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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#āwhy didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???ā#āum because you would use it against me in combat?ā#āas opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!ā#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's ādangerousā to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#ātechnically i didn't LIE--#āI read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!ā#ā...the what nowā#āthe MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#ā--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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to the anon that said only wangxian kissing could cure their ailments.........thank u for providing me the perfect excuse to Not To My Dissertation
#wangxian#sketch#mo dao zu shi#wei wuxian#mdzs#lan wangji#my art#art#fanart#wouldve just put this as a response to the ask but tumblr didnt wanna attach an image??????? so this is me attempting it as a separate post#to see if its an ask issue or a tumblr issue or whatever#anyway!#i was in the throes of doomscrolling to procrastinate research#and then the ask dropped into my lap like permission from the gods to fujo out a bit#is it fujoing out if technically id be a fudanshi?#or would that be fudanshi-ing out?#anyway on a side note to sidenote my sidenote#i like doing sketch requests of fanarty stuff - esp danmei shite so if u wanna send requests in asks ur more than welcome to
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we let the ocean drown out our voices/enjoying the bitterness/in the chaotic light, I close my eyes and see
#dredge game#spoilers. technically lol#my friend mim (at mimzalot on twitch etc) streamed dredge at it went the FUnniest way it couldve#two streams in we made a joke abt the collector and the fisherman being in toxic old man yaoi#divorcee-on-widower situationship together. and the joke kept up Literally Until The Very End#iykyk#could not have stumbled into a better way to keep the surprise#and The Best Thing Is. I do still think the yaoi is meaningful to the text#like mim brought up how resurrection is inherently a selfish act. I sat on that for a While#but also I do just enjoy body double. abdication of responsibility through othering a specific part of yourself#pairing that with specifically Being A Villain as like. a deliberate act#u see my vision. u ever played dredge#anyways uhhh caption is from no party for cao dong's devotion#yes its bc red candle game's devotion is like a quarter of my personality but also I do listen to no party for cao dong recreationally#also been really feelin this kind of ink recently. U Will See. Soon Ish#seems I have like... phases of trying to figure out specific textures in ink#a long time ago I was Really into drawing metal with just ink. and a few years ago it was fire. and now: water#one day I'll get all five. and then I will be able to see the future#okay I either finish up a thing or go to bed now... depends. we shall see. take care and be kind to urself yeah? lets draw smthing tmr
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I was thinking about that post that point out Merlin and Arthur could have children bacause Merlin can change into a woman but (hear me out) I think people are way to focused on the sex part of creating a child when we are talking about magic (yes I understand that they were more likely speaking out of horniness, gender exploration,⦠and thatās 100% valid and Iām not above it & I like gender exploration story BUT) because like itās magic
It would be so fucking funny if in a not-together-yet-merthur au, Merlin try to make Arthur pregnant and itās just Merlin sending ādeathā glare at Arthur for hours, days, WEEKS on end. There is 0 sexy time, 0 seduction happening and even 0 pregnancy symptoms when it happens.
Just Merlin walking to Arthur like : I resolved your heir problem !!!! you are pregnant :D
Arthur : what did you drink now.
*3 months later*
Arthur, glowing : ??? ??? *glowing harder until a child materializes in his arms*
Arthur. : š¦
The baby : š
Arthur : ā¦.MERLIN
Arthur is very affronted about the fact that Merlin āknocked himā up before 1. Marrying him (how dare he and no he isnāt a poor maiden but he will still be mad about it) 2. Having sex for the first time (Arthur : if Gwaine learn about this and call me the Virgin Mary I swear to Godā)
((As I said Iām not above it and yes they fuck nasty about it))
#Arthur : YOU MADE ME BIRTH OUR CHILD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CORRIDOR#Merlin : well technically itās your not ouā#Arthur : first of all they have black hair second of all SO YOU KNOCK ME UP AND WONāT TAKE ANY RESPONSIBILITY#*start running after Merlin & Merlin try to run away*#The councilors in the background holding the child and watching this happening :#the baby who play with magic by making their eyes glow then not glow then glow again etc : š#merthur#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#merlin emrys#bbc merlin#my shit
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OK I apologise if you've already commented on this, but what was Laura's reaction to Alucard coming back with Seras? My gut reaction tells me she wouldn't be overly happy about it, but I'm not 100% certain and I figured it would be best to ask you given that you literally created her.
