#techno crumbs

[technoblade-updates]

Tommy tweeted about Techno.

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by TommyInnit @/tommyinnit. It reads “i miss you so much, blood god. Technoblade Never Dies.” Attached is a photo of a Techno Youtooz.

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[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Can we skip real quick to Tommy living with Techno after the exile and having to see this pig do silly things? (Yes this had twinsduo innit come back)

Like, he knows that Phil lives here and they may eat together but aren't 3 places too much? What's that for?

On the other hand, its weird for Techno to see Tommy to use Wilbur's plate (that became Ghostbur and then...well the gremlin needs to eat)

Or the reading out loud when no one's there. Tommy thinks that Techno is getting some dementia from Philza.

And that hoodie, awfully yellow and ugly and old and why the hell is he so pissed when he asks about the hoodie?

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And then he found the chest. The Wilbur chest. And is like splashing him with cold water when he looks at the photography of the smiling twins. When was the last time he saw any of his brothers smile?

By the time they got back together, they both stopped smiling.

Wanna know what would actually hurt more?

Tommy noticed.

Tommy already noticed because he spent more time with Wilbur than techno, by the end.

During Lmanburg Wilbur would read for them. He gave them his old clothes when they couldn't get new ones and would sleep in his uniform.

Tommy gives techno a few sweaters he still has that don't fit them.

Neither of them say it's Wilbur's, but they both know.

[apollos-boyfriend]

finished cots storyboards i did for class LMAO

[royalarchivist]

Phil: *Reading chat* "Favorite build in the Hardcore world?" Umm. I'm always torn between Chaos Caverns from Season 2, Sky Cities from Season 2, Endlantis, and Flowerfall from Season 4. So I'm like, I can't decide dude. I love them all. They were so fun to do, and I was so proud when I finished them. Yeah. Can't decide. I can't just pick a number 1, it's like tryin'— trying to pick a favorite child.

*leans into the mic* Heh, Techno.

Trying to pick a favorite child is impossible. *leans into the mic* It's Techno.

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

phil going to tell mr phillip he was talking to chat but correcting himself to "the voices" mid sentence for the sake of rp jhgfd

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I can finally live in peace now that we have confirmation that the shitty 'nuke blows up the entire server and everybody dies' thing isn't canon like, the nuke still went off I suppose but nobody died, they just left to live happily ever after and grow and become better people and maybe in time they can meet again in some capacity. C!Bedrockbro crumbs since Tommy mentions he goes to Techno's cabin a lot to think about all the stuff that happens ueueuueueue

The fact that out of all the places they could have picked, they choose Techno's cabin to have a conversation about finding peace and becoming better people, kills me

[technoblade-updates]

Fit saluted a Techno shrine on his stream today! o7

Clip

[Transcript Begins:

*Fit is walking along the top of the potato wall on QSMP with Ramon and walks up to a small building on one side.*

Fit: Alright, but- what’s this?

*Fit zooms into a pink sign next to an armour stand with a golden crown, some potato crates and some bells. The sign reads “In honor of Technoblade. A great friend, son, and person.” Fit silently salutes and takes a swig of a bottle of kombucha after toasting it towards the screen irl. He then turns away in game and continues walking along the wall.*

Fit (to Ramon): Alright, let’s move.

Transcript Ends]

[risingsunresistance]

on one hand i feel like this blog is way more dead than usual bc even my random posts are getting like 1-2 notes, which is fine but kinda unusual. on the other hand i know this blog is not dead bc my pictures of lechonk have 100 notes now jhdkfj

not as many skyblock enjoyers hanging around i guess

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Ok ok I might be shaking (positive)

NGHHH YES TECHNO WRITING. FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY VISION. I like to think when he's writing he completely zones out from what happens around him which is funny to me (no I'm not projecting why would you think that-)

