#text screenshots

[chivalricmaiden]

the tweet and the print in question btw

[avalilsbfss]

F1 drivers as dads - text stories

Drivers: Lewis Hamilton, lando Norris, Oscar piastri, max verstapan, Charles leclerc, Carlos sainz.

Summery: f1 divers as dads

Pairing: drivers x reader

Warnings: none, fluff, suggestive things

Master list

GIVE ME SUGESTIONS FOR MORE!!

[milfstalin]

Malthusianism/Ecofascism and the International Monetary Fund/World Bank

[excerpted from my copy of Michael Hudson's Super-Imperialism, 2nd edition, section II chapter 7]

[michael hudson then describes the Partners in Development (1969) program and its ill-suitedness to the actual task at hand & the necessity to reform the agricultural production to support high-value-added production, which the program ignores]

[leona-florianova]

-Post Captain

-The Surgeon's Mate

[deer-vertebrae]

embarking on a journey of drawimg random characters as batshit texts from my friends

happy cumplane everyone

[yok00k]

messages scenarios <pt.I>

pairing: hellokittylover/coquette!oc x boxer!jk

genre: pure fluff

warning: cuteness overload!!, they’re both cute & silly, overusing of the petname “baby”, jk acting like a sugar daddy

a/n: thx to the anon who requested a text scenarios🫶🏻 tbh i didn’t feel like im too creative to do them but here we gaurr <let me know if yall want some more 0.0>

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next: part two

[witless-winion1]

guys I just realized something silly

This might just be my phone but if you type “hmmm”, depending on the length of the m’s you get different emojis. Like the emoji’s are trying to figure out what kind of hmmm it is.

So strange, isn’t it

shoutout to @hyperfixationjunkie for allowing me to slam into her window like a flightless bird launched from a catapult on a regular basis. Love ya darlin

[atarathegreat]

Beautiful text messages with my baby @dumbodinopotatoqueen

[fehck]

[loubella77]

[divinetransseraphim]

Hey so I don’t usually do PSAs or anything but there’s a fairly convincing scam going around that almost got me because it popped up while I am waiting for like three different packages rn.

Here’s a screenshot of the scam text + an explanation from my father (Mail carrier for the USPS almost 10 years) on what’s wrong with this

Idk what they’re trying to get from this scam but I know it is one, and apparently it is fairly convincing! As I said it had crazy good timing for me.

[icespur]

Persona 5 Strikers Spoilers for second Jail/level below

These are very old screenshots. I'm much farther in the game now, but I screenshoted and saved this convo because it's amazing.

YES, GO OFF YUSUKE 👏

[darkwingsnark]

You know, perhaps the true power of friendship would be stopping me from being the only one writing in group chat. This sounds unhinged.

[leona-florianova]

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... *sigh*

--The Ionian Mission

[whatkindofsoupp]

Courtesy of @aubergine-with-no-peen

[myrmyr21]

This just in on "funniest texts I've received from my fiancé"