#techno crumbs

[technoblade-updates]

Tommy tweeted about Techno.

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A cropped screenshot of a tweet by TommyInnit @/tommyinnit. It reads “i miss you so much, blood god. Technoblade Never Dies.” Attached is a photo of a Techno Youtooz.

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[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Thinking about TwinsDuo and how they grew up to be twins. They never were in the original start of the duo, and they could not end in that. They could have been polar opposites in the image of just two people that somehow are the exact opposite of the other. Yet, they are twins. The identical twins.

We could have gone with Wilbur+Glasses that he doesn't need and Techno+No glasses but damn he needs them. Or with Natural Hair Soot and Pink artificial Hair Blade. Or Tall Stick Wil and Buff Shorter Techno. That would make them polar opposites and that will be.

Yet, they are twins first and then opposite. They both use glasses even if just one needs them. Techno has pink artificial hair but he had natural brown hair like Wilbur's. And they started with similar body types but changed with time.

They always start as twins and we don't need that to make them polar opposites but damn, they are twins. Wilbur uses glasses because of Techno's need for glasses, Techno has his hair pink and long and somehow now he takes more care of his appearance than Wilbur and Wilbur is still shit at sport violence but Techno is even more shit with instruments.

But actually no, because Techno plays the violin while Wilbur plays the guitar. And actually, Wilbur is good at passive violence and makes your life so hard that you wish for a punch from Techno. And you what? Maybe Wilbur doesn't put that much in his appearance, or maybe Techno doesn't. Or maybe both don't, or they just care about something about their appearance. And that works in anyways because they're twins they are supposed to be identical in every difference.

That's why both have glasses and both are good at violence and have insomnia but one sleeps through the day and the other has a problematic need of caffeine though the day.

They are opposite twins and it's great because they can be just opposite (glasses Vs no glasses) or identical (both glasses but still not the same). It gives so much to play with!

We go from "Wilbur plays and Techno reads" to "Wilbur reads musicals, theatre and poetry and Techno reads mythology, history and gardening" where they both read but they read different things".

*breaths*

So yeah, I had twinsduo zoomies

How are you, twin?

First things first

Second of all

YES THATS WHAT IM SAYING!!!

You won't see them being twins in the big picture. They're different, they stand out, pink hair, bulk, saccharine words and stone cold strength - no, it's in the little things. The way they scrunch up their face when thinking. How they push up their glasses when they fall. How they push back their hair while reading.

They have their own lives. They're different, they have their own thing but they laugh the same. They have the same tired replies to snarky remarks. They leave q space for the other while reading next to them because they're so used to him sitting next to them even when they haven't done it in so long.

They're Technoblade and Wilbur but they're also the Twins.

[apollos-boyfriend]

finished cots storyboards i did for class LMAO

[shadowinthetreesbutcooler]

phil going to tell mr phillip he was talking to chat but correcting himself to "the voices" mid sentence for the sake of rp jhgfd

[technofeudalism]

Taller Nepantla: "So where do art and artists stand within this new techno-feudal political landscape?"

1) Artists don’t own anything.

We don’t own the studios. We don’t own the galleries. We don’t own the production of materials. We don’t own the newspapers. We don’t own the art schools and universities. We don’t own the mechanisms of art distribution. We don’t own our work. We don’t even own our own art. Artists have no labor protections and are content to work individually to perpetuate their own myth or pray to the sacred algorithm to go viral. By being atomized we are exactly like a feudal peasant of the Middle Ages, who lives in extreme precariousness giving away part of his crops to his local king. The art world, its industry, its weight, its impact, its trend, everything belongs to other people. Did you know 80% of the art-market is own by a small group of Mega Collectors? Those who control the means of artistic production control the artists.

2) By not owning anything, artists and cultural workers only rent.

We no longer sell handmade works, but instead we sell our hands for work. More and more the creative and artistic sector sells services rather than art. Artists need multiple jobs in order to invest in their art practice. Even more, just as in the feudal stage of history, we work the land in a territory that does not belong to us, the land belongs to the landowner. In this land artists will always pay rent, a tax, to the feudal lord. We use GOOGLE to send emails We upload our art to INSTAGRAM We educate ourselves through YOUTUBE We communicate through TIKTOK We pay to use ADOBE SUIT We buy materials through AMAZON We move through UBER We send files through WETRANSFER Every time we use these platforms, we generate money for the feudal lords.

