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anunvalidcritic · 4 years

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Justice League: Snyder Cut

(DISCLAIMER: MY OPINION IS MY OWN AND CAN BE DEEMED INVALID TO THOSE WHO DON’T CARE FOR IT.)

Oh, the time has come my friends! Now, I originally did a review on Batman V.S. Superman and I didn’t care for it, so I deleted it. But before I start, I would like y’all to read this statement made by @verified-villain-fxcker - You can click HERE to read it. As I stated in my repost, I couldn’t have said it better. May Autumn Snyder continue to rest in peace. Let’s get started!

It’s been so long since I’ve made a post I can’t even remember how I do this LOL.

CLARK is outta there to say the least...

WONDER WOMAN and LOIS look flabbergasted, as they should... BRUCE as well.

Talk about a shock-wave scream

All jokes aside, the hate that LEX has towards SUPERMAN is just to much energy to be giving to another person..

THESE BITCHIES ARE READY

why are they letting a minority approach the fucking the cube?!?!

*insert travel montage scene here*

Part 1 - “Don’t count on it, Batman.”

BRUCE knows damn well he’s talking to AQUAMAN. Let’s move this shit along lol

“Oh Gotham? How’s that shit hole?” - AQUAMAN

Ik these bitchies aren’t singing rofl

I’d sniff anything wore by Jason Momoa too.

“Maybe a man who broods in a cave isn’t cut out to be a recruiter.” - ALFRED

TALK YO SHIT ALFRED!!!!

AMY ADAMS can literally take my heart, step on it, throw it in a river and I still wouldn’t be mad.

Here comes the lovely WONDER WOMAN!

broooo her hands were moving like Donnie Yen in Ip Man!

Fucked that entire ceiling up

Ofc the one who tried to touch it would make the stupid statement.

STEPPENWOLF is really wildin’ out

Don’t look back! I hate it when they look back!!

These are some strong as women!

PART 2 - “The Age of Heroes”

“It’s toxic, that’s good.” - STEPPENWOLF

I can only imagine that this is how toxic people think.

this dude really just threw that lil demon fella like it was nothin’ lmao

You know you're working at a job for too long when you say this is the first time in a while that they're going home early smdh

Now that shit was pretty lit....

SILAS thinkin’ shit I better check on my son.

“You know a lot about monsters, don’t you? Especially how to make them.” - CYBORG

If that isn’t teen angst, then I don’t know wtf is lmao

Seeing Gal in this tomb makes me want to re-watch Wonder Woman 1 all over again!

DARKSEID ol’ trifflin’ ass

plopped him down like he was dirty laundry

God bless Willem Dafoe, this man is a fuckin’ legend!

“This world is divided. They’re a primitive species. Unevolved and at war with one another. Too separate to be one.” - STEPPENWOLF

DeSaad kinda looks like Doctor Doom in the Fantasic Four reboot lmao

GREEN LATERNS!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SHIT!!!!!!!!

we really need a Green Lantern Corps moving...

ZEUS + ARES = A Dynamic Duo When They Aren’t Being Dicks To Each Other

You know I feel bad for man because all they did was bury that shit in the ground rofl

Part 3 - “Beloved Mother, Beloved Son”

BARRY + IRIS = Love at First Sight

The burger can’t be that good like damn.

Bro the detail on his fucking shoes and the glass!!

ROFL PLEASE TELL ME HE TOOK THE HOTDOG FOR HIS DOG!?!?

damn did the car really need to explode...

lol BARRY must really need the job lol

... I would’ve just played dead after he threw me against that rock...

Man of Steel probably has one of the best soundtracks not just for a superhero movie but just in general

Americans love their football!

I have this love-hate relationship with CYBORG being in the JL and not with the TITANS you know since he’s a kid, but he’s a college student in this one.

Thank God DIANA spoke with VICTOR instead of BRUCE because I honestly don’t think he would’ve gotten him on board.

Everyone can literally zigzag zoom across this planet at undeniable speed except for BATMAN lol

Come on, VIC, help the lady out.

You know honestly, BARRY has a pretty cool pad for someone who's trying to get by paying for a Criminal Justice Degree.

“A very attractive Jewish boy. Who drinks milk, I don’t drink milk.” - BARRY

“Fuck the World.” - CYBORG

dang Ik DIANA has every right to grieve over STEVE, but damn that man has her whipped!

“You’re looking at the hottest thing on Earth. The exact same thing I said to my prom date. She dumped me anyway.” - RYAN CHOI

Why does MERA have an accent in this but not in AQUAMAN?? (ik the answer)

DAAAYYUUUMMMN MERA TURNED INTO A WHOLE BLOOD BENDER!

PART 4 - “Change Machine”

CYBORG just glided over silently

STEPPENWOLF + WONDER WOMAN = EPIC FIGHT SCENE

Seeing BARRY move like that to stop the debris and to ping DIANA’S sword really is amazing..

But he should not be screaming like that LOL

How do you not remember the planet that’s habitants almost killed you?? Because if that was me, I wouldn’t have forgotten that shit at all!

Would've held a big ass grudge until I could go back.

“I know we’re all thinking the same thing right now. Who’s gonna say it? I’m not gonna say it.” - BARRY

WOOOAAHHH J’ONN JONES?! (forgot about that)

“There are six, not five. There is no us without him.” - BRUCE

Damn, no faith at all

PART 5 - “ALL The King’s Horses”

ICONIC DIALOGUE

BARRY - “Wonder Woman. What do you think, man? You think she’d go for a younger guy?”

VICTOR - “She’s 5,000 years old, Barry. Every guy is a younger guy.”

I would’ve kept swippin’ that ID like a cashier at Wal-Mart swippin’ a debit card.

They're movin’ a little too slow for me. Ik they’ve never been on the ship before, but I would’ve been zoomin’ through that entire ship just to hurry and get the job done.

NOT THE PREGNANCY TEST

Damn, they couldn’t have at least picked up the photo??

The foreshadowing was spectacular! It will always amaze me.

I’m sure Allstate will cover that person’s car...

Just when LOIS was about to move on.

CLARK grabbed DIANA like miss me with that Rafiki shit.

I would’ve come back to my senses too after looking at Amy Adams.

AQUAMAN + THE FLASH = A CONUNDRUM

DR. SILAS takin’ one for the team

PART 6 - “Something Darker”

As crazy as radiation is, it’s quite an amazing spectacle.

I wish this Justice League movie could’ve held off until we got some other heroes such as the Green Lanterns, Hawkgirl, and many others.

Our generation was truly blessed to have an incredible actor as SUPERMAN, and we are not putting him to use!