Wilbur being the one to find techno is PEAK I'm glad we can agree on that, in my au that happens too. "How when did you guys adopt him?" "Idk Wilbur found Techno once and refused to let go so"

I also like to think piglins are clingy because of the whole "attack one and all the others attack you" so they usually form packs, which to me means Techno was Clingy with a capital C to Wilbur (and the others, but Wilbur was really the only one who wouldn't complain about techno holding onto him at all times)

Jsjdhsjshdhdb Twinsduo you'll always be famous to me

Any Twinsduo headcanons? (I'm a simple guy ok-)

*cracks knuckles* - Personally I like twinsduo as biological twins and not, but for the purpose of my whack ass Wilbur species HCs I'll say they'd be adoptive siblings. But they are the same age and have the same birthday, which is why they're twins (according to Wilbur) - However if twinsduo were to be biologically related, Wilbur would be the one with the unnatural hair color (dyed brown) because it's funny - In theory Wilbur adopted Techno more than Phil did. She got lost in the nether only to come back to Phil with a little piglin trailing behind her, I like to think she pulled a "Can we keep him? 🥺" And the rest is history - Wilbur is genderqueer and Techno is agender, whenever it comes up Wilbur claims they "took all of the gender in the womb" (Which, as Techno always points out, is not even remotely the case) - Piglins display affection via light headbutts (more like a forehead tap than anything) keyword: light, young piglins often have to learn to rein in their enthusiasm a little bit, even moreso with other species. Point being, Techno has absolutely accidentally broken Wilbur's nose at least once with a head bonk when they were little - Both Wilbur and Techno have the capacity to infodump but usually Techno is the one doing most of the listening (half-listening more often than not but shhhh) Techno usually waits until Wilbur tires himself out to ramble, when they were kids Wilbur would fall asleep to Techno's ramblings before bed. Sometimes Techno would ramble to help Wilbur fall asleep during pogtopia - They get into debates fairly regularly about political theory. People think they're arguing (and they are) but they're usually having fun, though they rarely if ever come to any sort of actual understanding on account of how stubborn they both are /lh - When they do argue they're known to quickly devolve into roughhousing (at least when their arguments are more lighthearted) Techno almost always beats Wilbur's ass but Wilbur can never pass up the challenge - Wilbur gained a fondness for poetry from Techno (I like to think Techno enjoys writing in his spare time :3) - Techno was selectively mute for awhile there when he was small, Wilbur picked up sign to speak with him better. They still sign to eachother from time to time (partially for the secrecy and partially because Wilbur's hearing isn't too good from the explosions)

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Do you ever think about Ghostbur trying to braid Techno's hair but he can't? Or Techno living in the middle of water and yet there is Ghostbur? Or Techno's mourning for Wilbur having to wait because Phil needs him? Revivedbur going to talking to Techno when he started apologizing only because he couldn't start with Tommy? The voices saying "Wilbur is here" but it was only Ghostbur? The fear that Techno must have felt when the voices said "Wilbur is gone" when Revivedbur yeeted to Utah? Like, his brother is dead again??? The pain in Technoblade never dies, but his brothers did?

My dsmp canon lore may be a little wrong but *looks at the void*

CAO WHAT THE FUCK (EXTREMELY POSITIVE)

“ The pain in Technoblade never dies, but his brothers did? „

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT DROP THIS SHIT ON ME AND THEN GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE. CAO.PLEASE. PLEASE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME. I'M SUPPOSED TO STUDY BUT NOW I NEED TO DRAW THEM.

