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[fuvkrutherford]

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[stereax]

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every time someone makes fun of a hockey player's name, an angel loses its wings.

very often, I want to say the strong majority of the time, when I see posts like "this player can't be real with a name like that" or "that's not a real name", the name in question is simply Not Anglo-American. just pulling from memory, people are saying names like Zeev Buium (name origin: Hebrew), Arber Xhekaj (name origin: Albanian/Kosovar), Zemgus Girgensons (name origin: Latvian), Ukko-Pekka Luukkonen (name origin: Finnish), and Ivan Miroshnichenko (name origin: Russian) are "fake" names, "NPC" names, or "Japanese baseball" names (after the infamous "Fighting Baseball" game where a dev had to make up a bunch of fake names on the spot). I hope I don't need to point out how this is often xenophobic. I don't think most people are actively aware that they're perpetuating xenophobic thinking when they do this, they just go haha name funny, but ultimately this can be deeply xenophobic.

maybe I see it differently than others - but I'm half-Polish, and as long as I can remember, my Polish family and friends' names have been butchered by (usually) English-speaking Americans, often with snide comments on the side about "are you sure this is your name?" and "this is spelled correctly?" to really rub it in. often enough, this ends with the Pole anglicizing their own name so it "doesn't cause any more problems" - Katarzyna becomes Kate, Grzegorz becomes Greg, Mariusz becomes Mark, Zuzanna becomes Sue. god forbid you have a name like Czesława or Bogdan, where you'll either go by a name like Jessie or Danny (which aren't at all related to the original name) or just get mispronounced forever. oh, and by the way, if you've noticed, almost all of these names turn into diminutives. I'll leave you to think about why.

you probably don't know who Teodors Bļugers is. that's because he anglicized his name to Teddy Blueger so it wouldn't cause problems for announcers. on the Cup, his name is spelled Teddy Blueger, not Teodors Bļugers.

...even when the name is "normal" (think Jason Robertson, Robert Thomas, Jake Bean, Will Smith), making fun of it is a dick move. you're essentially telling someone that their name isn't real - that a core part of their identity must be fabricated because it "sounds funny" to you. and yes, the fourth wall exists and hockey players won't (or at least shouldn't) be on tumblr reading your posts, but people who are from these cultures or have similar names likely will be. and it's they who are being told, because your name does not fit our criteria, it is not a real name. (plus, while tumblr is relatively safe from fourth-wall breaches, other social media such as twitter is infamous for having hockey player burners on them. if Patrik Laine can find and like posts calling him a bust, you best believe players can find and read your opinions online.)

does that make sense?

[bb-latvija]

Pie sava pirmā punkta Nacionālās hokeja līgas (NHL) kluba Vankūveras "Canucks" rindās pirmdien tika Latvijas uzbrucējs Teodors Bļugers, ar rezultatīvu piespēli palīdzot komandai savā laukumā pārspēt Sanhosē "Sharks" vienību. Pēc Bļugera metiena otrā perioda izskaņā pie atlēkušās ripas tika Sems Lafertijs, trešdaļas pēdējā sekundē mazākumā panākot 2:0 mājinieku labā. Kopumā uz ledus Bļugers pavadīja 15 minūtes un četras sekundes, no kurām divas minūtes un 33 sekundes spēlēja vairākumā, bet divas minūtes un divas sekundes - mazākumā. Latviešu uzbrucējs arī izpildīja septiņus metienus pa vārtiem, kas bija lielākais skaits komandā, pielietoja vienu spēka paņēmienu, uzvarēja septiņos no desmit iemetieniem un maču noslēdza ar pozitīvu lietderības koeficientu +1. Sezonas sākumu traumas dēļ izlaidušais Bļugers šosezon aizvadījis piecus mačus, kuros izcēlies ar vienu rezultatīvu piespēli un negatīvu lietderības koeficientu -1. Uzvarētajā spēlē mājiniekiem vārtus vēl guva Kvins Hjūzs un Džonatans Taners Millers, bet "Sharks" rindās vienīgais precīzais metiens Tomāša Hertla kontā. "Canucks" ar 27 punktiem 19 spēlēs Rietumu konferencē ieņem otro vietu, kamēr "Sharks" ar septiņiem punktiem 18 mačos ir pēdējā, 16. vietā. Nākamo maču "Canucks" aizvadīs trešdien, kad viesos tiksies ar Kolorādo "Avalanche" hokejistiem. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4FiAr9opDw

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Josh Archibald goal tying it 1-1 in WBS Penguins 4-1 victory over the Lehigh Valley Phantoms. (3/17/17)

[for-whom-the-bell-tolled]

Happy birthday to Teodors Bļugers, AKA Teddy Blueger, AKA Boogie Woogie Blueger Boy

Teddy, you and your bright yellow mouth guard are so important to me.

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[emotionalsupportdman]

Teodors Bļugers......