JONATHAN sounds like President Biden lol

Alright, team?! Break!

AQUAMAN is totally enjoying this fight. He rode that Parademon like a surfboard.

AQUAMAN + CYBORG + FLASH = *THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN*

I swear every scene that WONDER WOMAN enters into does not fail to include the “Ancient Lamentation Music”.

VICTOR hurry up and say “one” god damnnit!!

SUPERMAN COLD!!!!

Somebody needs to put this fight on WorldStar

BARRY = HE’S A RUNNA HE’S A TRACK STAHHHHARRR!!!

THAT WAS FUCKING IMMACULATE

The Unity = The Three Bitchies

I bet DARKSEID will remember that shit now

EPILOGUE - “A Father Twice Over”

VICTOR = A Final Requiem

LOL VULKO and MERA look stressed tf out!

“Uh, I have too much to live for. And more important things to do.” - LEX

A cocky motherfucker LMAO

Alright, we’re back in this type of dream sequence.

“Who have you ever loved?” - MERA

Uh, bitch his parents, Robin tf?!

Thank you, JOKER, for stating the facts for Ms. Fish-stick

Oh shit, they let LOIS die, goddamn it!

HARLEY’S DEAD TOO?!?!?!

BRUCE LOOK SICK AF!!!

Well, the dream is over once again...

I just don’t see how people can live with all those fuckin’ windows.

“Oh, and some have called me The Martian Manhunter.” - J’ONN

Alright...

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Yes, the movie was long but what needed to be expressed was. As we already the Snyder Cut wasn’t supposed to be seen because a father simply wanted to grieve the death of his child. I’ll once again reiterate what @verified-villain-fxcker you don't have to like the film but at least give it the benefit of the doubt from its predecessor. For me, I did enjoy watching his version, but let’s be honest what he who shall not be named did was just fucked up.

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somestansomewhere · 3 years

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Debbie Gallagher: ALL Love Interests RANKED

Okay! I tried to rank all of Debs’ love interests and it was hard to do because I am not set on that ONE PERSON that I ship her with above all else, but these are my thoughts! Keep in mind that these are all MY OPINIONS and you are entitled to yours as well! Let’s talk about it! If you read all this ILY.

Here we go:

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23. The Guy At The Pool (Season 5)

He thought Debs was special needs and she tried to flirt with him...

22. Kelly (Season 9-10)

I LOVE Kelly so much but she was not into Debbie! I really love her with Carl and Debbie should not have tried to interfere! I will however say that I really really REALLY enjoy their friendship and I wish that that would have continued on. They had some really good moments together.

20/21. Eugene (Season 6) & Board Game Guy (Season 7)

Alright so these two don’t technically count because Frank tried to set Debbie up with Eugene so that she’d be written into his will. And the Board Game Guy was from a deleted scene as one of Debbie’s “life partners” from that flyer she made. So enough said.

18/19. Tyler (Season 6) & Erika (Season 6)

Again, Frank attempted to set Debbie up with Tyler and while that “potential relationship” wasn’t as bad as what happened between her and Erika, I am grouping them together because Debbie wasn’t technically into either of them and it was set up to fail right from the start.

17. Larry (Season 6)

The pregnancy fetish guy! I’m not quite sure what the intentions were for this character in the long run but it was a funny joke in the episode he was in. Even in the beginning Larry gave off red flags, but Debbie was happy... until the truth was revealed. Weird.

16. Jared (Season 11)

Another irrelevant love interest: the gay guy that cheated on his husband with Debbie after giving her cocaine. Obvious issues with this encounter/plot line aside, I did feel that their interactions at the bar were flirtatious and I didn’t hate him.

15. Calista (Season 11)

ANOTHER irrelevant character that was used and never brought back!!! I didn’t totally hate her either, she was upfront about her ex-girlfriend and that whole situation. She helped Debbie and didn’t take advantage of her but the second she came on screen; I’m sorry but I did not give a fuck. Her last episode built up a potential friend/relationship opportunity for Debbie and they just did nothing with it. Idfk what else to say, not a fan but I did appreciate Calista trying to take care of Debbie when she clearly was drinking too much.

14. Sandy (Season 10-11)

Oh boy, everyone’s favorite partner of Debbie’s... Yeah, Sandy is so low on this list not necessarily because I didn’t like her for Debbie, or that I have beef with Elise (b/c I love her as an actor sm). I personally just hate the sheer fact that this character EXISTS in the first place. I never understood the hype, but I know that people only like her because she’s a Milkovich ie. related to Mickey. That’s the hard truth this fandom isn’t willing to admit. My disliking Sandy should be a post of its own but lemme get into her relationship with Debbie.

You could tell that Emma and Elise liked working together so the chemistry was sorta there (definitely not soulmate shit tho). Each time that they interacted in s10 I was over it. S11 was better in the sense that whether I would like to admit it or not, they did have some “cute moments” (mainly just Sandy calling Debbie babe/babes). The second shit hit the fan in regards to Sandy’s history, I immediately understood Debbie’s issue with her and why her character would not want to be with Sandy. But, with that being said, Debbie was also in the wrong because she made everything about herself throughout the entire course of this relationship! Sandy did call her out, ex: “who was supposed to take Franny to school?”, and things like that were nice. HOWEVER I am sorry to say, this relationship felt like a massive waste of time and it felt like they were trying to force something that shouldn’t have existed to begin with. I don’t have the patience to even analyze this anymore, but maybe down the line because clearly there is SO MUCH to delve into!

13. Alex (Season 9)

Omg I did not like this relationship/plotline at all. Alex had issues but Debbie was so inconsiderate! I never saw the appeal here! It was nice that Alex had the decency to go and help Debs with Ford after the fact. I just feel “meh” about this tho. They had moments but ultimately I personally wasn’t into it and Debbie’s random newfound self discovery of “lesbianism”.

12. Kyle (Season 3)

Emma Kenney’s first kiss! Kyle was a one episode character that did have the potential to be more than that. I didn’t hate the kid as Debbie’s love interest, but there also wasn’t anything special about him. He was just kinda there and then he left. Debbie really seemed to like him though, spelling his name in her peas, etc.. I do like that one line about cigarettes that Kyle had but again he was such a short lived character and when he turned out not to be related to Kevin it became unnecessary to keep him around... even if the episode alluded to him returning. They were sorta cute!