Imagine Techno trying to comfort Ghostbur. Trying to assure him everything's fine when Ghostbur can tell its not, he can tell Techno's hurting but won't tell him why but he remembers Techno used to because they were brothers and trusted eachother and why can't you trust me anymore Techno? Did I do something wrong? And Techno can't tell him why because it would mean admitting he's not ok and-

[simplepotatofarmer]

i saw your post about c!techno and c!skeppy being mutual friends, but i just wanted to propose my personal headcanon of them being old, long-time friends from even before the dsmp (to parallel their youtube history together, but also bc of techno reaching out to skeppy to free carl (and jokingly to free dream), and techno being the first one to see skeppy's skywars map in the smp, + they always kinda had each others backs tbh, techno trusting skeppy enough with his trident and giving him spare armor) -- and in 2019, dream was the one who built the parkour dungeon in that one skeppy and techno video, so i feel like the rivalsduo background can go deeper as well

(i've been on a total orphanduo kick lately and i need to spread the propoganda . living off of Crumbs😞)

oh, i like that!

it would make sense that c!techno and c!skeppy have a bit of history considering their interactions on the dsmp. i think that's a cool idea!

honestly, i'm really here for the idea that c!rivals duo's closest mutual friend is skeppy. it implies so much about both of them that i really love the whole thing.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I can- I can do this, watch– [He goes into windowed mode] Right? And then that allows me to just quickly click on stuff without alt-tabbing every 2 seconds.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Windowed mode, el- Emerald duo crumbs" Jesus Christ. [Laughs] The fact that- the fact that this– [He goes into windowed mode again and cracks up, leaning off-camera and slapping his desk] The fact that this is your "Techno crumbs" is crazy.

Phil: He did do this a lot. He- he did not like to alt-tab. He- instead of alt-tabbing, he would just hit F11. Which just put it in like, fckin' tiny window mode. Alright. Anyway–

[floweery]

Ohmygoshimsoexcited

MCYTBLR SEXYWOMEN POLL ROUND ONE ->

RULES + INFO -

Inspired, of course, by the fantastic @mcytblrsexymen poll.

This is a poll to find out who is the best tumblr sexywoman out of the mcyts. The definition of a tumblr sexywoman is not a woman who is sexy, but usually a character who can look good while killing someone, and is also a little cringefail and pathetic wet cat. Traditional tumblr sexywoman (Eda, Lady Dimitrescu) usually have distinctive appearances, or are MILFs. So, in this competition, CaptainPuffy would be a good fit, whereas DocM77 would not.

The character does not necessarily have to be female or conform to any gender at all, but in most of the other various mcyt polls we are severely lacking in women characters, so here's a chance to show them some love!

any questions you may have go to me or to @cromatheskeleton, my lovely mod

ROUND ONE -

Enderian (Fable SMP) VS Ranboo (OSMP)

Katherine Elizabeth (ESMP) VS Astelic (MCC)

Mother (Rats SMP) VS Eret (DSMP)

Ariana Griande (HC) VS Iskall85 (HC)

Aphmau (MC Diaries) VS Milfboss (Penis SMP)

Wilbur (DSMP) VS Joe Hills (HC)

F1NN5TER (MCC) VS Amylee (Stampy’s World)

LDShadowlady (ESMP) VS TaneeshaHogan (Dominion SMP)

StacyPlays VS FalseSymmetry (ESMP)

Jojo Solos (MCC) VS Ranboo (DSMP)

Snifferish (Bear SMP) VS Girl Dream (DSMP)

HBomb94 (DSMP) VS Techno (DSMP)

Shubble (ESMP) VS Sally The Salmon (DSMP)

Jellie (HC) VS KaraCorvus (Earth SMP)

CaptainPuffy (DSMP) VS EthosLab (HC)

Grian (HC) VS Quackity (DSMP)

LDShadowlady (Traffic) VS Bekyamon (Outsiders SMP)

JamieJoan (Dominion SMP) VS SoupForEloise (Rats SMP)

Quinn Hills (HC) VS The Moon (HC)

Mumza (DSMP) VS Ponk (DSMP)

Cleo (traffic) VS Guqqie (Area Unknown)

Blushi (MCC) VS Pearl (Traffic)

Mother Spore (HC) VS StressMonster (HC)

Justaminx (DSMP) VS IvoryCello

Cuptoast VS Pearl (HC)

