#tell that bitch it's ON SIGHT
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My Tav, Alco, already has temper problems. knowing the trauma Mystra caused their Sweet Librarian boi definitely doesn't help keep the Zen.
#Ayo#fuck mystra#gale dekarios#deserves better!#tell that bitch it's ON SIGHT#goblin doodles#comics#unfiltered bleating#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 gale#gale of waterdeep#bg3 fanart#artists on tumblr#autistic#comics on tumblr
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Me after reading just 2 episodes of HWTU:
#literally hate at first sight and not in a sexy way#when i tell you i couldn't stand this forced romantic tension between him and mc#i literally went and restarted the story to pick female lis only#to see if it will make things better (it didn't)#just go away please 🙏#romance club#romance club memes#and the haze will take us#anti dragan#bitch speaks#rc update
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withers watching tav get drained to death by astarion in the middle of the night and doing nothing about it
#but no he needs that 200 gold for fuck knows what#not skincare for sure#fucking withers man#the guy STOOD THERE NEAR THE LAKE#IN DIRECT LINE OF SIGHT#like u cant tell me that bitch as decrepit as he is couldnt have idk. thrown a stone at the guy or smth#he just LET IT HAPPEN#astarionlover says things#bg3#baldur’s gate 3#astarion#bg3 astarion#bg3 withers#bg3 tav
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„Every F!Leo fic dislikes their Little Leo!“
that was true for odd man out for like. 2-3 chapters before i reversed that shit on Leonardo‘s ass. like he finally decided to be Normal and think „this is a Whole Child what was i thinking okay time to bond with this child and be kind to him“ meanwhile Little Leo wanted him out of his house yesterday.
#omo files: shitpost#odd man out#this is just very funny to me AKSJDKSJS#i mean. leo is well within his rights to be a bitch to leonardo bc wow attacked on sight??#now its just funny bc leonardo genuinely tries but leo is just mean and holds a grudge JAKSJDKJD#like leonardo would straight up tell the other peepaws like ‚yeah we get along :) right buddy?‘#and it cuts to leo reading a comic and Completely Ignoring leonardo#leonardo: he‘s a bit shy haha its kinda cute#other peepaws: are you stupid#peepaw multiverse
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Justice for the detector </3
@naffeclipse The time for reveal comics is limited before the actual one hits, so yeah I had to draw it - did I reuse the "demon behind you" bit? Yes, because it's a banger scene <3
#post let luce#fnaf sb#fnaf sb au#cryptid sightings#cryptid!moon#cryptid!sun#naffeclipse#I was gonna write today but the detector thoughts.#it's been trying so hard to tell Y/N the obvious but noo#they're oblivious#but now that they saw their true form twice?#after that “it shouldnt have been able to leave” scene in the mausoleum?#maybe Y/N gains some braincells to connect a couple dots#which of course (: the timing is perfect#is this already disregarding snippets we have? yes#consider this: these comics by now are just what ifs I have to acknowledge because I'm a kaleidoscope bitch#right. time to-#my art#ALMOST FORGOT THAT TAG *AGAIN*#time to unleash this#cryptid sightings spoilers#maybe? to be safe because of the general “Y/N maintaining distance out of hurt” vibes
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this man's sleeves are about to pop open and tear right off. he flexes and his shirt just fucking explodes
#love notes#love notes: ignacio ♡#💕♬♪ ♥ You stole my heart before anyone knew you had it - ̗̀˚₊·🐍🎱🌹˚₊· ̖́-#[jesse pinkman voice] YEAH BITCH!!! LOVE NOTES!!!!#oh my goddd let me be abnormal about him please#add another bald man to the roster fellas#first it was marco and leonel then it was mike then it was saul (he's balding. it counts)#now it's this rattlesnake lookinass slithery motherfucker stealing my heart#it wasnt at first sight either it TOOK him TWO MONTHS#i was terrified of him#until there was a scene where he was angry and he COULD HAVE lashed out#BUT HE DIDNT. HE HAD SELF CONTROL#he calmed himself down and took deep breaths and talked rationally#and he protects innocents if he's able to. and he feels remorse when he can't.#and he cares so much for his father bc to him his father is the purest kindest soul#and i just absolutely fell so hard. so SLOWLY though. he snuck up on me#but he's a thief isn't he? at least in one episode? 🥰 how fitting#i love violent criminals with the capacity to have a soft spot. for ANYTHING#it helps me feel safer with them and like the old me#youre supposed to look at a villain and know in ur heart that ur the exception and they'd protect u#and im slowly learning that again even tho its so damn hard#but this guy!!! and marco!!! and leonel!!! i just KNOW they're my ride or die#the actors telling me that in person and in cameo sure helps though sdlfjslkfdsf#oh god i need to tell you guys something really cool that happened to me with marco's actor this week#when i get the chance!!!