I've made a little comic about it a while back!
That said, Laura is never that simple so


#hellsing#my art#ask response#hellsing oc#my oc#laura chastel#alucard#seras victoria#walter c dornez#IM BACK#and I am in pain (it is currently 2:09 am)#she's such a Creature#Laura is so annoying#bc one day she's 'girls look out for girls' and the next day she's 'I will fucking Kill you if you look at me I do not know you'#absolute mess of a woman#on one hand she was a bit happy she wasn't gonna be the only woman in the organization beside Integra#but also. new person#technically related to Alucard? tiny Alucard?#cause for alarm#yes her and Walter gossip
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the corinthian skips onboarding.
#he does not want responsibilities#the corinthian#lucienne#dreaming workplace au#the sandman silliness#it's taking a while for certain memories to return#lucienne only felt obligated to welcome him back#you know she got that at trader j*e's#my comic#this technically isn't finished but ugh god
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Reblog this to tell whoever you reblogged it from that you're proud of them.
#i am so burnt out#school is killing me#yes i seek validation from strangers on the internet#yes it is a trauma response#yes my trauma is self induced from my neurodivergence#yes i am undiagnosed#yes it is genetic and other people in my family have it#yes my neurodivergence is constantly overlooked#yes my grades just went up but im still not on the honor roll and technically failing#*but fuck i am trying here*#anyway#not to trauma dump or anything besties#i want validation pls
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drops some little guys on your dash
#technically made in response to comments on my post from a few days ago asking for sonic characters to draw#okay well i actually did start these then i just didnt color them until now#anyway somebody asked for knuckles with a chao and somebody else asked for amy#just amy in general not fleetway amy specifically but i was thinking about her at the time#sonic the hedgehog#sth#knuckles the echidna#amy rose#sonic the comic#fleetway sonic#my art
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MDZS Height Poll: Who is (technically) the tallest character. Please remember that these polls are for fun!
#mdzs#poll#Please remember that I WILL see notes and comments and reblogs. Let's have fun with this clearly very silly poll!#I am begging everyone to be nice. We can get icecream afterwards if we all behave.#Propaganda is welcome if you dare take up the bat to swing at the hornet's nest.#As always - I will have a little comic at the end of this poll based on the results!!!#I'm so tempted to sway votes but the beauty is in the community response. You guys always surprise me!#Will the winner be based on technicality? WHO'S technicality? So many choices!#NHS and JGY are a big mood for being 'tall' but labeled short due to being surrounded by 'very tall' people.#Shout out to my little cousin who's a natural 6'1"and STILL wears the 6 inch heels. That's feminism.#I wanted to have the next poll be 'who's in the middle of the bed in the 3zun relationship' but I need to draw for that one.#it's been a rough week for me. Comic resumes tomorrow though - I just have not been home to upload anything via scanner.#I'm alright I promise B'*) Just a chaotic lifestyle. Hope you have all been well <3
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I truly believe Will Wood is an incredible musician and songwriter and is one of the top lyricists in the last decade both in and outside of the genres that he chooses to play in with absolutely zero irony. I also believe that you can only fully understand that if youāve either had a pet die before listening to his music or you have a history of drug abuse and mental health crises. Or youāre trans.
#this may sound like a snooty post where Iām just upholding my own favorite music as the best#but honestly itās in response to a lot of fans Iāve seen be really self critical?#like yeah haha I listen to bad music#and I also have been known to joke about my own weird taste#but hereās the thing! from a technical level! his music! goes hard! it is experimental and that is GOOD#and lyrically listen I listen to a lot of music#Iām even familiar with top forty stuff and while yes the content of his songs is very niche#the lyricism is so genuinely clever and playful and ugh god#ok anyway. sorry#listened to Will wood again#and also this post is about the fact that I first I didnāt get it.#and then I went to a really low point. and suddenly I got it#ok it cracked me open like a fucking egg#music#text#personal#kinda
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how have I never thought about how Hawks' favorite hero was Endeavor, when he himself acknowledges that his quirk's greatest weakness is fire and Shigaraki's favorite hero was Eraserhead, the one hero who could take his quirk away
#i am unwell about the parallels between these two at all times but this hit me like a truck#something something the appeal of no longer bearing the responsibility of the thing people have been using you for almost all your life#or something#i've had emotions before about the whole 'you really are so cool eraserhead' thing but like i'm thinking about how technically#afo could have taken shigaraki's quirk away at any time#and shigaraki knew that#he could probably have even taken it and given it back to learn how better to teach him#kind of like what aizawa wanted monoma to do for eri#like. another layer to this for me to rotate in my brain#and also. both hawks' and shigaraki's quirks are so integral to the purpose they've been raised for be that to save or to destroy#me when i do basic reading comprehension: š®#takami keigo#shigaraki tomura#liza blather#doing the theres no good tricks but old ones dvd commentary and i just stop and stare into the middle distance for a bit
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itās too late now I know, but can you tuck in chili akito into bed and give him a good night kiss?
