#teeth hospital

[arcadekitten]

Various doodles page

[puppyeared]

i wrote this as a joke because I wanted to strangle a guy watching tiktoks without headphones on the bus, but im genuinely disturbed that we've gotten to a point where convenience comes first. and it depresses me even more that its used to justify and monetize greed

[sergeant-angels-trashcan]

Just discovered shark skin is basically teeth??? It's teeth it's teeth their skin is teeth

[liminal-station]

so when do we get to see this surgeon anyways?

Talking about people behind their backs, are we?…

[spectator-moon]

Doing me some research for magic mountain art for hermitcraft season 10, and Consider:

Grian as Canadian Goose? Elegant and fiercely protective of their own. Loud, occasionally aggressive, scary although quite interesting. And also, any Canadian will tell you geese scare them (I know many Canadians who have told me goose attack stories, those mfs can break arms and bruise ribs). Also also, interesting fact, Geese have teeth!

[amazingmsme]

When the ER calls you & tells you to come back & asks “how long will it take for you to get here?”

[autistic-hippie-squirrel]

Punch a wall if I should redraw this drawing from a year ago

[hussyknee]

*piercing whistle*

Extremely unfriendly reminder that this blog is against all genocides, colonizers and imperialists. That means supporting both Ukrainians and Palestinians

Tankies are as much genocide apologists as Zionists and their "Putin says Ukraine has Nazis in it so he gets to genocide them because war math" manifesto is the exact same one as "Netanyahu says Gaza has Hamas in it so genociding them is the good of all".

People who deny one country's genocides and their right to self-sovereignty DO NOT FUCKING CARE about Palestine's. They're Western clout chasers here to exploit the trauma of Muslims, Arabs and the Global South to push their own pet imperialist's agenda. They deny the genocides of not only Holodomor but also the Uyghurs and are apologists for North Korea. They call the revolts of the Global South against socialist and communist governments "colour revolutions". They promote divisive rhetoric that alienate and pit oppressed communities against each other and work against solidarity. The only difference between them and Zionists is that they live outside the sphere of influence of the imperialist power they align themselves with.

THESE PEOPLE ARE NOT HARMLESS. A lot of you slept on Zionists until now, and we suffer for it. Do not let Tankies do the same.

Do not boost their blogs.

Do not give them platform.

Do not let them co-opt the grief of colonized to weaponize against other colonized people.

Check who you reblog from where possible and give each other heads-up if we miss them.

Our humanity CANNOT stop with our skin colour. We CANNOT liberate ourselves by contributing to the oppression of other people. By the same token that you guard against antisemitic rhetoric, PLEASE, guard against rhetoric that harms all oppressed people.

Wishing both Zionists and Tankies a very explode in an air strike like the children whose lives are so cheap to you. Both Ukraine and Palestine will be free.

[constantvariations]

Considering aura is a thing, it'd probably be a lot harder to catch a batterer since the victim's wounds would heal and leave no evidence

[glambots]

Worst part of working at Fazbear Ent.? Definitely the customer service parts.

Second worst part? Having to clean up after various mysterious "workplace accidents."

[jimmywilsonschutzpah]

New fic idea: 5 times Wilson or House drugged each other with zolpidem, inducing sleepwalking shenanigans, and 1 time they accidentally drugged each other with z at the same time and got a rare (and originally intended) peaceful night of sleep.

[release-the-hound]

Who ever popularized memorial nose prints I just wanna talk. I'm sorry but they're so much nastier to make than pawprints 🤐

[itsrainingpussywillows]

TEEF

Mikey Madison x fem!reader

- Inspo: Sophie Thatchers bird scooter accident, my own tweet, and an old 1D imagine

- NOTE: guys i am NOT a writer in any way i literally wrote this on my toilet when i just got inspired while reading Jake Paul wattpad fics , i dunno how to use tumblr i suck at this LMFAOOO also i rode on a bird scooter once 2 years ago so im #QUALIFIED to write this

I wake up from my slumber as the bright sun-rays peek through my blijds. I turn over to my right side my girlfriend Mikey Madison is still asleep resting peacefully. I admire her for a few seconds more and kiss her forehead. “G’morning” she says GAWD she looks even more beautiful in the morning. “C’mon baby we have to get up and get ready. Did you forget about what I have planned for today??” I ask with a chuckle “‘Course not I js need a couple more minutes.” she mumbles less than 30 minutes later we are already out of the door

Today was meant to be a fun filled day. We were going to go get breakfast at Dutch Bros and then we were going to go drive downtown and ride those little bird scooters but absolutely positively nothing could’ve prepared me for what was going to transpire later today.

