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Yeah so the tech nerds aren't lying about the silly tech names, apparently i was prevented from a timely clock-in this morning by
"the mongo database"
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not surprising but still wild that google added an ai feature to the very top of every single searches that gives incorrect information more often than not. like a beloved restaurant that randomly starts topping all of their food with cyanide one day for no reason. no youāre not allowed to ask them to not top your dish with cyanide this is the future of food
#itās not like they needed to either? the google overview based on the first couple of results was already fine?#versus this one that just does not work at all#googles been kind of becoming worse for a long time but this is like crazy. i am fearful for elderly people and young children googling now#hell even just like. stupid people lmao#on the bright side tho#i feel like the biggest downfall of this form of ai is going to be the fact that the tech bros let it out to the public before it was good#theyre slowly ruining any goodwill that the average person wouldāve had#so hopefully when it is good itās a) already going to have support for regulation and/or b) people will hate it so much theyāll avoid it#is that too optimistic? probably but a girl can dream
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Imogen: the watching comprehension of this Ruby vanguard is piss poor
Ludinus: how dare you say we piss on the poor?
#ludinus as one of those tech bros who argues that literature and art are irrelevant subjects then has no media literacy#critical role#critical role spoilers#cr spoilers#cr3#ludinus da'leth#bells hells
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Ever think about how Batman is technically Bruce's fursona? Yeaaaaaaa.
#I hate how accurate it is ngl#The whole āwhy do furries have so much money to spend on fursuits and comissions its cuz theyre all tech guys who make bankā theory bro#oh hell na Billionaire Bruce Wayne's a muthafuckin FURRY LMAOOAOAOAOO#batman#batfam#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc universe
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Iāve just hc Tech as an absolute menace at this rate
My boy is disrespectful and steals from any and everyone (not kidding either. Bro has stolen a lightsaber before, Iām not hearing otherwise.)
TBF though- Chaos Tech is an absolute delight
Also gotta get this out there- I simply adore the idea that the batch are actually still kiddos. The amount of AUs I have where theyāre just traumatised little gremlins trying to live.
Only time they arenāt children is when Tech has a relationship with Phee
But every other time?
Kiddos. 100%.
Works hand in hand with my Chaos Tech
Heās tiny, heās Chaos, and if he gets caught, heās the precious darling in tears.
#tbb#the bad batch#the bad batch tech#tech tbb#tech the bad batch#sw tbb#sw the bad batch#I love my autism boy#I also think that we donāt give him enough credit#like bro is strong as hell#in that same idea#Overworked Tech is an under utalised concept#heās AuDHD your honour#itās all or nothing
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we are truly trapped in a special hell run by econ bros
#i hope all econ bros die and go to hell to matter what#the intersection of econ and tech i hope you die i hope we both die#it speaks
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back in septmeber i got some kind of attack in the middle of lab so they sent me to the ER because they didn't want to take chances with me dying from chemicals but still made me pay the hospital fees myself. then i still had to go back the next week to finish my lab. then bad news happened last week and my. lab report is so fucking late. all these penalties. it will be worth fucking nothing. what did i go to the ER for they should have just let me die there #tbh
#i assumed it was some panic attack not sure all i knew was my heart was beating fast even though my emotions were calm#and i was red like a lobster#oh yeah all that time and waiting to go to the ER doctor and showing him list of chemicals i worked with#and paying medical fees#just for them to go ābro i have no fucking clue what happenedā#easilyy top 5 bruh moments this year#i really did not want to go to the ER like i thought seeing the schools general practitioner was enough#but the lab tech was so kind to accompany me everywhere#and she was the one who insisted i go to the ER even when i was like āehhhh its probably fineā#and i am weak to older women what can i say#....my life was a series of unfortunate events unfolding into this utterly unsatisfying conclusion#should have had an anime arc like...No...I cant let her down...I cant let my trip to the hospitals go to waste...i will..finish this...!#but nah fate said āhave a reason to spiral back into depression during hell week. and its something you cant even talk about.ā#..i sound like im complaining but i just like talking about my life like comedy with plot points and foreshadowing etc#anyway i gotta write 2 reports tonight#then i can finally drink that vodka i bought last week#or maybe i should write my reports drunk..yeah!#unironically might be a good idea considering how much i overthink these things to the point of executive dysfunction
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literally forgot that my body could do things for so long. now im (tentatively) singing again and trying 2 dance a bit in the bathroom mirror at 3am and learning how to kick the shit out of my brother's punching bag. we r so back babes.
#muay thai kicks r TOUGH bro#cant believe i used to do martial arts as a kid. where did all that skill go#altho i Did feel the muscle memory come flooding back into my body the first time i tried to kick again#and that was Fun#hashtag connecting 2 my body again#hashtag getting over my fear of being seen by virtue of recording myself 2 see what i can improve on#hell yeah#figured out that i move like a total nerd and push my glasses up SO OFTEN. but i am getting there with the kick form yayyy#btw shoutout to techs by oshun bc that song is so vibey and just makes me want to move !!!!#text
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I've been working through RtDL DX's Extra Mode fairly slowly, so I'm only just getting close to finishing it up now. I got all 120 Energy Spheres earlier today, and uhhhhhhh
Fun fact: This dialogue is entirely new to DX! It's not in the original. I went back to my old file on the Wii and checked.
Haha yeah you little shit, we know you're planning to betray us soon (still love you though <3)
WHAT THE FUCK????????
EXCUSE ME????????
