#techno crumbs

[technoblade-updates]

Tommy tweeted about Techno.

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by TommyInnit @/tommyinnit. It reads “i miss you so much, blood god. Technoblade Never Dies.” Attached is a photo of a Techno Youtooz.

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[softbeanofexistentialcrisis]

4/4 IN SUITS WHO CHEERED

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Can we skip real quick to Tommy living with Techno after the exile and having to see this pig do silly things? (Yes this had twinsduo innit come back)

Like, he knows that Phil lives here and they may eat together but aren't 3 places too much? What's that for?

On the other hand, its weird for Techno to see Tommy to use Wilbur's plate (that became Ghostbur and then...well the gremlin needs to eat)

Or the reading out loud when no one's there. Tommy thinks that Techno is getting some dementia from Philza.

And that hoodie, awfully yellow and ugly and old and why the hell is he so pissed when he asks about the hoodie?

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And then he found the chest. The Wilbur chest. And is like splashing him with cold water when he looks at the photography of the smiling twins. When was the last time he saw any of his brothers smile?

By the time they got back together, they both stopped smiling.

Wanna know what would actually hurt more?

Tommy noticed.

Tommy already noticed because he spent more time with Wilbur than techno, by the end.

During Lmanburg Wilbur would read for them. He gave them his old clothes when they couldn't get new ones and would sleep in his uniform.

Tommy gives techno a few sweaters he still has that don't fit them.

Neither of them say it's Wilbur's, but they both know.

[apollos-boyfriend]

finished cots storyboards i did for class LMAO

[royalarchivist]

Phil: *Reading chat* "Favorite build in the Hardcore world?" Umm. I'm always torn between Chaos Caverns from Season 2, Sky Cities from Season 2, Endlantis, and Flowerfall from Season 4. So I'm like, I can't decide dude. I love them all. They were so fun to do, and I was so proud when I finished them. Yeah. Can't decide. I can't just pick a number 1, it's like tryin'— trying to pick a favorite child.

*leans into the mic* Heh, Techno.

Trying to pick a favorite child is impossible. *leans into the mic* It's Techno.

[risingsunresistance]

on one hand i feel like this blog is way more dead than usual bc even my random posts are getting like 1-2 notes, which is fine but kinda unusual. on the other hand i know this blog is not dead bc my pictures of lechonk have 100 notes now jhdkfj

not as many skyblock enjoyers hanging around i guess

[melscrate]

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Ok ok I might be shaking (positive)

NGHHH YES TECHNO WRITING. FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY VISION. I like to think when he's writing he completely zones out from what happens around him which is funny to me (no I'm not projecting why would you think that-)

Wilbur being the one to find techno is PEAK I'm glad we can agree on that, in my au that happens too. "How when did you guys adopt him?" "Idk Wilbur found Techno once and refused to let go so"

I also like to think piglins are clingy because of the whole "attack one and all the others attack you" so they usually form packs, which to me means Techno was Clingy with a capital C to Wilbur (and the others, but Wilbur was really the only one who wouldn't complain about techno holding onto him at all times)

Jsjdhsjshdhdb Twinsduo you'll always be famous to me

Any Twinsduo headcanons? (I'm a simple guy ok-)

*cracks knuckles* - Personally I like twinsduo as biological twins and not, but for the purpose of my whack ass Wilbur species HCs I'll say they'd be adoptive siblings. But they are the same age and have the same birthday, which is why they're twins (according to Wilbur) - However if twinsduo were to be biologically related, Wilbur would be the one with the unnatural hair color (dyed brown) because it's funny - In theory Wilbur adopted Techno more than Phil did. She got lost in the nether only to come back to Phil with a little piglin trailing behind her, I like to think she pulled a "Can we keep him? 🥺" And the rest is history - Wilbur is genderqueer and Techno is agender, whenever it comes up Wilbur claims they "took all of the gender in the womb" (Which, as Techno always points out, is not even remotely the case) - Piglins display affection via light headbutts (more like a forehead tap than anything) keyword: light, young piglins often have to learn to rein in their enthusiasm a little bit, even moreso with other species. Point being, Techno has absolutely accidentally broken Wilbur's nose at least once with a head bonk when they were little - Both Wilbur and Techno have the capacity to infodump but usually Techno is the one doing most of the listening (half-listening more often than not but shhhh) Techno usually waits until Wilbur tires himself out to ramble, when they were kids Wilbur would fall asleep to Techno's ramblings before bed. Sometimes Techno would ramble to help Wilbur fall asleep during pogtopia - They get into debates fairly regularly about political theory. People think they're arguing (and they are) but they're usually having fun, though they rarely if ever come to any sort of actual understanding on account of how stubborn they both are /lh - When they do argue they're known to quickly devolve into roughhousing (at least when their arguments are more lighthearted) Techno almost always beats Wilbur's ass but Wilbur can never pass up the challenge - Wilbur gained a fondness for poetry from Techno (I like to think Techno enjoys writing in his spare time :3) - Techno was selectively mute for awhile there when he was small, Wilbur picked up sign to speak with him better. They still sign to eachother from time to time (partially for the secrecy and partially because Wilbur's hearing isn't too good from the explosions)

