#team 7 incorrect quotes

[moonlight-xxs-stuff]

Naruto: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Sakura: Wasn't Sasuke with you?

Sasuke: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

[hitoshi-yuuto]

Yamato : Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.

Kakashi : It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...

Naruto : Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!

Sai : My will to live, I haven't seen this in years.

Sakura : I knew I lost that potential somewhere.

Sasuke : Mental stability, my old friend!

Yamato : Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?

[lilylovelyxo]

Introducing their teams to each other.

Y/N: “This is going really good.”

Kakashi: “Yeah? Check back with me in fourteen and a half minutes.”

[zuukazis]

[skykashi]

Based on this post

[watermelonsloth]

Naruto: Sasuke is my friend! And if I love him, it’s as a brother!

Itachi: Well, Sasuke is my brother and if he looked at me the way you look at him, I’d call the police.

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the myth of "the normal one" in a shinobi team

naruto: hey, who do you think is the normal one on our team? it's sakura, right?

kakashi: [shudders] god, no. i watched that girl bite off a grown man's thumb just to assert dominance during a fight. she didn't spit it out either. i live in fear and admiration of the kunoichi i've raised.

naruto: hmm...

//

naruto: hey, bushy-brows! who do you think is the "normal one" on your team, neji or tenten?

lee: oh, it's not neji, guy sensei had to bodily drag him to his therapy appointment yesterday.

naruto: well, it's definitely not you, so it's tenten, right?

neji, barging in through the door: lee, come help me and gai sensei! some genin challenged tenten to swallow an entire kunai, and she's actually trying to do it!! she won't listen to us!!

naruto:...i guess not?

//

naruto: kiba! you got any "normal" ones on your team? i mean, shino's a weirdo, and so are you, but hinata's just kinda quiet, right?

kiba: oh, no, she- wait, what was that part about me being a weirdo?

shino: hinata-chan and i often compare notes on human interaction.

naruto: where the HELL did you even appear from

//

naruto: yo, genma-senpai! were you the "normal one" on your old team?

genma: you'd have to ask choza about that, ha. i'm sure he has a variety of tales to tell.

naruto: okay, so...was it someone else, then?

genma: [considering] well, i mean, gai's gai, i don't think i have to elaborate on that. and yes, he was like that as a kid too. and ebisu was so focused on trying to appear normal that he completely failed to actually be normal, he was always a neurotic little beanpole.

naruto: huh...

//

naruto: oi, granny tsunade!!

tsunade: hm?

naruto: in your old team, who do you think was the normal o- [thinks]....nevermind. i'm not even going to ask.

tsunade: that's the spirit.

[incorrectkakagaiquotes]

Gai: Thank you for inviting me to Kakashi's wedding today, Naruto. Naruto: Oh, it’s no problem, don't mention it. Gai: This is probably a stupid question, but who is Kakashi marrying? I haven’t seen them? Sakura: You. You’re the fiancé. This is your wedding with Kakashi! Gai: Wait, what? Sasuke: There’s your officiant. This is your wedding ring. I suggest taking him somewhere far, far away for your honeymoon. Naruto: For a week! Sakura: Here’s some money, make it two! Kakashi, walking in: Oh! This is beautiful! Who’s having a wedding today?

[forumjutsu]

Sakura: Sensei? Are you OK?

Kakashi *lying face down on the grass*: Oh, yeah, yeah. I've just momentarily lost my willing to live.

Kakashi: It'll go away in a minute

[moonlight-xxs-stuff]

Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Sasuke: Shit.

Sai: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Sakura: OH MY GOD NARUTO FELL OFF!!!

[nonoel-28]

*Shikamaru and Naruto sitting in jail together*

Naruto: So who should we call?

Shikamaru: I’d call Temari, but I feel safer in jail.

[headcanonthings]

Kakashi: *loses Team 7 in a village* Kakashi: Has anyone seen my genin? Kakashi: One with black hair and permanent brooding aura; one with blonde hair, blue eyes, and really loud; and the third with pink hair and kind of quiet unless she's yelling at the blonde one. Kakashi: All clearly gay but we haven't had that talk yet...

[sasukesakura7]

Sakura: You’re not jealous are you?

Sasuke:(calmly) no

Sakura:(teasing) really?

Sasuke:(grabs her wrist gently, pulling her closer) I don’t get jealous, Sakura. I just remind people what’s mine

[devotedlywingedperfection]

Naruto: Hey, do you know anyone who can teach me to play the trumpet?

Sasuke: Why?

Naruto: I want to wander around playing it to annoy Kakashi-sensei after the stunt he pulled.

Sakura: Technically, you don’t actually need to know how to play the trumpet well for that.

Naruto: Sakura, you have opened my eyes.

[watermelonsloth]

Sai, pointing at Naruto and Sasuke: Are they lovers?

Sakura: Worse.

[im-still-watching-anime]

*naruto and sakura discussing slang*

naruto: so is sasuke babygirl?

sakura: to you i’d say yeah he is

naruto: oh. what is he to you then?

sakura: dramatic :/