentric @falling--in--place @gg-writes @gettingitwrite @hannahs-creations @jess---writes @keepcalmandwritefiction @knight-clover @leopardsnake-stories @lottieisdefinitelynotwriting @lynnafred @mybookisbad @quirkylittleworlds @raevenlywrites @reeseweston @storiesforthesoul01 @thel3tterm @theapprenticewordsmith @whollyart @writer-jessicac

[fuckinglingling]

Stop being horny :(

[blue-rose-soul]

How I imagine Rai joining the Xiaolin temple went:

Older bro: How’d it go?

Raimundo: I accidentally joined a cult.

Older bro: So not great?

[dragonsbaynexplained]

I should make more of these. I always forget that TFLN or Tumblr quote posts are a thing and I'm sure we can make them work with just about anything we find here.

[astravires]

it was such an intense fight, you guys.  i was worried for emery

[incorrectheavenlykings]

Zacharias: i made that whipped coffee shite today. took six pouches of instant espresso.

Junseo: please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso ...

Zacharias: i can feel colors.

[sternbagel]

[harveybwabbit92]

Fuma, acting dopey: *sigh* I'm in love! Her name is Akari, she's beautiful...

Titas: that's great Fuma!

Fuma, still dopey: Yeah... She punched me in the face!~

Titas:

Girgio, with stars in her eyes: Aw... That's so sweet!

{The next day Fuma's soul nearly left his body as Taiga excitedly introduced his friends to his cousin Akari.]

[hp-fanfic-archive]

Remus/Sirius Fluff Masterlist | Works With Less Than 5k Words [3/3]

find the masterlist directory here

last updated: 07/31/24 | links last checked: 07/31/24

*quandary by miastree [T, 4k]

There's also the small.. big… problem that Remus has, other than the furry one and the grades one and the worrying-about-the-future one and the money one, and that's his Sirius Problem. He's come to the conclusion that the fluttery feeling in his chest will never really go away.

*Quiet by merlywhirls [Not Rated, 2k]

Remus and Sirius enjoy a rare moment of peace in their dorm on Christmas the day after a full moon.

Self-Insert by Wereflamingo [T, 1k]

Remus and Sirius both write self-insert fics in the same fandom. One day Sirius asks to borrow Remus's OC for his new fic. What could he possibly be planning, and what is the mystery pairing he promised to introduce?

Shelter by ygrainette [M,3k]

The storm-clouds of the First War are gathering, and Sirius and Remus shelter each other.

Sirius Black and the Incident with the Babbling Bush by MonkeyZero [T, 2k]

While helping Remus with his chores, Sirius finds someone, or rather something to confide his feelings to. “But the point is, Remus is so gorgeous and sexy it drives me wild just being close to him. We’ll be doing something perfectly ordinary, like breaking into Filch’s office to embroider his awful overcoat with pink hearts, and I’ll just look over at Remus and think Oh Merlin I want to bang him.

Sirius Possibilities, aka The Logic of Sirius by Tpants [T, 3k]

Sirius buys a "cottage" for Remus and him. Obviously, there is a lot of work to do and Sirius has some high expectations.

Some New Memories by LadyAmina [M, 4k]

While Christmas shopping one Hogsmeade visit, Sirius decides that Remus needs to make some really good memories to balance out the bad ones.

Someone To Love by lumosinlove [T, 1k]

Sirius trips, Remus catches him, and maybe they won't have to spend Christmas alone this year.

*Sparks by ssstrychnine [T, 3k]

Remus is a librarian at a university library and Sirius is a student with a lot of fines.

*Stripping Solution by Ineffabilitea [E, 4k]

In which James pulls off a Christmas prank, Remus writes a note, Sirius reads it, and Peter indulges in schadenfreude. (Follows Snogging Nog)

Summer Skin by escribo [G, 1k]

First bike, first kiss, first making up.

*Tartan Tribulations by sqvalors [T, 1k]

In which Remus' clothes mysteriously disappear, McGonagall is surprisingly collected and Sirius is, as usual, insufferable.

Texts From Last Night by christabellamotte [M, 1k]

(Sirius): I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude…. never let me have firewhisky again. (James): The nail polish was Lily’s. You insisted it brought out the sparkle in your eyes. (Remus): For the record: it did not. (Sirius): It does too! (Or, a texting fic from your favourite very small gang based around some of TFLN's best offerings.)

the charm of your arms 101 by driedupwishes [T, 3k]

“Should’ve known,” Sirius continued, “that boring old goodie-goodie Remus would rear his head eventually. He always does…” Remus went still, tension suddenly back in his shoulders. Sirius lifted his head to grin at him, broad and pleased and completely unapologetic, because there was nothing more Remus hated than being cast as the kiss ass and Sirius Black fucking knew it. Remus didn’t even pause. He threw himself across the couch, slung his arm around Sirius’ neck, and hauled him up in one gangly limb tangled stumble. Sirius squawked, fingers curling in Remus’ jumper as he floundered to his feet, and for one fucking brilliant moment they were nose to nose, breaths mingling, Sirius’ eyes going warm and soft in the dying light of the fire and Remus forgot what it was he was trying to do. “Is this part of the lesson, teach,” Sirius whispered, waggling his eyebrows like the annoying git he was. Remus loved him all the same.

*The Day by DevBasaa [T, 2k]

Sometimes the worst day can turn out perfect in the end. Written for a "Promise Ring" challenge, set Marauders' Era, summer before 7th year.