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I can finally live in peace now that we have confirmation that the shitty 'nuke blows up the entire server and everybody dies' thing isn't canon like, the nuke still went off I suppose but nobody died, they just left to live happily ever after and grow and become better people and maybe in time they can meet again in some capacity. C!Bedrockbro crumbs since Tommy mentions he goes to Techno's cabin a lot to think about all the stuff that happens ueueuueueue

The fact that out of all the places they could have picked, they choose Techno's cabin to have a conversation about finding peace and becoming better people, kills me

[technoblade-updates]

Fit saluted a Techno shrine on his stream today! o7

Clip

[Transcript Begins:

*Fit is walking along the top of the potato wall on QSMP with Ramon and walks up to a small building on one side.*

Fit: Alright, but- what’s this?

*Fit zooms into a pink sign next to an armour stand with a golden crown, some potato crates and some bells. The sign reads “In honor of Technoblade. A great friend, son, and person.” Fit silently salutes and takes a swig of a bottle of kombucha after toasting it towards the screen irl. He then turns away in game and continues walking along the wall.*

Fit (to Ramon): Alright, let’s move.

Transcript Ends]

[somelegobird]

I need something to do so uh,,, *ahem*

What every character has said they love(d) (according to the fandom wiki transcripts)

Same structure as my wish list, this doc has it colour coded and some extra notes from me if you're curious.

I'm not taking tone into account here because I can't understand it!! I'm also only counting stuff that they said themselves, if someone else said they love something/one it won't be counted. Maybe if I get bored one day I'll create a second version in the doc that does include them, but don't count on it.

I've only done this to the episode The Spell at the Waterfall (DR s2e5) because that's the latest transcript available SOMEONE PLEASE GO DO THE TRANSCRIPTS AAA

Acronix

For Kai and Nya to try and escape

Arin

The idea of looking out for ways to help anywhere he can

His parents

Benthomaar

Trimaar

Brad

Planting flowers

Chen

Buttons

Lessons

Cole

To visit his Mom and Dad

The smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night

His Tread Assault

Ceremonies

Chocolate-covered shell peas

Slow jam

Dareth

Mr. Pale's work

When a plan comes together in his head

Delara

Nadakhan

Dr. Julien

Zane

Ed

A tour of the Bounty

To see Nya again

Edna's crumb cake

Edna

A tour of the Bounty

To see Nya again

Fedulian

To catch the ruffian that broke into his place

Garmadon

What the Oni did with Ninjago

Harumi

Lloyd

Jay

When it's Zane's night to cook

The idea of whoever finding the identity of Samurai X becoming the green ninja

Daffy Dale

Their new gis (in Rebooted)

The hacking capabilities of the Techno Blades

The Weekend Whip

Fritz Donnegan movies

His room in the Tournament of the Elements

Roller Skates

Skiing

Cleaning the hull of one of Nadakhan's ships

Parades

Going in and kicking snake butt, or whatever passes as a snake's butt

Mister Cuddlywomp

Nya (Six times)

The smell of arcade in the morning

Kai

The idea of the ninja holding a tournament to figure out who is the best

The gold highlights of their uniforms

A good old fashioned rollercoaster

Nya (twice)

When a plan comes together

Sitting around and talking instead of doing

Crazy ideas

Clutch's book

The "infinite lives thing" of Prime Empire

His Golden Dragon Raider

Karlof

To build

Lloyd

The dark

The idea of being called "Mutt the Miracle"

The Destiny's Shadow

Lou

Kai's energy

Mechanic

Spider bombs

Misako

Garmadon

Lloyd

Murtessa

To see a demonstration of Jay's elemental powers

Mystake

Ninjago

Nelson

Bananakhan flavoured ice cream

NinjaFanInfinity

The New Ninja and the Classic Ninja working together

Nya

To go on a date with Jay

The lights of Day of the Departed

Jay

Nyad

The song of the whales

Percival

Studying at school

Pixal

Zane (Three times)

Pythor

Revenge

Raggmunk

The smell of screams in the evening

Ronin

The Allied Armor of Azure

The Ninja's TV spot

Rufus McCallister

Zane

Sora

Allotted recreation hour

Arin (twice)

Spitz

The smell of new old stuff in the morning

Suetonius

Mucoid hat mondays

Trimaar

Benthomaar

Vangelis

Vania

Wu

Scenic drives

Misako

Zane

Pixal

Below is this list but ordered chronologically and the lines are directly copied from the transcript (and it says what season & episode they are). There's also some lines that aren't included above because they weren't directly about one person's love

Rise of the Serpentine

(Rise of the Snakes) Kai: And will be declared the Green Ninja! I love it!