11. Claudia (Season 10)

So I didn’t like this relationship much either but there was a certain kind of stability in the relationship that felt organic and nice. Partly because I enjoyed watching Constance Zimmer and she made Claudia likeable. Do I ship it? No. Was it a problematic dynamic? Yes. Was it a tolerable relationship? Eh. I didn’t hate it entirely though. Debbie, being a Gallagher, eventually fucked it up. And while I did like the drama, Debbie wasn’t REALLY into Claudia as much as she may have believed she was. So, it totally felt like a one off that would end with Claudia not returning... and it was. So there was no time for an investment of any kind.

10. Hedi (Season 11)

Gosh... Debbie’s endgame(?). Hedi was introduced too late for me to care enough about her (At this point it would have made sense for Debbie to wind up with Calista because at least she was already introduced!). I don’t necessarily like Hedi as a character and quite frankly it was a “who tf does SHE think she is” kinda deal for me. At first I was interested and didn’t hate her (and I don’t), but then she “thought she was Jimmy” and I instantly got annoyed (LOL I GUESS it was a nice nod to him tho... I guess).

My (several) problems with Hedi as a character aside, there IS something about Hedi being presented as this “dangerous badass” who is (somehow) WORSE than Debbie, that worked well. I’m not a fan of the ship, but it is an interesting dynamic in the sense that Debbie could potentially be “living on the edge”. I fear for what trouble this could cause Debbie BUT it’s like Frank referenced: Monica vibes. I don’t think it’s “true love” like Debbie said to Franny. A constant storyline for Debbie has been “why can’t anyone ever love me” and so she falls in quickly. Maybe Hedi will leave her but that’s the thing, “she’s done worse” so idk, either way I don’t think it’s meant to last! But I guess I don’t mind them being together! Karma’s a bitch! Will Carl tell her what Arthur found? Would it even make a difference?

9. Julia (Season 10)

I would have actually rather preferred her with Carl too! It was never love between Debbie and Julia, but the relationship did create good conflict for my viewing pleasure. UNPOPULAR OPINION, I didn’t mind Julia as a character at all. She was fine for me. I also enjoyed how ultimately SHE was only using Debbie in the end. Julia does admit later on that she was experiencing with her sexuality so maybe she did have feelings for Debbie at one point, which I thought was interesting. Debbie got herself into this one. At least Julia was more age appropriate than Claudia... (which is ironic since Debbie got in trouble for being with Julia when the age gap is MUCH bigger between Claudia and Debbie LOL I love it)! I also found Julia annoying Debbie to be amusing, that’s not to say that I liked her a lot either cuz I don’t!

8. Matty (Season 4-5)

Man do I feel bad for Matty! Debbie raped him and it was horrible. From the get-go when Matty was introduced the relationship was hella awkward!! And not only that but Debbie was a MINOR! Matty did do the right thing and said they couldn’t be together but a part of me will always feel strange that he WAS INITIALLY attracted to Debbie before learning her age. That to me is still wildly inappropriate. He shoulda cut it off. He did try to be her friend and took her to that dance which was cute but ahhh this was just a MESS all around. Cringe. At least he didn’t take advantage.

7. Henry (Season 4)

Speaking of Matty and that dance, Henry was supposed to take her. He asked her as a joke in order for Seama to inflict revenge on Debbie. If that weren’t the case however... DAMN THEY WERE CUTE! The potential that this relationship could have had! If only it wasn’t all an act! It was a “day worth of love” and sure that’s not enough for two people to REALLY be IT, yet there was something charming about their connection that I wish was real. Or idk maybe Henry could have reconnected with her later and apologized and it could have been revealed that he did actually like her... but that wasn’t the case. Fuck him!

6. Simon (Season 1-2)

Debbie was NOT interested in Simon at all but at the time he was almost like the male version of her. Their banter back and forth was fun to watch and he probably would have treated her well. It’s unfortunate that we didn’t get to even see their friendship progress. Their interactions were funny and he was a good guy!

5. Batiste (Season 10)

Y’all may not understand why this guy is so high on the list but a part of me wishes this character wasn’t a one off. Batiste is the dude Debbie tried to return her “unused” shoes to. If you can recall, he wanted a blowjob to take advantage of her. While this was a dick move (and the plot went nowhere) a part of me would have liked to see more! He did have an arc where he acted like an ass and realized that it is wrong to degrade women. I just think it could have been built upon and Emma may have had chemistry with this actor. There was something here that I didn’t hate and I felt it could have been expanded upon.

4. Little Hank (Season 2-3)

Debbie’s first real crush! It was interesting to see how he didn’t like her at first and then a “friendship/relationship” slowly started to develop after he gave her flowers. IT JUST NEVER CONTINUED! Little Hank was in no way the most upstanding, but it was cool to see Carl have a friend that Debbie crushed on (when she was little she wasn’t intentionally taking something away from Carl ie. Kelly, so I support it). Their interactions were fun to watch too! The fandom definitely has a soft spot for Little Hank! And at one point everyone was rooting for them to be together. Too bad we never discovered what ended up happening to this character!

3. Neil (Season 7-8)

The bathtub scene tho! Adorable! There was a short moment within this relationship that was super cute where the two of them really did seem to care about each other and may have both been in love. It goes without saying that Debbie was only using him, but they did have SOME potential and they found a common ground where they each benefited each other’s needs. Debbie once again was TOO controlling and self absorbed to make it work, but I don’t think she was entirely happy in a relationship with him. He deserved more respect!

2. Derek (Season 5-8)

Baby Daddy! I really did enjoy them together until Debbie took advance of him and Franny came into the picture, but at the same time that’s one of the reasons that Derek, as a character, has a deeper connection to Debbie and the audience. I always enjoyed their flirting back and forth and the relationship they had (the deleted scene with the card/push up game ahh my heart)! Debbie really did mess up due to her desperation to “belong to a family”, which is another one of her consistent character traits. She just went too far and tried to trap him. Then shit got messed up between their families. Derek did eventually ask for parcial custody and did have a desire to be a part of Franny’s life. Debbie said no and that plot line died until s10. Pepa!! Ahh! RIP to Derek, it was sad to me that he died. Definitely a character and relationship that I wish was incorporated more because I truly enjoyed them together.

1. Duran (Season 8)

Besties with benefits! Stop! Nobody talks about my guy Duran! Sure they both said that this relationship was of a sexual nature and that they were just a couple of friends but damn! The chemistry and dynamic was palpable! It is truly a shame that we didn’t get to see more of this friendship! They were on common ground and really did care about each other! I don’t know why but I really just LOVED them together! Duran was also in her friend group with Farhad and that was a group that seemed to have a positive impact on Debbie as a person. S8 Debbie was cool! These two complemented each other so nicely! Duran wasn’t by any means the best influence on her because he almost lead Debbie down a “Monica path” but come on, Hedi is worse in that department. He was getting his life together like Debbie was with her profession. Just think of the hair convos Duran and Tami could have had Lol. Idk, I just like Debbie with him a lot! It was healthy to an extent and he was supportive of Debs with Franny.