*the doc was called Halloween babeyy by dduucckk [T, 1k]

a self indulgent halloween fic with pumpkin shenanigans, meet cutes, and texting. “They’re battle scars,” Remus repeated. “And you can’t call him just ‘pumpkin’ anymore, his official title is the PumpKing and he requires it to be used at all times.” Remus finished carving out the last scar, and picked up the sharpie to draw the outline of a crown near the top of the pumpkin. One he was satisfied, he picked up his knife and started cutting along the lines. “In that case,” James said, “Mine’s the PumPeasant and he looks like this because of a childhood disease.”

The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by whitmans_kiss [T, 3k]

Everyone is born with Words on their arm that connect them to their Soulmate. James finds his, Sirius had everything figured out back in First Year, Peter doesn’t talk to girls anyway, and Remus thinks he’d very much just like to put his earmuffs back on and disappear.

The Firewhiskey Interrogation by TheLonelyPoet [Not Rated, 3k]

It's James' birthday so his friends plan a night full of drinking and laughter in the Shrieking Shack as a present. But under the influence of firewhiskey some quite unexpected things happen…

The Game of Gay Canines by orphan_account [T, 1k]

Remus snaps and insists that he is not "boring" or a "chicken", thank you very much. Sirius dares him to a game of gay chicken to prove it.

The Great Golden Gormless Worm of Flobber by sheafrotherdon [M, 3k]

A lovesick Sirius is a desperate thing, and Remus Lupin insists on being oblivious.

The Incident by lindsaylaurie [T, 2k]

Remus rejects Sirius’ advances because he’s afraid of things changing between them.

The Night Before by jlpierre [M, 3k]

Sirius Black has lost his wand, and using limited memories of the night before, he has to retrace it before Remus loses his cool.

*The One Where They Got Married by Sonamae [T, 2k]

Walkies, Tea Time, and Showers, Oh my.

The Pitch by KinugoshiDofu [T, 1k]

Remus is not into Quidditch at all, but when you have a secret boyfriend that plays, there’s not much to do but watch and pray to Merlin you won’t have to see him crash. And when he does, there’s nothing left to do but kiss the booboos.

The Talk by WolfstarPups90 [M, 1k, Harry/Draco]

Sirius and Remus think it's time they give Harry "The Talk" when they find he's been sneaking out at night to see someone special.

The Wardrobe by KinugoshiDofu [M, 1k]

“I can’t believe that of all the places we could be hiding, we’re actually hiding in a closet,” Sirius huffed, “the irony.” Except Remus is pretty sure that it is not a closet, but in fact a wardrobe and there is nothing ironic about this situation - they will not be laughing joyfully about it later, later they will be dead.

The Witching Hour by muse_in_absentia [T, 3k]

Sometimes birthday wishes can come true.

things that should be unappealing by nightswatch [T, 3k]

In which kisses are shared even though Hogwarts is plagued by the yearly flu epidemic.

Thunder by showmeyourtardis [T, 1k]

Sleeping in Gryffindor Tower is not always easy. Especially when the sky insists on having a war with itself, and the heating charms are refusing to work. It's hard to sleep alone.

*Unified Theory by montparnasse [G, 3k]

New Year's, 1982. A house, a bed, a room at the top of the stairs. A lever, and a place to stand. (podfic available)

We Were by Charlie9646 [G, 1k]

Remus imagined tons of directions that his life might have gone in, but being a parent wasn’t one of them. But, with the Potters gone him and Sirius have to do just that. The life Harry should have had.

Welcome to the Family by Jencala [M, 2k, Harry/Draco]

Remus turned to face his husband. “Your godson is engaged to a Malfoy. He’s used to the finer things in life and I, for one, would like to make sure this dinner is not only pleasant, but that he knows we are not peasants.” Sirius barked a laugh. “So the truth is, you want to show off for the little bugger!”

Winter and Happier by orphan_account [T, 2k]

Spending a weekend house-sitting for James' parents, the two couples have some plans. But when Remus is given a slight set-back, Sirius is determined to make his boyfriend feel valid, and very loved.

*Worth the Itch by NachoDiablo [T, 2k]

Sirius is smitten with the adorable curly-haired boy who stops by their booth at the farmer's market every week.

*denotes personal favorites

[eldritchbooky]

simmer down boys

[itslmdee]

Texts From Last Night OCs - SA edition

More TFLN edits, this time for Sorceress Apprentice! BRYONY

EMERI

THE SHIP

Please go to textsfromlastnight and make tfln for your OCs, images optional! #tflnoc is the suggested tag. Check out my previous ones for wip:wre at the tag.

[spookbot]

good evening i was going to make a nice zine of stupid tflns i wrote for my ocs but instead i’m drinking and making a shitty tiny zine of stupid tflns i wrote for my ocs with no sketches, just pen and fate. no rules just right

[converginglives]

Texts From Last Night (TFLN) OCs

Thanks for tagging me @itslmdee​! This was an interesting one to do.

Instructions: Go to  Texts From Last Night, search for a few terms related to your WIP until you find a few that match, images are optional. 

Sparks to Aither

205: Why are my keys in the refrigerator?

1-205: You said “This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow.” Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.

205: This explains so much.

Quin

(845): i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore

Kerry

(443): If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think

Some  writer peeps if you’d like to do this: @lady-redshield-writes @raevenlywrites @ratracechronicler @all-my-novels @authorisada @authordai