#teddy bernard

[underbedvoidgoblin]

@tea-ddie

i self identify as a "swagever"

[introspectivememories]

it is a truth universally acknowledged, that a bernard down in possession of an empty lap, must be in want of a tim drake to sit in it

[notfeelingthyaster]

why does fiction commit some teenager homosexual couples to being forever in a relationship mostly without problems?

[theroosterillusion]

Aaaah the Inbetween Time: when both DC and Marvel have yet to pull their queer characters out of the toy box for Pride specials.

[the-infamous-singing-pig-man]

This is purely for my own enjoyment, but @copepods posted the blank version of this and mentioned putting their favorite fictional guys in it, so I had to try it and I had a GREAT time

Pictured are the following:

Teddy Duchamp - Stand By Me (sad wet cat/deranged)

Maurice - Little Monsters (deranged)

Arvid - Swing Kids (sad wet cat)

Jake - Newsies (bisexual)

Boone - The Indian In The Cupboard (sad wet cat/bisexual)

Bernard the Elf - The Santa Clause (deranged/bisexual)

Gabriel - Supernatural (sad wet cat/deranged/bisexual

Thank you for coming to my TED talk

(Also P L E A S E come into my inbox/DMs if you want to gush about any of these characters with meeeee)

[anavilante]

[Modern AU]

Gale *sighs*: Love is a weakness and an evolutionary mistake… Benny: You are literally making a Valentine's card for Bucky. Gale, pointing his hot glue gun towards Benny: You're on thin fucking ice, DeMarco!

[worstjourney]

I'm cleaning out my temp folder, mostly screencaps. Thought this deserved an airing.

R-L Tigger, Arthur Shappey, Doc Brown, and the Designated Dad

"Fun", yeah, let me get back to you on that one.

[jimmarsden-fuckingblog]

Westworld Season 4 Premiere. New York. 2023

[thekimspoblog]

Fate of humanity, taking shelter after the storm, yeah yeah blah blah blah. Honestly, the longer Westworld went on, the more I was just in it for the shipping culture.

Dolores and Teddy vs. Dolores and William (I strongly prefer to watch the latter but the correct answer is she should probably pick neither)

Maeve and Hector vs. Maeve and Lee (even though Hector is basically just Lee's self-insert character)

Arnold and Ford as Dolores's real dads.

Armistice and Hanaryo (because Armistice deserves a little self-admiration)

Hell even Bernard and Theresa; I liked those two before Ford hijacked Bernard's free will and forced him to murder her. I'm not sad Theresa died. It's just that I think if she hadn't stayed dead... maybe they could have worked through it? Similar to how he and Ellie did? Oh well, at least Bernard eventually managed to reconnect with his ex.

And I'll admit it's 90% headcannon, but I was kind of hoping Juliet at some point sat Dolores down and confronted her, trying to figure out what William had been up to inside the park. Preferably while Dolly Parton's "Jolene" (a very lesbian-coded song IMO) tinkles away in the background on the player-piano.

[sugarysketches]

.:Originally made December 6th, 2022:.

Buncha sketches I did to practice my chibi style more, bc chibis are way harder to do well than you think.

[Top character uses he/prin pronouns, bottom left uses he/him, bottom center and bottom right use he/they pronouns]

[jamesmarsdenfan]

[teddy-and-dolores]

Juno Wright, Jeffrey Wright, Joivan Wadeattends, Eva Longoria, James Marsden and Simon de Pury attend the amfAR Cannes Gala 2023 at Hotel du Cap-Eden-Roc on May 25, 2023 in Cap d'Antibes, France. (Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/amfAR/Getty Images for amfAR)

[hauntingblue]

Jeffrey Wright is so good at being besties with another man in fiction

[thestarlightforge]

Not me seeing Billy and Teddy before I read the captions every time I see a post like this 😂

Me, redrawing that one panel to make it the goodbye kiss we deserve? More likely than you think! Anyways, I loved the Timber kiss we got, but still I had to do this… 🤭

[spacelazarwolf]

in honor of that anon who said jews have done nothing for the world, here’s a non exhaustive list of things we’ve done for the world:

arts, fashion, and lifestyle:

jeans - levi strauss

modern bras - ida rosenthal

sewing machines - isaac merritt singer

modern film industry - carl laemmle (universal pictures), adolph zukor (paramount pictures), william fox (fox film forporation), louis b. mayer (mgm - metro-goldwyn-mayer), harry, sam, albert, and jack warners (warner bros.), steven spielberg, mel brooks, marx brothers

operetta - jacques offenbach

comic books - stan lee

graphic novels - will eisner

teddy bears - morris and rose michtom

influential musicians - irving berlin, stephen sondheim, benny goodman, george gershwin, paul simon, itzhak perlman, leonard bernstein, bob dylan, leonard cohen

artists - mark rothko

actors - elizabeth taylor, jerry lewis, barbara streisand

comedians - lenny bruce, joan rivers, jerry seinfeld

authors - judy blume, tony kushner, allen ginsberg, walter mosley

culture:

esperanto - ludwik lazar zamenhof

feminism - betty friedan, gloria steinem, ruth bader ginsberg

queer and trans rights - larry kramer, harvey milk, leslie feinberg, abby stein, kate bornstein, frank kameny, judith butler

international women's day - clara zetkin

principles of journalizm, statue of liberty, and pulitzer prize - joseph pulitzer

