#ted nivison hcs

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed “for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW 

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing 

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers 

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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[writingduhh]

Chuckle Sammy || Falling Asleep In His Lap (HC)

(In this HC you fall asleep on their lap at a party / get together)

Leave me some detailed or vague fic requests or HC ideas plz I’m all out and I need some inspiration 😭😭😭

❥ Jschlatt:

▷ The second he notices you’re asleep he goes protection mode.

▷ He won't allow anyone within a 5-foot radius of you, fearing that their presence might wake you.

▷ He knows how hard you’ve been working lately and insists that you catch up on sleep, even if it’s at a party.

▷  Whenever someone close to you makes an obnoxiously loud noise, he'll respond with a stern glare and a finger to his lips.

▷ He tenderly traces soothing shapes on your back or arms with his fingertips.

▷ Definitely takes this opportunity to take some silly pictures. Using Snapchat filters or just terrible angles and lighting

▷ He will take some wholesome pictures too, of course. Spamming his snapchat story with your face.

▷ As the night progresses, and people get louder he makes the call to head home.

▷ He doesn't bother waking you up; instead, he simply scoops you up in his arms, carefully carrying you out to the car.

▷ On the drive home, he ensures the car stays at the perfect temperature, keeps the music volume low, and skillfully navigates around any potholes.

▷ Once home he takes it upon himself to get you ready and into bed.

Once home, he takes it upon himself to get you ready for bed. Carrying you inside from the car, he softly lays you down on your shared bed, while he rummages around the closet to find one of his hoodies for you to wear. Gently he’ll change you out of your party outfit and into his oversized hoodie, possibly waking you up in the process.

“Hm? Where are we?” You mumble very confused by the chnage in surroundings.

“Shh we’re home now toots, let’s finish getting you ready for bed.”

You easily complied as he instructed you to lift your arms, then he pulled his hoodie over you.

"There we go," he says, his voice now deeper as he too was growing tired.

Together you both cuddled up together in your bed, falling asleep nearly instantly.

❥ Ted:

▷ Once he realizes you’re asleep he goes full mom mode.

▷ He'll take care to delicately adjust you, making sure you’re comfortable and preventing you from waking up sore.

▷ Looks around for a blanket. If he can’t find one he’ll use the jacket/button up off his own back to keep you warm.

▷ I can see him being the type to still mingling around at the party as you sleep on the couch but he’s never more than a few feet away from you, constantly looking over and checking in

▷ If he's not up and mingling with other partygoers, he's right by your side, talking casually to those closest to him, running his hands through your hair, and tracing your face as you lay on his legs.

▷ As the night winds down and people start to leave, he'll softly wake you, ensuring you're okay and offering a refreshing glass of water.

"Y/n, come on, it's time to go," Ted softly spoke, gently rubbing your shoulder.

"Hmm?" you grumbled, slowly sitting up from where you lay on the couch.

"It's getting late, hun. We should probably get going," he explained, offering you his extended hand.

Slowly, you grabbed his hand and rose to your feet, resting your body against his.

He let out a soft laugh before saying, "Would my tired baby like a piggyback ride?”

You nodded, rubbing your eyes. Swiftly, he bent down, allowing you to climb up onto him before securing your legs with his arms. Sleepily, you laid your head against his shoulder, the subtle movement of his walking occasionally swaying your tired head.

▷ Once to the car he softly places you in the passenger seat, buckling your seatbelt before placing a soft kiss on your forehead.



[phxntomsdusk]

i’m so sorry for all of my requests

i saw this video and i was like:

“OMG IM GONNA WRITE THESE FOR WILBUR OR TED”

but i got lazy and didn’t

maybe you could?????

wilbur or ted, because you don’t write for tommy

Cliche tropes - Ted x GN!Reader

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Partner who talks a lot + bf who listens

ted adores listening to you ramble about the smallest and dumbest things. he could sit down and listen to your words all day, all week, forever and ever. he finds it adorable when you get lost in a certain topic you adore, talking about your day, or even speaking of the things you love about him.

