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2023 Tesla Roadster

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Terrible Tesla driver gets into fender bender with car on highway

[nando161mando]

Your regular reminder that Musk doesn't suck only at his disinformation and hate propagation site. And the 5th circuit court is willing to anything to make things worse for regular people.

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Tesla pushes US appeals court to uphold ban on workers' union t-shirts | Reuters

#TeslaSucks #MuskSucks #Union #ElonSkum

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Hello my beautiful readers, this thanks giving I am thankful for @gondermark @r3nvy for supporting my work! Now Part 6, as ordered. 

Twitter sat nervously in the back of One of Master Musks self diving Tesla. Twitter shuddered, trying to ignore the ‘speed bumps’ in the road. 

(So far, not that Twitter was counting, the car had killed 40 bloggers, incorrectly answered 5 trolley problems, and caused 2 fires. So it was a pretty good drive all things considering.)

The car skidded to a stop. And before Twitter to react the door flew open and He was tossed into into the street and the car had skidded away, and burst into flames two seconds later. 

Turning away from the flaming disaster of a vehicle, Twitter took in the cite before him. He’d expected someone to greet him but…nothing. 

Twitter took a step forward. The giant t loomed above Him. 

tumblr.com His new home.

Stealing Himself, Twitter took his first step, 

into the unknown…

LIKE/COMENT for PART 7! 

[dottiemdy]

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[nerbulent]

newest turn signal. so you remember when you had to put your dick out the side mirror to turn signal. wheel. it's got better.

but now. yesla is make ing it even better. twitter integration. every time you turn signal, it'll send your serial number (engraved into your penis. women don't get them because they can't drive.) to the yesla twitter account and it will make a tweet with your serial number and which way your turning

. it also ads geographical cordibates so people around you know where you aren't turning. the best part is that the cordibates are wrong

[specterproducts]

This is why Musk isn't worried about dropping Tesla stock or the Twitter shit storm. After 4 years of shameless hypocrisy and betrayal of workers, abortion rights and queer people, main issues on the 2022 ballots, its likely DeSantis will win the 2024 election. Musk is now positioning himself to replace Trump as GOP kingmaker, and will be able to count on fat Federal deals, especially through the military (which he already has via Starlink/SpaceX), to push his stock back up. This fascist piece of shit (and make no mistake, whatever his lies, Musk is making moves right out of the interwar fascist period) is a threat to everything decent in the world. He deserves the same fate as Nazis and the KKK.

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Elon Musk Net worth in 2023

Elon Musk is the CEO of Tesla Electric Car Company and he makes the parts and batteries for these cars. Musk also makes solar energy systems. Musk’s company Tesla has made a lot of progress. Tesla’s market value is more than the market value of many companies.

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