#I could write so much more for each of these but I’ll spare you #guys nobody talks about the AMOUNT of love interests Debbie had over the course of this damn show #I miss characters with a lot of depth!#I want to do more of these relationship lists for other characters #my lists #my favs #shameless #gallavich #debbie gallagher #franny gallagher #sandy milkovich #debbie x sandy

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tartagilicious · 4 years

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domestic lucien headcanons

so a bitch got sad a few nights ago watching some edits on instagram, and for some reason, the idea of Lucien moving on with someone apart from the MC hit me as well so oof. I thought I’d make this to make me feel better. (I know that’s literally impossible considering his character but it’s still a very angsty concept)

this post contains spoilers!

- I’m not gonna try to figure out the circumstances, because oh boy that’d be complicated, but let’s just say that Lucien somehow ends up moving into the mc’s apartment when they’re in an established and *obviously* consensual relationship

- a little redecorating is absolutely necessary to her, because though Lucien really could care less about the atmosphere she already has( and loves it, even) she wants to do the nice thing

- after a while, with the toning down and introduction of more neutral and lucien-like colours, it’s obvious that he’s finally there and she loves it

- little parts of him are littered throughout her apartment. his scent lingers on the pillows on her couch. his big plain white coffee mug sits next to her fox shaped one in the kitchen cabinet. his shoes sit next to hers by the door.

- you casually slide snacks towards him when he’s working and he teases you for it, but always takes it and makes sure you’re watching when he eats it

- “are you worried about me, silly girl?”

- “…be quiet and eat the fruit, lucien.”

- this man can cook. very well, actually, even with how much he was on the move due to black swan. and now, he definitely will! because he actually can.

- imagine them cooking dinner together 🥺 and then dancing and singing together to some love song she puts on 🥺 using wooden spoons as microphones 🥺 and just grinning from ear to ear while the food overheats on the stove and they have to order takeout instead 🥺

- uwu

- ahem anyway.

- tons of comfortable silence. she’s writing some plans for her newest proposal on the kitchen island, and he’s reading a book on the couch. he’s finishing research papers and she’s baking cookies for them to eat while watching a movie later. the list goes on.

- they adopt a cat together!! this is a must, trust me. he lets her name it, and it’s something adorable and fitting.

- now that they’re in a relationship, he holds back even less when it comes to flirting and/or teasing, especially when they’re out in public. he still loves seeing her flustered, that hasn’t changed.

- but he’s so sweet when they’re alone. I mean, think about it, he’s always had to hold back because of his position in black swan, but now? free reign to say whatever tf he pleases.

- him sitting on the couch with her straddling his lap, and her arms wrapped around his neck while her head is resting lightly on his shoulder as he just whispers all the things he loves about her into her ear.

- “I love you more and more each day.”

- before, he was constantly on edge. he was barely ever in his own apartment, always working, doing shady shit, etc, and he could basically just never fully relax. well, with her, he can. he knows he’s not going anywhere, and if anyone tries to get him to leave, they’ll have to force him.

- being with her is like a safe haven. he can be himself. not ‘lucien’ and not ‘ares’, but the person he wants to be, which might be a tepid mix of both, but that’s okay. because she is still unabashedly in love with him no matter how he chooses to projects himself

- bottom line though, you bet he treats her well. oh my god. he’s been used his entire life, but now he has someone that he’s in love with, and he wants to give her the world. He couldn’t help it, even if getting close to her was a ploy at first. she’s clumsy, a bit air-headed, and tends to freeze when under stress, but she’s also determined, kind, and she cared for him when no one else would. she was always his first supporter even when, unbeknownst to her, he never meant to get close to her.

- but he doesn’t regret it. every day, waking up and seeing her face is a blessing.

#uwuwuwuwuwuwu #I am SOFT #mr love queen's choice #mlqc #mr love #mr love queen’s choice lucien #mlqc lucien #mr love lucien #love and producer #mlqc xu mo #love and producer xu mo #恋与制作人 #徐墨 #恋与制作人许墨 #mr love queen’s choice headcanons #mlqc headcanon #mr love headcanon

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finding-the-daylight · 4 years

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Today has been a very stressful day, so guess wtf time it is? Drunk Breaking Dawn Pt. 1. Here is what I soberly remember of the movie (I have not watched it since BD2 came out):

1. There’s a wedding.

2. There’s a honeymoon.

3. There’s swimming in the ocean.

4. There’s an accidental pregnancy.

5. The baby almost kills Bella.

6. The canon incident that we all hate happens.

7. The Volturi evilly laugh.

Same as Eclipse, my drunken narration of the movie will be below the break.

A brief intro statement, I was 100% sober and just beginning to drink at the beginning of the Eclipse post and progressively got more drunk. For BD1, I’m throwing back before I even start watching this shit show.

- I love the effects of the intro. it’s very calming. THe putting away childish things quote is literally a Bible verse. I hate that Stpehen appropriated Quileute culture, Christian culture, and every culture. I know she’s mormon but sitll. THis shit feels real appropriated.

- Idk why rennee is all happy. she never gave a shit before.

- OMG ALICE TEHCING BELLA TO WALK IN HEELS IS THE CUTEST ICRY.

- carlisle carryign the bench is literally the hottest hting i’ve ever seen fck

- lowkey kinda creeprd out because she’s literally sacrificing her humanity to marry this deud she’s known for like a year but everyone other than jacob is super supportive

- damn she’s looking @ this dreamcatcher and it’s making me sad but tbh that shit probably caused half her nightmares because she’s not native so sleep paralysis (if you know you know).

- DAMN EDWAD RELALY JUST ADMITTED HE’S BEEN A VIRGING FOR OVER 100 YEARS WHAT AB RAVE MAN WE STAN

- BUT FOR REAL WHY IS NO ONE FREAKING TF OUT THAT SHE’S LITERALLY BEGGING TO DIE FOR THIUS DUE?

