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Genuinely thought I was over this meme...

and yet...

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This was all I could think of when I saw this post.

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the ring bearer

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One year ago today I posted this miniature Minas Tirith photo I created using real lighting, miniature sets, a rock I painted from the garden, some foil for water and various other bits.

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get 'em gimli

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Peaceful Poro life with my two favs <3

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Sean Astin adorably plays with the new Lego Shire set available this week!

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Young Jinx, interrupting important meeting with paper in hand: Hey, do you like my drawing?

Crime Boss: Uhh...

Silco (mouthing): Say you love it or they'll never find your body.

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Happy TDoV! I am unfortunately one of those people who has to stay in the closest - you could call me trans-luscent and invisible. Good luck to all trans people, out or not!

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The Hatted Rat!

The Hatted Rat!

Hides in the cupboard!

Throws brooms at the bat!

The Hatted Rat!

The Hatted Rat!

Steals from your pantry!

Blames it on the cat!

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"I'm pretty young for a human, and I lived through the complete transformation of your society without even knowing it."

Home of the Twilight

The path into the mountains grew steeper and started to incorporate switchback pathways alongside nearly sheer drop-offs. Never did the group rise above the treeline of the Deoro, though they did get within a thousand feet of it.

The air was crisp and clear, as was the weather. The sun shown brilliantly, bringing a bit of warmth to what was a crisp start to the day. Various creatures called and moved throughout the alpine forests; vultures and hawks circling overhead, small mammals scurrying about, the occasional spotting of goats or deer, even a large cat that had been curled upon a rockface, sleeping.

Along the way, Arturo was occasionally pointing to a few sparse settlements nestled against the mountains below; his home of Cantaso, the vineyards surrounding it, the remnants of a church that had been destroyed centuries ago, a few abandoned mines and mining operations. He identified the various species of birds that flew above them, calling back to Satoru as he pointed them out personally. He explained a bit of their morphology and how good they were at being flown for the purposes of falconry.

By mid-afternoon, the road had mostly become level. Through the trees and through a few scenic clearings, they could see the other side of the mountains and see the mighty and rapid Deoro river across the range.

"Once we crossed that," Arturo said, pointing it out when they briefly stopped, "that was when the Legion and Church truly became the masters of the continent."

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I'm sorry, what? Most of those words sound like you were taking with your mouth full. How can they're be that many?

One thing that most of the multiverse does not seem to realize is that the nymphai of Theros have more than five variations. Alongside the alseides, naiades, lampades, oreiades, and dryades that visitors to our plane quickly learn about there are also anthousai, aurai, boukolai (also known as epimeliades or meliades), boukolai, krenaiai, haliai and nereides, hamadryades, heleionomai, leimenides, limnatides, meliai, melissai, nephelai, okeanides, pegaiai, and potameides, among others that do not fall into groups like that.

Unlike other planes, dryades are not the default form of nymph.

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It feels like there’s so many more fics where Vi is the “womaniser” or “fuckboy” when CANONICALLY it is Caitlyn “snuck girls in through her window” Kiramman

LET CAITLYN KIRAMMAN GET GIRLS

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Fortiche I’m begging you to release the director’s cut

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is it so bad to want to kill everyone at all times