#techno whump

[nomsfaultau]

Do yah ever think about how Mandatory Family Reunion Phil would’ve done anything to get back to that shining moment of the family dinner in France, when Techno was beginning to warm up to the family and realize he didn’t want to go back to his parents? The moment when Philza allows himself the vulnerability of sharing the traumas that shaped him, and Techno actually listens and understands? The moment when Techno doesn’t flinch from his touch, but leans into that comfort? Begins to accept the family?

But how it’s because he would do anything, no matter how gory or horrific, that he loses Techno forever? Because he proved beyond a shadow of a doubt that for all his flowery words he has never. once. cared. about what Techno actually wants? Proved he is just as cruel as Techno’s parents? Do you ever think about how in his desperation to save the idea of Techno, Philza destroyed him completely?

Because I don’t. Literary analysis is for nerds

[radios-arcade]

First art piece for a discord gift exchange :3

This one was for wombvle ^^

[yeniihuenii]

3 years later and i still love to make him suffer

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Forever stuck in osmp era but specifically human!Techno and hybrid!everybody else that just hit different man

[its-coffeetime]

Day 19 Whumptober: Abandoned cabin

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— Techno was the only survivor of his family... his parents were tried and sentenced to death (his mother burned at the stake and his father hanged) for practicing witchcraft....

They tried to protect their son, they didn't want Techno to suffer the same fate... after all, Techno is not only a hybrid, but also a witch.

So he flees the city where he has lived all his life before someone catches him, winter hits harder than ever... and he has nothing to survive these temperatures.

Walking through the snow, he stumbles upon a huge palace that seems uninhabited, but as time passes and the storm worsens, he begins to hear the voice of a man speaking to him from inside the palace.—

“With sacrifice, intended for a kid,

He on the altar laid a calf unblessed,

The hallowed lamb, and the unblemished first

Of all the flock.” — Paradise Lost (John Milton)

I've been working on an Au inspired by @dorylinae-supremacy fic (Ask for Nothing).

I'm still working on this Au but if you want to know more about CrowNest Techno you can always send me questions!

[ria-writes-stuff]

Hurt/comfort, when the hurt and the comfort comes from the same person

Yes, you beat me down and made me cry, and I’m shaking in the corner, but you also scratched my head and told me I did so well, and I crave your attention in every form you’ll give me it

[towerofluin]

SBI Whumptober Day 9: Burn Wound & Day 12: Hiding an Injury

this was a very quick piece buuuuut its inspired by a conversation anarchy-and-piglins had a couple months ago (I think) about how techno would have been hurt in the blast at the red festival too, and how he didnt really have any allies at the time so he would have had to deal with it himself

[x-i-l-verify]

Complicated, indescribable Overrated, undeniable Tell yourself whatever you want to believe But your fate still lies in me I took your everything Took it for myself My enjoyment and no one else You’re mine…

Little bit of art for my DSMP vampire AU, where, among other things, c!BBH is owned by a vampiric c!Technoblade as a living food source (since they're both Netherborn and all). Bad... doesn't have a great time, let's just say.

[onesaltyerik]

I didn't see any fics yet of the duel Chayanne and Philza had so I made one.

Preview:

“Well then, brat. I see thou knowest the purpose of mine visit, clever one.” the man…puppet…mimicked Chayanne’s stance as he drew his own blade. A mockery of how Philza would have moved. 

“Perhaps if thine presence is such distraction for mine vassal’s purpose here,” Not-Philza’s head tilted the other way, clicking as bone shifted unnaturally against itself. “Then a culling is in due order.”  

Chayanne lunged. 

“Give me back my father you shit!” 

[cherryskeletoncake]

Aww your ctechno it's so cute, he loves his parthers and Friends so much. No matter which one is they're lucky to have him

Thank you anon <3

One of my personal goals when i draw techno is to draw him mostly happy/eger/sappy/nutural (or any 'positive' emotion) because i can't bear to see my favorite borb sad 😔 i have to leave that to someone stringer than me💪

[writing-oof]

impostor (among us) technoblade

(Technoblade is an impostor too. This is how it starts.)

[ Technoblade is an interesting person.

They already knew that he was strange, they say, but they definitely weren't thinking alien-strange.]

Technoblade is an interesting person.

Philza is part of the front-crew that picks him up, tethering their ship to Techno's corpse-filled freighter.

Three people gear up and enter the ship, expecting a standard extraction.

Four people leave the ship, two heading back to the central hub and two cooling on the floor of Techno's ship.

---

Technoblade joins his first crew when he's fourteen.

They welcome him in with bottles of cider and gin and clap his shoulder with pride when he finally gets a promotion from Cook Crew to Maintenance Officer. He figures out how to bypass the ID scanning for the trash and starts to rack up enough time off to take a vacation or seven with his single-minded work.

Slowly, Techno makes a friend, and then two, and then twelve, and then one day he decides to doom his entire species for the fuckers he's come to call family.

He's nervous, still, when he shows them his skin. His breath hitches and tears fall, but no one screams except for him.

They already knew that he was strange, they say, but they definitely weren't thinking alien-strange.

Still, they hold him closer and tighter than before, almost like they know that their time with him is limited.

And it is. Limited, that is.

One day, they're a crew of twelve wandering the galaxy like a bunch of space pirates, looting and laughing and teaching Techno how to use UV swords, and the next...