Partner with an attitude + bf who can handle it

even if you’re being a bit sassy with him, he still finds himself admiring and adoring you more than ever. he doesn’t care if you throw an insult his way because of your attitude, he reassures you that he’s able to handle it. if you think you’re being a bit too mean, he makes sure to reassure you with a kiss<3

Short partner + tall bf

oh how he loves how short you are compared to him. resting his arms on your head, or his chin. picking you up easily, and just overall taking advantage of the height difference. he’s always big spoon (but secretly loves little spoon), and adores how small you seem in his hold.

Partner who sends fit checks + bf who sends selfies

whenever you send him a picture he makes sure to compliment your outfit; especially when he sees you wearing his clothes. most of the time though he’ll respond by sending a selfie back. he’ll either be sporting a thumbs up or a goofy smile, and 9 times out if 10 he’s blushing

Overthinking partner + reassuring bf

you definitely mostly overthink because of his online presence. but he makes sure to tell you that you’re perfect no matter what<3 if you overthink your looks or anything, he makes sure to kiss all your insecurities over and over again until you’re reminded of how much he truly adores you

Partner who thinks the sky is pretty + bf who thinks they’re prettier

getting lost in thought while staring at the sky, with a soft smile on your lips. making sure to take pictures of sunsets and sunrises, always telling him how pretty the colors were, but he makes sure to respond with “you’re prettier” or “no you” each and every time

[nvmadic]

i saw an instagram reel about this and IM REELING THINKING ABOUT IT WITH BEST FRIEND TED.

– you're in high school and it's right after the first time you were really hurt by a guy you'd liked since forever. the boy had tried to take your first kiss without asking and then called you something mean for pulling away and telling him no. so of course, you'd ran to your best friend about it because he was the only person you could trust to tell about it, and he makes you a promise.

”you know y/n, if nothing happens for you or me by the time we're eighteen, you can have all my firsts.” you blink at him a moment and laugh, ”what? all of them?” his eyes never leave yours. ”all of them. i trust you with them.”

then your eighteenth birthday rolls around and ted comes to find you towards the end of the party. ”well you're eighteen. i'm eighteen. remind me, have you given away your first kiss yet?” he smiles, placing his cup of water down on the counter. you blush almost sheepishly, you knew what he was referring to because it hadn't left your mind once since he first said it. ”no teddy, i haven't.” now his smile turns into a smirk and he offers his hand out to you.

without thinking, you place your hand in his and he pulls you closer, moving your hand over his shoulder which moves your chest flush against his. he leans in, but not close enough to be within kissing distance. ”y/n, would you let me take your first of firsts if i give you my first of firsts?” you slowly nod and let your eyes flutter shut as he presses his lips against yours.

the next year on your nineteenth birthday, it's just a small get together with friends, but just like last time, he waits until the party is almost over to say anything. ”y/n, would you let me take your second of firsts if i give you my second of firsts?” despite knowing what he's referring to, you have no clue what he's talking about, at least until everyone is shuffling out of your apartment except for him. with a smile, he walks you slowly back to the sofa and presses his lips against yours, hand moving down to your thigh. for awhile, you just move around the sofa, kissing each other and groping around your legs and his shoulder before he pulls away, leaving you confused.

on your twentieth birthday, you almost forget about the question because you went out for a birthday dinner. but as per his new routine, he waited until you were alone in your apartment to ask you the question. ”y/n, would you let me take your third of firsts if i give you my third of firsts?” the question itself makes you a little hazy because now there's no doubt about what's happening and you nod at him the same way you did two years prior. ”this time sweetheart,” the nickname is new it rolls off his tongue perfectly and it makes you blush, ”i need you to give me a clear yes.” swallowing hard, you whisper out, ”yes teddy.”

he takes his time, getting your shirts off and getting back into your bedroom. kissing you and getting your riled up by letting his hands float over where you need him most. discarding the rest of your clothes and reminding you to tell him to stop if it gets to be too much. sliding the condom on and taking his sweet time opening you up with his fingers. there was even a time you could've sworn you heard him mutter ”m'so glad it's you..” under his breath, but you couldn't be sure with how dizzy you were on his cock.

on your twenty-first birthday, you're out with a group of friends at a bar. ted knew drinking might be the only first you would share with a group and he was fine with it, mumbling in your ear, ”congratulations on your fourth first sweetheart.”

by the time your twenty-second birthday rolled around, ted had acquired a new friend, schlatt, who was happy to provide him with another first you could have.

