#tea's boring life

[teacupchimera]

y'all I am Vibrating with excitement about this new piece I've just started working on 👀

[hollowsart]

seriously, Marvel. please consider a little series of comics that focus solely on the mundane side of Spider-Man's rogues' lives. like focusing solely on those who were and are a part of the Sinister Six cuz those are popular favorites.

let us see more about them beyond being villains and plotting and scheming to rob banks/tech facilities or take down Spider-Man. let's see more of their more mundane side.

I'd do ANYTHING for a comic about Mysterio and his every day life outside the villain persona. I already know a Doc Ock focused one would do MAD Numbers from his fanbase.

no lie, Electro fans would go haywire if there was a comic focused on Max Dillon and his less energetic lifestyle.

I ADORE world building and I think we could use some more for the villains. their environments can tell a lot more about them as a character and I think we really could use more of that in general within Marvel as a whole. there's a lot of focus on the characters and their relationships, but it's limited to purely dialogue. a telling and never really showing. and what it tells doesn't do too much.

slap some more DEPTH and INTRIGUE into these characters!!

What are their daily morning routines?? When they're NOT plotting and scheming and having to secretly meet up with other bad guys to make top secret exchanges to further their devious plans. Like.. HOW do they prefer to live and decorate their living spaces?? Show and tell us more about their likes and dislikes!!! DO they have other talents? Did they have any other career ideas they would have enjoyed besides the ones they ended up with? ANYTHING more would be nice!!

I'm just a sucker for world building and character developments beyond the base narrative limitations.

[behind-thebrowneyes]

Pretty sure little one finally got me sick but not like I can take any meds for it. Atleast got some yummy yogurt and homemade granola with some fruit and some hot tea to help. Ooo and can’t forget the fact we watching Christmas movies again 😊👍

[eddis-not-eeddis]

...why is boredom considered an attractive quality in the romance genre again?

[lottieurl]

about to be a hater and i warned you so you can't be mad at me if you continue reading ok? cool. it's really funny to see people like overly excited about marvel marketing with an aged straight pun dhshsjs to be completely honest with you. i don't think it's that serious. "it shouldn't be this fucking rare to get the most bare minimum of recognition in media" like i do empathize with people stuck in 2006 and their laptop only playing this show from 2024 like that Does sound really hard! the universe is truly so cruel. for the rest of us tho this is not very impressive 💔

[pink-lemonadefairy]

bye bye july ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ 🌼🌱🫧🌸🦋🌻🌺🎨 you were lovely

[malkaleh]

Once again CPTSD episode from I swear to fuck, a laundry room :(. (It’s a shared one. In a basement. With a dingy shower and toilet and dirt and I…just I had to close my eyes and just shake and try not to cry.

Also listen, the way that fandom purity people have made me want to [redacted] and yes I do filter and block and mute. I’m staring at myself like ‘too awful to be depicted ever’ and no really, it hits. I wish I could articulate how awful it is, to be told you are actually trash for wanting to see yourself. Every time it makes me not want to write again, even though I would say to anyone else that it was bullshit.

(I think I am just feeling like I’m too traumatised and ill and needy in the wrong ways to actually be allowed anything)

[the-travelling-witch]

omg hi hi-

read through your wips, obviously i think i told you how interested i am in in your pokemon au

so aah can you share some snippets/ideas? 👀🙏

ALSO, i’m looking at that aventurine x reader,,, im interested hfjdhs

omg hi ian!! thank you for perusing my list of fics that will never see the light of day— i mean my list of fics that i’m working on at the speed of light ^^;

since i’ve only started with the first chapter of the twst pokémon au, here’s the most normal pokémon professor with the most normal introduction to the world of pokémon (or something like that-)

[…] “You seem confused, student that is not on our [admittance] list, so allow me to explain the finer details to you! Yes, for I am most generous and kind!” The weirdly dressed stranger was smiling at you, that much you could tell from behind his raven mask. “I am Professor Crowley, the Headmaster of this illustrious institution for learning and evolving! Certainly you have heard of Night Raven College, yes?” You merely blinked at him. “Ah well… it matters not!” However, in his pause you noticed it certainly seemed to matter. “Night Raven College is the most [outstanding] place of education in all aspects involving Pokémon!” His black feathered sleeve fluttered with the sweeping gesture he made towards the people gathered behind him, curiously looking onto the scene unfolding before them. “The students gathered here have all been chosen for their outstanding talents where Pokémon are involved, be that battling, researching or developing useful gadgets. I can say with reasonable certainty they are the nation’s elite!” Catching himself by clearing his throat, the headmaster turned his curious yellow eyes back to you. “But first things first, what would your name be?” A little hesitant, you state your name, still somewhat overwhelmed by this man’s demeanour. But with this many eyes focused on you, there wasn’t much time for you to weigh the pros and cons of your decision. “Well, you certainly don’t sound like one of our usual troublemakers,” Professor Crowley muttered absentmindedly before snapping back into the present. “I mean, of course, what a wonderful name! Say, are you a boy or a girl?” This time, you really just stared at him, eyes darting around the hall in disbelief. What kind of question was that even? “Not that I care- I mean, not that it matters, of course!” At once, his [loud/flamboyant/] attitude was back as he waved his cane around with enthusiasm. “I am sure you will figure it out!” […]

not much is happening here yet in terms of shenanigans but where else would you start your pokémon adventure if not with the professor, the capable, leading authority on the topic? also i think you’re a heartshackle enthusiast just like me, so look forward to adeuce+yuu/reader chaos :]

