#team 7 incorrect quotes

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Yamato : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Kakashi : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Naruto : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Sai : My will to live, I haven't seen this in years.

Sakura : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Sasuke : Mental stability, my old friend!

Yamato : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[lilylovelyxo]

* Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura tied together while Kakashi & Y/N Sensei are separated fighting off enemies *

Naruto shouting over his shoulder: “Did you save us yet, Y/N Sensei?!”

Y/N Sensei: “Not yet, Naruto!”

Naruto: “How about now, Y/N?!”

Y/N Sensei, exasperated: “No! I’m trying to do it!”

Naruto: “How much progress have you made?!”

*Sasuke and Sakura start hushing Naruto*

[incorrectkakashi]

kakashi: you have to apologize to naruto

sasuke: fine.

sasuke: 'unfuck you' or whatever.

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Sakura: Where's Sai?

Sasuke: Don't worry I'll find him

Sasuke, shouting: Naruto sucks!

Sai, distantly: Naruto is the best people ever! Fuck you!

Sasuke: Found him

[phanb]

Naruto: How did you trick Kakashi-sensei into doing everything you say?

Guy: I didn't.

Sasuke: Then why does he do all those ridiculous things that you propose?

Guy: 'cause he loves me. I am his rival.

Sakura: Because he loves you? WHY?

Guy: *Big smile* Because I love him!

[skykashi]

Based on this post

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: Thank you for inviting me to Kakashi's wedding today, Naruto. Naruto: Oh, it’s no problem, don't mention it. Gai: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Kakashi marrying? I haven’t seen them? Sakura: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Kakashi! Gai: Wait, what? Sasuke: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon. Naruto: For a week! Sakura: Here’s some money, make it two! Kakashi, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[im-still-watching-anime]

kakashi: everything will be okay so long as we’re all together :)

sasuke: i’m leaving the team

kakashi: :)

sakura: i have to leave to train with tsunade

kakashi: :)

naruto: i’m leaving the village to train with jiraiya

kakashi: :)

kakashi: haha things are not okay!!

[lilylovelyxo]

Introducing their teams to each other.

Y/N: “This is going really good.”

Kakashi: “Yeah? Check back with me in fourteen and a half minutes.”

[incorrectkakashi]

kakashi: why are your tongues purple?

sasuke: we had slushies. I had a blue one.

naruto: I had a red one.

kakashi: oh

kakashi:

kakashi: OH

sakura:

sakura: you drank each other's slushies?

[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Sakura: what do you think of Sasuke?

*pause*

Naruto, dreaming sigh: Nice pal.

Sai: I think he's gay.

[nonoel-28]

*Shikamaru and Naruto sitting in jail together*

Naruto: So who should we call?

Shikamaru: I’d call Temari, but I feel safer in jail.

[wifeofkakashihatake]

Hinata: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Naruto: Um...Neat. *later* Naruto, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Sasuke. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid. Sasuke, reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Naruto. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Sakura confessed her love for me? Naruto: Didn't you thank her? Sasuke: *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

[sasukesakura7]

Naruto & Kakashi observing Sasuke & Sakura fight

Naruto: why are they acting so angry lately ? And just with one another?

Kakashi: they’re not angry… they’re sexually frustrated

Naruto (shocked): what did you say ???

Kakashi: you must be blind not to have seen the sexual tension between those two… they’re suppressing their subconscious sexual desires… might even be unaware of that.

Naruto: shouldn’t we tell them?

Kakashi: Nah… let them explode… it will be worth it, believe me

Naruto (embarrassed): you should stop reading those books of yours