- he just todl her hes killed people and explained it and it didn’t work she’s still down to clown with this vapire emo boi

- HOW HE’S SMILTING @ HR WTF I AM SO ALONEEEE

- i just wama ne im loved amd ne loved in retun plz

- this dream sequence is awful also fck the volturi is til hate that they never overthrew that crabbyass monarchy bullshit they were powerful enough

- i just wanna be like rosalie when i greow up

- charlie knew shit was off when he saw those crapsk

- why the HELL is renen actin liks she cares? bitch go the fuck back home

- jessica is the only one with any damn common sense in this whole series talking about they’re too fucking young for this shitt bitch true and itm akes sene now why she was the valedictioajrn

- SLEEPING AT LAST IS THT GROUP IDK IF YALL HAVE HEARD ANY OF HTEIR OTHER STUFF BUT THEY’RE AMAIZNG AND I USED TO CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP # THAT SHIT

- damn id’ be fuckign panicking too your lfie is over hoe

- stpeheen sto pwiht your racist ass smiling its offensive

- CHARLIE FUCKING DEWEVRE BETTER SOMEONE LOVE HIM PLEASR

- this wedding is gorgoeus though i live for hte fuckj g aestiec

- OH MY GORD THE PROM SONGGGGGGGG FCK ME RIGHT IN THE EMO

- IT JUST HIT ME WHN THEY WRE LOOKI @ EACH OTHERS EYES THIS BTCH REALLY MARYING AN UNDRSF VAMPIRE HOE this shit is horryighn why was i not scare?

- carlisle is the love of y life

- sth is a lil ray of sunishen

- i just reaized howd fucked it is that sue and chalrie are starng to catch feelz ut sue knows his daughter is funckugn off with a unded vamp emo iboi

- OMG I FCUKING HATE STEPHENE RACIST ASS I LEGIT MADE AP OST EARLIER SYAING LAURENT WANTED TO DO THE RIGHT THING ANDWOUVLEBE BEND A VEGETATIAN BITCH AND IRENEA CONFIRMED FCK THIS SHIT IM OUT ANG ANGRY

- charlie is gget ing drunk as hell my spiritn animel

- jesica is smart and beautiful she needs t os stop being jealous and petty know ya wotht girlie you got itl

- I SWEAR WHEN IGET MARRIED OSMEDAY IF ANYONE GIVES A SPEECH LIKE THIS I WILL PERSONALLY DRAGT HER ASS OUT.

- edwar lves her so much fck im all alone\

- how haoph hacob is when they hig i hate canonn they were best friends fc,

- jacob stay the fck outta her sex life she;s been wanting this for ad dman year fkc steohe let them jsut befriend

- steh is so swert but e is a chidl fck the is reacist plot bulshit

- CHARLIE DESEVRD BETTR FCK THIS PLOT FOR REAL I HAE CANON

- bela looks os ad she knows it’s goodbye but edward’s family is all smiling because they have her now hwat fthe ckc

- jac0bs cryng my heart brke

- i love bineg dunk

- the scene isn rio is my faorite isn any of the movies eveyrhting looks warm and happy

- this bich can drive ab oat too damn he can just fod evryhin cant he

- CARLISLE BOUGHT A WHOEL DAMN ISALND FOR HIS WIFE AND I CANT ECVE GET A TEXT BACK?

- deis this honeymon scene make anuone else unconmfy becuae same

- marying a vampire would be horrying af but also hot af and good af becuase htye oculd love so much and protect you from everythign fck 1-/10 woukd efeel safe

- bwll gaving a panic attakc ism e anyt tinme i try talking to an attractive man

- slepeign at last fckign ti up agin bit ch theis m yshit

- when he said it was the best night i cred

- tstoehe added the chess game like this shit is a hoje but i would love to play chess on my honemodn idk how uut i want a man to each me but not mansplin

- WHY THE FUCJ AR THEY SO CTE ON THIS AMN HONEYMOON?

- i know i sadn it was horryig but i want a hotass vamp emo boi husband plas

- damn jacob is being too emo she aint really gonan be ded for ever youll see her agianb itch

- ‘CULLENS ARE NOT A DNAGER TO THE TOWN OR TRUBE” BITCH IB EG TO FUCKIN DIFFER THIS SHIT BIOLOGICAL WARDARE RACIST ASS STPEHEN WRITING THIS FUCKING BULLTSIT

- ‘NONE OF THEM BELONG TO THEMSEVLES ANYGMROE” - SOMEONE SAID IT BITCH THSI SHIT IS FUCKRE IP

- i fucking hates these vamp racist bitches but i want a nonracist va,p husband bitch thus hot afck

- how tf does she not know shes rpegr yet eatin this weid ass shit?

- THESE FKERS BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES TLAKING BOU IDK IF ITS VEEN POSSIBEL BTICH YU SHOULD FUCKUGN KNO BY NOW

- ROVERT SPOEAKIN G PORTGUEVE IS SO KING ATRACTIV

- poor bella her life chaned so uqick and she[s soc scared fck dcnaon

- POOR CHARLIE I HATE THIS HE DESERVES TO BE LOVED AND TURTH TOLD

- ROSALEI IS THE EST

- “YOU LOOK TERRBLE’ THIS IS THE FRIENDHSOP WE WANT WHYT THE FCK DOES FOPSTHE RUIN EALL THIS SHIT

- CARLISE IS FUNCIGJ HOT

- LIRALY BITCH I JUST WNAT A PURE FIRENDHSIP WUTH JACOB AND BELLA ITS WHAT THEY DESERVE FJC CAON

- this montage is turopy a f when youre drunk waht the helc por jake thugh

- im sorry but i;n laughign my ass off at these fuckugn wolf vocie overs lmaoooo this shit hilarious

- SETH HAS SUCH A PURE HEART WHTY TF DID SPTEHEH RUIB HUS FUCJING CHILDHOOD BULTHIST

- WHY IS EVEYRIJE BSUCG AFUCKUGN BUTCG TO LEAH???? SHE DESEVRED THE FUCKING WORLD STPEHEN IS A RACISHT BITCHHHHHH

- calisbe is fos unicngn hot

- i just reaized robert is like the best fuckugn actor like this diolaguge is wha k as fuck btu he’s acitng all emo boi oscar worhty shti

- they realy had her fuckin drink blodo i hate cannjnonnn

- ifelel the same as kaje watchign this

- but carlisle’s prety face made it all fuckig hetter

- FUCKRT HIS SHTI CHARLIE DESERVED BETTER HE’S THE BEST DAD FCK CANO NFUCK STEPRHNE

- okay ut id is cute as fkc whe nedward hears the baby

- esme and calrisle wilougn to risk their lives for bella i cryi

- fkc i really do hate cnaon because jake is acting liek an adult now and trying to do the honrble thig bue he should be a hpaoy chidl

- resnemsien is a ficking ridjcils name and we all fuckj nnew

- i ahte this part i’n bot even wathcing this shit rgros me rout

- WHY THDID FUCK DID THIS BITCH HAVE A FUKCUNG SYRINGE OG VENOM LAYING AORUND? HOE!?!?!

