#tell ur baby I’m ur baby

[iced-coffeee7]

when the guy I like has a gf 😭

[brekwrites]

I can’t stop thinking about it. He has to be so stinky.

Close ups:

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

I'm not on t yet and it's already so bad. how to prepare

Prepare? Nuh uh. It just happens.

The rabid animal phase does go away, sort of.

The level stays mostly the same but you learn to ignore it.

If you can do it, exercising helps.

But when it hits randomly at the worst moment I’m sorry there is nothing to be done LMAO

[bisexual-panic]

just rewatched ep 5 of s1 of loki and now i’m just laughing at the fact that mobius would have had to reach back to open the car door for sylvie

like he couldn’t take the possibly easier approach and opened the front passenger seat no he had to make sure she was safe in the backseat like she was his child that he was dropping of to football practice

[carfuckerlynch]

u guys ever get. weird vibes from a guy

[ravennhearted]

Will You Just Shut Up Already?

Word Count: 3511

Pairing: Merthur, Merlin/Arthur Pendragon

Characters: Merlin, Arthur Pendragon, Lancelot (if you squint)

Warnings: little bit of angst, but for the plot!

Tags: Arthur POV, Magic Revealed, Canon Era, 5+1 format

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Summary: five times Arthur tries to get Merlin to shut up and one time he succeeds

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Notes: sooooo… I wrote a thing. First fic in over three (?) years. But ya know, the undying fandom and our undying obsession blah blah blah. Hope y’all enjoy!

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1. Shouting

Merlin had been his manservant for all of a month, and already Arthur was sick of the idiot. He was useless and clumsy and daft, a truly awful servant who couldn’t seem to do anything right even when given clear instructions, or anticipate any of his needs, or bring him his meals on time, and to top it all off, the fool wouldn’t shut up.

His previously peaceful days were now filled with Merlin’s senseless prattle. Day and night he was surrounded by it, from the moment he woke up to Merlin’s ever-cheerful rise and shine or up and at ‘em or the dozen other needlessly annoying phrases he seemed to always have, all the way until he was finally dozing in his bed, Merlin’s daily gossip from around the castle lulling him to sleep.

It was . . . well, it wasn’t exactly awful, but it certainly wasn’t nice, either.

Especially in cases like this, when his day had been entirely too long and arduous and he’d been stuck in his stuffy clothes inside stuffy rooms around stuffy people and hadn’t had a moment to himself, and Merlin was just talking, as if he were doing so just to hear himself speak or something equally ridiculous, and all Arthur wanted was—

“Would you just shut up, Merlin!”

[continue reading here]

[petrichorium]

I also think abt like a scenario where ur dating Fatgum and just moved in together and like you have seen his thin form ofc but. Like a week in he comes home from work in his thin form and you’ve already gone to bed and he just slips in and in the morning well. Groggy morning brain is NOT the best to comprehend that the strange man in your bed is in fact ur pro hero boyfriend and not some rando

[partiallypearl]

do you ever just see a tiktok/instagram reel and go this is such straight people bullshit

[janeyjhoward]

you should all know, i’ve given divorce baby a name if it’s a boy or a girl. divorce baby lives now. I will die on divorce baby hill.

[notvil]

i love it when men have a weird need to get pregnant by their partner which is why any fics w this premise will be ridiculously self indulgent!!!!

[inkykeiji]

@ ᴛᴏᴅᴏʀᴏᴋɪ ᴛᴏᴜʏᴀ: your mom called, i told her you’re fucking up big time <3

[dyk3pup]

[hailsatanacab]

Chapter 15!! Chapter 15!! Chapter 15!!

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

@catchuuu @staryukis @dollsuguru

candy

[latenighthomework]

u know I won’t play when u come around

[robo-nya]

Your biggest issue is going to school. God shut the fuck up at least you have a supportive family instead of one that watched you self destruct, punish you for it by getting rid of post secondary funds and then dumping me at my own house. But don’t worry they wanna know every minute of my business. Might be killing myself every time I’m behind a closed door!!! Oooooooo are you fucking scared!!!??? WELL GUESS WHAT I DO HARM MYSELF AND YOU PEOPLE NEVER SUSPECT IT WHEN I DO SO STOP TRYING TO FAKE CARE. CANT YOU SEE WHAT I NEED?