#tf vacation

[needofcuddles-tf]

Mixed guys are the best!

hi. I was finally given a vacation for the first time in 2 years of work, and I would really like to spend it away from home. I want to travel around the world and visit remote corners of Asia, Africa and America. but I'm afraid that with my 25-year-old blasphemous body and European type of appearance, I will look like a typical tourist, and I would like more inclusivity. what do you recommend? ;)

Thanks for your booking with FWK Vacations. Your world tour is sure to be a blast!

You wake up as your nose fills with the thick, rich smell of a man’s sweaty body odour. The smell is so strong that it takes you a moment to get your bearings. You’re in a hostel room, the other bunks full of gently snoring men. Outside the window, dawn is just starting to break.

There’s no AC in Malaysian hostels like this, so you’ve been sweating all night, and the stench is thick around you. But it’s not like you wouldn’t be sweaty again in a few minutes, so you decide to skip the shower. You ran out of deodorant somewhere between India and Myanmar, and you don’t have the spare cash to buy any more.

As you slip back into your still-wet biking gear in the bathroom, you check yourself out in the mirror. You’re paler than most of the people in this part of the world, but with your dark eyes and arresting features, everyone can see that you’re mixed. That means that you’re welcome everywhere, and no guy has ever hooked up with a boy like you before, well, you. Hopefully, by the time you and your motorbike roll up to Singapore, you’ll still be cute and sweaty enough that a hunky daddy will pay for you to continue your travels somewhere else.

Enjoy your vacation!

Want to go on vacation? Book via my ask box!

[ihatebrainstorm]

[Children]

Made this after my Earth Wars game glitched a while ago during the dialogue and Tarn showed up as a tiny little guy

The original dialogue:

[katofthestars]

Okay wavewave might actually be real cuz I've been playing Transformers: Earth Wars and my Shockwave refuses to heal anyone that isn't Soundwave.

Like I just played a round where my Skywarp was half dead standing right next to Shockwave, practically BREATHING DOWN HIS NECK, but because Soundwave had a sliver of health gone he had to take top priority.

My Shockwave has run away from so many mechs that were nearly dead just so he could be with Soundwave forcing Hook to work overtime. Like your husband is fine plz heal the rest of the team.

[cloudofsalt]

an idea was made

(reference is down below)

[iliterallydecepticanteven]

In light of the UHC CEO being shot, I think we should put all the other millionaire and billionaire CEOs in a submarine and send it down to a depth of 12,500 feet for a week just to keep them all safe. They can also do some sightseeing down there!

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Love the idea that Griffin Rock could be a vacation place for other aliens, mutants, supernatural beings, or just anything that is not considered normal outside the main island

[3lliesan]

Back to ramble again! :DD

I'm pretty sure you've all seen a few mafia twst aus already (most of you if this popped up on your recommendations or searches).

So, as someone who loves my kids the firsties, well- maybe not mafia au, but its legality is questionable.

Let's set a scenario. It doesn't have to be too detailed, we're just laying out ideas here.

Pacing nervously in his office, Dire Crowley discovered that an rare (and expensive) artifact that he had gotten a few years ago, had just been stolen from the school a few days ago! (tbh, the only security aside from a locked door was 'Reverse Psychology'.)

After some investigation among some of the staff, (and Yuu pulling an all-nighter), discovered that the artifact was brought to a newly established museum- that hadn't been opened yet. The owner of the museum was apparently a renowned artist who had rapidly risen in popularity with his controversial yet captivating works within the recent year and put a lot of money into making the place look all fancy and keeping security tight.

To complicate matters even more, the museum’s policies stated that it wasn’t accessible to mages. In most cases, whenever policies like these were put up, egoistical mages would try to make the person who enforced those rules look bad.

And with the plagiarist "artist's" character, any move Crowley could make would just be met with either having the situation backfire on him, or cops escorting him away.

The staff couldn't do anything, especially with their busy schedules for a huge upcoming event that still needed that relic to continue! The school’s reputation was on the line here for goodness’ sake!!

So what does the ‘great’ headmage do?

Give his students more headaches, of course!

To heighten the chaos, the housewardens, and their respective vices were already stretched thin with their own responsibilities. If they got sidetracked by the museum debacle—or, heaven forbid, arrested—the entire school would descend into disarray.

And of course, he had to send the person with the most experience with dealing with Overblots, leading people & keeping their emotional state in check, and incredibly challenging tasks errands to get the relic back and- I quote, “deliver justice to the school!”

What's more, his little first-year friends who also worked in a team with him before in said Overblots and got along with him best could join and reap all the rewards! How great is that?!

