#ted lasso astrology

[fallenangelontheceiling]

Roy Kent's Astrology Chart

Based on info from the FIFA game. This might be the most fitting astrology chart for a fictional character I've seen, thanks synchronicity.

He has his Moon in Scorpio which is full of intense, enduring emotions, prone to possessiveness, a need for deep emotional connection, can't stand superficiality. And where is all this energy? Buried in the 12th house of the subconscious. 12th house moons are used to repressing their emotions and have a hard time pinning down exactly what they're feeling, they're scared if they crack open that door a flood of neediness will pour out. They are often incredibly empathetic and try to take care of others at an emotional distance (social workers, working with other people's kids, etc.)

The Moon is ruling his Cancer 8th house of sex, so that 8th house energy also ends up in the subconscious of the 12th house (“I could never be that free"). His North Node is there so part of his soul growth is to emotionally connect with others deeply (it doesn't mean just sex).

The early nurturing was interrupted in some way. This especially seems the case since he has Chiron, the wounded healer, in tight opposition to his Moon.

Aquarius Mercury square Pluto doesn’t give a fuck about pissing off authority and would rather give a stony silence than lie.

Scorpio rising at the 29* degree. Tall, dark, and handsome. Intense. Never smiles. Known for that hip thing he does during sex.

Since we keep talking about sex... Let's get to the Libra Pluto/Saturn/Mars all conjunct. Mars in 10th is a good placement for an athlete. Mars in justice loving Libra hates a bully, although they usually try not to make waves until they absolutely have to.

Now there's sooo much to be said for the Saturn/Mars conjunction so I'll try to be brief - Saturn is restraint and Mars is action, there's tension between the two energies, but once the native commits to hardwork they can become very disciplined and accomplished. This is considered the classic Man's Man aspect. (All the James Bond actors have had a Saturn-Mars aspect.) Now add in the obsessiveness of Pluto and you have a recipe for a formidable athlete. Or a serial killer? Maybe just a healthy dom kink? Regardless, this combination makes him more proactive than the typical Libra Mars.

The fact that they all trine his Sun speaks to him being a natural leader who can actually express himself well (3rd house) when he puts himself out there.

His Venus in Capricorn likes to show affection in practical and tangible ways. Much like his Scorpio Moon it will not settle for superficiality, it wants to build something real once it commits. However it can become sensitive over matters of status or reputation. Unfortunately his Venus isn't making any easy aspects. It is square the Mars/Saturn/Pluto combo which means there's tension between his romantic (Venus) and sexual (Mars) nature, as well as hesitancy to express himself (Pluto and Saturn). (This suggests someone who may’ve been romantically awkward in their youth and coasts on status.) Relationships - both platonic and romantic - won't be easy, but are absolutely necessary to mature (Saturn) and grow (Pluto).

He has his Rising, Sun, and Moon all in Fixed signs (Aquarius - Fixed Thoughts, Scorpio - Fixed Emotions), giving him a stubborn nature, resistant to change, or at least change needs to happen gradually. The Sun - Moon square speaks to conflict between his emotional needs (Scorpio - closeness, protectiveness) and ego needs (Aquarius - detached, explore life from a curious but comfortable distance), it feels like in order to satisfy one need the other must be sacrificed.

Jamie's chart is here. If you want me to do a really simplistic synastry breakdown I did notice a few interesting things. @disasterbijamietartt

[atorionsbelt]

for fun, here is a numerological study of roy kent and jamie tartt’s respective jersey numbers: 6 & 9

ROY / 6 — represents venus. a symbol of union between partners, affection, care, and humility. artistic and creative, serves humanity and a greater cause, empathy toward the weak and suffering on the positive. self righteousness, stubborn, egotistical, over-dominating on the negative.

JAMIE / 9 — represents mars. a symbol of wisdom and experience, final numeral awakening through life experience and struggles, impressive mental and spiritual lessons. forgiveness, compassion and success on the positive. arrogance and self righteousness on the negative. (phil dunster also has major mars influence as an aries!)

the atmosphere of venus is thick and dense, while that of mars is light and airy.

astrology of venus + mars:

[lokiiied]

i used to be an astrology bitch so i am 100% certified to diagnose jamie tartt with virgo sun leo moon cap rising he is self-critical, he’s honest, he’s a fast learner, he asks for advice, he listens, he takes it, he’s doing best, he wants to be better, he’s a team leader, he’s smart, his sex game is strong, he pushes himself, he remembers details, he’s got insults for everyone & every occasion, he has trust issues, he’s a bit of a prick (affectionate), his love language is words of affirmation, he’s a fashion icon, he’s a pretty boy with great hair, he has daddy issues, he’s got a heart of gold, his lifestyle is expensive, he’s brave, he wants to be loved, he wants to make his loved ones proud, he doubts himself, he’s loyal, he wants to be the best, he used to be a bully, he’s hardworking, he’s good with kids, he had a shitty childhood, he’s got a very defined facial structure, he’s rich, he’s got a childish sense of humour, he’s a good gift giver, he likes to be comfortable & still look fit, he’s not super emotional, he made his own career despite his dad, he’s intimidating but genuinely nice, he cares about his friends, he’s jamie fucking tartt.