The art world depends on these platforms, which collect our information and our data, to sell.

When a service is free, our attention is the product. That is, it is impossible for an artist to establish himself as an artist without generating money for the landowners who own the technological platforms. That is, the art world depends on these products. It is impossible to be an artist without using these technologies. Techno-feudalism keeps artists in a situation of -permanent-precariousness dependence on technological platforms. Just like in medieval times, peasants live off the crumbs offered by the crown, living in a house, working on land, and eating food that does not belong to them. Technocapitalists don’t want artists to own the means of artistic reproduction. Technocapitalist instead build a world where everything is rented. Every stage of artistic production from how you imagine an artwork, how you study an artwork, how you draft and artwork, how you build an artwork, how you show an artwork, how you distribute an artwork, how you perceive an artwork, and how you think about an artwork, is all determined by apps and tools which you rented from a tech corporation.

3) Artists SUBSIDIZE the profits of technological platforms.

That is, we pay an inflated price for these services directly from our pockets. The art world depends on the underpaid work of our services. If there were fair wages in the art world, then the entire pyramid wuld be destroyed precisely because it depends on the fact that most artists do not earn a fair wage. All the art we produce and share is being used to train algorithms to better sell us products. When a platform is free, like Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Tumblr, we are the product that is sold. Even more, artists subsidize the entire artworld. We work for free. We work for low wages. We work for exposure. We are the “volunteer army” Jerry Saltz brags about. The artworld benefits from not paying us what we deserve.

4) The entire art world depends on the platforms of the Clouds.

All museums, galleries, fairs, biennials, and auctions depend on the technological infrastructure dominated by feudal landowners. In other words, there is a dependence on these technologies in order to promise an interconnected, cosmopolitan, and immediate “art world.” The feudal landowners who own the technological platforms, having no competition, can impose whatever price they want, and the art world must obey. They can raise prices without losing customers. The price we pay to use TechnoCapitalist services is completely arbitrary. It does not correspond with the quality of the service but rather to the whims of the landlords. One day, black ink for printing is free, the next day it costs $5.99 a month as a part of a subscription package. We are looking at you Anish Kapoor.

5) The algorithm decides what counts as talent as long as it can generate profits.

Algorithms are increasingly deciding what counts as “value.” Major collectors will be able to systematize the works on the market in order to deduce, through algorithms, the value of a work and whether it is a good investment. The algorithm has more power than art critics and art historians. An artist will then adapt to the algorithmic trends of his time, in order to go viral. A work of art that goes viral can change the artist’s life. NFT’s are just one example of techno-feudal experiments in the arts. NFT’s promise decentralization and transparency, but end up replicating the worst aspects of capitalism, feudalism, and what new technologies can do.

In short, the art world is interconnected with techno-feudalism. We artists are technologically and socially dependent on a system that exploits us. It is important to increase media literacy so that artists can build alternative technological systems to cut dependence on monopolistic companies. A king’s mindset is always to grown and conquer. In the end, the artworld’s investment in techno-feudalism will actively bring the destruction of other smaller artworlds in the global south. Techno-feudalism will produce a homogenized, sanitized, apolitical universal art, that privileges creations that protect the artworlds overlords."

[technoblade-updates]

Fit saluted a Techno shrine on his stream today! o7

Clip

[Transcript Begins:

*Fit is walking along the top of the potato wall on QSMP with Ramon and walks up to a small building on one side.*

Fit: Alright, but- what’s this?

*Fit zooms into a pink sign next to an armour stand with a golden crown, some potato crates and some bells. The sign reads “In honor of Technoblade. A great friend, son, and person.” Fit silently salutes and takes a swig of a bottle of kombucha after toasting it towards the screen irl. He then turns away in game and continues walking along the wall.*

Fit (to Ramon): Alright, let’s move.

