#tell me what u wanted to happen for klaus

[whywouldyoudothistua]

i need a 2 hour long therapy session w robert sheehan to get over what they did to klaus

[klausysworld]

u write angst so well ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 I'm thinking about one with klaus, but like, something that hurts but it's comforting at the same time

Like him and reader are in a relationship and he travels for some days, reader has depression and during this time she practically can't do anything, cleaning, basic hygiene, cooking, the basic stuff most people do without difficulty. And when he comes back he sees her in this situation and comfort her, giving her a shower, babying her, this fluff stuff

Klaus is one of my comfort characters and, by the way, the speeches he has about life and enjoying like actually helps me a lot with my depression. And u are gold 🥇

Never Alone

Y/n was a sweet girl. She always was.

Growing up she was often full of emotions, crying almost always whether it was because she was too happy or too sad or too angry. However every time her eyes would water, each time her bottom lip would quiver, one of her parents or aunts or cousins would sigh and tell her how annoying she was, how pathetic it was. Her emotions and feelings became ignored, assumed to be overdramatic.

So when she really had something worth crying over, nobody cared to listen. Not a soul would give her even a second. It didn't matter how many times she tried to seriously talk to them, explain she wasn't an oversensitive little girl anymore, she knew what she was feeling and what had happened to her. They didn't care to hear it.

Instead she learned to push any thoughts down or at least aside. If nobody wanted to listen then she wouldn't bother making noise for them to hear.

For a long time, she barely spoke a word.

Most of the time she didn't even really feel anything anymore. She tried to sometimes but she just didn't, couldn't. Life began to feel utterly pointless.

That was when she would spend days in bed, not moving to do a thing. Often she would hope that if she stayed there long enough, maybe she would disappear or if she slept for long enough, maybe she wouldn't have to wake back up. Unfortunately for her, neither of those things happened.

It was fate really that on one of the only days she got dressed and went out that she met Klaus Mikaelson.

Somehow she managed to be in the grill at the wrong time and managed to both witness and experience a supernatural attack. Klaus had thrown Damon across the room which caused him to slam into the wall beside Y/n. Her eyes were wide and she went to walk back out the door but Klaus sped over and grabbed her wrist she she could exit.

"I don't think so sweetheart" he chuckled, pulling her further into the room and she simply couldn't be bothered to struggle. He sat her down in a booth and gave her a fake smile, looking into her eyes and compelling her "Stay still and stay quiet" he ordered before going back and finishing off the rest of the scooby-doo gang.

His eyes flicked back over to the girl he had compelled. Her head lay against the back of her seat and her fingers picked at her lips until the rich scent of her blood reached his nose.

Klaus sped infront of her and he leaned down to pull her hands away, her eyes glanced up at him with anxiety swirling inside of them. His thumb swiped the blood away from her lips and he sucked it off of his skin with a hum. A slither of amusement shone through him as she shifted uncomfortably.

"You can talk now sweetheart, and move as she should please" he told her, interested in her reaction but she barely gave one.

"Can I just go home now please?" She asked, her voice weak and tired. His eyes narrowed briefly before he shrugged and pulled her up.

"Course you can love, come on lets get you back. Point the way" he murmured as he took her outside and placed her infront of him so that she may lead him.

They walked in silence back to her house. She hesitated to go in when the sound of her parents yelling could be heard from where they stood. Klaus observed as she wondered back into the home, her parents oblivious as she slipped past them and up the stairs.

Klaus forgot about her easily, out of sight out of mind.

But then she came into view again, she was sat on the edge of Wickery Bridge with her legs hanging off while she leaned forward daringly.

His brows furrowed and he made his way over. He took a seat beside her, letting his own legs dangle off as well. Again she gave no reaction to his presence, not even when his hand reached out to gently hold her hand. Klaus may not know her or necessarily care for her but he didn't want her life to be seen as a tragedy. He didn't want her to throw what she had away when she could still have so much more.

They sat in silence for some time, sometimes she would swing her legs and lean further forward to see the water below. Each time she shifted closer to falling his grip on her tightened and his gaze hardened.

Later in the night her phone pinged, Klaus glanced to see her mothers name on the screen with a message beneath telling Y/n that neither of her parents would be home for the weekend so she would need to look after herself. His eyes softened as he watched her read the message. Both brows rose on his face when without a care, she tossed the device into the river.

Klaus couldn't help the little laugh that left him as the water splashed and the light from the phone quickly sunk away from sight. His smile died away again as her gaze didn't lift from the deep flowing water and he hesitantly slid his arm around her to secure his hold.

"I'm not gonna jump" she mumbled but he still frowned

"I don't believe you" he whispered honestly and she hummed.

"You don't know me" she muttered and he tilted his head

"Perhaps not yet" he countered but she didn't offer a response. Klaus sighed softly and carefully dropped down from the edge and back onto the rode, his arm stayed around Y/n's waist so that he could pull her back to safety. She huffed in annoyance as he pulled her along with him.

"I don't know who you are or what you are or what you want.." she dragged and he hummed.

"My name is Niklaus, well thats what my father named me however I choose to go by Klaus, I have for centuries. I'm a vampire-werewolf hybrid and what I want is for my family to be calm and collected for one in the thousand years that I have had the privilege to know them" He grinned at her and she stared blankly at him.

"Okay" she mumbled, accepting her fate.

And from that day on, each time he saw her, he would talk at her and pull her along walks with him. He began bringing her back to his house and going through his plans with her, sometimes she would give advice or little comments to put him on a better track and he found her rather helpful when she wanted to be.

Klaus began to notice more and more about her as time went by. Like how she didn't eat much or change her clothes often. He seemed to have to wait forever outside of her house as though no matter what time he came to see her, she had always just woken up.

So he did what he thought would be good.

Klaus set her up a bedroom in his home with a wardrobe of Klaus and a conjoining bathroom which consisted of both a shower and a bathtub.

He caught on quickly that if he wasn't in the house with her then she didn't bother waking up let alone getting up and doing anything. So he started opening her curtains in the morning, gently waking her up and placing some sort of little breakfast item on her lap and a drink on the nightstand while he ran a bath. He'd sprinkle the bath-salts and pour the bath-soak before folding up a towel and hanging it over the radiator.

Then he would wonder back into her room and lift her up. He had discovered that mornings were especially difficult for her to do anything. She wouldn't talk and she wouldn't move. He was lucky that she felt guilty enough to eat the breakfast he fed her, though sometimes she couldn't physically do it and he would encourage her to drink a smoothie so that she had something healthy in her. But every day, without fail, he would carry her to the bathroom and place her onto the heated tiled floor.

"Can you do it yourself sweetheart?" he would ask each morning, his gaze soft and gentle. Sometimes she would be able to and would get undressed and bathe all by herself. Other times she could get undressed and in the bath but would ask him to come back and help her scrub her skin clean. And of course there were days where she just wouldn't respond at all and he would give soft kisses to her head while carefully, respectfully undressing her and helping her into the tub before cleaning her off and lifting her back out to dry her.

There had been one or two occasions when he had been in a rush or a stressed out mood and would end up being a little rude to her. Her eyes would just grow tireder and little tears would gather to them. Guilt would consume Klaus whole and he would push aside whatever was bothering him and apologise to Y/n while helping her get ready before giving her a soft kiss and promising he would be back to check on her.

For a while the most he would do was just a gentle peck on her lips in an act of comfort however as he continued to look after her, he fell in love with her. He would see how long one of his little kisses would last before she would pull away and he would test how far his hands were allowed to wonder before she would let out a whine and curl away.

Time went by quickly, their routine continued. Klaus would ensure she was up and okay, he would go out to fix his problems, return at some point in the day to give Y/n something to eat, sometimes she would have gone for a walk in the garden or be sat with one of his hybrid who were under strict orders to never lay a hand on her, then he would go back out and return a last time. Then she would sit in his art room with a book or a word search or something to occupy her mind while he painted and spoke to her about all the things he had seen that day and which of them he thinks she would have enjoyed. Often they cooked dinner together and then he would take her back to bed and watch a film before departing to his own room.

A few times he would fall asleep beside her with her head on his chest or in his lap as he leaned against the headboard. Neither ever complained or mentioned the arrangement so Klaus began sleeping there more often and would wake his love with a sprinkle of kisses across her cheeks until her pretty eyes would flutter open for him to see.

Things were going quite well until Klaus had to go away for a couple days to speak with some werewolf packs. He had been skeptic and concerned to leave sweet Y/n all alone but he also knew he had his hybrids and asked them to take care of her. He hadn't known that they were unsired at that point and completely forgot the girl even existed.

Y/n hadn't moved from the spot in her bed since Klaus had left two days before. It only took one glance for Klaus to realise this when he returned. His expression changed in an instant and he was pulling the covers off of her, promising her he wouldn't leave her again.

"It's all okay sweetheart, lets get you to the bathroom okay?" He whispered as he carried her in and sat her down on the toilet while running a bath for her to lay in. "I'm gonna get you some water okay?" he murmured before speeding down to the kitchen and grabbing some water and tossing some pasta into a pan with water and turning the stove on before flashing back upstairs.

He placed the glass down on the side and lifted her back up, pulled her clothed off and lowered her into the bath. His fingers gently wiped the tears away that had slipped down her face before pouring some of the warm water over her hair.

"My sweet girl" he cooed softly, his hands lathering her hair in shampoo. "You're going to be just fine" he murmured, rinsing her hair out and combing conditioner through the ends. He reached for the loofa and began washing her body gently, pouring soap over her shoulders and scrubbing it across her soft skin. "Okay sweetheart, stay right there" he mumbled, zipping back to the kitchen and pouring the pasta into the colander and then back into the pan with a jar of tomato sauce before grating some cheese over the top and grabbing a fork. He brought it up and put it on her bedside table before going back to her bathroom and washing the conditioner out before lifting her out the tub and engulfing her in a warm towel and carrying her to her room. He sat her down on the chair by her vanity and stripped her bedding off and tossed i to the laundry basket. Using his vampiric speed her put clean bedding on and then placed her on top the duvet with a kiss to her head. The towel was taken from her and one of his clean shirts was pulled over her head and he carefully pulled her arms through.

"Alright angel, there you are. Nice and clean my lovely, now we're gonna eat some pasta, okay?" he mumbled, placing her cushioned lap tray onto her lap and then the bowl of pasta and her glass of water. "There we go sweetheart" he smiled softly while stabbing some of the pasta onto the fork and hand feeding her.

Once she ate half of it and drank all of her water he took it away and pulled her onto his lap. His arms circled her and she hid her face in his neck before hesitantly whispering, "Klaus?"

"Yes love?" He hummed, stroking her hair

"I need pants" she uttered and he glanced down, remembering he had only half dressed her.

"Of course sweetheart, forgive me" he replied, quickly grabbing some panties and sliding them up her legs to cover her up. "Perfect" he smiled.

"Thank you" she muttered, looking up at him "I'm sorry" she told him but he shook his head.

"No angel, I'm sorry. I should never have left you all alone." he argued, a frown on his face as he kissed her cheeks and stroked her arms. "You feel like going outside today?" he asked kindly and she shrugged.

He nodded silently and carried her out into the garden, sitting her down on the soft grass so that she was surrounded by the flowers. He wondered over to the strawberries growing a little way over and picked a couple before bringing them over to her with a smile. She returned it with warmth and giggled when he held them to her lips for her to take a bite.

