#Ted nivison smut

[squinch-depraved]

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✦jschlatt:

the one that started it all

sitting on his lap

short but sweet

i could totally see him waking you up like this

he would absolutely film this you can't convince me otherwise

unpaid intern schlatt 1

unpaid intern schlatt 2

✦ted nivison

him holding you in his lap and playing with you

making him eat you out while you read

just kinda grabbing him

bathroom sex

ted and his stupid little apple watch

✦charlie slimecicle

lazy sex with charlie

slow and romantic

pounding up into you from behind

holy fuck this one is so perfect

you cannot tell me he wouldn't be into this

teasing you

jerking him off like this>>>

✦cooper cscoop

cooper links coming soon !!

✦hasan piker/hasanabi

bulge thread !!

[slxtmeri]

Chucklers after you get back from a long trip. Them just welcoming you back and all the things they would get or do for you, sfw and nsfw... just an idea I've had on my mind...

ANON I LOVE YOU THIS IDEA TYSM

ted

sfw

♡ as soon as he sees you when you come home, he's running up to you and giving you the biggest hug oml. hands are around your waist, lifting you up, not wanting to let go. (and he doesn't, for at least a good minute or two).

♡ kisses all over your face and neck until you're blushing and giggling, squealing for him to stop

♡ carries all your luggage and REFUSES to let you help with any

"nope, nope, put that down. i can handle this stuff, baby! let me help you, love."

♡ constantly touching you, hand on your waist, arm around your shoulder, holding your hand. he missed you so much while you were gone

nsfw

♡ as soon as your stuff is inside, he carries you to the bedroom, your legs wrapped around his waist

♡ he lays you down on the bed, still kissing you. his mouth trails lower, and lower, until his head is settled between your legs

♡ eats you out like it's his last meal, your hands gripping his hair motivate him to keep going

♡ makes you come undone several times, until tears of pleasure are pricking at your eyes and you're too fucked out to form a coherent sentence.

♡ cuddles you until you both fall asleep. expect him to fuck you senseless the next day

schlatt

sfw

♡ picks you up from the airport and twirls you around until you're both dizzy.

♡ can't stop smiling. there's a shit eating grin on his face for the next 24 hours at LEAST

♡ doesn't stop talking about how much he and the cats missed you.

♡ hand on your thigh on the drive home, rubbing comforting circles

♡ stops to get you your favorite food on the way home, he just wants to spoil you

nsfw

♡ as soon as the two of you arrive home, he's bending you over the nearest surface. whether it be the kitchen island, the couch, it doesn't matter. he's so needy for you

♡ teases you until you're wet enough to take him. then he's fucking you until you can't stand

♡ praises you so so much more than usual.

"fuck, baby. you're so perfect for me, hmm? letting daddy fuck you as soon as you get back. my sweet baby."

♡ takes a bath with you afterwards. cleans you up all nice then carries you to bed <3

charlie

sfw

♡ gets so excited when he sees you, he hugs you so tight you have to tell him to calm down

"charlie, i missed you too. can barely breathe, baby."

"shit... sorry sweetheart, i just missed you a lot."

♡ as soon as you get home he's giving you presents that he bought for your return. probably orders your favorite takeout, too.

♡ repeats how much he missed you, how he wishes you were there for the things he did whil you were away

♡ asks for any and all photos you took during your trip

nsfw

♡ he practically drags you to the bedroom after you two finish eating

♡ begs for you, saying how much he needed you

"s'been too long, baby. please let me fuck you, please."

♡ hickeys all over your neck. he's not even thinking about how you two have to meet up with friends the next day

♡ you end up riding him, rolling your eyes at the friction you havent had since before you left

♡ once you get too tired, he's gripping your hips and fucking up into you.

"that's it, baby. so so good, my love, fuck."

♡ stays inside you for a few minutes, hugging you, savoring your time together.

♡ picks you up and carries you to the shower, cleaning you up before bringing you to the couch for a nice long movie

a/n: holy shit i got carried away. the brainrot is real 😭 anyways ily anon, enjoy!!!

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 2

one bed trope

let's go

schlatt

jokes about taking the bed and you taking the couch, but overall wants to share the bed “for comfort’s sake toots”

very upset about it (or so you think)

tries to stay a respectful distance from you

dreams about you nonstop in more and more lewd ways. wakes up in the middle of the night with a b o n e r i tell you what

he had to fix that shit NEOW 

hopes you wont wake up while he’s desecrating the close friendship you two have built on trust

aka, jerking off next to his crush and best friend while in bed with them after dreaming about fucking them

gets VERY scared and insecure when you wake up and catch him, ready to flee

ted (im realizing i am not a ted writer)

offers to take the couch

you say you’d rather have him lay with you than sit in the cuck chair all night, his spine would be ruined and mess up his attitude for the next day of shooting

doesn’t take all that much convincing 

offers his arm for you to cuddle him if you wanted

also one to dream of you while trying not to think about how close and warm and pretty much perfect you are, pressed right up to his side

you wake up in the morning with ted spooning you and with something uncomfortably poking your ass

ted doesnt seem to be awake yet so you test a theory by rubbing yourself against him

he moans out your name among choruses of swears as he finally cums his pants

you can feel the wet patch but dont want to clean up before he wakes and has to deal with the fact that he did that

read: fuck you how he did in his dream

charlie

insists on taking the couch

i mean INSISTS

you have to drag him to the bed

you dont give him a chance at distancing from you, pulling him into a cuddling position

“cuddle me char-char” you say in an overly innocent tone

he finally sinks into the embrace and rests his eyes for the night, still nervous about what might happen

he’s had naughty dreams about you before and just prayed that it wouldnt happen tonight

you wake up and notice your hand drifted south to charlie’s hard cock

when you realize, you give a couple experimental strokes which were greeted by him humping your hand and his pretty little whimpers 

you make a hard decision (to wake him up to you sucking him off or you riding him)

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[schlattsdoll]

How would poly!tedschlatt react to reader being especially bratty 🙏

minors dni

WE'RE SO BACK BOYS

ok, so, schlatt (as a fellow brat), is kinda okay with it. he'll punish you but overall he just knows you're trying to get a rise out of him.

schlatt's favorite punishment is probably edging or spankings but like with a belt.

ted, however, is a BRAT TAMER hardcore. he'll let you have your fun at first, but once you get too bratty for his liking, he's putting you in your place.

says things like "oh, sweetheart... you keep running that pretty little mouth of yours, let's put it to better use huh?"

when you're bratty to BOTH of them? RIP to you babes.

you wind up in one of their beds, legs spread with a vibrator tied to you while they have fun watching you become an overstimulated mess.

"wanted to be a fuckin' brat, couldn't wait f'us to finish filming doll? don't worry, we're gonna make damn sure you're fuckin' screaming for us."

[obsessivestar]

ted and schlatt going at u from both sides while praising and degrading you … like schlatt is a hard mean dom and ted is sweet nd soft?? like an angel/devil on ur shoulder situation

! Kinktober Request !

Heavy NSFW under the cut ♡

It started as an inside joke. You were close with Ted and Schlatt, hailed as 'one of the guys' with just how close you were. You'd all make jokes about ending in bed together or waking up next to each other drunk. It was just a joke. An odd, inside joke.

Until one stormy sleepover where you all got way too drunk.

The power went out after being way too many shots in. You could barely see what you guys were doing and were far too drunk to reset the breaker, so you all stopped drinking to ride it out. You were all feeling a little dizzy, but not incoherent in anyway. You sat down and leaned your head back to relax, feeling Ted sit next to you first to make sure you were okay. He had this big, stupid smile on his face, so you started laughing, drunkenly taking his face into your hands as you laugh. Schlatt sat down next to you and you felt his hand on your thigh. Next thing you know, Ted's tongue is down your throat and Schlatt's hand has nearly ripped your shorts open to slip into your panties.

With clothes sprawled all over the living room, save for Schlatt's shirt, you were sandwiched between the boys like you were always meant to be. Ted's hands are exploring your bare body, your breasts already in his hands as his tongue explored your mouth in a sloppy kiss. Schlatt is pressed up behind you, stroking his thick length behind you with one hand while flicking his fingers along your sensitive bud with the other, whispering and growling into your ear.

"You been waitin' for this, eh? You been waitin'? Gettin' wet between us, toots? Don't you fucking cum. Don't you fucking dare cum, y'hear me? Stay like this, stay just like this, yeahhh..."

Ted broke away fron the kiss to watch you squirm from Schlatt's touch, chuckling lowly, almost mockingly so, watching you try to quiet your needy moans. He didn't think he'd enjoy watching another man touch you. Maybe it was the alcohol, maybe it was how horny he was, but he thought this was beautiful, you were beautiful.

"That feel good, baby? That feel good? Let it out, baby. Mhmm, I know, I can hear it. Fuck, I want to feel you. Your pussy looks fucking soaked, baby.."

"Yeah? You can have her cunt, I want that fuckin' face. Stupid fuckin' face."

"Deal.."

You didn't have the energy to protest, not that you wanted to. You let them pull back and move you around so you were on all fours on the couch, feeling Schlatt lightly smack the tip of his cock against your cheek and Ted grabbing your waist from behind. He slipped into your soaked entrance so smoothly, you opened your mouth to moan out just to feel Schlatt shove his length into your mouth to shut you up. You were helpess between them, but fuck did you want it more than anything.

"'Bout fuckin' time we stuffed this bitch. Fuckin' annoying.."

"Ffffuck, she's so tight, fuckin' nice.."

If you all weren't so drunk, you probably would've wanted them to take it easy, but they didn't. Ted was pulling you into every single one of his harsh thrusts, while Schlatt was absolutely pounding into your throat, his lower abdomen continously rubbing against the tip of your nose. Ted's cock rubbed your tight walls with every stroke inside of you, fucking you relentlessly to try and hear your beautiful voice moan out, but Schlatt wanted to shut you up and make you choke. He grabbed a fistful of your hair to keep you steady so he could fuck your mouth swiftly yet roughly. His tip rubbed against your tonsils over and over, a growly grunt leaving his throat whenever you started to use your tongue. He was forcing you to make those gagging noises you always hear in porno's, then again, they're fucking you like it's a porno. Knowing your body is fully under their control, knowing they get to use you freely for as long as they want, it made you so fucking horny and desperate for more.

"Easy on her, Schlatt. Easy.."

"Nah, she can fuckin' take it. Look at her, she loves chokin' on me. Fuckin' whore likes being used. Bet all those jokes were a fuckin' cover."

"Yeah, she looks real pretty. Real fuckin' pretty. You're doing so good, baby.."

All you can do is whimper and moan for them, trying to move your head against Schlatt's length while pushing your hips back against Ted's, starting to feel their lengths throb inside you. Your entire body was surging with pleasure, more and more excitement building up when you knew they could fill you up any minute. You reached down to flick your fingers along your clit to urge your own release, hearing a mocking laugh from Schlatt.

"You fuckin' touchin' yourself down there? Desperate fuckin' whore? You love us usin' you like this?"

"Go ahead, baby, you sound so beautiful. You need to cum, baby? Mmm? You gonna cum for us?"

"Think we should let her?"

"Mm, she's been a good girl, hasn't fought us at all..."

"Not that she could.."

You roll your eyes back and close them when you feel Schlatt's cock twitch inside your throat, moaning against his shaft to urge his desperate release. Ted was the first to finish, moaning out softly as his thrusts became sloppier, spilling his hot seed deep into your entrance. Hearing his needy moans and feeling his release spill into you triggers your own release, your moans becoming louder and louder against Schlatt's shaft until you're silenced by his cock getting shoved deep into your throat, his own hot semen spilling into your mouth, the salty essence alone making you gag a little more against him.

"Good girl, baby. Good fucking girl.."

"Look at me. Swallow it. Swallow it, you fucking bitch..."

Your whole body shivers, but you do as you're told, opening your eyes to gaze up at Schlatt as you swallow his seed. You're sure Ted and Schlatt's desires have finally been sated, you know yours are.

Guess it wasn't much of a joke after all.

[pequins]

since they did character.ai bots do u think the next stop is reading fanfic .. do u think tucker has seen the horrifying things we post on here ..

[teddynivvy]

kinktober day 15 - hate fucking with ted nivison

warnings: you and ted are exes, smoking, afab!reader

seeing ted across the crowded room at one of schlatt's parties was not particularly surprising, given that you still had tons of mutual friends, and refused to miss a good party. when you spotted him though, you held eye contact, watching his eyes fall up and down your body before he went back to flirting with the girl in front of him. you rolled your eyes, grabbing your solo cup off the counter, before heading outside to the patio.

the air was cold, given it was mid-october, and the smoke you pulled from your cigarette blew into the wind. your nipples were showing through your tight t-shirt, and you barely looked up when you heard the patio door open and shut behind you. it wasn't until you felt his presence that you realized it was ted, reaching for the cigarette between your fingers. "why are you here?" you asked, yanking it back from him, and putting it between your lips. you leaned on the railing, noticing his presence above you, as he blew the smoke out. "why wouldn't i be here? schlatt's my best friend, if you remember."

you scoffed at him before handing him the rest of the cig, pushing past to go into the crowded apartment. "well, have fun with your new toy over there," you motioned to the girl ted had left in the corner, staring down into her drink. "seems you moved on."

you felt ted's hand around your wrist, pulling you towards him. "can we talk about this somewhere else? before you piss me off?" ted rarely got mad, hardly even annoyed, so you were a little surprised at his tone.

he pulled you up the stairs into schlatt's bedroom, closing the door behind him. he had a rather imposing presence, as you felt the backs of your knees hit the soft mattress below you. "what do you want, ted? you broke up with me, remember..." you sighed, looking up at him. his large hand came down to cup your face, before pulling you in for an aggressive kiss. you pulled away immediately, your hand coming to his chest to push him away. "fuck you," you spat. "leave me alone. i fucking hate you."

the way you were looking at him only made him more brazen, as his lips crashed into yours. the sweet taste of cigarettes and tequila felt like home, as you let it get the better of you and collapsed onto the mattress. within seconds, your clothes were in a heap on the floor, your ankles hooked around ted's waist as he pawed at the flesh of your ass.

"i thought you hated me," he laughed, positioning his cock at your ready entrance. you rolled your eyes, laughing to yourself, before pressing your foreheads together. "i fucking do, you're the worst," you laughed, before a pathetic whimper left your lips. his cock filled you up in the most perfect way, as he latched onto the side of your neck to suck a deep purple hickey into the sensitive skin there.

"oh, god," you breathed out, trying to fight the orgasm that was building quickly. one thing about ted was that he always knew the exact right spot to rut against you so that your clit was getting the perfect amount of friction, leading you immediately to the most perfect orgasms. a sharp sting of his ringed hand on your ass made you yelp, his chain dangling in your face, as he looked down at you. you could still make out his soft brown eyes in the dim light, pink lips that you missed kissing, and it almost made you miss him.

"can i come in you?" he asked, softly, before kissing the soft underside of your jaw. your eyes were hazy, orgasm coming quickly, and you couldn't help but yearn to feel him fill you up one more time. "y-yeah, fuck, just don't stop doing that. please." you kept him close in as he kept his punishing pace, your climax coming at the same time as his, while your lips connected in a passionate kiss. your hands found his hair, tugging on it lightly as you moaned his name into his mouth over and over, feeling his warm cum spill inside of you.

while you came down together and caught your breath, you didn't know what to do. the man that had broken your heart only a few months prior laid next to you, soft pink cheeks and the same goofy smile you fell in love with, and you felt conflicted. when his warm brown eyes met yours, and he interlocked his fingers with yours once more, you felt yourself smile. "do you still hate me?" a giggle escaped your lips. "a little. we might have to do that a few more times."

[str4wberry-t00th-anon]

i was born in the right generation

i love reading smut, hitting my penjamin, and blasting spotify

[starlanes]

can you imaGINE being ted’s high school girlfriend and losing your virginity to him in that car and then having to drive it for the next like 5 years 😭😭😭 -🪩

him being sooo embarrassed his truck being the first place you had sex and bringing it up every so often on rides

“remember when you-”

“yes, i was there.”

“and then you-”

“yes.”

“i really would’ve thought you could’ve waited till we got to your house.”

“you pounced on me.”

[exactlymaximumgarden]

literally anything smutty about ted I beg

nsfw under the cut.

one of your favorite things about ted's "fashion era" was the jewelry. and you made sure to let him know, both outright and in more subtle ways. and of course ted noticed. how could he not? the way your eyes would transfix on his hands whenever he talked, the silver of his countless rings glinting in the light. the way you'd see him wearing a new chain or pendant, instantly rushing up to him to toy with it between your fingers.

he knew how much you loved his jewelry, and he eventually grew to love it even more than before.

so naturally ted knew you would enjoy it when his large hands slipped underneath your top in the heat of a passionate makeout session, the array of bracelets adorning his wrists clinking together as he discarded each item of your clothing one by one, his palms roving across your flesh as if he was a man starved.

ted knew he would drive you wild as he pumped his fingers in and out of you, each finger he used drenched in your slick. the more you pleaded, "more, teddy, more," and the more he gave in, the more the evidence of your arousal eventually coated his rings. he knew you could feel them the deeper and faster he fingered you judged by the faint little gasps that escaped you each time the frigid metal came into contact with you. at this, he briefly slowed his motions, searching for your gaze with a questioning look.

"you okay?" he silently asked as soon as you made eye contact. it took you a moment to return to reality from your blissful haze, but once you gave him a vigorous nod, that mischievous smirk you know all too well instantly graced his kiss-swollen lips, and his ministrations resumed while the silver from the rings shone with clear signs of the pleasure he was giving you.

and of course ted knew you would go stir crazy when he had you pinned beneath him in missionary, his necklaces dangling downward and hovering just above your nose as he pounded his cock relentlessly into you. and as the two of you rapidly approached your highs, he just knew that, as his hips sputtered in the midst of his orgasm, the slight jerk of his chain above your agape jaw would grab your attention immediately as your walls pulsed around him.

safe to say he would be accessorizing with jewelry way more often.

[squinch-depraved]

drinking games but taking edibles/parts of edibles instead

tedschlattreader gamenight? ted and schlatt ganging up on reader to make sure they get highest and take advantage of the situation

this came to me in a dream ☝️

ollie ur actually a fucking genius im gonna kiss u

CW: cnc/dubcon, intox

it was supposed to be a chill evening, you thought. playing games with your best friends was a weekly occurrence online, but the trip you and ted had taken to visit schlatt in new york for a while made the dynamics a lot different. for one thing, it was a lot harder to shit talk them when they were right in front of you. you never thought about how much bigger they were than you, but it was impossible to ignore now that you were around them for a week straight.

shaking off the thoughts you had about the size difference and how it made your stomach churn, you settled down onto your designated spot on the couch. you expected them to take their usual seats on either side of you, and they did after a few minutes of leaving you waiting. but they didn't come empty handed, and it was foolish of you to think they would.

they set a bunch of food items on the coffee table, arranging a spread that was beginning to look like a buffet. inspecting the labels carefully told you that every single item was an edible, and the realization earned a soft gasp from you.

"what the fuck are you guys planning?" you asked accusatorily. schlatt snorted and left the explanation up to the older man.

"we're going to play board games, like we usually do every week," ted started. "but instead of us taking shots or whatever when we lose, like we usually do, whoever lost the round has to pick one edible and either eat the whole thing or take a large bite, depending on the item. does that sound fair?" he glanced at you as he straightened up the countless gummies.

"jesus, how much did you spend on this shit??" you breathed, ignoring his question. ted didn't like being ignored, though, so he placed a large hand on your thigh and gripped it lightly but firmly.

"doesn't matter. i asked you a question. does that sound fair?" ted replied sternly. you nodded, unsure of why they were acting so different.

"don't act like you're the one who paid for this shit," schlatt mumbled as he sank back into the couch.

you giggled and relaxed as well, resting your head on his shoulder as ted went to grab the games. surprisingly, you felt pretty confident that you would be able to make it through the night with ease- you smoked a lot more than either of them, and that made you sure you would be fine, regardless of how many edibles you would end up taking.

but you were nothing if not a stupid, naive little slut.

it wasn't long before their plan became glaringly obvious: gang up on you to get you as far gone as possible. you were taking a gummy every ten minutes, and you had gone through at least two brownies by now.

"you guys are actually fucking evil," you muttered as you rocked back and forth on the floor. "what the fuck did i do to deserve this?" you asked them from your spot on the floor across the coffee table. you had eaten enough of the food that there was a good space for you guys to play a tabletop game now, and they had stopped trying to hide the fact that they were teaming up on you and were showing each other the cards they had so that they could maximize your punishments.

"nono, play that one, 'cuz i've got this, see?" ted murmured, pointing to something in his fanned out stack. schlatt nodded in understanding and plopped something on the table with a shit eating grin.

"take another one. we win," he bragged. you just hung your head in your hands and sighed deeply.

"fuck it," you whispered as you polished off a cookie the size of your hand. after finishing it, you clambered onto the couch and flopped face down, higher than you had ever been and desperate for some stability.

you heard ted and schlatt snicker before the older man joked, "look, dude it worked, she's already face down, ass up for us."

his words stirred you from your haze and you turned to face them, cheeks burning at how they looked at you.

"she's always ready for us, ted. our own personal little slut to share between us, she can't fuckin' help herself from showin' us her pretty little backside," schlatt teased cruelly, eyes locked on yours. you let out a strangled moan and buried your face back into the soft cushion, trying miserably to hide how turned on you were.

but they knew. they always know, it's their job to know. to take care of you when you get like this, to make you feel so good you can't speak. and you always let them. it's not like this would be any different because they got you belligerently high. if anything, it would make things much more pleasurable.

so when schlatt came up behind you and pulled off your bottoms, and ted pulled your head up by your hair so he could make out with you? of course you did nothing to stop them (how could you?). you let them manhandle you until you were nude on schlatt's clothed lap and ted stood up on his knees next to you, unbuckling his pants.

"dude, let me get her on my cock before you shove that thing down her throat," schlatt scoffed when the older man pulled out his length and scooted closer to you.

ted shoved him roughly, using one hand to keep you steady so he could slide his tip into your mouth. "shut the fuck up," he growled hungrily. schlatt whined angrily and watched as ted entered your throat inch by inch, admiring the bulge visible on your neck whenever he fucked deep into your face.

eventually, ted pulled out, smiling at the way you gasped and heaved, and gestured for schlatt to position you on his shaft, which he had brought out and was stroking at this point. he did so excitedly, groaning as you slid all the way down it before beginning to pump into you at a fast pace.

"easy, man, she's super high," ted warned him. schlatt just huffed and continued, picking you up and slamming you down onto him for a few minutes while ted watched and pumped himself in his fist. you were a wreck, wailing and moaning like they had never heard you before. your head lolled back after a bit, eyes rolling back into your head and fluttering closed as you sat there and took everything he was giving you.

soon, ted tapped him and signaled for him to help move you onto your hands and knees. it took a bit for them to get you propped up enough to be of any use, but once they did, they traded places. schlatt took your mouth, grabbing a fistful of your hair to use as leverage, and ted rammed into you from the back, harshly spanking you every now and then.

"fuck, she looks so pretty like this, doesn't she?" ted asked breathlessly.

"mm. looks like a slut," schlatt chided as he gripped your hair tighter. you whimpered for him and did your best to hold yourself up, but your legs were getting shaky, and you were about to cum for the third time.

"c'mere," ted leaned in, taking the back of schlatt's head and guiding it so they were locked in a sloppy kiss above you. the pressure of them leaning on you to be able to reach each other like that forced ted deeper into you, and you clenched around his cock as you sobbed through your orgasm.

you wished so desperately that you could see them making out above you, they knew how turned on it made you and it was truly malicious to deny you the simple pleasure of seeing them kiss.

ted pulled away and used his thumb to wipe the string of saliva that kept them connected from schlatt's lips. "i'm close," he grunted, thrusts intensifying until he finally slammed into you one last time and spilled inside you.

"my turn, move," schlatt grumbled as he withdrew from your mouth and shuffled to take ted's spot. a bit of cum leaked from your hole when ted pulled out and schlatt was quick to collect it on one finger and swipe it into his mouth. he moaned at the taste as he slid into you with ease and started pounding you relentlessly. his eyes screwed shut and he tilted his head back, letting the feeling of your pussy and his best friend's cum coating his dick take over him.

soon he was gripping your hips so hard bruises were beginning to form, and ted watched through lidded eyes as the younger man finally finished deep inside you with a loud groan. you collapsed as soon as he pulled out and ted immediately helped you to the bathroom, leaving schlatt to catch his breath.

once you were cleaned up, ted helped you find and change into some comfortable pjs and led you to schlatt's bed that they had decided beforehand you would all share tonight. he made sure you were settled with everything you could possibly need before returning to the living room to find schlatt staring at the ceiling.

"c'mon, man, come lay in bed with us," ted offered.

"it's my bed, asshole. don't invite me to my own bed," schlatt retorted.

"wouldn't be the first time," the older man chuckled before shaking his head and heading back to where you were resting.

[e1izaaxkles]

Thinking about Schlatt stuffing his cock down my throat while him and Ted film a chuckle sandwich episode, Ted having no idea that I’m under Schlatt’s desk, Schlatt shifting in his seat just to stuff his cock further down my throat.

[cathers-world]

Jshlatt is an everything guy

Ted is a thigh guy

Charlie is a thigh guy

George is a tits and ass guy

Quackity is a tits and thigh guy

[anotherfcknschlattsimp]

Kinktober Day 4

oral fixation

small headcanons, very lame, but the blurbs are gonna make up for it i pinky promise

let's go

schlatt

very unsure what to do

y’want some booze?

You did not want some booze, you wanted him

pants off, cock out, hand in your hair to use your mouth and keep it busy

aye aye cap’n

ted

gives you a dab pen instead

overall just trying to replace nic with thc

and then one day both your pens are charging and the craving HIT and you have only two things on your mind

drugs, and ted’s cock

but since your drugs were otherwise engaged, you were setting your sights on your gorgeous boyfriend’s libido

better hope he can last at least until your cravings subside, but preferably the whole 1-3 hours they take to fully charge

charlie

he doesnt realize that the oral fixation could be naughty at first

just getting you plenty of lollipops and gum and such

until one day you’re like “charlie, baby,,, *please* let me suck you off”

he’s flabbergasted

too nervous to tell you that you can use him whenever you need

so one night when the candy and mock vapes arent working, you decide to take initiative and drop to your knees to take his pants off for him and mouth over his bulge

charlie was so confused but so turned on and excited

but little did he know, your cravings were at an all time high today and you were not letting him get away until you were done and content, the crying only made him cuter

(god i love making charlie a lil crying bitch in all my works)

[schlattsdoll]

A request... Let's see, maybe poly!tedschlatt trying double penetration for the first time with their girlfriend? I have had thoughts of poly!tedschlatt for days now

not me getting to this a month later

minors dni

fem! reader

when you approached your boys with that idea, they were ecstatic (maybe more schlatt than ted) to try something new with you. that night they were oh so very doting to you, making sure you were actually ready to try that.

"juuust like that sweetheart, wanna make sure you're all ready f' us..." ted smirked as he played with you, warming you up. you were in his lap, his fingers exploring your cunt while jay was on his stomach in front of you two, slowly licking a stripe from hole to hole, adding his own fingers occasionally. "fuck doll, you taste so sweet..."

when they decide you're ready, ted takes your pussy while schlatt takes your ass (hes been waiting for this moment.). they lose their fucking mind when they realized they can feel each other. "s'much better than takin' her to paris huh teddy?"

[obsessivestar]

Ok uhh I don't think I'm gonna have anything planned for kinktober

Mostly because I've never done anything like that before and I'm intimidated lmao

BUT if y'all have some ideas for Ted and/or/with Schlatt (oooh), send em' my way through my asks and I'll try my best to write a quickie

A quickie that'll probably be like 3k words LMAO

:3 mwehehe