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pequins · 7 months ago

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all of chuckle sandwich is packing, all of em. thick and meaty as fuck. 7 inches, 5 inch girth, bends to the left with a large vein on the underside. thx.

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lesbylertruther · 10 months ago

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another rant (TW su!c!de mentioned)

i hate mike's parents for ignoring the OBVIOUS signs/calls for help that mike was giving in season 2. the graffiti, the cursing out, etc. he is a traumatized child and he went through so much and they just gloss over it and punish him for it?! it pisses me off. he literally jumped of a cliff (not that they know that but come on there are SO many signs that point to mike having suicidal tendencies)! i wish his parents were more attentive to these things with him. karen is, a bit more than ted, but they still kind of suck as parents.

in st5, i need someone (literally anyone atp) to acknowledge mike's trauma.

#mike wheeler #stranger things #i HATE ted and karen #especially ted #ollister’s rambles #byler #< target audience #<3

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clericallyinsane · 1 month ago

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guys i can't do this everyone's behaving like they're sims characters

#especially ted #ella's liveblogging

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fishymom-art · 2 months ago

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2024 was the gayest year ever without it being actually gay

#poolverine #jayvik #sonadow #stobotnik #billford #especially when it comes to old/middle-aged men. those fictional generation x and millennials just kept losing.#also #radioapple #how did you get here #and why did you get here #and of course #huskerdust #the doomed loser yaoi ever #halman #ted x am #for this blog specifically

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cubezart · 2 months ago

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I Depend On You

#🐟 my art #theyre so normal and healthy and good for eacjother (lying)#obsessed with their fucked up complicated relationship idk .#putting them in a jar n shaking it around #two really messed up affection starved people using the other to fill their personal voids #but theres an unwilling attachment there that neither will unpack or do anything with #like. they need eachother bc screwing around w/ eachother temporarily fills that void but they wont allow themselves #to be emotionally intimate or vulnerable with eachother really (most especially ted wont)#they wont allow to be anything more than eachothers tools so they wont really unpack just how dependent they are on eachother #but they are. so dependent #im explaining this badly but i hope u get it #hatchetfield #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #charlotte sweetly #ted spankoffski #tedchar #not sure if i should ship tag this bc its specifically an unhealthy portrayal #ill remove it if anyone asks i guess #eyestrain #neon colors

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gelarshiesprofruitboarder · 4 months ago

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THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM

source!!

#i just watched like way too many like. audition??? tapes????? and interviews and shit i might post some clips idk about tumblrs video limit #i find it so funny this was for nickelodeon like. well i mewn its a family friendly movie but its not FOR KIDS especially the 2nd one #theres some. fun stuff. in both of em more so in the 2nd so its funny theyre being edvertised there tho id unno is nickelodeon even 4 kids #i dont know shit about nickelodeon let alone how it was in the. early 90s. so. shrugs #gif #bill and ted #bill and teds bogus journey #bill s preston esquire #ted theodore logan #have i posted this gif b4 i know i had it but idk of i posted it if i did then. sorry

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hot-stuff97 · 1 month ago

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I'm sorry, but I need either Kathryn or Aubrey to confirm that Rio (Who's name translates to something akin to "river of life") called Agatha "Mi Vida" (my life) atleast once in her life- let me have this one thing, please 🥺

#aaa #agatha all along #rio vidal #agatha harkness #agathario #agatha x rio #kathryn hahn #aubrey plaza #character headcanons #sort of #Rio calling Agatha every Spanish endearment term in the book is something i live for #But especially mi vida #The irony of Rio's name is not lost of me #Kitty Rambles #ty for coming to my ted talk

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welcometogrouchland · 30 days ago

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my Stephanie Brown hot take is that she should get mad bitches now that she's single in comics. Yes yes shipping BUT the one time she had sex she was punished by the narrative via teen pregnancy. I think she should be allowed to have as much sex as she wants with zero consequences. Could be a lot of sex, could be a little. Point is she should get to do it without getting narratively baby trapped this time. she should get them pregnant, actually.

#ramblings of a lunatic #dc comics #dc #stephanie brown #this is a joke post but it also. isn't #like. i understand that what I'm asking for is a very slippery slope especially in the hands of the average comic writers (hates women sm)#but consider that i think it would be neat if female characters in the batmythos had sex lives again...#babs was out here having cybersex with ted kord in the 90s! helena had sex! black canary had sex and was kinda a gotham chara back then!#cass is generally more interested in justice than in sex and i abide by that #(tho user @casscain-mainly has great meta diving into the portrayal of cass' sexuality! good read and was on the brain while typing this)#steph however? canonical sex haver and got done dirty for it #like. personally i prefer to imagine that steph having sex with dean was 100% her choice #idk man she just felt like it! she wanted to bone #and maybe there's other factors at play there- Dean is by all accounts deeply unpleasant as a person so no doubt-#-stephs chronic low self-esteem played into her choice of man here #but again i like to imagine that it was all sane and consensual (tho not safe which again. lots to ponder there-#-like ik dixon was NAWT thinking abt this at the time but Steph's mom is a nurse. a semi-absent nurse but a nurse nonetheless)#(i find it hard to believe that Steph didn't have a basic sex education. meaning it was either a freak accident she got pregnant-#-or a wildly ooc decision on her part. OR some kind of outside pressure put on her by someone/something)#(we'll never know bc dixon hates me personally)#BUT ANYWAY yeah Steph has some kind of canonical sex drive and is just. soundly punished for it #and then she's with Tim (Paragon of Male Virtue in Dixons eyes) so no sex whatsoever no no no ☝️#and she's never had a seriously considered love interest outside of Tim to ever consider having sex with #ALL THIS TO SAY. let Steph have sex again but without the narrative punishment in 2025 #if this is what it takes to get her back in bat books so be it #also she should get to hook up with some age appropriate fellow heroes. as like fun one offs #who's in her age range? blue beetle (jaime)? circuit breaker? assuming we're trying to make this canonical and (sigh) can't pull women #I'm blanking on men who aren't vaguely too old/young for steph or gay. or just awkward (i.e like. kon el. that'd just feel weird yknow?)#ANYWAY yeah. Steph Brown stud era

