#tf2occontest

[catboy-medic-tf2]

TFTOBER DAY 28- CUSTOM CLASS

MEET THE BLACKSMITH

Chill guy, mid-30s, from spain

[friendlyengie]

marcel, what's your favorite trick/bit to perform?

Marcel and his nefarious mime trick. (Box that isn’t real unless it’s funny)

[meet-the-courier]

Have you ever wanted the chance to draw ur oc pulling a gun on Brodie while giving Brady a kiss on the cheek? Or ur sona giving them both a pat on the head? Or maybe you'd wanna draw a random clown hitting them in the face with a pie? No? Well too bad! Now's your chance anyways! Feel free to draw whatever you'd like fitting between here. They're being paid to stand there so make em work for it!

Merry Smissmass! And don't forget- give em a vote in the @tf2occontest on Dec 29th! Single versions under the cut!

[hazardtoons]

A dramatic reenactment of a typical day at work for Therapist (via the HELP ME ERIINNNN meme :3). Now you see how much she goes through on the daily, won't you toss her a vote?

i know video posts dont typically do great on tumblr but i hope this reaches the audience who needs to see as it did take a bloody good long time hehe

[ruthytwoshakes]

Haha! Well aren’t you the surprise Mr. Glider! Maybe you can tell us if you like hand wrestling? If yes with who from 9 mercs would you win?

“Ah now there’s a question I can answer! I was pretty good at armwrestling in my prime, just ask my brother! ..Eheh, maybe not. Tende a essere irritabile about these things.. an easily bruised pride, but don’t tell him I said that. Eh, it’s not the worst. We all have our flaws! In fact just yesterday I was-“

“Glider. Stay on track. The question?”

“Che? Ah sì yes! Well winning is no easy feat, these are strong men! Very admirable. Of course I always come out on top, most of the time yes. Here, I will bring out a chart for you.”

“Let’s see, where to start… ah the runner! Scout is a sore loser, the Spy even more so. The Big Man is, a bit too big, and the American doesn’t quite understand the rules. Guai a te! Don’t even try with the doctor.. the other hard-hat is eh, not my biggest fan. The grey little monster I don’t dare to approach, Tu sei fuori if you think I would. But I did for you! Tried to squeeze me to death, like a snake! Figuriamoci. And finally Furbacchione, gets me to bet and then gets me to lose! Lucky that he’s so charming.. eh.”

“I believe that leaves the Hunter! Easy to eh, ‘egg on,’ still don’t get that.. and easy to beat! Hah! I have no idea why he still tries but it is very fun for me! A very expressive man eheh, a lot like my brother. Especially with how much he loses!”

“You know what, -Hey Sniper! You looking for another round?”

“AAAAHIA!”

Another question answered by the internet’s favorite mercenary! What can’t he do? Send your most burning questions straight to our inbox, and he’ll answer! He might not enjoy it but by god will he answer! Vote Glider in the @tf2occontest , a vote for Glider is a vote for TeamFortress: Special Forces, and a vote for neurotic Italian men everywhere! -M

[haveag00dday]

!WARNING!

!!PLS DO NOT DRAW ANYTHING BACK! NO FANARTS NO NO NO! PLS FOR ME DONT DO ART ART ART BACK !!

Anyways here are fanarts for these TF2 artists!!!

@fusemelt - tradesman,

@tacoshellc5458 - fish man fish fish,

@sad-boy3 - junitor (holy god i thought i lost ya forever! Btw sorry for naming ya wrong on this paper!)

@magpye-xio - amsel ludwig,

@ruthytwoshakes - glider,

@shyartistscorner - showman,

@the-treefort-au - woe (is this correct?),

@ranger-la-criatura - ranger,

@bucketofjaybirds-bucket-emporium - chemist,

@dumbhomestump - trower,

@thestrangelyalwaysconfused - priest/exorsist,

@insanityloss - nurses,

@tf2occontest lol just miss P. ,

@hachixb - Trickster,

@asleepingsunflower - beawler,

@officiallygrapesoda - broker

Love yaaa!!

Hey there good looking person. Are we having a great day? Bc if not i god i hope your day gets better bc you DESERVE IT!! MVA here is kiss and now go and have fun!!

[reptil-enjoyer]

Nothin' much ever happens at their lives, except when- wait hold on

Long time no see HA, Man! I know, i know, i havent been keeping up with videos, BUT, i swear somethin' big will come from next one! Just- JUST LOOK AT ALL THE OTHER GUYS IN HERE!

Cherry's FINALLY here, and im frickin awful at explaining him but! He's a freak, he keeps dying and respawning, he should be a scout but got fired the moment he showed up in respawn looking like that, he lives around making videos about his daily life and meeting other freaks, gordon freeman personally hates him for ruining his life, Hes the captain? Leader? Of a team of freak somehow! happens when youre annoying but promise them a house

Keep an eye out at @/tf2occontest !!

Argentine soldier, the one who enrolls Cherry in the tournament belongs to my friend @monopururu

[duskgryphon-png]

all my stuff from the @tf2occontest magma board :] vvv characters below cut

@friendlyengie's Marcel & Armani @drdiah's Therapist @meet-the-courier's Brady @ruthytwoshakes' Glider @clovert3a's Mecha @conductor-on-grn's Ray @reptil-enjoyer's Cherry @hawki-doodles' Detective Spy @vixendoesstuffz Conrad @sharkk-fin's Supplier @the-trapper-talks' Trapper and my Qamar, Tāne, Ngaio & Sailor. they can be found here -> @askdusktf2

wow that's a lot of tags...