(Home) Jay: Mmm. Oh, I love it when it's Zane's night to cook.

(Home) Wu: Yes, Zane. We would love for you to make dinner.

(Snakebit) Ed & Edna: We'd love a tour!

(Snakebit) Lloyd: I'm the son of the Dark Lord. I love the dark. I eat this stuff for breakfast.

(Snakebit) Cole: Hi, Mom and Dad. Of course, I'd love to visit.

(Never Trust a Snake) Pythor: Hmm, I love revenge!

(Can of Worms) Cole: Ah. I love the smell of land hurtling towards you in the middle of the night.

(The Snake King) Kai: I love the gold highlights.

(The Snake King) Kai: I love a good old fashioned roller coaster,

(The Snake King) Jay: So whoever learns the identity of this Samurai is the one who will become the destined Green Ninja. Ha! I love it.

(Tick Tock) Dr. Julien: And the only reason I'm about to do this is because I love you.

(Once Bitten, Twice Shy) Nya: Sure! I'd love to.

(The Royal Blacksmiths) Lou: Kai, love the energy, hate the hair.

(The Rise of the Great Devourer) Cole: I love this thing.

Legacy of the Green Ninja

(Darkness Shall Rise) Wu: Also, I love scenic drives. 

(Double Trouble) Cole: I love ceremonies. 

(Double Trouble) Brad: And I love planting flowers.

(Child's Play) Jay: Oh, look. A first edition "Daffy Dale." I used to love that nut growing up. 

(The Last Voyage) Rufus: I love you, you stupid Nindroid.

(Island of Darkness) Misako: There was a time when I loved him very much.

(Island of Darkness) Kai: Oh, I love my sis.

Rebooted

(The Surge) Jay: I love the new threads.

(The Surge) Jay: Ha! I love it! 

(The Art of the Silent Fist) Jay: Hey, I love this song.

(Codename: Arcturus) Jay: I love Fritz Donnegan movies.

(Codename: Arcturus) Kai: Ah. I love it when a plan comes together.

Tournament of the Elements

(Only One can Remain) Jay: Haha! I love my room!

(Only One Can Remain) Cole: Look, chocolate-covered shell peas. I love these.

(Ninja Roll) Jay: Oh, roller skates. I love roller skates!

(Ninja Roll) Chen: Button, button, I love buttons.

(The Forgotten Element) Chen: I love lessons.

Possession

(Stiix and Stones) Ronin: Hey, love the armour.

(Grave Danger) Jay: Whoo-hoo! I love skiing! Haha!

(Curseworld, Part I) Cole: I do love a slow jam.

Skybound

(Public Enemy Number One) Ronin: Been meaning to say, love the TV spot.

(Public Enemy Number One) Kai: Haha. I love my little sister.

(My Dinner with Nadakhan) Jay: Ha! I love it!

(Wishmasters) Lloyd: Uh, sounds great. Love the idea.

(Operation Land Ho!) Edna: And after you save Nya, bring her over for a bite. We'd love to see her again.

(The Way Back) Nadakhan: But do you still love me? Delara: Of course.

Day of the Departed

Nya: Oh, this is my favorite holiday. I love all the lights.

Ed: I know, son, but I love your mother's crumb cake.

Hands of Time

(A Time of Traitors) Jay: Aw, I love a parade.

(Scavengers) Kai: Oh, yay, I just love sitting around and talking instead of doing.

(Scavengers) Jay: I love it!

(A Line in the Sand) Raggmunk: Ah, I just love the smell of screams in the evening.

(The Attack) Jay: Mister Cuddlywomp… is a teddy bear I used to love when I was five, but now he's totally lame and—

(Secrets Discovered) Lloyd: I love it!

(Pause and Effect) Wu: I should have told you I loved you before you went to—

(Out of the Fire and Into the Boiling Sea) Acronix: I suppose escape is impossible, although I'd love for them to try.

Sons of Garmadon

(Game of Masks) Harumi: I...I love you.

Hunted

(Iron & Stone) Dareth: I love your work.

(Iron & Stone) Karlof: I love to build!