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almost punched my laptop Full Force bc i thought the cursor was a mosquito
#thank fuck i Realized last second#that would not have been good....#i thought this was important to share! for some reason!#my brain said Oh Man You Gotta Tell Everyone About This#and i said! So Fucking True!#absolutely unprompted#i have no restraint nor mercy for mosquitos#i will Obliterate those little bitches with my bare hands.#it is Kill On Sight#bc if i hesitate. it will get away. and the lil fucker will bite me#mosquitos active my deeply buried kill switch#i do not like to kill things! however for them i will make an exception#i relish in scraping their smashed bodies off of my skin with a sticky note. crumpling that note up. and dropping it in the garbage#and then vigorously washing my hands bc Ew
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Genuinely if you yell and mistreat people (especially those who are doing so much for your shitty business with no support and for peanuts) over the phone badly enough that I have proof of you calling them 3 different slurs (the slurs being the mildest insults thrown around), I wish you hell
#i don't have to be chill anymore so imma get pissed#who are you calling a taco speaking cocaine snorting bitch you fucking waste of humanity if i see you its on sight#i can't believe i had to descalate that situation. i can't believe i managed to calm down 3 different assholes.#i wanted to tell them what they were gonna die of#ñ
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Sometimes I remember that, even with seven years of choir experience (including three years of select choir, three years of county choir, and one year in women's choir) I never really learned to sight read music.
Like I can see when notes go up and down and can see how many beats it might be, but I can't look at it and equate the note on the page to the sound? I just learned my parts by repeating back what the choir directors told me to sing.
And it's not that my teachers from grades 6 to 12 didn't try to teach us, it just never fully computed in my brain.
#but yeah every time i tell someone i sang in choir#they assume i can sight read or recognize musical keys by sound#but nope not this bitch#im just good at echoing back what i hear
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i love how so many of you really give your tav an alignment and choose dialogue based on what would be true to tav. i could never exercise that kind of self-control. my choices are based entirely on how bitchy i am feeling at that moment about each characters ex
#like no gale i dont want to to ascend to godhood but fuck mystra! tell her!! to her face!!#and astarion don't be racist but also cazador sent gandrel? let's fuck him up (respectfully!)#shadowheart i do not care who you want to devote yourself to but personally it is on sight for me (i will fight shar in this parking lot!!)#lae'zel my beloved i will bite my tongue for you but if vlaakith looks at me one more time i will elritch blast the bitch#wyll you are the best boy alive and you are SO wrong about your father and I WILL slap the shit out of him AND be a bitch to Mizora#karlach i would do anything for you to destroy both enver and zariel. so what if enver has a past with me. we fight at dawn#bg3#tav
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i almost always wear masc clothing (not a style preference so much as it tends to be comfier and warmer than fem clothing and i live in The North) but when i wear fem clothing im like. THE POCKETS. THERE ARE NO POCKETS FOR MY ITEMS. this is a real continual struggle in my life. and even when there are pockets they're like somehow 3x smaller for no Reason.won't even fit my wallet in there
#wearing my watermelon pajama shorts right now and LET ME TELL U these bitches dont have anytbing. not a pocket in sight#but if there was a little M on the label instead of F maybe it would be different#makes u think!! gendered watermelons#txt
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Oh cool, a server for queer people in my area, seems inclusive based on the tags so that’s great! I don’t join servers but I’ll check it out! Who’s the person running this thing anyway?
*checks their profile, “men dni”*
Oh.
