#tf servo

[whatwooshkai]

they’re gossiping

[viva-la-pictochat]

Hearts and sparks week except its servo and poopsie

Edit before this goes anywhere: this is a shitpost

[sentinel-prime-after-dark]

This is a safe space.

Tell me what nasty things you’d do to him.

[starscoffeecreamer]

blink blink blink

any rescue bot hcs?? Because I have….. many.

oh my god yes here are some (I'm sorry that it took forever to answer this my internet died for like two days)

(sfw only due to no specification)

-all the bots see Cody as a sparkling. They'll snap at anyone who's rude to him or swears around him, including their own partners.

-Heatwave loves kids. He has a soft spot for them, and would like to have some with Chase one day.

-Chase has a burning hatred of lawnmowers due to so many rescues involving them going haywire. Along with menacingly glaring at them when he sees them, he's also added a rescue code for "out of control lawnmower" for recruits to learn.

-Surprisingly, Blades is actually the least sensitive to gore. He can't watch actual horror movies due to jumpscares, but give him something that's basically just gorn and he'll watch it. He'll even comment on medical inaccuracies. (ex: "That's a major artery, she should've died very quickly." "I don't think that cute little animals have that much blood in them.") (he's watched happy tree friends before)

-Boulder has severe sensory issues. Bright lights, colors, and too much noise give him headaches, and he likes painting outside because it's calming.

-High Tide tells the younger bots all about the War and the Exodus. He makes sure to tell them about Metroplex.

-Servo barks at water coming from hoses. Not anything else, not out of Heatwave's knuckles, but specifically hoses.

-A personal rarepair of mine, but Boulderbumbleblades is canon to me, Boulder paints his partners sometimes

I probably have more but this is all I'm putting here for now lol

If you want any nsfw hcs, send a separate ask and I'll answer em

[imitransform]

head n hand holding 🔊💥

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

Un baquero Servo pero no le queda el sombrerito 😂😅

[thenamesblurrito]

i mostly do meme templates with the kids/heroes but there's something to be said for the faculty having to react to all this superhero paranormal nonsense too

the faculty in question: Maccadam - Cogman - Kup Rung - Ratchet - Servo Exhaust - Shockwave - Alpha Trion

[bambifornia]

to be honest with you guys, I'm kinda torn on whether or not swindle would be a chronic-overspender or a massive cheapskate

I mean. I get it: swindle is flashy. swindle has expensive taste. swindle dreams of being spoiled, of a house full of lavish things with a belly full of high-grade energon. and he damn well has enough shanix and credits to buy said things.

but would he be so bold as to spend his money on it?

a part of me says yes. I mean, swindle is living through wartime. maybe a part of him thinks that if he doesn't treat himself today, he might not live tomorrow to enjoy the comfort of his wealth. hence all the fancy mods, beautiful furniture, sleek spaceships, etc.

besides, it helps with stress. gives swindle a rush of dopamine when he purchases something costly. it's a symbol that all of his crimes and hard work have amounted to something. that what he's done is justified (at least to him). let all the glorified "morality-policing" bots clutch their pearls at his greed, at least swindle can AFFORD to indulge

that's something many bots can't do nowadays

besides, swindle is kiiinda conceited and DEFINITELY self-entitled. with a mech like that, who's surprised that he has some alarming spending habits?

but another part of me argues that BECAUSE swindle is in a war, he'd be even more stingy with his money. after all, I think it's a fair assumption to say swindle uses his wealth as a leverage. it places him in the lap of luxury. it buys him out of danger. it gains him intel from bots with loose lips. it keeps bots in debt to him. it silences his opponents. it fetches him bots willing to do favors for him (ex. mercenaries and such). apart from his wit and words, money is one of swindle's deadliest weapons

and if he spent that money on something expensive, then swindle would, by extent, be risking his life

I kinda find the latter idea more compelling

though, he could be somewhere down the middle. some weeks, swindle can't seem to stop spending. hes maxing out his credit card, filling his cart to the brim with meaningless items, piling and piling on more debt.

the next few weeks, swindle is under a strict budget, skimping meals, stressing over the amount of debt he's collected and overworking himself in order to compensate for it all

he's stuck with this dilemma. and he can never seem to get out of it. he WANTS to be able to spend on himself, wants that life of comfort he craves. but he can only spend so much before his consciousness takes over and chastises him for being reckless. the only way he ever slips back into spending is when his greedy nature comes in and encourages swindle to work harder on his business. scam a couple of bots. plan some heists. that'll get the credits rolling in. and after a nice little profit or two, swindle will be able to treat himself again, after weeks of processor-breaking hustling.

it's an endless cycle of overindulgence and abstinence. there is no middle ground. he's always on either side on the spectrum. swindle's greed might make him successful, yes, but it's also destroyed his relationship with money

I dunno. feel free to share your thoughts. I just like the idea of swindle's greed creating more problems for him, even though he argues his life has gotten drastically better ever since he out himself and money first

[annabelle-creart]

Mi sis just told me my Servo looks like from Five Nights at Freddy's (the movie)

[asmoteeth]

@sphnyspinspin YOU SURE KNOW HOW TO INSPIRE AN ARTIST 😫 /pos

[lasshikika]

“You'll have to pry it from my cold offline servo.”

[whatwooshkai]

pov your dad has awful taste

[autism-autobot]

I want emotional support animals to be a thing on Cybertron. We already have Servo, who is some kind of service dog, so why not emotional support animals? I want Bumblebee to have some sort of emotional support animal because that guy's been through some sh!t.

[faunandfloraas]

A tip from your local jessfnfs: always carry cash money on you !!

[mainenorth]

would brainstorm x dead end x perceptor be deadceptstorm or something else

[antenanotaic3]

AMV idea

No, i'm not doing it, i'm just leaving the idea for posterity