- literlaiy fuick the dynamics of this whole moty hfknfucjg storyline plot bitch

- LEAH AND STHE DESERVERD BETTER

- SO DID JACOB

- SO DID ALL THE WOLFPAKC STPEHEN IS A RACIST AS SHOE

- aw hell here the fucks we hgo with theu ickgn im************** bulshit i ghate cnaojn canon can suck ad ick

- YES BILLY DEFEND YOUR CHIDL

- rosalie is literally perfect when cnai b ehr

- im real glad im drunk rin now because ioculd nto sit throguh this shit sober

- imp&******* is the worst plotline fkc]

- bit iamgiben falling alseo lookin gsick and waking up fhot as uck goals

- this sogn making me cry literlalu imcruing ims o alone lmao

- rheye really ended htoe move wirh red eyws lmaoooo

- hodl the fick up a damn minute stpeehebn producre htis cufkcng shit?

- now heres the hoes iv’ve been waiting on burnt the monarch fuckwits i hate thes epompis fuckers

- OVERTURBR THESE FUCKSERS THEY HAVE TIOO MUCH POWR

CARLISR COULD FUCKING D OI T I HATE CNAON BRING THE VAMPIRE DECONOARCY

- OOHG BRUNNO MARS BRINGNG THE FUCKING SIMPSSHOES ANTHM I NEEDLOVE IT

#Twilight #Twilight renaissance #Breaking Dawn #Breaking Dawn Part One #Breaking Dawn review #simp ass hoes #simp ass hoes fandom #we hate canon #WE HATE CANON HERE

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thegayofyote · 7 years

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my thoughts while reading the Lightning Thief

-hello, smol child

-nvm you cunt you left Grover

-Smelly Gabe more like Smelly Cunt

-how do you say 'Chiron' *goes on Google*

-oooOOOOOOoooooOoo we meet the future love interest hOoowWwwWWWW iNterestiinNgGgg

-i would throw tin cans too tbh

-Ares sounds ugly

-oooOOOOOOoooooOoo Tunnel of Love

-tunnel of love more like nope

-what kind of a name is "Crusty" tf

-i want a LotusCard I'm so broke shfjsjkhdk

-Fuck you Smelly Cunt

-how do you say 'Charo- oH they have pronunciation yEET

-all these dead people and you still ain't deceased (*CoUgH*peanut)

-iM cRyInG oVer A tHree-hEaDed dOG iM nOt oKay

-i don't trust those shoes they probably knock-off converse smh

-wait so he's NOT blue like in Hercules?

-i just remembered they're all like 12

-eat those pearls and yeet outta there

-Fuck you, Ares

-nope nvm poor child you need like an immortal psychiatrist

-wow human are dumb

-dOnt gEt oN tHaT pLanE hOe

-dOnT gEt oN tHat eLevAtOr hOe

-HUG YOUR SON YOU OVERGROWN BODY OF WATER

-Fuck you Smelly Cunt

- *percy gets Medusa's head back*use your head *slaps knee*

-*hEAVESwith tears streaming down my face* I. NEED. MORE. SALLY X POSEIDEN.

-somethings gonna happen at camp istg

-NO DONT GO GROVER I LOVE YOU

-Fuck you Luke

- kRoNOS cHeW mY bALLs

- NO DONT GO ANNABETH I LOVE YOU

-wait that's the end?????????????? I need the rest of the series nOW

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bitchronan · 7 years

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Shit Slytherins Say

Nottgrass, Dransy

Non-magical, college, texting AU

For my wife @daphnegreengrass

ao3

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: What in the name of merlin did I do last night

Astoria to fuck bitches get money: Honey what didn’t u do

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Someone pls enlighten me, all my shoes r in the shoer

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: *shower

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: I need to wash my hair but

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: I cannot move them

Daphne to fuck bitches get money: lmaoo u pushed draco into the pond

Daphne to fuck bitches get money: Hes super pissed at u

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Whoops lmao is that why I facetimed him at 5am

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Lil bitch didn’t answer

Millie to fuck bitches get money: He texted me at 7 that he found a small fish in his ear

Millie to fuck bitches get money: I’m p sure he was lying

Millie to fuck bitches get money: But the point stands that he is very mad at u

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Pls it’s just a pond it’s not like I killed his mum

Millie to fuck bitches get money: He told me to tell u that his Gucci shoes r ruined and ur buying him new ones

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: lmao as if I am

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Has anyone heard from tracey ???

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Is she even alive

Astoria to fuck bitches get money: She texted me like an hour ago ‘imf atill durnk’

Pansy to fuck bitches get money: Oh that’s good

Pansy to dragon boi: Heard u fell in the pond

Draco to satans accomplice: Fuck u

Pansy to dragon boi: Rude

Draco to satans accomplice: U fuckin pushed me in

Pansy to dragon boi: You have absolutely no proof I did

Draco to satans accomplice: Blaise filmed it

Pansy to dragon boi: Smug bastard

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: omg send me the video of draco falling in the pond

Blaise to short and vindictive: Y’know.. I heard he was pushed

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: Pushed? Idk her

Blaise to short and vindictive: Video Attachment

Pansy to tall dark and ?? handsome: Have my children

Draco to satans accomplice: You owe me new shoes

Pansy to dragon boi: Draco there r people that are dying

Draco to satans accomplice: Don’t quote the kardashians ar me u shoe ruining hussy

Theo to fuck flops: I would just like to state

Theo to fuck flops: That anything I may or may not have said alst night is inadmissible in a court of law

Tracey to fuck flops: Wat??

Daphne to fuck flops: She lives!!

Blaise to fuck flops: Would u happen to be

Blaise to fuck flops: Referring to that thing that u said to me

Blaise to fuck flops: About

Theo to blaine: Shut ur whore mouth

Blaise to fuck flops: Cantaloupes?

Draco to fuck flops: Cantaloupes???

Theo to fuck flops: Yeah cantaloupes

Daphne to fuck flops: I thought u hate melon??

Theo to fuck flops: I lied. Melon is my lifeblood

Pansy to to fuck flops: Wtf

Daphne to fuck flops: Traitor

Pansy to fuck flops: In This House we Hate Melon

Tracey to fuck flops: I like melon

Pansy removed Tracey from the group

Theo to fuck flops: Savagery

Pansy to fuck flops: Watch out ur nect

Pansy to fuck flops: Cantaloupe whote

Blaise to fuck flops: Whote

Pansy to fuck flops: Watch ur tone

Astoria added Tracey to the group

Tracey to fuck flops: Melon is the grossest

Pansy named the group kill the cantaloupes

Theo to greenAss: Are you coming to class today?

