#terrifying food

[culturevulturette]

You know you want to try it, so here's some recipes...

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Council of lovefools.

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[terrifyingjellyfish]

Nour is on Nintendo Switch!!! Grab it now for $9.99 on the Nintendo eShop 🍔🍙🍳

[trauma-bot]

sin eater

[aniseandspearmint]

Saw a post talking about avoiding commercial meat the next four years and smh

Its not just the meat, its gonna be EVERYTHING.

All food is going to be less safe. Meat to flour to lettuce.

If you can access alternative sources of meat, good. If you can garden, good.

But if you're like me, and in a city with no ability to keep chickens or rabbits, or garden well (no space or money for meat animals, and my soil isn't safe yet for food growing. I'm working on it but its the work of years) thats going to be impossible.

The best you can do is watch the recall lists religiously, and cook ALL your meats as well as possible.

Mostly the kind of dangers won't be things you can taste or see, but also stay vigilant for crap like glass and plastic in things.

Be vigilant with packaging, make sure nothing is punctured or swollen to avoid botulism. If a foods plastic packaging is loose at all, DO NOT buy it.

Don't immediately throw away packaging/labels after you eat something, or take a picture of the lot numbers and dates, just in case you get sick after eating it.

If you can, stock up on things you can freeze now, in the next few months before orange sauron takes over. He probably won't immediately screw with the safety regs, he'll have bigger things to hit first, so try and stockpile what you can before he does.

And lets all hope that he won't try and stay past his term like he's told everyone and god he intends to.

Stay safe, stay alive.

[luna-loveboop]

Twilight and Legends relationship

...I love it

**in this post there's a lot of stuff I didn't notice before. I'm gonna resist the urge to write an essay on each point, and attempt to leave most of it up to the reader's interpretation**

Ok ok there's a ton of stuff here, starting with early character scenes

They're like the rest of the chain: They fight together and talk. Legend is close to Hyrule, and Twilight to Wild and Time.

We see some things Twilight and Legend have in common. One is their dislike of Hyrule knights, and-

As seen in the Gerudo clothes scene, both Twi and Leg like to mess around with pranks and have a lot of snark... wonder what would happen if they worked together

But there's something really important about how Twilight views Legend:

I wasn't aware this was before looking closely at their interactions but... Twilight didn't originally like Legend. This is shown a lot later on- in his facial expressions and words towards Legend. But from the start he didn't like him much, and here's why:

From the start, Jojo says this- Twilight judges Legend's actions as too harsh since his mannerisms come across as picking on someone. (Also Sky you are so so pure and cute 10/10 most huggable Link)

Legend is abrasive because he's had so many adventures- he's hardened to the point of being sharp. But it's wonderful that that character can still be so loved- his heart is good (hero duh)

Twilight has always been a big brother. It makes him well loved (rightly so). Jojo says he knows people can change- for good or bad. But because of his past Twilight doesn't like people picking on others "not even a little". It's complicated- we see it affect Twilight's attitude towards Legend a lot.

Anywho moving on to the plot

Wolfie, Aka twilight

Dark mirror stuff happens, and Legend finds out Twi's Wolfie- as we all know. But he can't just. Acknowledge it of course. He's gotta probe and tease, asking pointed questions (snark snark snark)

And in his attempts to be certain about the Wolf stuff, we were blessed with:

Bunny Legend

Welp. That investigation did not go as planned.

Animal forms:

Bunnies are soft, but Legends actions are not. He is guarded and sharp yet his form shows how sweet his true heart is

Wolves will love/protect their family yet are fierce, they have fangs and will fight. The root of who Twilight is is his kindness and family

Also (sarcastic) good job to Four and Wild for being SO SUBTLE with their emotions when Legend's asking questions hinting he knows Twi's secret

Legend: asking questions about the secret shhh

Four and Wild: Are having a freaking heart attack about it

Twilight: starts ranting about goats

...

Once Twilight gets over the shock of Legend like. Absorbing his crystal. He... well, looking at the harshness in his face and words, this is where Legend's attitude and his past with Colin being bullied biased him against Legend.

Look at his face in each panel through the progression- Twilight is more and more confused thinking legend is not who he thought he was...

And Twilight certainly sympathizes/relates to being hurt by losing someone he loved (in whatever form the relationship took)

And WHY is it always girlfriend trauma with these boys of COURSE it's girlfriend trauma that brings them together NOT SHARING A SPIRIT AND LOVE OF SWINGING GLORIFIED METAL NO THEY HAVE TO BOND OVER RELATIONSHIPS GONE WRONG

Twilight then thinks well that's a good reason to be pretty changed because from the start Jojo said he'll always understand people changing...

So they go, and make legend human again (with pink hair) and Legend is... surprised. And grateful...

Another few defining moments:

Legend's dialogue thanking him is the real start of them connecting like in Leg's original character description "the most reliable, you want him on your team"

And again Twi's face, Twilight is looking at Leg differently throughout this- contemplating to be honest. Considering...

And remember when I said these two both like to prank? Well the second they have a shared experience and get back to camp they immediately team up and start barraging Warriors with snark

Heaven help the chain when these two are on the same side

Legend has never been close to people outside of the few he's accepted as his (love him and hyrule's bond). After this? Twilight's one of his people. There's much more expression of caring and closeness towards Twilight- something we don't see with many.