HeyImBee (Cube SMP) VS Aimsey (DSMP)

OliveSleepy (Rats SMP) VS Nihachu (OSMP)

GeminiTay (HC) VS HannahxxRose (DSMP)

DarkEyebrows (Bear SMP) VS Niki (DSMP)

Midmystic VS Tilly (Double Life)

Tina Kitten (DSMP) VS ZombieCleo (HC)

StacyPlays VS Friend (DSMP)

POLLS GO LIVE ON THE 17th OF FEBRUARY AT 7AM GMT

[just1gnome]

Some fusion concepts and a loose fundy design 💥💥💥

(Watermelon Tourmaline is Techno and Phil, Bloodstone is Tubbo and Tommy)

I'm on vacation rn so I don't have anything polished but I hope these crumbs will suffice

So fundy was supposed to be a normal blue sapphire, but things got messed up and he spent a little too long under and now he's orange and strange. I originally intended for him to be an amber but I thought his prophetic dreams went well with sapphire abilities, thus his very un-sapphire like appearance

Wilbur just stumbled upon him one day in a kindergarten and said damn is anyone gonna father this and didn't wait for an answer

He's got like a figure 8 pupil I didn't get to draw he's silly w it

[localsharkcryptid]

Sometimes, Sometimes one just decides to design banners and house crests for an au- this 'one' in question is me. So it's time for more Dragon Rider AU crumbs.

I will clean this up eventually, but honestly I like the bare bones sketches

Associated Characters/House Heads:

Row 1: Techno, Phil/The Antarctic Empire in general, XD/The Kingdom of Orboros, Puffy

Row 2: Schlatt, Eret, BBH, Sam

The house banners apply to the house 'heads' and their associated family - like for instance XD and Dream share the family crest due to being brothers, same for Bad, Skeppy and Sapnap sharing Bad's and so on and so forth.

I don't know if everyone will get house names/proper last names in this case but maybe. They get banners at least cause I needed ones regardless for The Antarctic Empire and Orboros (decided to name the 'main' kingdom/the general SMP after a play on Ouroboros, rolls off the tongue better than Essempi for me)

[vuetyris]

Jade Shadows related thoughts tm

For context; fandom active since 2016, with various hc & fics

I record all my first runs in case I miss anything or need to refamiliarize myself, but in brief I like it for what it is. Would've liked a more direct content warning than just 'motherhood' which can include a VARIETY of things.

But especially as someone critical on DE's tendency with smaller stories (and hoping between mediums of story telling), I went in with no expectations besides it being Stalker related. That whatever happens doesn't conflict with personal hcs, they can split off etc, and did not share an expectation that it'd be lgbt+ rep JUST off the expectation of it being released during pride month. Feels unhealthy to go into it expecting a certain outcome from a big company's story telling, especially on the premise of release timing. Just icing on the cake if it is :)

Historically DE has issue with smaller scale stories; they have high ambitions and not a lot of restrictions where they put their resources. From the Simaris Scans, the Prime logs, the various scanning stories, EVEN NIGHTWAVE, which has only to date had three story sets. There's a lot of crumbs of their ideas that don't work or aren't able to work on in a constant rhythm. So not just tooting my horn that "DE is trying their best with what they got", they fumble constantly, and their limits just happen to only be "what resources (money, time, and people) do we have".

I still remember them wanting to do Railjack and TNW all in ONE PACKAGE, in ONE UPDATE, before the pandemic kicked them in the ass.

Again before tangent of historic context; I liked Jade Shadows for what it was, a brief three mission jaunt around as the Stalker. Whom for all intensive purpose of the story is not shown to be very caring of others, and in context at the point out for the tenno for the slaughter. Jade gives context for why Stalker is like that TM; Stalker is selfish, self-serving, unwilling to ask for help, and the only person that spoke up was the Old War Relic that fed his daughter to the Orokin and did nothing to stop his son from succumbing to the same fate by the same man.

