#test k

[carong1068]

JBL PROAQUATEST K Potassium

Kiểm tra nhanh để xác định hàm lượng kali trong bể cá nước ngọt JBL PROAQUATEST K Kali – Model: JBL PROAQUATEST K Potassium– Hãng sản xuất: JBL– Xuất xứ: Germany– Trọng lượng: 72g– Hộp đủ 25 lần test Tính năng: Để cây thủy sinh phát triển hoàn hảo: xác định giá trị kali lý tưởng là rất quan trọng để theo dõi quá trình bón phân cho hồ thủy sinh Kiểm tra nhanh: đổ nước mẫu vào cuvet, thêm thuốc…

[pomegranatears]

Boys with the personality of a puppy are the most precious little things. They get overexcited when they see you, and they might lack a tail to wag but you'll see how agitated they are. Absolutely adorable and clingy, following you everywhere you go.

I love how needy they are, constantly wanting to be touched and to feel mommy softly scratching them whilst telling them how pretty they are and that they're a good boy. Some of them get immediately flustered and in others, you can look between their legs and see how much it affected them.

Puppies that can't wait for you to get home and greet you as if you've been away for an entire month, they won't calm down until you kiss and hug them. They're attention whores, a little bit pathetic, but aren't they just so so sweet?

And you will want to give it to them. They are the best boys, who deserve to be coddled, covered in marks, embraced, and fucked until all that energy - and their cum - is drained.

Also! Make them wear a collar, they love it, and remind them of drinking water; their brain is so full of thoughts of you that they can forget sometimes ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

[cloudyshade]

someone get this guy a therapist

[no-psi-nan]

It's always really funny to me when people expect Saiki to solve the problems of everyone on the planet with his powers. When the entire show is about how Saiki can barely solve basic ass normal social interactions with his powers.

Also it's pretty clear in the series that he's trying to not use Mind Control any more or get involved with people's problems because the last time he did that he ended up almost killing a bunch of kids and getting severe trauma lol. Plus some sort of bizarre unintended consequence ALWAYS shows up after he does this.

Especially funny when in-universe the only person who shares this opinion is Kusuke, who is correctly villainized for thinking Saiki should sacrifice his life to fix the world's problems as if there will be no unintended consequences or risks to doing so, and as if Saiki does not have the right to live his own life in the quiet harmless manner he desires.

[bottombaron]

So, I'm going to either make this joke more or less funny by explaining it, Colin Robinson-style:

Nandor isn't being an idiot by misspelling 'knowledge', he's spelling it phonetically.

Why? Well, it's probably not just that English is a horrendous abomination sent by god to punish us and an even worse trail for English learners either, but Persain is a (mostly) phonetic language!

This means each letter has a corresponding sound and words are phonetic in spelling (again, for the most part), unlike 'knowledge' in English where there are like...at least three?? unnecessary extra letters.

So, what's the phonetic spelling of 'knowledge' look like?

nolij

[amanitacurses]

[carong1068]

Test kali, kiểm tra kali trong bể cá nước ngọt JBL PROAQUATEST K Kali

Kiểm tra nhanh để xác định hàm lượng kali trong bể cá nước ngọt JBL PROAQUATEST K Kali – Model: JBL PROAQUATEST K Potassium– Hãng sản xuất: JBL– Xuất xứ: Germany– Trọng lượng: 72g– Hộp đủ 25 lần test Tính năng: Để cây thủy sinh phát triển hoàn hảo: xác định giá trị kali lý tưởng là rất quan trọng để theo dõi quá trình bón phân cho hồ thủy sinh Kiểm tra nhanh: đổ nước mẫu vào cuvet, thêm thuốc…

[pomegranatears]

I don't want anything unreasonable. I just need to sit on my sweet boy's lap, drape one arm around your neck, move my other hand down your torso, and make you cum in your pants 🥺

I want to see the way your lips part and a low gasp escapes when you feel my fingers against the bulge in your pants. I know you want them out, puppy, but mommy doesn't want to move away, so I guess they're staying. I'm not telling you to cum, why are you worried about that, baby? I'm just touching you, have you got no self-control?