He sat down beside her and pulled her into his side. She lay her head on his shoulder and held onto his hand. Klaus rest the side of his face against the top of her head and watched at the trees swayed in the distance.

"I love you Y/n" he whispered, his voice delicate and airy as the words met her ear. Her hand squeezed his and he smiled.

"I love you too" she told him quietly and he kissed her head, she then lifted it to face him and pressed her lips to his. Klaus felt his expression soften as he kissed her back and interlaced their fingers. Their lips parted and he rest his forehead against hers,

"I'll never leave you alone" he told her.

"You promise?" she whispered, her voice shaky.

"I promise."

[theeoriginals]

ok but what about werewolf!reader who is protective over tyler lockwood since mason died, and she's at senior prank night when klaus turns tyler. i imagine klaus being curious about her bc he hasn't seen or met her since she doesn't hang around elena & co. bc of what they did to mason. love u and thank you for blessing us with all these requests!!

i think i want you | klaus mikaelson

klaus mikaelson x reader (no y/n!)

author's notes; sorry this took a while!! holidays got the best of me and i've been so busy. i hope u like this!! go check out my klaus fic on wattpad for more content :) link on my masterlist

warnings; mentioned violence & death but nothing explicit. this is genuinely just a lot of fluff, and only a tiny bit of angst. I like writing klaus being straight up infatuated so enjoy

She’s heard of him. Klaus Mikaelson. Not only is he an Original, but he’s the worst of them. He’s a mystery, a myth of a man. The hybrid. The only one of his kind, and he’s trying to make more. He’s trying to become a god of his own making. He’s a terrifying beast, even in their world of monsters. He is the monster beneath your bed, he is the boogeyman that you see in the shadows of alleyways and glimpses out of the corner of your eye.

When she meets him for the first time, she expects something out of a fairytale, she supposes. It was unintentional, the image of him she had in her head, but she’s heard of this fabled man her whole life as a warning of what can happen if you grow lonely in this life. 

She figured if she ever met Klaus Mikaelson, it’d be the first and only time. There weren’t many stories based on people’s personal interactions with him for a reason. If he bothered to pay you a personal visit and not just send one of his cronies out to deal with you, it probably meant you wouldn’t be seeing another day. 

But instead of that, instead of meeting her demise at the hand of the infamous man for some offense she most likely didn’t even mean to do, she meets him in the high school gym in Mystic Falls, Virginia. 

She meets him, and he’s just a man. 

He’s a terrible man, no doubt, but just a man. She is perhaps wrongfully unafraid of him because of this. It most likely doesn’t bode well for her, because even though he looks just as human as the rest of them, she doesn’t doubt those stories about him are all real, and likely worse than the retellings. 

But she was raised with a pack that taught her to be unafraid in the face of death, and even though she doesn’t have that pack anymore because of men just like Klaus Mikaelson, she wants Tyler to know the security and safety of it just as she had. 

She does not flinch when he looks her way, and resists the urge to rip his head off of his shoulders when he snaps Tyler’s neck and puts Bonnie on a timer for finding a way to bring him back to life as a hybrid. 

She knows she can’t win a fight against him, so she doesn’t fight back, not even as he forces Tyler to drink the doppelgänger’s blood and turns him into a hybrid. A half-dead, half-wolf thing that her pack would likely call him an abomination for. It’s a very dark, comforting thought to her that they aren’t around to condemn Tyler to the ends of the earth for something that was entirely out of his control. 

She knows Tyler is frightened of her doing that, just by the way he looks at her. He learned from Mason and herself that there’s a sense of loyalty to their kind, and that vampires are an inherent enemy. Even his relationship with Caroline would be enough to get him shunned from most werewolf communities at this point. Though, even Mason himself didn’t take that into consideration considering his relationship with one of the doppelgängers. 

After everything is said and done that night, she takes Tyler home without saying a single word to Klaus. Anything she wants to say will get her killed, and Tyler needs her more than ever now, so she can’t get ahead of herself. 

Tyler sheds rare tears in the privacy of his home. He tells her he’s terrified right now because of the fact that a part of him is technically dead now, and that he’s never felt like a monster about being a werewolf until now. 

She does her best to comfort him, but it doesn’t help much. She doesn’t know what he’s feeling right now and they both know it. If the circumstances were any different, she’d probably think he was the new enemy. 

He falls asleep eventually and she leaves him be, heading to her temporary room in the Lockwood mansion. She falls asleep looking at the moon just outside her window, thinking about how she was just a little disappointed in the fact that Klaus Mikaelson is just a man. 

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The next time she sees Klaus Mikaelson, it’s in the tea room in the Lockwood house. He somehow looks even more underwhelming in this place, despite its grandiosity. She doesn’t know why or when she’s going to stop feeling so disappointed in the fact that if she didn’t know any better, she could’ve walked past him on the street without even looking his way. 

He’s there for Tyler, she knows, but Carol’s playing her role of oblivious hostess, and now she’s left to entertain him while Carol goes and handles a small, mayoral emergency. 

Carol leaves them with a charming smile, winking her direction, and she ignores the older woman pointedly. 

“I don’t think I got your name the other night at the school,” Klaus says, tilting his head as he looks at her. “I’m not usually so rude, but the stakes were high and I ran out of patience. You know how it is.” 

She narrows her eyes, shaking her head a bit. “A thousand years old and you haven’t worked on your patience? Maybe your priorities are a little skewed,” 

Klaus’s eyes flash with danger, but she swears she sees amusement in the smirk that pulls at his lips. It sparks that flint inside of her that likes to push and push, just to see the breaking point. She’d tried to deny it, but it only takes the smallest moment for that desire to set its sights on Klaus Mikaelson, even though pushing him could mean death. Her curiosity was a fatal flaw in itself, she knows.

“My only goal in life has been to break this curse,” He says, leaning forward to sit the cup of tea Carol had brought him on the table in between them, the only obstacle stopping him from lunging for her and snapping her neck before she could even blink. She wonders if he’s even aware of all the ways he could kill her, just by looking at her in this mundane setting. She doesn’t know if she actually wants an answer to that, though. “And now I’ve done that. I think a thousand years of this has proven I have nothing but patience.” 

She hums, acknowledging the fact that he was right. She couldn’t imagine being in his shoes, waiting a thousand years to break a curse that kept you from being who you are. Even now, knowing that the Sun and the Moon curse was fabricated in order to help Klaus break the only curse– his curse– when it comes down to it, she can’t blame him for his insistence. 

But she thinks about Tyler and how frightened he was, and she can’t stop the annoyance that builds in her all over again, so any bit of understanding washes away like sand beneath the rising tides. 

She shrugs, unwilling to vocalize the depth of her understanding, as miniscule as it may be. “Still, choosing a hormonal teenage boy as your first hybrid probably wasn’t the smartest decision, wouldn’t you say?” 

Klaus narrows his eyes at her and she stubbornly sits still, unwavering beneath his prolonged, burning stare. “You’re protective of him. I understand why you wouldn’t like me. But I’ve just made him the strongest creature he could ever be. He won’t need you, or any other pack he might have been clinging to before this.” 

And this, she thinks, is the biggest indicator to why she’s not properly afraid of this man before her. It’s not just because he looks unfortunately normal, spare his admittedly beautiful face, or that he’s yet to truly focus any of his true capabilities of danger in her direction. It’s that, at the end of the day, Klaus Mikaelson is just as human as the rest of them are. Because no matter how long you live, or what kind of creature you are, everyone gets lonely. 

“On the contrary,” She says, blinking slowly as she scans his face. “Tyler needs me now more than ever. And any pack would be lucky to have him around. That’s the whole point of a pack. You know that you’re never alone, no matter what happens.” 

To a degree, she knows that’s a lie. There are plenty of packs out there that will banish Tyler and any other hybrid that is made in the coming months because of the rivalry between the creatures that the hybrids are made of. But she also knows that for every pack that will turn them away, there’s one that won’t. There’s always someone, even if it’s just one person, and she’s willing to be that person for Tyler, or for any other hybrid that goes through the loss of their pack. 

“It’s a shame you’ve never known what that’s like,” She says, leaning forward to set her own cup of tea down, a mirror of his actions a moment ago. “Unwavering loyalty and trust, and a sense of family that never goes away. You may think that Tyler has no one, but I will always be here for him, just as I was his uncle.” 

Something defensive passes through his face and he stands abruptly, making her tilt her head back to maintain eye contact with him. 

Klaus leans down into her space, and they glare at each other with a surprising amount of vitriol that neither one of them feels is even genuine. 

“You can cling to your idea of family all you want, but it won’t change the fact that Tyler isn’t just a werewolf anymore. And as much as you may want to deny it, you can’t help him anymore just like you couldn’t help his poor uncle,”

He stands upright again, looking at her almost accusingly. “But since it’s causing no harm to me, I suppose there’s no real reason to make you give up this desperate mission. I wish you the best of luck, dear, truly,” 

He doesn’t wait for a response from her before he leaves, and after her initial anger and embarrassment wears off, she realizes he never even talked to Tyler like she assumed he came here to do in the first place. 

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Mystic Falls has never felt like a smaller town. She’s never run into someone so many times when all she wants to do is avoid them. 

It’s like all of the sudden, since that very first night she saw Klaus Mikaelson, he’s everywhere. He’s in Tyler’s house, because the newly-made hybrid suddenly worships him. He’s in her dreams. She can’t escape him. 

Even now, sitting in a corner booth at the Mystic Grill, he’s suddenly there, sitting across from her like an old friend catching up for lunch. 

Immediately, her face twists in disgust. “Klaus.” 

He smiles in the face of her adversity, and says her name with a fondness of unknown origins. She almost feels insane, looking at him with any degree of civility. 

“What do I owe this visit to?” 

“I’m curious about something and I’m hoping you’ll humor me,” 

“Interesting start,” She huffs, taking a sip of her drink beside her. “What on earth could you possibly be curious enough about that you have to ask me?” 

“You, of course,” 

She swallows roughly, nearly choking as she looks at him in surprise. “Me?” 

The hybrid nods, smirking at her reaction. 

“What… What do you want to know about me?” 

He leans forward on the table, looking at her as she suddenly avoids his eyes, unwilling to admit that she’s feeling heat rise in her chest. “Why is it you aren’t banding together with those bumbling idiots to get rid of me, hm?” 

“Oh,” She breathes out, face turning solemn for a moment as she looks down at the tabletop. “I don’t– I don’t have any reason to want to get rid of you, really. I don’t necessarily like you, but you haven’t hurt Tyler in any permanent way so… I guess I’m just not really worried about it.” 

When she finally meets Klaus’s gaze again, there’s something shocked and unexpectedly warm in his blue eyes that makes her own soften. 

“Is it really that simple?” 

She falls silent for another moment, picking nonsensically at her nails. “They killed my friend.” 

She looks back up at him, sighing. “Mason Lockwood. Tyler’s uncle. He came here because of Katherine– she was looking for the moonstone so she could break that stupid curse that you made up. And they killed him for it,” She shakes her head, anger seeping into her voice. “They’re irrational. And if I’ve learned anything about this life, it’s that being irrational gets people killed.” 

Klaus hums lowly. “You are right about that.” 

Heaving a heavy sigh, she looks up at him, eyes wide and pleading. “What do you want from me, Klaus? I’m not picking sides here– I’m going to protect Tyler until it kills me, and that’s all. So what do you want from me?” 

