Vicinity wander, claim no zone
Never let an anchor drop, never had a home
Never talk to strangers, never trust a friend
This is the life, and the life will not end.
I’m gonna brag on myself for a minute because my self-confidence has been shit lately (thanks winter, for your annual crushing blow to my ego!) but I am, in fact, really good at language acquisition. Like, heretofore it was kind of a stupid superpower that I had never once thought to use for Good
which is why, when I had some kind of visitation from The Lort Almightee last summer and They were like "heyy how about you do something to tangibly improve the place where you live. and also start supporting tribal sovereignty. immediately"
I was like (falling out of my chair, trembling) "uhhhhhh I can learn languages weirdly fast??" and lo, God threw the newly-created UMN Dakota Language major directly in my face and Commanded, "GET TO WORK BITCH"
please enjoy a minute of me writing never knew the best was yet to come on my new keyboard where you can literally see how many typos i make, me and the backspace bar are besties
teaching my class later is going to be so bad it was already going to be bad because of having a week off and now i get to add to that "being out of my mind from illness". cant wait to give the most incoherent gaelic lesson ever
also this will be my last post re: downstairs neighbor but i could literally be working out to an aerobics video. i could have kids or a dog that lived with me and were running around playing. either one is a perfectly valid thing to do in your own apartment during normal waking hours. i'm assuming this man is WFH and having trouble focusing but like. if you work remotely in an apartment you cannot assume that your neighbors will be unmoving and quiet as the dead for the entire day. that is an unfair assumption. other people make noise and a lot of buildings are not soundproofed well. imo if it is not regular sleeping hours you kind of have to get over it even if it's harsh to say this.
Do me a huge favor and if you’re not normal abt fat people please leave
As in Im 280lbs and 5’5” and I don’t want to hear you tell me to exercise. And I shouldn’t have to explain why or lay out my legitimate concerns about moving my body safely for you to stop fucking doing that shit to me or anyone else
Thinking so sadly about people who thought doing research papers in high school was stupid and now they can't be bothered to fact-check literally anything on their social media feeds so they're falling down political rabbitholes or gaining other bizarre untrue understandings of the world because they legitimately just don't know the basics of double-checking a claim.