Transcript Ends]

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I can finally live in peace now that we have confirmation that the shitty 'nuke blows up the entire server and everybody dies' thing isn't canon like, the nuke still went off I suppose but nobody died, they just left to live happily ever after and grow and become better people and maybe in time they can meet again in some capacity. C!Bedrockbro crumbs since Tommy mentions he goes to Techno's cabin a lot to think about all the stuff that happens ueueuueueue

The fact that out of all the places they could have picked, they choose Techno's cabin to have a conversation about finding peace and becoming better people, kills me

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Ok ok I might be shaking (positive)

NGHHH YES TECHNO WRITING. FINALLY SOMEONE SEES MY VISION. I like to think when he's writing he completely zones out from what happens around him which is funny to me (no I'm not projecting why would you think that-)

Wilbur being the one to find techno is PEAK I'm glad we can agree on that, in my au that happens too. "How when did you guys adopt him?" "Idk Wilbur found Techno once and refused to let go so"

I also like to think piglins are clingy because of the whole "attack one and all the others attack you" so they usually form packs, which to me means Techno was Clingy with a capital C to Wilbur (and the others, but Wilbur was really the only one who wouldn't complain about techno holding onto him at all times)

Jsjdhsjshdhdb Twinsduo you'll always be famous to me

Any Twinsduo headcanons? (I'm a simple guy ok-)

*cracks knuckles* - Personally I like twinsduo as biological twins and not, but for the purpose of my whack ass Wilbur species HCs I'll say they'd be adoptive siblings. But they are the same age and have the same birthday, which is why they're twins (according to Wilbur) - However if twinsduo were to be biologically related, Wilbur would be the one with the unnatural hair color (dyed brown) because it's funny - In theory Wilbur adopted Techno more than Phil did. She got lost in the nether only to come back to Phil with a little piglin trailing behind her, I like to think she pulled a "Can we keep him? 🥺" And the rest is history - Wilbur is genderqueer and Techno is agender, whenever it comes up Wilbur claims they "took all of the gender in the womb" (Which, as Techno always points out, is not even remotely the case) - Piglins display affection via light headbutts (more like a forehead tap than anything) keyword: light, young piglins often have to learn to rein in their enthusiasm a little bit, even moreso with other species. Point being, Techno has absolutely accidentally broken Wilbur's nose at least once with a head bonk when they were little - Both Wilbur and Techno have the capacity to infodump but usually Techno is the one doing most of the listening (half-listening more often than not but shhhh) Techno usually waits until Wilbur tires himself out to ramble, when they were kids Wilbur would fall asleep to Techno's ramblings before bed. Sometimes Techno would ramble to help Wilbur fall asleep during pogtopia - They get into debates fairly regularly about political theory. People think they're arguing (and they are) but they're usually having fun, though they rarely if ever come to any sort of actual understanding on account of how stubborn they both are /lh - When they do argue they're known to quickly devolve into roughhousing (at least when their arguments are more lighthearted) Techno almost always beats Wilbur's ass but Wilbur can never pass up the challenge - Wilbur gained a fondness for poetry from Techno (I like to think Techno enjoys writing in his spare time :3) - Techno was selectively mute for awhile there when he was small, Wilbur picked up sign to speak with him better. They still sign to eachother from time to time (partially for the secrecy and partially because Wilbur's hearing isn't too good from the explosions)

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

Can we skip real quick to Tommy living with Techno after the exile and having to see this pig do silly things? (Yes this had twinsduo innit come back)

Like, he knows that Phil lives here and they may eat together but aren't 3 places too much? What's that for?

On the other hand, its weird for Techno to see Tommy to use Wilbur's plate (that became Ghostbur and then...well the gremlin needs to eat)

Or the reading out loud when no one's there. Tommy thinks that Techno is getting some dementia from Philza.

And that hoodie, awfully yellow and ugly and old and why the hell is he so pissed when he asks about the hoodie?

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And then he found the chest. The Wilbur chest. And is like splashing him with cold water when he looks at the photography of the smiling twins. When was the last time he saw any of his brothers smile?

By the time they got back together, they both stopped smiling.

Wanna know what would actually hurt more?

Tommy noticed.

Tommy already noticed because he spent more time with Wilbur than techno, by the end.

During Lmanburg Wilbur would read for them. He gave them his old clothes when they couldn't get new ones and would sleep in his uniform.