And then he goes on to explain a bit more, as seen above. But uhhhhhh,,, yeah!!! He's not actually Halcandran!!!! That's a new piece of Lore right there. My jaw dropped while reading it lmao
Anyway, moving on from that bombshell of a sentence, since we still aren't done with the full dialogue,
Remember that post I made a bit over a month ago talking about some of Manager Magolor's dialogue, where I was wondering if that dream of his regarding the theme park also applied to Main Mode Magolor?
I WAS FUCKING RIGHT!
Hell yeah this is such a victory for me I was so excited to read that dghsghfs
Magolor stole the Master Crown so he could make a giant theme park Confirmed and Canon and Real /hj
And then we also get a fun little reference to the Kirby Clash games!
A steal in Kirby's eyes, maybe, but that's only because he doesn't understand real-world currency.
And to close out this post, here are the last two lines of dialogue from this conversation!
Anyway. I'm losing my mind š
#magolor kinda reminds me of entrapta from she-ra in that first part of the conversation#just hangin' out in a dangerous land because Hell Yeah Cool Tech from ancient civilizations!!!#i adore them both <3#magolor#not a comic or an ask#kirby's return to dream land deluxe#kirby's return to dream land#kirby series#it does kinda hurt though. like- he talks so much about being such great friends with kirby and caring about him so much#even telling him about his lifelong dreams and aspirations#only to betray kirby and try to kill him almost immediately afterward.#given that this dialogue doesn't become available until you're just about to take on landia#though it's funny because in one of the other two 120 energy sphere convos in extra mode he just straight up talks about the master crown#not by name but he does describe an artifact that would let you rule the universe that landia won't want to give up#like. damn bro you really aren't being subtle this time around huh dhsgfhsdgfhdgfs#i did also want to talk about one of the other conversations you get from 120 spheres in extra mode but i think i might do that another day#that other one is from the original rtdl anyway. unlike the dialogue in this post#also i know the post is a bit long so feel free to let me know if you'd like me to add a ''keep reading'' cut at the top!#it just messes up the positioning of the images on the pc dashboard so i deleted it. but if people want it back i can edit it back in!
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im going to do it for real this time (drop out and get a job)
#my bro got himself a job at some idk tech startup that works w u.s. moving companies and theyre still hiring so im thinking like#what the hell ill give it a shot id have to get training first anyways so if i dont like it ill just say 'this isnt for me buh bye'#and i mean. i could always quit after a few months etc. but uni?? im quitting that shit for good i am NOT coming back...#ill just wait till october and then just. not enroll for the next year..#which also gives me time to use the lovely student benefits (health insurance) before i drop out...#ive been putting off making those appointments so like. best to take advantage of it while i still can#and also the plan is to take a graphic design course or sth so i can have at least an online certificate or sth for employability#so if all else fails im going into graphic design and illustration NOT CLICKBAIT. hopefully some ppl i know could even get me into somewher#hashtag networking pays off#piksla.txt
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https://futurism.com/the-byte/openai-whistleblower-copyrighted-data
"Because OpenAI was still technically just a well-funded research company at the time, the issue of copyright wasn't as big of a deal."
Hey I was in computer science academia and it absolutely was considered a big deal. If you were doing research you had to make damn sure that your data was actually allowable. Training off of google images was considered off limits for a publication. There were and are large canonical datasets that are licensed freely or for purchase for academic purposes and we passed that info around as much as we could. The research funding for people frequently went to these licenses or into collecting their own data.
This idea that just grabbing random copyrighted data is "ok" or "normal" for academic research is absolutely a new thing, and it only came around after business bros started seeing machine learning as a moneymaking pathway and started trying to justify theft.
#ai#generative ai#academia#computer science#i am staunchly anti tech bro#tech industry is a powerful example of when gatekeeping serves a purpose#keep out the people in it for the money#you gotta be real weird about computers to do this or get out#rtfm or get out#you use terminology wrong they'll drag you in a mailing list#it was toxic as hell but gosh sometimes i think it had a purpose
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If we all aggressively ignore consumer AI products, not only will we stop having to see bullshit robot content, and dumbasses calling themselves artists by typing keywords into a website, but most importantly, the tech companies will continue to lose billions of dollars desperately trying to market something stupid that nobody wants.
#this idiot#ai#fuck ai#ai generated#ai image#revenge#tech bros#tech companies#anarchy#fuck capitalism#capitalism kills#we live in hell#socialism now#abolish capitalism#peoples union#unionize everything
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tech worker interviews are really about trying to give the impression that you have the kind of autism that's profitable to exploit
#tech bros#tech workers#interviews#interview#exploitation#exploit#profitable#capitalism#anti capitalist#washington capitals#venture capital#capitalist hell#capitalist dystopia#capitalist bullshit#ausgov#politas#auspol#tasgov#taspol#australia#fuck neoliberals#neoliberal capitalism#anthony albanese#albanese government#eat the rich#eat the fucking rich#fuck the gop#silicon valley#fuck the police#fuck the patriarchy
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AINT NO FUCKIGN WAYYYYYY.
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RIP Information Age (1970-2024). It was fun while it lasted.
#y'all seen that sora ai thing#god we're so fucked#the tech bro types sacrifice at the altar of a malignant god#and they care not for the dark depths of hell to which it leads us#own post
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The companies that buy up sites like Bandcamp are interested in nothing except ensuring the executivesā pockets get lined appropriately. Growth is the only thing of interest. Itās the story of capitalism, but here, like with MySpace, it becomes a matter of cultural preservation {read}
In the meantime download your music libraries and the PDFs of articles youāve written if youāre a writer. Make your own web stores to sell you art. Pay the people you believe in to write about music. Nobody will preserve the culture you care about for you. Nobody can make it better but us.
#article#welcome to hell world#music#bandcamp#vulture capitalism#labor vs capital#copyright#digital archives#digital dark age#tech bros
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