as per routine, everyone left and it was just the two of you. ”y/n, honey,” god you were going to die if he kept using those stupid petnames. ”would you let me take your fifth of firsts if i give you my fifth of firsts?” you tilted your head at him. ”well uhm, what is it?” from his jacket he pulled out a plastic bag and after about ten seconds of staring, you realised what it was. ”ted, is that even legal?” you'd asked, although you didn't really care, you were just nervous. he laughed, ”in this state, yes.”

before you knew it, you were sitting on your couch with him again. the same couch you'd had your first makeout session with, the same couch your shirts had been discarded on before you lost your virginity, and now the same couch you were getting ready to smoke on. and while ted messed with the wrapper, you realised it had all been with the same guy, and no matter how hard you tried to convince yourself you'd only ever be best friends, the last few years had proved otherwise. as ted lifted the rolled cannabis up to your lips, you realised that this was something you didn't want to end after all of your firsts were gone.

THAT ENDED UP BEING WAYYY LONGER THAN I MEANT IT TO BE BUT WHATEVER. (might have to make it a fic now who knows)

saint? hello? to just casually drop this in my inbox and to bless me yet again? please kiss me you gorgeous human being. this is so cute i want this tattooed on the inside of my eyelids so i can read it whilst i sleep.

[rabbitsrams]

thought about this earlier today: ted directing his musician s/o's music video!!

you two discussing ideas for the video: listening to the song and analyzing the lyrics to come up with the perfect video

him admiring you as you sing into the camera/act/etc., sometimes he gets distracted by how pretty you look and the producer has to get his attention lol

after he calls cut you run up to him and kiss for a bit hehe (till you have to shoot the next scene lol)

him not wanting you to see him edit bc he wants u to be surprised by the final product

you two doing a watch party for the mv and you're just. amazed. like the cinematography, the editing, the sets, everything all together in one place. all your ideas on screen and you're so happy with how it turned out :)

anyway i want director! ted bad :)

[pray4saint]

Omgomgimg okay but think about a scenario where you're on a date or out with friends or something and you start getting uncomfy (for whatever reason) so you call your bestie who has feelings for you (dteam and chuckle Sammy; spearate) and they come pick you up like how do you think they'd all react?

saviour

masterlist & descrip. tv-ma. 15+. fem!reader. ted pining after/crushing on reader. use of y/n. self centred blind date. best friend!ted. lying about medical issues. ted and his dirty mind brrr.

a/n. i only had an idea and energy for one of the boys, ted sooo here it is

you probably should’ve known better, it was a blind date and you’d been set up by one of your friends who claimed she just 'couldn't bare to see you single anymore'. the man sat across from you just wouldn’t shut up about himself. he talked and talked and talked and he never asked anything about you. you barely got your name out when he asked cause he was so quick to start talking again. when he ordered for you, telling the waiter you’d eat something that you didn’t like and he looked over at you, saw your disgusted face and said that was all, that was it for you. “if you’ll just excuse me a moment.” you interrupt him and get up, fleeing for the restroom.

as soon as the door swings shut you’re pulling your phone out and calling your best friend, shooting him a text after the first ring to just please pick up. during the second ring, you heard the familiar click and then ted clear his throat. ”hey what's up, how's that date going?” you don't pick up on how sarcastic that last question sounds and you shush him. ”uhm, yeah about that. i need you to come get me.”

on the other end of the line, ted pulls the phone away from his face and exhales a sigh of relief to hear that the date wasn't going great. it wasn't that he didn't want you to be happy, that was all he ever wanted for you! but sometimes, or most of the time really, he just couldn't help wishing it was him. him who you went out with on dates and let keep you on his arm and showed off to all your friends. pushing the phone back against his cheek, he mentally prepared himself for the ridiculous escape strategy you wanted to use this time. ”and how exactly do you want me to do that?”

you smiled at his agreement and he could hear it in how you spoke. ”i need you to call me in exactly three–” you thought back on the stories your date had told about his exes, ”no, two minutes, and say you're coming to pick me up because my mom had a stroke when she was hanging out with your mom.” he bit back a laugh at the lie, ”okay y/n. see you in a few.”

leaving the bathroom, you smiled at your date who stood up when you sat down and followed suit. if it weren't for his massive ego and narcissistic personality he'd put on display during the duration of the date, he'd be the perfect gentleman. unfortunately for him, it wasn't something you could get over.

you faked interest in what he was saying until the rather familiar ringtone started buzzing your phone. ”i'm so sorry, i should take this.” the man across from you nodded simply. you slid the green across the bottom of the screen and put the phone up to your ear. ”uhm, hey y/n.”