He observes her for a moment and she doesn’t falter beneath his stare, if only out of spite. 

“Perhaps,” He starts. “I just want to know you.” 

Something fragile breaks on her face and she shows just a little bit more of that vulnerability to him in this new space between them. “What’s so interesting about me that Klaus Mikaelson wants to know me?” 

His eyes search her face, lost. “I don’t know yet. I’m hoping you’ll let me find out,” 

She lets out a breath, quiet, and admittedly flattered. 

A smile pulls at her lips, bashful in a way she isn’t used to. She allows it to spread across her face and beneath Klaus’s gaze, she feels like a blooming rose being adored. It makes her feel things she’s nowhere near ready to admit to herself, or anyone else. “I think we can work something out.” 

Klaus’s returning smile takes her breath away. It feels new, and wonderful. 

[lokisivy]

Valentine's Day- Klaus Mikealson

I wrote this last year but i wasn't sure if anyone was gonna like it anyways ill do a part 2 if u guys like it

The day of love and hearts, it was supposedly the most romantic day of the year for all couples. right?

not.

not to you anyways.

you had a steaming fight last night with Klaus this morning you knew Klaus wasn't the best at expressing himself but you at least thought he would wake you up with kisses but yesterday left an imprint.

I know Klaus isn't an innocent person he has killed thousands over the years, but at the end of the day, you can't go killing on my account.

"What the fuck Klaus you can't go killing people like it is just a drinking your finishing at a bar!"

"I was trying to protect you," he said calmly but angrily.

"Nothing happened to me!"

"BECAUSE I KILLED THAT WITCH BEFORE SHE DID!" Klaus bursts

"You heard a fucking whisper that she was trying."

"and I stopped her from thinking about it that sends a message that anyone who even dares to think about hurting will end up dead!" Yelled back

"I do not need your protection Klaus I can protect myself when will you ever get that stop going around killing people on my account." you were so angry you didn't notice that he was tearing up

Klaus loves you so much that the thought of losing you was something that he never wanted to even think of he even asked you if he can turn you and you told him yes but when you turn 22.

it was a big commitment to turn for someone but you were willing to take it you just wanted to be in your peak years when you turn.

"You don't know what they are capable of and I will be damned if something happens to you or worse lose you on my watch." his eyes were moistening but you didn't notice the hint of pain till he stopped yelling

he left off leaving where ever and you just made yourself a bath and fell asleep on the couch in your room you couldn't sleep on the bed without him next to you it felt wrong and odd.

you couldn't bring yourself to sleep on the bed without him next to creasing your hair.

Even though you knew you were right you felt guilty you didn't want Klaus to feel like you were about to abandon him you he fears that but even though he never told you you could see it on his face.

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"Klaus?" you called him in the empty compound.

"Klaus comes on I'm sorry, I know you were trying to protect me but you need to know that killing isn't normal for me." you knew Klaus could hear you he was close by he always finds your heartbeat to make sure you are okay.

"I swear on my life that i never wanted to hurt you or make you feel like your cruel but I know that your not because of the was you love me and protect me, you need to understand stuff like that isn't normal to me."

You said, searching around the compound. Until you heard a heavy thud which my made your heart skip a beat

No one was supposed to be here.

"Klaus..."

You heard a woosh sound that took you to the closest in your room. You couldn't scream because there was a hand on your mouth you couldn't comprehend who was it who took you tell u saw Klaus's face.

"Shh." He signals with his fingers for me not to say anything.

"Someone is home I was listening to you and there was another heart beat in the house I need you to stay here and lock the door." he whispers in my ears.

he bites into his wrists

"Drink this just in case."

i took i started drinking from his wrist.

[fandoms--fluff]

Hi requests for flufftober .

Can u do a fluff where the reader is plus size

And is in a relationship with klaus.

Can u make her Indian because being fat is looked down upon in India I am telling you this because I am Indian and I get fat shame d by my own family .

Can u please make her story same as mine where she goes through what I am going through and Klaus comforts her by kissing every inch of her body and leaving hickeys.

He also calls her beautiful.

If u are not ok with writing this or want to cut any part that u are not okay me .

U are free to do it .

Beautiful

Flufftober, October 2nd

Female reader x Klaus Mikaelson

Warnings: mentions of body hate/dysmorphia, mentions of being bullied

A/n: please don't read if you think it will affect your mental health, remember it's important!

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You're sat across from your soon to be husband, Klaus Mikaelson, the one and only original hybrid. You've been across town all day and made reservations for this fancy restaurant just out of New Orleans so no one could interupt you guys.

You guys have just ordered, unknowingly, your arms wrapped around your midsection, sort of acting as a shield so no one can see your stomach rolls. Even in the stunning black midi dress that you've felt confident in all day, you have actions you do unconsciously for being self conscious about your body.

Basically most of your life, people have either commented on your weight or looked at you with that look, you got that look through your teens the most. Especially considering you didn't look the same as everyone else, and that's good, you're your own person, until it comes to weight. Then apparently you're not good enough and looked down upon by other teens, adults, and even your own family.

You had a phone call with your mother the night before while Klaus was in the shower. Said phone call almost brought you to tears. At the start, you were having a good conversation with your mom, until she brought up how she went to the mall with her friends the other day. She spoke about how she saw the perfect wedding dress that you would love by all the photos of inspo you've shown her since your and Klaus' engagement. But then she said, 'if only you were tinier like your cousins, then maybe you could try and squeeze into the biggest size of the dress'. She went on and in about how the biggest size wasn't even big enough for you to even try to try on.

That hasn't been the worst conversation with your Mom in a longshot, but it still hurt. It hurt even more, knowing it was your own mother saying those things. Yes, you may not look the same as everyone else, but you've been trying to love your body just the way it is. But things like that obviously doesn't help your feelings or self esteem.

You feel something lay against your hand, snapping out if your thoughts, you looked up at Klaus, seeing his hand placed on top of yours. His thumb is softly rubbing up and down to side of your hand.

"Love? Are you alright? You spaced off for a moment there" Klaus softly smiles.

"Oh, um yeah, just thinkin. Nothing to worry about" you give a tight lip smile.

Klaus nods, keeping in his head about your stranger-than-normal attitude, but it's not a bad thing, it's just concerning to him.

You guys get home from the restaurant around 10pm, everyone's either out or has fallen asleep super early.

You're standing in front of the mirror in your guys' room. You haven't changed out of your dress yet, instead staring at every part of your body that you're insecure about. There hasn't been any way to stop you from doing this. You would try, but then end up close to tears or crying in front of a mirror. The worst times this has happened has been in a changing room at stores.

That's what you thought, before Klaus steps back into the room.

He pauses his movements, seeing you frowning in front of the mirror, sucking your stomach in as much as you can. You look over to him, eyes widening. Klaus just caught you doing one of the only things you never wanted him to know that you do.

"Klaus, this is not what you think this is, I'm just..." you start, not knowing what to say, you trail off.

Klaus walks over to you and cups your face in his hands. "Love, you can tell me the truth, you always can" he tells you, having a senaking suspicion of what's going on, but wants you tell him on your terms.

He leads you over to the bed, sitting down with his hand resting on your thigh. You take a couple deep breathes, "I'm too big. I wish I was skinny, I've wished that since the first time someone ever brought up how I look different than everyone else. I've hated my body for over a decade, my mom was probably the worst thing about it. She would always tell me how I was fat without thinking twice. And she never understood and still doesn't how that makes someone feel, especially a teenage girl who's already miserable everytime she has to take foot in a high school where everyone says even worse things some how" you rant to your fiance, tears streaming down your face. "I hate my body so much" you whisper.

Klaus immediately pulls you in to his arms. He kisses the top of your head multiple times. "I'm so sorry you've had to go through this, and still do?" You nod your head. "You are perfect how you are. You should never compare yourself to others or listen to what others say you should look like." Klaus lists off.

"I love you so much, you're so perfect, and gorgeous the way you are. You should never think different" Klaus pulls away, looking at you with emotion in his eyes.

"R-really? I love you too. N-no one has ever said that. I've grown up hating myself" you whimper.

"Everything I said is true, and you should never hate yourself, being who you are now is everything to me" he slowly lays you down onto your back.

"And I will make sure you know this every day" he murmurs as he trails his lips all over your face and down your neck. He presses kisses all down your exposed collarbone and chest.

He keeps going all the way down, kissing your fabric covered stomach and waist, and hips. He goes down to your ankles, until kissing the top of your feet gently.

"You love, are so beautiful" he whispers into your ear. You cuddle into his suit covered chest with a slight smile on your face.

"You're the one person I feel safest with. Thank you so much. I love you Klaus" you look up at him. "I will always be here for you, I love you too, beautiful" he kisses your forehead and holds your hand.

[specialagentlokitty]

Rosa x reader - getting to know the real you

can i request a Rosa x femreader?? I leave you full freedom for the plot. if you do it THANK U SO MUCH otherwise just know that I love your stories, KEEP IT UP!!!💕💕 - Anon💜

You had no clue what to do with yourself, you stared at the phone in your hand.

You had her contact open, but you know she didn’t want to hear from you, she made that perfectly clear when she told you it was over.

You were over.

There wasn’t a you and her anymore.

You wanted to cry, but you couldn’t, you had cried all you could.

Setting your phone down, you looked around the now empty apartment you sighed and picked up the phone again.

You: we said forever, but I guess we said it too soon. I don’t know what’s going on but I love you Rosa, and if in a year or two or three you want to try again I just pray you’ll call and tell me I’m still on your mind, that you’ll say you want this.

You sent the message and tossed your phone aside.

You knew you weren’t going to get a reply, and as the following morning came around you walked down the stairs and handed your key back to the building manager.

“Can’t believe you’re going kid, it’s gonna be weird not seeing you around.”

“All come visit Al, I just… I can’t keep here…”

He nodded his head in understanding and gave you a gently hug.

Heading to your car, you got in, glancing at your phone in the seat next to yours, you debated on picking it up but you decided against it.

Instead you just started driving, not even daring to look back.

Your phone rang a few times but you didn’t bother picking up, you had a long drive ahead of you and you didn’t want to get delayed by any traffic or anything.

You siblings were waiting for you to arrive, and although your sister offered to pick you up you decided to go alone, wanting the time to clear your head.

And you did.

Over the long drive you used the time to stuff all your emotion away, locking them behind thick doors so you wouldn’t have to confront them.

Finally you pulled outside the home you were oh so familiar with, and you stepped out of your car, phone and bag in hand.

“Jesus (Y/N) you could’ve at least called!”

“Sorry Rebekah.”

You turned around, letting her pull you in for a hug as you rested your chin on her shoulder, taking a small breath as you looked to the open door.

“Is he home…?” You asked softly.

“Yeah, of course he is. He’s been worried sick.”

You pulled away and walked into the house.

You didn’t need to search it, you knew exactly what room he was going to be in so you walked straight there.

Slowly you pushed the door open and stepped in, letting the door fall shut behind you.

You looked at the tall man as he paced back and forth, tossing a ball up and down in his hand.

“Klaus…”

“(Y/N)!”

He rushed around and quickly walked over, wrapping his arms around you as he pulled you into his chest, holding you tightly as you clung to your older brother.

Tears started to brim your eyes again.

“I’ve got you…” he whispered.

“I… I should’ve.. should’ve listened…”

Klaus sighed, resting his chin on your head as he ran his hand up and down your back.

