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laambfuzz · 1 month ago

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—- dilf next door. ft ted nivison. ᝰ

summary: after months you finally have a next-door neighbour again! you weren't expecting it to be a recentlly divorced dilf, though. turns out you have quite the effect on him. explains why he's jerking off to you from the window.

— tags: smut/pwp, dilf!ted, ted is a perv, masturbation, light dirty talk, objectifcation,

authors note: you guys said you'd be interested in dilf ted, so here you go!! still just some headcanons for now, but i tried to make it a lil longer as a treat. hope you all enjoy, and don't forget to lmk your thoughts! ໒꒰ྀི ╹ ˕╹ ꒱ྀིა

it started off as something simple and innocent

recently someone had moved next door to you, which was great! you hadn't had a next-door neighbour in months now

you had baked cookies for them, a small welcoming gift from yourself, and so you could let them know you were just next door if you were needed

and as soon as the door opened—

oh. he was fucking handsome

he was tall— over a head taller than you anyways— glasses slightly askew, fluffy brown hair and a grown out moustache to round it all off

he leaned against the doorframe with a surprised expression, sweet smile on his face

"oh? these are for me?" he asks after a moment of silence, eyeing the cookies

however you were holding them at your chest, so you couldn't tell where he was looking

(it was absolutely at your chest)

you finally stutter out a response, a small "oh! yes— yes, they're for you!" as you hand over the tray, as well as letting him know you're next door if he ever needs you

you watch as his eyes quickly trail your frame, before his smile grows and he gives you a wink

"appreciate it, thank you," he nods, and the conversation is quickly over

he seemed sweet enough, if you ignore the fact you couldn't tell he was looking at your tits

but it's fine, you tell yourself. you're just overthinking

you were, in fact, not overthinking

ted watches as you walk back to your house, eyes lingering on your hips as they sway back and forth

the rest of the night, he's left thinking about what it'd be like to hold your soft sides as he pounds into you

but whoa, hey

he's getting ahead of himself, but he passes it off as divorce blues. said divorce blues just being fucking horny

couldn't give a shit about his ex, not after how she treated him, and how she lied to their kids

anyways.

ted has a morning routine, where the first thing he does is go to the kitchen and make a cup of coffee. something he had done for years

usually he'd just read the morning paper, or have a scroll on his phone, which he did do after the move

so now it had been a couple of weeks since he had moved in, and he was still in his routine

but this morning, when he was walking by to sit at the coffee table, something outside caught his eye

he took a few steps back, peering through the kitchen window to see what it was

lo and behold— it was you, wearing skimpy shorts and a tank top as you tended to your overgrown garden

at first he was watching out of genuine interest of what you were doing, but slowly and surely, it stemmed into something else

watching as you bent over to water the flowers that were still living, your shorts barely able to contain your soft ass

or when you reached over to grab a hanging plant, pushing your chest out as your tits were spilling over your little tank top

ted feels his boxers tightening, a small fuck escaping his lips as he let out a low chuckle to himself

ted's glasses slip down his nose as he leans closer to the window, trying to get a better view and the laughable excuse of clothing that you've currently got on

his free hand wanders lower, disappearing under the waistband of his sweats and moves into his boxers, gripping his throbbing cock as his eyes stay trained on your figure

his coffee is long forgotten, as he lets his fingers stroke slow, teasing movements along himself as he watches you stretch, reacj and bend

"keep doing that, sweetheart. just like that... fuck, you don't even know how hard you make me," he whispers to himself, filth falling from his lips at a rapid pace as he stares

you do a stretch as you stand up, and the view ted has is breathtaking, to the point he knows he won't last if he keeps staring

he rests his head against the window with a thud, letting out a deep groan as he shuts his eyes momentarily

when he's ready, he lifts his head back up and—

oh fuck. you're staring right at him with a confused face

you mouth a "you okay?" to him, tilting your head as you do so

of course you'd hear the fucking thud his head made

ted's eyes widen for a second, as he's almost been caught red-handed. however, his lips curve into a slow, devilish smirk.

he doesn't move, rather, he grabs his coffee cup from the side, and just nods and raises it to you, mouthing a "perfect" to you

as he does this, his hand is still palming and stroking his cock, the fact you're so innocent to his perverted actions turning him on even more

you just smile and nod at him, going back to your gardening and letting ted get a nice view of your ass again in the meantime

his tongue swipes over his bottom lip, jerking himself off faster as he can feel himself getting closer to the edge

the images in his head of him bending you over and fucking you, forcing you on your knees to take his cock— everything he imagines just pushes him closer to the edge and relief he's chasing

and it's not long until ted is cumming in his boxers, moaning loudly as he rests his forehead against his arm, biting his lip as he tries to shut himself up

he's bucking into his hand, feeling the hot cum spurt over it while he pants heavily at the orgasm that washes over him

it takes him a while to recover, and he just stands there for a bit, regaining his composure and trying to catch his breath

but one thing is for sure

this is part of his routine now.

