#teenage Michael

[histendercaress]

Super Soul Brotha🪮✊🏾✌🏽🖤🩶🤍

Teenage Michael ft his beautiful fro☺️😍🥰

-1970s-

[morallygreyalien]

Teenage Lucifer and Michael

God: Alright who stole my hair!!

Lucifer: Father time

Michael: Mother Nature

*Michael and Lucifer look at each other and fist bump*

God: ….Your both grounded

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[buglover77]

“The best thing for autism representation is to have multiple autistic characters so there’s a display of autism as a spectrum affecting people differently” “we need better autism representation” “I wish there were more characters that are audhd” my brother in christ, the teenage mutant ninja turtles are RIGHT THERE

[an-artistic-failure]

More out of context villain Mikey content yay!

I saw the draft of this comic when looking through old stuff and was like… sure whatever, this is vague and ominous enough to post.

Btw this AU could have just been called the “Draxum gets in WAY over his head” AU.

Anyway, I’m working on a longer Villain Mikey comic rn so there’s more coming dw it just might take a bit.

Just tryna to keep the villain mikey enjoyers fed :)

[mausolealdrift]

macking cheese from the michael wave……. i don’t know why fnaf has me in a chokehold yet again but im having fun w it. i also think we should let michael afton listen to a little bit of metal as a treat. just a little bit

[horrorfilmgifs]

I Was A Teenage Werewolf (1957)

[carozie]

Sometimes you just have to sit down under the rain, and let the drops run over your body. Just like warm tears, let them heal wounds and ease the pain. Let them wash away the blood that you had to shed and soothe the broken heart.

[g0reang3l]

if this isn’t me and my future bf,, then he’s not my bf 🧍🏻‍♀️

[jo-ula]

[lanasshit]

Blue eyeshadow my beloved <3

[webdiggerxxx]

꧁★꧂

[crimsonkalon]

[ghostampire]

fuck summer, I want october I want Halloween

[dolleyedoe]

Ofc I find him attractive....