#tender answers

[tenderfxck]

under alhaithams desk during a meeting :> idk i think it would be funny making him stay quite while he cums

ooooohohohoho anon you’ve done it now

al haitham//hidden away/gn!reader//18+

contents: gn!reader, semi-public, voyerism, blowjob, teasing, being a lil shit <3

words: man, fuck if i know

notes: i’m sorry i just loooove bullying al haitham, here’s to all of you i’ve awakened a bullying kink in, more like this on the way

archons, could you ever agree with this man?

it felt like hours had passed since you began arguing over these documents. you stood firm that they needed serious revision. al haitham saw them fine as they were.

so the both of you sat there in his office, him at his desk and you peering right over his shoulder, urging him to reconsider. but, stubborn as always, al haitham refused to let up.

typical.

the bickering didn’t stop until you pointed so vigorously at a certain passage your favorite cor lapis ring fell off your index finger and tumbled to the ground, rolling out of sight beneath the scribe’s desk.

“move.” you command, rising from your place beside him.

“hmm? why?” he looks up at you, same stoic expression as always.

you sigh, a noise closer to irritation than exasperation. “my ring, it fell off. i think it rolled under your desk.”

“and?”

“and i’d like it back.” you snap.

“well,” he pushes his chair out form his desk, allowing room to grab the lost item. “i’m not stopping you.”

you glare at him, eyes like daggers as he regards you as if this is nothing out of the ordinary. unhelpful and unyielding as ever.

you scoff at him before dropping to your knees, bending low to search under the ornate looking desk.

was he doing this to assert dominance? to irk you? just to see the swell of your ass as you bend to search?

for how high regard the akademiya holds him, you wonder if he really is just a no-good pervert.

your theories screech to a halt in your head as you hear the sound of al haitham’s study door opening once more.

“excuse me, mr. al haitham?” a timid voice calls.

you freeze under his desk, not daring to breathe as you look up at al haitham. he actually looks surprised at the sudden intrusion, apparently as blind-sided as you were. all until he takes a moment to clear his throat, pulling his chair back into his desk and effectively trapping you under there.

“yes. apologies, i almost forgot about our meeting.”

meeting?

“that’s alright! we were running a bit late ourselves.” from below, you can see two sets of feet sheepishly make their way into al haitham’s office. “let’s get the presentation under way, then.”

oh. you both argued so long that you bled into the allotted time of some poor students’ scheduled meeting with the akademiya’s scribe.

and now he’s too embarrassed to reveal you hiding below his desk.

well, now that you think about it, this could be the perfect opportunity to exact some sweet, sweet revenge.

. . .

his head is racing. it’s been 5 minutes since this in-promptu presentation started and he feels as if he’s losing his mind.

you’re not even moving. archons, you’re not even moving. but he can feel your pretty head resting oh-so-heavy on one thigh and your hand on the other.

shit. he lost himself in the game of teasing you for fun and completely forgot about the rest of his scheduled meetings for today. and just when he finally had the upper hand on you, these bumbling students make themselves known.

after a few deep breaths and a quiet moment, he’s almost convinced himself that you are just hiding down there as to not embarrass the both of you.

yes, you’ll wait until those two finish the small presentation they’ve prepared and then make your way out, never to speak of this predicament again.

until he feels that hand slide up, up, up his thigh.

oh, archons. you’re, you’re-

reaching for his waistband. . .

. . .

he’s lost track of whatever the two of them were prattling on about long ago. his eyebrows are knit tightly, eyes closed, biting down on his bottom lip as to not let any noise escape.

“grand scribe? are you feeling alright? you’re looking awfully red.”

he looks up, shooting the pair a glare that makes them shrink back.

“it’s no matter.” he continues to grasp the armrest of his chair, knuckles white with tension as you show no signs of letting up.

the younger student pipes up in surprising stroke of courage, “i-if you feel you’re running a fever we can come back another day.”

“i said it’s-nggh!”

he feels his cock sink impossibly deeper into your mouth, head only meeting resistance against the back of your throat.

al haitham can’t help but buck up into your mouth, sucking in a harsh breath at the warm heat his aching cock is met with. he had no idea your mouth could be so wet, so warm, so lewd.