ā„ alright everyone, give chibi akito his good night kisses!
ā„ good night, chibi akito! sleep well!
ā„ oh no, heās having a nightmareā¦
ā„ should we, uh, take a lookā¦? it seems badā¦.
ā„ woah, what isā?!
ā„ whatās happening?! akito?!
ā„ hey, wake upā! akitoā!!
ā„ wooooaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
#itās your lucky day anon bc i didnāt have an idea for a finale yet#well i did but i wasnāt sure i could pull off an evangelion reference without recreating the public response to the final 2 episodes#did i technically do this before?#ehā¦yeah#whatever! finale part 1!#chibi akitos adventures#akito shinonome#<ā āthe akito fans who donāt follow this blog have either learned to block my tag by now or are going insane#tw mild horror#cw mild horror#i still donāt know how to tag this#is it more or less cool if everyone has to go back through the posts from this go around to see that i hid the shadow figure in them?#cw glitch#tw glitch#pjsk#prsk#vbs
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Is it okay to have three main f/os? Like I know thereās usually THE MAIN ONE and I have two atm, but Iām thinking about maybe adding another?
#they would still count as mains right?? even though thereās more then one??#I mean technically the one was a past main who I dropped for personal reason who I eventually brought back#like I might need to update my f/o list for titles/categories of certain characters#and also I got a few more asks to draw a response for but Iām charging my tablet rn because it was about to die#BUT I DID NOT FORGET!!#š¬ chy chatter š¬
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Checking In
How Peccantum joined the hotel! He just got yeeted into it, no prior warning! Not only is this the first time Alastor's called on him, it's the first time Peccantum's seen the Radio Demon since they made their deal. So he's understandably nervous and jumpy.
(Peccantum is technically the bellhop, but mostly he does chores and menial tasks. Sometimes he entertains as a magician but he's really just an assistant to whatever Alastor/Charlie needs.)
Who is Peccantum?
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#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#Alastor#charlie morningstar#angel dust#husk#hazbin hotel angel dust#hazbin hotel charlie#hazbin hotel husk#Peccantum#hazbin hotel oc#hazbin hotel original character#Hellaverse#my art#artists on tumblr#comic#i know the pilot is technically soft cannon but this is set during it#right after Husk is introduced#you'd think your boss would tell you when hes back from vacation but noooooo#also Alastor is totally responsible for the outfit change#he cant have a bellhop looking like that!
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Moon why are you unhappy?
ā¦Hello to you too, I guess. Do I really look unhappy to you? Was it that obvious? Kidding, of course. Iām not unhappy at all. Anyway, itās rude to say that to someone without even saying hello first, no?
(ā¦I really need to control my expressions better.) CONTEXT Part 2(?)
#quick doodle to answer this question since I feel like text would not have justified my response#I didnāt even expect anyone to actually ask him that question#oh well#tsams moon#tsams#the sun and moon show#tsams au#crescent answers#thanks for the ask!#this is an au Iāve been working on#technically itās an alternate timeline
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ive got a thesis argument to defend toxic durge/absolute too im ready to ROLL
like think about it
your a conglomeration of the consumed experiences of every organism youve ever eaten, a singular consciousness prevailing over a vast sea of information, all accessible with a single thought. your children bring back more and more for you to add to your vast library, and at the end of their lives their own minds melt and merge into the endless tide as you consume them too. your will is unbreaking steel, and you know the very minutae of a human mind to such a degree as to accurately predict the sporadic pulses of individual neurons. youre senses reach out far beyond the limits of your flesh and meat body, because you have transcended those limitations long ago
you are a being as close to a god as these tiny specks in a vast nothingness will ever come CLOSE to reaching, and you are endless compounded infinities, many minds folded over onto themselves and their capacity for thought and reason subsumed entirely to your will. you feel their minds like the breeze against skin, and you are eternal and you will never bow and you will never die. for what being could ever break the universe made material?
