#ted lasso 3×02

[lispunk]

You can't convince me this isn't Phil breaking.

Ted Lasso 3x02

[iimaryam99]

“Last season I was there, we played a match against Arsenal, and we fսcking murdered 'em... Yeah. But I played like shit... That was the first time, ever, I thought, "I can't keep up anymore. I'm not good enough." And that was all I could think about for the rest of the year. I knew it was only gonna get worse. So at the end of the season, I left. Everyone was shocked. The club was shocked. The fans. The press. I didn't wanna be one of them broken-down footballers just taking up space until they're dropped, years after they should have been.”

“Yeah, well, a lot of folks think it's better to quit than to be fired, you know?”

“Yeah. But going back there today... there's a part of me... thinking maybe I should have stayed... and just fսcking... enjoyed myself. But that is not who I am, I guess.”

[ao3feed-tedlasso]

Too Late

https://ift.tt/P0fIHLV by Beckstraordinary Trent Crimm is on the American leg of his book tour for The Richmond Way at a stop in Kansas City. During an after party hosted by Ted Lasso himself, Trent makes a show to flirt with Michelle. It goes some kind of way. Words: 3486, Chapters: 1/3, Language: English Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Trent Crimm, Ted Lasso, Michelle Lasso Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Additional Tags: Bisexual Ted Lasso, Bisexual Trent Crimm, Smut, Angst, Humor, Romance, Gay Sex, Drinking, Trent Crimm is a Sass Pants, The Richmond Way Book Tour, Post-Season/Series 03, Canon Compliant, This Remains Un-Britpicked, Porn With Plot, no beta we die like Earl, Tedependent, Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick source https://archiveofourown.org/works/61007449 December 02, 2024 at 08:13AM

[daily-coloring]

Best of 2023 - TV Series

I think I watched over 50 TV shows this year and most of them were great which means, the making of this list was hard and took me a few days and I'm still not sure about the order.

01. Deadloch - Season 1. - "Welcome to the Tasmanian town of Deadloch! It’s the site of a simmering culture war between the blue-collar, old-school residents and a recent influx of lesbians who’ve put the place on the map, bringing performance art and gourmet nose-to-tail dining with them." - Vanity Fair

02. The Woman In The Wall - Miniseries - "People think that this couldn't happen again. Then they forget that the last laundry closed in 1996. It wasn't medieval times. The f**king 'Macarena' was in the charts." - Philippa Dunne

03. Nolly - Miniseries - "This show follows Nolly through the very public sacking and its fallout, and paints a sympathetic and adoring picture of the woman behind the headlines. Bonham Carter sails through this as if on the campest of clouds, but also beautifully articulates the grief behind the glamour. Nolly is part of the old guard, the oldest of guards in fact – she was the first woman ever to appear on colour television. " - The Guardian

04. The Newsreader - Season 2.

05. Heartstopper - Season 2.

06. Mood - Miniseries - "Like Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s Fleabag and Michaela Coel’s Chewing Gum, Lecky’s Mood started life as a one-woman show on the London stage; she debuted Superhoe at the Royal Court in 2019, with the Standard describing her performance as “a revelation”. That’s probably where those comparisons should end, though, as Mood is a very different beast, and not just because of the aforementioned musical interludes. The darkness in this story isn’t necessarily mined for laughs (though our deadpan lead Sasha can be savagely funny, just like some of her brutal song lyrics) and there’s a real sense of precariousness at its heart." - Evening Standard

07. Workin' Moms - Season 7.

08. Blue Lights - Season 1.

09. The White Lotus - Season 1. and 2.

10. Ted Lasso - Season 3.

11. Starstruck - Season 3.

12. The Following Events Are Based on a Pack of Lies - Season 1. - "The show touches on some serious themes around abuse, misogyny and gaslighting, but it is so compelling because it doesn’t forget how much fun there is in the art of the con." - The Guardian

13. The Lost Flowers of Alice Hart - Miniseries

14. The Night Agent - Season 1.

15. The Dry - Season 1.

16. Foundation - Season 1. and 2.

17. The Change - Season 1. - "Bridget Christie writes and stars in The Change – her sitcom debut – as Linda, a much put-upon wife, mother and retail worker who reaches a crisis point at her 50th birthday party. It’s not just the menopause. It’s also the cluelessness of her husband (Omid Djalili), the open disdain of her teenage children and society’s general denial of the full humanity of older women that pushes Linda over the edge." - The Guardian

