#tea's boring life

[teacupchimera]

y'all I am Vibrating with excitement about this new piece I've just started working on 👀

[hollowsart]

seriously, Marvel. please consider a little series of comics that focus solely on the mundane side of Spider-Man's rogues' lives. like focusing solely on those who were and are a part of the Sinister Six cuz those are popular favorites.

let us see more about them beyond being villains and plotting and scheming to rob banks/tech facilities or take down Spider-Man. let's see more of their more mundane side.

I'd do ANYTHING for a comic about Mysterio and his every day life outside the villain persona. I already know a Doc Ock focused one would do MAD Numbers from his fanbase.

no lie, Electro fans would go haywire if there was a comic focused on Max Dillon and his less energetic lifestyle.

I ADORE world building and I think we could use some more for the villains. their environments can tell a lot more about them as a character and I think we really could use more of that in general within Marvel as a whole. there's a lot of focus on the characters and their relationships, but it's limited to purely dialogue. a telling and never really showing. and what it tells doesn't do too much.

slap some more DEPTH and INTRIGUE into these characters!!

What are their daily morning routines?? When they're NOT plotting and scheming and having to secretly meet up with other bad guys to make top secret exchanges to further their devious plans. Like.. HOW do they prefer to live and decorate their living spaces?? Show and tell us more about their likes and dislikes!!! DO they have other talents? Did they have any other career ideas they would have enjoyed besides the ones they ended up with? ANYTHING more would be nice!!

I'm just a sucker for world building and character developments beyond the base narrative limitations.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

helloooo my dearest darling listeners, i am back on my soapbox to regale you all with the marvelous things i witnessed/experienced on my Whimsical As Fuck™️ three hour drive today. not necessarily in order <3

some cute does with bigass floppy ears / very sweet waitress who called me "hon" and put the most tasty looking crepes on my table / a pair of hawks divebombing a golden eagle / a kite (the bird) / a flock of magpies / some GORGEOUS scenery / a rainbow / lovely rain sprinklings / MORE gorgeous scenery, i mean what the fuck / fields of purple/orange/red tipped bushes / a meadow of buttercup-yellow very tall grass, in which many picturesque trees stood / lots of fluffy, adorable, tasty cows / a large herd of likely-feral horses with a wonderful variety of patterns & colors / the fluffiest husky ever / the juxtaposition of cold wind through an open window + warm sunlight / the most stunning snow-coated mountain of whites and blues in the sun, wreathed in clouds / no seriously some really fucking Gorgeous scenery, i was near tears with some of it

[eddis-not-eeddis]

...why is boredom considered an attractive quality in the romance genre again?

[lottieurl]

about to be a hater and i warned you so you can't be mad at me if you continue reading ok? cool. it's really funny to see people like overly excited about marvel marketing with an aged straight pun dhshsjs to be completely honest with you. i don't think it's that serious. "it shouldn't be this fucking rare to get the most bare minimum of recognition in media" like i do empathize with people stuck in 2006 and their laptop only playing this show from 2024 like that Does sound really hard! the universe is truly so cruel. for the rest of us tho this is not very impressive 💔

[pink-lemonadefairy]

bye bye july ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ 🌼🌱🫧🌸🦋🌻🌺🎨 you were lovely

[malkaleh]

Once again CPTSD episode from I swear to fuck, a laundry room :(. (It’s a shared one. In a basement. With a dingy shower and toilet and dirt and I…just I had to close my eyes and just shake and try not to cry.

Also listen, the way that fandom purity people have made me want to [redacted] and yes I do filter and block and mute. I’m staring at myself like ‘too awful to be depicted ever’ and no really, it hits. I wish I could articulate how awful it is, to be told you are actually trash for wanting to see yourself. Every time it makes me not want to write again, even though I would say to anyone else that it was bullshit.

(I think I am just feeling like I’m too traumatised and ill and needy in the wrong ways to actually be allowed anything)

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

If I was still in the "dating men" scene, I would start telling guys who complain that they can't get women to notice them that they should customize their character design more and add more interesting lore to their dialogue options

[siiversans]

good morning guys gink is apparently canon in underverse

[behind-thebrowneyes]

Def needs some veggies but still super yummy

[wewontbesleeping]

having a bad day. wish i had an eras tour show to look forward to lol.

[teacupchimera]

y'all I have another project in the works and it's gonna be a Banger

[burnt-milque-and-toast]

nothing makes me wish i genuinely had wings and could fly like listening to the HTTYD ost

PLEASE I WANNA BE A GIANT BIRD WEAVING AND DIPPING THROUGH THE SKY WHILE TEST DRIVE PLAYS IN MY HEAD

[sapphicautistic]

did u know that u can put 5 tea bags in a 4 cup jar of cold water in the fridge overnight and have delicious cold tea in the morning?

[localrobosexual]

You should look into a game called Palia, the robot is romanceable

i did in fact have to look them up bc i've never heard of this game before and oH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPPP THIS IS THE GUY?????

HELLO??? HE'S SO FUCKIN CUTE UR KIDDINGGGGG

[poinsettia89]

Thinking about an RP that would be a dream birth scenario that would combine a bunch of my kinks— surprise multiples, stomach problems, excessive waters, inconvenient timing and location, slightly public but with a very supportive partner, etc…

Like, maybe it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, some kind of big holiday. The carrier and their partner were picked to host because they inherited a nice house that's a decent size enough for everyone in the family to come by. Some people who flew in are staying at the house, others are out further in town. The house is a bit further out, sorta in the middle of nowhere, on a gorgeous piece of land.

The carrier is absolutely massive, and has been dealing with braxton hicks for weeks. The partner worries, but the carrier insists it will be fine. It's not like anyone has tickets that are refundable, anyway— they're already arriving! The food is all getting brought in and cooked, everyone is chatting. It's the sort of chaotic that normally comes from family gatherings, typical spats and drama, but of course, still enjoyable to see everyone.

The carrier wants to be a good host, because it's their first year married to their partner and they want to make a good impression as a couple. However, all of the different smells of the kitchen have been throwing them off, and they start feeling crampy and nauseous. By the time dinner is ready, they convince themself they're just hungry, and they have two helpings of food, enjoying a hearty meal.

However, not even an hour after the meal, when everyone is talking about dessert and mingling, the carrier feels absolutely shaky and sick to their stomach. Something is very wrong, and they're starting to wish they hadn't ignored it. They're zoning out in the living room mid-conversation when someone asks what's wrong— and with a lurch, they grab the nearest receptacle and lose the contents of their holiday dinner. Immediately, all eyes are turned to the commotion— only to be further shocked when with a nervous moan, the carrier's water breaks all across the floor. The family is immediately trying to figure out what to do— but with a massive rainstorm outside, holiday traffic, and crashes across the roads all leading to the house, there's no chance of an ambulance getting there in time. The carrier is mortified and their partner immediately ushers them to their shared bedroom for some privacy.

With the intensity of birth clashing with forcing down such a big meal, the carrier is sick as a dog, the symptoms almost like food poisoning as they feel the baby descend. They're trying to stay calm, but not succeeding, and the family can hear their laboring cries through the walls. The family wants to help, but the carrier is too embarrassed to want to be seen by anyone, so they try to avoid anyone except their partner having eyes on them. By the time the baby arrives, there's a collective sigh of relief, thinking the chaos is over, and some of the family wanting to meet the baby— of course, no one was expecting the contractions to be anything more than the placenta. But when the carrier is still letting out pained moans, a breech baby begins to descend, panic returns in full force.