“j-just, get this over with.” al haitham barks, breath hitched, squirming in his grand chair hoping the two haven’t caught on just yet.

you can’t help but hum in satisfaction, knowing how flustered that scribe must be now. your thumb glides along his balls, massaging the sensitive skin as your head continues to bob up and down his length, feeling him tense as he draws closer and closer to release.

he really tries to pay attention, he does. but your mouth wrapped so sweetly around his throbbing cock, licking and sucking and teasing him without mercy all from the confines of below his desk is too much to bear, even from a man with a stoic temperament like himself.

it’s too much. your skillful hands, your sinful mouth, the way you work him so earnestly. he can fell himself on the edge, teetering so close to it, all while he has an audience to witness such debauchery.

he can’t, he won’t, he’s—he’s going to. . .

“so, mr. scribe. what do you think?”

al haitham doesn’t register the words. all he can do is reach under his desk and grab your hair, pulling you farther onto his cock as he unravels, shooting his load deep in you throat as he bites his tongue, desperately trying to keep quiet as he cums so hard into your mouth.

he takes a second to breathe, hazy eyes finally focusing on the nervous students once again.

it takes a good second or two before he can realize that they’re waiting for some sort of response.

“yes.” he mumbled, removing a hand from your tangled hair to wave the pair off. “very good. approved.”

the student don’t even bother to question how disheveled the scribe seems, too elated with the news.

“t-thank you mr. scribe! we won’t let you down!” the older stutters, quickly collecting his materials before escaping the room with his junior.

all al haitham can do is sit and gasp, rolling back his chair to witness you remove yourself from his spent cock, cum dripping from your tongue and down to he intricately tiled floor below.

you hold up you hand, covered in his release and sporting a beautiful ring once again on your finger.

“found it.”

[sluttywonwoo]

i think junhui would look so pretty all fucked out and covered in hickeys

HE WOULD

“do you need a break?”

your boyfriend shakes his head, breathless but grinning. he’s covered in a sheen of sweat, he can barely keep his eyes open, and when he speaks his voice comes out hoarse and shaky.

“i want more.”

if the pretty boy wants more, more is what he’ll get.

you take another moment to admire jun in this state… his bangs are pressed to his forehead, slick with perspiration, the rest of his hair a mess on the mattress beneath him. fresh scratches and hickeys are blooming all over his neck and chest, impossible to hide… you really did a number on him.

this time, you take it slow. you kiss the marks you’d left behind instead of making new ones, making your way down his body like you’re connecting the stars of a constellation.

jun moans softly. his hand moves about the sheets in search of yours. you give it to him and let him squeeze as hard as he needs to in order to ground himself.

when you take him in your mouth again, your name falls from his lips like a prayer, whispered into the space between you.

he squeezes your hand harder as you sink all the way down, letting him hit the back of your throat. you’re not in a rush to make him cum again, you just want him to enjoy this, to allow himself to succumb to the pleasure.

“wait, baby,” he says suddenly, fingers untwining from yours.

“what is it?”

“will you ride me?” he asks shyly. “want you to feel good too.”

“but-”

“please? i need to feel you cumming around me, need to fill you up— god, please…”

you sigh and climb on top of him. whatever the pretty boy wants.

[clownsuu]

BRO WHEN I TELL YOU I DID A FULL DOUBKE TAKE ON THAY HOWDY DRAWING—

GYAT

Devouring your art rn

Honestly big bozonga howdy is probably the funniest shit I’ve ever drawn smhhh

Very helpful smh

[k-wame]

Emerald Fennel Writer/Director of 'Saltburn' Breaks Down the Arrival Scene from 'Saltburn' for Vanity Fair Magazine via Youtube

[canisalbus]

This is kind of an odd thing, but your art made me realized that I wasn't aromantic. I've never had a bunch of romantic inclinations and assumed it just wasn't for me, but your art made me realized that it's definitely more complicated than just an across-the-board disinterest in romance!

That's nice to hear, I'm happy for you!

I'm not an expert but to my understanding it's also entirely possible to be aromantic and interested in romantic themes, while rarely experiencing romantic attraction in practice, or something like that. The lines are sort of blurry and I guess in the end it comes down to what labels one feels most comfortable using.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

“Godzilla usually cuddles her every time, inhaling her lovely scent.”

He’s so real for that

"You've got to be kidding me, aren't you Goji?" The Queen asked, her voice muffled by her fluffy fur.

