#tfa fanzone

[transingthoseformers]

Poor Captain Fanzone walking in on Blitznut in a warehouse and gets an eyefull of valve plug. Random sees him and protests "But officer! Ve aren't doing the public naughties! Ve got a room!" Man just turns around and walks out. He is not paid enough for this.

Poor Optimus answing that call.

I mean

Blitzwing is right

They did get a room :3

Yeahhhhh sorry Captain, Optimus isn't exactly qualified to deal with this either (and yet he's here)

[fishleeks]

[theangrycomet-art]

I can't believe I never posted this- this was for the Ben 10k/TFA crossover I was playing with

COMMISSIONS OPEN

[thenamesblurrito]

so everyone loves this last dunce squad post apparently

i saw some tags on it today that made me boot up my old computer to draw this because i think it's VITAL that you understand that Dave WILL win in a fight. this is a group that operates on Murphy's Law to function and Dave is the most Murphy of them all. i don't know what enemy they had to face down, idk Terrorcons or something? scraplets? Megatron himself? it doesn't matter, because none of the three government agents nor the police captain who canonically carries a bazooka were the ones to claim victory in this fight

it was the wet sock of a mall cop

thank you for listening to my TEDtalk i will continue going insane over them

[senia-g-blog]

Ok TFA fandom, I heard you

God, she so small (part 2)

+ bonus

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TFA Carmine Fanzone

[glacias-transformers-blog]

Another silly! sdfgfd XD

[zyanova]

He's such an icon.

[transingthoseformers]

Blitzbee thought: So tfa bumblebee's alt mode was taken from officer fanzones car, right? Imagine blitzwing awkwardly humping it while imagining its Bumblebee. Fanzone wakes up to his car half-crushed and covered in weird pink slime.

Nooooo ohhh fanzone

The autobots have opinions on this too

They'll find a way to repay him

[sweetpeaches666]

I think the reason why social services weren't involved in season 2 of TFA is because of Captain Fanzone. I wouldn't be surprised if Fanzone did everything in his power to keep social services from placing Sari in a home.

Considering he is the chief of police, Fanzone is aware that some kids in the foster system don't have it easy and many of them end up doing some crimes. Plus, Fanzone knew Sumdac prior to the Autobots waking up from stasis, so he probably didn't want Sumdac's daughter to be toss from home to home.

Even though the Autobots taking care of a little girl is questionable to some, Fanzone trust them enough to look after Sari until her father comes back since the the stress of being in a foster home would be too much for her emotional state.

[tf-animated-out-of-context]

[sonicasura]

In the TFA X Poppy Playtime Crossover, maybe what made this even more tragic is that at obe point a young newly married Fanzone and his wife wanted to adopt. The company offered great benefits to employees who afipted from their personal orphanage, and Fanzone thought it would be a great thing. He was trying to support himself and his new wife, enter the police academy, so those benefits would have helped. Not to meantion he didn't mind giving a child a new home. He and his wife applied and even met a few of the children in Playcare before deciding, only for the "Hour of Joy" to happen dashing those dreams forever.

That is not only tragically sad but really paints Fanzone in another life to everyone else. Similar to Ratchet, tragedy can break a person especially if the victims was someone very close to them. This also makes the Hour of Joy video hurt even more as tears open that very old wound.

No one says a word when the captain begins to cry upon seeing the footage. They leave him be so he can release those bottled up emotions. Who knows when the team will even get another break once they continue their descent.

[thenamesblurrito]

i know there’s a lot of talk about mandroid/silas but please consider this law enforcement club/polycule

ultimately if it came down to it, Dave BotBots would win in a fight by sheer Rube Goldberg improbable bad luck looney toons shenanigans. Simmons would be fully capable of murdering TFP Megatron with his bare hands. Schloder would get along famously with Sumdac in oblivious solidarity. Fowler would have the BotBots mall packed up and moved to a secure location within like two hours. Fanzone would be the one stuck watching the collective of children and be miserable about it but he’s also the only one who would be even capable of babysitting the lot of them so he’s the best choice.

[dizzying-faust]

Hot take, but am I the only one who doesn't hate the human villains in tfa?

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

Oooh your Sari post makes sense! I had headcanoned that she has an open circulatory system since she is so small compared to an average Cybertronian and the metal we see when her arm gets clipped and its revealed shes technorganic doesnt have any blood in it so its like blood to metal to skin

Ooh interesting! That makes sense given the injury shown and we can assume she's never had any major medical emergency that would warrant a nurse trying to place an IV.

I would also propose that while her organs are more techno than organic, they've been modified such that she can convert organic matter in energy in the same way Cybertronians convert energon into energy. Which is why she needs to still eat food, but maybe in a much lower quantity than most humans. After all, she lived with Team Prime for most of season two, and they couldn't exactly go grocery shopping. She may have been taking in less food and just not noticed since her body has adapted to be really good at pulling every last calorie and nutrient from food.