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hufflepuffsthunderdome · 2 months ago

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Hold Me

Ted Nivison x afab!reader Summary: Some passionate sex with Ted, no plot, just cock. Warnings: fingering, swearing, piv sex, crying during sex

He holds you tight, his body pressed against yours as you lay there, his grip on you almost desperate, as if he was afraid you'd disappear at any moment.

"You're so good to me..." he murmurs, his lips pressed gently against your neck as he plants a series of soft kisses there.

You hum happily as you tilt your head slightly to the side, giving him more access to your neck, "you deserve it," you whisper as you scratch your nails gently through his hair.

He smiles against your skin, his hands slowly running down your body as he relishes in the familiar feeling of you in his arms. His kisses grow bolder, leaving a trail of small hickeys down your neck and shoulder. He gazes up at you as your mouth drops open in a soft moan, "mmm Teddy."

He groans against your skin, the sound low and almost needy, as he presses his tongue against your skin. He pulls back slightly, his pupils blown wide as he looks down at you, meeting your gaze as he looks at you with a mix of adoration and desire.

"You’re driving me crazy," he whispers, his hand moving up to grasp your chin gently, turning your head up to look at him.

Your breath catches in your throat in anticipation as your eyes flutter, "please ted."

He chews his lip as he looks down at you, mesmerised by you as you plead for him. His thumb traces your lower lip as he leans in closer, "please what baby? What do you need?"

"Please fuck me.”

He lets out a low growl as he smirks at your request, moving over you so he's pinning you against the mattress, as he looks down at you, eyes full of lust. "So needy," he murmurs to himself as he hands roam over your body, his touch possessive and hungry.

You take his large hand in yours and drag it down your body, pushing it towards your core. You pull your shorts to the side, dragging his hand through your bare folds as you let out a shaky breath under him. He groans above you as he feels your bare skin under his fingers, his touch growing more insistent as he runs his fingers through your soked folds.

"You’re already so wet for me baby," he whispers in awe, his voice low and rough as he feels you, his eyes locked on yours as he watches your face morph in pleasure. He groans as he watches your eyes flutter shut, his cock twitching as he feels the burn of your nails digging into his bicep.

He watches you intently as your legs drop open more for him, groaning as he moves himself to settle between them, fingers never leaving your wet cunt. His head drops down to your shoulder as his lips graze up the side of your neck, trailing up to your ear, "that's a good girl... my good girl."

He slowly pushes a thick finger into your sopping hole, thumb resting on your clit, rubbing in slow, teasing circles.

“Oh tedddd," you moan under him as your mouth falls open in pleasure, your nails trailing up his arm to dig into his shoulder as you hold him close.

He continues to tease you, slowly pumping his fingers in and out of you as he watches your face contort in pleasure. He loves seeing you like this, so desperate for him, falling apart at his gentle touch.

"You're so beatiful like this baby,” he murmurs, voice filled with love and awe as his lips trail along your jaw and down your neck, leaving a treail of sweet, wet kisses in their wake.

"You feel so good,” you whimper as you cling to him, holding onto his shoulders tightly as you writhe and moan under him. Your pussy clamps down impossibly tight around his digit, slick dripping down his fingers and wrist as he works you apart from the inside.

He grunts at your words, his own arousal growing stronger as he feels how tight you are around his finger. He can't help but press himself against you, his hips moving in small desperate thrusts against your thigh as he continues to pleasure you.

"Fuck... you're so perfect," he groans, his lips finding yours in a heated kiss, his tongue pushing into you as he explores your mouth with his tongue and your pussy with his fingers.

"Teddy," you moan as you part from the kiss just slightly, your hot breath hitting his lips as he chases your lips, connecting again in a sloppy kiss. You shift your legs further open for him, giving him more room to settle between your soft thights and explore your pussy.

He groans at your eagerness, taking advatage of the access you're giving him to slip a second finger inside you, keeping his pace slow but firm as he pumps his fingers into you. His tongue dances against yours, dominating the kiss as he claims your mouth with his own, swallowing the sweet moans that spill from your lips.