Tommy gives techno a few sweaters he still has that don't fit them.

Neither of them say it's Wilbur's, but they both know.

[bvtchw0lfie]

About me/Introduction

Personal info.

31 | UK

She/They

Nicknames: Ammo/Wolfie 🐺

Butch lesbian | Fluid

Switchy switch

Single | Hopeless romantic 🥀

Butch4femme (mostly) | Butch4all

Neurodivergent | Disabled | Chronic pain/illness

Stoner friendly

I'm a loser

Hobbies/Interests.

Heavy metal | Deathcore | Deathmetal | Goth rock | Metalcore | Black metal | Nu-metal | Industrial | Dark techno | Dark electro.

Video games, main loves are big open world RPGs. Games like Fallout | Assassin’s Creed | Skyrim | RDR2 | Balders Gate 3 | Cyberpunk | Mass Effect | Horizon | to name a few.

Documentaries | mainly things on crazy weather | serial killers | disasters | the paranormal | archaeology | history.

I play bass | guitar | sing 🎵 just don’t ask me to sing.

All things horror related | g0re | thrillers | psychological | I love the twisted | the dark | the disturbing | the grotesque & the macabre.

Anything fantasy related.

Vampires | Werewolves | Creatures of the night | Cryptids | Myths.

Anime.

All things medieval.

Swords | axes | knives | flails | maces | melee weapons in general.

My dislikes.

Racism | Bigotry | Fascism.

Homophobia | Transphobia | Ableists | Nazis | P3d0s | I also don't like crumbs in the bed.

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18+ ONLY | MDNI 🚫 TW - Gore, graphic imagery, some se*ual content.

Emojis Taken:

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18+ only! TERFS & MINORS DNI!! TW - NSFT | sexual content | horror | some g0re imagery.

[royalarchivist]

Phil: I can- I can do this, watch– [He goes into windowed mode] Right? And then that allows me to just quickly click on stuff without alt-tabbing every 2 seconds.

Phil: [Reading chat] "Windowed mode, el- Emerald duo crumbs" Jesus Christ. [Laughs] The fact that- the fact that this– [He goes into windowed mode again and cracks up, leaning off-camera and slapping his desk] The fact that this is your "Techno crumbs" is crazy.

Phil: He did do this a lot. He- he did not like to alt-tab. He- instead of alt-tabbing, he would just hit F11. Which just put it in like, fckin' tiny window mode. Alright. Anyway–

[floweery]

Ohmygoshimsoexcited

MCYTBLR SEXYWOMEN POLL ROUND ONE ->

RULES + INFO -

Inspired, of course, by the fantastic @mcytblrsexymen poll.

This is a poll to find out who is the best tumblr sexywoman out of the mcyts. The definition of a tumblr sexywoman is not a woman who is sexy, but usually a character who can look good while killing someone, and is also a little cringefail and pathetic wet cat. Traditional tumblr sexywoman (Eda, Lady Dimitrescu) usually have distinctive appearances, or are MILFs. So, in this competition, CaptainPuffy would be a good fit, whereas DocM77 would not.

The character does not necessarily have to be female or conform to any gender at all, but in most of the other various mcyt polls we are severely lacking in women characters, so here's a chance to show them some love!

any questions you may have go to me or to @cromatheskeleton, my lovely mod

ROUND ONE -

Enderian (Fable SMP) VS Ranboo (OSMP)

Katherine Elizabeth (ESMP) VS Astelic (MCC)

Mother (Rats SMP) VS Eret (DSMP)

Ariana Griande (HC) VS Iskall85 (HC)

Aphmau (MC Diaries) VS Milfboss (Penis SMP)

Wilbur (DSMP) VS Joe Hills (HC)

F1NN5TER (MCC) VS Amylee (Stampy’s World)

LDShadowlady (ESMP) VS TaneeshaHogan (Dominion SMP)

StacyPlays VS FalseSymmetry (ESMP)

Jojo Solos (MCC) VS Ranboo (DSMP)

Snifferish (Bear SMP) VS Girl Dream (DSMP)

HBomb94 (DSMP) VS Techno (DSMP)