Hunhow and Stalker both have issues and it kinda feeds off one another, and Jade didn't deserve the double-wammy. Its a dark story brought of the world ruined by the Orokin and their colonizing empire that ripped up ever resource they could before setting the Sentients out whom they built to be rued of their reproduction if they traveled back through the void. Body autonomy and societal abuses has been a constant theme throughout warframe, and that means sometimes its uncomfortable! That's good! Fiction is a tool to analyze the uncomfortable spaces in a safe manner, and allow the viewer to step away if they need to.

Was it done well? No, it has room for improvement, it could've involved Jade more as an active role instead of just relegated to Stalker's manpain, but its done better than other media who sole purpose from the get-go is some dude's mainpain. Relegated to the end was that Jade and Sorren were both seemingly glad for it, but there was a hesitancy alike to Dagath's situation. It wasn't socially -allowed-, and may or may not be in relation to why they were both transformed to warframes. And may be what was referred to before of Stalker being a 'low guardian'. We may not, or may never, know his mental state at the time, but the weight of the Orokin empire still hung over him as the system changed.

I wish there was more of Jade than just having her laying there as a story piece honestly :( More of her relation to Sorren, why she still stayed with him, more than just as a vessel for the story, you know, give more oofm to the ending of her becoming one of the jade light and a techno-organic baby left in her wake. Her relation to Stalker after the war where she had to save his ass from a default Excalibur. But we didn't and I'm sad. :(

AS FOR the labor section; preempting with how operator got wrapped up in the situation by Stalker coming in and demanding help by the end of his scythe; the circumstances forced to comply just like how the Orokin would do before with others. Stalker is just the same as the 'golden lords', replicating the same cycle of abuse that society saw as normal.

Did I like the thought of teenage character being subjected to the outcome of the events of: society defying pregnancy -> body transformed to a low guardian as punishment -> (potential implications of depending on an abusive system for support, akin to military service to access health care and financial support where if you did not engage you aren't allowed to access) -> Death of the terrible system of oppressive and colonial Orokin empire -> Unwilling to change for the changing society, and unwilling to engage with other victims of the same exact system -> Prolonged inaccessibility to the necessary care to survive a difficult pregnancy until the very last moment?

No; I would've preferred the Drifter if it had to be engaged with, at least in the touchy aspect of child/teenager + pregnancy/labor. It at LEAST has the detachment that they're not actively going through it, it doesn't come with the specific body-autonomy horror of carrying another life to term - which is something I would've preferred more.

BUT CONSIDERING, how within USAmerica legislators have been stripping that same body autonomy from afab people, allowing far worse to happen than just "press button to go into labor" its good to have such difficult topics handled! Because shaming it, disallowing conversations around it, or even shaming the 'thought' around even the briefest of acknowledgement, is no better than the pro/anti fandom bullshit that are two extremes of tolerance or intolerance.

As a story beat it stripped both the player and the operator of body autonomy for that ONE moment; an operator that had put a brief trust in helping the Stalker, to help a warframe with an affliction they had no idea of going in.

And, said as personally, as uncomfortable as it may be, it also speaks into the moment of an adult coercion of a child or teenager. He walks in and asks for help with a scythe aimed at the person they ask for help, it's not a plea, its a demand, to which the details are never discussed. Especially under a guise of 'don't want to say no' isn't easy to get across in a quick way within dialogue, so they leave it to interruption. And so has to go along with it, no matter what happens, and it just end with an astral projection event of the results of such a predicament.

It's a dense cluster of subject matter that is hard to get across, and if it resonates or not, tasteful or not, its handled in a delicate way that other media would just fuck up with majorly.

I'm not touching the fandom built expectation that i'd be yoai. That's on ya'll getting riled up after witw and wanting token instead of what warframe has already been doing. LGBT+ as people instead of tallies.