#team zits au

[rhapsoddity]

dont have a name for this au yet but!

Its an assassin!Skizz team zits based au,, idk its self indulgent for me to be silly with

<3 I'm rlly happy how these came out

[vivianquill]

Zedaph was ever so fascinated with the mer that Impulse had found washed up on the beach near their house. How couldn't he be? Science knew more about space then the depths of the ocean, after all. It almost wasn't surprising to find out that merpeople were real.

It might have been a touch of medical malpractice to hop him up on painkillers meant for dolphins, but it wasn't like Zedaph had any painkillers for merpeople lying around, and with the sheer amount of lacerations and the broken wrist and the bruised and possibly broken ribs, he had to give the mer something or it would have most definitely been medical malpractice. And extremely cruel.

Zedaph might be a bit of an unethical scientist, but he wasn't cruel.

The first time he saw the mer, it had been when Skizz had torn him away from his lab down to one of the smaller rehab rooms that was normally reserved for overflow patients because of how out of the way it normally was. Skizz hadn't said much more that there was a 'really hurt animal' and that he'd need a rescue kit and how was Zedaph supposed to say no? It had been too quick for him to realize that there really should have been a team already on this cause technically Zedaph was off duty right now, but sometimes more than one animal came in, especially when the storms had been bad.

Impulse had been waist deep in the pool, bloody water lapping up over the tiles. For a moment, Zedaph hadn't been able to see the other figure in the water with Impulse, and his body had flushed cold with the thought of all that blood belonging to Impulse--

And then he saw the tail fluke break the surface. Impulse had a hold on the thing in a catch pole, keeping it submerged and away from himself as it struggled. That wasn't good. It might hurt itself, or Impulse.

Zed dropped to his knees at the edge of the pool, opening up the medical kit, "Impulse, what happened? Are you hurt anywhere?"

"No, no, it's just the--" Impulse cut off as the mer thrashed again, drawing Zedaph's eyes.

He had to pause for the precious moments it took him to look at what was in front of him. To really look. It was hard to see in the reddish water, almost impossible to tell where the scarlet of blood ended and where the ruby of scales began. But-- he could see the eyes as red as fire coral, full of what could only be fear, and the torn up gills working overtime along it's neck and chest. He could see the blond hair, matted with seaweed and sand, and--

"I found him washed up, all tangled in a fishing net. He's cut up in a lot of places and I think his right wrist is broken. I-- You can fix it, right?"

"I-- yeah. Maybe." Zedaph shook himself, "We need to stop the bleeding first. Skizz, can you help Impulse wrangle?"

Zed sorted through the thankfully well organized box of supplies, pulling out a suture set and waterproof bandages and-- after a moment-- a dose of painkillers. He'd thankfully grabbed a dolphin kit, and the merperson looked to be about the size of one. Zedaph didn't know if he was a conscious breather like one either, so dolphin meds it was. Until Zed knew more about him, at least.

It was a very tense job, sewing up the worst of the cuts in the merperson's skin and sticking bandages over the rest of the cuts and splinting his wrist. Zedaph would do a much more thorough examination of him once the painkillers kicked in and they'd all had a long moment to calm down and once the worst of the danger was passed.

Zedaph also wanted to wait and let the water clear of blood, for everyone's benefit. He knew some marine creatures got more aggressive if there was blood in the water. And all that muck in the water couldn't be helping the creature's ability to breathe. But Impulse had said he'd been able to breathe air too? Even though he had gills.

Again, this would require more observation to figure out.

The third time Zedaph had to do an examination of the mercreature, the three of them were there-- Impulse, Skizz, and himself. He was incredibly grateful for that fact-- and for Skizz's reflexes-- When the mer lunged at them with a snap and almost took a couple of Zedaph's fingers off. The only thing that'd stopped a bloody end for Zedaph's hand was a catch pole shoved between the mer and his tasty tasty flesh.

Zedaph had inspected the bite mark later. He'd seen the other one that the mer had mangled, but it was another thing entirely to see it happen right in front of him. The pole was made of stuff strong enough to survive a crocodile's bite, and yet--

Lets just say that it wasn't reusable after that examination.

Fascinating indeed.

[hybbart]

Tama!Tango is cold? Cuddle time?

ZITS Cuddles....

[parissfrogg]

Thinking about the boys and how doomed they are

Bonus:

[preyandhunter]

Welcome to Hopper Cafe!

(click for nice quality)

Some speculative* designs and notes for a rather important location in Hermitopia.

Hopper Nook, a cafe and bar by day, serving an assortment of high-quality coffee and tea** blends, desserts, and some good old fashioned booze; the cafe runs a much bloodier enterprise by night!

This corner cafe is considered neutral ground between ghoul's, it's staff are well respected for their work helping the city's general ghoul population, and their supplier, the butcher Beef, is not a man to be trifled with.

The cafe was originally dreamed up and founded by Impulse, a human, and Skizz, a ghoul, just about a decade and a half ago, and despite the old, fancy look, the place was bought pretty cheap and in awful condition.

