#fallout incorrect quotes

[deacons-bestie]

😂😂😂 I can see this actually happening.

May I offer:

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: *accidentally kills someone* Oh geez.

Lucy: *Kills a cockroach* Holy moly!

Lucy: *escapes a near death experience* Okie Dokie that was intense.

The Ghoul: Just say “fuck” for the love of god.

Lucy:

Lucy: Fudge.

[harveywritings92]

Deacon: Hancock's been acting really strange with Sole. He seems... kinda into them.

Curie: What do you mean, "into them?"

Deacon: I mean into them.

Curie: Your statement is confusing. Has Hancock entered Sole in some fashion?

Deacon: Not yet.

[fallout-through-the-crawlout]

Curie: We have no idea how many stars there are!

Deacon: I think there are 7.

Piper: There are more than 7.

Deacon: Curie just said we have no idea how many stars there are.

Curie: Well… I…

Piper: We know there are more than 7.

Deacon: Are you calling Curie a liar? Because now I’m even more convinced it’s 7.

[canelaslow]

lucy: you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

the ghoul: bitch what are you talking about?

[vaulthistorian]

Joshua: You know what? I like you. I like the whole "you do your thing and I do mine" kinda relationship we have.

Six: I can tell you with 99% certainty that no one else on the planet earth feels that way.

Daniel: I could be that 1%.

Graham: Do not give me hope.

[mearchy]

Ghoul: Peace, health, wealth - those are all extinct ideas.

Maximus: So’s Lunchables. Tragedy.

Ghoul: You’ve never eaten Lunchables.

Maximus: Neatly partitioned meats and cheeses appeal to me on an aesthetic level okay motherfucker.

Lucy: How long has it been like this? 

Ghoul: In 2077 people started dropping bombs. Most of the world outside the vaults died in less than a day, but not all of it.

Maximus: Ham cheese. Ham cracker. Cheese cracker. Ham and cheese cracker. Ham and cheese.

Lucy: Why?

Ghoul: … we don’t know. Nobody knows.

Lucy: How can you not know that? I don’t understand. How do-

Maximus: Could even do it like a little cheeseburger so it’s like cracker ham cheese cracker ham cheese cracker.

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incorrect dialogue stolen and modified from that one 17776 chapter

[radiated-mushroom]

FNV incorrect quotes

(Boone): “How’s your hangover? I’m dying.” 

(Cass): “Amateur. I’ve already started drinking again.”

(Boone): “It’s 11am.”

(Cass): “I fear nothing.”

(Veronica): Ow I bit my lip! [YN]: Want me to kiss it to make it feel better? (Veronica): ...yes

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(Raul): “If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited.” 

[YN]: “If?” 

(Arcade): “Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.”

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(Veronica): “Puffer fish are…kinda hot.” 

(Boone): “Sometimes being your friend is…difficult.”

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(Cass): “Shut up.” 

(Arcade): “I didn’t say anything.” 

(Cass): “Don’t care. Shut up.”

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Veronica: Okay, two person huddle. Cassidy (Cass): You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

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Lily : That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. boone: That’s a snake.

------------------------------------------------------------------------Rex: Growls at a tumbleweed

 YN: “He’s got the right idea. Those tumbleweeds are up to something.” 

Rex: Barks in agreement

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YN: “I’m not saying we should start a revolution, but if we happen to accidentally overthrow the current power structure while we’re here…”

Arcade: “I’ll make the flags. Any color preferences?”

Veronica: “As long as it’s not the color of the dress the Brotherhood made me wear once, I’m good.”

Boone: “I don’t care about the color. Just make sure it’s something that doesn’t stand out in the desert.”

Raul : “And here I was, thinking we could use a little more style in our rebellion.”

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Yes Man: “Hello! I’ve been reviewing our chances for a successful democracy post-revolution, and they’re looking up!”

 YN: “That’s great, Yes Man. But what about our chances of surviving until then?” 

Yes Man: “Oh, right. Surviving. I’ll have to get back to you on that!”