“No, no you had every right not to. You deserve to be happy okay? And if you want I’ll go make her pay for breaking your heart.”

You quickly pulled away, shaking your head frantically.

“No! No! Klaus you can’t hurt Rosa, promise me you won’t hurt Rosa..”

Klaus looked at you, and although he wasn’t happy about what happened, he was furious Rosa had ripped out your heart and stomped all over it.

He wanted to go there and do what he did best. But looking at your face, begging him not too, he couldn’t do it to you.

“Fine, but you just say the word and I promise you I’ll make her or anyone suffer.”

“Just.. just let me stay with you…”

“You’re always welcome, you know that.” He laughed softly.

Klaus led you over to the couch and sat down, letting you rest your head on his shoulder as you stared at the paintings around the room.

You loved your brothers art, it was so beautiful, and it made you smile knowing that his art was in museums knowing full well people didn’t know it was his.

He had a real talent, even if he wasn’t so nice to many people, and he did horrible, unspeakable things, he was still your older brother.

You were his baby sister. The youngest of the bunch, and you knew there wasn’t anything they wouldn’t do for you.

Elijah was away, and you were told he wouldn’t be back for at least a week, so for the first it it was just your Rebekah and Klaus, and they didn’t everything they could to help you.

Recovery was a long road, and you didn’t know what to do with yourself.

You loved Rosa.

You wanted your whole life to be with her.

“What exactly happened?” Elijah asked softly.

You took a breath, and sighed a little, turning to face him from your spot on the roof where you were stargazing.

“I… I’d been dating her a few years… and she.. well she found out because of some hunters.. I tried to explain her… tried to talk to her.. but she called me a demon.. a monster…”

Elijah felt his heart clench.

He looked at you and reached out, placing his hand on your head, smoothing your hair down a little bit.

“(Y/N), you listen to me, okay? Listen very carefully, you are anything but a demon, a monster. You are so kind, and gentle, and caring. You haven’t ever hurt a soul who has never hurt you before, even after everything that father put you through, you still have such a pure heart.”

You smiled a little, and shrugged a tiny bit not really convinced.

“I guess she’s right… I am a monster…”

“Don’t you ever say that about yourself.”

You jumped a little, turning around to find Klaus climbing on to the roof as well, walking over to sit next to you.

“Don’t you ever call yourself a monster you hear me? I swear to whatever god there is that I will throw you off this roof right now.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“Want to test that?”

Klaus went to pick you up and you quickly jumped behind Elijah, hiding behind him as you stuck your middle finger up at Klaus.

“I’m sad! You’re supposed to be caring for me not trying to throw me off buildings!”

“Stop calling yourself a monster then!”

You grinned a little at klaus and he grinned back, opening his arms letting you sit next to him.

You were so caught up with you siblings you didn’t bother checking your phone, in fact, it probably died weeks ago because you never put it on charge.

Walking around the back, admiring the vast countryside behind the house.

“(Y/N)?”

You turned to the doorway where Rebekah was standing looking angry and a little unsure.

“You have a guest.”

She stepped aside and you watched Rosa step out, looking a little lost and very high on alert.

“Want me to stay?” Rebekah asked.

“No.. no it’s okay…”

She nodded and glared at Rosa before she went back inside.

You turned away from Rosa, not really wanting to look at her so you rested your hands on the fence separating the house from the country.

Rosa looked at you, admiring how you still looked so beautiful just standing there, but she quickly shook her head and walked over.

Standing a few feet from you, she copied what you were doing.

“We’ve been trying to call you. I’ve been trying to call you.”

You glanced at her before turning away from her.

“Yeah.. it uh.. it died weeks ago. I don’t actually think I know where it is…”

“Did you check under your bed? You have a habit of throwing it under there when you’re ignoring it.”

You opened your mount to try and defend yourself but you knew she was right. Whenever you were avoiding people you hid your phone under your bed.

“I didn’t look there…”

Rosa looked at you.

“Look… I can’t say I’m not pissed. Because I’m pissed, really pissed okay?”

“Then why come Rosa? If you’re so pissed why come here? Aren’t you scared of the big bad vampires?” You scoffed a little.

Rosa rolled her eyes, walking over she pushed your shoulder making you turn to face her.

“No you moron, I’m not scared. I was just pissed off you never said anything.”

You rose a brow at her and she rolled her eyes.

“I’m not scared.”

“You know I know when you’re lying.”

“Fine, but I’m never going to admit it. But why didn’t you tell me?”

You threw your hands in the air.

“What the hell was I suppose to say?! Hey Rosa by the way I’m a vampire, one of the original vampires, my sister has been dead half my life, and my brothers are a raging psychopath and a sophisticated peacekeeper who cleans up my psycho brothers mess?!”

“Hey! That’s not nice you know!”

You glared at the back door.

“Fuck off Niklaus!”

He smirked and went back inside and you turned to Rosa.

“What the hell was I supposed to tell you?”

She sighed a little.

“I don’t know, okay? I don’t know. But how did you hide it so well?”

You smirked a little.

“I’m over a thousand years old Rosa, you think you’re good at keeping secrets? Try keeping them for that long.”

“Shit you’re old as hell. Doesn’t that make you a creep or something?”

You playfully slapped her shoulder and she smiled softly at you, letting out another sigh.

“Look, I’m sorry. Okay? I’m only saying it once and if you tell anyone I’ll break your jaw.”

“You couldn’t, but I won’t tell anyone.”

You noticed your siblings lurking in the background and you hopped over your fence, holding your hand out to Rosa.

She looked behind her and climbed over the fence, taking your hand to let you pull her down and you both walked away.

“Were you ever going to tell me?”

“I… to be honest? No…”

“What the hell were you going to do when I got older and you didn’t then?”

“Cosmetic surgery?”

Rosa scoffed, shaking her head at you.

“Unbelievable.”

You grinned a little.

Placing your hands behind you back, you spun around, walking backward as you smiled softly at her.

It was that smile Rosa couldn’t resist no matter how much she wanted too she just could. It was something about that soft innocent smile that drew her in.

She stopped walking so you stopped as well.

“Will you answer any questions I have?” She asked.

“Of course, anything.”

So that’s what you two did.

You led her to your favourite flower patch, and as much as she didn’t want to sit in it you did so you both sat there and you answered every single question she had.

From when you became a vampire and how, to what you ate and how often and how you came about it.

Rosa couldn’t imagine you hurting anyone, and from what you told her you never had.

It reassured her a little bit knowing you had the power to kill anyone you wanted, but you refused because you didn’t like hurting people.

She believed it.

Maybe she shouldn’t, but hell she watched you cry for an hour when you accidentally hit her in the head with a cabinet door.

“I moved away from my siblings because well.. I wanted to try live a normal life, and I had a huge fight with Klaus, so I wanted to get away.”

You laid down, gazing up at the sunny sky.

“That’s why you joined the NYPD?” She asked.

“Nah I was just bored when I did that.”

She laughed a little.

“I don’t regret it though, because I wouldn’t have met you. But I regret not telling you sooner, I understand if you don’t want to be with me. Hell I can even make you forget me if you want, If that’ll make it easier.”

Rosa shuffled over, leaning over, hands planted on either side of your head as she looked down at you.

You smiled a little, bringing a hand up to brush her hair behind ear.

“What if I don’t what to forget?”

“I’m dangerous…”

Rosa smirked, leaning down, nose brushing against yours.

“I like danger.”

With that, she leant down and kissed you deeply, one you were more than happy and eager to kiss her back, missing the feeling of her lips against yours.

You heard some cheering and clapping and quickly pushed Rosa away, rolling her over she he back was against the grass and you sat up.

You spotted your siblings and the rest of the 99 team stood not that far away.

“You pervs!” You shouted.

Rosa quickly shot up, looking at them all as they all came over and you knew she was furious with them.

“Don’t.” You whispered.

She looked at you but nodded her head, letting them all come over to tackle you into a hug and ask you about everything and get to learn about your siblings.

You knew it would be a slow start with Rosa, it would take a while to sort everything out again, but something told you that after some time you two would be okay

[daraku-ou]

ok ok i wanna talk about this at length and not on twitter where i can say like three sentences but i think a lot about how femt will sit around and say how humanity is just awful and disgusting but theres SO many times he seems to be rooting for them. like here how he Let Leo Go. he just let him leave. "he said he didnt wanna play so yknow. He Left." and he yells about how Of Course Hes Not Gonna Kill Leo. leo was so important to stopping the second collapse and femt just let him leave and then when he explained this to despair who is like Dude Why Didnt You Kill Him Or Leave Him There femt seems to be pretty genuinely concerned about despairs wellbeing and. general depression.

then there's in the ova where it's most obvious. hes running around trying to stop this restaurant from being destroyed which Just So Happens to have libra in it. tells leo to forget he was ever there. "i dont need a reason to help them out" femt i am shaking u

and THEN !!! theres curious. curious is fascinating to me for several reasons but i think its really interesting that femt seemingly shows up for no other reason than to Get Curious. wants to take him home for whatever reasons (i have thoughts on this but its too much so maybe another post). but then they immediately start fighting and it really seems like femt is just trying to keep curious preoccupied, buying time for libra to do something. he doesn't really have any reason to get into a petty fight with curious. then when curious is about to attack steven and klaus, femt IMMEDIATELY gets eve and odd to attack him which leaves them in pieces, ultimately ending up letting steven klaus and chain get the upper hand. and then femt just Leaves.

AND THE CALAMITY AUCTION !!! my favorite femt scene. pretends to be the president to break klaus out of jail as hes the only one who can really do anything about whats going on. and later when hes revealed to be the "president" klaus is surprised that someone like femt would even bother to get involved, cuz why WOULD he get involved?? hes constantly saying how worthless humanity is but here he is, actively trying to help. this pisses femt off who attacks briefly but just. Leaves. Again. destroys all the cameras in the room too. god forbid he be seen trying to help out a bad situation

which brings me to the light novel!! as i've said i've been translating it and theres a lot of interesting things. femt talks about how he feels extremely isolated from humanity and when people try to get information from him he just cant understand why they would ever want to be him or have what he has, cuz he clearly has..... Lots Of Issues! it's almost like he's so worried about what will happen to humanity if he isn't there to save them or on the other side of that he has to keep. testing humanity or something. he puts them through his games but even libra admits that theres a line he wont cross. they prefer to deal with him over Other Threats because while hes mass murdering lunatic he still wont. you know. Kill Everyone. unlike curious. i think femt and curious are being set up as foils and i have lots of thoughts on this but theres just too much to say about those two...

tldr i think femt cares a lot more about those around him than he would ever let anyone know. yeah he'll murder hundreds of people but the second hes faced with someone in person that he cant just pretend is part of this vague crude idea of humanity he has in his head its like something clicks in his brain that this is a Real Person and now he suddenly cares. he seems to have this recurring idea of humanity killing themselves or being unable to save themselves which leads him to Extreme Violence and when he helps its like he doesnt want to admit that he cares in some way. hes constantly distancing himself from everyone and i think he should go to therapy <3

[madissonsworld]

Thank you for the request!!

Contains smut.

It’s my first time writing smut so.. it’s kinda weird and ew but I hope u enjoy 🫶🏻

Pov: you’re a hunter who hates vampires and you’re friends with elena. What will happen when Kol Mikaelson comes back and you get the task to keep an eye on him till elena and the others find out how to kill him.