[stxrscreamm]

$50 commission from @sicc-nasti !!! EEK it came out so perfectly, Mara looks fantastic and Spy looks soooooo goofy. Thank you so much for this commission, I'm so excited to see the next part. My favorite comm ever...

(PSSSST: IF YOURE SEEING THIS, YOU SHOULD VOTE FOR COURIER IN THE TF2 OC CONTEST!! )

[mickmundane]

Do the Damn Dishes

Inspired by this. masterpiece

Comic featuring my Jack of All Trades, Wolfie

@gordonfreemanreal's Charger, Alwyne

and @queensqueercourt's Intern, Simcha

having a friendly exchange about getting the dishes done on time when it's their turn :)

The Intern and the Jack of All Trades are both in the #TF2OCContest by the way!! Make sure you vote for them when round 3 rolls in >:]

Transcript under the cut:

Panel 1:

Alwyne sits at a piano, playing and singing along with Simcha, who stands beside it. The song is about doing the dishes.

"Yo my name is rad

Dishes stinky bad (Disgusting)

Blue soap, dawn, save the duck

Hands cracked (Cracked)

Your roomie wack (Gottem)

Hungry? Get a snack

You're just mad

Cause you're bad

Nicky, ricky, dicky, dad"

Panel 2:

Wolfie stands with his arms crossed, somewhat annoyed but fighting back a smirk.

"Right.

While this is a great show of teamwork, I think your energy would be better spent simply gettin' the damn dishes done.

It's been a week.

Just do it."

Panel 3:

Alwyne returns a shit-eating grin to Wolfie.

"C'mon! Look at it this way - we're on strike. You wouldn't wanna be a scab, would ya, Cap?"

Panel 4:

Wolfie's face locks into a firm frown, then he leans forward, face contorting into a chimplike expression with his eyes wide and teeth bare in a grin. He's on his last nerve and will not play the labor rights game (because he will win).

"Get it done."

Panel 5:

Alwyne raises his hands up defensively, eyes big and wet in fear and sadness. Like a weird lost dog. Simcha grips his shoulders, whispering frantically to him:

"Alwyne we need to go"

[the-jack-class]

It’s THE GLIDER VS THE JACKS!! That is- when they actually start the fight..?

GO CAST YOUR VOTES AT THE @tf2occontest !!!

Glider belongs to @ruthytwoshakes !

[conductor-on-grn]

y'know, if you think about it, we could've been neighbours! small world, huh? (i know London's a fairly big city as is but the sentiment is there.)

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go vote in the hunter v. conductor poll at @tf2occontest !!!

Hunter @thebubblybutcher belongs to @/scozthewoz

and Conductor belongs to yours truly :]

[friendlyengie]

ITS ALMOST TIME. FOR THE CONTEST. EVERYONE BE AFRAID. AND ALSO VOTE FOR THE DECOY CLASS IN THE UPCOMING @tf2occontest !!!!!

don’t they seem fun. I’d let them win. Personally.

[meet-the-courier]

THE COURIERS COME SWINGING IN WITH SWIFT DELIVERY

@tf2occontest is upon us!!! Get ready to cast your ballot! Just go ahead and hand it over to the couriers. They promise to deliver it soooo nicies and untouched. You can trust the mailmen. Look how trusting they are. I’d trust them with my life!

While you’re at it- why not give your favorite doofy delivery doppelgängers a vote anyways?

A VOTE FOR COURIER IS…A VOTE FOR COURIER.

That’s . That’s the tag line Brodie and Brady agreed on. Static is under cut

[hazardtoons]

The @tf2occontest has begun, and we're all hungry to know who will take home the crown (the job application) -- SO, why not check out what's on our star menu? A collection of the very best OCs you'll find in the TF2 community! Tasty, right? So, what are you waiting for? Vote with your wallet, as they say!

Passionfruit - Ágatha by chef @arts-of-gjb : A nostalgic holiday flavour that will bring back memories of dissecting human hearts with your beloved uncle.

Rocky Road - Butcher by chef @junkbrainz : Rocky road is a classic, tasty... Wait, er, is that pork? I sure hope that's pork.

Butter Pecan - Jack of All Trades by chef @mickmundane : A reliable flavour that will ironically make you feel warm inside. Although, too much will make you sick. Perhaps the combo deal was a typo?

Chocoberry Party Time - Assistants by chef @gordonfreemanreal : The cool, smooth blueberry and vanilla is a perfect finish to the flavourful, ultra sweet taste of the choc strawberry. A masterful combination that works perfectly. I bet the chef is super handsome too.

Neapolitan Surprise - Interns by chef @queensqueercourt : A perfect after-school snack for overworked and underappreciated teenagers.

Sherb-Tachio - Couriers by chef @sicc-nasti : This combination just downright doesn't mesh well at all. Or maybe it's just an acquired taste? Regardless, it's a tasty treat, but you may get more than you bargained for.

Clown Cones - Decoys by chef @friendlyengie : This recipe has been reworked many times over the years, but now, it's here to fulfil its purpose and make you, the customer's favourite, smile!

Therapist's Puppy Parfait : This dessert is perfect for any emotional situation. Crying over a breakup, screaming into the empty glass, enthusing about how much you love your job... any scenario.

all silliness aside, the people who i linked, their ocs are worth your vote in the tourney. and you should also give them a follow. their ocs are dynamic, intricate and wonderful.

[ruthytwoshakes]

this is it ladies and idiots. ROUND FOURRRRRRRRRRRR. vote glideer hehe. Also say hi to @officiallygrapesoda