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ricky-mortis · 1 year ago

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Hnnnnnng… long hair Ted

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sunnibits · 4 months ago

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potentially hot take but this is a pet peeve of mine

#listen. anyone can write whatever they want and idc I don’t have to engage with it. all power to them!!!!#it’s not even an automatic click-off for me or anything #i just… why. I don’t get it #like… that’s literally one of THE most iconic traits of the entire character. of the entire concept of the SHOW even #and you’re just gonna??? get rid of it??? hello????? the entire basis that John and Arthur’s relationship is made from????????#really????????? possibly the most tender part of their relationship???????#you don’t wanna write fluff about John reading him books and describing things and guiding him????? really?????????#it’s just so boring to me. I don’t understand the appeal #like yeah obviously Arthur as himself would definitely prefer to get his sight back #but as a concept like….#something ab the whole ‘happy ending = the disabled character gets ‘fixed’’ thing just leaves a bad taste in my mouth #why do u have to fix them. why cant they just be disabled. do you think people can’t be happy and be disabled???#idk maybe it’s not that deep. and still I don’t really care that much #it’s just the vibes. I don’t vibe with it.#and I’m sure there’s some actual annoying as hell discourse in the fandom ab it which I have zero interest in engaging in #but I had to have my little petty bitch moment #bc blind Arthur is everything to me. ESPECIALLY in a jarthur context.#anyways thank u for coming to my Ted talk #malevolent #arthur lester #if anyone wants me to tag this as smth Iemme know

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pequins · 3 months ago

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this is very important.

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appropriatelystupid · 2 years ago

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That's why we've got our man, Beard, replacing Will today, as our kit-man.

#this show is perfection #and this episode was especially fun #coach beard #will the kitman #or. as he's credited on imdb:#will kitman #ted lasso

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elitetrinetrash · 25 days ago

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The heat trope is something I see often in fics but I want to talk about ruts and them being the complete opposite to heats.

Not just the classic boring way of heats making a mech needy and ruts making a mech aggressive. Heats are sometimes written as a mech’s internal temperature rising until it’s unbearable hot, even scorching to the touch.

I want to propose making ruts in opposite to that. Make the mech’s internal temperature core drop until the plating is freezing over. Make them shiver and joints lock until they’re desperate to find a warm frame in heat to hold. Shoving their popsicle spike into a forge hot valve. Fragging until the temperatures even out and they’re back to normal.

I want cold ruts and hot heats.

#thank you for coming to my Ted talk #especially imagining the elite trine #Starscream going into heat while his trinemates are in rut #he’d do anything to cool down #valveplug #elite trine #I also made this post to write popsicle spike #doing it for the jokes

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rainofthetwilight · 8 months ago

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anyway with how I've seen wyldfyre haters (somehow) still around I need everyone to look at this post

#“but she was annoying!!” so was young lloyd. “but she annoyed and pranked other people!!” so did young lloyd.#“but she was-” SO WAS YOUNG LLOYD.#but guess who you loved and obsessed over more though #like- lamoaghza ya3ni- young lloyd's actions were actually worse than wyldfyre's #and before you say “but he was just a young kid!!” so is wyldfyre. being like 3-4 years older doesn't change things #especially with how she acts younger than her age because of her being very out of touch with other humans #but just. Take a quick guess at who's called 'annoying' and 'obnoxious' more #ninjago fandom try to be normal about female characters challenge #ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago wyldfyre #ninjago young lloyd #levi's ted talks

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camgoloud · 2 years ago

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colin: i’m gay

ted, radiating youth pastor energy: you know who else played for the other team?

#is this anything? i don’t even know anymore #PLEASE DO NOT MISINTERPRET I LOVED THE TED SPEECH I REALLY AND TRULY DID #i just think. in addition to saying the exact right thing to the team and especially colin re: the importance of actively supporting others #in moments like these rather than playing neutral etc. it is also just so fucking funny and so perfectly ted that he went searching #for an analogy and immediately came up with. denver broncos fans. they’re just like gay people for real #these two things can and should both be true #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #colin hughes

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rainbow-tartt · 1 month ago

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i don't think we talk enough about how badly jamie was going through it in mom city to the point where we literally see him Faint at the thought of playing in front of his dad......... yeah

#and it's supposed to be funny????#and i know jamie isn't necessarily always Aware of how traumatised he is #especially after that conversation with roy in 3x6 #but also. like . the signs are RIGHT THERE #my guy was SUFFERING #jamie tartt #ted lasso

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