#texpost

[bobwess]

[yourhighness6]

ATLA The Older Generations Textposts

[troybarnesbabygirlconfirmed]

no way

[violent138]

Leslie, glaring suspiciously: "And this is all the medications you're on?"

Batkid: "Well."

Leslie: "You know this doesn't work if you're not honest right?"

Batkid: "No I know, it's just I don't know the names of all of them."

Leslie:

Leslie: "Are you kidding me right now? Where did you get them?"

Batkid: "Some of them are from B's utility belt, in some random pocket."

Leslie:

*moments later*

Bruce: "What was so urgent--" *sees look on Leslie's face* "--how are you doing today Lesl--"

Leslie: "Save it. What are these?" *gestures to assortment of meds*

Bruce: "Well I'm not--"

Leslie: "Do not lie to me."

Bruce: "I wasn't going to, Alfred buys them."

Batkid: "Alfie's buying the drugs?"

Leslie:

Leslie, sighing deeply and reaching for the phone:

[beanmakes]

All my braincells have gone into making text posts recently

[itolerate]

txf textposts part 13

[nationmckinleyscorset]

[alventodelmiocuore]

Do u guys think that shadowhunters pay income tax? I mean from what I remember they earn a salary so they must right. I hope the immortal beings are getting taxed too considering theyre like, loaded. At least, most of them. I mean I'm sure there are dirt poor warlocks who spent 200 years doing absolute fuck all on a remote island but if Magnus' lifestyle is any indication then we must assume lots of them are gilded. So where does that leave us? Are there laws in place for this or do they just rely on the warlocks' philanthropic efforts? Do u see what I mean. Its not sustainable. I hope the shadow world has, like, a progressive tax system in place. I may be projecting. Its been a tough day .

[cactusjuiceconnoisseur]

here take these

[lestangestthing]

guess who's obsessed w the hunger games ⁉️⁉️⁉️

[bobwess]

[psstwantsomecheese]

Silmarillion as stuff I have on my phone part 2

[violent138]

Batman, stepping over the bodies and walking up to Selina: "Can I get you a drink?"

Selina, leaning against the bar: "Considering you knocked out the bartender, I think you have to."

Bruce: *slightly awkwardly leans in for a kiss*

Robin, over comms: "B! I think I found a way in, two minutes--"

Batman, choking: "Negative Robin! Situation's handled, go home."

Robin: "Are you sure?"

Selina: *laughing*

Bruce: "Yup, chum, home now, thanks." *clears throat* "Now where were we?"

[nierielfaegir]

Horus, in the middle of a battle: "I know I'm going to survive this because when I die I'm going to die smothered by Seth's thighs or not at all"

Seth *throwing down his khopesh and facing the attacking enemy*: "Please just kill me"

[itolerate]

txf textposts part 7

[patrokronk]

Agamemnon: are you disobeying your king?

Achilles: you bet your hairy butt I am