#the hospital saga

[amazingmsme]

(Elpenor Anon)

Did you watch the Wisdom Saga Stream?

YES I DID!! IT’S SO DAMN GOOD I’M STILL FREAKING OUT! Telemachus & Athena’s friendship is so cute & wholesome, I love them so so so much! Calypso was so beautiful she broke the stream! Polites is always relevant! GOD GAMES!!!

My nurse for the night literally came in right after the stream ended & was shocked because my bp was kinda high & I had to explain😂 she likes musicals so she may look into it! But my mom was in the room with me the whole so I couldn’t even properly freak out! I gotta do my freaking online lxsblsdjfl

Also: 15 min til the next chapter drops

[literalbirdperson]

Scared the shit out of some poor phlebotomist today because she came in while I was out cold (after being awake for like 40 hours) and I had ear plugs in, plus headphones, plus an eye mask for migraine armor.

She couldn't wake me up so she started tapping me, and unfortunately my reaction to being woken up by touch is to sit bolt upright and scream.

So we started each other's mornings off right! 😬

[morganbritton132]

Eddie takes a break from his live-streamed jam session to get a drink out of the kitchen. He takes his audience with him.

He’s moseying on up from his studio when he pauses. He sees something off-screen that make his eyes go wide and a little panicked. Then he’s ducking down and darting on his tiptoes down the hall, all the while, whisper-shouting, “Steve. Steve! Where the hell are you? Steve!”

He finds Steve in their bedroom, tidying up their nightstands. Eddie barely acknowledge what he’s doing and doesn’t acknowledge his live stream at all like, “Steve! There’s a stranger in the living room!!”

Steve, casual: No, there’s not

Eddie: Yea, there is! There’s a man sitting on our couch!

Steve: Yeah. That’s Tommy

Eddie: That -that’s Tommy? Tommy H?

Eddie: Wow… he had a glow up

Steve: *gives Eddie the bitchiest look known to man*

[the-cooler-kizy-art]

"Don’t thank me, friend~ I’m not the one who fought for you~"

"Then who?"

That "who" in question:

[zimtdraws]

fake dbz cover for the au i’m writing in my head

[maukiki1]

the silly brothers

[cicaklah]

Guess who's in hospital? It's ya girl. turns out I was really sick. Like, serious infection, possibly need my gall bladder removed level of sick.

Pray for me pls.

[thedailybullshit]

Odysseus: Through the years we seldom get a warm welcome

Odysseus previously: *waltzes into Polyphemus’s cave, kills his favorite sheep, blinds him, steals the rest of his sheep, escapes through his father Poseidon’s domain, doesn’t apologize for previous actions, & unleashes a fuck ton of wind in his face*

Circe: I wonder why

[thebeingmerf]

Hospital AU doctors (and the janitor)

Feel free to ask any questions about em :}

[canongf]

update!!! i made it through surgery with no complications!!! i feel a little like i took an 18 wheeler to the face but my surgeon says i look perfect and that all my swelling and bruising is exactly as it should be!!! thank you so so so much for all the love and luck!!! 🖤

[amazingmsme]

When the ER calls you & tells you to come back & asks “how long will it take for you to get here?”

[literalbirdperson]

Currently can't eat dairy, gluten, soy, egg, tree nuts, and fish/shellfish. Will be like this for the next 5 weeks at minimum, and don't expect to be able to ever eat dairy or gluten again at minimum. Constantly starving, have to cook pretty much every single thing I eat unless I had energy/foresight and meal prepped it earlier. Would currently kill a man for a grilled cheese.

Enter the oblivious ass in my DMs, describing the burgers they made for dinner in almost pornographic detail.

I am suddenly fully willing to kill a man for free.

I have been hangry for DAYS.

[all-lars-bars]

Two words that would've saved Odysseus and Athena according to Epic

Sorry

Please

[morganbritton132]

I really think Eddie would propose to Steve every time they go to a restaurant just to get free dessert

because this man is a menace

Oh man, he would’ve only started doing it after gay marriage was legalized too.

It’s romantic when Eddie tells the waitress at Enzo’s that it’s Steve’s birthday for free tiramisu. It’s their one-year anniversary and even though they can barely afford the meal, Eddie insists that they go. He makes the reservation months in advance, saves up all his money, and even dusts off Wayne’s one good suit so he looks nice.

His car battery unexpectedly dies a few days before and Eddie kinda already knows that he isn’t going to be able to afford the meal and dessert, but he is going to make damn sure Steve gets his fancy Italian cake. And he does, after a whole song and dance that colors Steve’s face pink.

Steve gets the last laugh when it turns out Eddie doesn’t like the coffee flavor of the tiramisu.

It’s sweet when Eddie accompanies him and Hopper to a specialist Dr. Owens recommended for Steve’s worsening symptoms. It’s sweet when Eddie holds his hand while they wait for results and sweeter when he insists in all his grand Eddie Munson fashion that today actually is Steve’s birthday and he deserves – nay, it is his god given right as a hero of this goddamn country  - to have cherry jell-o.

It’s cute when on that same trip, Eddie lies to the hotel staff that Steve just got engaged so they’d send complimentary champagne and chocolate covered strawberries up to their room (though they were bunking with Hopper so not too romantic).

It’s funny when Eddie tells every restaurant they stop at in every city they visit that it’s Steve’s birthday so they can get free ice cream when they’re twenty-somethings traveling the world on a nationwide tour.

It’s so fucking embarrassing when, for no reason other than his own amusement, Eddie tells their waitress that they’re waiting for Steve’s girlfriend to arrive. He says that Steve is going to propose and Eddie is there to capture the moment on his camera, and could they have champagne ready for when she gets there?

No one arrives because there is no girlfriend, no ring, no proposal, and the restaurant staff keep giving Steve sad sympathetic looks. Eddie spends the entire night laughing his ass off and is pleased as punch when the restaurant gives them the champagne for free.

The first time Eddie gets down on one knee at a restaurant, they’ve been legally married for sixteen days. They are not teenagers anymore. They are in their forties but Steve can’t even find it in himself to be mortified at all the people staring at them because Eddie is asking him to marry him (again) and Steve wants to (again). They get a round of applause and a free chocolate cake.

The second time Eddie does it, Steve threatens to kill him. Eddie asks ‘but you’ll marry me’ and Steve angrily says ‘yes, of course, duh.’ They get side-eyed and peach cobbler.

The fifth time Eddie gets down on one knee in the middle of a restaurant, Steve cuts him off half way and says, “Sir, this is a business meeting. I am your co-worker.” 

[ferrisgayerthanyou]

I need to apologize to everyone waiting for the Charybdis/Odysseus fic.

I ended up in the hospital over night, back to writing we go tho!!!!

[dp-time-police]

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