...

Wait, what.

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Yuu was going to ask the damn crow for a vacation as the reward. And if that didn't work, perhaps blackmail would be an attractive alternative as well.

"Yuu-san, my scan indicates that your blood pressure is escalating rapidly! Additionally, you currently display murderous intent!"

'Why am I leading a group of teens in an undercover operation to ruin some guy's reputation because of an irresponsible old man's pettiness? This isn't a fucking spy movie!'

“Justice, my ass!”

[bridgertonbee1814]

The US Air Force brass: We have produced the best lead navigator in the 100th Squadron

The rest of the 100th: No, you fucked up a perfectly good flyboy is what you did. Look at him. He's got anxiety

[sleepy-sadam]

Old friends

I think they're neat :D

A comic screenshot and my rambling about them below

Considering the fact Optimus told Ratchet privately about the matrix and how he feels..I think the trust between them is quite strong

Of course there's Optimus doing questionable things and Ratchet leaving to go into a spaceship cause he feels nothing is left for him on Cybertron

but Ratchet was one of the few who Optimus told about his worries freely and Ratchet caring about him in turn despite Optimus's mental state going through a lot of things as the series continued

I'll like to see them being reunited in the Allspark in the end and talking about the adventures each of them had

Maybe Ratchet will tell Optimus about Drift

He will be happy for him

Beacuse his old friend deserves love and happiness

(Likewise for Optimus but I think he's too tired or not in the good mental state to try love)(doesn't mean I don't appreciate the ships tho)

[aecholapis]

Megs and Strika should have bi and lesbian flag colored biolights respectively

[needofcuddles-tf]

I wanna go on that cruise...

Hi, I know you organize vacations! Sooo, I was always a bit ambivalent about those gay cruises that are always in my ads, because while I sometimes dream of being more carefree and have some time with hot hunks, I always feel like those places can be a bit toxic, often frequented by self-absorbed guys that only care about getting in bed with other that look like them. So, I should not want this, because I often am jokingly called "chaste " and"puritan" by my friends, but I am curious to how actually it could be a vacation in a situation like that

Thanks for your booking with FWK Vacations! Enjoy ‘cruising’ on your trip!

You wake up and look around your luxurious suite. Yeah, it was expensive, but you’re worth it. You preen a little bit before you get dressed for breakfast.

It’s an informal meal, so you just slip on some fair trade linen pants and let your big cock swing free. In the buffet line, other guys keep reaching out, grabbing your big, exposed pecs or fondling your dick through the sheer fabric of your pants. By the time you get your food a couple of jocks have joined you. You sit down in one’s lap while a second feeds you bites of cereal and the third mouths at your bulge under the table. Some of the older queens give you a look, but it’s not like they weren’t doing the same when they were young and beautiful.

Your new friends come back to your room with you and make ample use of the bed, armchair, and private deck for the next few hours. They invite you to a toga party tonight in the captain’s suite. Hotties only, apparently. You’re so excited! You look good in anything, so it isn’t hard to wrap a sheet around yourself, showing off your big chest and thick bulge so that everyone knows what you’re packing. And, of course, that wet spot around the ass where you're leaking hot jock cum. Yeah, you’re shallow, but it’s too much fun for you to care.

Enjoy your vacation!

Want to go on vacation? Book via my ask box!

[felinec0re]

Is visualtreasure gone again??? Wtf

[katofthestars]

I think I'm being gaslit 😭

I just played another round where I noticed Shockwave was trying to shove Hook out the way so he could heal Soundwave but when I went back to replay it, it's not there and it's saying I lost when my history says I won.

I think Shockwave replaced the footage so I wouldn't expose him, so here's a quick recreation of what happened:

[ryuki-draws]

Finally got around to draw @aecholapis' OC Helios! He's such a miserable boy and the universe keeps whacking him with a comically large mallet, poor thing desperately needs a break :'D ♥

[euthymiya]

I love when I call a patient during clinicals like “hi can I request a 90 day supply instead of 30 for your blood pressure medication from your primary care physi—”

“NO. IT IS AGAINST HIPAA FOR YOU TO KNOW MY DOCTOR AND TALK TO HIM ABOUT MY MEDICATION.”

Brother that is what I get paid to do. The prescription your doctor sent to ME had his name, phone number and address on it how do you think I even filled it for you in the first place. Can the general public be so for real for two seconds of the day so I can just exist without wanting to swallow every pill in this damn pharmacy

[just-absolutely-super]

since when did Hoist become the resident Autobot doctor?

where's Ratchet?