He curls his fingers up inside you, his thumb still working firmly on your clit. You gasp, breaking the kiss as you arch your back, "fuck Ted," you squeal, throwing your head back against the pillow as you push your tits up against his chest.

He smirls as you gasp and writhe against him, enjoying the effect he has on you. He takes the chance to connect his lips against your neck again as he continues to finger you relentlessly, "that's it baby, let me hear those pretty moans."

"Jesus Teddy," you gasp as you rut your hips up against him, nails digging into his shoulder blades as you pull him flush against you, "you feel so good"

he chuckles against your neck, his free hand coming down to hold you in place as his fingers quicken their pace just slightly, rubbing firmly against that sweet spot inside you as they drag against your walls, "i know baby, you're taking my fingers so well."

you gasp as you gaze up at him, your pussy leaking around his gingers, leaking down your thighs and pooling on the bed under you, "always so good"

He groans at the sight of you, your body trembling beneath him as he continues to finger you. His eyes are dark with lust as he looks down at you, taking in the sight of your messy hair and flushed face, "you're so good for me doll, perfect," he murmurs as he leans down to kiss you again his gingers working you, "letting me take you apart like this"

He can tell you're getting close, your body tensing and your breath coming out in short gasps. He continues to pump his fingers inside you, his thumb rubbing tight circles on your clit as he brings you closer to the edge. He leans down to kiss your neck as he holds you close, his breath hot against your skin as he whispers in your ear, "come on baby, I know you can do it... let go for me."

He continues to work his fingers, pushing you closer and closer to the edge as his own arousal grows unbearably as he watches you come undone under him. You scream out as you clamp around his fingers, nails digging into his shoulders. "oh ted," you yell as the coil in you snaps, your pussy clenching around his digits as you cum.

He grunts as you tighten around his gingers, his grip on your hip tightening as he watches you fall apart beeaneat him. He can feel your juices dripping down his hand, the sight of you overcome with pleasure at his touch sending a shiver up his spine. He keeps his fingers moving inside you as he struggles to find his words, working you through your orgasm as he looks down at you in awe.

You pant as you collapse back on the bed, your hips bucking up lazily to meet his hands as you ride out your orgasm. He watches you, eyes dark with lust as he continues to pump his fingers into you, slowing them down to a lazy drag as he tries to prolongue your pleasure as long as possible. When your thighs relax on the bed, he withdraws his fingers, hand covered in your slick. "God you're so beautiful when you cum," he murmrus, bringing his fingers up to his mouth and licking them clean, savoring the taste of you on his tongue.

You let out a shaky breath as you watch him clean your taste off his fingers, mouth watering as you watch him lick his fingers clean. You trail your arms up his shoulders, wrapping them gently behind his neck as you bring him down towards you, "felt so good teddy," you murmur as you press your lips against his, dragging your hand gently through his hair, "always feels so good."

He smiles softly against your lipsm his eyes fluttering shut as he connects your lips again, leaning into your touch. He moves closer to you, his body pressing against yours as he deepens the kiss, his tongue exploring your mouth with a hunger that hasn't yet been sated. He settles between your thighs, leaning into you as he wraps his strong arms around your waist, pulling you against him as he pushes his bulge against his core.

You whine at the feeling, sensitive pussy bucking up against his bulge as your mouths battle with each other. He growls at the feeling, his hold tightening around you as his tongue drags against yours. He grinds his hips down against yours, his hard length pressing against your slick folds through the thin fabric of his briefs, "I know baby, i know," he groans against your lips, reading your mind, "I'll give you what you need."

He holds you tightly as he grinds against you, working you up into a frenzy again as your wet pussy soaks through his briefs. The friction between you, the wetness seaping into the fabric around his cock, makes him ache with the need to be inside you. This thick length pushes between your folds, nudging your dripping hole through the thin barrier causing you both to stutter our a moan of anticipation. He watches you with hungry eyes as you gasp and moan beneath him, a desperate sense of satisfaction as he watches your pussy swallow his cock like this, "jesus baby you're soaking me," he groans "can feel how badly you want me."

"how badly I need you," you correct with a gasp as you look up at him, a dazed look in your eyes as you struggle to keep them open and locked on his.

He chuckles at your correction, threading his fingers through your hair as he presses firmly against you, forehead resting against yours, "that's right baby, you need me. Need me to take care of you, to make you feel good."