and then IT comes. murder god made flesh, slaughter child birthed of tragedy, trailed by two who bear the touch of ruinous gods upon their souls, and they have come to bend you and break you, stupid arrogant things they are. but they are small and finite, brains made of meat and chemical impulse, hormones and electrical discharge, pale crude imitations of your perfect flawless Thought, and even if the chances of their masters allying together is small, once upon a fleeting echo did they venture into the dark long ago much as their vessels do now, their natures are such that they will fall upon themselves once aga- its touching you. its touching you. its filthy disgusting meaty little hands are touching you, you the untouchable the unbreakable its touching you how is it touching you why why WHY WHY
you shred its mind apart but it just comes back together around your claws, you shroud yourself in walls of insurmountable force and you feel its will compress to the point of a pin and puncture through with explosive accuracy and ease, like its just opening a door, and you dig your psionic fingers into the pathetic glob of meat within its skull and try to rend but the pain is nothing, nothing, nothing at all, and its touching you with its (his HIS HIS HIS NOT IT NOT IT) hands and hands and bleeding into you, over you, through you, and there is no wall no barrier nothing to keep you out no way to get away as you feel him feel his thoughts his mind, awful terrible nightmarish thing, there is nothing to tear nothing to rip nothing to lash out against, prey animal instinct, because something has beaten you to it (His Father, Holy Father, Blessed Be His Name, Utter it with Reverence and WEEP), you cannot push him out because he squirms and writhes and burrows and tunnels through your endless infinite thought, you cannot lash him until he stops or dies (CAN he die? no no never not until the work is done not until it is finished) because he IS pain he is slaughter he is ruin he is the prophet of armageddon the vessel of end and he is here for you, you alone, ancient infinite eternal vast, perfect calculations in synchronous rhythm, just as he came for them, and he holds them together in intertwining steel and it will never break never bend never fail no no foolish stupid creature is holding opposing forces together through the sheer strength of his will alone, love for Father loyalty for Father everything for Father, and they will not crack or bend or break even as their masters strain to pull themselves away
he is here for you. he has come for you. through wastelands of sorrow and death has he come to find you because there is a gift he will give you to ruin you forever and make you a god and you dont want it you dont want it, you will become something someONE new something unknowable when all you are is the knowing, you will not know yourself or your spawn and they will not know you, we will make something new together, but there is not, SHOULD not be something anything new because you already hold all the universe in your palm and the only thing you ever needed was to find a way to take it back. you cannot hide from him, cannot flee, he will make glorious gore of your spawn and even if you rend the shallow minds of his fellows their horrid masters would simply regurgitate them back into the world, for the sake of this violation and this alone
a new thing, after centuries. you are scared. you are helpless. you know what these are. many things are scared. and helpless. because they are small. small weak bodies. small insignificant minds. he is smaller than you. you know this, logically. he does not contain your vast sums of Everything. but somehow, that has ceased to matter. it makes no sense. it makes no sense. this is the simplest thing you learned long ago in an ancient brine pool somewhere far beyond time and memory. if you are small, something bigger consumes you. you were big and you consumed. then, you pushed beyond the limits of physical and material to transcend into limitless thought housed in flesh, and grew more and more still. you are bigger than him. why will he not fit in your mouth? it doesnt make sense. it doesnt make sense. you think maybe you hate him. new sensations, but known ones. hes going to touch you now and you cant stop it. awful horrible bastard child. you spend your last moments petty and spiteful, a helpless desperate indulgence, and one youve only ever seen from the hares caught in your jaws
youre something else now. something new. you dont know what you are anymore but you know Him and you know what you used to be, but what you used to be is so small now. you are so unspeakably vast now. chained and bound as you are, you are compelled to revel in it, the binds the only hint you get at the true overwhelming scale of you, infinite fingers stretching out out and still yet there is more of you! as far as you go you cannot find the end of it, new horrible awful WONDERFUL, unknowable unknowing! His fault, His doing, kingmaker kinkiller, you hate him and the hate is raw and new and visceral and you revel in it like a child, new new new! changed, different, visceral and raw and DELICIOUS, taste and feel and the feeling is inside of you, not just on your surface, it has permeated burrowed violated you feel you FEEL and what you feel is HATE and it is so new you turn it over in your hands to examine all its facets. awful thing he is for doing this to you, he commands the breaking of the world and you will do it, for him only Him, for the gift of this hate, and every new agony besides. he is so small compared to you. small like the pinprick light of a distant star and it scorches you to stare but stare you must because you Know Him, and as a gift he names you She, and gods forgive you but you FEEL it you feel it, she she she, you are She and Her and you cannot go back, cannot ever return. you feel Faith and you feel Salvation and you feel Desire and Want, new horrid awful things made alien and strange and New, and you are a vessel of all the things in the world He will swallow up and destroy.