[gigifluidcat]

Nate: Shut up.

Courier: YOU shut up.

Nate: That's why your shoes are raggedy.

Courier: That's why your wife is dead.

(NATE GASPS DRAMATICALLY)

Courier: Dead as hell.

What shoes she got on?

What shoes she had on in her casket?

Nate: (PREPARES FATMAN)

[mire-lurking]

Sole: Hey, Preston, can you promise me something?

Preston: Of course

Sole: If I happen to die in a really lame way... lie about it

Preston: ...What?

Sole: If I get killed by a molerat or something, just promise me you'll lie about it. Tell them I got mauled by a Deathclaw or something. I can't be the one General that died because of a fucking molerat. Preston I need you to promise me.

Preston: Alright alright okay, but for the record, I'm not letting any molerat kill you... or... anything else for that matter

Sole: Good, good, thank you Preston

Preston: ...

Preston: Hey General, can you promise me something?

Sole: Sure thing

Preston: If I die in a lame way... lie about it

Sole: 'course, lieutenant

[twinkliker3000]

fo4 characters as buzzfeed unsolved quotes (part 2)

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X6-88, after having to spend more than 5 minutes with Deacon: I'm going to make a little Deacon doll, and then throw it into the ocean and watch it drown. Deacon: Wait, what? Hang on wh- X6-88: -And then I'm going to smile as it's sinking.

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Nick, being interviewed about being the commonwealth's only detective: Stop it! Piper, writing it down: You're really hitting at their heart right now. Nick: Stop it.. Piper: Keep going, keep going, maybe you'll make a difference. Nick: Stop... Serial killing.

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Shaun, doing the floss: Danse, serious, watching with genuine intrigue: Can you slow it down? I don't know what you're doing. Shaun: [Demonstrating] A little over here. Back. In. Danse, copying him with a fully straight face: Wait, what did you do with your- Shaun: They're back over here. Shaun, seeing Danse still somehow doing it wrong: Yeah :).

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Sole, walking through a scary ass place: When you see these places you think, 'oh, so this is where I'm gonna lose it' Hancock, high out of his mind, confused: ...Your virginity? Sole: Sole: Sure... My virginity.

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Deacon: [beatboxing] Tinker Tom: My name is Tinker Tom and I'm here to say we're the baddest ghost hunters in the USA, hunting Demons and- [Random noise] Tinker Tom: What?! Deacon: [still beatboxing] Tinker Tom: Wait hold on, we- Deacon: [still beatboxing] Tinker Tom: We actually got a response- Deacon: [still beatboxing] Tinker Tom: Deacon: [still beatboxing] Tinker Tom: Tinker Tom: STOP BEATBOXING! Deacon: What? Oh, sorry.

[fink0680]

Fallout:

*starts to become winter time*

Ghoulified Mariah Carey:

*emerges from the shadows*

Humans & every post war character:

Oh nice some Christmas music!

Every single pre war ghoul:

OH FCK IT’S HER

[caitlynskitten]

Lucy: *out of breath*

The Ghoul: Where the hell were you?

Lucy: I just met some people. And….

The Ghoul: Don’t you dare say it.

Lucy:

Lucy: Another settlement needs our help-

The Ghoul: NO THEY DON’T! STOP TALKING TO PEOPLE, GODDAMN IT!

[harveywritings92]

[Hancock is annoyed that Sole's been spending too time with Nick.]

Piper: Hancock, you shouldn't be jealous of Nick. Remember, it's all about helping Blue.

Hancock: I'm not jealous! I'm envious! Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.

Piper & Maccready:...

[They check a dictionary Hancock uses to level his desk legs.]

Maccready: Wow, he's right.

[comradeacerbus]

Friendly reminder I headcanon charon to be a pre war ghoulie. Man’s has seen some things

[canelaslow]

the ghoul: i like drink milk straight from the container

lucy: god no, drink from the milk carton is disgusting and unhygienic

the ghoul: milk carton? i mean the cow