It's been a labor of tlc, one fixer-upper after another, but with the acquisition of Tango and Zed, and plenty of well-off patrons that have put in the funding to keep it running high-quality and strong, the work's been well worth it.

They've been slowly buying out more of the building too, and as of now all four of them, with the more recent addition of Grian and Mumbo (who doesn't actually work here) live in the apartments above the cafe.

Please feel free to ask for more details, Vale! <3

-Mod Zay

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*It's probably important for me to note that mod box has slightly different inclinations on the location design, so expect something very different soon! We'll make a decision at some point but we're just having fun for now! Now on to the fun stuff!

**We actually decided to make some changes to the og Tokyo Ghoul lore. Ghouls can consume black coffee, plain teas, and strong booze without it upsetting them, so the cafe makes sure to serve anything a ghoul could want!

[kratergate]

Team ZIT Royal AU Art 2/3

Grand Knight Tango, design + lore notes under the cut!

Armor is made out of netherite as blazeborns are immune to fire and lava. Their armor design favors maneuverability, especially for the difficult terrain of the Nether.

Star motifs = Blazeborn symbol

Tango is wearing a sort of tabard over his chest plate, which holds the coat of arms of Impulse's kingdom.

His claws are red-scaled, warm at all times. The same scales are found around his eyes. (Blazeborns can emit fire and turn burning hot, fire resistance potions are essential when against them)

His halberd is designed with subtle i motifs. (I'll let you decide what That means)

The shield is designed after medieval heater shields, and also made out of crimson wood (making it durable and fireproof). Zedaph's motifs decorate the shield.

[confettinursoda]

My favorite blunt rotation

[justpentdraws]

so appaerently i finished this little team zits spread even before the skizzther piece. and i forgot about its existance. huh.

[lab rats au]

[somefinn-g]

Hiii everyone, just now an idea for a Hermitcraft + Friends train based AU popped into my mind, I wrote down my first thoughts

now I'd like to know if anyone would be interested or not (I'm currently obsessing a bit over trains :'3)

have fun reading

Mumbo

train broken from redstone explosion

lives "temporarily" in one of his passenger wagon that survived

Grian

plagues everyone by being a blind passenger, clawing himself to the roof

never had an own train

"pesky civilian"

kinda lives with mumbo (guy doesn't care too much about the "annoying" nature of Grian, he got other problems)

Scar

Zoo train

often visited by Grian

jokes about Grian living in his train because of his avian features

Bdubs

Doesn't really have an actual train but rather a horse carriage

get yelled at a lot by Joel because of the horses

almost all other hermits find them the cutest

4 person max if you prefer comfort

"smelly" - Joel

Docm77

kinda DB (is the most punctual person, but can never arrive anywhere on time)

somehow the most advanced train but there always something breaking (only when ppl look, when he's alone everything works of course)

gets asked to build a tunnel system a lot - he always refuses

gets asked if his tunnel can be used for the train tracks - he refuses

gets asked if he can help with the tra-

lives very far away from everyone

amphibia train because the tracks to his place aren't in the best shape

has a rail leading to nowhere !?

Postal service (Pearl + Etho)

The post system

Tango helped them out a lot

Etho does the more technical stuff

Pearl does the delivery and take in of the packages

Etho is never really seen around (he works on a secret project ?)

Pearl doesn't own her own transportation vehicle, but loves to use the postal van for her own deeds (nobody minds, take it as a work benefit)

Z. I. T. S. train company (Zedaph, Impulse, Tango, Skizz, Joel, Jimmy, Cub, Cleo)

they got a thing going on

Tango and Impulse want to create the most technical advanced train the world has ever seen

Joel is a train conductor in their main line passenger Train

Jimmy is the engine driver tho he finds his job boring

Lizzie tho not officially hired loves to drive the train (she kicks Jimmy out which he happily obiges) while Joel is working (he sneaks to her into the driver's cabin on his "brakes")

Jimmy is the only one, except for Joel, who knows about Lizzie driving the train (or maybe not)

Jimmy and Joel tolerate somewhat of Grian visiting them at work, Joel says "it's less boring with this idiot here" Jimmy thinks alike (maybe not the idiot part, sometimes he thinks he's more of an idiot, at least his clumsiness makes him feel that way)

Grian definitely didn't blackmail Joel and Jim (no Tim) because he saw Lizzie in the driver's seat (but nobody would probably believe him anyway if he one day decides to tell on Lizzie, his reputation of being an annoying prankster has exceeded him by far)

Joel always yells at bdubs because he's scared of getting the train delayed and he hates horses

Zedaph works as an engine driver too (Lizzie always needs to be careful not to accidentally walk in on him, because he sometimes replaces Jimmy last minute)

Gem, tho not alway very enthusiastically, helps out when someone falls ill (the pay isn't shabby so "why not" she thinks)

Gem owns a small boat on which she sometimes sleeps, she can't live on it completely because it would be to isolating