You moan at his words, clinging tightly to him as you wrap your legs around his waist, digging your heels into his lower back and pulling him closer. He moves against you as he groans, hand going down to your thigh, pulling your legs up higher around his waist, "I'll give you what you want baby," he pants against your lips, "I'll give you anything you want."

He works his briefs down his legs, his forehead never disconnecting your yours, his gaze locked on your face as he hisses as the cold air finally hits his aching cock. he strokes his length a few times as he lines it up with your pussy, running the tup and and down your folds. "you're so amazing," he groans as he teasing your hole with his thick tip, "so beaitufl, so tight," he moans as he finally pushes into you, relishing in the felling of finally having your warm, wet cunt around his aching length.

You let out a long, desperate moan as you arch your back, eyes shutting tight in pleasure as you feel his length stretch you out. He takes a moment to catch his breath when he settles inside you, his body thrumming with an overwhelming arousal and desire from feeling you wrapped tightly around him. He gently burhses your hair away from your face, his touch tender and loving.

"I love you," you whisper as you gaze up at him.

His heart swells at your words, a smile spreading across his face as he gazes down at you, feeling his heartbeat in his throat, "I love you too baby," he echoes, "more than anything."

He leans down and kisses you, his lips moving against yours in a slow passionate kiss as his hips slowly pull away from where they're flush against your lips. He wraps his arms around your waist, holding you flush against his chest as he sets a firm, slow rhythm, thrusting deep inside you.

You kiss him back as you hold him close, arms around his neck, legs around his waist as you moan into his mouth. You part from the kiss as your mouth drops open, loud moans of pleasure falling from your lips as his thick cock drags against your sensitive walls. He groans at the feeling of you wrapped tightly around him, savouring the feeling of your tight wet heat as he thrusts slowly in and out of you, "so perfect, so perfect for me"

"oh god Ted" you moan as you open your eyes, locking on with his, watching the way his brows furrow in pleasure as he sinks his length into you over and over. His thrusts are deep and strong, the intimacy of the way he's holding you so close overwhelms you, feeling him on every inch of your body as you writhe underneath him.

"you feel so good baby," he moans against your neck, "could stay like this forever."

"Please," you moan, a tender feeling building in your chest as you shut your eyes tightly, "don't let me go."

"Never baby," he murmurs against your hair, pulling back to watch you as he thrusts into you.

You open your eyes to look up at him, eyes filling with tears that threaten to spill over your waterline as the intensity of the intimate moment pulls you apart from the inside out.

Ted's hips stutter to a stop as he gazes down at you, a large hand coming up to cup your face as he looks down at you concerned. Before he can voice his concern, your hips buck up against his, chasing the feeling of his cock moving inside him, "love you so much," you murmur, voice thick with emotion as the tears spill down your cheeks.

he groans softly as you buck your hips against his, his hips continuing their movement as he wipes tears away from your cheek, holding you delicately in his hands. He looks down at you, his eyes filled with love and adoration, "love you too baby, more than anything in this world."

You pull him down to connect your lips in a passionate kiss, legs wrapped around his waist as you breathe shakily against his lips each time you part. He pours all his love and passion into the kiss as his cock buries itself inside you with each thrust, reaching the deepest parts of you with each thrust. His chest feels tight as he watches you, the girl of his dreams, sobbing in his arms as he takes her apart again, "always yours."

"Ted" you sob as you cum, pussy clamping around his length impossibly tight as you cling to him. Your heels dig into your back as the hot pleasure rips through your stomach, thighs shaking as they hold him close to me.

He groans as he feels you cling to him, your pussy clamping around his cock as you cum. The sensation is too much for him to resist, your warm wet pussy leaking for him, squeezing him tight triggers his own orgasm.

You moan and writhe beneath him as you feel him thrust into you, his length throbbing as he fills you with ropes of warm cum. "I've got you, baby," he moans as his mouth presses lazily to your jaw as he fucks you both through your orgasms, "fucking love you so much."

He collapses on top of you, his body going limp as he pants heavily, face buried in the crook of your neck. He can feel his cum spilling out of you, hot and sticky between your legs. He takes a moment to catch his breath, his heart still racing from the intensity of his orgasm. He pushes himself up on shaky hands as he gazes down at him, eyes filled with nothing but awe and love.

You pant as your eyes flutter open, gazing up at him with a dazed, tired look in your eyes. He smiles down at you, his heart melting at the sight of you beneath him. He gently brushes a strand of hair way from your face, his touch gentle.

"you're so beautiful like this, always so beautiful."