[also tagging @witch-craft-works @voidlesslove @mochiclouds since i’m handing out pokémon au crumbs, not a full update but a little sth ^^]

as for the aventurine idea… i literally cannot say anything about this (publicly /j) bc it will give everything away, which is fine when i’m posting the dang thing but not 500 months in advance lol (the entire thing is based on a pun that spiralled out of control)

also can we talk about the new outfit for aventurine from the collab bc i’m afraid this thing has me in an absolute chockehold

sneak peek into my drafts || a twisted pokémon au

[wewontbesleeping]

having a bad day. wish i had an eras tour show to look forward to lol.

[burnt-milque-and-toast]

nothing makes me wish i genuinely had wings and could fly like listening to the HTTYD ost

PLEASE I WANNA BE A GIANT BIRD WEAVING AND DIPPING THROUGH THE SKY WHILE TEST DRIVE PLAYS IN MY HEAD

[sapphicautistic]

did u know that u can put 5 tea bags in a 4 cup jar of cold water in the fridge overnight and have delicious cold tea in the morning?

[teacupchimera]

are you fucking kidding me lmao

I just got an error message on youtube that ad blockers aren't allowed and it didn't go away when I refreshed so I had to turn off uBlock....and then I immediately got an ad for an adblocker on my youtube video.

what the fuck.

[localrobosexual]

You should look into a game called Palia, the robot is romanceable

i did in fact have to look them up bc i've never heard of this game before and oH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP THIS IS THE GUY?????

HELLO??? HE'S SO FUCKIN CUTE UR KIDDINGGGGG

[behind-thebrowneyes]

Ole man told me to relax while little was sleeping after my mini meltdown this morning but I couldn’t. So cleaned the kitchen and semi prepped din din. 😬👍

[poinsettia89]

Thinking about an RP that would be a dream birth scenario that would combine a bunch of my kinks— surprise multiples, stomach problems, excessive waters, inconvenient timing and location, slightly public but with a very supportive partner, etc…

Like, maybe it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, some kind of big holiday. The carrier and their partner were picked to host because they inherited a nice house that's a decent size enough for everyone in the family to come by. Some people who flew in are staying at the house, others are out further in town. The house is a bit further out, sorta in the middle of nowhere, on a gorgeous piece of land.

The carrier is absolutely massive, and has been dealing with braxton hicks for weeks. The partner worries, but the carrier insists it will be fine. It's not like anyone has tickets that are refundable, anyway— they're already arriving! The food is all getting brought in and cooked, everyone is chatting. It's the sort of chaotic that normally comes from family gatherings, typical spats and drama, but of course, still enjoyable to see everyone.

The carrier wants to be a good host, because it's their first year married to their partner and they want to make a good impression as a couple. However, all of the different smells of the kitchen have been throwing them off, and they start feeling crampy and nauseous. By the time dinner is ready, they convince themself they're just hungry, and they have two helpings of food, enjoying a hearty meal.

However, not even an hour after the meal, when everyone is talking about dessert and mingling, the carrier feels absolutely shaky and sick to their stomach. Something is very wrong, and they're starting to wish they hadn't ignored it. They're zoning out in the living room mid-conversation when someone asks what's wrong— and with a lurch, they grab the nearest receptacle and lose the contents of their holiday dinner. Immediately, all eyes are turned to the commotion— only to be further shocked when with a nervous moan, the carrier's water breaks all across the floor. The family is immediately trying to figure out what to do— but with a massive rainstorm outside, holiday traffic, and crashes across the roads all leading to the house, there's no chance of an ambulance getting there in time. The carrier is mortified and their partner immediately ushers them to their shared bedroom for some privacy.

With the intensity of birth clashing with forcing down such a big meal, the carrier is sick as a dog, the symptoms almost like food poisoning as they feel the baby descend. They're trying to stay calm, but not succeeding, and the family can hear their laboring cries through the walls. The family wants to help, but the carrier is too embarrassed to want to be seen by anyone, so they try to avoid anyone except their partner having eyes on them. By the time the baby arrives, there's a collective sigh of relief, thinking the chaos is over, and some of the family wanting to meet the baby— of course, no one was expecting the contractions to be anything more than the placenta. But when the carrier is still letting out pained moans, a breech baby begins to descend, panic returns in full force.

[ohitslen]

Will always remain confused as to why people will fight over ships as if we weren’t all wrong about them, except for the incredibly rare occasions where the ship becomes canon, and even then you should just mind your damn business because in all seriousness. Why wouldn’t you.