“ hi can I get one large picture-perfect and one large chai latte?” Mikey was ordering, my social anxiety just could NOT handle that. once we got to the window, we paid and they gave us two pink straws. I squealed with excitement as pink is my favorite color and also they thought we were pretty #STRAWCODEEE am I right?

The whole rest of the car ride was full of singing, dancing, laughs, and overall just two crazy women hyped up on caffeine

we drove around for a bit more when we parked Mikey and I got out and begin to walk over to the nearest Bird scooters. Mikey pressed a couple of buttons on her phone, so did I and just like that we were all set to ride our scooters “Y/n COME ONNNN” Mikey said as she started ZOOMING on that damn thang.

We had been riding for about 30 minutes down the street until we reached a crosswalk. “ Wanna race?!” Mikey yelled from the other side of the street “ YEAH” I yelled back, It wouldn’t be too long before the crosswalk said that it was OK for us to go. “ ON THREE “ She yelled and began counting down

“1..2..3!”

we started speeding down the hill. I was in the lead we were both giggling and laughing until i was launched forwards. My wheel had gotten stuck on a small rock and launched me face first right on the cold hard concrete. everything from this was a blur I just remember seeing a bit of red and hearing mikey scream.

beep.. beeep .. beeeeeeeep

my eyes flutter I woke up in a bright hospital room “Y/n ypure awake!!” Mikey exclaimed “Oh my God I thought I would never see you again!” she said “What do you mean?” i asked when my doctor, Dr. Paul as in doctor. JAKE Paul came in the room to explain. “ well girl you had a Bird scooter accident. Also you lost all your teeth so you’re gonna have to get a teeth transplant surgery sorry!” he explains “What i losth all my teef?????!”

“ i’m afraid so, do you have anybody in mind that would be willing to give you their teeth? If not, we can just get you veneers, but that’d be kind of hard. You know you lost all your teeth.” I took a moment to think since I didnt want my lovely beautiful sexy gorgeous girlfriend Mikey Madison to give up her precious teeth “ no I don’t hav anybody who I fink would be willing to give me their teef” “Well honey it’s settled. Looks like it’s time for you to get some veneers!” he exclaimed in a southern accent before pulling out a huge needle. “W-what isth that?” I stuttered

“Horse tranquilizer!” he said excitedly and before i could interject he injected it into my arm and I was out cold. in what felt like barely a minute I woke up to my girlfriend standing over me. “Mikey I’m Alive!” i scream “Who do you fink gave you your teef”, she says smiling and that’s when I finally get a good look at her mouth

all of her beautiful pearly white teeth were gone and apparently inside of my mouth “But Mikey y-you cant! let me give you back your teeth. I don’t need them besides how am I supposed to kiss you? You have no teeth.” i stated frantically. “Isth okay y/n, you needed them more” she says hugging me gently

“But-“ “Shhhhhhhhh” she interrupted me “We’ll find a way to get me more teef, i promisth”

[downoutcold-blog]

Birthday Wishes

I’d love to be able to lay in bed all day, maybe change into a hospital gown, bouffant cap, surgical stockings, and booties. I’d love to have an IV and catheter inserted. Hopefully I’d be hooked up to monitoring equipment, especially an EKG, BP Cuff, and Pulse Ox, maybe even a temperature probe (rectal). I’d be anesthetized and various times, with the clear full-face mask. I wouldn’t be opposed to Intuabtion (ET tube, LMA, nasotracheal).

From there, anything could happen. I could get the tonsillectomy I probably need. I could have orthodontic braces applied. I could get plastic surgery; I’d want a bunch of facial work, maybe some liposuction, and possibly a breast reduction. Or things could turn a little kinky. I could have someone in a nice pair of leggings sit on my face. I could have someone force me to sniff the shoes, socks, and feet. I could get a nylon footjob.

That would make for a great birthday!

[detentiontrack]

i think thetd something wrong w me