Squirming and panting under my touch would just lead to me grabbing your hair to pull your head back to expose your neck. Mommy would kiss the soft skin while rubbing your clothed cock and keeping your head in place ° ᡣ𐭩 . ° .

I can only wonder how long it would take for you to make a mess

[weezerlvr228]

i love this photo sm they’re so cutie

[gay-mooshrooms]

when you get bored at school so you start writing an essay talking about how the differences in spock's characterization and relationship with kirk between tos and aos are because of the differences in his childhood and relationship with his parents and then three hours later you're sitting in front of 1700 words and you're only halfway done

[fishingforwords]

machines are human, too.

porter robinson, sad machine || sun yuan and peng yu, can't help myself || boston dynamics || the washington post || new york post || boston dynamics || tumblr || phillip k dick, do androids dream of electric sheep? || plainsight || wikipedia, turing test || kurt vonnegut, breakfast of champions

[hazbinbabbling4ever]

Your daily reminder JK Rowling sucks.

[the-villainous-ace]

I just think he's pretty

[ruuinxs]

as a junior with horrible burnout I vouch for a saiki k friend group before exam week breakdown. like kaido hasn’t slept in two weeks, yumehara is stress eating, kokomi has tutoring every other day, saiki is trying to figure out what to do for his advanced art class final, kuboyasu doesn’t know what a noun is, nendo is—okay, well, nendo is kinda fine, but he also has no idea when his tests are. aiura is fs trying to look into the future to cheat. the only one that’s actually okay and isn’t stressed is akechi

[satirn]

im not so sure anymore

[joannerowling]

https://www.tumblr.com/joannerowling/758372387687399424/theyre-like-their-favourite-boy-writers-only

I read this post and got really surprised of how many authors were so salty (to not say worse things, GRRM made me disgusted) about JKR’s success. In this context, what do you think about Ursula K Le Guin’s opinions of JKR? Those always sounded to me like a bit of envy.

It's definitely envy, as well as misplaced ego, and i think subconscious misogyny even if she wouldn't have liked hearing that. For context i'll put the quote of hers about Rowling below:

[…] What’s the difference between being influenced by a body of work and admitting it, and being influenced by a body of work and not admitting it? This last is the situation, as I see it, between my A Wizard of Earthsea and J.K.Rowling’s Harry Potter. I didn’t originate the idea of a school for wizards — if anybody did it was T.H.White, though he did it in single throwaway line and didn’t develop it. I was the first to do that. Years later, Rowling took the idea and developed it along other lines. She didn't plagiarize. She didn’t copy anything. Her book, in fact, could hardly be more different from mine, in style, spirit, everything. The only thing that rankles me is her apparent reluctance to admit that she ever learned anything from other writers. When ignorant critics praised her wonderful originality in inventing the idea of a wizards’ school, and some of them even seemed to believe that she had invented fantasy, she let them do so. This, I think, was ungenerous, and in the long run unwise.

Two things here:

First, like others, Le Guin apparently couldn't fathom that someone else might have come up with a similar concept as she did all on their own, without having ever read her books. It's worth noting that AWoE was published in 1971 in the UK, when JKR was already 6. While it was praised by critics on release and moderately successful, you could hardly have called it a classic. I mean, it's not like Brits don't have an entire genre dedicated to stories set in private schools, and a love for wizard and fairy tales older than the US. The idea that a British woman couldn't possibly have imagined "a school for wizards" without reading some newcoming American is hilariously conceited.

(Made even funnier by the fact that many of the criticisms that were thrown at Rowling over the years involved a variation of, 'her plot/character/ideas/world-building is too generic'.)

Secondly, no male writer would ever be blamed for the exaggerations and mistakes of journalists. Nor would any man be expected to be "generous" to fellow writers, by pretending to have been influenced by them when they were not. No man who were as open about his literary influences as JKR has been would be suspected of lying.

The fact is, Pratchett, Le Guin, GRRM and co. simply didn't like that JKR cited classics in those interviews, rather than their favoured brand of genre literature, sci-fi and fantasy. People like Pratchett were and are still convinced that they are an oppressed and unfairly derided caste amongst writers, which the snotty elites wrinkle their noses at but the pure of heart lower classes love.