Astoria to Nott Cool: As if I would miss it

Theo to greenAss: You didn’t come last week

Theo to greenAss: Or the week before

Daphne to Nott Cool: Special circumstances

Theo to greenAss: You went shopping

Daphne to Nott Cool: It was important

Daphne to Nott Cool: I needed shoes

Theo to greenAss: You have a whole closet of shoes?

Daphne to Nott Cool: Nott physically but emotionally

Theo to greenAss: Oh of course, I get you now

Theo to greenAss: So ur coming??

Daphne to Nott Cool: Ya On my way!

Theo to greenAss: Okay nerd chill out

Daphne to Nott Cool: Autocorrect ffs

Theo to blaine: Help she’s coming to class today

Blaise to TheHo: Bro chill tf out you two are friends

Blaise to TheHo: You literally have this class together every week

Theo to blaine: Yeah, but we haven’t been alone together since the other week

Blaise to TheHo: It’s nott like she knows

Theo to blaine: Doesn’t she? ? Aren’t girls psychic or something

Blaise to TheHo: You’re beyond help

Theo to blaine: Fuck you.

Blaise to TheHo: How would Daphne feel?

Astoria to pansie: So you know how

Astoria to pansie: Draco has a crazy embarrassing crush on you

Astoria to pansie: And you’re like

Astoria to pansie: Completely obsessed w him but u think ur lowkey?

Astoria to pansie: That’s like how Theo n Daph are

Astoria to pansie: Ya feel?

Daphne to Nott Cool: I don’t get it

Theo to greenAss: I’m literally right next to you..

Daphne to Nott Cool: God forbid we talk in class

Theo to greenAss: We are talking

Daphne to Nott Cool: We’re texting

Theo to greenAss: Okay smartass

Daphne to Nott Cool: That’s me

Theo to greenAss: Oh, guess you don’t need me to explain what she’s talking about then?

Daphne to Nott Cool: No wait!! Come back !!!

Theo to greenAss: Still right next to you

Daphne to Nott Cool: :)

Pansy to daphne 2.0: what The fuck.?

Astoria to pansie: You didn’t know Theo and Daphne liked each other??

Astoria to pansie: Are you blind?

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I wish, at least then I wouldn’t have to read ur stupid ass messages

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I would agree w ur insight if it weren’t completely flawed in the fact that Draco does not have a crush on me

Astoria to pansie: Didn’t deny yours on him :)

Pansy to daphne 2.0: Come back when you have a brain and we’ll discuss this further

Astoria to pansie: This being..? You and Draco or Daph and Thee?

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I’ve hired hit men. They’re on their way

Pansy to daphne 2.0: I wish I could say it was nice knowing you

Draco to satans accomplice: We still on for tonight?

Pansy to dragon boi: Oh I can’t tonight, I have an essay due. Raincheck?

Draco to satans accomplice: Since when did you actually turn in work?

Pansy to dragon boi: Haha, sorry! It’s like half my grade!

Draco to blaze🔥: Look what pansy just said to me

Draco to blaze🔥: Image Attachment

Draco to blaze🔥: She’s being weird right? I’m not imagining it

Blaise to DracHoe: Oooh boy, punctuation and everything!! What did you do?

Draco to blaze🔥: Nothing!! She just started being rlly strange w me

Draco to blaze🔥: Since when did she take a raincheck on downton???

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph

Daphne to pants: Pans wtf I’m just trying to mind my own business

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Ur little sister

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I s2g she’s fucking w me on purpose

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I just had the most awkward convo w Draco

Daphne to pants: Did he confess his feelings for you?

Daphne to pants: I woulda thought he’d at least do it in person

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daph fuck off

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I swear this is a conspiracy

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’m seriously

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Tori told me Draco likes me which is obv a lie but now idk what to say to him???

Daphne to pants: Pans idk if you’re blind, stubborn or just actually idiotic but that boy has been head over heels for you since we were in 9th grade

Pansy to astoria 2.0: What?

Daphne to pants: Girl

Daphne to pants: You’re beyond help

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Says you

Daphne to pants: ???

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’ll get my act together when you and theo do

Daphne to pants: What about me and Theo?

Pansy to astoria 2.0: You Know

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Guys we haven’t all hung out in a week

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: I’m starting to forget what you all look like

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Blaise you’re white right??

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: Some of us are studying

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: Finals are soon

Draco to kill the cantaloupes: Who?? You wouldn’t know studying if it gave you a lap dance

Pansy to kill the cantaloupes: 🙄🙄

Daphne to kill the cantaloupes: Draco’s right tho

Daphne to kill the cantaloupes: I miss u all

Theo to kill the cantaloupes: Aw we miss you too Daph

Blaise to kill the cantaloupes: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Millie to kill the cantaloupes: ????

Astoria to kill the cantaloupes: I want burgers

Tracey to kill the cantaloupes: plural?

Astoria to kill the cantaloupes: Did I fucking stutter?

Draco to satans accomplice: Pans wtf is going on?

Draco to satans accomplice: Are you mad at me?

Pansy to dragon boi: No, why?

Draco to satans accomplice: We haven’t spoken outside the group chat in over a week and you pretty much ignored me at dinner the other day

Pansy to dragon boi: No I didn’t

Draco to satans accomplice: You did! What’s going on??

Pansy to dragon boi: Nothing

Draco to satans accomplice: I’m coming to your room

Pansy to dragon boi: I’m not in

Draco to satans accomplice: You posted on your sc story 3 minutes ago

Pansy to dragon boi: Stalker

Daphne to pants: Are you and Draco holding hands under the table??

Pansy to astoria 2.0: No

Daphne to pants: You moved your hand to text me..

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Maybe

Daphne to pants: B I T C H !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Nothing

Daphne to pants: Fucking. Spill

Pansy to astoria 2.0: He called me out for bein awkward af w him

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Bc I didn’t know what to do when I found out he liked me

Daphne to pants: I recall. Vividly.

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And he came to my room and was like ‘whats going on?? Why are you being so weird?’

Pansy to astoria 2.0: N I like skirted around it but eventually I was like Tori told me you like me and idk what to do??

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And he got kinda?? Angry?? Like not angry but he was like ‘why is that such a big deal??’

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like….. It’s not?? I just? Didn’t know if it was true

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And then he was like, I’ve been in love w you since we were 13

Daphne to pants: Aw!!! Aw !!! Awwwwww !!!!!

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Lmao don’t tell anyone he’d kill me for #Exposing him

Daphne to pants: No he wouldn’t, he looooves you

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like …….