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[lunar-years]

I think Keeley has her Moon in Libra. She fits the description perfectly.

omg. to be honest I don't really know much of anything about astrology but I looked it up and it is PERFECT for her!!

I read this webpage and...

"Libra is ruled by the planet Venus, suggesting you will have natural talents where other people are concerned. You are likely to be charming, intelligent, witty and gracious, a ready go-between. At your best,  you will have an instinctive desire to bring out the best in others, and can smooth over any difficulty in a social situation." yes, definitely definitely!!

but the part that really got me was "You may overemphasize the importance of relationships, and may feel emotionally disturbed if you don’t have someone significant in your life. You may act or think in ways that are not always for your best interest just to keep a relationship alive. Then you may then find yourself involved in situations that are disturbingly out of balance, and do not reflect your true needs.

"This can lead to all sorts of passive/aggressive behaviours, as you attempt to co-opt others, and work your will without being honest about what your real agenda is.* Your fear of being disliked or confrontational may be so strong that you fail to assert who you really are, so that you go along with situations that are not good for you."

sooooo much of that is Keeley in all the relationships we see her in, from Jamie to Roy to Jack.

*is this not her in the episode where she's telling everyone around her but roy that she's annoyed with roy? lol

[wholesomepal]

Ted Lasso zodiac signs according to my opinion:

Ted: Gemini

Coach: Aquarius

Nate: Pisces

Rebecca: Capricorn

Higgins: Virgo

Keeley: Leo

Roy: Capricorn

Jamie: Leo

Bonus:

Phoebe: Aries

Sam: Cancer

Dani: Libra

Isaac: Taurus

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[starshinesparkle]

Ted Lasso seems like a Sag moon to me

[fallenangelontheceiling]

Here's Jamie Tartt's astrology chart which absolutely no one asked for. Birth data from the wonderful @disasterbijamietartt who got it off the FIFA game (it is questionable but probably the only thing we'll get, if there's dates for other characters please lmk).

Quick Analysis -

Leo Rising - a strutting king.

Love that Sun/Mercury/Chiron mix. Libra Sun ruling his Leo rising shows he does know how to be conscientious, will try to appease others (able to agree with everything Roy said until he had to say he was ugly = pure Libra lol, knows what's needed to win people over). Mercury in Scorpio is brilliant at tactics and seeing through people's shit, but Mercury/Chiron makes him insecure about verbally expressing his intelligence, being gaslit and trusting others is the wound, sexualized comments by himself and others are the wound, the wound is in the 4th house of family.

Moon in Gemini just wants to tell you ALL THESE FUN FACTS ABOUT AMSTERDAM, can compartmentalize his different personalities, will start shit just because he's bored, can't sit still, needs to verbalize feelings and will likely ramble. Mom was probably very young, fun, a bit immature herself, wanted to share new experiences together.

Venus/Mars conjunction = slut lol. Loosely conjunct Pluto for the #trauma. He knows how to have a good time, aware of how his physical presence affects others, loves fashion, a touch (or more) of femininity in his masculinity, impulsivity in romance that gets him in trouble, love must be fun.

Saturn in Aries on Midheaven wants to be the best, has to win (Aries), but there are a lot of lessons (Saturn) about what that really means before he can be truly great (Saturn/Midheaven). Pressure from the father figure (this Saturn and Sun should be more fucked up in my opinion, but then again I think Jamie truly does have solid self-esteem). Cares too much how he is perceived, especially by the general public. A reality show is one of the worst things a Saturn/MC could do.

[edit after 3x08 - making sure you delete anything sus on your phone in case of hackers is such a Saturn/MC thing to do! being hurt by people going through your phone is a mercury/chiron thing!]

Tension between 5th and 11th houses - being the star vs. part of the group is something that must be reconciled. Group therapy might be great for him with Moon in 11th house.

Don't really like that Jupiter on the descendant or empty 8th house tbh. Same sign on the 7th and 8th house cusps can mean reading too much into romantic intimacy.

[atorionsbelt]

not to be an astrology blog but i think it’s time we acknowledge the true source of jamie tartt’s allure and natural babygirlism, phil dunster is a pisces moon

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Hi everyone! Here’s the newest addition to my Creator Shoutout Series ( april 2  - april 9)! For info about the series, I explained it in the first post here, but generally, it’s to show appreciate to editors and their creations that i love from the past week. To track this series or look at previous shoutouts, please check out the tag on my blog *creatorshoutouts. Have a great week everyone!

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[roamwithahungryheart]

Rebecca & The Lasso Ring

If you didn't think much of it before, now you might.

Seen in both 3x06 and 3x07, the ACNE Studios gold knot ring has caused quite a stir.

In 3x06, Rebecca wears the ring on her right middle finger.

In 3x07, the ring is worn on her left middle finger.