(Two Lies, One Truth) Mystake: And I fell in love with this world he created.

(The Weakest link) Dareth: I love it when a plan comes together in my head.

March of The Oni

(Into the Breach) Garmadon: Love what you've done with the place.

(Endings) Misako: I love you. 

(Endings) Kai: I love crazy ideas.

Secrets of the Forbidden Spinjitzu

(The Belly of the Beast) Jay: Oh, thank you, Nya! I love you.

(Boobytraps and How to Survive Them) Kai: Yeah! I love...that book.

(Ninja vs Lava) Jay: Oh, thank you Nya! I love you!

(The Message) Zane: Pixal, I love you.

(The Kaiju Protocol) Pixal: If this doesn't work, please tell Zane... I love him!

Prime Empire

(Superstar Rockin' Jay) Kai: Huh. I love this infinite-lives-thing!

(One Step Forward, Two Steps Back) Jay: I love you!

(The Temple of Madness) Jay: Don't leave me! I love you.

Master of the Mountain

(Queen of the Munce) Murtessa: I would love to see a demonstration.

(The Skull Sorcerer) Vangelis: I love you, child, but why don't you ever listen?

Seabound

(Long Live the king) Trimaar: I love you.

(Long Live the King) Benthomaar: I love you too, Father.

(Papergirl) Nelson: I love Bananakhan

(The Calm Before the Storm) Jay: Ah, I love the smell of arcade in the morning.

(Nyad) Nya: she mouths "I love you."

(The Turn of the Tide) Jay: Nya! I... I love you.

Crystalized

(The Call of Home) Nyad: Oh, I love their song.

(Public Enemies 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5!) Kai: Wow. I love this thing!

(A Painful Promise) Jay: Take care of Nya. Tell her I love her.

(The Fall of the Monastery) Mechanic: I love these things.

(Return of the Ice Emperor) Pixal: Zane, if these are our last functional moments, I want to express that my love for you is ingrained deeply in my circuits.

(Compatible) Pixal: I felt things ... I never felt before. I felt ... love. For you.

Dragons Rising season 1

(Return to Imperium) Past Sora: I'm just excited about getting back to my work is all, but love allotted recreation hour.

(Mindless Beasts) Percival: I love studying at school!

(Mindless Beasts) Arin: Love the sound of that.

(The Temple of the Dragon Cores) Sora: I love ya, Arin, but not everything is some big cosmic plan.

Dragons Rising season 2

(The Blood Moon) NinjaFanInfinity: New ninja, classic ninja, working together? Love it!

(Shattered Dreams) Suetonius: Mucoid Hat Mondays. Yes! Love.

(Shattered Dreams) Fedulian: I'd love to catch the ruffian that broke into my place, but I have a business to run.

(Shattered Dreams) Sora: Arin I love you buddy, but you got to realize that not everyone tells the truth.

(Beyond the Phantasm Cave) Arin: What? No! I love you! I miss you!

(Force From the East) Spitz: Ah, I just love the smell of new old stuff in the morning.

If you notice an error or want me to order it in another way for ease of use, feel free to tell me!

[floweery]

Ohmygoshimsoexcited

MCYTBLR SEXYWOMEN POLL ROUND ONE ->

RULES + INFO -

Inspired, of course, by the fantastic @mcytblrsexymen poll.

This is a poll to find out who is the best tumblr sexywoman out of the mcyts. The definition of a tumblr sexywoman is not a woman who is sexy, but usually a character who can look good while killing someone, and is also a little cringefail and pathetic wet cat. Traditional tumblr sexywoman (Eda, Lady Dimitrescu) usually have distinctive appearances, or are MILFs. So, in this competition, CaptainPuffy would be a good fit, whereas DocM77 would not.

The character does not necessarily have to be female or conform to any gender at all, but in most of the other various mcyt polls we are severely lacking in women characters, so here's a chance to show them some love!

any questions you may have go to me or to @cromatheskeleton, my lovely mod

ROUND ONE -

Enderian (Fable SMP) VS Ranboo (OSMP)

Katherine Elizabeth (ESMP) VS Astelic (MCC)

Mother (Rats SMP) VS Eret (DSMP)

Ariana Griande (HC) VS Iskall85 (HC)

Aphmau (MC Diaries) VS Milfboss (Penis SMP)

Wilbur (DSMP) VS Joe Hills (HC)

F1NN5TER (MCC) VS Amylee (Stampy’s World)

LDShadowlady (ESMP) VS TaneeshaHogan (Dominion SMP)

StacyPlays VS FalseSymmetry (ESMP)

Jojo Solos (MCC) VS Ranboo (DSMP)

