hahaaha yeah what if i wore lingerie and a bunch of body glitter under my latex suit (that i always wear as my wrestling costume u know) and u pulled the suit off of me at the end of the match and we kissed. also this HAS to be at wrestlemania bc everyone has to see it. i’m a heterosexual by the way
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rewatching the bear s2e6: fishes
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Derry girls season one finale…. not funny cried.
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when the zat fighter plane [[REDACTED]]
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armand walking back in with those fucking sunglasses on thinking he’s soooo funny meanwhile louis and daniel are like. well we’re about to be hilarious.
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Ghost hunting show that’s basically a reverse Scooby-Doo where in every episode the “ghost” turns out to be a different, unrelated supernatural creature or phenomenon. The main character is so focused on proving the existence of ghosts in particular that they’re always crushingly disappointed by this, and the moment they figure out it’s not a ghost they immediately lose all interest in investigating further. There is no indication that non-ghost supernatural phenomena are in any way commonplace or well known, and other characters react to them with the expected shock and fear – it’s just the lead who’s completely unfazed by any weirdness that isn’t a ghost.
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does any body remember when kendall roy said maybe the poison drips through. that was so crazy man. lines seemingly written for the community of web weaving posters on tumblr dot com yet done completely genuinely. like a dialogue wet dream. maybe the poison drips through……………
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You asked me to teach you chess, and I've done that. It's a useful mental exercise. Through the years, many thinkers have been fascinated by it. But I don't enjoy playing. Do you know why not?
Because it was a game that was born during a brutal age when life counted for little and everyone believed that some people were worth more than others. Kings and pawns.
I don't think that anyone is worth more than anyone else. I don't envy you the decisions you're going to have to make. And one day I'll be gone, and you'll have no one to talk to. But if you remember nothing else, please remember this:
Chess is just a game. Real people aren't pieces. You can't assign more value to some of them than to others. Not to me. Not to anyone. People are not a thing that you can sacrifice.
The lesson is: Anyone who looks on the world as if it were a game of chess deserves to lose.
— Harold Finch, not knowing how to explain to his AI offspring that it should care about people (but doing his best), Person of Interest 4x11 “If-Then-Else”
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