18. Sex Education - Season 4.

19. Fleishman is in Trouble - Miniseries

20. Slow Horses - Season 1. and 2.

21. The Last of Us - Season 1.

22. The Fall of the House of Usher - Miniseries

23. Fisk - Season 1. and 2. - "You can tell Fisk is an old-fashioned sitcom just by looking at it. That goes beyond Fisk’s awesome brown pants suit; the visuals here are firmly in service to the story (and to the jokes) rather than feeling like a cinematographer’s audition reel. The locations are basic – an office, a café, Fisk’s temporary Air B&B home – and filmed in a straightforward way that never detracts from the comedy. For audiences used to expensive production values and flashy locations this may take a little getting used to, but the effort is most definitely worth it." - ScreenHub

24. The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel - Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

25. The Diplomat - Season 1.

26. Gen V - Season 1.

27. Secret City - Season 1. and 2.

28. Severance - Season 1.

29. Wolf - Miniseries

30. The Crown - Season 5.

31. Shrinking - Season 1.

32. Three Pines - Miniseries

33. Beef - Miniseries

34. The Sixth Commandment - Miniseries - "Evil characters can be just as one-note and boring as the good, but Hardwicke manages to infuse Ben with such a disconcerting blend of calculation, charm and quiet, almost hidden glee in the harm he inflicts that it is impossible to look away. You will want to. It is harrowing." - The Guardian

35. Swarm - Miniseries

36. Bodies - Miniseries

37. The Long Shadow - Miniseries

38. Wellmania - Miniseries

39. Boat Story - Miniseries

40. The Morning Show - Season 3.

[softhairedhotch]

MASTERLIST

last updated: 13/05/24 (british date)

last updated section: 9-1-1

ao3 / moon knight blog / ted lasso blog / smallville blog / 9-1-1 blog

criminal minds

ALL WORKS [mosty aaron hotchner, but it's a pretty big masterlist compiled of headcanons, one-shots, smut, fluff, gifs... pretty much everything lol]

last updated: 13/02/24

the last of us

JOEL MILLER MULTI-CHAPTER FICS

bullet boy [joel x male oc on ao3, unfinished and probably won't be, 6/28 chapters]

last updated: 30/04/23

the walking dead

RICK GRIMES SMUTTY ONE-SHOTS/DRABBLES

implications [rick grimes x trans masc reader smut, also on ao3]

last updated: 05/04/23

broadchurch

ALEC HARDY MULTI-CHAPTER FICS

show me what i'm looking for (save me, i'm lost) [alec hardy x male oc on ao3, 2/2 chapters]

last updated: 22/09/23

ted lasso

ALL WORKS [on my ted lasso blog <3]

moon knight

ALL WORKS [on my moon knight blog <3]

smallville

dinosaur boxers [clark kent x male reader, also on ao3]

last updated: 15/02/24

9-1-1

last updated: 13/05/24

ALL WORKS [on my 9-1-1 blog <3]

[evendumbo]

From Ted Lasso, 3x5, "Signs". Image 1: 4:02; Image 2: 4:18

Image 3: 4:35; Image 4: 4:57

LOL what were they doing here? 🙄

[shelbbswrites]

This week's episode makes a compelling case for telling instead of showing as Ted Lasso strengthens its central metaphor.

The script is dynamic. The humor is fantastic. The performances (Brett Goldstein! Hannah Waddingham!) are nuanced.

Here's my review! And as always, if you like the article and want to support me in writing more like it, please click the link above and this one to engage with my tweet. It's REALLY helpful!

[m-a-salter]

Countdown to Ted Lasso Season 3: one-GIF-a-day

21 February-02 March: Season 1

[thedanceronthestreets]

I didn't believe the three episode Premier thing but I just found the source and oh my god?!

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/tv/2023/02/14/ted-lasso-season-3-release-date-teaser/11253911002/#:~:text=Apple%20TV%2B%20announced%20Tuesday%20that,new%20episodes%20weekly%2C%20every%20Wednesday.

I'm just as baffled as you are!!!!!!!!! Genuinely thought/hoped they were gonna drag it out as long as possible but this means A LOT of content VERY SOON ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[unreesonable]

Stage/Fright

I won't be reblogging Stage/Fright stuff here to prevent spoilers, but I'll use this pinned post for some real-time archiving. Last updated 02/02/25

SPOILERS BEYOND THIS POINT

Here are my observations and impressions and as many details as I can remember after my first viewing of Stage/Fright.

@silverview has a wonderful, detailed report up here

Press Night is Weds 29 Jan 2025, so we should get some high quality photos and "official" reviews after that Photos at the end of this post! Review roundup added now, too!

I'm going to try and track the celebrity guests throughout the run. Asks are open if you have a tip for a show you've attended!