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“Kol Mikaelson is alive” it’s what Elena says right after I opened the door of my house. It’s Elena and Bonnie.

“Wait.. What?? Isn’t that one of-“ I say till Bonnie cuts me up

“Klaus brothers. Yes. And we need your help.” She says

“Come in, let’s go to the kitchen” I say “ What do you mean, you need my help?” I ask confused

“We need you to keep an eye on him, at least until I found a way to kill him” Bonnie says and I immediately denie

“No! No. No no. Are you crazy?? I can’t do that, you know me, you know I hate vampires” I say with disgust

“We know. But we need to. He can hurt Jeremy or any other person. And I can’t do it obviously. And klaus knows Bonnie and Caroline, they can’t do it either. You are the only one klaus never met, so you won’t cause any distrust. Please, I know it’s hard. But I’m begging you.” Elena says and I decided to do it for her. I mean, she always helped me when I needed and now she needs this.

“Ok” I say

“Ok??” Bonnie smiles

“Ok. Fine. I’ll do it, just show me a photo of him or something “ I say and Elena hugs me and whispers a thank you

Meanwhile I see Bonnie taking out a picture of her purse and handing it to me. I look at the photo and… “Wow” I almost scream inside my head. He’s hot, gorgeous. Maybe this won’t be bad at all!

—

It’s bad! I’m all the grill with Kol. He was here and I sat by his side and let me tell you, the worst thing I ever did. He doesn’t shut up. I don’t even know what more he is talking, but I just keep listening to his voice.

“Did you like it?” I head and instantly get out of my thoughts

“Like what?” I ask confused

“My story. What I was talking about” he says

“Oh yeah, I loved it. It was so… nice” I say with a smile looking at his eyes. Bloody hell… his eyes are just… perfect. Ahh this is not good!

—

A few weeks passed, and Bonnie had still no figure it out how to kill him. And in this time, I had passed more time with Kol. And it was becoming hell. I mean… he’s gorgeous, and those brown eyes that I almost get lost, and… and… omg no!! Why am I saying this!! No I can’t. He’s a vampire, a bloody vampire. He’s horrible, a monster, he’s cruel and.. very funny, and, no! Not very funny. Just.. horrible.

I’m now walking to the grill when I feel an arm on my shoulders.

“Hi darling “ I hear this very familiar British accent that I’m obsessed

“Hello Kol” I say but I do not take his arm of my shoulders like I usually do.

“Are you heading to mystic grill?” He asks and I whisper a yes

“Amazing, I’m going too.” He says and I feel a smile starting to appear on my face

..

“Hahahaha” I laugh at the joke that Kol just did

He does this a lot of times… jokes.. they’re not even funny. What’s funny it’s kol’s face telling the joke, and how he laughs at it.

Sometimes I forget he is a vampire, he can be very nice and funny. Suddenly I receive a message, “Come to the Salvatore house.”- Elena.

“Umm, I need to go Kol. I need to go to my friend” I say

“Do you want me to take you there?” He asks with a smile

“No! No.. I want to go alone” I replied

“Ok, then I’ll stay for a little bit more” he says

“Bye” I say and he says the same and I leave.

Getting to the Salvatore house, I knock and elena almost immediately opens the door.

“Come in. We have it!” She says enthusiastic

“Have what?” I say

“The spell. To kill them. To kill the Mikaelson” she says and guides me to the living room, and I suddenly feel a tightness in my heart.

We get to the living room and there stays Bonnie, Caroline and the Salvatore brothers.

“So… what’s the plan?” I say trying to keep myself steady. Ouch. My heart literally hurts. I don’t understand.

“So, it’s not just us. Esther is going to link them and then… boom!! You kill one. You kill all of them” Bonnie says and I see Damon smiling

“But how is she going to link them all?” I ask confused

“Easy. With the champagne. On the ball” Damon says and I immediately get more confused

“What ball?” I ask

“The Mikaelson ball. I received an invitation “ Elena says and hand me a piece of paper. “Join us… Mikaelson ball… 7 pm…” what is this?? - I say to myself

“Oh, you’re going too?” I ask directing me to the rest

“I go” Caroline says

“We are going to. Elena is not going by herself” Damon says for him and stefan. I murmur a ok

“So that’s it??” I ask and Elena noddes “So can I go home?”

“Yeah. It was just this we wanted to tell you” Bonnie says and I say goodbye and leave to go to my house

-

Arriving to my house, I see a box in front of my door. I take it and I enter in my house, going upstairs to my room.

Above the box I see an invitation. “Mikaelson ball” the same Elena showed me. I turned the invitation and it had something written.

“Save me a dance,

Fondly

Kol”

I smile at it. And I go open the box. It’s a dress, quite frankly the most beautiful dress I’ve ever seen. It’s so perfect.

The ball is in two days and I’m really excited!

-

It’s the day of the ball and I’m getting prepared with Caroline and Elena.

Right now I’m doing my makeup meanwhile Caroline is working on my hair and Elena doing her makeup.

Already prepared I went looking in the mirror and “wow” I whisper. This dress fits me so well, I guess Kol is good with sizes, and my hair and makeup. Everything fits so well.

“Okay! Now… let’s go. Let’s end this.” Elena says and we all go to the cars. Elena goes in a car with the Salvatore brothers and I go in another with Caroline.

—

Arriving to the Mikaelson house we enter and the room is full of people and really decorated. I immediately go to the food table.

“Hello darling” I hear a voice behind me and turn around

“Hi Kol” I say with a smile and he extends his hand

“Dance with me?” He asks with a smile and i nod.

“You look ravishing “ he says and I smile even more

“You look amazing too” I respond

-

We are dancing when we are interrupted by Esther

“Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Waiters are coming around with champagne. I invite you all to me in raising a glass. It provides me with no greater joy, than to see my family back together as one. I’d like to thank you all for being part of this spectacular evening. Cheers.” She says

“Cheers” everyone in the audience says and raises their glass and drink, and then it all hits me. This is the drink, that they talked about in the Salvatore house. I see Kol raising his glass and I turn to him.

“Wait!” I say “are you going to drink that?”

“Well, normally that’s what you do when raising a glass sweetheart” he says giving a soft smile to me

“Yeah, right, I just thought… um… never mind” I say and turn and leave the room. I really needed air right now.

I’m outside and suddenly comes tears to my eyes to the image of Kol dying because I didn’t tell him the truth. But what would I say… That I’m a hunter who was ask to follow him, and keep an eye on him.

I hear footsteps and I don’t really need to turn around to know who it was.

“Its everything ok? Today you’re strange. What’s wrong?” He asks and I nod my head

“Nothing.. it’s nothing. Maybe I’m just tired tonight.” I say turning to him and smiling

“Tired means with tears in the eyes” he says and I immediately clean the tears “Look, talk to me”

“There’s nothing wrong, let’s go” I say grabbing his hand and walking to the mansion.

-

The rest of the ball was me and Kol dancing, and now I just got home.

I went to my room changing and then went to the couch watch Netflix.

Looking at the hour, I realise that already passed 2 hours since I got home. I turn off the tv and when I went to the stairs I heard a knock on the door.

Silently I went see who was. Kol. I open the door.

“Can I come in?” He says, and I notice he looks angry

“Yeah” I say and he goes straight towards the living room

“Did you knew?” He says

“Knew what?” I say, but I already knew what we was referring to

“DID YOU KNEW?? Don’t play with me now. About the link of my mother through the champagne “ he says and the look on his face suddenly changes. He realised “ah.. that’s why you were like that today.”

“Look, that’s not what it looks like” I trie to say but he interrupts me

“Isn’t it?? What it look to me is that you knew my mother was going to kill me and link me to my brothers and didn’t bother to say nothing “ he says, and I realise that he’s more hurt than angry.

“Yes, you right. For a moment I was trying to help killing you.” I say

“Why would you do that to me? To me??” He says

“Because I’m a hunter” I shouted “You are a Mikaelson, every story of evil on the books have your name. You’re a vampire!… But… then when I met you, I realise that you were not that evil, at least not with me.”

“How can I believe you again? I really thought something was happening here, and I don’t do thing like this.” He says

“I’m sorry. But now it’s different.” I say but he seems not to believe

“No. That doesn’t work.” He says walking to the door

“I love you” I say

“What?” He responds turning around

“I love you. I love everything about you. The way you make me feel good, the way you make jokes about everything. The way you smile and those eyes… damn I don’t really know what they have but I’m obsessed. And… and you… you are… amazing and you care about me, and… I don’t know.. I just know I.. I love you. I’m so in love with you. It’s like you’re in me. And I just love you. All the time. Every minute of every day.” I say and the next second I just fell his lips on mine.

“Where is your room?” He asks with is mouth brushing mine

“The first one in the left” I respond with a sigh

Within a second we were in my room, I was on my bed with him above me.

He kisses me again and then I feel his fingers on my panties.

“Already wet like this darling?” He says and I moan. He continues to touch my button through my underwear. My mind quickly clouded over at his touch. “Gonna cum on my hand like a good girl?” With that I came on is hand.

He then takes off my clothes and his and kisses me again.

He enters me while kissing my lips and starts thrusting me. My walls clenched and a whine let my lips when he thrusted again.

He started thrusting me in an inhuman pace, starting now applying pressure to my clit, my legs already trembling and already feeling myself coming in his cock.

I feel his teeth on my neck, however he didn’t bite.

“Can I?” He asks

“Yes” I whisper

He trusted in me one more time before he came inside me bitting me at the same time. He slowly came off and kiss me one more time before lay down next to me.

“Well… we are definitely doing this again .” I heard he say and I chuckled

“Yeah, we are” I smile

[ray-theoretical-trucker]

so,

im reading 'the reptile room' for the first time and now i have a strong headcanon that monty has adhd

the way he forgets what he was talking about just to start talking about smth else and then go back to the first topic, and he's getting frustrated when someone interrupts his infodumping making him forget what he was talking about - and in moments like this all he can think about is trying to remember what he was talking about and, and-

also the reptiles are his special interest, of course

and the scene where he tells klaus that klaus should be more careful with where he leaving things cause it can be dangerous (it's when he talks about the lamp "falling out of the window") and ignores klaus saying he didn't leave it near the window - i headcanon/interpret that monty's ignoring him saying this just cause it's smth he does himself - constantly leaving things somewhere and not remembering where exactly. he doesn't mean to ignore klaus/make him feel not heard or seen, he just wants him to understand that it's ok if smth like this happens

even in this particular scene - he was talking about some insects repellent and literally couldn't find it in his car cause he forgot where exactly he put it. and also he thought about doing a research on the repellent he already had to see if it will work in peru or not only when he had, like, one day till they were leaving for peru...

ALSO he said he always wanted to find a wife and have a family and kids BUT FORGOT TO DO THAT (very important addition i almost forgot to add to this post)

anyway, i now headcanon that monty has adhd and u can't tell me otherwise

have my little silly headcanon 🤲

[adrienneleclerc]

Happier

Pairing: Xavier Thorpe x Hispanic!Reader

Summary: When Xavier starts a new relationship and Y/N isn’t happy

Request: could u do a hispanic!reader x xavier based on the song Happier by olivia rodrigo with a happy ending bc my heart cannot handle sad 😭

Warning: none

A/N: i only like 3 songs by Olivia Rodrigo because her music isn’t really my “vibe” BUT I do listen to the song when requested. Y/N is like Klaus Hargreeves from The Umbrella Academy.