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pequins · 8 months ago

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thinking many thoughts about in this vid

schlatt is so pathetic when he cant see, the little “i cant” whine has me bricked. (around 9:15) i just keep imagining blindfolding this 6’3 behemoth of a man and turning him into a subby mess <3

the way ted whispers and asks if he’s a “nice boy” while holding his chin (at 9:30) is so ughhgh. soft dom ted supremacy.

#in def writing ab this #im bricked.#cleanup on aisle my pants!!!#im wet just thinking about it #jschlatt #schlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt x reader #jschlatt fanfic #jschlatt fic #schlatt x reader smut #jschlatt x reader smut #schlatt smut #jschlatt smut #ted nivison smut #ted nivision #ted nivision smut #ted nivison x reader #ted nivision x reader

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slxtmeri · 2 years ago

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Chucklers after you get back from a long trip. Them just welcoming you back and all the things they would get or do for you, sfw and nsfw... just an idea I've had on my mind...

ANON I LOVE YOU THIS IDEA TYSM

ted

sfw

♡ as soon as he sees you when you come home, he's running up to you and giving you the biggest hug oml. hands are around your waist, lifting you up, not wanting to let go. (and he doesn't, for at least a good minute or two).

♡ kisses all over your face and neck until you're blushing and giggling, squealing for him to stop

♡ carries all your luggage and REFUSES to let you help with any

"nope, nope, put that down. i can handle this stuff, baby! let me help you, love."

♡ constantly touching you, hand on your waist, arm around your shoulder, holding your hand. he missed you so much while you were gone

nsfw

♡ as soon as your stuff is inside, he carries you to the bedroom, your legs wrapped around his waist

♡ he lays you down on the bed, still kissing you. his mouth trails lower, and lower, until his head is settled between your legs

♡ eats you out like it's his last meal, your hands gripping his hair motivate him to keep going

♡ makes you come undone several times, until tears of pleasure are pricking at your eyes and you're too fucked out to form a coherent sentence.

♡ cuddles you until you both fall asleep. expect him to fuck you senseless the next day

schlatt

sfw

♡ picks you up from the airport and twirls you around until you're both dizzy.

♡ can't stop smiling. there's a shit eating grin on his face for the next 24 hours at LEAST

♡ doesn't stop talking about how much he and the cats missed you.

♡ hand on your thigh on the drive home, rubbing comforting circles

♡ stops to get you your favorite food on the way home, he just wants to spoil you

nsfw

♡ as soon as the two of you arrive home, he's bending you over the nearest surface. whether it be the kitchen island, the couch, it doesn't matter. he's so needy for you

♡ teases you until you're wet enough to take him. then he's fucking you until you can't stand

♡ praises you so so much more than usual.

"fuck, baby. you're so perfect for me, hmm? letting daddy fuck you as soon as you get back. my sweet baby."

♡ takes a bath with you afterwards. cleans you up all nice then carries you to bed <3

charlie

sfw

♡ gets so excited when he sees you, he hugs you so tight you have to tell him to calm down

"charlie, i missed you too. can barely breathe, baby."

"shit... sorry sweetheart, i just missed you a lot."

♡ as soon as you get home he's giving you presents that he bought for your return. probably orders your favorite takeout, too.

♡ repeats how much he missed you, how he wishes you were there for the things he did whil you were away

♡ asks for any and all photos you took during your trip

nsfw

♡ he practically drags you to the bedroom after you two finish eating

♡ begs for you, saying how much he needed you

"s'been too long, baby. please let me fuck you, please."

♡ hickeys all over your neck. he's not even thinking about how you two have to meet up with friends the next day

♡ you end up riding him, rolling your eyes at the friction you havent had since before you left

♡ once you get too tired, he's gripping your hips and fucking up into you.

"that's it, baby. so so good, my love, fuck."

♡ stays inside you for a few minutes, hugging you, savoring your time together.

♡ picks you up and carries you to the shower, cleaning you up before bringing you to the couch for a nice long movie

a/n: holy shit i got carried away. the brainrot is real 😭 anyways ily anon, enjoy!!!

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schlattsdoll · 8 months ago

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How would poly!tedschlatt react to reader being especially bratty 🙏

minors dni

WE'RE SO BACK BOYS

ok, so, schlatt (as a fellow brat), is kinda okay with it. he'll punish you but overall he just knows you're trying to get a rise out of him.

schlatt's favorite punishment is probably edging or spankings but like with a belt.

ted, however, is a BRAT TAMER hardcore. he'll let you have your fun at first, but once you get too bratty for his liking, he's putting you in your place.

says things like "oh, sweetheart... you keep running that pretty little mouth of yours, let's put it to better use huh?"

when you're bratty to BOTH of them? RIP to you babes.

you wind up in one of their beds, legs spread with a vibrator tied to you while they have fun watching you become an overstimulated mess.