Celebrity guests (plus the mime for their name and the show Len knows them from)

16/01/25 - Jim Howick (Gym Cow Sick - Horrible Histories) 17/01/25 - Ralf Little (Death in Paradise) 18/01/25 - The Actor Kevin Eldon (Cave In Held On - Fist of Fun) 20/01/25 - David Morrisey (Day Vid Morris [Boris] See - The Walking Dead) 21/01/25 - Marc Wootton (Nativity) 22/01/25 - Adrian Dunbar (Line of Duty) 23/01/25 - Nick Mohammed (Nick More Ham Head - Ted Lasso) 24/01/25 - Katherine Parkinson (Cat Thin Parking Sun - The IT Crowd) 25/01/25 - Gary Kemp (Car Reek Hemp - Spandau Ballet) / Martin Freeman (Fart Tin Three Man - Bilbo Baggins) 27/01/25 - Matthew Kelly (Mat You Ceilidh - Stars in Their Eyes) 28/01/25 - Lee Mack (Lemur Ick - Not Going Out) 29/01/25 - Alexander Armstrong (All Lick Hair Arms Wrong - Classic FM) 30/01/25 - Daniel Mays (Down Yell [Theresa] Mays - Line of Duty) 31/01/25 - Mat Baynton (Mat Pain Tonne - Horrible Histories) 01/02/25 - Les Dennis (Les Tennis - New Faces) and David Harewood (Day Vid Hair Wood - Mountaintop) 03/02/25 - 04/02/25 - 05/02/25 - 06/02/25 - 07/02/25 - 08/02/25 - 10/02/25 - 11/02/25 - 12/02/25 - 13/02/25 - 14/02/25 - 15/02/25 - 17/02/25 - 18/02/25 - 19/02/25 - 20/02/25 - 21/02/25 - 22/02/25 - 24/02/25 - 25/02/25 - 26/02/25 - 27/02/25 - 28/02/25 - 01/03/25 - 03/03/25 - 04/03/25 - 05/03/25 - 06/03/25 - 07/03/25 - 08/03/25 - 10/03/25 - 11/03/25 - 12/03/25 - 13/03/25 - 14/03/25 - 15/03/25 - 17/03/25 - 18/03/25 - 19/03/25 - 20/03/25 - 21/03/25 - 22/03/25 - 23/03/25 - 26/03/25 - 27/03/25 - 28/03/25 - 29/03/25 - 31/03/25 - 01/04/25 - 02/04/25 - 03/04/25 - 04/04/25 - 05/04/25 -

Press Night Photos by Marc Brenner

Reviews Roundup compiled by u/NanetteFuckingNewman on Reddit

4 stars from The Guardian: “An ingenious edge-of-your-seat, one-step-ahead show”

4 stars from WhatsOnStage: “Joyously silly … great, all-encompassing fun”

4 stars from The Telegraph: “STAGE/FRIGHT reaffirms [the writers’] rare ingenuity… Bravo”

4 stars from Financial Times: “Another wildly clever, madly innovative and suddenly moving show from this inspired duo”

4 stars from Chortle: “A hugely impressive coup de theatre, keeping you guessing and gasping to the end”

5 stars from All That Dazzles: “Wickedly funny and impressively clever, Steve Pemberton and Reece Shearsmith really have made theatrical magic”

4 stars from The Independent: "This is one play you won’t be checking your watch in"

5 stars from the Radio Times: "The production is fabulous across the board... it's a thrilling ride that shouldn't be missed"

4 stars from Time Out: "A delight, the duo at the peak of their powers"

4 stars from The i: "Riotously fun... raucously entertaining"

No rating (but highly positive) from Beyond The Joke: "This spectacular show is both side-splitting and spine-chilling... If you don't enjoy Stage/Fright, contact a doctor immediately, you might be dead. This is brilliant. Go see it." "In the interests of fairness, there have been a few more moderate reviews from the Evening Standard, The Stage and London Theatre (all 3 stars), and one stinker from The Times (2 stars). There’s always someone…"

[rzutkoscmi]

2023 RECAP

Film 1. Aniara 2. Wyspa tajemnic 3. Mystic Pizza 4. Color Out of Space 5. Juno Szczęście Mikołajka Menu Sekretne życie Waltera Mitty Killer Klowns from Outer Space Any Given Sunday Zombeavers Barbie Biały szum Tam gdzie śpiewają raki Przekręt

Gry 1. Persona 5 Royal 2. Witcher 3 3. 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 4. Ashen 5. Inscryption Moonlighter Fire Emblem: Three Houses Legend of Zelda: TOTK Dying Light Persona 4 Golden Dorfromantik