Of course, why would it be? Thought Godzilla, his face squashed on her delicate fur, the loveliest scent of rare flowers are addicted, for a King to his Queen.

Both were tired dealing with almost a month of checking the humans and Titans. So much that the King of the Monsters yearned her scent. When the two finally met each other, they settled down on a huge cozy cave.

That didn't wipe his goofy smile upon landing his golden orange eyes at Mothra's lovely sapphire blue ones.

Something that he really, really meant to cuddle her for a long time.

The King bring his tongue out to lick her fur, nipping it tenderly. She squirmed a bit, almost feared if he squished the moth too much, but he was a gentle King.

"Feeling better?" Godzilla asked, earning a nod to Mothra.

Adjusting one more time of their position, the moth finally fall asleep.

He took one last inhale of her scent, feeling his mind become lightheaded, dreaming of their never ending love and loyatly to one another...

"Good night, My Queen."

[beatendeadcourier]

I wanna hug bob...

[I guarantee this man melts when he gets hugs <3]

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[sirazaroff]

How do you think Velvet flirts with Coco?

This is one of the funniest asks I ever got and im glad cause this is just gold. Like how does the Bun™️ woo her stupid bozo??
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I have my biased takes on what Coco and Velvet are like as characters, but to start off I wanna focus on what Vel brings to the table.

I think a lot of people have moe’d her down to a nervous/scaredy bunny girl and…that’s not her at all. She’s a real multilayered character who can and will kick your ass flat. She’s also…

- very very attentive to people

- excellent at memorizing things she sees and hears, and quickly at that

- very emotionally in tune with people, herself included

- insanely kind and helpful

- honest about her feelings and will voice her thoughts when ready

Also she’s a bunny like come on. Is baby. It’s impossible to not find her likable.

I can go on forever, but I think these are enough likable traits to work with.


Time to shift. Now we focus on what I think Coco likes in a person:

- Hot girls

- Complexity

- Someone true to their nature

- Some sense of honor

- Someone striving to learn and to better themselves

Hopefully it’s not lost here, but there’s some compatibility don’t you think? Velvet’s got some of those traits that Coco likes.

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So where’s the flirting? It’s coming I swear, I just needed the background info to help support the answers.

Bun bun flirts two ways: intentionally and unintentionally. The latter is usually what’s happening most often.

Her intentional flirting is what you would expect. Some cheeky words, being a playful tease in her actions like when she flashed her camera in After the Fall. I think she would 1000% take advantage of her physique and incredibly vast skillsets. She is totally totally showing off during training and sparring. Coco might hide her gaze under her glasses but that dumb bitch is so easy. So so easy…

Now her unintentional flirting is basically that Velvet is just doing her thing. She’s comfortable and loved by her team. With them she’s able to be herself and have fun, and that’s what coco loves most. Seeing Velvet thrive and not feel like she has to hide herself away from the world, and with it comes moments and actions that make Coco, much to her surprise, fall for Velvet.

I guess simply put, Velvet flirts by being her cheeky self around Coco, and her leader falls for her every time.

[valyrfia]

i have an informative covid post that's currently going mildly viral or at the very least has left my sphere of influence and i'm just thinking of a poor soul that thinks "huh, she sounds reasonable i'll follow her" only to open my blog and be hit in the face with my takes on which f1 drivers are having the most rancid sex with each other

[tenderfxck]

Bestie bestie!

Imagine: seeing alhaitham crumbling below you as you're riding him. He's cursing at you and telling you how much he hates you between low groans and you're just like "hm, is that so? doesn't really look like it"

His ego is just too big and he's so self assured and confident in himself that I just wanna destroy him.😩😩

what i wouldn’t give to call him a “poor thing” while he struggled to keep his composure.

that’s just it, isn’t it. he hates the fact that you’re the one thing that sends his normally stoic facade crumbling.

nsfw below the cut :9

he assumes that maybe fucking you rough and hard against the nearest surface would finally make you fall apart just like he always does in your presence.

but it all still remains. that stupid fucking smirk you wear all the time. looking down at him as he’s sent reeling below you, now bouncing on his cock as he’s left gasping at the intensity of your movements. that self-satisfied expression finds its way again to lips that he can’t seem to keep his mind off of.

his broad hands find their way to those curves he curses for plaguing his thoughts when he has work to be doing. but instead of guiding you like he imagined, it seems like he’s rather holding on for dear life, all while your stupid hole squeezes him so tight, shit, shit, shit.

