#technoblade comfort
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calciferiguess Ā· 5 months ago
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ā€˜how do i get rid of it do you just keep hittin it??ā€™šŸ’„
from the new technoblade video:]!!
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shinotail Ā· 6 months ago
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happy birthday techno
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shadowdoodles Ā· 21 days ago
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@comfy-vember Day 4: Bed Rest
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ā€œPhil expected to find a lot of things in this new house that he had to try to sell... it was said to be haunted and anyone who entered it would soon die a horrible way
Phil didn't think so, it was just a house....
But when he accidentally found a small hidden wing, he found the real reason behind the murders happening in the house... a vampire, or rather a fledgling.
And where there was a fledgling, there was a sire.ā€
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viibingfox Ā· 6 months ago
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happy birthday king :]
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nerdysleepybunny Ā· 11 months ago
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Hallo! im new here so please let me know if i cross any boundries.'
anywho, I was wondering if i could request a platonic philza and/or techno comfort? ive had bad few days :(
Have a wonderful day/night!
I APOLOGIZE FOR GETTING TO THIS SO LATE!! I literally love dsmp asks even though the fandom is dying off, so this definitely isnā€™t crossing any boundaries! I hope youā€™re doing better. My dms are open if you ever need to chat! :D
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Fandom(s): DreamSMP
Character(s): Philza, Technoblade (ft. Mumza & Chat)
Reader: Gender neutral (you/your)
Style: Hcs
TW: N/A
Summary: How Philza and Technoblade (separate) would comfort you!
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Philza:
I feel like heā€™s the type to just know you arenā€™t doing well before you even say anything.
Like, youā€™re just sitting there in your feels, then suddenly?
BOOM CONCERNED DAD RIGHT IN YOUR FACE
ā€œAre you okay, mate?ā€
ā€œDo you need anything?ā€
ā€œHere, letā€™s sit and have a chat.ā€
Literally shooing chat away so itā€™s just the two of you having quality time together.
Would sit down next to you on a couch, but probably wouldnā€™t initiate any touching. The most I see him doing is a shoulder pat or a hand rubbing your back.
Of course, he wouldnā€™t mind you leaning on him or embracing him! He just doesnā€™t want to touch you in case you want your space :)
If you want to talk about it heā€™s there to listen and offer wise old man advice (if you call him old while youā€™re upset, itā€™s the ONE time he wonā€™t get defensive about it)
Like
Heā€™s just talking giving you some advice about your problems, then he hears you snickering
ā€œWhatā€™s so funny?ā€
ā€œYou sound so old right now, Phil.ā€
Usually heā€™d shout his usual ā€œIā€™M NOT OLD/Iā€™m only in my 30ā€™s, mateā€¦ā€ (Iā€™m pretty sure heā€™s canonically thousands of years old but shh let grandpa be delusional)
But now? Heā€™d just chuckle and shake his head
ā€œWhatever you say, mate.ā€
DONā€™T EXPECT HIM TO BE SOFT FOREVER, ITā€™S ONLY BECAUSE YOUā€™RE CURRENTLY SAD
After youā€™ve concluded your venting/told him that you donā€™t want to talk about it
You know what time it isā€¦
DISTRACTIONS!!!
Pillow fort anyone? Heā€™s giving pillow fort vibes.
Heā€™s a dad, so obviously heā€™d just do all the work and build it for you. Again, only because youā€™re sad. Any other time heā€™d yell at you for not helping.
Speaking of sadness
Donā€™t let Philā€™s wife see you sadā€¦
OH NO YOUā€™RE SAD? NOW MUMZA IS SAD AND IS RUSHING TO COMFORT YOU
Mumza is the type to cry when she sees someone else crying, so now both of you are just sobbing together and Phil is there trying to comfort the two of you but is an overwhelmed old man and may end up crying himself
Uhā€¦ cry party?
Either you all end up making fun of each other for crying which results in you all laughing together, or you just cry till you get sleepy and pass out on the floor together.
What an interesting way to family bond.
Technoblade:
So you seek The Blade for comfort, the most monochrome and nonchalant man on the server. What a wonderful decision, reader! /lh (Iā€™d do the exact same)
If youā€™re a Technoblade fan youā€™ve definitely heard the ā€œitā€™s fineā€ audio.
Now I can either be wholesome and say heā€™d hold you close and whisper that everything will be okay to you
Or I can be silly and realistic and say that heā€™d pull out a phone and just play the audio with a blank face, but is laughing on the inside due to your ā€œwhat the actual fuckā€ face.
Okay now for some actual comfort!
As we all knowā€¦ Technoblade isnā€™t exactly good at comfort.
He kills orphans for a living, how do you think heā€™d react seeing someone crying like a child?