Serial 1 Yellowjackets S01-03 2 Ted Lasso S01-03 3 Basilisk S01 4 Mare of Easttown S01 5 White Lotus S01-02 The Last of Us S01 Dragon Ball Z (Android Saga) Black Lagoon S01-02 Goldenboy NIER Automata Anime

Książka 1. Umiłowana - Morrison 2. Całe życie - Seethaler 3. Władca much - Golding 4. Ślepowidzenie - Watts 5. Baśń o wężowym sercu - Rak Klara i słońce - Ishiguro Miecz przeznaczenia - Sapkowski Kontakt - Sagan

> KOMIKSY Valerian Schnink Świat Edeny Sioban Birdland Chester 5000 Discipline The Pro Sexy Guns Butterscotch

Muzyka 1. McKinley Dixon - Beloved 2. Brave Little Abacus - Just Got Back... 3. Sufjan Stevens - Javelin 4. Łona Konieczny Krupa - TAXI 5. evaboy - Beef Caroline Polachek - Desire Brand New - The God And Devil Kelela - Raven xaev - Berdlycore Ariana Grande - Thank You, Next DJ Sabrina The Teenage DJ 2023 Tim Hecker - Virgins Tinashe - BB

[ao3feed-tedlasso]

Ted Ruins Trent's Life (Sexually) (This Is a Good Thing)

https://ift.tt/R1Fy8Yd by trentcrimminallybeautiful (biDEMONium) A completely unnecessary addition to chapter seven of "Rupert Mannion Is Batman (He Isn't)", including: 1. A brief, more detailed Trent POV of Ted asking him to have platonic not-gay gay sex, 2. A brief Ted POV of the aftermath of said not-gay gay sex, and 3. A very much not brief Ted POV of all that very gay gay sex (yes, it's the same sex). ft. Trent POV of the aftermath. Alternatively: Ted Lasso Has The Gayest Sex Of His Entire Life (So Far) and Still Doesn't Realize He's Maybe Not Straight For Like A Full Day Words: 6722, Chapters: 3/3, Language: English Series: Part 30 of ted lasso snippets :) Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Ted Lasso, Trent Crimm Relationships: Trent Crimm/Ted Lasso Additional Tags: Crack, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Smut, idiots to lovers, Wet & Messy, Oral Sex, Ted Lasso is Good at Cunnilingus, Ted Lasso is Good at Sex, Ted Lasso: Pussy Eating Champion, Squirting and Vaginal Ejaculation, oh you fucking betcha, Vaginal Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Overstimulation, Ted Lasso's Canonically Huge Dick, Size Kink, Orgasm Delay, ted lasso is a service top and gentle dom and i'll die on this hill, more service top in this one but the light dom/sub vibes are there, Trans Trent Crimm, Bottom Trent Crimm, Top Ted Lasso, ted is ruining this man for life (sexually), don't worry he likes it, Crying During Sex (Hot), Sexuality Crisis (a little bit), ted having the hottest sex of his entire life, and still not realizing he may not be straight, for like a day afterwards, Post-Coital Cuddling, Frotting I think, Begging, Trent Crimm is Noisy in Bed, Trent Crimm is a Screamer, LET HIM BE LOUD!!!!, POV Trent Crimm, POV Ted Lasso, mostly the second one, Praise Kink, they both get a little desperate and horny, Creampie, Ted Lasso Talks During Sex, Bisexual Ted Lasso, Gay Trent Crimm, Hickeys, Dorks in Love, this whole thing feels a little disconnected, from each other adn the original fic, but it's FINE bc it's HOT source https://archiveofourown.org/works/62716300 February 02, 2025 at 06:18PM

[biglisbonnews]

Ted Lasso Season 3 is returning March 15, and I still believe My wife and I have been rewatching Ted Lasso lately — which has both made me more excited for its inevitable third season return, and has also made me appreciate the show even more. It's the rare show that can be refreshingly wholesome without sacrificing drama. — Read the rest https://boingboing.net/2023/02/14/ted-lasso-season-3-is-returning-march-15-and-i-still-believe.html

[midnightswithdearkatytspb]

MidnightsWithDearKatyTSPB's Masterlist 03/02/2023

Peaky Blinders

Series:

In This Heart >> Tommy Shelby x OFC!Estella Holland - Summary: Two souls, forever bound in the multiverse. 

Ted Lasso (Coming Soon...)

Drabbles:

I'm Falling Too (coming soon)

Chris Evans

One-Shots:

Never Just A Kill >> Chris Evans x Teacher!Reader - Summary: Chris really just wants a kiss but honestly the reader knows better, a kiss is never just a kiss.

His Favorite Day >> Chris Evans x Reader - Summary: Chris’s favorite day of the year is your birthday.