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Then he was like ‘Okay.’ Really slowly and started to leave

Pansy to astoria 2.0: And I was like ‘wait! I guess.. I love you too’

Daphne to pants: ‘I guess’ im FUCKINF 😂😂

Pansy to astoria 2.0: 😊😊😊

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Honestly though

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I swear im stunted emotionally

Pansy to astoria 2.0: But it worked out

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Hence the hand holding under the table

Daphne to pants: !!!!!!!!!!!! I’m so happy for you !!

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I kept up my half of the deal

Daphne to pants: Huh???

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I said I’d sort myself out if you and Theo did

Daphne to pants: That’s different

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Name 12 of their songs

Daphne to pants: 🙄🙄

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: I told Daph

Draco to satans accomplice💘: I know I literally read the entire conversation over your shoulder

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: Stalker

Draco to satans accomplice💘: You love it

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: You love me

Draco to satans accomplice💘: Shut up

Pansy to dragon boi❤️: ❤️

Daphne to pants: Consider the deal kept

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Daphne what the fuck

Pansy to astoria 2.0: Where are you?? I lost you at like midnight?? Smh.. white girls

Daphne to pants: I’m .. a t theos

Pansy to astoria 2.0: WHAT

Daphne to pants: In his bed……..

Pansy to astoria 2.0: WHAT X2

Pansy to astoria 2.0: THAT WASN’T EXACTLY WHAT I MEANT

Daphne to pants: :) shit happens

Pansy to astoria 2.0: I’m so done w u

Daphne to pants: U told me to

Pansy to astoria 2.0: 🙄🙄🙄

#mine #*fic #draco malfoy #pansy parkinson #millicent bulstrode #theo nott #blaise zabini #daphne greengrass #astoria greengrass #hp:fic #dransy #nottgrass #hp:mine

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houseofspiderwebs · 7 years

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all for the botanical asks my string bean

o my....this is gonna take a while (thank you my son)

baby’s breath: 5 things you associate yourself with: procrastination, goats, sweaters, any kind of cat lady-related product, and a deep hatred for summer

bleeding heart: what makes you heart go mushy? cats, doggos, puppers, i have such a soft spot for cute things in general

bell flower: what’s the title of the song that makes you want to jump around out of joy? idk if there’s any songs that make me feel...joyful, per se, but Dare by Gorillaz is a fuckin banger that makes me want to jam tf out

evening primrose: what’s your sleeping playlist (give me 5 songs)? hrrgh tbh i don’t listen to songs to make me fall asleep? if anything i’ll listen to ambient sounds, but mostly i either listen to ASMR videos or nothing at all

forget-me-not: who is your favorite blog who isn’t following you? uhhhh either @sergle or @iguanamouth bc they’re both cool and funny and gr8 artists -puts lips on microphone- PLEASE NOTICE ME

daffodil: what is one plant that you want to have but can never get? oh gosh i love succulents theyre so cute !! but they’re hard to take care of and i had one once but it died. i’m terrible at taking care of plants. i’m the worst plant mom. (also the water on campus is absolute shite)

calla lily: are you more of a sunny day or a rainy evening? rain rain rain rain raIN RAIN RA--

foxglove: what is your favorite color and in what shade? it varies, but i always dig a rly deep shade of purple

lavender: what is something that you’ve always wanted to be/have/get but can never have? -emo voice- a sense of purpose. jk i’ve always wanted to be a bazillionaire with a bigass mansion that has changing staircases and secret rooms and a dUNGEON

love in a mist: what is the latest dream that you remember? i was trying to buy ice cream and realized i was gonna be late for work, so i took a bus but missed my stop and got off and ran and my mom came and picked me up and brought my work uniform and i was late for work and realized that my shoes weren’t on and they took $99 out of my paycheck and i kept trying to call my mom but my phone wouldn’t work and i woke up and my teeth hurt.

daisy: what is your favorite flavor of cotton candy, ice cream, and juice? blue, butter pecan (fight me i’m an old lady), and pineapple

painter’s palette: are you more of a singer, dancer, painter, or instrumentalist? i suck at all of these, but i sometimes play instruments. not as much anymore tho.

tulip: what is your most favorite make-up product? do you like it more natural, dark, or etc? idk i have a nice ass liquid lipstick that’s like, BRIGHT red and i dig it a lot. it depends on the day tbh, i’m not that good at makeup so i usually go natural, but i also love vampy lip colors and dramatic eyes.

waxflower: are you a bee or a butterfly person? a dog or a cat person? butterfly and cat although i also love doggos

sugarbush: do you have sweet tooth? if yes, what’s your favorite sweets? if no, why? my favorite is no bake cookies. i could eat 50 of those fuckers. but in general i’m not a huge fan of sweets, i love dark chocolate bc it’s not as sugary.

sunflower: would you like to be a fairy or a mermaid? fairy. i was gonna pick mermaid but if a fish touched me i would scream

sweet pea: what would you like to call your significant other? i call him the normal sweetie/sweetheart/babe/etc. but i also call him my grizzly bear

sea lavender: can you swim? which strokes can you do? not to brag but i can do a killer doggie paddle

windflower: list 5 of your favorite blogs and explain why i like them: o boy.... @unflatteringcatselfies (because this is great and everyone should follow this blog) @dailyrowlet @pokemon-personalities (both cute blogs that always cheer me up) @call-me-zero (you’re kind enough to reblog my shitty original posts and selfies bless u) and @bipositive because i love being a bisexual

golden rod: are you more of a baker or a cook? cook i guess even though i’m not that good at it

bloom: what is something that you would like to tell your children? i don’t want any

peony: what is something that you wish your parents could’ve told you? “we respect your boundaries and also accept that you’re bi” (whoops that was depressing)

prairie gentian: do you have a significant other? yes

september flower: are you more of a sunshine or sunset person?

bird of paradise: do you wake up early? do you sleep early? i have shit sleeping habits and tend to stay up until 2-3 and sleep in until 11

marigold: what’s your favorite tea? i loooooove ginger tea

peruvian lily: what are the names of your pets? orphie and sunshine ♥

hyacinth: do you name your plants? yeah but i don’t have any at the moment (rip planty devito)

lilac: would you rather sleep and be cozy or hang out with your friends? sleep. always. (this is also why i don’t have friends)

poppy: do you like to dip your fries or do you like it as is? i love dipping things!!!

dandelion: any special talent that you have? i’m ridiculously good at picking out voice actors in cartoons/anime which is the most useless talent ever

#thank u again i love answering these and havent gotten one in a while #also i hope nobody feels bad i love so many blogs #sunshine-boy-apollo

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