It's also interesting to note that Rebecca wears a lot of blue this season. Here, she wears a cyan blazer and azure dress. Both of these colors are associated with calm, tranquility, thought and, of course, water. Watery shades for a watery meet-cute!

But wait - there's more! Both azure and cyan are derived from the Lapis Lazuli stone. Ultramarine, a color pigment famously used by Vincent Van Gogh, is also a product of Lapis Lazuli. To take things even further, Van Gogh's Amsterdam sunflowers - which moved and inspired Ted in 3x06 - were painted with the pigment Veronese Green - yet another product of azurite. I'm not saying Rebecca could be Ted's inspiration this season, but I'm also not *not* saying it.

Back to that ring - as mentioned before, Rebecca goes from wearing it on the middle finger of her right hand in 3x06 to wearing it on her left middle finger in 3x07.

On the most basic level, the episode title is 'The Strings That Bind Us', so some string-related jewellery makes sense. But there might also a deeper meaning behind it.

In palmistry, the middle finger represents balance, responsibility and self-analysis. In astrology, the middle finger is connected to the wisdom of Saturn. Rebecca's journey so far has been, for all intents and purposes, a quest for wisdom. A time of introspection and discovering her worth.

In conversation with Keeley, she recalls that in the early days of her relationship with Rupert 'It just felt nice to be taken care of for once.' However, it's a wistful recollection, almost mourning the feeling wasted on a man who didn't care about her at all. It's at this moment that Rebecca fiddles with the ring. It's subtle, but noticeable nonetheless.

There are two men who have genuinely taken care of her since Rupert, and she happily left one in Amsterdam. The thing is, all of the qualities she found appealing in her Dutch mystery man are right there in Richmond. She hasn't quite made the connection yet, but for all the talk of soulmates and the red string of fate (which Ted tripped over!) in this episode, a lasso around her finger is a pretty big hint. Only time will tell if our final Biscuits With The Boss is sealed with a kiss.

[laurelwen]

Tagged by @marlowe-zara so here you go.

Favorite color: Literally every color on a peacock tail feather, but especially teal/blue

Currently reading: Heaven Official's Blessing Volume 3. Remainder by Tom McCarthy

Last Song: Animal by Chase Holfelder (superior cover of that song)

Last Series: Last series I finished? Good Omens 2. Currently watching? Full Metal Alchemist, Yellowjackets, Ted Lasso, Lucifer (for the 30th time because it's comfort tv)

Last Movie: The Secrets of Dumbledore. Don't judge me! I pirated it, and I only watched because I'm making my way through Eddie Redmayne's entire filmography. All three of the Fantastic Terf movies were objectively bad, and Eddie was the only redeeming quality.

Currently working on: This is...vague. Fighting the nihilism threatening to overwhelm me when I think too long about the state of the world? An essay about the Gothic influence in Like Minds. A post about the astrological chart for Jack, born on the tracks from the confrontation between Alex and Nigel. Playing Baldur's Gate 3.

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Get to know me tag game.

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What’s your astrological big 3?

Leo Sun, Virgo Moon, Pisces Rising

Last song?

I WANNA BE WRONG by Jeff Rosenstock

Currently reading?

Slenderman by Kathleen Hale, im not always a fan of true crime for a multitude of reasons but I think this book handles the content very well and has a fascinating perspective about how modern folklore is created

Last movie?

I truely don’t know, I’m really not a movie person but I did just finish watching Ted Lasso

It’s Karaoke night at your favourite dive bar which song are you singing?

I only do karaoke on very specific occasions (hammered on emo night) but if you can’t hang by sleeping with sirens has never done me wrong

Currently working on?

My big wave surfing au, I know exactly what scenes I want to include but I can’t figure out an over arching plot so it may turn into like a 5 + 1 type of thing or a slice of life one shot im really not sure, I also can’t decide on a ship I have so many potential ideas but just can’t settle I cannot make a choice to save my life.

tagging @allegedangelart and @capsvsducks

[fallenangelontheceiling]

The one thing we know for sure about the FIFA game date accuracy is that 1997 is wrong- he was born in 1996, he had to have been, if Oct 20 is his birthday and he is 23 when he says he's 23 (in 1.04) - consensus is that whoever made up the dates is like "uhhhh if its 2020 what year would he be born to be 23? 1997" and didn't take into consideration that the date they say he's 23 is in early February and he's still 23 by the finale in May. Not sure how much difference it makes to his chart but he's definitely not born October 1997. It's either October 1996, or some other date between June 1996 and January 1997.

Thank you.

Normally I'm all whatever is on screen is the ultimate canon. Even though this show is usually great with the details I can chalk this up in my head to them just not fretting over what month it was when Jamie said that line because they didn't think psychos like me would be making a birth chart lol.

Also I just hate the 1996 chart. There's Mars in Leo which, YES. The rest sucks though. It gives him a Virgo Venus and Aquarius Moon and I just can't accept that after looking at the 1997 version.

Maybe if he's a 1996 Gemini (May-June) or Leo (July- August)... but I'm only making charts for specific, or near specific, dates provided.