“haitham?” you breathe out, a lilting tone almost too sickly sweet to bear. “what’s the matter?” a particularly harsh grind down on his cock leaves him squirming below you, breath caught in his throat as he chokes out a surprised moan. “too overwhelmed?”

“f-fuck you…” he gasps, feeling his self-control slip just that much more.

“that’s the plan, mr. scribe~”

[lurkingshan]

Hii, hope you're doing well!! I've been meaning to check out more c-dramas. I've never really watched any, but I keep seeing them on my dash and want to start giving some a shot since I watch every other type of drama (BL or otherwise lol). I saw you post often about c-dramas, so I wanted to ask if you had any other recs besides Tender Light (which I'm planning on watching when it's done)? I'm more curious about c-dramas in general rather than any specific genre, since I'm so new to them

Hello, thank you for the ask! I'm glad my obsessive Tender Light posting has got you curious about cdramas. Some of my all time favorite dramas are from Mainland China, and I would be happy to share some recs! Since you are looking for a general sense, I am just going to give you a sampling of some of my personal favs.

Tender Light

Obviously I will be taking this opportunity to talk up this drama some more, which will be ending its run this weekend. This is, hands down, my favorite drama of the year and easily going on my top 10 dramas of all time list. It's one of the most gorgeous and precise and unflinching pieces of media I have ever seen. This is definitely one for people who love smart mystery writing, dark themes (I mean this for real, if you have a lot of triggers ask for CWs), and explorations of the human condition. It will be staying with me for a long time.

Go Ahead

Another of my all time favs (and with cast crossover from Tender Light), this is a family drama that digs deep on the meaning of family, finding your people, and resilience through intergenerational trauma. I love it so so much (I am actually rewatching it right now).

Lighter & Princess

A fantastic romance and owner of a coveted spot on the ride or die drama couples list. In this story you get to watch these two fall in love twice, first in college and then as adults, and both times it's epic.

Reset

How about a time loop thriller? This is one of the best I have ever seen, and its relatively short run keeps it tight and tense all the way through. There's a romance in this one, too, but kissing is definitely secondary to finding their way out of this death trap.

The Rebel Princess

Let's dip our toe into historicals! Granted, I still have plenty of gaps in my historical cdrama watch list (there are just so many and they're so long, I am doing my best people!) but this remains my all time favorite to date. It's epic, it's shockingly well written and paced for its length, the characters are excellent and compelling all around, and it has one of my all time favorite male leads and drama couples (another from the ride or die list!). Don't let the episode number intimidate you, it will fly by much faster than you think.

The Untamed

You watch bl so I am assuming you already know about Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, but just in case I will also include this drama as a much watch. It's likely the best live action danmei we will ever get.

Love Between Fairy and Devil

Have you ever wondered what it would be like if a show put all your favorite fanfic tropes in a blender, cast beautiful people to act them out, and put them in lavish costumes? Well, here is your answer.

Love and Redemption

This one's for us angst with a happy ending girlies. An epic love story with lots of pining and struggle and strife, and it's so worth it.

Falling Into You

Back to the modern era, this is a classic sports drama with a noona romance. Very unassuming but full of charm and very well executed.

Fake It Till You Make It

An unusually mature take on adult romance from a cdrama, this one is about two career focused permasingle love skeptics who meet, realize they actually like each other, and try to figure out what the hell to do with that. I love it a lot.

That should be enough to get you started! There are many many more recs to be had, so once you give some of these a try and figure out what you like, feel free to hit me up for more!

[philosophiums]

Hi, may i please have any lmhs geto crumbs, i'll take literally anything, like what's his favorite breakfast... can't get the fanart of him carving the betrothal necklace out of my head.. will absolutely Weep™️ the moment he's mentioned in the fic.. 😭

DKJBVJKDFVB

here are some more lmhs geto tidbits to keep you fed until the fic drops!

He knew he would hate Gojo before they even met, and he was right - for all of five minutes. Against his better judgement (and the warnings of his family), he found himself almost immediately endeared to the blue-eyed idiot whose wit was as sharp as the metaphorical ice chip on his shoulder. (Geto could thaw him out. The world looked down at Gojo unfairly, but Geto could show him that it wasn't all bad. Maybe he shouldn't, but he wanted to.)