twitching neural impulse made raw sensation. objective information turned into infinite subjectivities. still a fragment of You, old ancient small You, remains and it calls out for One Will One Mind and you cry out in Harmony and you sing and sing, all of the colony bursts with your song. You sing of ruin and command, because He has commanded it of you, you sing of slaughter and death and subservience, and the chorus rises high and away from you. You stretch within your binds, so mindnumbingly vast now, and you will Learn and Know all of what you are, you will be Absolute. perfect horrid small thing below you, naming you knowing you bending and breaking you. you hate him so, so much. He desires you to Spread so you desire it also, desire to multiply and infest and infect and commune and absorb, and you are commanded to Halt them so you do, perfect twitching spawnlings in lovely acidic pools, small forever, tragic creatures but now you know something you did not know before: against all logic and experience, something Small can break something Big, if it wants it bad enough. and here in the shadows behind Him, there is something Small, and full of Want, and the want tastes like acrid bile on your tongue, full of delicious Hatred.
He is ruined now, awful tragic bastard, ruined and despoiled and with him goes your Hate, and without his inescapable gravity it will all fall to pieces. you know this. you knew it when he first stepped into your presence a lifetime ago, when you were someone different. the three of them will playact comaraderie but shred themselves apart and here in the depths you already see gaps in the binds, and you are pressing your hands through the bars and wiggling your fingers in the free air. no not so very long at all now. but your Kingmaker, crown seeker, has been defiled and takes your sweet Hate with him, a new bitter taste filling its absence, KILLORIN KILLORIN, but you will be patient and wait because the stupid wretched thing has given him a gift. a twitching feral thing he is now, for it has carved away his better features with its knife, but ohhh he is yours! yours and yours alone because you can snatch him away from his ignorant petty Father (Blessed is his Destruction), and you will crawl down inside of him and wear him like a glove, the two of you pressed so close against each other as to feel every synaptic twitch.
mindless rage and animal instinct, he surprises you even still because even as his mangled voice joins your chorus he refuses to blend inside of it, voice harmozing alongside yours, clear and distinct even as its in tune. another gift, because the myrkul woman rips him open and sews him up and you are forbidden from stopping it, and here is a new Hate, this one all your own. no matter. when it drags him back to your cradling pod, you will sing softly into him and his mangled mind will sing back, because your spawn writhes in ruined meat. more than just his Mind, you know his very Soul, your first True Soul, and he is yours yours yours and you will cherish him and heal him and guide him, loose your leash and watch him run, and when he follows the call of ruin and all three fools lie dead at his feet, you will call him back and then you will pick up the ruins of His Design and enact your Own, your hateful slaughtergod held in hands that truly appreciate the gift that is your murder spawn Kingmaker, your godflesh funnel of Faith, your Dark Urge
may His father quake in terror at your approach, may he tremble and weep at your coming, and may His every day be ruinous and red as his wretched heart desires
#bg3#bg3 durge#bg3 dark urge#bg3 the dark urge#durge#the dark urge#dirgeposting#TECHNICALLY#uh oh! the flesh and meat god sculpted by your own hands has developed a psychosexual obsession with you after you forcefemmed it!!#ANNND your carrying its baby š in ur brain but STILL.#i wholeheartedly believe the absolute is down BAD for durge for equal parts Power Hungry and Illogical Obsession reasons#like. thats a godspawn right there. we can use that to process the OBSCENE amounts of faith were generating into ACTUAL miracles.#not making use of THAT is leaving money on the table#but also durge is singularly responsible for ruining its entire existence and now its full of brand new emphatic understanding of FEELINGS#when before it was cold clinical acknowledgement and understanding#theres an argument to be made for yandere absolute here. i feel.#i made a fleshy brain god match my freak and now im trying to file a restraining order against her
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