"wanted to be a fuckin' brat, couldn't wait f'us to finish filming doll? don't worry, we're gonna make damn sure you're fuckin' screaming for us."

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anotherfcknschlattsimp · 6 months ago

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Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed “for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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squinch-depraved · 6 months ago

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drinking games but taking edibles/parts of edibles instead

tedschlattreader gamenight? ted and schlatt ganging up on reader to make sure they get highest and take advantage of the situation

this came to me in a dream ☝️

ollie ur actually a fucking genius im gonna kiss u

CW: cnc/dubcon, intox

it was supposed to be a chill evening, you thought. playing games with your best friends was a weekly occurrence online, but the trip you and ted had taken to visit schlatt in new york for a while made the dynamics a lot different. for one thing, it was a lot harder to shit talk them when they were right in front of you. you never thought about how much bigger they were than you, but it was impossible to ignore now that you were around them for a week straight.

shaking off the thoughts you had about the size difference and how it made your stomach churn, you settled down onto your designated spot on the couch. you expected them to take their usual seats on either side of you, and they did after a few minutes of leaving you waiting. but they didn't come empty handed, and it was foolish of you to think they would.

they set a bunch of food items on the coffee table, arranging a spread that was beginning to look like a buffet. inspecting the labels carefully told you that every single item was an edible, and the realization earned a soft gasp from you.

"what the fuck are you guys planning?" you asked accusatorily. schlatt snorted and left the explanation up to the older man.

"we're going to play board games, like we usually do every week," ted started. "but instead of us taking shots or whatever when we lose, like we usually do, whoever lost the round has to pick one edible and either eat the whole thing or take a large bite, depending on the item. does that sound fair?" he glanced at you as he straightened up the countless gummies.

"jesus, how much did you spend on this shit??" you breathed, ignoring his question. ted didn't like being ignored, though, so he placed a large hand on your thigh and gripped it lightly but firmly.

"doesn't matter. i asked you a question. does that sound fair?" ted replied sternly. you nodded, unsure of why they were acting so different.

"don't act like you're the one who paid for this shit," schlatt mumbled as he sank back into the couch.

you giggled and relaxed as well, resting your head on his shoulder as ted went to grab the games. surprisingly, you felt pretty confident that you would be able to make it through the night with ease- you smoked a lot more than either of them, and that made you sure you would be fine, regardless of how many edibles you would end up taking.

but you were nothing if not a stupid, naive little slut.

it wasn't long before their plan became glaringly obvious: gang up on you to get you as far gone as possible. you were taking a gummy every ten minutes, and you had gone through at least two brownies by now.

"you guys are actually fucking evil," you muttered as you rocked back and forth on the floor. "what the fuck did i do to deserve this?" you asked them from your spot on the floor across the coffee table. you had eaten enough of the food that there was a good space for you guys to play a tabletop game now, and they had stopped trying to hide the fact that they were teaming up on you and were showing each other the cards they had so that they could maximize your punishments.

"nono, play that one, 'cuz i've got this, see?" ted murmured, pointing to something in his fanned out stack. schlatt nodded in understanding and plopped something on the table with a shit eating grin.

"take another one. we win," he bragged. you just hung your head in your hands and sighed deeply.

"fuck it," you whispered as you polished off a cookie the size of your hand. after finishing it, you clambered onto the couch and flopped face down, higher than you had ever been and desperate for some stability.

you heard ted and schlatt snicker before the older man joked, "look, dude it worked, she's already face down, ass up for us."

his words stirred you from your haze and you turned to face them, cheeks burning at how they looked at you.

"she's always ready for us, ted. our own personal little slut to share between us, she can't fuckin' help herself from showin' us her pretty little backside," schlatt teased cruelly, eyes locked on yours. you let out a strangled moan and buried your face back into the soft cushion, trying miserably to hide how turned on you were.

but they knew. they always know, it's their job to know. to take care of you when you get like this, to make you feel so good you can't speak. and you always let them. it's not like this would be any different because they got you belligerently high. if anything, it would make things much more pleasurable.

so when schlatt came up behind you and pulled off your bottoms, and ted pulled your head up by your hair so he could make out with you? of course you did nothing to stop them (how could you?). you let them manhandle you until you were nude on schlatt's clothed lap and ted stood up on his knees next to you, unbuckling his pants.

"dude, let me get her on my cock before you shove that thing down her throat," schlatt scoffed when the older man pulled out his length and scooted closer to you.

ted shoved him roughly, using one hand to keep you steady so he could slide his tip into your mouth. "shut the fuck up," he growled hungrily. schlatt whined angrily and watched as ted entered your throat inch by inch, admiring the bulge visible on your neck whenever he fucked deep into your face.

eventually, ted pulled out, smiling at the way you gasped and heaved, and gestured for schlatt to position you on his shaft, which he had brought out and was stroking at this point. he did so excitedly, groaning as you slid all the way down it before beginning to pump into you at a fast pace.

"easy, man, she's super high," ted warned him. schlatt just huffed and continued, picking you up and slamming you down onto him for a few minutes while ted watched and pumped himself in his fist. you were a wreck, wailing and moaning like they had never heard you before. your head lolled back after a bit, eyes rolling back into your head and fluttering closed as you sat there and took everything he was giving you.

soon, ted tapped him and signaled for him to help move you onto your hands and knees. it took a bit for them to get you propped up enough to be of any use, but once they did, they traded places. schlatt took your mouth, grabbing a fistful of your hair to use as leverage, and ted rammed into you from the back, harshly spanking you every now and then.

"fuck, she looks so pretty like this, doesn't she?" ted asked breathlessly.

"mm. looks like a slut," schlatt chided as he gripped your hair tighter. you whimpered for him and did your best to hold yourself up, but your legs were getting shaky, and you were about to cum for the third time.

"c'mere," ted leaned in, taking the back of schlatt's head and guiding it so they were locked in a sloppy kiss above you. the pressure of them leaning on you to be able to reach each other like that forced ted deeper into you, and you clenched around his cock as you sobbed through your orgasm.

you wished so desperately that you could see them making out above you, they knew how turned on it made you and it was truly malicious to deny you the simple pleasure of seeing them kiss.

ted pulled away and used his thumb to wipe the string of saliva that kept them connected from schlatt's lips. "i'm close," he grunted, thrusts intensifying until he finally slammed into you one last time and spilled inside you.

"my turn, move," schlatt grumbled as he withdrew from your mouth and shuffled to take ted's spot. a bit of cum leaked from your hole when ted pulled out and schlatt was quick to collect it on one finger and swipe it into his mouth. he moaned at the taste as he slid into you with ease and started pounding you relentlessly. his eyes screwed shut and he tilted his head back, letting the feeling of your pussy and his best friend's cum coating his dick take over him.

soon he was gripping your hips so hard bruises were beginning to form, and ted watched through lidded eyes as the younger man finally finished deep inside you with a loud groan. you collapsed as soon as he pulled out and ted immediately helped you to the bathroom, leaving schlatt to catch his breath.

once you were cleaned up, ted helped you find and change into some comfortable pjs and led you to schlatt's bed that they had decided beforehand you would all share tonight. he made sure you were settled with everything you could possibly need before returning to the living room to find schlatt staring at the ceiling.

"c'mon, man, come lay in bed with us," ted offered.

"it's my bed, asshole. don't invite me to my own bed," schlatt retorted.

"wouldn't be the first time," the older man chuckled before shaking his head and heading back to where you were resting.

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yourleastfavoritesimp · 2 months ago

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schlatt is a mouth/boob guy

Ted is a pussy guy

Charlie is a ass guy

Thank you for coming to my ted talk (⌒‐⌒)

#Idkkkk #Really badly been thinking about ted eating me out :(((#jschlatt #schlatt #schlatt x reader #schlatt x y/n #schlatt x you #schlatt smut #ted nivison #jschlatt x y/n #jschlatt smut #ted nivision x reader #ted nivison smut #ted nivison x reader #charlie slimecicle #charlie slimesicle x reader #slimecicle x reader #Slimecicle #Slimecicle shut

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obsessivestar · 5 months ago

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I AM ON MY FUCKING KNEES

#ted nivison #chuckle sandwhich #jschlatt #ted nivison smut

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laambfuzz · 26 days ago

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ted idea.. hear me out

fake dating where ted asks you to act like his partner while visiting his parents place, because he told them for months on end he had a gf and now they finally want to meet her.

you agree, who wouldn’t.. yada yada.

main plot point i’m thinking of is being in his bedroom after meeting the parents, and when you’re both going to sleep. or so you thought.

as you’re scrolling through twitter for a nightly scroll before sleeping, ted kneels in front of you, moving your phone and kissing you. you reciprocate obviously, but pull back and ask him what he’s doing. there’s nobody around, there’s no acting to do.

but he’s murmuring excuses against your lips, moustache rubbing against your neck as he peppers kisses trying to find your sweet spot. mumbling something about how ‘it’s just practice, that’s all’

it’s a shit excuse but you don’t care, because the make out that ensues is heavenly.

lowk want to write this does anyone want it..