Gem loves to poke fun of Joel at work because she knows he's been scolded for ruckus behaviour before and now he needs to swallow his pride to the amusement of Gem (Lizzie, tho not in front of others at work, loves to join in on these shenanigans)

Cub is responsible for the train schedule and signals

False

she has the most beautiful steam train on the whole server

for the nostalgic feels she offers tours of the server

false has a wagon refurnished to be her now called home

some other hermits have wagons they live in and false does transport them to other places from time to time

Stress and Iskall

they both own together 3 refurnished wagons

Stress is a true cat lady (we don't know how many cats live with her, the number seems rising every minute)

Iskall isn't very amused by all the fluffy creatures, he implemented the rule that no cat shall enter the shared wagon

Iskalls wagon is a chaos of unfinished projects

Stesses quarters are something every proud mother of 4 legged furr balls could only dream off (Lizzie would definitely want to move in if she ever visited, surely)

False does transport their home to other places when they want a change of scenery (Iskalls excuse for this is always "A new start brings new creative thoughts and a tone of energy" Stress already knows by now that this enthusiasm isn't very long lasting)

i probably rather draw than write if I'll continue with this

[amethystfairy1]

The ending of the latest TT fic~ Skizz my beloved <3

My guess is Impulse is gonna show up at Freemere's and Skizz is gonna join him on the quest to find Tango & Zed, thus completing Team ZITS :D

Mayhaps mayhaps mayhaps! We'll have to wait and see!

[ranubd]

Panel 3 of Cupid's Arrows

I've really got some lore planning going on very srs and I genuinely want to apologise before any of that lore stuff gets to you.

UPDATE NEXT WEEK.

<– Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 –>

[rhapsoddity]

Tango is a rainbow dash kinnie prove me wrong /j

Video is up on YT as well <3

[vivianquill]

Emberfish AU Masterpost

ight, since I was asked, here's the masterpost for the merdude!Tango au.

Scraplets are grouped into 'arcs' and listed in rough chronological order. Some of them overlap, in that case they are in order of first posted. After that are the misc posts with enough worldbuilding to qualify being put on here.

If you want more worldbuilding or have any questions, just ask! I love answering asks <3 they fuel my brainrot for this au as well.

Update:

This au has now (mostly) been cross-posted to ao3! It's still messy, and these ficlets will continue to be posted to tumblr first, and then updated on ao3. Probably in batches when i get a round tuit.

the ao3 fics can be found here!

Prologue Arc

Tango's POV - meeting his new pod

Bdub's POV - meeting babie tango

Joel's POV - Joel is trying to be tough (mind the tws)

Rescued Arc

Tango's POV - etho isn't the only washed up one

Impulse's POV - marine rescues take mer, right?

Zedaph's POV - first impressions

Impulse's POV - the infamous pole incident

Skizz's POV - temper temper

Tango's POV - wordz r hard

Kidnapped Arc

Tango's POV - grand theft mer

Jimmy's POV - new mer who dis?

Skizz's POV - HE SAID THE THING--

Tango's POV - a new place 2 electric boogaloo

Martyn's POV - don't get in the water if you don't have gills. idiot.

Tango's POV - please stop fighting i am BEGGING you-

Jimmy's POV - welp. everyone is still alive. so far.

Martyn's POV - you would think that they would be done fighting by now, wouldn't you?

Jimmy's POV - I sure hope this is the last fight

Martyn's POV - Things are looking up now

Tango's POV - tango is sad and homesick

Those Left Behind Arc

Etho's POV - this might be a problem. . . for team siz, anyway.

Impulse's POV - i told you it might be a problem

Etho's POV - miscommunication sure is a b*tch, huh?

Tango's POV - a first foray into the au

(^^^This one is technically not canon, i was simply trying stuff out)

Misc posts:

vesper ask - mer & mimicry

kimi ask - about team zits

kimi ask - Doc & the hivemind

kimi ask - the pod™️

vague plot things

kimi ask - the pod™️ is looking

kimi ask - siz might be in trouble

kimi ask - siz + pod dynamics

kimi ask - ranchers dynamic

more plot things! introducing: Joel and Lizzie!

b ask - more about grian, pearl, and joel

b ask - Etho's backstory :]

klm-zoflorr ask - more about pod dynamics!

b ask - how martyn found tango

b ask - more about bdubs!

worldbuilding, ramblin about Joel

[hybbart]

*gives you my soul*

Now make Inpulse struggleing to carry gem pearl tango and zed

P.S. can we have mini stress

they squeesh him

[skittzdaskittle]

Gem zjits time 🦀

I feel like they'd be owned or are kept around, in the case of Imp and Skizz, by some high ranking gem considering what kinds of gems they are

I'm still thinking of who it could be, I'm mostly landing on the gem version of my interpretation of (character) Zedaph's dad

[justafanofsillylilthings]

I've done a silly. Just a lil thing really with hermits as in superhero/villain AU, this is about zits

(the fanfic is out, link in my other post)