Steve Rogers

One-Shots:

Can I Have This Dance? >> Steve Rogers x Reader - Summary: 4 times the reader asked Steve to dance with her and one time Steve her.

You've Been Everything >> Steve Rogers x OFC!Orchid Black - Summary: They haven’t shared a bed in months, the snap has changed them both. There is no one to blame.

Blurbs:

I'll Stand By You >> Steve Rogers x Reader - Summary: Steve Rogers will never leave you, no matter how dark your past is.

Series:

It Takes A Village >> Steve Rogers x Reader - Summary: The saying "it takes a village to raise a child," never rang more true. (coming soon.../TBA)

Bucky Barnes

One-Shots:

Take On Me >> MusicProducer!Bucky Barnes x Female!Reader - Summary:  Reader gets asked what is the most romantic thing she could dream of Bucky doing for them, Bucky pulls out all the stops with the help of their friends.

Maybe 107 It's So Bad >> Bucky Barnes x Reader - Summary: It’s Bucky’s birthday and the gangs all here to throw him a party but the thing is he’s just not that into it. That is till the reader gives him his birthday gift. 

I Hear A Symphony >> Bucky Barnes x Mutant!Reader - REQUESTED -- Summary: Reader plays an important song to her for Bucky. 

Everything's Gonna Be Alright >> Bucky Barnes x OFC!Stark - Summary: Bruce snaps everyone back into existence and Thanos is gone. 5 years have passed and many things have changed for Remedy Stark, she’s an older sister, her dads gotten married to her mother figure and she isn’t sure where she fits in it all.

Drabbles:

Oven Mitts >> Mafia!Bucky x Reader — Summary: Bucky just wanted to surprise his wife with a cooked meal for being amazing.

Series:

The Spark >> CountryMusicStar!Bucky Barnes x CountryMusicStar!OFC Sparrow Lake — Summary: What do you do when the man who holds your career comes to you with an ultimatum that not only affects you but the lives around you? That is what is happening for Sparrow Lake, she thought she would start 2020 with just her close friends and family, but when Tony Stark shows up at her family’s Smokey Mountain home with fellow country star Bucky Barnes and their manager, that was not going to happen. (To Be Rewritten...)

Sebastian Stan

Better Than This (Sebastian Stan x Muscian!Reader [Mini-Series/Hiatus]

Better Than This: The Precipice [1/?] » Sebastian Stan x Reader - Drabble — Summary: Sebastian wakes to find his girlfriend missing in bed and hears music; he knows she playing music, but the story it’s telling is a sad one.

Better Than This: Another Day in Paradise [2/?] » Sebastian Stan x Reader - Drabble — Summary: Y/N, with the help of Mary, throws Sebastian a wonderful birthday Italian feast. After everyone has gone home with the assurance of Mary, he decides to just tell Y/N how much she means to him.

Better Than This: Forever & For Always [3/?] » Sebastian Stan x Reader - Drabble — At Y/N Grandmother’s birthday party, Sebastian has an extra birthday gift and the whole family, but Y/N is in on it.

Better Than This: You Song [4/?] » Sebastian Stan x Reader - Drabble — It’s a pretty rough time of the year for siblings Y/N and Bey, but they have an amazing support system who do everything they can to make them happy. Even if it sometimes includes random musical moments and tap-dancing shoes.

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2021 Recomendation List

[storm3326]

I posted 323 times in 2021

260 posts created (80%)

63 posts reblogged (20%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 313 tags in 2021

#f1 - 125 posts

#lewis hamilton - 58 posts

#art - 30 posts

#daniel ricciardo - 19 posts

#sebastian vettel - 18 posts

#ted lasso - 15 posts

#lando norris - 15 posts

#mclaren - 13 posts

#graphic design - 11 posts

#doodle - 9 posts

Longest Tag: 109 characters

#my august goal was drawing all of the female drivers from extreme e grid but well not going fast enough ahaha

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

“What? It’s cold here!” ❄️❄️❄️

1103 notes • Posted 2021-04-15 21:39:35 GMT

#4

mclaren boys😁

1136 notes • Posted 2021-02-03 14:36:38 GMT

#3

grill the grid doodles! lewis was like "m..mer..nope. mclaren!!! :D!"

See the full post

1400 notes • Posted 2021-05-29 01:12:12 GMT

#2

far from a renaissance painting but the boys renaissance painting moment

1892 notes • Posted 2021-10-08 12:33:07 GMT

#1

See the full post

3197 notes • Posted 2021-06-06 15:42:07 GMT

the top tag is mostly f1 related (not surprised) but the top number 2 post is ted lasso! haha

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