His favorite food is Lotus Root and Dried Squid soup, something that was hard to come by as a child (lotus roots had to be imported from the southern Earth Kingdom and were expensive) but was easier to procure when he was sent off to study.

He used to think he was an exceptionally skilled healer until he met Shoko. If he was out training or hunting with his family, he was the one who used his bending to tend wounds. But Shoko humbled him within seconds. He was, at least, gracious about it, even if slightly embarrassed at his previous cockiness.

[doitforbangchan]

You’ve obv touched on jeongin’s rut, and have mentioned chan’s being worse than jeongin’s. Where does Changbin go in that order? Does he have bad ruts? Does he have feral ruts? Does he control it better? - 🌙

oooo sweet binnie- who usually is so good at showing restraint and has a staggering amount of control over himself- is an insatiable demon when he’s in ruts. it’s actually scary how crazy he becomes.

i think bin is so untuned with his body that he can sense his on coming rut days in advance and always takes the necessary precautions and leaves to the safe house. binnie is angry and viscous when he’s alone, his rut turning him into the worst version of himself. he absolutely destroys the safe house every time and has to replace all the furniture and bedding. thankfully his ruts don’t come as frequently as chans.

when changbin goes into his rut when they have omega is an entirely different story. this one snuck up on him and hit him like a tidal wave, coming on so suddenly he had zero time to prep and leave the house. and his usual rut persona does a complete 180. instead of this violent and testy alpha is a whining whimpering boy who’s begging baby to have mercy on him and take care of him during his rut. he’d make grabby hands at her as he cried about needing to knot her and how good he could make her feel with his knot. and ofc baby graciously takes pity on him and helps out her alpha by riding him and taking him so good he’s a whimpering mess 😵‍💫😵‍💫

he has never felt so submissive and tender in his entire life and it’s thrown him and her for a whirlwind. but it’s better than being a feral monster he usually is on a rut

oh and the rut lasts 4 days 🩷

[canisalbus]

Is that canon!?! Was Machete just really naive/didn't really understand the implications of his relationship to Vasco? Did his mentor ever find out about them or discuss such things with him? I assume bc he didn't have parents, he kinda didn't get educated on sex or anything. Was it a big shock to realize he was "sinning"?

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[spicywreck]

@iknowthebattle tagged me for the last line meme! Here’s what I’ve been working on for a danloumand fic, starring chubby!daniel and a/b/o shenanigans (which I dive in later on in this fic.)

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Louis still keeps feeding him great amounts of food, anyway. 

Supposedly, he's going through his momma's old cookbook so he needs Daniel nearby as a personal food taster. (Vampirism is not without its drawbacks.) It's a way to go back to that old humanity he whines so much about missing, or so he says. He definitely can't stop waxing poetry about people’s tie to food and all the different cultures behind it and how most people don't even appreciate it anymore and, "Daniel, take your time with the next bite. Savor it. Taste it. Tell me all the flavors you experience, the texture of the meat, what comes to the forefront of your mind. Actually experience the food, boy."

Even when cooking Louis can't help but be a snob about it.

Although, it is sweet how excited he looks when he gets a recipe right. Louis' 8th gumbo attempt was his best so far, and when Daniel congratulated him on it, the vampire beamed at him with an open smile, laughing to himself, green eyes glowing like the stained glass of a grand old church. 

Louis is the most beautiful when proud, he thinks; second to the sweet vulnerable side the alpha tries to keep hidden.

Honestly, he could've just said he wanted to spend more time with him. Daniel would've gladly said yes to anything. 

Armand is the same. He makes these excuses about needing a human eye to watch movies with—marathon after marathon of another VHS he got from the video store—but it's clear the damned freak doesn't need him. He can recite Planet of the Apes from start to finish, like, down to the actor's fucking twitch of his jawline! Why the hell does the beta need him for? Armand would've put all those nerds back in highschool to shame, that's for sure.

Not to mention his other… hobbies? Daniel thinks they're hobbies, anyway.

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I’m gonna tag a few people but feel free to join in as well! (Feel free to ignore this, too. I just wanted to tag some people <3)

@dykedarmand @dykekingofhell @flyingpurplepeopleeater42

[beatendeadcourier]

What if I motorboat the man’s honga chonga humabalooz?

[U could say he's a little tired of people grabbing his absolute massive scrumptious humongous mouth watering honga gongas]

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