Y/N was in the Weathervane with Wednesday, Enid, and Bianca. They were chatting about what they did during their extended winter break due to Crackstone when Y/N saw Xavier talking to a girl outside, looks South Asian (since Xavier is know to be interested in women of color, I’m thinking of Maitreyi Ramakrishnan/Iman Vellani/Megan Suri or any other south Asian actress you know). Bianca noticed how Y/N stopped talking.

“You looking at Xavier and his new girlfriend? Whatever it is you’re feeling, I felt that when I saw you with Xavier.” Bianca said.

“I’m sorry, never knew it felt this way.” Y/N said.

“Don’t worry, if anything Xavier seemed happier with you than he was with me so it’s all good. What happened between the two of you, anyway?” Bianca asked.

“Um…we broke up during the break, his decision, it doesn’t matter.” Y/N said sipping her hot chocolate. That’s when Xavier and his new girlfriend entered the Weathervane and walked to their table.

“Hey ladies, this is Nadia, my girlfriend.” Xavier said.

“Hi, it’s nice to meet you. Let me guess names…you’re Wednesday, Enid, Bianca, and Y/N, right? Please tell me I got it right.” Nadia said, pointing to each girl respectively.

“Um yeah, you got it right, it’s nice to meet you too, Nadia.” Y/N said.

“Wow, Y/N, I love your necklace, it’s really pretty,” Nadia commented. Y/N looked down at the necklace she was wearing, it was a gift from Xavier, she started playing with the pendant.

“Oh, thank you, I really like your jacket.” Y/N said.

“Thank you, made the patches myself.” Nadia said smiling.

“We’re gonna sit somewhere, get some coffee, it’s nice see you after the break.” Xavier said, walking away with his arm around Nadia. Y/N then turned to Enid and Wednesday.

“Wednesday, you’re observant, sort of, did you find that interaction weird?” Y/N asked.

“She was acting too nice, probably overcompensating for the way you and Xavier broke up. It’s possible that Nadia knows that you’re his ex and is trying to get on your good side.” Wednesday said.

“Or maybe she’s just a friendly person. I compliment people all the time, maybe it’s just who she is.” Enid said.

“Maybe, it did take me a while to get used to you, Enid. No offense.” Y/N said.

“None taken.” Enid said. The girls continued talking but Y/N’s eyes strayed to Xavier and Nadia. They were sharing a slice of cake and Xavier wiped frosting on Nadia’s nose and both started giggling. Xavier kissed Nadia’s nose, licking the frosting off. Y/N thought back to when they would do cute shit like that

It was the day of the carnival. Y/N and Xavier were walking around hand in hand and after greeting Wednesday at the milk bottle booth, they went to the food stand and bought a funnel cake. Xavier was feeding pieces of funnel cake to Y/N and viceversa. Xavier then dabbed powdered sugar on Y/N’s nose.

“Ha ha, very funny, Flaquito.” Y/N said, then Xavier kissed the powdered sugar off her nose.

“You want to get a milkshake? Then we can go on the Ferris wheel.” Xavier suggested.

“Yeah, i can go for a milkshake. As long as you don’t put whipped cream on my nose.” Y/N said.

“No promises, sweetheart.” Xavier said as they bought a chocolate milkshake. And yes, Xavier did out whipped cream on her nose but they also shared the milkshake with two straws like in the movies.

Y/N snapped out of her memory when Bianca spoke.

“We should go shopping in the city. Get away from Jericho for a while.” Bianca said.

“Yeah, sounds fun, let’s go.” Y/N said. The girls paid and got an Uber to go to the city. They got out of the Uber and headed so a clothing store.

“Is it wrong for me to Xavier to be happy with Nadia, but not as happy as he was with me?” Y/N asked,

“I mean It’s normal in a breakup to want to feel like you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to your ex, but it’s been a month.” Enid said.

“So you’re saying I’m being crazy?” Y/N asked.

“Just a little bit.” Enid said,

“Yeah, i know, telenovelas Don’t really show healthy relationships.” Y/N said, browsing for clothes.

“Thing could always spy on them.” Wednesday suggested.

“No, It’s fine, i Don’t want to seem like the crazy jealous ex.” Y/N said, thanking Wednesday for her offer.

After shopping, they went back to school where Y/N shares a dorm with Yoko.

“I met Nadia today, she seems nice.” Yoko mentioned.

“She’s going to Nevermore too?” Y/N asked.

“Yeah, she’s literally been here for a week, how do you not notice her?” Yoko asked.

“I Don’t know, how come I never cross paths with Eugene until I got to The Hummers meeting? Maybe she’s younger.” Y/N said.

“Nadia is literally our age. Anyway, Xavier and Nadia have been attached at the hip every time I saw them. Kinda like you two when you guys were dating.” Yoko mentioned.

“Are you trying to hurt me?” Y/N asked.

“I’m just tying to prepare you for the show Xavier and Nadia will put on, holding hands, kissing in the hallways…” Yoko started and Y/N threw a pillow at her face. “I’m just saying.”

The next day, it was Monday, Y/N was eating breakfast and she was watching Xavier and Nadia kissing.

“Ugh, I’m going insane.” Y/N said, grabbing her head to calm the voices.

“You’re not going insane, just relax.” Wednesday said.

“Not helping, Wednesday. I thought I was over him, he broke up with me like over a month ago, he broke up with me over video chat like a little bitch, and here I am basically pining over him. I hate it so much like you don’t understand, I feel like a stupid teenage girl.” Y/N exclaimed.

“You are a stupid teenage girl.” Wednesday said,

“Yeah, I’m aware. But the voices won’t stop and I can’t get weed from Ajax because I can’t be stoned in school and I don’t think I want to get weed where Xavier and Nadia are right in my line of sight.” Y/N said, holding her head even more.

“Cant you take aspirin or ibuprofen?” Enid asked.

“That’s not strong enough.” Y/N said.

The bell rang and everyone walked to class. Xavier and Nadia were sitting in botany class, right in front of Y/N, who was sitting with Bianca. Y/N was rolling her eyes when Xavier would whisper in Nadia’s ear, they were acting all cute it was sickening.

“Were him and I this annoying?” Y/N asked Bianca.

“Oh even more annoying. Xavier is a big fan of PDA, he’s territorial, you know this. Stop thinking about him though. How are the spirits?” Bianca asked.

“They will not shut up.” Y/N said,

“Yeah, i figured.” Bianca said. The bell rings and they’re walking to next class when Nadia stopped her.

“Hey Y/N, i heard you talk to the dead, right? My friend has the same ability, he says the dead love to talk and since you’re the only person that hears them, all of them talk to you, trying to get your attention. It gets annoying and I’m pretty sure you already have a headache from them so I have edibles and joints if you rather smoke it. My friend says that aspirins don’t really work to silence them but not being sober helps a lot. You can take them after school.” Nadia says, giving Y/N the bag which has edibles in a haribo gummy bears bag, and joints in an altoids case.

“Oh wow, Um, thank you so much, Nadia.” Y/N said,

“I just wants us to be okay, you know? Like I know about you and Xavier, I don’t like bringing it up, but Xavier talks about you a lot, actually. Like when we’re in the art shed, I still find paintings and sketches of you.” Nadia said.

“Xavier seems happy with you though, you two are really cute together. And you’re so fucking pretty like honestly, you have perfect skin.” Y/N said.

“Thank you, your hair is beautiful, I love it. I honestly feel jealous. But yeah, um, enjoy the weed, hopefully the spirits will finally leave you alone, I hope we can be friends.” Nadia said, then they both went to class.

Now it’s after school, Y/N took two edibles and started chilling in her bed. That’s when there was a knock on her door.

“Yoko, baby, Can you get it?” Y/N said but Yoko wasn’t in the room so she got up and opened the door to find Xavier. “Xavi! What are you doing here?”

“Are you high right now?” Xavier asked.

“Need to keep the spirits at bay. Your girlfriend hooked me up, she so nice! She probably gives you those classic stomach butterflies that people talk about in the movie. I mean, no wonder you broke up with me to be with her, right? I bet you tell her she’s the most beautiful girl in the world, you know? The same way you told me a few months back. I hope she’s gullible enough to believe that eternal love bullshit too. You don’t break up with a girl over video chat if you claim she’s your eternal love.” Y/N said

“Are you kidding me right now? You’re high yet still sane to pick a fight with me?” Xavier asked.

“I’m not picking a fight with you. Are you happy with her?” Y/N asked.

“Yeah, Y/N, im happy with her.” Xavier said.

“Are you happier with her than you were with me?” Y/N asked.

“You cant ask me shit like that, Y/N.” Xavier said.

“Why did you break up with me?” Y/N asked.

“Why do you need to know that? What good would that do?” Xavier asked.

“What good it would do? It would give me closure! Closure that I fucking need to get over you because I can’t keep fucking looking at you and Nadia being all sickeningly adorable in front of me, wishing it was me! Every time I see you guys I am thinking ‘why did he break up with me? What was I doing wrong? Why DID he move on so quickly?’ So please, Xavier, for the love of all things that are holy, tell me why. I can’t have the voices and you be in my head all fucking day because I’ll have to be stoned all semester to handle that.” Y/N shouted.

“You were too much, okay! Every time we hung out, you were always a little stoned, do you know how that makes me feel? We couldn’t hold conversations properly because you don’t remember the conversations we had.” Xavier said.

“Do you think I like having this power? Nadia’s friend goes through the same thing! It’s the only think that works! Sure, Tylenol dulls the headache but it doesn’t calm the voices, especially those voices who want you to join the other side, it’s not fun, Xavier. So I’m sorry I was never completely sober when we were hanging out, there are Day where the spirits don’t communicate, and there are days where they talk a shit ton. You broke up with me for being too much? Try having my power for a day! It sucks the life out of you, now get out, you gave me the closure I needed, I don’t know why you came here and I don’t want to know, so get out.” Y/N said, shoving Xavier through the door and closing it. Y/N then screamed in her pillow. “He ruined my high for me!”

Xavier and Nadia were hanging in the art shed when Xavier asked her a question.

“Did you give Y/N drugs?” Xavier asked.

“It’s just weed, looks like she needed them. Can you imagine having voices in your head 24/7? My friend can’t handle that sober, unless she needed to. Besides I need her to know that we could be friends. Why do you ask?” Nadia asked.

“I talked to her in her dorm, she was so high. Saying some dumb shit.” Xavier said. Xavier started thinking about Y/N and what she said.

Weeks later, Nadia and Xavier were in his art shed kissing when Nadia pulls away.

“Hey, whats wrong?” Nadia asked,

“Nothing is wrong, Nadia,” Xavier said.

“Let me guess, is this about Y/N?” Nadia asked,

“What makes you say that?” Xavier asked,

“Listen Xavier, you can tell me. Lately your mind has been elsewhere, you’re like really off on our dates, it’s clear that you’re not over Y/N, even though you say you are.” Nadia said.

“I’m sorry, Nadia, i really am.” Xavier said

“It’s fine, you two have only been broken up for a month, I should have known you weren’t emotionally ready to move on. My fault.” Nadia said. “I’m gonna go.”

“Thank you for being understanding.” Xavier said. When Nadia left, he texted Y/N to come to the art shed. A few minutes later, Y/N knocked on the art shed door and Xavier let her in,

“Why am i here, Xavier?” Y/N asked.

