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lazyspeedster93 · 8 months ago
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softstrawberrycreamcake · 5 months ago
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guardcanine · 2 months ago
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love how other social media platforms like instagram are just people trying to show their followers how perfect and luxurious their lives are while here on tumblr it's just us showing off our mental illnesses and how fucked our lives are. this is why we're superior
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legalisecatboyss · 5 months ago
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phil adding to his reputation of not giving a shit about dan’s health by calling his orthostatic hypotension “so annoying” is giving me life, this man is simply allergic to losing the idgaf war
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bebx · 3 months ago
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me, on trial: your honor, it was funny. you just have no sense of humor
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kuwkedits · 4 months ago
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☁️Comfy Cozy Monday☁️
The Lov takes care of overworked reader… in their own way
Authors Note:the time stamp matters sorry besties
Tags: c.c.m☁️ / comedy🎭
⚠️CW: Kys jokes, one(1) kidnapping joke, lots of swearing, threats, Arson
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a-random-citrus · 1 month ago
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noobshipper vs proshipper vs hackershipper
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theredrenard · 5 months ago
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Incorrect 9-1-1 + text posts (part 2/??) prev || next
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cheese-rat29 · 10 months ago
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this poor kid. your dad dies, and your mom remarries. your step-dad is cool! he teaches you how to fish and he brings home a bunch of dogs! fast forward a little bit and it turns out your cool step-dad is locked in a psychosexual viscera-filled chess game with a bisexual cannibal. like what do you even do about that.
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emotinalsupportturtle · 9 months ago
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..and he wrote them for David Tennant
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becomingvecna · 1 year ago
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“I don’t have enough brain cells for this” and “I’m too mentally exhausted for this” should be valid and justifiable reasons to excuse yourself from any task assigned to you by your employer without any consequences or punishment like actually
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one-time-i-dreamt · 11 months ago
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I was looking for my friend in a dormitory exclusively for transmasc people. He is, in fact, amab, so I don’t know why I thought he’d be there. I eventually found him in the back-row seats of a theater where he was watching a stand-up comedian do a routine about My Little Pony.
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softstrawberrycreamcake · 4 months ago
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parkerthejester · 2 years ago
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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months ago
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haha just kidding, nothing is free!
100 bucks. fork it over.
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psychictimestone · 11 months ago
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Thinking about Silver and the references to his love of (blue) skies 🔵☁️
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