[maljic]

Teodors Bļugers looking gorge in the media box

[ehghtyseven]

Do you have any idea on each of this season's Penguins players' full names? I remember you did one for the 2017-18 roster, would love to see the 2019-20 version :)

you mean the guys with middle names?

nicholas jay bjugstad

sidney patrick crosby ONS

brian joseph dumoulin

patric gösta hörnqvist

kristopher allen letang

john joseph louis johnson III

marcus karl gustav petterson 

chad james ruhwedel

bryan peter rust

brandon t. tanev - I can’t find what the ‘t’ stands for :(

not technically middle names bc they’re patronymics which are different but:

evgeni vladimirovich malkin

alexander alexanderovich galchenyuk

also… teddy’s real name is teodors bļugers and zar’s ‘zach’ is short for zachary :) 

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Saņem 100% bezriska likmi 5€ vērtībā uz hokeja trakumu – bezriska likmi hokeja! Hokeja pavasaris ir klāt! Jau sestdien startē izslēgšanas spēles Nacionālajā hokeja līgā (NHL), savukārt pēc nedēļas pirmais iemetiens Rīgā notiekošajā pasaules čempionātā hokejā! Cīņu par Stenlija kausu Pitsburgas “Penguins” sastāvā svētdien ļoti parocīgā laikā (19:00) uzsāks Teodors Bļugers, spēkojoties pret…

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2020-21 Pittsburgh Penguins Roster

Wingers

#9 Evan Rodrigues (Toronto, Ontario)

#10 Drew O’Connor (Chatham, New Jersey)

#11 Fréddy Gaudreau (Drummondville, Quebec)

#12 Zach Aston-Reese (Staten Island, New York)

#13 Brandon Tanev (Toronto, Ontario)

#16 Jason Zucker (Ann Arbor, Michigan)

#17 Bryan Rust (Troy, Michigan)

#18 Sam Lafferty (Hollidaysburg, Pennsylvania)

#19 Jared McCann (Stratford, Ontario)

#42 Kasperi Kapanen (Kuopio, Finland)

#57 Anthony Angello (Albany, New York)

#59 Jake Guentzel (Woodbury, Minnesota)

Centers

#7 Colton Sceviour (Red Deer, Alberta)

#14 Mark Jankowski (Dundas, Ontario)

#53 Teodors Bļugers (Riga, Latvia)

#71 Evgeni Malkin (Magnitogorsk, Russia) A

#87 Sidney Crosby (Cole Harbour, Nova Scotia) C

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#2 Chad Ruhwedel (San Diego, California)

#4 Cody Ceci (Ottawa, Ontario)

#5 Mike Matheson (Pointe-Claire, Quebec)

#6 John Marino (Easton, Massachusetts)

#8 Brian Dumoulin (Biddeford, Maine) A

#28 Marcus Pettersson (Skellefteå, Sweden)

#50 Juuso Riikola (Joensuu, Finland)

#58 Kris Letang (Montreal, Quebec) A

#73 Pierre-Olivier Joseph (Chambly, Quebec)

Goalies

#1 Casey DeSmith (Rochester, New Hampshire)

#31 Max Lagacé (Saint-Augustin, Quebec)

#33 Alex D’Orio (Sherbrooke, Quebec)

#35 Tristan Jarry (Surrey, British Columbia)

[bb-latvija]

Latvijas uzbrucējs Teodors Bļugers svētdien Nacionālās hokeja līgas (NHL) mačā debitēja Vankūveras "Canucks", kas izcīnīja sesto uzvaru pēdējās septiņās spēlēs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqS5JR0_sjs "Canucks" izbraukumā ar rezultātu 5:2 (0:0, 3:0, 2:2) pārspēja Monreālas "Canadiens". Bļugers, aizvadot savu pirmo maču šosezon, uz ledus pavadīja 14 minūtes, uzvarēja divos no pieciem iemetieniem un noslēdza maču ar neitrālu lietderības koeficientu. Otrajā periodā "Canucks" labā vārtus guva Konors Gārlends, Iļja Mihejevs un Dakota Džošua. Trešās trešdaļas ievadā "Canadiens" vairākumu realizēja Maiks Matesons, taču pusotru minūti līdz pamatlaika beigām Broks Besers raidīja ripu tukšos mājinieku vārtos, atgūstot trīs vārtu pārsvaru. Mača pēdējā minūtē "Canadiens" labā vārtus vēl guva Ārbers Džekajs un samazināja laukuma saimnieku deficītu līdz diviem precīziem metieniem, bet Filips di Džuzepe 18 sekundes līdz spēles beigām panāca 5:2, raidot ripu tukšos mājinieku vārtos. "Canucks" vārtus sargāja Keisijs Desmits, kurš tika galā ar 30 metieniem, kamēr otrā laukuma galā Džeiks Alens atvairīja 32 metienus. Bļugeram nācās izlaist sezonas ievadu pēc tam, kad viņš, bloķējot metienu, guva savainojumu 6.oktobra pārbaudes spēlē, kurā "Canucks" mājās ar 3:1 apspēlēja Kalgari "Flames", Latvijas uzbrucējam gūstot uzvaras vārtus. Divas dienas vēlāk Bļugers drīz pēc treniņa sākuma to pameta. Vankūveras komanda ar 23 punktiem 15 mačos Rietumu konferencē atrodas otrajā pozīcijā un nākamo spēli aizvadīs trešdien, savā laukumā tiekoties ar Ņujorkas "Islanders".

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