Snifferish (Bear SMP) VS Girl Dream (DSMP)

HBomb94 (DSMP) VS Techno (DSMP)

Shubble (ESMP) VS Sally The Salmon (DSMP)

Jellie (HC) VS KaraCorvus (Earth SMP)

CaptainPuffy (DSMP) VS EthosLab (HC)

Grian (HC) VS Quackity (DSMP)

LDShadowlady (Traffic) VS Bekyamon (Outsiders SMP)

JamieJoan (Dominion SMP) VS SoupForEloise (Rats SMP)

Quinn Hills (HC) VS The Moon (HC)

Mumza (DSMP) VS Ponk (DSMP)

Cleo (traffic) VS Guqqie (Area Unknown)

Blushi (MCC) VS Pearl (Traffic)

Mother Spore (HC) VS StressMonster (HC)

Justaminx (DSMP) VS IvoryCello

Cuptoast VS Pearl (HC)

HeyImBee (Cube SMP) VS Aimsey (DSMP)

OliveSleepy (Rats SMP) VS Nihachu (OSMP)

GeminiTay (HC) VS HannahxxRose (DSMP)

DarkEyebrows (Bear SMP) VS Niki (DSMP)

Midmystic VS Tilly (Double Life)

Tina Kitten (DSMP) VS ZombieCleo (HC)

StacyPlays VS Friend (DSMP)

POLLS GO LIVE ON THE 17th OF FEBRUARY AT 7AM GMT

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Do you ever think about Ghostbur trying to braid Techno's hair but he can't? Or Techno living in the middle of water and yet there is Ghostbur? Or Techno's mourning for Wilbur having to wait because Phil needs him? Revivedbur going to talking to Techno when he started apologizing only because he couldn't start with Tommy? The voices saying "Wilbur is here" but it was only Ghostbur? The fear that Techno must have felt when the voices said "Wilbur is gone" when Revivedbur yeeted to Utah? Like, his brother is dead again??? The pain in Technoblade never dies, but his brothers did?

My dsmp canon lore may be a little wrong but *looks at the void*

CAO WHAT THE FUCK (EXTREMELY POSITIVE)

“ The pain in Technoblade never dies, but his brothers did? „

YOU SIMPLY CANNOT DROP THIS SHIT ON ME AND THEN GO ON WITH YOUR LIFE. CAO.PLEASE. PLEASE YOU'RE GOING TO KILL ME. I'M SUPPOSED TO STUDY BUT NOW I NEED TO DRAW THEM.

Imagine Techno trying to comfort Ghostbur. Trying to assure him everything's fine when Ghostbur can tell its not, he can tell Techno's hurting but won't tell him why but he remembers Techno used to because they were brothers and trusted eachother and why can't you trust me anymore Techno? Did I do something wrong? And Techno can't tell him why because it would mean admitting he's not ok and-

[simplepotatofarmer]

i saw your post about c!techno and c!skeppy being mutual friends, but i just wanted to propose my personal headcanon of them being old, long-time friends from even before the dsmp (to parallel their youtube history together, but also bc of techno reaching out to skeppy to free carl (and jokingly to free dream), and techno being the first one to see skeppy's skywars map in the smp, + they always kinda had each others backs tbh, techno trusting skeppy enough with his trident and giving him spare armor) -- and in 2019, dream was the one who built the parkour dungeon in that one skeppy and techno video, so i feel like the rivalsduo background can go deeper as well

(i've been on a total orphanduo kick lately and i need to spread the propoganda . living off of Crumbs😞)

oh, i like that!

it would make sense that c!techno and c!skeppy have a bit of history considering their interactions on the dsmp. i think that's a cool idea!

honestly, i'm really here for the idea that c!rivals duo's closest mutual friend is skeppy. it implies so much about both of them that i really love the whole thing.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I can- I can do this, watch– [He goes into windowed mode] Right? And then that allows me to just quickly click on stuff without alt-tabbing every 2 seconds.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Windowed mode, el- Emerald duo crumbs" Jesus Christ. [Laughs] The fact that- the fact that this– [He goes into windowed mode again and cracks up, leaning off-camera and slapping his desk] The fact that this is your "Techno crumbs" is crazy.

Phil: He did do this a lot. He- he did not like to alt-tab. He- instead of alt-tabbing, he would just hit F11. Which just put it in like, fckin' tiny window mode. Alright. Anyway–

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

RAHHH THE SILLIES!!!!!!! RHET LOOK AO COOL AIAJSUHEHDHDJ

I was talking to one of my mutuals the other day, and so I drew fanart of their AU:

It’s a c!twins duo AU, if you learn about it, you can ask them about it: