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I think you're expecting more than I'm capable of
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😂😂😂😂 Now I need both of these things to happen.
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They could be the enemy, or they could be your new best friend.
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Ok, so, Shag, Scoob, and the Undertaker are all believed to be dead,
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–after careening down a waterfall… stuck inside a sandwich truck… which exploded at the bottom in a huge fireball.
The rest of the gang’s reaction to seeing this is, as you would expect…
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…a vague mix of mild concern and general apathy.
Daphne at least seems somewhat worried, but Velma?
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Velma has the expression you get when Starbucks tells you “Sorry, we’re all out of caramel syrup.”
“Oh. Hm. Too bad. Sugar-free vanilla, please.”
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It’s truly a tragic–…
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…is…
…is that one of the biggest wrestling legends of all time… animated carrying a guy and talking dog… up the side of a waterfall…
…using a lasso made of hot dogs?
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…yes. Yes it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, I ask you: why did this movie not win Best Picture at the 2016 Oscars?
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Thank your healers- they’re very very tired.
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