"the new colossus" - emma lazarus

universal declaration of human rights - rene samuel cassin

holocaust remembrance and human rights activism - elie wiesel

workers rights - louis brandeis, rose schneiderman

public health care, women's rights, and children's rights - lillian wald

racial equity - rabbi abraham joshua heschel, julius rosenwald, andrew goodman, michael schwerner

political theory - hannah arendt

disability rights - judith heumann

black lives matter slogan and movement - alicia garza

#metoo movement - jodi kantor

institute of sexology - magnus hirschfeld

technology:

word processing computers - evelyn berezin

facebook - mark zuckerberg

console video game system - ralph henry baer

cell phones - amos edward joel jr., martin cooper

3d - leonard lipton

telephone - philipp reis

fax machines - arthur korn

microphone - emile berliner

gramophone - emile berliner

television - boris rosing

barcodes - norman joseph woodland and bernard silver

secret communication system, which is the foundation of the technology used for wifi - hedy lamarr

three laws of robotics - isaac asimov

cybernetics - norbert wiener

helicopters - emile berliner

BASIC (programming language) - john george kemeny

google - sergey mikhaylovich brin and larry page

VCR - jerome lemelson

fax machine - jerome lemelson

telegraph - samuel finley breese morse

morse code - samuel finley breese morse

bulletproof glass - edouard benedictus

electric motor and electroplating - boris semyonovich jacobi

nuclear powered submarine - hyman george rickover

the internet - paul baran

icq instant messenger - arik vardi, yair goldfinger,, sefi vigiser, amnon amir

color photography - leopold godowsky and leopold mannes

world's first computer - herman goldstine

modern computer architecture - john von neumann

bittorrent - bram cohen

voip internet telephony - alon cohen

data archiving - phil katz, eugene roshal, abraham lempel, jacob ziv

nemeth code - abraham nemeth

holography - dennis gabor

laser - theodor maiman

instant photo sharing online - philippe kahn

first automobile - siegfried samuel marcus

electrical maglev road - boris petrovich weinberg

drip irrigation - simcha blass

ballpoint pen and automatic gearbox - laszlo biro

photo booth - anatol marco josepho

medicine:

pacemakers and defibrillators - louise robinovitch

defibrillators - bernard lown

anti-plague and anti-cholera vaccines - vladimir aronovich khavkin

polio vaccine - jonas salk

test for diagnosis of syphilis - august paul von wasserman

test for typhoid fever - ferdinand widal

penicillin - ernst boris chain

pregnancy test - barnhard zondek

antiretroviral drug to treat aids and fight rejection in organ transplants - gertrude elion

discovery of hepatitis c virus - harvey alter

chemotherapy - paul ehrlich

discovery of prions - stanley prusiner

psychoanalysis - sigmund freud

rubber condoms - julius fromm

birth control pill - gregory goodwin pincus

asorbic acid (vitamin c) - tadeusz reichstein

blood groups and rh blood factor - karl landsteiner

acyclovir (treatment for infections caused by herpes virus) - gertrude elion

vitamins - caismir funk

technique for measuring blood insulin levils - rosalyn sussman yalow

antigen for hepatitus - baruch samuel blumberg

a bone fusion technique - gavriil abramovich ilizarov

homeopathy - christian friedrich samuel hahnemann

aspirin - arthur ernst eichengrun

science:

theory of relativity - albert einstein

theory of the electromagnetic field - james maxwell

quantum mechanics - max born, gustav ludwig hertz

quantum theory of gravity - matvei bronstein

microbiology - ferdinand julius cohn

neuropsychology - alexander romanovich luria

counters for x-rays and gamma rays - robert hofstadter

genetic engineering - paul berg

discovery of the antiproton - emilio gino segre

discovery of cosmic microwave background radiation - arno allan penzias

discovery of the accelerating expansion of the universe - adam riess and saul merlmutter

discovery that black hole formation is a robust prediction of the general theory of relativity - roger penrose

discovery of a supermassive compact object at the center of the milky way - andrea ghez

modern cosmology and the big bang theory - alexander alexandrovich friedmann

stainless steel - hans goldschmidt

gas powered vehicles

interferometer - albert abraham michelson

discovery of the source of energy production in stars - hans albrecht bethe

proved poincare conjecture - grigori yakovlevich perelman

biochemistry - otto fritz meyerhof

electron-positron collider - bruno touschek

[legendarymoonsong]