#i’m thinking…#so much. so SO much #ted nivison x reader #ted nivison x you #ted nivison smut

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teddynivvy · 5 months ago

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kinktober day 15 - hate fucking with ted nivison

warnings: you and ted are exes, smoking, afab!reader

seeing ted across the crowded room at one of schlatt's parties was not particularly surprising, given that you still had tons of mutual friends, and refused to miss a good party. when you spotted him though, you held eye contact, watching his eyes fall up and down your body before he went back to flirting with the girl in front of him. you rolled your eyes, grabbing your solo cup off the counter, before heading outside to the patio.

the air was cold, given it was mid-october, and the smoke you pulled from your cigarette blew into the wind. your nipples were showing through your tight t-shirt, and you barely looked up when you heard the patio door open and shut behind you. it wasn't until you felt his presence that you realized it was ted, reaching for the cigarette between your fingers. "why are you here?" you asked, yanking it back from him, and putting it between your lips. you leaned on the railing, noticing his presence above you, as he blew the smoke out. "why wouldn't i be here? schlatt's my best friend, if you remember."

you scoffed at him before handing him the rest of the cig, pushing past to go into the crowded apartment. "well, have fun with your new toy over there," you motioned to the girl ted had left in the corner, staring down into her drink. "seems you moved on."

you felt ted's hand around your wrist, pulling you towards him. "can we talk about this somewhere else? before you piss me off?" ted rarely got mad, hardly even annoyed, so you were a little surprised at his tone.

he pulled you up the stairs into schlatt's bedroom, closing the door behind him. he had a rather imposing presence, as you felt the backs of your knees hit the soft mattress below you. "what do you want, ted? you broke up with me, remember..." you sighed, looking up at him. his large hand came down to cup your face, before pulling you in for an aggressive kiss. you pulled away immediately, your hand coming to his chest to push him away. "fuck you," you spat. "leave me alone. i fucking hate you."

the way you were looking at him only made him more brazen, as his lips crashed into yours. the sweet taste of cigarettes and tequila felt like home, as you let it get the better of you and collapsed onto the mattress. within seconds, your clothes were in a heap on the floor, your ankles hooked around ted's waist as he pawed at the flesh of your ass.

"i thought you hated me," he laughed, positioning his cock at your ready entrance. you rolled your eyes, laughing to yourself, before pressing your foreheads together. "i fucking do, you're the worst," you laughed, before a pathetic whimper left your lips. his cock filled you up in the most perfect way, as he latched onto the side of your neck to suck a deep purple hickey into the sensitive skin there.

"oh, god," you breathed out, trying to fight the orgasm that was building quickly. one thing about ted was that he always knew the exact right spot to rut against you so that your clit was getting the perfect amount of friction, leading you immediately to the most perfect orgasms. a sharp sting of his ringed hand on your ass made you yelp, his chain dangling in your face, as he looked down at you. you could still make out his soft brown eyes in the dim light, pink lips that you missed kissing, and it almost made you miss him.

"can i come in you?" he asked, softly, before kissing the soft underside of your jaw. your eyes were hazy, orgasm coming quickly, and you couldn't help but yearn to feel him fill you up one more time. "y-yeah, fuck, just don't stop doing that. please." you kept him close in as he kept his punishing pace, your climax coming at the same time as his, while your lips connected in a passionate kiss. your hands found his hair, tugging on it lightly as you moaned his name into his mouth over and over, feeling his warm cum spill inside of you.

while you came down together and caught your breath, you didn't know what to do. the man that had broken your heart only a few months prior laid next to you, soft pink cheeks and the same goofy smile you fell in love with, and you felt conflicted. when his warm brown eyes met yours, and he interlocked his fingers with yours once more, you felt yourself smile. "do you still hate me?" a giggle escaped your lips. "a little. we might have to do that a few more times."

#chuckle sandwich x reader #chuckle sandwich fanfiction #ted nivison x reader #ted nivison fanfiction #ted nivison smut #nat writes #natalie's kinktober fuckfest

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