”hi ted, what's up?” you weren't trying to emphasise ted's name but a glance over at your date told you that somehow you did. still, you pressed your finger down on the volume button so the man could hear what was going on. ”listen, your mom is on her way to the hospital..” you gasped. ”what? what happened?” across the table, the man looked equally as horrified as the show you were putting on. ted quickly muttered out the stupid story, which for once, was believable. ”can you come get me?” you ask, and your date looked confused. ”yeah, your location is still on, i'll be there in five.” with a quick nod and a sniffle of a fake tear, you bid him goodbye.

turning back to your date, you blink a few times. ”i'm sorry, i have to go.” he stands up as you do, and does a mini bow. ”i understand. we should reschedule.” you open your mouth to say something but then you close it and just walk away. there would be no second date, much to his dismay.

you weren't standing outside long when ted slowed and pulled over. ”c'mon.” at seeing his face, you smiled and ran around to the other side of the truck and you mumbled ”thank god.” as you shut the door. ted patted a small pile of clothes on the console between you both. ”i figured you'd want to change.” he keeps his eyes on the road, but he can still feel the glow of your eyes and your smile. reaching for the clothes, he lifts his arm so you can take them. ”thank you teddy.”

”did you get to eat?” he asks, and he's trying so hard to focus on the road when in his peripherals, he can see you sliding the straps of your dress off and down your body, leaving you with the dress hung around your hips and your upper half on almost full display. ”no, i couldn't have dealt with sitting through a meal with that guy.” you laugh dryly, pulling the large t-shirt over your head. he blinks away the mental image of your breasts in your lacy bra. ”alright, we'll stop at this new place i saw last week.” you nod, and start pulling the dress the rest of the way down, exposing your thighs and god this was going to be the death of him, your matching panties. ”sounds good.” your voice is a little out of breath because you're trying to pull the sweats around your hips in the seat and his mind wanders for a second. when he gets another glance at you, you're pulling your hair out of the style it was in to let it fall freely and you're wearing a shirt much too big for you with a hoodie in your lap.

you end up at a pullout with your food, talking about how shitty your date was. ”ted you would not believe how much he had to say about his exes! he described each reason they broke up and even though it was his fault or he was in the wrong, he blamed them! he was such a prick.” your voice is exasperated and you take another bite of the food in your lap, making ted chuckle. ”yeah, maybe you should stop going on blind dates.”

taking a moment to swallow your food, you raise your finger. ”you're probably right about that.”

”of course i'm right.”

you lean forward and punch his shoulder. ”find me a decent boyfriend, and then i'll stop going on these stupid blind dates.” he couldn't lie, that hurt a little bit. but then again, there's no time like the present. ”date me then. that would solve your issue, right?”

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[ohbabydollie]

MASTERLIST !

last updated 03-17-2024

JSCHLATT ☆ﾐ

❥ mutual break up series

❥ interview

❥ short reader

❥ activist reader

❥ trans masc reader

❥ sheep reader, cockwarming with c! schlatt

❥ latina reader: pt 1, pt 2, la pulga

❥ gf that acts like a dude: pt 1, pt 2

❥ drunk schlatt n his gf

❥ confident over text, shy irl

❥ overdressed/high maintenance gf, hyper fem s/o

❥ famous metal gf

❥ bigger streamer, secretly crushing on schlatt, schlatt hiding his crush

❥ first kiss

❥hitting a creep

❥ guilty pleasure: pt 1, pt 2

❥ first time smoking w him

❥ bimbo reader,

❥ valentine’s day

❥ sub schlatt

❥ villain schlatt: pt 1, pt 2, pt 3

❥ goofy dad schlatt

❥ comforting him

❥ home sick

❥ hugs from behind

❥ house wife: pt 1, pt 2

❥ pregnancy: can’t resist, tittymilk, milk thoughts, finding out he’s gonna be a dad

❥ schlatt gets sick

❥ unpaid intern: thoughts, pervy jay, apart of the stream, cumming early, chokehold, worships you

❥ johnny (otk iq test): johnny n bimbo reader, play fighting, the bet

❥ Jay n Johnny: pervs, johnny finds jay’s stash, teaming up, johnny fucking jay, wrong name, the parent trap, jay’s first date, jay and johnny mutual break up, ass or tits, arguing over your underwear, jay’s first date pt. 2, fucking you at the same time

❥ vtuber s/o

❥ restaurant au: thoughts, hcs pt 1, hcs pt 2

❥ sensitive waist

❥ inappropriate songs

❥ crunchy gf thoughts

❥ pierced nipples, fresh piercings

❥ getting you to sleep

❥ british s/o

❥ finding you online

❥ kissing you on stream

❥ breeding kink

❥ southern/cowboy schlatt: hcs

❥ sensitive nipples

❥ oblivious s/o

❥ LC! schlatt: nervous, hcs

❥ eating u out on a call

❥ comfort

❥ shaking ass laying down

❥ FWB

❥ Lingerie

❥ short s/o

TED NIVISON ☆ﾐ

❥ teddy and theo mutual break up

❥ teddy and theo ass or tits

❥ theo n bimbo gf

❥ the bet

[schlattsdoll]

How would poly!tedschlatt react to reader being especially bratty 🙏

minors dni

WE'RE SO BACK BOYS

ok, so, schlatt (as a fellow brat), is kinda okay with it. he'll punish you but overall he just knows you're trying to get a rise out of him.

schlatt's favorite punishment is probably edging or spankings but like with a belt.

ted, however, is a BRAT TAMER hardcore. he'll let you have your fun at first, but once you get too bratty for his liking, he's putting you in your place.

says things like "oh, sweetheart... you keep running that pretty little mouth of yours, let's put it to better use huh?"

when you're bratty to BOTH of them? RIP to you babes.

you wind up in one of their beds, legs spread with a vibrator tied to you while they have fun watching you become an overstimulated mess.

"wanted to be a fuckin' brat, couldn't wait f'us to finish filming doll? don't worry, we're gonna make damn sure you're fuckin' screaming for us."

[redsp1ke42]

my genuine reaction when a writer i love interacts w me

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 4

oral fixation

small headcanons, very lame, but the blurbs are gonna make up for it i pinky promise

let's go

schlatt

very unsure what to do

y’want some booze?

You did not want some booze, you wanted him

pants off, cock out, hand in your hair to use your mouth and keep it busy

aye aye cap’n

ted

gives you a dab pen instead

overall just trying to replace nic with thc

and then one day both your pens are charging and the craving HIT and you have only two things on your mind

drugs, and ted’s cock

but since your drugs were otherwise engaged, you were setting your sights on your gorgeous boyfriend’s libido

better hope he can last at least until your cravings subside, but preferably the whole 1-3 hours they take to fully charge

charlie

he doesnt realize that the oral fixation could be naughty at first

just getting you plenty of lollipops and gum and such

until one day you’re like “charlie, baby,,, *please* let me suck you off”

he’s flabbergasted

too nervous to tell you that you can use him whenever you need

so one night when the candy and mock vapes arent working, you decide to take initiative and drop to your knees to take his pants off for him and mouth over his bulge

charlie was so confused but so turned on and excited

but little did he know, your cravings were at an all time high today and you were not letting him get away until you were done and content, the crying only made him cuter

(god i love making charlie a lil crying bitch in all my works)

[writingduhh]

im in the christmas spirit how would ted and schlatt spend christmas with reader

Ahhh love it!!! I did this as a “Christmas Season HCS” if that’s ok! If not omk I can redo it!!! Sorry this isn’t too good 😭

Christmas Season

Jschlatt:

▷ Schlatt would dive headfirst into decorating, but in a very Schlatt way. Think big, flashy lights all over the house, maybe even some crazy decorations like an inflatable Santa or a giant fake snowman in the front yard. He’d be “proud” of his work, probably grumbling about how “other people don’t know how to do Christmas right”

▷ He would play Christmas music non-stop. You’d hear him humming along to “Last Christmas” while sipping his morning coffee, acting like he’s too cool for it but clearly enjoying himself. You can’t help but smile.

▷ He’d love driving around town with you look at the best Christmas light displays. He’d have his hand on your thigh as he slowly drives down the snowy road, critiquing the houses and cracking jokes. Things such as “this one’s lame” or “finally, a house that gets it!”