“No.” Xavier said.

“No? No what, Xavier?” Y/N asked,

“Remember when you asked me if I was happier with Nadia than I was with you? The answer is no, I was definitely my happiest with you.” Xavier said.

“Then why did you tell me I was too much, I don’t understand.” Y/N said.

“I wanted it to seem that I moved on, i mean yes, i didn’t like that you were high all the time, but it was better for your mental health.” Xavier said.

“Tell me about it.” Y/N said.

“I probably don’t deserve this, but can we get back together?” Xavier asked.

“No, You’re on probation/a trial period.” Y/N said.

“You’re really going to make me work for it, huh?” Xavier said.

“Oh yeah, im gonna make you work like a dog for it.” Y/N said laughing. “Now let’s see all these paintings and sketches you did of me, Nadia mentioned it a few weeks ago.”

The End

It’s also kinda hard to give a happy ending to a sad song

[duck-era-lexi]

deadset headcanon that bonkai happened after the end of tvd

or: bonnie ended up alone and that is just not okay.

note: i didn't watch the originals and idgaf. their plot is probably stupid anyway.

ok so kai is in the prison world, yes, and bonnie is traveling the world, and elena and damon are being humans and shit and caroline is being pregnant and stefan is dead (god bless). so where is the drama? bonnie while traveling in... africa hooks up with a lot of people and learns a lot of shit, runs into some near death experiences but gets her voodoo witchy magic out of it. she eventually starts being mad about enzo's death because she should be and she's also realizing that she can't find another love because she hasn't gotten over it. then it's been like 5 yrs or something and bonnie gets the news that elena is pregnant perfect time to head back.

so they've kept in contact, done some visits but bonnie's mainly been traveling because when you can magic shmagic cold hard cash into thin air you can kind of do whatever you want. damon and elena are doing good, they live in a white picket fence house with a dog and two cats, not in mystic falls but still in virginia. damon makes jokes about eating the neighbors and elena talks a lot about how stefan's probably watching over them. that kind of stuff. bonnie stays over for a baby shower and elena has a heart to heart where she's like... girl u know you can have kids too right? bonnie admits that she wouldn't feel right dating someone who's not supernatural based on her experiences hooking up with random people. bonnie reveals she knows the gender of the baby already but elena plugs her ears so she can't hear it. the cat scratches at the door and elena shooes it away and bonnie waves her hand, the cat falls silent. elena looks at her friend with a kind of fear, forgetting how much power witches have. bonnie reminds her that she is not just a witch, but the most powerful witch.

(this is gonna be long but hang in with me here)

so fast forward to the baby shower, mystic falls gang comes down from the salvatore boarding school cause elena is kind of scared of going to mystic falls (we're gonna ignore the compulsion plot holes from the story idgaf). klaus sends his farewells yadda yadda easter eggs but bonnie just gets really sad and jealous and it just so happens that caroline wants someone to live near her to take care of her kids. caroline and bonnie haven't been that close just cause they kinda drifted, but they instantly reconnect and bonnie loves caroline's kids.

caroline and alaric are married, and a) bonnie is like, he was ur teacher are u freaking kidding me and b) there are photos of stefan on the wall and bonnie realizes that she really detests stefan for killing enzo right in front of her face. caroline belittles enzo and they argue about caroline invalidating her feelings and bonnie accuses her of being racist, blah blah blah it ends up in a blowout and bonnie wanders into the woods to find the ghost of enzo talking to her. (i don't really remember the rules of tvd). enzo tells her the move tf on and bonnie has a thought: what if she was never really that much in love in the first place? it's terrifying and she refuses to accept it, simply lying to enzo (even though he's dead) and being distracted because two vampire dudes try to murder her and she snaps their necks

so she traces back to her first love, but jeremy's also in the middle of a freaking battle thing so first she has this entire arc where she has to help him commit genocide and then finally they have a heart to heart where she convinces him to teach at caroline's school and jeremy says that they were young love. then they hook up and bonnie realizes she doesn't really have any feelings for jeremy anymore, not after he cheated on her with his dead girlfriend :(

maybe, she missed a person in between...

this is all to say kai is desiccating in the prison world, because he's alive- oh, did i mention he's alive? the plot moves to caroline's boarding school, the hollow's bullshit, oh no hayley marshall dies, and elena's kids are reaching double digits. but bonnie is MIA. how?

one day, bonnie exits the prison would with kai behind her. and i'm telling you, this is crazy. but how? because bonnie bennett is absolutely done.

it's a string of things.

fighting with elena and elena insisting that she wants a magic free environment, that she read all the parenting books and her kids will go off and become vampires themselves if she doesn't try to prevent them. the salvatores move to like europe or something and try to live a normal life. damon and caroline still keep in touch, but damon and elena are the only humans in the entire gang and life is kind of different when you know you're gonna die someday.

getting a call from a call and meeting a little witch named davina, a cute girl named hope, and a whole shitload of problems that she thought she left behind her. she takes the hollow upon herself and tears her apart physically and mentally, and only after she threatens to destroy the entirety of los angeles (as a joke!! haha....unless....) do the mikaelson siblings take accountability. klaus mentions how different she is from her friends, and bonnie comments on the fact that it's probably because she lost her two best friends to humanity and didn't realize how crazy their lives had become.

davina (and kol) want to see bonnie's prison world, and bonnie is fosure its for some kinky bullshit reason, but it's been so long she doesn't gaf anyways. she's the kind of insane that she might go to a psychiatric hospital soon, and near her 40th she went so crazy she mind controlled someone to be in love with her. the reason she's never linked in particular with any male witches is because she gets a strange sort of irritation to them, and one of them realized that she played a part in klaus' blood triangle so he tried to kill her and then she killed him and that really hurt her. but really, when kol and davina are with her, she decides to wake kai up.

talking to kai is awful, and it takes, 1, 2, 3, times too much- and the force of their fight is so catastrophic that it creates a prison world inside a prison world, but it's a limbo- it's two rooms, one her childhood bedroom and the other his and it goes on forever and ever. they fight, but neither of them really get an upper hand- yes, kai is more powerful but it's bonnie's world technically. kai wants to talk but bonnie just wants to beat someone up and suddenly, davina falls into the world, crying. she tells bonnie that kol touched something weird and disappeared, and bonnie says that she enchanted some things to help her be able to leave that only work once, and that she forgot about it. davina entered the world through kai's chains.

kai holds davina hostage with knives that he hid under his bed and bonnie conceeds to talking with him. and by talking, i mean like actually coming to the same conclusion that everyone else should've came to.

in the end, kai and bonnie have an awfully rocky relationship that first involves bonnie stealing part of kai's heart so that he's like half-vegetable (long story, trust me there's some way it can happen) and then, in his partially mentally deformed mindset he brings up taking the hollow. this is at the point where they live in some random hill in romania in a hightop castle and kai offers to take the hollow and kill himself with it.

bonnie removes the curse from his heart and reveals she actually forcibly impregnated herself because she wanted him to die at the hand of his own child, the leader of the gemini coven, and kai's like how i thought i was a vampire and also the gemini is dead and bonnie says idk i marlene king came up with this, actually in the limbo world i got another dose of the cure and then i'm giving it to you and by reverse psychology now the gemini coven is back alive.

i have to stop myself from writing really graphic shit because this can get really bad really fast, but in the end i do think they fall in love blah blah blah and they reinstate the gemini coven which eventually makes the bennett coven more powerful. witches have always been corrupt and selfish and a convenient plot device to bring up in the writer's room when you want a promotion so i really don't care. if you can write all this bullshit about stefan and still make him the good guy, kai can be dug out of his grave too. bonnie invented space and time and magic. silas who?

their kids are ultra powerful and bonnie and kai cut everyone off cuz they're all haters. except for caroline (ironic), and their kids are too cool to be involved in hope mikaelson drama bullshit. they say aye dad isnt it a good day to commit mass genocide, i heard cousin lizzy is struggling with her psychotic tendencies back in the americas!! kai says no son let's go play catch and watch my favorite episodes of glee while your mom cooks some lasagna with frog legs and unicorn hair sprinkles on the side. then in the afternoon i'm gonna show you some of my evil plans for world domination and we can practice your leaping spells.

xoxo

[akascow]

tua4 mini rant ? idek anymore HAHA

epi 5-6 spoilers ofc

u cannot convince me that the fivela plot point was because steve wanted to give five a love story because he was 'a lonely old man' bc if that were true he wouldnt have had them 'break up' like 30 minutes later the second they got back home (imo)

like that whole thing was definitely meant to fill some sort of sibling rivalry conflict quota bc we had allison/vik and luther/diego in s1, ben/klaus in s2, and ... idk allison/literally everyone in s3 (lmfao)

lol he was like oh everyones finally getting along now bc theyre all trauma bonded and share similar interests again? GUESS AGAIN FUCKERS RANDOM CHEATING PLOT because marriage with 3(?) kids is terrible and dumb woman brain will fall for the first man she sees after a single year

im certain it was so unecessary that if u take out that entire montage nothing would have changed about the ending or the plot bc its so meaningless HAHA

you couldve at least taken that episode and shoved it in the beginning and given the run time of it to explaining what the hell happened to the siblings in the supposed 6 years after the events of s3 idfk

anyway the sad train montage after she tells him its over is actually making me laugh so hard this cannot be real

okay thats all of that episode goodmorrow i still have 30 minutes left of episode 6 HAHA

[jennyandvastraflint]

Xena commentary S1Ep8

Ew the cover pic for this already looked straight

Slebby

They wanna kill Xena, but it was a fakeee, obvi

Shdhddv her beating up guys and Gabrielle sleeps

"I missed something" 😂

Damn she really just saved him

"See you are a good person, Xena" Awwww, yes she iiiis

Yiiikes why are all the sick dying. (Also Prometheus hello)

"Bad Omens" THE GO FANDOM ABOUT S2EP6 😭

"a straight answer" 🤔🏳️‍🌈

A woman kneeling at Xena's feet. Mood. Me.

What if she just put out the candle sjddhdh

Oh no they talk future

TRAVELLING BARD SHDHDHS HELP

"Nothing's gonna happen to you" awww

Xena is on edgeeee

"Do you want the same as your friend?" *sees like fifteen dudes, runs*

Sword. Ominously illuminated.

Who is this weirdo

HERCULES? He looks more like... Heinz Klaus. German middle aged man in his midlife crisis growing his hair out idk

Oh, Hercules and his boyfriend? 😂

Pls the guy talking about a love potion. And he's just like" I'm gay"

"Girl talk?" 😂 Gabrielle she's in gay love with YOU. And you with her.

Looots of fighting

Suicide mission? Someone call Janeway!

"And he loves to hear himself talk" HA

Oh noooo, the guy whose name I don't remember has been injured...

"People would hardly miss me" GABRIELLE.

"Sometimes you go with your heart, not with your head" HHHHHH

Dark caaaves

Hercules is just. *sighs* about his boyfriend

HUG. THE SOFT "Be careful" I am EMOTIONS

THEIR HAND HOLDING WTF HEY I'M HAVING A GAY CRISIS AGAIN

HERCULES HAD A *WIFE*???? Bisexual Heinz Klaus ig

Platonic kissing the homies

"She's really special isn't she SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT SHE SEES IN ME" I AM LEGIT CRYING

Uh oh. THE FIRE IS GOOOONE

Xena why are you pulling a Kathryn Janeway... UR GF NEEDS U

*e g g s*

Scale the walls like a lizard, Herc.