Shubble (ESMP) VS Sally The Salmon (DSMP)

Jellie (HC) VS KaraCorvus (Earth SMP)

CaptainPuffy (DSMP) VS EthosLab (HC)

Grian (HC) VS Quackity (DSMP)

LDShadowlady (Traffic) VS Bekyamon (Outsiders SMP)

JamieJoan (Dominion SMP) VS SoupForEloise (Rats SMP)

Quinn Hills (HC) VS The Moon (HC)

Mumza (DSMP) VS Ponk (DSMP)

Cleo (traffic) VS Guqqie (Area Unknown)

Blushi (MCC) VS Pearl (Traffic)

Mother Spore (HC) VS StressMonster (HC)

Justaminx (DSMP) VS IvoryCello

Cuptoast VS Pearl (HC)

HeyImBee (Cube SMP) VS Aimsey (DSMP)

OliveSleepy (Rats SMP) VS Nihachu (OSMP)

GeminiTay (HC) VS HannahxxRose (DSMP)

DarkEyebrows (Bear SMP) VS Niki (DSMP)

Midmystic VS Tilly (Double Life)

Tina Kitten (DSMP) VS ZombieCleo (HC)

StacyPlays VS Friend (DSMP)

POLLS GO LIVE ON THE 17th OF FEBRUARY AT 7AM GMT

[simplepotatofarmer]

i saw your post about c!techno and c!skeppy being mutual friends, but i just wanted to propose my personal headcanon of them being old, long-time friends from even before the dsmp (to parallel their youtube history together, but also bc of techno reaching out to skeppy to free carl (and jokingly to free dream), and techno being the first one to see skeppy's skywars map in the smp, + they always kinda had each others backs tbh, techno trusting skeppy enough with his trident and giving him spare armor) -- and in 2019, dream was the one who built the parkour dungeon in that one skeppy and techno video, so i feel like the rivalsduo background can go deeper as well

(i've been on a total orphanduo kick lately and i need to spread the propoganda . living off of Crumbs😞)

oh, i like that!

it would make sense that c!techno and c!skeppy have a bit of history considering their interactions on the dsmp. i think that's a cool idea!

honestly, i'm really here for the idea that c!rivals duo's closest mutual friend is skeppy. it implies so much about both of them that i really love the whole thing.

[just1gnome]

Some fusion concepts and a loose fundy design 💥💥💥

(Watermelon Tourmaline is Techno and Phil, Bloodstone is Tubbo and Tommy)

I'm on vacation rn so I don't have anything polished but I hope these crumbs will suffice

So fundy was supposed to be a normal blue sapphire, but things got messed up and he spent a little too long under and now he's orange and strange. I originally intended for him to be an amber but I thought his prophetic dreams went well with sapphire abilities, thus his very un-sapphire like appearance

Wilbur just stumbled upon him one day in a kindergarten and said damn is anyone gonna father this and didn't wait for an answer

He's got like a figure 8 pupil I didn't get to draw he's silly w it

[localsharkcryptid]

Sometimes, Sometimes one just decides to design banners and house crests for an au- this 'one' in question is me. So it's time for more Dragon Rider AU crumbs.

I will clean this up eventually, but honestly I like the bare bones sketches

Associated Characters/House Heads:

Row 1: Techno, Phil/The Antarctic Empire in general, XD/The Kingdom of Orboros, Puffy

Row 2: Schlatt, Eret, BBH, Sam

The house banners apply to the house 'heads' and their associated family - like for instance XD and Dream share the family crest due to being brothers, same for Bad, Skeppy and Sapnap sharing Bad's and so on and so forth.

I don't know if everyone will get house names/proper last names in this case but maybe. They get banners at least cause I needed ones regardless for The Antarctic Empire and Orboros (decided to name the 'main' kingdom/the general SMP after a play on Ouroboros, rolls off the tongue better than Essempi for me)

[a-sociopath-do-your-research]

RAHHH THE SILLIES!!!!!!! RHET LOOK AO COOL AIAJSUHEHDHDJ

I was talking to one of my mutuals the other day, and so I drew fanart of their AU:

It’s a c!twins duo AU, if you learn about it, you can ask them about it: