#said demon spawns: some random magical 16 year old boys

[3lliesan]

Back to ramble again! :DD

I'm pretty sure you've all seen a few mafia twst aus already (most of you if this popped up on your recommendations or searches).

So, as someone who loves my kids the firsties, well- maybe not mafia au, but its legality is questionable.

Let's set a scenario. It doesn't have to be too detailed, we're just laying out ideas here.

Pacing nervously in his office, Dire Crowley discovered that an rare (and expensive) artifact that he had gotten a few years ago, had just been stolen from the school a few days ago! (tbh, the only security aside from a locked door was 'Reverse Psychology'.)

After some investigation among some of the staff, (and Yuu pulling an all-nighter), discovered that the artifact was brought to a newly established museum- that hadn't been opened yet. The owner of the museum was apparently a renowned artist who had rapidly risen in popularity with his controversial yet captivating works within the recent year and put a lot of money into making the place look all fancy and keeping security tight.

To complicate matters even more, the museum’s policies stated that it wasn’t accessible to mages. In most cases, whenever policies like these were put up, egoistical mages would try to make the person who enforced those rules look bad.

And with the plagiarist "artist's" character, any move Crowley could make would just be met with either having the situation backfire on him, or cops escorting him away.

The staff couldn't do anything, especially with their busy schedules for a huge upcoming event that still needed that relic to continue! The school’s reputation was on the line here for goodness’ sake!!

So what does the ‘great’ headmage do?

Give his students more headaches, of course!

To heighten the chaos, the housewardens, and their respective vices were already stretched thin with their own responsibilities. If they got sidetracked by the museum debacle—or, heaven forbid, arrested—the entire school would descend into disarray.

And of course, he had to send the person with the most experience with dealing with Overblots, leading people & keeping their emotional state in check, and incredibly challenging tasks errands to get the relic back and- I quote, “deliver justice to the school!”

What's more, his little first-year friends who also worked in a team with him before in said Overblots and got along with him best could join and reap all the rewards! How great is that?!

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Wait, what.

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Yuu was going to ask the damn crow for a vacation as the reward. And if that didn't work, perhaps blackmail would be an attractive alternative as well.

"Yuu-san, my scan indicates that your blood pressure is escalating rapidly! Additionally, you currently display murderous intent!"

'Why am I leading a group of teens in an undercover operation to ruin some guy's reputation because of an irresponsible old man's pettiness? This isn't a fucking spy movie!'

“Justice, my ass!”