#talking to myself#vent#vagueposting#like I think i know what they meant by that but. you’re excluding lots of queers with that. if you’re trying to offer a safe place…#…for queers maybe don’t exclude a whole portion of them?#coming from a genderfluid/multigender person that stuff turns me off fast#‘oh but you’re different uwu’ no I’m not. I’m a man sometimes and sometimes I’m a man and something else.#< fully admitting that this is a hypothetical statement bc I don’t talk to people pffft#I’m just tired of the whole girl/woman lite bs#‘then why complain about it don’t like don’t re- I mean join’ I mean duh I’m not joining I wouldn’t be welcome!!#I’m just saying it’s weird for someone to preemptively tell a whole demographic to fuck off#and then make someplace supposedly safe for them *shrug*#idk man I’m posting this on the reading comprehension webbed sight so I really hope this doesn’t blow up#I’m literally just bitching and sitting in a corner#but also like. has anyone else seen this sorta thing and felt weird about it?
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My number one loser behaviour is hate-watching this one fuckass sims youtuber until I get so angry that I have to turn it off before the adrenaline makes me pull an all-nighter
#i feel like i shouldnt say who it is but if you have a sims youtuber nemesis PLS tell me who#bc if we have the same one we have to kiss with tounge <3#i realise this is rich coming from ME but the reason i hate her is that shes just so disturbingly negative all the time#ALL. THE. TIME.#when you start noticing it youll drive yourself crazy watching her videos#bc i swear every other minute there will be something she complains about#if i took a shot every time she complained in a video id be passed out by the 5 minute mark#there is an easy solution to this you say- stop watching her#and yes. i do avoid watching for the most part but shes like the most popular sims ytber and her videos get recommended#plus i guess i like the hate watching in small doses#plus some days when im in a good mood i can ignore it#plus she actually makes decent videos despite her personality (shes legit a good person too she just annoys me on a spiritual level)#i need someone who is a sims loser like me to bitch with in the most useless hater way possible !!!#ALSO i realise the irony of me complaining abt her complaining !! i get it. the whole thing is dumb ! and yet here i am... still pissed off#me abt x > let me say im the biggest hater. i hate the way that you walk the way that you talk the way that you dress.. etc ect.#actually why am i trying to explain myself in these tags 💀 who caresssss its the sims omg#but yeah i hate her fr i think#on my hitlist. its on sight
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does anyone else have this type of I guess sensitivity with very bright shades of red? I once told an artist (a professiona, high-payying artist) that I couldn’t look at bright red for too long, it affected my sight for a while, and that maybe it was my eyes but if I stared at bright red for too long, when I moved my eyes everything else was sort of filtered through the red, like it burnt into my cornea, which isn’t that fucked up and it’s actually a normal phenomenon, but this bitch... this high paying artist... looked at me like I had 3 eyes and went “what? that doesn’t make any sense” and made fun of me.
#very bright colours just affect my sight#and this bitch (and all her bootlicking minions) just thought this was weird but like#the way they dealt with it#it was like I was telling them I was daltonic#if they'd never heard of the word daltonic#its a common phenomenon to my knowledge but maybe im hyper sensitive#bright red letters on bright blue backgrounds makes me dizzy#it looks like the letters are dancing#i told her this and she laughed#YOU'RE AN ARTIS#YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KNOW COLOUR THEORY YOU DUMB FUCK
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Crosshair and Omega really both said Fuck The Elderly In Particular didn't they?
#the bad batch#the bad batch spoilers#you can't let those old bitches out of your sight no telling what they're going to do next#tbb crosshair#tbb omega
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the sh*t that Pyeong Hwa has been through and is still going through,,,,,,,, someone give me the number of the ex-boyfriend bc if i see him in the streets it's over. i am taking him out balls and all he can forget about f*cking anyone else over ever again. where's Ga On and his slightly horny torture dreams of his boss i need surgeon Yo Han back real quick for this one
#tv: king the land#king the land#go won hee#kdrama#local gay watches KTL (and gets diabetes in the process).txt#local gay watches k-dramas.txt#this bastard. this slimy ass mf*cker. what kind of trash do you have to be to take the marriage form you convinced her to sign#as a joke and file it in after you break up so she can have the undeserved (and frankly stupid) stigma of divorce attached to her name#who the f*ck do you think you are. what is this f*cking revenge p*rn????? blackmailing??????#bitch. mf*cker. your friends better tell you to stay the f*ck away from me bc like i said it's on sight#electric chair castration maiming etc etc
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