#tell me it's a lie. you can't.

[hstoryhuh-a]

how strong do you like your coffee?

i want it to show up on a drug test.

[mythicalcoolkid]

You don't wish your disability was worse or more visible, you wish your disability was taken seriously. Please stop confusing the two, I guarantee you would not get the support you need JUST by being more severe or more visible. Please listen to visibly disabled people when we tell you it isn't better on our side

[bluewolfangel01]

Mc: *approaches Beel, looking dejected*

Mc: "Beel... Can I ask you for a favor?"

Beel: "Of course."

Lucifer: "Why is Beel holding Mc like that?"

Beel: *holding Mc super tight, with slight crazed eyes*

Belphie: "Mc asked Beel to hold them tight as if he just found them almost dead."

Lucifer: "I see.... Are they're alright?"

Belphie: "Yeah, especially now because of Beel."

Lucifer: "Very well then, as long as they're fine."

Mc: "thanks Beel."

Mc: *hugs Beel tighter and buries their head more into his chest*

Beel: *buries his face into Mc's hair*

Beel: "anytime Mc"

[longmaxsilvarg]

me when i'm in a who's social interactions keep them up all night more competition and chloe's my opponent

[kittenscookie]

You've heard of—

🪽✨Hermes~✨🪽

and Jay

🪽✨Hermes~✨🪽

AND ⚡ZEUS⚡

🪽✨Hermes~✨🪽

And ⚔️Ares⚔️

Now get ready for—

🪽✨Hermes~✨🪽

*Hermes opens his coat to reveal a very excited, very jumpy 6 month old baby in sunglasses*

And 🗡️Luke🗡️

[shinyboomboom]

Lia Zhang

"I heard Lia's ragged whisper "He put them in a hole'"

[imma-triple-a-battery]

it halloweenin' time :)

@mha-quotes-and-such

[thursdaymoonrise11]

Modern AU: Hogwarts Legacy

Two seconds earlier...

A chance meeting in a bookshop📖✨

I really just wanted to draw Sebastian and Phoebe as if they were both living in North East London and are the most INSUFFERABLE, sustainable, soft boy/girl versions of themselves lol (and that isn't complete without the secret history, sally rooney and THOSE tote bags)

I had to really fight giving Seb a moustache

(and because everyone and their uncle is reading intermezzo atm)

[ilildefoxy]

Okay I'm alive.

I'm sorry just- Nexus dying caught me hard. But I got over it and I am finally able to draw Sams again.

So they took this picture when Solar first came to the Daycare. Nexus had it in his pocket ever since and when Solar died he scribbled onto it. Out of anger, despair, pain, grief. He ripped it apart when he started hallucinating, keeping the Solar one only. Well, after Solar got brought back, he got the Nexus part from Jack and when Nex died, he found it in his pocket. How? He snuck back and also downloaded his data, so he could bring him back. He glued together the picture and cries over it now, not sure if he should or should not bring Nexus back.

<— That's completely cannon. Yes. It's very cannon. I saw it happen.

[suratan-zir]

Sometimes I think to myself how happy my late grandfather, "retired" KGB agent, would have been knowing that russia was able to win the cold war and just buy the US…and chuckle to myself. I miss this diabolical angry old man. I wish I could ask him so many questions, but alas.

[vulpinesaint]

kind of unfortunate that so many fantasy epics are also war novels because i will be honest i just do not like war novels that much... the grand clashing of forces is compelling obviously but it requires characters to talk about so much practical battle strategy and while i can get my brain to comprehend all these fantasy maps and kingdoms and borders and battalions and front lines and army movements it takes up. so much space in the book. feels like i'm fighting a war of my own trying to get through it sometimes

[tiny-planet-13]

I assume someone has made this comparison before but Neil josten and Richard papen sit at the same girly pop table together you can't tell me I'm wrong

[axewchao]

I wasn't kidding when I said Dal always cries whenever he gets mad.

It isn't something he can control very well, if at all; whether he's throwing someone's cruel words back at them, repeating whatever happened to himself in private, assessing a situation from a distance, or on the brink of succumbing to his rage, tears will fall without fail. If he's lucky, his hair can hide it, or he can blame it on dust/pollen in the air.

But we all know how bad of a liar he is. =_="

[jusst-you-race]

gosh i just ADORE the condo fic, tysm for writing it, it never fails to make me laugh! <3 being dead honest I think it's what got me over the hump from "f1 is something my friends like and I listen to them talk about it" to "oh shit do I like the racecar drivers???" (although I chose to rep stroll/aston specifically to annoy those friends and it backfired on me... oops haha)

for your text chat prompt consideration - oscar and lance? possibly in an au where they're together, but if you can't figure that out no worries! (piastroll is like three people and two pieces of fanart HAHA) (but the fanart is so good) (shoutout tumblr user poscariastri i owe you my life) (I should stop rambling sorry ahaha)

omg thank you!!!! i feel so honoured to have been the thing to drag you into f1 fandom <3 we always need more lance fans fr! okay so... the idea of oscar and lance as a pairing is unbearably cute and as they are two of my beloveds you bet i had to write them together!!! there's not a lot to work with (tragic) but hopefully this is good! ignore me pushing the seal lance agenda but also click the image links for the ccc snippet prompts

Oscar image.png

Lance ?

Oscar reminded me of you 

Lance That’s a seal 

Oscar yeah a seal taking a nap 

it’s you 

Lance Alright… 

Oscar it’s cute 

like you 

Lance Okay charmer 

Oscar image.png 

this is also you

Lance Where are you finding all these seal photos?

Oscar around 

Lance Weirdo ❤️

Hey speaking of naps 

Oscar yeah?

Lance Are you in the building?

Oscar I am 

Lance Come over?

I wanna nap 

Oscar I have an assignment to do…

Lance And?

Do it while I nap on you 

Oscar you’re a bad influence 

you know I always fall asleep whenever you nap on me 

Lance Sounds like a you problem 

Oscar I really need to work on this assignment 

Lance Fine 

I’ll nap on my own then 

Oscar wait 

no hang on 

fine 

I’m coming down 

do you still have my hoodie from last time?

Lance Depends 

Oscar are you wearing it?

Lance It’s a good nap hoodie 

Oscar yeah I know 

that’s why I want it 

Lance Come cuddle me instead

Then it’s basically like you’re wearing it 

Oscar spoilt…

Lance Yeah 🥰

Hurry up I’m sleepy 

Oscar alright be there soon 

[postmodern-blues]

BEATRICE: You have stayed me in a happy hour: I was about to protest I loved you. BENEDICK: And do it with all thy heart. BEATRICE: I love you with so much of my heart that none is left to protest. BENEDICK: Come, bid me do anything for thee.

[wellfine]

Hey I found ur art uncredited on tik Tok

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMreQSnaw/

They said they "found it on Reddit" so they just decided to steal it and post it ig?? Ugh!!

Wow, that's a whole other repost to the one I thought it was going to be, lol. It's been reposted to TikTok once before, and I'm also not surprised this person got it from Reddit, where I doubt I was credited either.

At the end of the day I appreciate the heads up but there's nothing I can really do about it. The most helpful thing anyone can do is to leave comments on the reposts to provide credit,* because if artists ever try and comment then we pretty invariably get attacked. Don't be mean or aggressive, that just builds their animosity towards the artists, but I do think people respond positively to outside pressure to do the right thing 🤷

*Remember to make sure there's enough context - eg. something like "art by @ landegart on Twitter" is more searchable/useful than "artist is Landeg" to someone on TikTok who has no idea who I am haha