Oh he IS climbing

Gabrielle telling so many stories 😭

Omg is this the soul mate story dhdhd

DESPERATE YEARNING TO BE REUNITED. HHHAAAAH

Oh the eggs are BIIIIG eggs some hooj ass chimken they came out of

They must've had SO much fun with that

Birb? 😂 Funky ride. Dino? 😂

This episode is WILD

oh he actually caught her

Prometheus is freeee

Thingy is healingggg

STRAIGHT KISSES??? ON MY TV??? BAH. (I'm joking a tiny bit)

Dude says, "Hercules" Let's make out. XD Oh he talks about soulmates. Clearly bc Hercules is his soulmate.

[lqfiles]

TROLL KINGS OHFBDBDJJDJD GAG THEM AGAIN. Like guys april fools is over say sike rn..😂 honestly i can see fireflies getting litty like WE GON LIGHT IT UP LIGHT IT UPPPPP😭🔥 but omfg i didnt know yall fw her like that??? Now bring hrvy on tour and sing DNYL 🌝🌝🌝🌝

Omfg i get u so bad sis.. i didnt manage to go last year and i was depressed af and when i tell u AF i mean ASFFFFFF like we was here at home watching tds fancams or even music show performances to fill the void ✌️ like not me pulling up concert vlogs just to know what the experience would be like omo we were going thru it and thugging it outttt BUT I HOPE U GET TO GO SO BAD AUUUGHHHH WE NEED THAT LQDREAM COLLAB 🙈

Yassss moving to privtwt is like the best decision i made foreals (insert that klaus tvd 🤫 gif) someone: whos lqfiles? Me: THATS OOMF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ok srsly tho ugh i hope one day we can link up on the bird app ur too fun to not be in my pokemon oomfie collection 😪

DONTTTT EVEN BRING UP RENJUN I GET TEARY EYED THINKING ABOUT IT. BBOSONGSEEEE YOU WILL COUGH IN 3 DAYS. SM YOU WILL D##. LEE CHAEMIN YOU WILL FLOP. RENJUNIE WE WILL AVENGE YOU.

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you know what you’re right let me optimistic, i’m sure they can make fireflies lit like i’m imagining fireworks and confetti, WE GETTJNG LITTY AS HELL REGARDLESS TRUSTTT and hsjdhsk imagine they actually get hrvy and perform DNYL that would be fun idk..

YOU GWT ME SO WELL i was attached to that screen like i was part of the team, i was ready to die for this dream shit LIKE WHY DID I BECOME ELITE DREAMZEN FOR A FEW MINUTES 🌝…. was screaming along with the crowd like i really thought i was there it was crazyyyy, WE WERE BOOKMARKING EVERY CLIP ON TWITTWR TOO LIKE IT WAS SERIOUS BUSINESS i was tweaking baaaddd if i don’t go this year i will just have to end it.. LQDREAM HDHSJSDK THANK YOU BES hopefully the link up will happen, we need you there too it’s gonna be lit asf 🤫🤫🤫

one day.. i been thinking about making a new main account for a while anyways, i like being nugu on twitter so i can say whatever i want 😅 anywaysss trustt i’ll give you my @ if i ever do and that lqfiles pudding anon link up is gonna be real michin THEYRE NOT READY FOR US SIS

THE CHAEMIN COMMENT HSJDHSKSK 😭😭😭😭 no but real sorry renjunnie idc if that’s your friend.. we still don’t fw him for that 😑 AND WHILE WE’RE AT GET THOSE FEARNOTS TOO WHO WERE INVOLVING THEMSELVES talking about “you mess with chaemin, you mess with fearnots” ???? 😭 i chuckled icl, they act like the guy is apart of the group all because he mcs with ec. it’s crazyyyy like no one scared of you guys i promise… BUT YEAH BBONGSONGEEE YOU HAVE 5 DAYS LEFT, PANNCHOA YOURE GETTING SUED SO 😂😂 #RENJUNKARMA

[transexualpirate]

took a short break to process the fact that my original theory about ben's death was correct and now i will finish episode four

this is awful for all of them but i feel especially bad for luther rn he probably blames himself for telling on ben (and he probably should ngl. i love luther but he used to be a huge asshole)

no ms white lady i assure you "reg" is very much responsible yes

He Pulled The Trigger, Miss.

k so we Finally get some answers i guess

ok. ok soooo. ben is marigold and jennifer is this durango shit?

"we end the world" ben and jennifer have touched already more than once and no one's dead so get the fuck over it and DON'T TRUST REGINALD!!!!!!!!!!

klaus caught something in ibiza...?

YEAH DIEGO HE IS A PROFESSIONAL DANCER.

HE'S GONNA KILL THEM ALL OVER AGAIN

dude i wonder if ben's memories were also erased when he died somehow did he ever tell klaus that ben was killed by reginald i wonder

did klaus ever tell any of the siblings? i know they wouldn't have believed him but did he try?

that is some heavy ass angst potential right there if the show doesn't i want to explore that later on

i hate reginald have i ever mentioned that? i hate him

"i understand you've grown attached to your brother" THIS GUY SUCKS

SLAY

YESSSS ALLISON GO GO GO GO GO

NICEEEEE

OHHHHHHH I LOVE THAT I LOVE IT. HIT HIM AGAIN. BREAK HIS NOSE NOW

allison slayed hard with this one ngl

YESSSSSS VIKTOR YES YES YES

DO TO HIM WHAT YOU DID TO THAT OLD WOMAN IN THE WHEELCHAIR!!!!!

"do you think these childish theatrics will stop me?" "ok well i can step it up a notch if you like" KILL HIM

Kill Him

"viktor please don't hurt him" "why not" YEAH WHY THE FUCK NOT

THIS IS HIS FAULT!!!!!

HE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT

HE'S THE FAILURE

HE'S THE REASON THIS HAPPENED

FUCK YEAHHH THIS IS SO SATISFYING i wish klaus could have seen this he would have appreciated it. i know i did

oh hey klaus!!!! :D

M E D I U M ?

he sprayed perfume inside his own mouth. ok.

oh he's feeling like the shit isn't he. he's right. he should

"richard, but he preferred dick" "hah don't we all"

wait is he actually gonna summon a ghost? can he do that now?

beloved dick 💚

oh ok

oh okay!!!!!

well tell her klaus. tell her about her ass.

well as long as it worked i guess?

klaus is very weirded out right now

OH MAN. OH GROSS

OH NICE

"hop on board, dick!"

hey isn't this sort of like sex work in a way

i hated hearing klaus' voice say "give it to daddy" i hated it a lot

man i think this is considered sex work

his tentacle :(

if they make lila/five a thing i will riot their growing friendship and unstable truce is so cute DON'T RUIN IT WITH ROMANCE

they should have gone to that keepers meeting together

luther isn't interested in more fighting lmao

diego and luther being big stupid muscular men <3<3 they're soooo dumb

yeah allison klaus isn't doing so well. the horrors are back you see

"KING REG"?????

oh allison not to be mean but you are Not his savior oh my god.

im glad he's having fun at least

nevermind. never fucking mind. fuck

ok this is bad can someone help him please. pretty please

that's slavery my guy. that is what slavery consists of. he's being forced to work and he's not getting paid.

im still confused about the alvin and the chipmunks guy. what is his role in this. he's not actually jennifer's father right? then what?

oh they are Connected connected huh. ok. hum. ok.

and their connection is going to destroy the world!!! that's so cute i love that

how thin is this fucking wall how can they hear each other so clearly ? they're not even shouting

number six is watching channel six

five is so fucking exhausted someone let this man rest he's 83(+4+6?)

"more dick?" "yes, please"

hey guys i honestly think this can be considered a type of sexual slavery and im not kidding

OH DAMN. WHERE IS THE MONEY RICHARD????

thank god klaus is smart because seriously what the fuck

oh diego you big fucking doofus. like at least luther Knows he's stupid. diego has no clue. does that make him stupider or smarter? i can't tell. i dont know if it's any smarter to be aware of your stupidity

lila and five are so funny because she's in sweatpants and a hoodie and he's wearing a full three part suit

"just play it cool" "like polar bear nipples"

heyyyy this is different. their clothes are different. and luther said allison's line. and why did klaus say "alphonso". i dont like this timeline.

i just want everyone to know that klaus said "come to mama". just now diego took something and he said come to papi but klaus said come to mama. i mean nothing by this i am simply throwing it out there

i dont even want to know where he learned how to pick locks like this. also thank god he's skinny

klaus and his adventures. digging up a dog corpse alone at night

oh nevermind forget i said "alone"

once again, THANK GOD KLAUS IS SMART

OH NO OH GOD THE GUNSHOTS HEY HE FOUGHT AND LOST SOMEONE IN A WAR DID THAT NOT TRIGGER HIM

"i was so not expecting that-" YEAH NONE OF US WERE

ONCE AGAIN NEVERMIND. WHY IS THE WORLD ALWAYS AGAINST HIM

FUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKK HE'S GONNA BURY HIM ALIVE OH HOLY FUCK THAT IS UNIRONICALLY THE WORSE TORTURE I CAN IMAGINE THAT'S SO BAD I READ A FIC WITH THIS EXACT SCENARIO THIS SUCKS SO BAD OH MY GOD CAN PEOPLE STOP FUCKING KLAUS OVER

he's just like me he trusts waaayyyyy too easily and gets hurt by it over and over again

honestly. why is reginald even alive still. can we not like. kill him and end this. i know it wouldn't fix anything but can we. for me

i 💚 five cussing

ok so i was confused about that but jennifer/ben is officially romantic

sex so good it blew up the whole world. literally

relationship so toxic it brought the apocalypse

world ending sex. literally.

wait i have one more. fucking apocalypse style

SPOILERS AHEAD first impressions of s4 (aka the last season) of tua no i haven't finished the episode yet but i wanna talk

what do you MEAN there's only six episodes im going HAM

luther is a stripper now. that's great. i love that for him. i love him. not so easy now is it luther. space little boy. i love this stupid stupid man he's trying so hard

BEN WAS IN JAIL FOR SCAMMING PEOPLE OH MY GOD oh my god oh my god??????? BELOVED,

"u n c l e k l a u s"

klaus is staying with allison and claire and he's paranoid now the poor thing.... i love him so much....... he's so worried about his nephew....... babye............

he's scared of CIGARETTES now. Okay.

JEROME?????

you could pick ANY name you wanted and you landed on JEROME???????

"and i was involved in the kennedy assassination" "speak your truth"

"your faith in me is undeserving" that's the klaus i know and love now go to therapy please

they All should be in therapy, really

"he's germaphobic now. and incredibly sober"

klaus&claire is the duo i didn't know i needed but now i cant live without. look at them go. they're family.

ALLISON IS VAPING NOW?????

"STONED"? WEED PEN???? ALLISON IS THAT A WEED PEN

WHAT HAPPENED

[pinkhysteria]

Were you ever a klonnie? They seem like they’d be your type.

Klonnie is in a weird boat for me where I do and did because they are my “type”, but I don’t actively anymore, because I just get pissed off if I think about it for too long. 😭 I liked the prospect in S2 and 3-ish, and then somewhat at the beginning of 4 after a Joseph interview.

Even outside of anything romantic, as everything else with Bonnie, there was a lot of wasted potential interaction-wise that gives me a headache to think about.