▷ Schlatt rolls his eyes when you suggest matching Christmas pajamas, but secretly, he loves the idea. He picks a pair with some ridiculous pattern, like reindeer wearing sunglasses. He refuses to take them off the entire day, even when you suggest he change for dinner. “Why would I? I look damn good in these.”

▷ Schlatt would buy you your own personal Christmas Advent calendar, as well as a shared one but wouldn’t tell you until he brings it out one day.

“I thought it’d be fun to open this together every day.” Every day, you’d get a little treat or small gift, and each time he hands you the next door to open, he’s all excited, almost like he’s the one getting the gift out of your reaction.

▷ On Christmas Eve, Schlatt would get so giddy and excited. He’d keep looking at the clock, constantly saying, “Only “X” hours left until Christmas!” He’d want to stay up late with you and talk about past Christmas memories, cuddled up together on the couch as the fireplace .

▷ On Christmas morning, Schlatt would be up early ready to start opening presents, just like an eager child. He’d try to wake you up gently, shaking your shoulder and placing a kiss on your cheek. If that didn’t work he’d taking things into his own hands, literally. He’s scoop you up into his arms and carry you down to the living room. Setting you carefully on the couch.

▷ He’d act super casual when giving you your present, saying, “It’s no big deal,” but he’d be dying inside, watching your reaction.

▷ When you give him something thoughtful, he’d try to play it cool but would secretly treasure it, sneaking in a kiss and whispering, “You know I’m keeping this forever, right?”

▷ As the night winds down, he’d pull you under the Christmas lights, holding you close. He’d lean in for a soft kiss, grinning against your lips, and whisper, “Merry Christmas, sweetheart.”

Ted:

▷ Early in the month, Ted would start planning for Christmas well ahead of time. He’d get excited about all the little things like buying the tree (maybe getting one too big or too small for the space) and setting up decorations. Ted’s obsession with finding the perfect tree would be a big deal, and he'd drag you around to different lots to pick one out, overanalyzing which one has the "best vibes."

▷ Mid-December would also involve Ted trying to bake some Christmas treats, (I know, I know, shocking.), roping you into it as a way to spend time together. He’d insist on making gingerbread men or sugar cookies, and there would definitely be a flour mess, probably ending up all over the two of you. Or some other mishap with frosting. You’d end up with some hilariously lopsided gingerbread creations but hey, at least you had fun together.

▷ He sneaks little notes into your Christmas stocking throughout December, each one either a funny joke or a sweet message about how much you mean to him. On Christmas Day, you find them all and can’t stop smiling at his cheesy yet endearing efforts.

▷ If it’s snowy outside (assuming you’re not in Cali) Ted would drag you outside for some winter activities. Snowball fights or ice skating, building snowmen, absolutely everything you could imagine.

▷ Ted would get super into the spirit of gift shopping. He’d insist on buying everyone something “personal” and would spend way too much time wandering through stores looking for the perfect gifts for you. When he’s not shopping for you he’s dragging you along. Low-key I bet Ted to takes the longest time to pick out presents. Assuming you for your opinions on everything and possibly even going overboard on wrapping.

▷ Ted takes you ice skating, and while he’s surprisingly good at it, he keeps humble just to make sure you’re comfortable. At one point, he spins you around on the ice, laughing as you cling to him for dear life.

▷ Ted is terrible at wrapping gifts, but he’s so proud of his messy attempts. One of your presents looks like it’s been wrapped by a kindergartner, complete with too much tape. He defends his handiwork, saying, “It’s not about how it looks it’s about the love behind it!”

▷ Ted sneaks mistletoe into random places around the house. Anytime you’re caught underneath it, he swoops in for a kiss, smirking and saying, “Rules are rules.” By the end of the night, he’s hanging it from the bedroom door for one last cheeky kiss before bed.