Technoblade had never wondered how to bury someone in space before. He'd never considered what running out of rations in a ship you can't fly might mean for him.

By the time the Distress Crew finds him, he's already eaten through half of the frozen meat and developed a bit of a taste for it.

------

Technoblade first pilots a ship when he's fifteen-and-a-half.

Well, technically, he first pilots a ship a week past his fourteenth birthday, only a day on his first crew's ship. The Co-Captain had, apparently, gotten a little *too* excited to fly through the asteroid belt near Kaelios and slammed his head into the dash before promptly passing out while Techno was taking out the trash.

Still, he's fifteen the first time he actually gets to *fly*.

There's no adrenaline directing him this time, just a manual on his lap and a case of energy-supplemented drinks at his feet.

No one will come looking for the Distress Crew for at least three weeks, according to the last comm on the ship's log.

Techno has time and, with a full stomach and four bodies still chopped finely in the freezer, he has the means to teach himself properly.

So, he learns. He only crashes a couple of times, and the damage is never more severe than the exterior issues.

He teaches himself to fly and he gets himself the hell out of the Inner Systems, moving further from government jurisdiction with every station stop.

If he'd had the thought to bring the Distress Crew along, he probably would have, but--as it is--Technoblade grabs a few sorry souls on his way back to his ship in the dead of night and practices sharpening his claws on the meat of someone's throat.

He figures out that he only needs a few handfuls of meat every day. When he tries to ration beyond that, his head starts to buzz with a million voices and he curls up on the deck to stare at the stars and sob.

------

Technoblade first meets Philza when he's twenty-seven.

In the sixty-eight years that he's spent traversing the galaxy and hopping crews since the end of his first family, he's barely aged twelve. To the world, he just barely looks twenty-seven, even after all the time that's passed. Over the years, he's learned more about himself, and the thing that lives inside of him.

Not all Imposters--creatures that tear and eat and change--have something as helpful as Chat in their heads. Some of them haven't settled yet and most of them settle without Chat, but how they survive is a mystery to Technoblade entirely.

Chat is relentless, and sometimes a bit counterproductive, but there's nothing else in his life that keeps him from eating the flesh he bleeds dry.

It's toxic, over time, and highly addictive. While Techno hadn't been aware of the first part, the second was easy enough to figure out after his first time spending weeks shaking and crying when he couldn't find enough flesh.

Apparently, most Imposters slow their aging after their first near-death experience. It's evolutionary, the voices say. They tell him that, for him, that experience had been the flesh-eating, rather than the oxygen failure that had killed his crew.

It's fitting, almost, that he actually meets Philza for the first time when the oxygen system fails. He joins a crew for the umpteenth time, but half of them are hermits and one of them actually lives in the wall, so he doesn't know half of their faces even by his third month with them.

It's longer than he'd usually spend with a crew, but he's found a rhythm among these hiding humans and their strange gadgets.

When the oxygen fails, he takes it as a sign that he's been with them for a bit too long and begins his hunt.

Blood, Chat chants, because it's the meat that will kill him and not their crimson vice, Blood for the Blood God.

He rakes through the first three with his claws

[bites phil

doesn't kill phil (why?)

they travel together for a year while techno takes phil to pick up his son

bonding

wilbur (13) has adopted tomy (6) since phil went away

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tommy: swings a whole ass sword at techno

techno: that's bad form, you know

tommy: …

techno: has his whole ass arm cut off hanging by the sinew

techno: :)

idk]

[crimsonashsys]

Short yet beautifully gruesome!

c!Wilbur and/or c!Techno angst!! For c!wilbur, something to do with his revival and like those 13 years of limbo. For c!techno, something to do with his voices!! I can get more specifc if needed <33

TW!! Graphic thoughts of sh(self mutilation??) getting hurt… blood.. (he punched the mirror…)

Techno paced around his house. Attempting to distract himself with anything he could think of from the echo of screams in his head. He farmed, he cleaned, he read, trained, took Carl out for a ride, yet nothing could stop the screams. The pink haired piglin stood staring at himself in the mirror, his eyes tracing every feature on his face. The voices got louder, as if they held a speaker to his ear,

“Rip them out.”

“Your eyes. Rip them out.”

“Rip them out.”

“Rip them out.”

Within an instant his fist connected with the glass on the mirror, causing it to shatter. As techno looked down at his fist he saw the deep crimson pouring down his hand. The voices immediately got louder, demanding more. Screaming for the blood. He punched the already shattered glass again, more blood pouring from the already bleeding wound. He looked down at his fist, tears streaming down his face.

Im sorry it’s so shorrrt 😞 x reader is my strong suit..

[radios-arcade]

Or maybe what if Techno in a collar 👉👈

The co-rulers of the world have been yoinked

[sircantus]

I wrote techno whump but i cant post itttt bc its part of a bigger au that i WANNA WRITE but THAT AU is LONG AS FUCK and so i have to write like AT LEAST 20k WORDS OF PLOT BEFORE WE EVEN GET TO THE WHUMP THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTEDDDD

[anarchy-and-piglins]

Thinking about human!Techno on osmp again tonight. I love bunnyblade a lot, but 'just a guy human!Techno who somehow got adopted into a hybrid commune' is such a banger and I miss content revolving around that...

[its-coffeetime]

Day 16 Whumptober: Necrosis

Prompt list belongs to @whumptober