And then, well, Twilight nearly dies. And Legend, he cares

Bunny boys puppy dog eyes are gonna kill me someday

Twilights pretty injured, he really doesn't see/remember all these moments showing how much Legend wants to help

And then we have this moment

this moment

Matters so so much

Look at Twi's face. Look at his surprise, realization, and acceptance- this is when he realizes- when he sees how much Legend cares for him

Twi woke from his deathbed for his family

and then in the next few updates it's really cute- he just is barely recovering and legend is just... beside him. Staying by his side

Animal forms later development:

Legend's bunny form is soft- but he is still not totally soft. Looking at Legends actions and facial expressions towards the others, while he's definitely closer to Twi now, he's still the snarky boy we know and love.

Twilight's Wolf form is loyal and loves family: Once he knows legends heart? Full on pack love.

And WHY were they so very intent on petting each other

Legend: I'm gonna go try and pet the wolf since I think he's my dude yes good plan

Twilight: I KNOW THIS IS WEIRD BUT IVE NEVER PET A RABBIT BEFORE LET ME TOUCH YOU

...

Here's a few random parallels of them to chew on because I love parallels (them snarky snarking each other, then some brother love parallels)

The thing with these two is their character bonding and whatever is not all sweet and lovey like some of the others. They have some REALLY sweet caring moments with each other. But snark plus snark equals double snark, meaning them together is the weirdest mix of kindness and teasing you've ever seen

And although at the beginning they were pretty harsh towards each other, it makes their getting closer and learning their similarities all the better.

[natsumencaps]

Eat up, Rody

Based on this meme post yes I ended up making another Dead Plate shitpost lmao

nyamnyamnyam very fun to draw terrified Rody

[yveltalreal]

the naranja uva cafeteria is doing "unovan" lunches today!!! dear fucking arc what the hell is this shit,,,,, hot dog pizza,,,,,, they have seemed to recreate poutine but are calling it "thanksgiving fries" instead,,,,,

[ruanbaijie]

SNOWFALL 冰雪谣 (2024) 1.16

[ghost-bxrd]

Mer AU is basically

Us: It don't bite 😚💕💕💕

Mers: *loom ominously*

Researchers: YES IT DO

Absolutely lmaooooo 😭😭😭

Literally EVERY SINGLE REAEARCHER would rather cut off their own arm than willingly go swimming in waters that are known to inhabit mer 😭

Meanwhile we’re all like: “But they be squishy!” 🥺💚

Let’s be real. We would all die within minutes of meeting a mer from that au because we’d immediately jump into the water for a hug 😭

[coulsonlives]

This dude spitting facts! Please consider listening to this if you have the time, it's just under 3 mins. :)

(Inb4 all the people who claim this video is 'defending boomers' when there's a big difference between explaining something and justifying the outcomes.)

[themintman]

sorry but I saw this on my fyp earlier and I couldn't stop thinking about it

FUCK EM UP NURM 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[los-plantalones]

Today in Reducing Waste But Make It Fancy:

Don’t throw away the leftover bits from making jam/jelly/syrup!

This includes the skins, seeds, and pulp of fruit and plant matter. The technical term is pomace. Not only is it an unexpected source of fiber and antioxidants, but you can use it to make MORE stuff.

Now let’s make a fancy drink with the leftover pulp from berry and rose and syrups!

1. When i’m done making jam and syrup i store the pomace in jars until i’m ready to use it. you can also freeze it, which is awesome if you don’t plan to use it right away. for fancy drink making, berries work best imo! this is a mix of strawberry, mulberry, and rose petals.

2. Add your pomace to a cocktail shaker, or any container with a lid. cover with juice or tea. i’m using orange juice! give it a few good shakes and let it sit for 10 mins to soak up the color/flavor of the berries. you could also leave it in the fridge for a few hours.

3. Strain the pomace into a clean glass. look at that pretty color!! it’s best to use your fanciest glasses for this, btw.

4. Add ice and top with seltzer or club soda. you could also add a shot of gin or vodka at this point if that’s your jam. i don’t have exact measurements. this is a taste-as-you-go recipe!

5. Decorate with fresh or frozen fruit. i added a bunch of frozen berries that i’ve foraged over the summer.

🍓 ENJOY! 🫐

[what-aboutno]

I really wanna know more about the outsiders world. But mainly the maze. Like yes it's a massive place with an insanely high budget but how realistic is the place that no one noticed something was off for so long.

The sky is fake, the watchers can control the time. But how does rain work? Are there sprinklers on top that no one can see? How advanced is their technology that they can do that?

If cOwen can shoot at the ceiling with no damage how strong is it? You could argue that as he shoots it, it loses power and force but the arrows get stuck in the ceiling. So it definitely lands and hits it with no visible damage.

How does the farming work? Why is it that crops can grow in seconds and do no damage to the land. Is this something they've developed just for the maze? Do they use this outside the maze to solve a world hunger issue? I need answers STARR

[snowflake-sage]

Pretty proud of how far I’ve come this year

[winn-wynn]

Texting between James and Sirius (pls imagine)

Sirius trying to bake a cake for the first time

Sirius: just put cake in the oven and just relised I forgot the butter 😭😭😭

James: GIRL 🤨

James: 😭😭😭

Sirius: If I go through all this work ands it’s fucked up from having no butter I might punch a baby

James: just chuck some butter in it right now

James: ITS NOT TOO LATE

James: JUST TAKE IT OUT AND YEET SOME BUTTER IN IT

Sirius: But I’m scared 💀

James: BOI

James: is there a crust forming

James: LIKE DID YOY LEGIT YEET IT INTO THE OVEN

James: I THINK YOU NEED BUTTER

Sirius: ok ok 🙌🙌🙌

Sirius: Nah fuck it we ball

James: DID YOU PUT BUTTER IN THE CAKE

Sirius: Nah it’ll be fine. It’s just a suggestion

James: 💀💀💀