▷ After opening presents, Ted would pull you into a warm, cozy hug, just basking in the Christmas morning vibes. He’d get really quiet for a moment, enjoying the peacefulness of the day. He’d rest his head on your shoulder

[phxntomsdusk]

dad!wilbur and/or dad!ted and the morning routines with their partner/spouse and their child

Morning routine - Dad!Wilbur + Dad!Ted (bonus Mom!Softball!Wilma)

note: ax you are obsessed with dad!wilbur and dad!ted, but honestly same

just a bunch of headcanons !!

tags: @ax-y10 , @joviepog , @pheliiaa , @idontreallyexistyet , @rqvii , @ivvees-blog , @average-vibe , @haunted-headset , @vibestillaxxx , @lillylvjy (ask to be added!)

Dad!Wilbur:

- this man is a girl dad through and through. he’ll make sure the night before he picks out your daughters clothes so it’s easier to dress her in the morning

- he’ll purposely wake up before you to make sure he can get everything done and prepare your day. he’ll change your guy’s daughter, make breakfast, turn on your favorite show for when you come downstairs

- when he hears you waking up, he’s quick to be by your side again. while you’re in the bathroom brushing your teeth or doing skincare, he’s coming up behind you and hugging your waist

“you look so pretty, love.” he kissed the side of your head, smiling lightly as he rested his chin on your shoulder. “i don’t get how you think that.. i just woke up. my hair is a mess, my eyebags are pretty noticeable-” your words were cut off when he pulled you into a quick kiss, but parted your lips before you could react. “you’re still beautiful.”

- occasionally bring greeted by your daughter giving you small gifts that wilbur had bought you, which results in him acting as though he didn’t buy it

- it takes him around an hour to change out of his pajamas from the night before, he’s too busy focusing on you and your daughter to realize he hasn’t changed

Dad!Ted

- boy dad. that’s all i’m gonna say

- he’ll have you trapped in bed until your son is jumping on you guys, yelling for you to get up and make him breakfast

- ted insists that you get changed and take care of yourself while he focuses on the kid, to which he throws your son over his shoulders and carries him downstairs

- the entire time you can hear ted and your son talking about you, whether it’s what you’d want for breakfast, what you might wanna do today, or just how much they love you

“what do you think they want?” he raised a brow at your son, earning a dramatic hum as if he was thinking, before he turned and shouted upstairs. “WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR BREAKFA-” he words were cut off with ted’s hang covering his mouth, staring at him with a fake annoyed look. “hey! it’s a surprise!”

- earning a kiss as soon as you get downstairs

- switching places with ted so he can get changed, fix up his hair, brush his teeth, etc. and you take the time to watch your son, and of course talk about ted <3

Mom!Softball!Wilma

- girl and boy mom, specifically older son and younger daughter

- hearing her round them up in the morning as if she’s coaching a team, followed by rapid footsteps downstairs and into the living room or kitchen

- she makes sure you take care of yourself before focusing on the kids, persuading you with a bunch of kisses and promises that she’ll let you wear one of her old jerseys for that day

- getting the kids ready for a day out — which just means taking them to the local fields and batting cages

- hearing her tell the kids to keep it down so you can have a bit more peace in the morning, only for them to get loud again when they see you, bombarding you with hugs

“guys, come on. they need some peace while getting ready!” she groaned and picked up your daughter, grunting when the small girl jumped from her arms and ran over to you. “oh, hey baby.” she wore a goofy smile, walking closer and leaned down to kiss you.

- she always makes you your favorite breakfast, which the kids do try to steal, but she always threatens to use them as a hitting target at the batting cages

[nvmadic]

hey charlie <3 just putting in some thoughts about fwb! ted hehe

the sex is really good and you have a good time and plus after he's always really cuddly and sweet n stuff and so you're starting to develop feelings for him. and you know he wants to keep it strictly hooking up without any feelings so it's just agony ):

so you start to text him less and meet up with him less because your feelings get stronger every time you hook up.

then one day you run into him at the grocery store or smthn and he asks why you've been distant and you just blurt out a confession before running out of the store.

-stella <3

you get back home, head in your hands because in all honestly it felt like you had completely embarrassed yourself. your phone pings and you begrudgingly look down at your screen to see that he had texted you, inviting you over to talk.

you get there and ted explains that he's liked you this entire time but felt like you had lost interest or were pursuing somebody else so he didn't press too much on the matter. safe to say you made up for the absense of sex after that.

[saystrinity]

haaaaaaaapppyyy haaaalllooweeeennn!!! this has been scheduled for a week because im out of the country for the actual day :,(

contains: fem presenting reader, weird formatting bc i had to edit on mobile :////

༘⋆☾. chuckle sandwich ; halloween hcs ࿔‧๋࣭ ⭑

꒷꒦ charlie:

- lydia deetz & beetlejuice because of course.