Heā€™s standing looking at you with a look of ā€œwhy is this creature screamingā€ and ā€œwtf do I doā€
ā€œUhā€¦ you good? You okay? You, uhā€¦ need a hugā€¦?ā€
Very awkwardly holds his arms out for a hug, and if you accept, he even more awkwardly pats your back.
If you got his shirt wet with tears, heā€™d DEFINITELY comment about it
ā€œAre you seriously ruining my shirt? How are my enemies supposed to think I have a good fashion sense now?!ā€
Goes into a rant about how he needs to look his best and how itā€™s a good strategy to beat his enemies in battle while youā€™re kinda just thereā€¦ honestly are you even crying anymore?
Youā€™ve stopped crying ages ago, and heā€™s still just talking
In conclusion, Technoblade is good at calming people down without even trying (I was literally having a breakdown and all I needed to do was listen to the silly pig man talk about Greek mythology. It must all be part of his master planā€¦)
Speaking of listening to his voice, hereā€™s a scenario.
ā€œTechnoblade, can you read to me?ā€
ā€œā€¦what?ā€
ā€œRead to me.ā€
ā€œIā€™m not reading you a bedtime stor-ā€œ
ā€œI wanted you to tell me about Greek mythology.ā€
ā€œFine. Come here.ā€
Long story short, he starts by reading you just one story. That one story turns into the entire history of the Greek gods and goddessesā€¦ yeah you pass out pretty quickly. But Technoblade isnā€™t one to stop mid-ramble. Once he notices youā€™re asleep, heā€™ll continue talking, just quieter. Heā€™ll eventually get sleepy himself, and soon enoughā€¦ youā€™re both asleep.
Works like a charm!
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eekonis Ā· 3 months ago
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Tommy felt a strange flash of regret as Philā€˜s feathers disappeared under the sage-green fabric, but he pushed it away. Heā€˜d spent too long eying them, succumbing to the waves of emotions that came with the sight of those wings. Fear and apprehension, yes, but also suriosity. Envy. And worst of all, hope.
ā€” few mercies for fools by @mathanlin
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lampseb Ā· 4 months ago
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moar c!bedrock brosā€¦.
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thecabbagecrow Ā· 1 year ago
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I was part of a zine!! The Technojoy zine celebrates Technoblade and all the happiness he brought everyone around him! Definitely check out the full zine here! All the contributors did such an amazing job!!
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anarchy-and-piglins Ā· 1 year ago
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Twinsduo AU where Techno is a random guy who suffers from chronic pain issues and childhood trauma, and Wilbur is a demon who feeds on human suffering.
Wilbur sees Techno, goes "oh damn, free meal" and instantly starts to befriend him. He doesn't need to do anything, just being near Techno is enough to keep Wilbur satiated.
Except that Techno - not an idiot - instantly calls Wilbur out on his true nature.
But to Wilbur's surprise, Techno says he's fine with Wilbur sticking around and basically feeding off his daily state of being in exchange for Wilbur giving him something in return (either money or maybe a favor/something Wilbur can do for him using his demon magic powers). Wilbur agrees.
Then they end up actually becoming friends.
Wilbur starts to help Techno with self-care and basically being an actually good friend, because he really only needs a base level of suffering to survive and he starts not wanting Techno to suffer needlessly. Techno is very used to hiding how bad he feels because of internalized ableism (shitty family + being told his entire childhood that he's exaggerating and needs to toughen up) and also doesn't like it when people take care of him, but Wilbur can sense how Techno actually feels with his demon powers so it's hard for Techno to hide it.
Maybe for extra angst, Techno refuses to take his meds sometimes because he's afraid of Wilbur accidentally starving. Or worse: leaving if Techno can't provide what he needs anymore.
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the-snowfall Ā· 1 year ago
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design for a techno lanyard keychain i was working on
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captainschaos Ā· 9 months ago
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doodled techno for the first time in ages <3
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rozugold Ā· 2 years ago
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shadowdoodles Ā· 2 months ago
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Day 6 (flufftober): ā€œMistaken Identityā€
[prompt list belongs to @flufftober]
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ā€œTommy found a bunny in the park and brought it home thinking it was lost....
Strange things started happening around the house and it always seemed to be around his new pet bunny.
What Tommy didn't know was that BunnyBlade wasn't a bunny.ā€
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metrixnos Ā· 2 years ago
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also! some random doodles from this week!!!
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luna711m Ā· 7 months ago
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First time posting here! ^^
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ashwolffe Ā· 2 months ago
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Paramedic Au is now on AO3!! with many more chapters to come! Please take care of yourselves as this fic can deal with heavy themes at times.
Two Paramedics Walk into a Bar - Chapter 1 - AshWolffe
https://archiveofourown.org/works/59240101
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