- ^^ absolutely busting out songs from the musical for karaoke

- so proud of (and violently hot for) your costume he’s following you around all night, phone glued to his hand, camera right in your face - capturing every conceivable angle, flattering or not

- ⤷ “charlie!” “what? i want to remember this!” “you’d remember a lot better if you put that damn thing down.”

- no candy left for trick or treaters because he’s been straight snacking on it for the past two weeks

- channeling genloss ep1 charlie hard (goo goobie)

୭⊹ schlatt:

- had to talk him down from doing jackie and jfk

- ⤷ ”it’s insensitive, jay!” “..okay? not like they’re gonna see it."

- morticia & gomez instead

- he absolutely doesn’t mind the switch of jackie’s pink pillbox hat and matching tweed set for morticia’s raven hair and a tastefully low cut, batwing-sleeved shirt

- in fact, that entire getup is guaranteed to be discarded; in a heap on the living room floor the moment you’re home (from the party he begrudgingly went to)

- fighting for his life with the cobweb decorations you put up around the house (constantly walking through them, getting stuck and having to call for help)

✧࿔* ted:

- kermit & ms piggy, 100%

- will try (and fail) to do the kermit voice. time and time again. throughout the night. yes, it’s as painful to experience as it sounds. no, he doesn’t get any better at it (in fact, you’re pretty sure it’s devolving)

- ⤷ nonetheless, he’s looking to you with the dopiest grin each time, arms outstretched to his sides; “pretty good, huh?” ”..sure, ted.”

- the digital camera instagram dump about to go crazy

- gravely serious about any and all pumpkin carving throughout the month; this is his olympics

- ^^ you get a cute pumpkin patch date out of it though, so.. who’s complaining?

[s0ftl3]

𝑫𝒓𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝑻𝒆𝒅 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔

Warning NSFW

A/N: I’m in a very cuddly teddy mood. This is purely self indulgent.

ꨄ Drunk ted who loves to cuddle and cling to his baby telling her how pretty she is.

ꨄ Drunk teddy who loves when his pretty gf takes care of him making sure he’s got water and advil to kill his hangover.

ꨄ Drunk ted who wants nothing more that just to slip his cock inside you and cuddle before you nod off to sleep.

ꨄ drunk ted who whispers “Just keep me warm puppy.” In your ear before nuzzling his face into the crook of your neck before falling asleep.

ꨄ sober ted who thanks drunk ted for the idea because now he can grind into you when he wakes up.

[peachmi1k]

judah can we have some ted nsfw hc's PLEASE MY BRAINROT-

max my beloved of course you can 🫶🏻

• first of all i headcanon ted as a soft dom through and through, he’ll let you top if you want to but he always prefers to give

• he LOVES when you’re vocal, he adores hearing your sweet little moans and whimpers

• he doesn’t strike me as voyeuristic but if you’re ever in a place where you have to be quiet during sex he’ll kiss you so you moan into his mouth or hold his hand over your mouth so he can still feel the sounds you make even if he can’t hear them as well

• he loves to get you clothes to wear, whether that be simply lingerie or more like a costume type thing; i imagine him getting you a cute little pleated skirt and knee high socks mmmmm

• but either way he loves the fits, expect to be dicked down every halloween

• idk if this is a hot take or not but ted strikes me as a thighs man

• he loooves to feel and squeeze and kiss and lick and suck and-

• he may not always leave hickeys on your neck (though he does sometimes) but be careful wearing shorts bestie, he will mark your thighs UP

• this also goes back to the pleated skirt and knee highs thing, he just thinks your thighs look sooo good when you’re wearing something like that

• he loves to be close to you while he’s working or gaming so more often than not you’re straddling him in his chair, arms wrapped around him and head resting on his shoulder

• its not even always a nsfw thing he just loves to feel you against him, his free hand either playing with your hair or running up and down your back

• if either of you are feeling particularly needy though he isnt opposed to cockwarming in this position, and sometimes if he’s on a voice call with someone he’ll see how far he can push your limits and see how far he can get you without anyone noticing

thats all i can think of rn i hope you like it 🥹🫶🏻